Telephone Salesman ASMR Roleplay | 10K Subscriber Special
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- Опубликовано: 3 июл 2024
- The poor RUclips subscription salesman tries to get through a work day with his sanity intact.
If I missed your name, sorry, you're still awesome!
If you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment in time I start to lose my mind and/or fall asleep myself.
This ASMR Roleplay features repetitive triggers, saying your name, rotary phone sounds, dialling, mechanical sounds, retro telephone sounds, tea drinking sounds, bit of eating crackers
00:00 Let’s get to work
04:00 - Are you sure this is the right list, boss?
54:50 - Hey Brad, would you rather have eyes for feet or subscribe to Birch in the woods?
1:04:55 - Technical difficulties, or, the cloak of invisibility
1:09:27 - Back to your regularly scheduled programming
1:20:30 - I'm working on commission, I can doodle if I want.
1:24:25 - I need a snack
1:37:20 - Have you ever been kidnapped by rats, but in a relaxing way?
1:46:36 - Have you ever died and waken up somewhere you didn’t expect, but on the Internet?
2:14:50 - Have you ever made a wager with a gnome in the woods?
2:24:40 - I’m about to clock out
2:33:30 - Have you ever been to the edge of the world, but on the internet?
2:44:00 - That’s the end of the line
If you'd like to support my work on Patreon and get a peek behind the scenes at my creative process you can go here: / birchinthewoods
Thank you to Corey Sue, OrionAmastacia, JennyM, Shellmer, Paloma and Claire for being patrons!
I'm on Throne if you'd like to get me a prop or something else for a future video: throne.me/u/birch_in_the_wood...
Let's talk on Twitter: birchinthewoods
I'm also sporadically on Instagram: / birch_in_the_woods
What is #ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response - it's that nice tingling feeling you might get when someone whispers or speaks softly close to your ears or when you hear tapping or scratching sounds or when you get a head massage or any kind of personal attention. On RUclips, people use ASMR videos to relax, fall asleep, study, work or calm their nerves. Whatever you are here for, I hope you have a pleasant time and I thank you so much for stopping by. 
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Congrats on the 10K! Producing 3 hours of quality content is no easy task! We appreciate you!!
Almost 3 hours!!! Your really gifting us today!
10:40 - "Hoot hoot" indeed! Thank you for the call, Birch 🦉Such a clever idea for a special - congrats again on 10K!
Thanks, Owl :)
49:25 ahh that’s me!! i’m totally enamored with this video; it’s such a new and sweet way to involve your community and at a whopping ~3 hours ?? you’re out here giving us the most and you best believe we’re loving every minute of it ♥️
Thank you thank you :) That makes me so happy!
I need to comment on this. This here is my absolute favorite ASMR video. I've revisited it so many times. The atmosphere and sounds are exquisite, and its perfect for sleeping and as background noise for working.
Its perfect.
Wow, I'm so surprised with the roleplay idea for the 10K special video with our names, that was so clever and creative and I loved it! 😮 Once again, congrats on 10k! 💖
I can't wait to watch the entire video (if I don't fall asleep before that lmao)! I know my name is in it, will try to timestamp in the replies when I find it 👀
Btw Birch I truly hope you get to 100k soon, you deserve it a lot! And as I always say, I really love your ASMR videos 💖
Wow, showed up right at 17:55 🥺 Tysm Birch, I'm so happy now ☺💖
What luck, then you could drift off to sleep faster :) Appreciate you watching, Paloma!
@@BirchinthewoodsASMRyes, I got so happy when I heard my name right at the beginning 🥺💖
I fell asleep for a nap right after that, the telephone and your soft spoken voice made me so sleepy 😴
But when I woke up to take care of my nephew, I heard you talking about the Rat Wars videos... And omg I loved this series so much, I needed to say that ☺💖
I really love your work Birch, please keep it up! 🤗💖 Once again, tysm for speaking my name in the 10k special 💖
COMMITTMENT like no other!
DIAL DIAL DIAL
W banger video
Thank you!
Very immersive roleplay when im actually referred to ahaha.
Such a good idea to individually call each one up, and for doing it for almost 3 hours too ! Well done, Birch - keep it up :3 ❤
Thanks Billie :)
3rd from the end!!! I kept thinking i missed myself, but i watched the whole way through. And now its midnight! Time for me to go to bed too, thank you and congrats again birch 🎉
Can't believe anyone is watching this all the way like this, but thank you thank you and sorry for making you wait so long :)
Wow Birch, this is some amazing dedication! (Haven’t finished it yet so not sure if I was in it, but still, crazy how long this took and how good it is)
nice vid and congrats on the milestone. if you ever do another similar video, some quiet background office ambience sounds would push it from a 10 to an 11 👍
Big respect for you sitting for three hours doing the same thing over and over! I’d go crazy making a video like this 😂
Congrats on the 10k, well deserved buddy!
