There's a UK panel show called Would I Lie To You where a contestant revealed that they [SPOILERS] broke up with a boyfriend because of the way he fell down the stairs.
Fun fact, the writers strike was around 2008, and so trash reality became HUGE. Then they realised how cheap it was to made. I reckon they gave some actors from the local improv show some lunch and $20 and then made this show..
@@sadmermaid It happened to a lot of shows, Lost included. They had plans for full 22 episode seasons, but the writers strike meant a lot of shows had to cut back A LOT. Lots of storylines got abandoned or shortened, it made for a lot of weird and undercooked TV.
also not to mention when a contestant from I love money on VH1 murdered their girlfriend. after that scandle vh1 stopped all productions of dating shows. did not know this for years till i looked it up two years ago. That also may have contributed to everything changing in both MTV and VH1 content.
@@alexisb3829 You don't really just "use up your energy" when committing to a character on a reality TV show which the peoducers 99.99% coerced you into
No, yeah, even today there are men that have said "if this were face-to-face I would've raped you" after being turned down over text, so... probably not, judging by that idiotic moment of processing "how do I make her feel more embarrassed and uncomfortable than I do right now" on his face right before exposing himself.
Did anyone else catch onto the fact that the guy who only earned a dollar last time got nexted for calling his date juggs.... which means he called a girl juggs within a minute of meeting her ???
At first, I was like "He was Nexted after only a minute? That SUCKS!" but then I saw that line and I said to myself "Actually I would've done the same thing."
A thing to remember about the 'Keannu' remark is that there was quite a period of time where he was seen as a total joke of an actor/person. None of it was ever justified, but when this show was out, his reputation was nowhere near what it is today. While people loved the Matrix (first one anyway), that still wasn't enough to undo that stigma.
someone should make one of those 'you're in the bathroom at a party and bad guy is playing' type 3d sound videos but it's 'pov: you're jarvis johnson's neighbour' and the video is a still image of an apartment while you hear the milky goodness line muffled on your right as though he's on the other side of the wall
@@astronomical926 it's a common stereotype (especially back then) that south asian men are quick to propose and rope women into marriage. It's built off the back of the stigma behind arranged marriages.
To be fair to Charity, I would also lose all my energy if a man exposed himself to me and started chasing women around. I think I’d just walk off set and go home tbh
Are you slow? He was asking who the target audience was (who the show wanted/expected to watch the show) not who actually watched it. Can we get some critical thinking in this comment section
Yeah it's nuts to watch this stuff from when I was a kid and be like "oh, so this is why my generations' women struggle to respect themselves and other women.... makes sense".
yeah i was like "this is... a literal crime." why did they let him back on the bus vs escorting him away with handcuffs? wtaf? (i know it was the culture back then, i remember it, it's just such a shock to see it now, so much older)
@@natashalawely2900 holy shit, same feeling, it makes me really hopeful that we've advanced so much culturally tbh, like there might be hope for humanity if we can change so much in a couple of decades... At least what's legally recognized
someone should start a podcast where they contact the people that were on this show and see where they are. actually, they should do that for all the unhinged 2000s dating shows
I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.
2000s were wacky time. Not sure if it was the fashions back then (which look pretty cringy now) but at least they didn't cast a full line up of model-esque people like dating shows nowadays. Back then, most contestants looked like average people you would meet days to days. Now, you're just wondering how could these extremely attractive people not find a decent person to date (then you watch the show and you're like yep, no wonder you're single).
Imagine being an innocent teenager and then you find this video and one of those people in this show is your parent. First question I would ask was "so you were definitely paid in drugs and alcohol right?"
