Val: You are crazy, woman! Me and Vel: *look at each other with big devilish smiles* Me: Haha 🎵You've got it twisted🎵 Vel: 🎵I'm not the one who needs a new attitude🎵 Me: 🎵Maybe you missed it🎵 Vel: 🎵But I'm that #Bitch and you can't do🎵 Me: 🎵Nothin' less than what you please🎵 Vel: That's right 🎵I'm the backbone of the Vees🎵 Me: 🎵Seeing that you're acting respectless🎵 Vel: 🎵Why is it so hard to respect them?🎵
Listener: *recording Valentino getting beat like the pest that he is* Listener: *sends it to Angel Dust* Angel Dust: *gets a message from Listener* Angel Dust: *watches the video* Angel Dust: 😂🤣
lol Valentino is such a scardy cat I mean I don’t blame him he just got sprayed with bug spray and he’s a moth so I can see why he hates it and sensitive when being sprayed with it
And moths and flys are quite the same you can squash both with a fly swatter but you need a fly swatter that’s 20 feet tall to swat him cause he’s ten feet tall
I started watching your videos as a joke, and now I'm watching every one of your uploads istg your so entertaining to listen to, And you'd make a great voice actor. Your doing great at what your doing! 😂♥️♥️
Titel:velvet protects you from Valentino and Vox is there too Me:Vox? Vox:mmh? Me:bad.NOW. Vox:what the f*ck? Val and velvet:what about us? Me:IMA HAVE SEX WITH A TV!😂
Val:"hello listener" Me in my cat house tho im a werewolf with my black wolf ears and tail out trying to just enjoy my book"really val in the good part of my harry Potter book" Me:puting my maroon reading glasses back on and reads again
Velvette: Listener was he bothering you? Me: Yes Velvette: Well they said yes Me: . . . How did you know? Me: *Eating Ice* Valentino: Oh Daddy likes that Me: *Almost chokes on ice* EXCUSE ME?!
Not me just dead half way in Me: 💀💀💀💀 Them: 😡😠😠😡😠😡😠😡 * arguing and not noticing Me: gets up * are you guys for real It was a joke pls don't be mean about it
I was so close to burst out laughing at Val saying "Oh yes daddy likes- OW"😂
I’m actually laughing my butt off irl. It’s like 5:30 am where I am, and I’m trying not to wake my mom and little brother up.
I happy that your everywhere:3
@@Beau_GoofBall I'm always into HH Asmrs 😅
its 12:19 am right now
"You wouldn't do that to me" * gets violated *
Me: THATS RIGHT VELVETTE GET HIS ASS 💅💅💅
Val: You are crazy, woman!
Me and Vel: *look at each other with big devilish smiles*
Me: Haha 🎵You've got it twisted🎵
Vel: 🎵I'm not the one who needs a new attitude🎵
Me: 🎵Maybe you missed it🎵
Vel: 🎵But I'm that #Bitch and you can't do🎵
Me: 🎵Nothin' less than what you please🎵
Vel: That's right 🎵I'm the backbone of the Vees🎵
Me: 🎵Seeing that you're acting respectless🎵
Vel: 🎵Why is it so hard to respect them?🎵
Best comment I've seen all day. Very clever
@@Mothman1966 HOW DO I KEEP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE
@@CyndiMartin-vm9pk I dunno, but magic maybe?
@@Mothman1966 lol
Velvette protecting us is so sweet ❤
Agreed
*happy moth noises*
Listener recorded the whole thing and sent it to Angel dust
Listener: *recording Valentino getting beat like the pest that he is*
Listener: *sends it to Angel Dust*
Angel Dust: *gets a message from Listener*
Angel Dust: *watches the video*
Angel Dust: 😂🤣
@@VentiBarbatos-ik4wx Angel Dust: *laughing his ass off*
Omg, I could barley hear Val, so I turned my headphones all the way up, and then I just here “VALENTINO”
**VALENTINO**
Me after hearing the water spray: HOLY WATER-
Yes! And lots of it!
*observes in moth*
I THOUGHT IT WAS BUG SPRAY LMAO
I love how Velvette(Lesbian) gets totally disgusted when she hits him with the fly swatter
lol Valentino is such a scardy cat I mean I don’t blame him he just got sprayed with bug spray and he’s a moth so I can see why he hates it and sensitive when being sprayed with it
And moths and flys are quite the same you can squash both with a fly swatter but you need a fly swatter that’s 20 feet tall to swat him cause he’s ten feet tall
Congratulations, velvet, you're now my new comfort character/bestie
Yo the way he said "do it again" 💀💀
LITERALLY
Val: *being a creep*
Me trying to nap: Can I offer you bug spray in this trying time?
Damn-
@@Molly_dust-620 Omg hi again, Molly!
@@Mothman1966 hi ^^
I love Velvette protecting us🥺💖💘
7:02 I agree with Vox.
Ayo! Val, that's sus!
