The sob stories people tell you when they need to borrow some money

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  • @jdoteasy
    @jdoteasy Год назад +157

    3:13 “mucinex ….you know the one with ceelo green on the bottle” 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @sourbar41
    @sourbar41 Год назад +198

    “Now I look like a newborn baby bird” 😂😂🐣

    • @kaycee504
      @kaycee504 Год назад +12

      "You do" 😂

    • @bermsjerms
      @bermsjerms Год назад +2

      Lmfaooo i died

    • @klewertin
      @klewertin Год назад +3

      “You been bald”

    • @LionchildBrown
      @LionchildBrown 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bruh ... when you stop and picture what he said 😂😂😂

  • @CuDeSaMc
    @CuDeSaMc Год назад +186

    The best 1..2 combo on the net, Gee and Dom. They're like the internet Keenan and Kel😂😂😂

    • @AskMeWhyYoureStupid
      @AskMeWhyYoureStupid Год назад +6

      Man , I'm surprised you could type while glizzy gobbling like that

    • @mylarjoannas1773
      @mylarjoannas1773 Год назад

      ​​@@AskMeWhyYoureStupid😂😂😂😂😂..
      You hating sucka.

    • @skitmania21
      @skitmania21 Год назад +2

      @@AskMeWhyYoureStupid😂😂😂

    • @cpc439
      @cpc439 Год назад +1

      @@AskMeWhyYoureStupiddang fam

    • @0-2-1
      @0-2-1 Год назад +1

      There’s nobody funnier worldwide tbh

  • @kanedathe28th93
    @kanedathe28th93 Год назад +126

    You can tell when Gee need something.
    His Moniker changes, His demeanor, His Intuition!!!
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @CoolingwitAC
      @CoolingwitAC Год назад +14

      His alignment!!😂😂

    • @Fabby31
      @Fabby31 Год назад +9

      Intuiuty 🤣🤣🤣🤣 shit not even a word 😂😂😂😂

    • @geeblack472
      @geeblack472 Год назад +1

      😅😂

    • @MrLionWoods56
      @MrLionWoods56 Год назад +4

      His gratitude! His clarity!!!

    • @Solo-cg9kq
      @Solo-cg9kq Год назад +9

      His posture

  • @Inglewood_Addition
    @Inglewood_Addition Год назад +107

    “I just added 2 more pushups to my workout regiment… now I’m at 8.” 😆🤣🤣😆 Gee was wearing the Pinocchio 11s on his feet. 😆

  • @kunfussed213
    @kunfussed213 Год назад +45

    When he called Cee-Lo that little mucus thing. 😭😭😭

  • @jazchristian7536
    @jazchristian7536 Год назад +25

    “God don’t like ugly, and you ain’t never been pretty.” 😂😂😂

  • @jdoteasy
    @jdoteasy Год назад +81

    No lie a cluck pulled down on me at the gas station and told me his wife just died in a house fire and he need 3 dollars for a bus ticket to get back home😂

  • @Cynsham
    @Cynsham Год назад +37

    I ain’t think i was gonna come over here and meet THICK CHEST THADDIUS 😂😂😂😂

  • @lfranks2087
    @lfranks2087 Год назад +58

    I don’t believe he brought me this far 😭😭😭😭😭👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @livefresh-diefly
    @livefresh-diefly Год назад +61

    When he tapped them lemon peppers...I lost it🤣🤣💀

    • @johnwall473
      @johnwall473 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh!

    • @twwnn
      @twwnn Год назад

      Dem ugly ahh shoes man LMFAOOO

  • @marceldubenion8601
    @marceldubenion8601 Год назад +32

    “You know what’s crazy about that…..it ain’t like I ain’t did it before”

  • @ishmaelg5207
    @ishmaelg5207 Год назад +20

    “I just been keeping peppermint’s in my pocket “ 😂 😂

  • @russellstevens9927
    @russellstevens9927 Год назад +26

    "But I ain't come over for that. How you been doing?"
    *proceeds to no pay any attention to what he says and go back to complaining*
    I hate people like this. 😂😂😂

  • @ChiefingisrudeT-Time
    @ChiefingisrudeT-Time Год назад +8

    Bro turned around and had the soul patch in the back of his head. I fuckin lost it. 😂😂😅

  • @listenandvibe
    @listenandvibe Год назад +90

    When Gee said he’s gonna have to sell some Ahhh, I scrumpped 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @MakaveliMostHatedGang
      @MakaveliMostHatedGang Год назад +6

