missed opportunity to ask "do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?" lol great vid & thanks for the session, doc ;)
"are you a person?" "No, I'm actually a retro style black metal basket cage ceiling pendant light shade, what kind of question-" "that was just an icebreaker" "I will bite your ankles sir"
This was more traumatic than watching the legally blonde movie.... I love it APD APPROVED Fun fact: according to the vault of knowledge. In Italy, it’s considered bad luck to lay bread upside down-either on a table or in a basket. Until we meet again...
Wow so many good questions. Questions like these help you understand people more. I really love it cause it makes me feel seen and heard. It's a very nice feeling 🥰
This was the most personal therapy i’ve ever had. But i could answer most of these questions with confidence!! Ok some questions were strange, but i didn’t minded it at all 😂😂
That became so hypnotic that I fear I'd totally start answering these questions from a rank stranger. 😅 I'm also cackling at the idea of my psychiatrist trying to make it through most any of the weird-intimate questions without perishing from blushing too hard (he's a dear, but...🤣). My therapist would absolutely ask them & she would cackle along with me at the idea of my shrink trying it. Maybe I should send her a link to the DILF Cafe vid...
Okay, now I'm curious. What is the right answer for the milk and the tea? Now when I hear the "Dr. Green" it's even more special. Thank you for this session Dr. it was fun. Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻🍃💛
Putting milk in first is a low-class way of doing things, because in the old days poorer people had low-quality teacups which would crack open if the hot tea went in first. So they'd have to put milk in first to basically change the heat distribution from the hot tea to keep the cups from cracking. "A milk-first kind of person" is an insult. So that's obviously not so much an issue these days with mugs and stuff, but I always think about it anyway. I actually don't put milk in my tea regardless.
8:08 (TW; mention of rxpe) (also sorry if this isn’t perfect english.. I’m still learning) So there is this one girl I’ll just call Mia and a boy I’ll call Mo. Mia and Mo met irl and they fell inlove n all all that goofy stuff until after less than a month Mia just didn’t text him anymore (they did meet irl but the lives like a few hours away.) And Mo was heartbroken. Mo is also a classmate of mine who sat next to me. It was fun at first that he can’t talk to her for a while but then I got annoyed because he literally wouldn’t shut up about her. A month after Mia stopped texting with him she came back and I immediately told her that she should just tell him if she loves him or not. It was probably the wrong thing to do but I was annoyed so whatever. So anyway Mia then didn’t say anything to that but texted Mo, broke up with him and blocked him and me. Mia and I do know each other’s discord and she texted me on there, saying things like “L IMAGINE GETTING RXPED LMAO” and other rxpe threats ect. ect. I told that Mo but he didn’t really seem to care. Then nothing much happened other than Mo annoying me because he misses Mia. I texted Mia’s best friend and told her that Mia should at least apologise to me for texting me all these rxpe threats but Mia didn’t even bother to reply to her best friend. But now here comes the worst part. Mo kept on defending Mia but it all just makes me laugh. Mia is a nxzi but Mo is a christian who absolutely hates nxzis. But no, Mo didn’t care. Mo didn’t give a shxt about Mia leaving Mo because she got bored of him(and yes, that was her actual reason for leaving.), Mo didn’t care about Mia being a nxzi or making rxpe jokes ect. but Mo got mad at ME because I said that Mia is a bitch for not apologising. But it gets worse. Before Mo met Mia, Mo was that kind of guy who was always like “I don’t hit women. I love them and would never hurt them.” but after Mia left him he got so aggressive. He keeps on telling my friends to hit me back and how he would beat me even though I barely even touched my friends. ( we play fight but i’m wack as shxt so sometimes they don’t even notice me hitting them) Mo also hit me once already because he was mad i was talking shit about his boo boo girl and everyone, including the teacher who saw everything, was on his side and told ME to calm down. There is much more that happened but i don’t wanna go into too much detail otherwise this will be waaaaayyyy to long.. I’m sorry if this might be random but I just had to talk shxt about them
My answer as someone from Austria: What is your favorite accent? Me: oh that is easy. It's the italian accent What is your least favorite accent? Me: The english accent. Without a doubt
WHEN HE SAID "does talking bout the s word makes you awkward" I directly said yes and when he talks about my body count ect I WAS EMBARRASSED SINCE I UNTOUCHED💀💀💀
This was actually quite calming, but some things I had no idea what they were. But it was still nice all the same. I hardly found myself uncomfortable. Which is saying something considering true 'theropy' people(can't spell 4 life of me right now so that's what I'm calling it); most of them I don't get along with as I feel like a judged lab rat. I get very uncomfortable very quickly with them. I think you did a very good job.