I know someone who participated back in 2005. He was approached randomly by a recruiter. He only did it cause his friends persuaded him. He said that the producers kept forcing him to say things he would never say and failed to try to make his job (data analyst) sound "sexy" haha
@@captainofthelosercruiser7355 trying to come up with related pickup lines and all I can come up with are: "ooh baby let me analyse _your_ data" "you may be an outlier, but you sure count to me" "Call me N/R/Q+, because I'm all natural/i keep it real/i'm _positive_ that we're a match for each other" "based on previous (dat)as(e)t(s), the probability of us falling in love is 100%" idk a lot about data analysis these are kinda just maths puns
Can we talk about parental control next? That show was wild if I’m remembering right. It was basically next but the parents had control over when the date ended and it had the be the craziest shit I’ve ever seen and I was only 8 when that was on
I'm reminded of an episode where the girlfriend they wanted to get rid of had this 'bad' personality where she would poop a lot and when she got 'dumped' she ran to the bathroom to take a shit
@@MellSayzHi So she was probably either mentally or physically ill in a way that affected her GI tract and they took that to mean she had a bad personality? 💀
@@lobstersonskateboards3988 lol it was. I used to watch it all the time and even though I was young I realized it was scripted af when that guy chose to leave his bf for his date, but the date was like,”Sorry but I like your boyfriend better” and then the boyfriend the parents hated and the date they chose kissed and left together. I was just like, “Ain’t no way…” 🤣🤣🤣
you can't tell me adam wasn't making an acting choice with the way he hesitated before he said "i'd like to at least match that" - the script gave him a joke and he delivered
NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild. Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows
Wait, the „Gay, Straight or taken“-idea came from MTV? A German channel aires a show with the same… „concept“ like… right now. It’s still a thing here…
I remember watching this and at 14 being way too invested, and having my feelings hurt when a normal person didn’t make it. I’m so glad I got older and understand how unrealistic it is.
I'm pretty sure Next was the literal first time I saw gay people on TV. It was incredible to me that being not straight was 'normal' enough to be a dating show, felt like a personal win.
7:07 the bus was driving and getting so close to the van that it took me a second to realize when it was slowing down and i just thought it was gonna crash into the van.
I mean even without this show we all knew those kids who would stop in the middle of their sentence and go "look a squirrel" pretending to have adhd is timeless
How do people say don't shows sexual content to kids, and having any non-straight aspect to a show is super sexual, while also allowing this show to air TO KIDS?
Two people of the same gender in a loving relationship holding hands? That’s completely inappropriate. A man non-consensually exposing himself to a woman after being rejected? Now that’s more like it! /s
I mean to be fair it is mtv which isnt supposed to be a kids network, that being said it airing just in the afternoon when any kid could very easily tune in anyway is super fuckin weird
Do y’all remember the show FriendZone where they would have people pretend to create dream dates for their friends but it was really all a ploy to ask out their best friends out on national television?
Low rise jeans were the pain of my existence as a child. My mother & grandmother only bought me low rise jeans & constantly told me to pull up my pants 🤦♀️
I find myself singing "I trusted you, and now your words mean NOTHING to me because your actions spoke the THUTH" far, FAR TOO OFTEN. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head again, Jarvis! 🤣
The amount of times i did this “mmm” in diminuendo at a low octave for a solid 2 secs when the things were said lol, its like a blast from the past in the worst way, im pretty sure some of my bullies idolized certain people on there lolol
Those men getting nexted was a blessing in disguise, imaging dating someone with their lack of patience and failure to handle rejection in a healthy way 😭😭
@@Schylove12 I swear!! It's that weird genre where it's "adult" content for kids. I feel like once I was a sophomore I didn't even like the show anymore but it had a hold on me from like 12-15
@@rcarter1656 Yeah, it's targeted at kids who want to feel like they're in on adult things without having any understanding of what actual adulthood is.
my health teacher from last year was on an unaired episode of this show. if you had perfect attendance to her class all year she would show you the episode (because she had a dvd of it). My sister saw it but I never did because of COVID.
omg king - this was HYSTERICAL. your commentary had me in tears, especially the rap tap routine. i used to watch this show growing up and is absolutely wild that THIS show was “normal”
I had a bad day at my graduation award ceremony thing today and I got home just now I know it's not intentional, but thank you for uploading as I lay down, it's really made my day better and lightened my mood. 💚
Jesus the Keanu statement just reminded me so much of how uncool it was to like Keanu Reeves in the early/mid 2000s, and how vindicated I felt when the rest of the world realized that he’s awesome
No because right after he demonstrated to us what "ninga sex" was, I got an ad and the first thing it said was "it takes a lot to admit that you need help"
@@wibwe Wait ok, this dating show has only walking red flags as participants, so the aroace version has to be the same but friendship version. They're all like "I borrow 600 dollars from you and don't pay it back" or "I'll cancel plans last minute to hang out with my SO instead" and you have to pick one to be friends with and then fight the rest as a team. It's called Frenemies
These old dating shows were a wierd staple of the early 2000s. I always thought of Next being MTV's hybrid of Elimindate & Blind Date with some other novelties thrown in.
