This is actually how time works for most of the world. Most cultures have an event-based concept of the day, rather than the West's (especially America) deadline-oriented focus.
Now my question, is what if your having a weird sleep day, and you wake up PAST 7? Like sometimes my 2AM is what you people subscribing to the old outdated time method, would be 11AM, -i do this- and then my 7 and a half hours of sleep go all the way to 7? Do I simply skip 9:30, lunchtime, and 4:20? Or is there some confusing mess where I wake up and its both 9:30 and 7 at the exact same time? Griffin time has so many holes in it.
I hear a lot of people complain about DST but whenever I actually ask what they dislike, it seems like what they actually hate is standard time and the transition between the two. Most people seem to want to just want DST year-round (AKA not prioritizing morning daylight in fall/winter).
This is very funny and of course a comedy podcast but right now my blood sugar is low so this is everhthing about griffin time that makes me angry -in an effort to make timezones obsolete, theyre now 1000 times worse than before. During winter it becomes 7pm grif time at 4pm normal time, wheras in the summer itll become 7pm at 8:30 normal time. And thats based on the american midwest, other places will have it worse -are you supposed to make dinner during 7 and miss the good tv shows? Do you make it late 4:20 and eat it while watching the shows? Of course there is no late 4:20, you have to guesstimate when the shows come on. -there is no longer arriving to things politely early or fashionably late -are stores still open at 2am? - and also of course pretty much all 9-5 workplaces no longer function. Im pretty sure griffin time would fuck with like pilots and captains too
I can't belive griffin made quarantine time
Fandoms huzzah It is so accurate
Oh no you're right
They even said everyone would have to work from home
SHIT
Ridiculous the accuracy of Griffins foresight- exactly how lockdown feels
Griffin just invented the numerical alternatives of five existing words:
Morning, noon, afternoon, evening, and night
Griffin's interpretation of time is just.. so correct
I agree Asra
i'm gonna start running on griffin time during quarantine
"Griffin, I don't think that this is your intention, but it /does/ sound like most of the day is taken up by 4:20."
"~Hmm~*"
9:30
Lunch Time
4:20
7 o'clock
2 AM
this is exactly what college is like
"but when you finish the last bite of your lunch. . it is then 4:20 til it's dark. Is this correct?"
"yehh..."
6:37
I now desperately want a clock set to Griffin Time ™️
For now I have a sticky note with the times written on it for my own amusement.
the being 4:20 until sunset is really funny to me because today the sun sets at 4:23. great 3 minutes till 7!
This is Griffin’s new alphabet in clock form
Stop.
Griffin time.
*cronch*
*C R O N C H*
(aayyyyy Tyzias)
Imagine if TAZ worked on Griffin time
and now it does thank you for your contribution
There's probably at least one reality in the Stolen century arc which operates on Griffin time and you can't convince me otherwise
are you trying to tell me it doesn't
my secret is that its always 2am for me
Griffin may or may not have just destroyed his theoretical world.
Well, the people who clean Disneyland at night would work on an alternate, nocturnal Griffin Time.
This is what having adhd feels like
Griffin Time is just what it feels like to have ADHD.
Dammit is that whist this is?!
@@jessewru6425 Maybe go get checked out, friend :)
I wanna stand up and tap my cane to disagree with people at work
Griffin please, not all of us can function on 7 1/2 hours of sleep, I need my 9 hours
Describing pre-industrial Europe time
This is shockingly similar to the concept of Deep Time as explained in the book Four Thousand Weeks
C'mon guys, 420 till the sun goes down
I am listening to this at 4:20
Listening to this on 4/21... So close
I live far enough north that 4:30 has been sunset most days.
kraiZor you only get 10 minutes of 420 that's so sad :(
As it has moved more into spring the sunset has been getting later. I now have several hours of 420, no need to cry for me.
kraiZor oh thank god
holy shit... i didnt realize it set so much earlier in other places... here in FL we’d be getting 4 hours of 4:20
This is actually how time works for most of the world. Most cultures have an event-based concept of the day, rather than the West's (especially America) deadline-oriented focus.
I guess this is how I live now
this feels like some alice in wonderland time warp shit lmao
8:02 quarantine predicted
Now my question, is what if your having a weird sleep day, and you wake up PAST 7? Like sometimes my 2AM is what you people subscribing to the old outdated time method, would be 11AM, -i do this- and then my 7 and a half hours of sleep go all the way to 7? Do I simply skip 9:30, lunchtime, and 4:20? Or is there some confusing mess where I wake up and its both 9:30 and 7 at the exact same time? Griffin time has so many holes in it.
maybe it has already been 7, and now that you have awoken it is 9:30 once more? Then you have breakfast and lunch and it's 2 AM?
There is no way to sleep past seven because you wake up at 9:30! The next time it gets dark is 7, even if it’s dark at 9:30
and then you fi- HAALM.. sandwich gone.
watching this at 3:00 in the morning is weird
Man this aged like. Something
How does brunch fit into this? perfectly or not at all?
Brunch is second breakfast
quarantine be like
This was a good bit and all but I just dont understand what exactly is Griffin's beef with DST???
Because it's dumb and bad and bad and dumb.
because it's a garbage no good bad bad time.
Lizk person: hey dont you like good things
dumb piss drinking bitch about to invent DST: oh have you not heard
it's cause it doesn't really make sense in modern times and only makes things difficult
I hear a lot of people complain about DST but whenever I actually ask what they dislike, it seems like what they actually hate is standard time and the transition between the two. Most people seem to want to just want DST year-round (AKA not prioritizing morning daylight in fall/winter).
i would buy these watches. please sell one of these watches to me
But griffin...if there’s no time zones but dark is 7 o clock then what about the places where it gets dark later or earlier? It would be chaos!
well then you’re gonna watch Survivor a little less or a little more
GippyHappy implying that without this feature Griffin time isn’t already chaos incarnate
@@leaffinite2001 yeah everything else checks out 😅
I had to sub fuckin 69 baybee
I need my survivor
owo
This is very funny and of course a comedy podcast but right now my blood sugar is low so this is everhthing about griffin time that makes me angry
-in an effort to make timezones obsolete, theyre now 1000 times worse than before. During winter it becomes 7pm grif time at 4pm normal time, wheras in the summer itll become 7pm at 8:30 normal time. And thats based on the american midwest, other places will have it worse
-are you supposed to make dinner during 7 and miss the good tv shows? Do you make it late 4:20 and eat it while watching the shows? Of course there is no late 4:20, you have to guesstimate when the shows come on.
-there is no longer arriving to things politely early or fashionably late
-are stores still open at 2am?
- and also of course pretty much all 9-5 workplaces no longer function. Im pretty sure griffin time would fuck with like pilots and captains too
These guys don't have jobs they can't complain about having to wake up
C A N A D A gguccggfgxhxtfydfgu
To be fair the me that has to get out of bed would like to just stay asleep forever no matter when i wake up
they each have like seven podcasts to record, but i get your point