Hello Dr.Green Good to see you💚 again and I would like to mention here my favourite ASM Artist are You 👍😺 just because Of your decent Voice Roleplay 🪄 magical effective and passionate. It's really Nice❤️It
Poor Doc, you looked perfectly sanе😆 🤯🏥 What a ticklish question to ask "are you ticklish?" As we get on to extreeеmely ticklish ground- I AM🙃especially collarbones and hips😹 P.S. I gonna pretend I didn't notice "getting yourself off" and "ASMR" question just right after it. Nothing more than a coincidence. Yea. * How much does he know?🚬🗿🗿🗿 *
I was mentally answering all the questions but when he asked about my darkest secret my mind went blank 🙃 bro,my brain automatically blocked the answer ☠️ I never thought I would have a therapy session with a British man with a deep voice 😂 thank you 🌻
"Do you take drugs?" I wanted to try it out once but there was nothing left over because some friends already smoked all of it. A few moths later i realized how dumb the idea was. So no i haven't
POV: Me listening to this audio for the 14th time this month because my insurance stopped paying for my therapy and now I have to talk to AI and listen to ASMR for therapy🥰
I wish therapy like this was free pls. No longer confidential 1. Lol uhhhhh you wanna get into that today? 2. Green 3. Strawberry 4. Baths recently 5. Baths recently 6. I just woke up 7. Skim 8. God idk 9. Redacted 10. 26 as of January 9th 11. Capricorn 12. Yeah 13. Alexian brothers 14. I'm art school 15. 5'4 16. Ambivert 17. Yes! I don't take care of them well tho 18. Single 19. Who doesn't 20. x2 21. I don't like pizza 22. Sometimes 23. Speak 24. 19 25. Fuck uhhhhhh 26. My friends in other countries 27. Cats. 28. Mmmm 4/10 29. Migraines 30. Ye 31. Nani 32. Being alone... 33. Everything. 34. I truly have no idea 35. Nop I'm scared I'll hurt them 36. What am I listening to now 37. Fadebynightva 38. They all have good aspects! 39. Transfiguration 40. Nop 41. That va I just talked about hdbsh whoops 42. When I'm not in it hdjshs 43. I would have to look for a while memory is not my strong suit
44. Smash 45. Pass 46. Whomst 47. Shaven 48. 42. HDNSHSJS I guess helping people and happiness 49. I don't know this one... I have trauma 50. Everything 51. After I'm not a heathen 52. I'm codependency whoops. 53. Yes 54. A lot of stressful shit is going on rn 55. Bisexual 56. A person named Liam 57. Yes 58. I'm traumatized so I'm scared 59. No 60. None 61. I usually notice face first 62. I'm a switch 63. Oh god so much.... I like hypnosis I'll say that 64. I have never touched a man's protrusion 65. Absolutely 66. Erm. It depends 67. You wanna talk about kinks again.... I like voices. Closer the better 68. Oh god man idk 69 (nice). God give me a bit
69.b. Happy face by Jagwar Twin Overwhelmed by Royal & the Serpent All Who Remain by Beware of Darkness All to figure out which one I wanna animation for class but I have a playlist of over 2000 songs
70. God man idk I'm not good at suggestions 71. I like yours-- 72. Ones I cannot understand... 73. I'd have to look around idk who people are 74. Plenty 75. Stuff for my friends then a house 76. Yes... Prolly my sides but don't do it 77. Fuckin Weird 78. Attractive. 79. I feel a lot of shame about spending money 80. Ligma balls 81. yes I have 82. Kill someone 83. Neither 84. God idek what's on Netflix 85. Erm I honestly have no idea 86. None that I'm aware of
"What celebrity would you meet?" It be pretty cool to meet Tom Holland^^ "Any Celebrity Crushes?" Um, Tom Holland?^^ "Favorite Spider Man? Tobey Mqguire , Andrew Garfield or Tom Holland?" U-um.. O_O "Tom Holland, Smash or Pass" Ayo WTF!! DID HE HEAR ME???