      Some opennn Ahhhh 🤣 only Gee can get away wit dis shih

    • @dgilbertO7
      @dgilbertO7 Год назад +6

      🤣 & @2:18 gone say “u kno what’s so crazy bout dat… it ain’t like ain did it b4” 🤣🤣💀

    • @basedjj93
      @basedjj93 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @charismatickidd
    @charismatickidd Год назад +17

    “I don’t believe He bought me this far to leave me”😂😂😂

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham Год назад +2

      to LEEEEEAVE me 🤣

  • @domepiecemcgrill3896
    @domepiecemcgrill3896 Год назад +23

    “Geee said 2 more push ups “😂

    • @706Kel
      @706Kel Год назад +8

      Now I'm up to 8😂

  • @51D40
    @51D40 Год назад +37

    How you snap on that man for giving you two dollars when you ain't have no money 😂😂😂

  • @MrLionWoods56
    @MrLionWoods56 Год назад +34

    I’m not gonna be down too loooong!!! ☝🏾 😂 that boy moniker was up on this one!

    • @jwillwork3683
      @jwillwork3683 Год назад +1

      He never brought Gee this far to leave him here LOL 😭

  • @ShaunCruzNYC
    @ShaunCruzNYC Год назад +45

    It is criminally unfair that you two have not been given a show on TV to share this foolishness with the world! Y'all are hands down the funniest brothers on God's Internet!!

  • @RhetoricWolf
    @RhetoricWolf Год назад +15

    People stay bringing up Big God when they going through it but never when they doing well 😂

  • @relaxhealradio8636
    @relaxhealradio8636 Год назад +7

    Gee 1: “It ain’t like I done did it befo.”
    Gee 2: “You shoulda kept that to yoself bro.” 😭💀

  • @certainlycertified6834
    @certainlycertified6834 Год назад +33

    Why Gee hit Dom with 15 sob stories in 6 min for two dollars and shorts on a loosey from the bodega tho😭😭😭

  • @larryashmore6716
    @larryashmore6716 Год назад +7

    “All that shit true when u need money” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @in2ltv165
    @in2ltv165 Год назад +22

    He got a Street PUNK name took me out, but when Dominique said you over here, BRINGING my spirits DOWN and shit ….I start crying😅😂

  • @jubeijackson6602
    @jubeijackson6602 Год назад +15

    “..one thang I know fa sho and TWO things for certain..” BARS!!!

  • @_RobBanks
    @_RobBanks Год назад +11

    He brought back “the Moniker” !!! 😂😂

  • @mrdollaz
    @mrdollaz Год назад +34

    Bro when you started tapping your shoes I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @0371brian
    @0371brian Год назад +11

    Neek said "bringing my spirit down and shit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derrionarrington
    @derrionarrington Год назад +3

    “Nah, you get up outta here… WHAT YOU WANNA DO?!?!!?!” I was hollin laughing dawg 😂😂😂😂

  • @FortyAndretti1
    @FortyAndretti1 Год назад +3

    You know it’s bad when you asked to short the square that you shorted 😂😂😂

  • @vincentbrown-scott4610
    @vincentbrown-scott4610 Год назад +12

    He smacked the water bottle down.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🏆

  • @happyhomelending
    @happyhomelending Год назад +10

    flence in his chest with a square on his ear is INSANE

  • @jami4418
    @jami4418 Год назад +15

    Keeping pepper mints in his pockets 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kennygilbert1783
    @kennygilbert1783 Год назад +13

    The tapping of the lemon peppa steppas get me every time 😅😅

  • @Nolaready
    @Nolaready Год назад +11

    “It ain’t like I ain’t do it before” 😂💀

  • @kenjunior3
    @kenjunior3 Год назад +3

    When he propped the foot up with the steppers on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @derricksmoke2much933
    @derricksmoke2much933 Год назад +7

    When Gee kicked his leg up and that lemon pepper stepper came into view I nearly lost it😂😂😂

  • @LowMayne
    @LowMayne Год назад +2

    “i ain’t been at Planet Fitness i ain’t got that dollar!” 😂😂😂

  • @omfyvngbvll9977
    @omfyvngbvll9977 Год назад +47

    “It’s been so much intoxcinsativity in the air”
    Bro I been watching sense that’s what dudes do and ever since you never disappoint, keep doing ya thang gee😭😭
    #combackkid