I haven't even finished the intro yet, but i just wanna say, i also used to watch this a lot back in the days when it was on MTV and i have to admit that show was like one of my first exposures to gay/queer people 🙈 im queer myself, so i wonder if that show helped me start questioning my own sexuality because it showed me that 2 men can be dating and that that's totally normal :3 the show itself was tacky, but I'm kinda grateful i grew up with it
deciding whether or not to date someone purely based off of how well they can fall down stairs should be a show all on its own
That's how I met my wife.
i really did laugh out loud! 🤣lol
There's a UK panel show called Would I Lie To You where a contestant revealed that they [SPOILERS] broke up with a boyfriend because of the way he fell down the stairs.
I'd absolutely watch that shit. Probably for a lot longer than I'd admit to anyone.
It should be called “Falling for You”
Fun fact, the writers strike was around 2008, and so trash reality became HUGE. Then they realised how cheap it was to made. I reckon they gave some actors from the local improv show some lunch and $20 and then made this show..
Man, I forgot about the writers’ strike!
@@ErinLastNameRedacted that's why Lost went weird right?
@@sadmermaid It happened to a lot of shows, Lost included. They had plans for full 22 episode seasons, but the writers strike meant a lot of shows had to cut back A LOT. Lots of storylines got abandoned or shortened, it made for a lot of weird and undercooked TV.
also not to mention when a contestant from I love money on VH1 murdered their girlfriend. after that scandle vh1 stopped all productions of dating shows. did not know this for years till i looked it up two years ago. That also may have contributed to everything changing in both MTV and VH1 content.
This show started in 2005 and ended in 2008 😂😂 it couldnt even survive that reality show wave.
The gay & lesbian versions were even better. Especially when they just hooked up on the bus because they decided the main "dater" was an asshole.
Honestly,,,, kinda fits a hilarious amount of gay people I know
That was so funny lol. i also loved whenever they took the money and went back in the bus they would ask them "so what did you do?"
There was one dater who said “god might forgive you for being gay, but he will never forgive you for that haircut” 💀
@@ultraviolettas *thats* were that comes from??? Holy shit
i need links to the gay and lesbian versions for research purposes
She probably lost all her energy once she literally got flashed with that guy's junk. I pray that was staged.
Sadly true or maybe she just used up her energy
Me too. That’s harassment
@@alexisb3829 You don't really just "use up your energy" when committing to a character on a reality TV show which the peoducers 99.99% coerced you into
No, yeah, even today there are men that have said "if this were face-to-face I would've raped you" after being turned down over text, so... probably not, judging by that idiotic moment of processing "how do I make her feel more embarrassed and uncomfortable than I do right now" on his face right before exposing himself.
1000% of this show is faked. People who were on it have left comments on other videos I've watched.
charity is def a wine aunt, like “my three best friends are wine, glass, and downtown abbey!”
“Downtown Abbey” sounds like an incredible parody
@@QtPieMarth I’d watch the fuck out of that
D O W N T O W N A B B E Y
@@QtPieMarth instead of fancy old British people it’s about chavs
@@KingOfGaymes the sequels called “downtown alley”
Chris and Charity meeting each other feels like something straight out of The Sims.
looks like it’s going great at first and then they turn out to hate each other? sounds like the sims
Did anyone else catch onto the fact that the guy who only earned a dollar last time got nexted for calling his date juggs.... which means he called a girl juggs within a minute of meeting her ???
it was while he was on a date so he was trying to woo her which makes it so much worse imo ;o;
At first, I was like "He was Nexted after only a minute? That SUCKS!" but then I saw that line and I said to myself "Actually I would've done the same thing."