My therapist be like: You're close to getting hospitalized but I know in doing so... those people there would be six feet under, so what exactly would appear on your criminal record?!? (I don't have one yet) Me: 👁 👄 👁 **proceeds to tell her** Her: As I thought... so hospitalization is not it! Me again: WTAF?!?!!!
Me being a *CRAZY* b#ch Me at the begging: *Breathing heavily* My bff: Are you okay? Me: I'm trying not to laugh- My bff: Why? 👁️👄👁️ Me: Because his voice scared me and it makes me laugh when I get jumpscared- My bff: B#ch your crazy- Me: I know- *Pauses vid* My bff: Why'd you pause? Me: *Bursts out laughing* I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS🤣🤣🤣- My bff: *Starts Laughing* *25 minutes later* Me: Okay okay I'm okay- My bff: Yeah same- *Continues watching* Great job on the vid Green!!
Him: "Yass tell me all about it.." Me: Already bet babe so like Shay is saying that I'm the reason why she broke up with Carl and that Carl still likes me and that I copy her but she admitted to wanted to be- did you just say Yass?
i feel like i should've written my answers down and sent them to you via email or dms or something ^^; also, i never lied, i just didn't answer or avoided the question :P
🤣 I had to go on a deep dive for anime because there's one that always comes to mind for top 5 I'd smash and it's a bit of an obscure Shonen-ai from about 15 years ago or so. I also came to a rather interesting conclusion...they tend to lean to the vampiric/demonic. Oopsy?? 🤣🥰
Hi, Green! How are you today, honey? I simply love audios like this one and you always make the best ones of this kind. But i need to know, since i'm not British or expert in tea: what we put first the milk or the water?? I'm going to England this year and i dont wanna traumatize your contrymans. 😂
Hi! I am doing great! How are you? The British way is to put the milk last. There are 2 reasons: it is the heat of the water that infuses the tea, and by using milk first you are lowering the temperature of infusion. The second reason is because milk dilutes the strength of the tea, and how weak someone wants their tea is based on individual preference. So, if I offered you tea, I would make it for you then dilute it with milk to suit your taste. So it isn't just the British being unreasonable 😂
This absolutely slow speaking style 💖 is so therapeutical. You are awesome Green 💚🪴. You have to write your dissertation about your Listener's answer. These questions are very good! How interesting would be to send you personally and you make analyses to us.
GREEN!! HII💚 can I get my comment pinned?:)
Since you asked so nicely 😌
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 AWHH TYYY!!
missed opportunity to ask "do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?" lol
great vid & thanks for the session, doc ;)
😂😂😂 that is one of the best interviews ever
"Do you pee in the shower 🤨"
"What about in the pool 🤨"
-Green Leaf Audios, 2023
None of my therapists ever asked me questions like this. Then again, none of them had deep sexy British voices like this.
Exactly!
I would be very suspicious if a therapist asked these questions 😆
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 omg my therapits asked those kind of questions too 😭
"yasss tell me all about it" had me rolling on the floor laughing for like 20 minutes 💀💀💀💀💀
Same here😂-
Therapist: any addictions?