  • @pilotk510
    @pilotk510 Год назад +2

    "I ain't been at planet fitness, I ain't got that dolla"😅😅😅

  • @antoniohess4359
    @antoniohess4359 Год назад +5

    The shoe taps while looking down 💀

  • @shortydoowop2522
    @shortydoowop2522 Год назад +7

    This man just said cee lo green on the bottle 😂😂😂😂

  • @dark6soldier
    @dark6soldier 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m probably going have to sell some ahhh, some open ahhh” 😂😂😂

  • @thunderjoy7250
    @thunderjoy7250 Год назад +16

    Every time he starts tapping hes feet I cry with laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @domepiecemcgrill3896
    @domepiecemcgrill3896 Год назад +7

    “Intoxsensitivity”😂

  • @ob3dagoat225
    @ob3dagoat225 Год назад +3

    You know they cut my hours at work rightx4😂😂😂😂

  • @teeetekkr3xx
    @teeetekkr3xx Год назад +10

    When he tapped his shoes I went to New York 😂😂😂

  • @damutae612
    @damutae612 Год назад +1

    Bruh im crying 😂😂😂😂😂”yo soul…yo moniker….it deserve things “hahahah

  • @domepiecemcgrill3896
    @domepiecemcgrill3896 Год назад +5

    “I don put on my best stuff” 😂

  • @dlodee1989
    @dlodee1989 Год назад +4

    When he took the Lucy and said short me, brought back memories of my past 😂

  • @Trillwill1386
    @Trillwill1386 Год назад +1

    “I’m young and spunky! You 43 bro” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @duryl
    @duryl Год назад +15

    The outfit had me dying from the jump😂😂😂

    • @jwillwork3683
      @jwillwork3683 Год назад +3

      Lemon peppa steppa 👣

    • @706Kel
      @706Kel Год назад +2

      He put on his best fit😂

  • @drosegame
    @drosegame Год назад +11

    I ain’t been at planet fitness ! You kno I ain’t got that dollar 😂😂

    • @courtneyparker9402
      @courtneyparker9402 Год назад +3

      Slid it in there smooth too didn’t he 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigthirty9990
    @bigthirty9990 Год назад +12

    New born baby bird💀💀

  • @cantgolikedem9744
    @cantgolikedem9744 Год назад +61

    He never disappoints to make my day🤣🤣

  • @ob3dagoat225
    @ob3dagoat225 Год назад +5

    All that shit true when you need some money 😂😂😂

  • @706Kel
    @706Kel Год назад +7

    I wouldve gave him $5 soon as that first lemon pepper hit the door

  • @omecmasson9482
    @omecmasson9482 Год назад +4

    all that stuff i told you worth at least $1500 😂😂😂

  • @SINTHEREBEL666
    @SINTHEREBEL666 Год назад +17

    Lmao SMH they have awesome chemistry,thx I needed this laugh

  • @aliyasin488
    @aliyasin488 Год назад +1

    All that sobbing will compensate the money the owe you. You ain’t getting your money bad, learnt this the hard way.

  • @scoob_18
    @scoob_18 Год назад +2

    It's when he be talking about his monikers that be killing me 😂😂

  • @ob3dagoat225
    @ob3dagoat225 Год назад +2

    It ain’t like I ain’t did it before 😂😂 he started crying when he said it the second time cause he was ashamed of it 😂😂😂😂

  • @kujo91km
    @kujo91km Год назад +13

    I ain’t been at planet fitness I ain’t got that dollar 🛌

  • @LACROSSECXL
    @LACROSSECXL Год назад +3

    That fit got me cryin Gee😂😂😂😂

  • @ZLGEsteban
    @ZLGEsteban Год назад +2

    All that good stuff I told you worth $1500 you only gone give me $2 😂😂

  • @divinevil
    @divinevil Год назад +3

    As someone heavily into in the fighting game community and a huge fan of these two I can't believe Dominique be watching Ninjakilla! Idk that makes me so excited

  • @brano2times
    @brano2times Год назад +16

    We gotta get bro on 85 south!

  • @theonlyseparation464
    @theonlyseparation464 Год назад +1

    He said his stories were worth at least $1,500 dollars 🤣 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @johnwall473
    @johnwall473 Год назад +4

    I ain't been at Planet Fitness i ain't got that dolla .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swintonrosser189
    @swintonrosser189 Год назад +1

    “Bruh got the ga ga inna trash bag”😂😂

  • @no-yj2cf
    @no-yj2cf Год назад +2

    I needed that word geee. He aint bring me this far.....