Not gonnay lie, I kinda did ;)
Congrats on 10k!!
This is great content birch!!
Thanks, JamesieBoy :)
congrats!! this is amazing! so glad to be lost in the woods with everyone!
3 hours?!!! YOU ARE THE BEST OMGGG 💗💗
Congrats on 10k
Another great video, thank you very much ❤
Wow! 3 hours of my most recent favorites! Im so happy!
Congratulations ❤
Imagine filming this. The effort, the patience… amazing job as always Mr. Birch!
Thank you, appreciate that :) I consider myself a patient man, only I was almost falling asleep at the end as I film at night already.
The chapter titles alone are delightful. I'm going to watch this tonight after dinner. Can't wait.
Aww I can’t wait to watch this later!! I’m so so happy for you, and so glad I found you 3 months ago! ☺️You know how I feel about you… you are just amazing and such an outstanding and talented ASMR artist! ❤️ You will always have my support! I’ll look forward to congratulating you on 100K!! Thanks so much for everything you do and just being you 😍💕have to say loving the red trousers.. very cool!
.. my heart skipped a beat when you mentioned me at 30:00, thank you so much ☺️
Thank you for being here, Jenny, always appreciate it :)
Yay!! Congrats! I can't wait for the 100k special 🎉
I wonder what I'll do then with ten times as many names ...
This is, without a doubt. The best ASMR video I've seen. Congratulations again on 10k Birch.
What a compliment! Thank you, Yoka
Thanks Birch for your great ASMR channel and congratulations on 10,000 subscribers 🥰 you’re the best❣️
Thank you so much! Appreciate that!
Ohh this is genuinely so cool!
Haha, thank you :)
You are so underrated man,keep up the great work
Appreciate that, Ron, will do!
Congrats on 10k! I really hope you start getting even more traction. You are very good at this and I feel it's only a matter of time before this channel blows up!
Here's to that. Thank you!
Wow! *10K!* Congratulations!!! 🥳🎉
Thank you, MisterMusicMouse! Always appreciate you watching!
This was a really relaxing and also creative way to shout out your subscribers, this is getting added my permanent ASMR playlist 👍 congrats on 10k man!
Thank you, great to hear!
This is such an awesome concept!! I really will sleep well with this, thank you for the call Birch
Thank you for being here :)
Well deserved, you’ll be at 100k subs in no time I’m sure. 👏
We'll see about that, but thank you :)
I’m just going to give a thumbs up before I even watch. Putting that much work into a video deserves so much more, but for now, you get a preemptive thumbs up man. I can’t wait to listen to this later tonight. Keep up the hard yet amazing work that you do!
Thank you - definitely will do :)
This is epic. you're moving towards video art
Those telephone dialling sounds are spectacular! New favourite trigger added to the list :0
Good to know, they might make a return, you never know.
Just in time for bed, after a full day of dealing with my anxiety definitely gonna need this tonight, thanks mate!💕
Thanks for watching. Hope you take care of yourself!
you are the BEST ASMR ARTIST EVER ❤️💕 2 hours and 45 mins of a roleplay??? RARE DEDICATION
Aw, thank you so much :)
2:18:08 I am indeed still subscribed 🎉 Congrats on 10k!!
1:48:00 took me a while but I found it. Thank you very much! Since my name is so uncommon it's rare to hear it being spoken by strangers. Very tingly! The video is great!
Such an inventive way to celebrate 10K! Congrats man, and thanks for my mention 44:16 :)
Thank you :)
I didn't know people still knew what a rotary phone was! Really creative and the fan interaction is very much appreciated. Congratulations again 🙂
Thank you :) Maybe someone here saw it here for the first time :)
I really adore your creativity. You really remind me of Ephemeral Rift :)
*_R u b b e r c h i c k e n ._*
Yay I made it in!
Haha, very creative subscriber special!
But I’d expect nothing less than creative from this channel at this point lol. Congrats on 10k!
Thanks a bunch!
new video!😆good night!
2:03:00 Got to mine! I almost didnt make it haha! This was is such a relaxing and tingle-filled video it was hard to stay awake and alert enough to hear my name! Great stuff as always!
Congratulations Birch 🎉 Your content is such a delight. How on earth did you manage this, though 😮💨 Hope that index finger gets lot’s of rest today!
Thank you! My finger was surprisingly unharmed by this session :)
Let’s see Paul Allen’s subscription.
I love an appreciate your videos so much 💕
Thank you so much for what you do, and the effort you put into all of your videos.
2:42:02
And thank you for watching :)
21:38 Sorry for putting you on hold lol
No problem, you're worth it!
Congratulations on hitting 10k 🎊 Im assuming you won't be doing this type of video again when you hit 100k? 😄
I got way too excited when I heard my name 1:11:14 👁️👄👁️
I already subscribed too, do u have magazine (store)? Note please, i wanna store. Good night
did u actually take a sip of that plain water w sugar or just pretend
No that was real tea in there :)