Me : I have 33 pairs of crocs but I’m not addicted. I don’t have a problem.
mine is SH :)
We won't tell anyone🤐😌
This is the weirdest Therapy I ever had in my life and I love it! Now I want to really send this audio to one of my Asmrist
SIR you never fail to give me butterflies in my stomach my G 🤚🏼 💀
💚
Therapy is terrible 😭 even audio therapy made me nervous 😔
I feel you soldier !! 😅
same i just got back from therapy there was a sign that said "YOU CANT ESCAPE THERAPY'' there ;-;
@@Tengensfourthwife763 Stop I would run for my life 😭
Feel ya
i remember when i walked out of an session, i’d do it again. 😭
I need a Therapist... this works 😊❤️
Keep up the great work for these 🥰
Thank you :)
"are you a person?"
"No, I'm actually a retro style black metal basket cage ceiling pendant light shade, what kind of question-"
"that was just an icebreaker"
"I will bite your ankles sir"
Say goodbye to your kneecaps 😈
I knew it you aren't human, Jace!!
Too perfect ☺️😂
Miss you, kid!!
@@robertamattos1688 Roberta!! Don't spill my secret 🤝🤫
@@Billthekingcod Never, Jace, never 😂😘
This was more traumatic than watching the legally blonde movie....
I love it
APD APPROVED
Fun fact: according to the vault of knowledge. In Italy, it’s considered bad luck to lay bread upside down-either on a table or in a basket.
Until we meet again...
How do you find these out? 👁️👄👁️
@@Tevgeny8044 the fun facts?
@@apdofficer2104 Yeah, sorry.
Honestly that doesn't surprise me, given how passionate Italians are about their food XD
@@Tevgeny8044 the vault of knowledge...
I would 100% go back to therapy if you were my therapist lmfao.
Ready for round 2? 😆
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 yes please omg 😂😂
After the yasss he won my trust. I can trust only the zesty ones.
7:25 you didn’t mention my favorite and the best spider-man : miles morales
Exactly
A very valid answer
Wow so many good questions. Questions like these help you understand people more. I really love it cause it makes me feel seen and heard. It's a very nice feeling 🥰
This was the most personal therapy i’ve ever had. But i could answer most of these questions with confidence!!
Ok some questions were strange, but i didn’t minded it at all 😂😂
Green: “who’s your favorite Spider-Man?”
Me: “Andrew Garfield”
green: “Tobey Maguire?”
me: “nu uh”
It's the "yasssss" for me.. ❤️😂
That became so hypnotic that I fear I'd totally start answering these questions from a rank stranger. 😅 I'm also cackling at the idea of my psychiatrist trying to make it through most any of the weird-intimate questions without perishing from blushing too hard (he's a dear, but...🤣). My therapist would absolutely ask them & she would cackle along with me at the idea of my shrink trying it. Maybe I should send her a link to the DILF Cafe vid...
😂
😹🤣
If only results would come for after those questions. 😅 Great vid Green! Love your serious tone. ❤
Thank you!
The results... yes, you need therapy. Make another appointment with me 🫢
“Who is your favorite spiderman?”
Miles morales 😀👋🏾
the age question almost made me cry but nostalgically happy
I love how everyone is here at the same time! But anyway I love your vids and everything! Keep it up!
Thank you :)
Green: What's 9 + 10
Me: 21
Green: What's your favorite meme
Me: What's 9 + 10
if therapy is like this, then im heading back to therapy!
also this was really funny, i was doing my studies and just couldnt stop laughing.
I had to watch it 5 times because i kept falling asleep, rhis is amacing i love it
Him : are u Comfortable? Me : No Him : Lovely
🤣
Thats exactly what I said and when he said "Lovely" I laughed for 5 minutes😂
PART 2 PLEASE IM DYING
We need another one
If my therapist ever spoke to me like that (with your voice), it would be one hard**s session, I probably be flustered the entire time 😳😳😳😳
Amazing Audio as always Green💕
Thank you!