  • @usuallyunusual8
    @usuallyunusual8 Год назад +1

    "All that Got damn shit true when you need some money" 😂

  • @brandonlawson1680
    @brandonlawson1680 Год назад +3

    Ayooooo 🤣🤣 this one gon go down as a classic for sure!!! Punchline after punchline!! Lol yooo y’all did this 1!! 💪🏽🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @dinerodylan4100
    @dinerodylan4100 Год назад +1

    I thought he was gonna say start selling Assets.
    Then I was like ohhh he went there 😂😂😂😂

  • @TXMadeTXMade
    @TXMadeTXMade Год назад +2

    Old school peppermints in the pocket!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @ob3dagoat225
    @ob3dagoat225 Год назад +3

    😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dominique said Aye g wassup bro ! Giving all these sob stories ! Bringing my spirit down and shit!! IF YOU DONT MINDDD🤭😭

  • @emirhan2884
    @emirhan2884 Год назад +1

    "you're 43 bro"😂😂😂

  • @248reggie
    @248reggie Год назад +17

    The dynamic duo yall got me dead weak😂😂😂😂 I ain't been to planet Fitness you know I ain't got that dollar..man🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @irvinjones9713
    @irvinjones9713 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro I haven't had a comedian have me crying in tears since Richard Pryor... that's how good you are.

  • @terencew7716
    @terencew7716 Год назад +1

    You know they cut my hours at work!!😂😂😂

  • @pplsspokesperson
    @pplsspokesperson Год назад +1

    Bruh hit the ceelo green part 😂 even Dom had to laugh a lil

  • @melmcflyxx
    @melmcflyxx Год назад +1

    “Now I’m at 8 gee”😂

  • @DeeInvisible1
    @DeeInvisible1 Год назад +4

    This man been doing comedy for so long I been watching him since high school and I ain’t been in school since 2015 #BigFan 💯🔥🔥✈️

  • @deeskiii3below
    @deeskiii3below Год назад +2

    the soul patch in the back of his head lmaoooo

  • @eldezethaperformer1985
    @eldezethaperformer1985 Год назад +5

    BRUH 😂😂😂, y'all are hilarious 😅. Keep it up my friends 💪🏿🙏🏿💙🏁💯.

  • @KOJO_WINS
    @KOJO_WINS Год назад +16

    Omni Man is hittin! A tier, at least!

  • @SPGDAREALEST
    @SPGDAREALEST 11 месяцев назад +1

    That soul, moniker, intuition combo always hit😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benji6172
    @benji6172 Год назад +7

    When he told him that he only have three dollars his reaction was funny as hell 😂😂😂I'm dead rn 😂

  • @michaelbabers1091
    @michaelbabers1091 Год назад +6

    He got a street punk name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonchalantbsxm
    @nonchalantbsxm Год назад +7

    Gee made me shed a tear 😪

  • @itsnobledean9450
    @itsnobledean9450 Год назад +3

    your soul, your moniker, your intuity(which ain't even a word) are the three most said words in all of his skits. this dude a damn fool

  • @HoundxOfxJustice
    @HoundxOfxJustice Год назад +1

    When he smacked that water bottle 😂😂

  • @kenoentertainment1623
    @kenoentertainment1623 Год назад +4

    Broooo I swear it be like that they be finding reasons😂😂😂

  • @MeechieFavored
    @MeechieFavored Год назад +3

    Y'all dudes funny asf, on some real shit tho..I felt that we ain't down here to be suffering, just going through bad times all the time.. He can change any situation around.. ik it's just a skit😂😂 but you can take some valuable shit from a joke

  • @pick2flip333
    @pick2flip333 Год назад +10

    I enjoyed this one. So many funny points. 😂😂😂

  • @TheRav3n
    @TheRav3n 4 месяца назад +1

    Yo… was me before pay day came through this week…
    Hinting around the shiit… and even complaining I wasn’t given enough 😂😂

  • @relaxhealradio8636
    @relaxhealradio8636 Год назад

    “I woulda saved some of my scrutiny stories.” 💀

  • @True-Lies41
    @True-Lies41 Год назад +2

    How he smack water bottle out his hand 🤣