@@thoopsy i heard the line and i was suddenly impressed he managed to last a full minute
What does juggs mean? Not an English speaker
@@Iva744 in this context its refering to boobs
Girl says she's not interested.
Guy exposes himself, screams and hits on the closest girl he can find.
😬
The worst part is that it’s all scripted and that scene had to be ok’d by several ppl in charge of production. Lol This was the freaking norm. 💀
So much of my high school years was watching these shows and I can’t defend myself.
Same dude, same. And I loved them
I loved all these grotesk 'reality' shows on mtv as a teen. That shit was wild 😁
OH HI SCOTT!!:)
It was Dr. Phil and the Starting Over House for me.
I avoided trashy self-destructive reality TV in favor of trashy self-help reality TV.
You thought that was bad? I was like…20 watching. 😂
A thing to remember about the 'Keannu' remark is that there was quite a period of time where he was seen as a total joke of an actor/person. None of it was ever justified, but when this show was out, his reputation was nowhere near what it is today. While people loved the Matrix (first one anyway), that still wasn't enough to undo that stigma.
@liamsteam walsh haha, yeah, hes not my favorite (love the Wick films though), but back then I'd say he still got more hate than he deserved.
Imagine being Jarvis’s neighbor and hearing, “MY NAME’S JARVIS AND I’M HERE TO GIVE SOME OF MY MILKY GOODNESS!” but very muffled.
I would 100% wrestle with calling the cops vs. pressing my ear to the wall to try & figure out where shit went from there...
someone should make one of those 'you're in the bathroom at a party and bad guy is playing' type 3d sound videos but it's 'pov: you're jarvis johnson's neighbour' and the video is a still image of an apartment while you hear the milky goodness line muffled on your right as though he's on the other side of the wall
im just assuming its a kink and moving on with my day lol
@@orange2787 …I’m really tempted to make one. I’d have to figure out how to make it dynamic and muffled, but I’m really tempted
@@likeapro4242 best of luck on your quest brave hero
Even the whole making Anirudha propose on what is meant to be his "first date" was a racist scripting choice. Yikes
wait how is it racist
@@astronomical926 it's a common stereotype (especially back then) that south asian men are quick to propose and rope women into marriage. It's built off the back of the stigma behind arranged marriages.
Ow definitely. Like he seemed like most human of them all until the whole propose thing...he hated long hair on guys tho that was funny...
oh I didn’t even think about that
If you've been personally victimized by Jarvis's milky goodness, you may be entitled to compensation.
breast is best in my book
Despite not being personally or professionally related to Mr. Jarvis Johnson, that bit did make me say, "I want a divorce." out loud.
I thought Jarvis was the one who loved to receive the milky goodness?
You know, from his mother and his girlfriend?
@@klop4228 and sister, situationally
@@kishinumaayumi 0. 0
H I S W U T ? ?
To be fair to Charity, I would also lose all my energy if a man exposed himself to me and started chasing women around. I think I’d just walk off set and go home tbh
It's honestly wild that people were acting like this *before* it could get you to go viral on social media
To be fair, reality shows were the closet thing to going viral on social media back then
@@mac533 yeah, so basically nothing has changed lol
also myspace fame was a thing....
Before social media, people were doing WILD things
Back then, everybody still wanted to be famous. It was just a bigger deal to be "on TV".
"I feel like 17 is too young to be exposed to this show in any capacity"
Me, 17, being exposed to this show in some capacity:
I love Jarvis saying “who is this show for?” after admitting he watched it as a kid. It was for you, Jarvis! The call is coming from inside the house!
this comment cracked me up 😂😭
I came to say this lol. They hit their target audience.
😭😭😭😭😭
Are you slow? He was asking who the target audience was (who the show wanted/expected to watch the show) not who actually watched it. Can we get some critical thinking in this comment section
@@nelsonwilkins347 oh sweet irony
after years of jarvis enjoying his mother’s milky goodness, he’s finally passing it onto us. thank you mother jarvis
this is the worst comment actually I hated reading that /lh
@@dali-dog i hated typing it
how do I delete someone else’s comment but also pin it on someone else’s video so other people have to suffer through it at the same time
i knew someone would reference the breast milk video
This made me so uncomfortable, but have a like anyway.
crazy how SA and harassment was so common and accepted back then. we've come a long way already, still a lot to go but we're on the right path
I was looking for this comment , it’s so true and sad
“If this came out now, they would get cancelled.”