Okay, now I'm curious. What is the right answer for the milk and the tea?
Now when I hear the "Dr. Green" it's even more special. Thank you for this session Dr. it was fun. Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻🍃💛
Milk goes in last 🧐
💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 boobie milk 😏😏
Putting milk in first is a low-class way of doing things, because in the old days poorer people had low-quality teacups which would crack open if the hot tea went in first. So they'd have to put milk in first to basically change the heat distribution from the hot tea to keep the cups from cracking. "A milk-first kind of person" is an insult.
So that's obviously not so much an issue these days with mugs and stuff, but I always think about it anyway.
I actually don't put milk in my tea regardless.
Oh, thank you again, Green! I really needed that today
Not the yass please am laughing 😂😂😂
8:23 OKAY HEAR ME OUT :
1. Nanami Kento
2. Nanami
3. Kento
4. Yuji's father
5. Blond guy with a leopard tie
"Tell me, what is the meaning of life?"
Me without hesitation: 42.
I used to hate terapy but now i want nothing more then to have one😭
lol this was so fun to answer
Man still liking comments After months, loved the audio btw, need a therapist like u
🤭💚
I would be very suspicious if my therapist asked these questions XD
"TOP 5 anime characters you would smash"
I've been waiting for this question my whole life
1. Atsushi Murasakibara (Kurokos Bastketball)
2. Kuroo Testuro (Haikyuu)
3. Akira Hayma (Food Wars)
4. Fumikage Tokoyami (MHA)
5. Tengen Uzui (Demon Slayer)
✨️✨️✨️
Tengen is 🔥 ngl
Not me actually answering the questions
Same and I was dying the whole time too😆🤣🤣😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣😆
@@juanwilliames8032Same here-
8:08 (TW; mention of rxpe) (also sorry if this isn’t perfect english.. I’m still learning)
So there is this one girl I’ll just call Mia and a boy I’ll call Mo.
Mia and Mo met irl and they fell inlove n all all that goofy stuff until after less than a month Mia just didn’t text him anymore (they did meet irl but the lives like a few hours away.) And Mo was heartbroken. Mo is also a classmate of mine who sat next to me. It was fun at first that he can’t talk to her for a while but then I got annoyed because he literally wouldn’t shut up about her. A month after Mia stopped texting with him she came back and I immediately told her that she should just tell him if she loves him or not. It was probably the wrong thing to do but I was annoyed so whatever. So anyway Mia then didn’t say anything to that but texted Mo, broke up with him and blocked him and me. Mia and I do know each other’s discord and she texted me on there, saying things like “L IMAGINE GETTING RXPED LMAO” and other rxpe threats ect. ect. I told that Mo but he didn’t really seem to care. Then nothing much happened other than Mo annoying me because he misses Mia. I texted Mia’s best friend and told her that Mia should at least apologise to me for texting me all these rxpe threats but Mia didn’t even bother to reply to her best friend. But now here comes the worst part.
Mo kept on defending Mia but it all just makes me laugh. Mia is a nxzi but Mo is a christian who absolutely hates nxzis. But no, Mo didn’t care. Mo didn’t give a shxt about Mia leaving Mo because she got bored of him(and yes, that was her actual reason for leaving.), Mo didn’t care about Mia being a nxzi or making rxpe jokes ect. but Mo got mad at ME because I said that Mia is a bitch for not apologising.
But it gets worse. Before Mo met Mia, Mo was that kind of guy who was always like “I don’t hit women. I love them and would never hurt them.” but after Mia left him he got so aggressive. He keeps on telling my friends to hit me back and how he would beat me even though I barely even touched my friends. ( we play fight but i’m wack as shxt so sometimes they don’t even notice me hitting them) Mo also hit me once already because he was mad i was talking shit about his boo boo girl and everyone, including the teacher who saw everything, was on his side and told ME to calm down.