(Somebody get the holy water)
I agree
Just got a shipment of it in! Here! *tosses a crate of holy water*
@@Mothman1966 thx dude! *catches it*
@@z-4205 Anytime, mortal human. *flies and perches on a tree observing the chaos*
omg the velvette voice is so good i think im a simp for her and you no cap on god
2:06
Did he just moan?! 😭😂😂😭😭😭
Yes😌
@@artisticmemebean3 😭😂😂😭😭
LOL @@user-tr9xe3lz4n
@@artisticmemebean3 I love you so much and your ASMR please do pomni kiss Listener
I fell of my couch from laughter when he did😂😂😂
I’m just laughing as Velvette chases Valentino around with a fly swatter and bug spray- ITS AMAZING 😂
I started watching your videos as a joke, and now I'm watching every one of your uploads istg your so entertaining to listen to, And you'd make a great voice actor. Your doing great at what your doing! 😂♥️♥️
This playing in my head is hilarious
I laughed harder than I should have, but I like seeing Val suffer. It's amusing
😂😂🤣😂🤣 Val yelps like a girl and it’s hilarious but I was honestly expecting that from him 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
How is this so hilarious and so (semi) wholesome at the same time? I love it! ❤
NOT THE LAUGH- IM BALLING
Did Vox and Velvette pull out *bug killers* out on Valentino? A *bug spray* and a *fly swatter?*
Yes
@@artisticmemebean3 I love how you made Valentino as an **actual** moth! 😂🤣😂😂
*screams in moth*
To be fear it does feel like something she would do if Val annoyed her enough....
@@artisticmemebean3 why is Valentino moaning
Congratulations, you earned yourself a free subscriber
Nice to meet you😁
Hi
@@artisticmemebean3Hello 😁
@@artisticmemebean3Why is he Moaning for no reason
DANG- I GOT JUMPSCARED BY THE NOTIFICATION-
Thanks, velvette
Thanks for the amazing work ^^ valentino is scaring me 🥰 anyway I love velvette helping me :3
I AM SECOND!!!
@@VeesAreCool YAYYY ❤
Popcorn, anyone?
🍿
Yes please 😊
@@Bluerazzbarry
*passes the popcorn*
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Thanks for the popcorn 😃
@@SheleeVillafana Anytime.
Hey you have any chips? Couse I don't actually like popcorn 😢😓
I love velvet RN so much 😂😂
Me being husk:ANGEL GET YO MUSTY BALD BOSS
Pancakes anyone?🥞
Don't worry I have plenty!☺️❤️
Me
@@TiffTiffofficialYT Alright! 🥞Here ya go!
Me
@@alicefortson3541 Okay! 🥞 Here ya go! ^^
@@alicefortson3541 Alright! 🥞 Here ya go! ^^
I love your videos!❤ they aways put a warm spot in my heart❤
P.s. could you Mabye do a stone one from ramshackle?
What if I want Val bothering me more 🫠
Omg I’ll make that an idea
Can’t wait to enjoy 😮☺️
You don't
Butiful creation ❤❤
Indeed
Butiful. Help😭
"And alao vox is there" 😂😂
I love your content espesile the vox one
This is so funny 😂😂😂
Titel:velvet protects you from Valentino and Vox is there too
Me:Vox?
Vox:mmh?
Me:bad.NOW.
Vox:what the f*ck?
Val and velvet:what about us?
Me:IMA HAVE SEX WITH A TV!😂
Is this part 2? Please say yes, please!
Ya pretty much
💝
Can you please do more comedy asmr of vox and alastor please and more of the vees
Of course I’ll think of something
@@artisticmemebean3 thank you thank you thank you
@@artisticmemebean3omg yas❤❤❤
I agree with you z
Me: velvet sit down let me tech val
Val: are so you came
Me:# pumps gun# SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
*gun shots* *screaming*
Me: okay im done bye
Val:"hello listener"
Me in my cat house tho im a werewolf with my black wolf ears and tail out trying to just enjoy my book"really val in the good part of my harry Potter book"
Me:puting my maroon reading glasses back on and reads again
The bug spray is back!
Get him away from me
velvette get raid insted
Velvet protecting me ? Love you!!!! Girl!!!
Long enough to know that you’re a Lier....and abusive
She said that so casualy
My friend. *breathes.* can you do ASMR video of? Engel gets comfort by listener. Form FPE/fun paper education/
YASS❤❤❤>
Why does Val have a French accent?
I didn’t realize I was doing French it’s really the closest I can do to his voice
@@artisticmemebean3omg yes he like "YAaaa~~" I feel like the voices were really on point attaully
Velvette: Listener was he bothering you?
Me: Yes
Velvette: Well they said yes
Me: . . . How did you know?
Me: *Eating Ice*
Valentino: Oh Daddy likes that
Me: *Almost chokes on ice* EXCUSE ME?!
velevette
2:07
Is that bug spray?
I think I found Valentino dead
Not me just dead half way in
Me: 💀💀💀💀
Them: 😡😠😠😡😠😡😠😡 * arguing and not noticing
Me: gets up * are you guys for real
It was a joke pls don't be mean about it
Help why does Val sound Russain😭
Well sorry that I can’t do his exact voice ok😑
@@artisticmemebean3 it’s fine:)
Thank you so much velvette