Me: Good. 😐
Yeah it's nuts to watch this stuff from when I was a kid and be like "oh, so this is why my generations' women struggle to respect themselves and other women.... makes sense".
yeah i was like "this is... a literal crime." why did they let him back on the bus vs escorting him away with handcuffs? wtaf? (i know it was the culture back then, i remember it, it's just such a shock to see it now, so much older)
@@natashalawely2900 holy shit, same feeling, it makes me really hopeful that we've advanced so much culturally tbh, like there might be hope for humanity if we can change so much in a couple of decades... At least what's legally recognized
I love how every time he says “gold” there’s a little “GOOOOOOOOLD” in the background
i struggle to come to terms with the fact that these people are just out there somewhere. living life. i wonder how they’re doing.
My sister's husband appeared in next (of my country lol) and since I watched it I can't look at him the same 😭
@@Pitawan_ did you talk about it
Did he share any secrets
@@Pitawan_ Ouch. That would be.. awkward.
@@mimisezlol sadly no secrets were shared :( he is too embarrassed to talk about it jaja
Lol imagine they're all like married and settled down and stuff and refuse to acknowledge that dark part of their lives; now I'm curious too
Hope's face at 11:01 genuinely breaks my heart. She looks so uncomfortable.
someone should start a podcast where they contact the people that were on this show and see where they are. actually, they should do that for all the unhinged 2000s dating shows
That would be such a good idea, just imagine all the crazy stories that could come out of this wild shows
There actually is Reality Talk Podcast, where yeah they interview various reality show people.
possibly failed actors?
Laci from Rock of Love has a podcast where she talks to all these people
I would listen to this podcast
17:52 PFFFFFF THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THAT I GENUINELY SPIT FOOD ACROSS MY TABLE
I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.
these people absolutely still exist. they're just not on tv
2000s were wacky time. Not sure if it was the fashions back then (which look pretty cringy now) but at least they didn't cast a full line up of model-esque people like dating shows nowadays. Back then, most contestants looked like average people you would meet days to days. Now, you're just wondering how could these extremely attractive people not find a decent person to date (then you watch the show and you're like yep, no wonder you're single).
They’re still out there, looking for karate sex.
@@calicoathena facts
@@mahogara i miss that element. we need to bring that back, but with the non-crackhead energy of the 2000s
Imagine being an innocent teenager and then you find this video and one of those people in this show is your parent.
First question I would ask was "so you were definitely paid in drugs and alcohol right?"
They need to arrest that man for saying milky goodness on television that sounds like the worst nickname for jizz
idk man i still think "love liquid" is worse
@@sukunasgayloverTrust me, it’s probably one of the better names. My fanfiction knowledge kicked in upon seeing this comment, so I hate that.
I can’t believe this show actually existed and wasn’t just a collective fever dream
I'm starting to feel like this channel is just Jarvis being that friend that shares disturbing stuff with you so they aren't alone in their misery
Starting to feel? You're new here? 😂😂😭
That's Jarvis since his inception, making us miserable but not alone.✌😔
Thats how its always been lol. And thats exactly why I love him
really glad we didnt just skip over chris's belly dancing i seriously could not focus on anything else (5:22)
The woman enthusiastically commenting and introducing people in the show sounds like 5 Minute Crafts woman's voice
She does!!!
2:18 that gave me flash backs of when everyone used to say thug life *shudders*
*chuckle*
I know someone who participated back in 2005. He was approached randomly by a recruiter. He only did it cause his friends persuaded him. He said that the producers kept forcing him to say things he would never say and failed to try to make his job (data analyst) sound "sexy" haha
sexy data analyst...
@@sofastuffing i would be down for that…
@@captainofthelosercruiser7355 trying to come up with related pickup lines and all I can come up with are:
"ooh baby let me analyse _your_ data"
"you may be an outlier, but you sure count to me"
"Call me N/R/Q+, because I'm all natural/i keep it real/i'm _positive_ that we're a match for each other"
"based on previous (dat)as(e)t(s), the probability of us falling in love is 100%"
idk a lot about data analysis these are kinda just maths puns
Omg, you have a job and making above a livable wage for two. SOO HOT!