There is much more that happened but i don’t wanna go into too much detail otherwise this will be waaaaayyyy to long.. I’m sorry if this might be random but I just had to talk shxt about them
Love this Green!
Thank you!
My answer as someone from Austria:
What is your favorite accent?
Me: oh that is easy. It's the italian accent
What is your least favorite accent?
Me: The english accent. Without a doubt
May I also ask questions at the next meeting? VERY PERSONAL QUESTIONS? He may also lie down on the couch for that! ;)
Have a great day!
A professional trust goes both ways ;)
WHEN HE SAID
"does talking bout the s word makes you awkward" I directly said yes and when he talks about my body count ect I WAS EMBARRASSED SINCE I UNTOUCHED💀💀💀
green:what's your biggest fear
Me:people
When he asked who my favourite asmrtist was I said "Green Leaf Audios Asmr"💚💚💚
an honour 😌
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🥰
Same here
Therapist: Do you listen to ASMR?
Me: Noooooooo… it’s not like I am doing it right now 😅😅😅
This was actually quite calming, but some things I had no idea what they were. But it was still nice all the same. I hardly found myself uncomfortable. Which is saying something considering true 'theropy' people(can't spell 4 life of me right now so that's what I'm calling it); most of them I don't get along with as I feel like a judged lab rat. I get very uncomfortable very quickly with them. I think you did a very good job.
Hello Dr.Green Good to see you💚 again and I would like to mention here my favourite ASM Artist are You 👍😺 just because Of your decent Voice Roleplay 🪄 magical effective and passionate. It's really Nice❤️It
Thank you so much! You are very kind 🥰
what kind of questions are those xD
Very necessary questions, I assure you XD
"are you in a relationship?" proceeds to ask us if we pee in the shower
Do you? 🤭
Poor Doc, you looked perfectly sanе😆 🤯🏥 What a ticklish question to ask "are you ticklish?" As we get on to extreeеmely ticklish ground-
I AM🙃especially collarbones and hips😹
P.S. I gonna pretend I didn't notice "getting yourself off" and "ASMR" question just right after it. Nothing more than a coincidence. Yea.
* How much does he know?🚬🗿🗿🗿 *
🤭
2:35 me who thought there's only 2 types of milk : excuse me what? 🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
I was mentally answering all the questions but when he asked about my darkest secret my mind went blank 🙃 bro,my brain automatically blocked the answer ☠️
I never thought I would have a therapy session with a British man with a deep voice 😂 thank you 🌻
"Do you take drugs?"
I wanted to try it out once but there was nothing left over because some friends already smoked all of it.
A few moths later i realized how dumb the idea was.
So no i haven't
POV: Me listening to this audio for the 14th time this month because my insurance stopped paying for my therapy and now I have to talk to AI and listen to ASMR for therapy🥰
him: does pineapple go on pizza?
me: absolutely!!
“Are you comfortable?” No. But I keep listening 😜🤪
Dr Green: what is your favourite book?
Me: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
'A few questions later'
Dr Green: what is the meaning of life?
Me: 42
“Are you human” yesn’t but I’m a breathing living creature of some sort
green : what is 9 + 10 =?
me : 21
green : whats your favourite meme?
me : whats 9 + 10=?
'What is your favorite color?,
Ironically green
I wish therapy like this was free pls.
No longer confidential
1. Lol uhhhhh you wanna get into that today?
2. Green
3. Strawberry
4. Baths recently
5. Baths recently
6. I just woke up
7. Skim
8. God idk
9. Redacted
10. 26 as of January 9th
11. Capricorn
12. Yeah
13. Alexian brothers
14. I'm art school
15. 5'4
16. Ambivert
17. Yes! I don't take care of them well tho
18. Single
19. Who doesn't
20. x2
21. I don't like pizza
22. Sometimes
23. Speak
24. 19
25. Fuck uhhhhhh
26. My friends in other countries
27. Cats.
28. Mmmm 4/10
29. Migraines
30. Ye
31. Nani
32. Being alone...
33. Everything.
34. I truly have no idea
35. Nop I'm scared I'll hurt them
36. What am I listening to now
37. Fadebynightva
38. They all have good aspects!
39. Transfiguration
40. Nop
41. That va I just talked about hdbsh whoops
42. When I'm not in it hdjshs
43. I would have to look for a while memory is not my strong suit
44. Smash
45. Pass
46. Whomst
47. Shaven
48. 42. HDNSHSJS I guess helping people and happiness
49. I don't know this one... I have trauma
50. Everything
51. After I'm not a heathen
52. I'm codependency whoops.
53. Yes
54. A lot of stressful shit is going on rn
55. Bisexual
56. A person named Liam
57. Yes
58. I'm traumatized so I'm scared
59. No
60. None
61. I usually notice face first
62. I'm a switch
63. Oh god so much.... I like hypnosis I'll say that
64. I have never touched a man's protrusion
65. Absolutely
66. Erm. It depends
67. You wanna talk about kinks again.... I like voices. Closer the better
68. Oh god man idk
69 (nice). God give me a bit
69.b. Happy face by Jagwar Twin
Overwhelmed by Royal & the Serpent
All Who Remain by Beware of Darkness
All to figure out which one I wanna animation for class but I have a playlist of over 2000 songs
70. God man idk I'm not good at suggestions
71. I like yours--
72. Ones I cannot understand...
73. I'd have to look around idk who people are
74. Plenty
75. Stuff for my friends then a house
76. Yes... Prolly my sides but don't do it
77. Fuckin Weird
78. Attractive.
79. I feel a lot of shame about spending money
80. Ligma balls
81. yes I have
82. Kill someone
83. Neither
84. God idek what's on Netflix
85. Erm I honestly have no idea
86. None that I'm aware of
I hope you enjoyed learning way too much about me
Is it bad that I answered these with no hesitation
"What celebrity would you meet?"
It be pretty cool to meet Tom Holland^^
"Any Celebrity Crushes?"
Um, Tom Holland?^^
"Favorite Spider Man? Tobey Mqguire , Andrew Garfield or Tom Holland?"
U-um.. O_O
"Tom Holland, Smash or Pass"
Ayo WTF!! DID HE HEAR ME???
The first therapist I had was when I was 11-12.
I still hate them and think they dont help me at all but I'm here anyway lmao
Bro, said yaass, tell me all about it
My therapist be like: You're close to getting hospitalized but I know in doing so... those people there would be six feet under, so what exactly would appear on your criminal record?!? (I don't have one yet)
Me: 👁 👄 👁 **proceeds to tell her**
Her: As I thought... so hospitalization is not it!
Me again: WTAF?!?!!!
Me being a *CRAZY* b#ch
Me at the begging: *Breathing heavily*
My bff: Are you okay?
Me: I'm trying not to laugh-
My bff: Why? 👁️👄👁️
Me: Because his voice scared me and it makes me laugh when I get jumpscared-
My bff: B#ch your crazy-
Me: I know- *Pauses vid*
My bff: Why'd you pause?
Me: *Bursts out laughing* I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS🤣🤣🤣-
My bff: *Starts Laughing*
*25 minutes later*
Me: Okay okay I'm okay-
My bff: Yeah same-
*Continues watching*
Great job on the vid Green!!
Him: "Yass tell me all about it.."
Me: Already bet babe so like Shay is saying that I'm the reason why she broke up with Carl and that Carl still likes me and that I copy her but she admitted to wanted to be- did you just say Yass?