14:30 WHAT. That fall was perfectly fine. He fell more than she did.
Can we talk about parental control next? That show was wild if I’m remembering right. It was basically next but the parents had control over when the date ended and it had the be the craziest shit I’ve ever seen and I was only 8 when that was on
Sadly, as wild as it was it was even more staged than this show lmao. Everything was scripted af
@@lobstersonskateboards3988 obviously. All shows are scripted. Even the ones that claim not to be. It’s moreso wild the idea that it was even a thing
I'm reminded of an episode where the girlfriend they wanted to get rid of had this 'bad' personality where she would poop a lot and when she got 'dumped' she ran to the bathroom to take a shit
@@MellSayzHi So she was probably either mentally or physically ill in a way that affected her GI tract and they took that to mean she had a bad personality? 💀
@@lobstersonskateboards3988 lol it was. I used to watch it all the time and even though I was young I realized it was scripted af when that guy chose to leave his bf for his date, but the date was like,”Sorry but I like your boyfriend better” and then the boyfriend the parents hated and the date they chose kissed and left together.
I was just like, “Ain’t no way…” 🤣🤣🤣
Knowing the 2000s, Anirudh's not wearing a tshirt over a polo, he's probably wearing a tshirt with a fake polo collar stitched into it.
you can't tell me adam wasn't making an acting choice with the way he hesitated before he said "i'd like to at least match that" - the script gave him a joke and he delivered
16:08 bro has an idle animation
NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild.
Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows
Parental control was the worst of the bunch, what were any of those shows??? I'd totally watch them now though.
I also remember room raiders, that show was so weird and kind of gross LMAO
@@JJ-jw9ec the Kurtis Connor vid proved that
The group of dudes they’d have almost always went right for the girls bras
Wait, the „Gay, Straight or taken“-idea came from MTV? A German channel aires a show with the same… „concept“ like… right now. It’s still a thing here…
the guy that got rejected bc of his handshake in the gay ep. i wonder how he;s doing now
I remember watching this and at 14 being way too invested, and having my feelings hurt when a normal person didn’t make it. I’m so glad I got older and understand how unrealistic it is.
I'm pretty sure Next was the literal first time I saw gay people on TV. It was incredible to me that being not straight was 'normal' enough to be a dating show, felt like a personal win.
@@copiedcells lol exactly! All the lesbians were super sexualized too, that was a bummer
7:49 > This is how i imagine The Sims if it was dubbed in english. What kind of real people interact like that?
that's a perfect description. any of these clips with sims voices instead would make much more sense lmao
Okay reboot this but instead of potential dates it’s employers and they have to prove that they’re worth working for
I love this idea!
I wish I had the capital to start this up.
That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps
That sounds terrible i would watch it
Somebody greenlight this
7:07 the bus was driving and getting so close to the van that it took me a second to realize when it was slowing down and i just thought it was gonna crash into the van.
I always feel so special in the Gold videos intro, thanks Jarvis. You’re premium too.
He's gold here
me too :)
Honestly the way he does the intro makes me smile every time and I hope it will be that way forever. And ever... and ever... and. ever.
:)
makes me feel so premium
Bling
17:28 the true pre-cursor to the rock's 'its about drive its about power' song
how dare they say acting like you have adhd for clout is a new gen Z thing when this show exists
I mean even without this show we all knew those kids who would stop in the middle of their sentence and go "look a squirrel" pretending to have adhd is timeless
when i was younger, as a milennial gen z cusper, i remember people being really terrible about milennials having adhd too
Faking ADHD gets you clout?? Real ADHD only gave me executive dysfunction...
@@Rampala Have you tried looking for a dairy farm near you? You can probably milk your ADHD for clout there.
@@Rampala same, and a shitty memory
"I trusted you.
And now your words mean nothing.
To me, because your actions spoke the thuth"
I can hear it in Jarviss amazing singing voice
How do people say don't shows sexual content to kids, and having any non-straight aspect to a show is super sexual, while also allowing this show to air TO KIDS?