Yass 💅
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Yass👏🏼👏🏼
When I heard what role should u play I full out said sugar daddy like screw the other questions
Your voice didn't let me concentrate the whole time 😖
Bro rlly asked abt my fav meme knowing DAMN well I’ll say
“You stupid”
“No I’m not”
“Whazz 9+10”
“21”
“YOU STUPID-“
M-maybe it’s time for me to switch therapists-
I have an addiction to Sushi n Asmr 👀👄💅🏾💦
Same anime boy I used to get inspired for a painting competition🥰
How did that competition go??
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I took 2nd place
@@roxy0304 impressive! I wish i was good at painting 😅
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 believe me you don't want to. I didn't sleep all week and I had to redo my painting 5 times being also on A2.
@@roxy0304 that sounds rly stressful. I hope you feel accomplished with your amazing result 😊
I don’t know what to say but great vid!❤😂
Thank you :)
Help my therapist is a creepy perv😭😭😫
i feel like i should've written my answers down and sent them to you via email or dms or something ^^; also, i never lied, i just didn't answer or avoided the question :P
😆
Green, I think I have the flu😞😞
I'm so sorry, I hope you recover quickly 💚
Dr. Green’s Questionaire:
1) I hope so 🥴
2) Pink 💖
3) Pineapple 🍍
4) Bath, and then Shower 💦
5) I don’t eat breakfast
6) Oat milk 🥛
7) Everything 🤰🏻
8) NO
9) Old enough 😤
10) Sagittarius ♐️
11) Yes
12) Hospital 🏥
13) You already know 👩🏻🏫
14) 5’4”
15) Introvert
16) Yes, I’m fond of flowers 🌸
--this questionaire is longer than my final exams wth 💀
🤣 I had to go on a deep dive for anime because there's one that always comes to mind for top 5 I'd smash and it's a bit of an obscure Shonen-ai from about 15 years ago or so. I also came to a rather interesting conclusion...they tend to lean to the vampiric/demonic. Oopsy?? 🤣🥰
*Aggressively making notes ✍️
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 The nicer ones. I will put that out there. Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood could totally get it in both his forms. 😁
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Dr. Green, why is my height important information? 🧍🏻♀️
@@babypearl Maybe I was seeing if you would hesitate before answering 🤔
i hate the fact that daddy issues started playing on my speaker- 😭
Uh therapist 🙄 He only likes me for my anxiety disorder
Why does he look like Felix from miraculous ladybug???
Helloooo!
Hello!
Hello
Hello!
Hi, Green!
How are you today, honey?
I simply love audios like this one and you always make the best ones of this kind.
But i need to know, since i'm not British or expert in tea: what we put first the milk or the water?? I'm going to England this year and i dont wanna traumatize your contrymans. 😂
Hi! I am doing great! How are you?
The British way is to put the milk last. There are 2 reasons: it is the heat of the water that infuses the tea, and by using milk first you are lowering the temperature of infusion.
The second reason is because milk dilutes the strength of the tea, and how weak someone wants their tea is based on individual preference. So, if I offered you tea, I would make it for you then dilute it with milk to suit your taste.
So it isn't just the British being unreasonable 😂
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 LOL thank you for the class, man. I'm good today. Where i live is like 34ºC (Rio de Janeiro), but i'm surviving LOL.
@@robertamattos1688 That is unbelievably hot!
And now you can impress the english locals 😆
9+10=21😂
"U stoopid" 😆
arf
Wait, a therapist isn’t supposed to ask personal questions?
Okay, maybe not THAT personal
This absolutely slow speaking style 💖 is so therapeutical. You are awesome Green 💚🪴. You have to write your dissertation about your Listener's answer. These questions are very good! How interesting would be to send you personally and you make analyses to us.
Thank you! If you sent them to me, I would probably give you a very inaccurate diagnosis of something that doesn't exist XD
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 😂😘🫢🧑⚕️📊💚
“YaaSs tell me all about it” that was uncalled for 😭 I was trying not to laugh this whole time but that broke me. Especially because I said no-