Two people of the same gender in a loving relationship holding hands? That’s completely inappropriate. A man non-consensually exposing himself to a woman after being rejected? Now that’s more like it! /s
I mean to be fair it is mtv which isnt supposed to be a kids network, that being said it airing just in the afternoon when any kid could very easily tune in anyway is super fuckin weird
That's homophobia for ya
Milky goodness in completely Platonic
Have you seen tiktok?
I watched way more hours of MTV dating shows in the early 2000s than I'm ever ready to admit.
I have watched exactly 6 and a half minutes of this video and these people are doing so much that I literally needed to lie down and take a nap.
I currently have mono and same
i completely agree, BOOTYPOUNDER666
Do y’all remember the show FriendZone where they would have people pretend to create dream dates for their friends but it was really all a ploy to ask out their best friends out on national television?
I miss that show!
"So this time... I'd like to at least match that" had me in TEARS 😭😂 believe in yourself Adam, come on
13:42 Maybe it's because the first dude flashed her and now she's just completely drained,
Low rise jeans were the pain of my existence as a child. My mother & grandmother only bought me low rise jeans & constantly told me to pull up my pants 🤦♀️
@halcyon ! ♡ ° omg yes!😂 I completely agree.
“I want to make a show”
“Oh what do you want to make?”
“Noise”
I find myself singing "I trusted you, and now your words mean NOTHING to me because your actions spoke the THUTH" far, FAR TOO OFTEN. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head again, Jarvis! 🤣
Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂😂😂
honestly same
what video is it from!!!!
@@nickyyy777 “Bad Relationship Memes for Heartbroken Teens”
These are my people here
0:12 i hope Jarvis never stops this intro, like he literally does it again every time.
Its pretty cool.
"I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the thuth" lives in my head rent free til this day
Same
What's the video? I remember it vaguely but I can't put my finger on it!
@holly my brain is saying it’s the one where he went over the teen relationship angst accounts on instagram and he made some into little songs
i think of it all day every day, or at least once a week lol
Did anyone else notice him reciting Danny’s outro at the end? Truly gold content.
I love how quickly you adjusted to the situations like: ”Is that what he’s gonna wea… ok.”
The amount of times i did this “mmm” in diminuendo at a low octave for a solid 2 secs when the things were said lol, its like a blast from the past in the worst way, im pretty sure some of my bullies idolized certain people on there lolol
Those men getting nexted was a blessing in disguise, imaging dating someone with their lack of patience and failure to handle rejection in a healthy way 😭😭
14:59 To me because your actions spoke the thuth
I feel like this show was secretly targeted to kids which is why they act that way. Cause who in their 20s was watching this? I was like 14 lol 😆
This is what we had instead of Team 10 and Hype House
@@Schylove12 I swear!! It's that weird genre where it's "adult" content for kids. I feel like once I was a sophomore I didn't even like the show anymore but it had a hold on me from like 12-15
Yup same with Parental Control
@@rcarter1656 Yeah, it's targeted at kids who want to feel like they're in on adult things without having any understanding of what actual adulthood is.
I was in college. 😳
15:00 to me because your actions spoke the thuth? that plays in my head on a regular basis
I sing the songs from that vid all the time lol
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate all the Jarvis does for us. We can trust him to always give us the thuth.
His actions show the thuth.
Nothing but the thuth
Your actions spoke the thuth~
my health teacher from last year was on an unaired episode of this show. if you had perfect attendance to her class all year she would show you the episode (because she had a dvd of it). My sister saw it but I never did because of COVID.
“Her perfectly geometrically round face sucks”
I've had that "I've trusted you" line stuck in my head since I first watched that video.
4:59 chris (i think), in the top left, is actually causing me physical pain in this shot lmao
omg king - this was HYSTERICAL. your commentary had me in tears, especially the rap tap routine. i used to watch this show growing up and is absolutely wild that THIS show was “normal”
I actually use to know Charity in real life lol She is pretty eccentric but shes very nice
Did you know her before or after the show
Edit:spelling
@@abigailchristenson388 I had met her after the show.We were working at a after school program.
Did she say anything about her experience on the show?
@@dearoldmold Nothing too in detail.She said is was lot of fun and that she was crazier back then lol
12:25 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER AITFIR3WYEJSTARJDKY 😭😭😭
“I’m Anirudha, I’m 23, and I’m bringing sexy back.” (Turns away from the camera like the Blair witch)
jarvis going "GOOOOOOLD!!!" in the background of the intro will always bring joy to my heart
I had a bad day at my graduation award ceremony thing today and I got home just now
I know it's not intentional, but thank you for uploading as I lay down, it's really made my day better and lightened my mood. 💚
Congratulations on graduation! I hope your day gets better :)
If it makes you feel better at my graduation rehearsal I farted super loud and everyone went silent then busted out laughing
@@ayvon1111 I’m so sorry but this comment killed me
Congrats
Graduation is such an accomplishment! Please remember that! I'm sorry the experience wasn't great today, hope you feel better soon! 💜
Jesus the Keanu statement just reminded me so much of how uncool it was to like Keanu Reeves in the early/mid 2000s, and how vindicated I felt when the rest of the world realized that he’s awesome
Your honest reactions to 2008 media is so relatable! Just every single thing that happens is awful by 2022 standards.
No because right after he demonstrated to us what "ninga sex" was, I got an ad and the first thing it said was "it takes a lot to admit that you need help"
Dude, that Lightning McQueen honk was so funny. You're always so enjoyable to watch Jarvis. Thank you for being you.
english isn't my first language, and as a kid i used to think the "back" in sexyback literally referred to someone having a very attractive back 😂
The best part about being aroace is that I will never make the mistake of participating in one of these shows
I dunno, I think the best part is the garlic bread.
They should make an over-the-top show like this but with finding friends
but money
@@evelynjenkins4456 or trying to make the most amount of enemies in like. a day
@@wibwe Wait ok, this dating show has only walking red flags as participants, so the aroace version has to be the same but friendship version. They're all like "I borrow 600 dollars from you and don't pay it back" or "I'll cancel plans last minute to hang out with my SO instead" and you have to pick one to be friends with and then fight the rest as a team. It's called Frenemies
That shirt over the polo look is actually fresh. It'll be back in soon for sure
This show and Date My Mom were shows I watched it too young and really gave me solid and realistic idea of the adult dating scene
Everytime Jarvis says "It is free" he sounds more confused than the last
Charity seems like the type to yell at me for not putting enough whipp cream on her latte and now I feel sad...
I feel like everyone is trying to call me out because my name is charity
The Charity bus fall might be the most memorable moment on Next.
These old dating shows were a wierd staple of the early 2000s. I always thought of Next being MTV's hybrid of Elimindate & Blind Date with some other novelties thrown in.
I cannot stop laughing at “and I’d at least like to match that” omg 😂😭
Charity lol. She was the assistant on the first season of LA Hair that offended Omarosa by not knowing who she was lol.
Lmao WHAT?! I have to watch that season 😂
The car honk right around 20min with lightning mcqueen flashing in the back is such a perfect small touch i'm obsessed
What I wouldn’t give for a “where are they now” of all these shows
“Wicked glad” i gotta use that
I haven't even finished the intro yet, but i just wanna say, i also used to watch this a lot back in the days when it was on MTV and i have to admit that show was like one of my first exposures to gay/queer people 🙈 im queer myself, so i wonder if that show helped me start questioning my own sexuality because it showed me that 2 men can be dating and that that's totally normal :3 the show itself was tacky, but I'm kinda grateful i grew up with it
Shout out to Tremaine who looked unbelievably uncomfortable saying, "Tiki her masala!"
This video is over now, eh Jarvis? So perhaps we should... Go find something else to watch? Even though you know we had a lot of fun?
I was wondering if anyone else noticed- did he do that on purpose?
was looking for someone to comment on his outro - that was definitely a friendly nod to Danny :)
YES dude finally someone commented on it. what an amazing easter egg
I was looking for this comment!
yess the song started playing in my head immediately when he said that
i remember watching this show on MTV as a kid. i don't remember it being this hilarious
"Being one ethnicity is so last century" Picks the first blonde girl 😂