I'm about to be a dad and I have been preparing for myself for the future. My predictions seem to be pretty accurate. Share and spread awareness of what is to come. Good Night.
@@Alice567 you realize "you're" is the correct word, right? "you're" is the contraction of "you" and "are" essentially saying "you are twelve" which is correct, because she is twelve. "your" is used when speaking about something that belongs to someone, basically saying "her 12". See where the grammatical problem is here? Let me make a couple sentences as an example here. "you're kinda crazy" which also means "you are kinda crazy" which is grammatically correct. "Is that your dog?" meaning the dog belongs to the person who was asked the question. Do you understand? Next time pay more attention in your language arts class (notice in this sentence it is "your" not "you are" because it is not "you are language arts class"
I literally just starting choking on air cause I did not expect those lines and I started laughing which turned into a cough lol. I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything or I totally would’ve spit it out 😂🤣
@@EndlessVoid74 just say Native Americans goddamn, why do you say Indians anyways? Columbus found out back then that it wasn't India, so why do you take our name lmao
@WhatUp_Gaming if you don't care then why comment "your*" to my reply to his comment blud? Like I ain't even talking to you so idc if you don't care lmao.
@@MistPlayzYT First of all. If u dont care that he doesnt care why r u even replying. Second nobody cares about grammar. I bet u only said that cuz of grammarly. Third stop being a jerk and move on kid.anyways say what u want cuz im not gonna come back lmao and also make sure YOU HAVE GRAMMAR ASWELL. use capitals. And put periods. THATS PROPER GRAMMAR MY GOSH. CORRECT ME ALL U WANT IDGAF. I REALLY DONT. And your is a real word. And he never said he didnt care. Move onn!!
@@preciousgrace7692 A Firewall is just the main protection on your PC, it basically just chooses what to let connect to your computer and what programs have certain permissions. You can probably see the comedic purpose now lmao.
Приколы
"I'm meta-pregnant"
"You're meta-adopted now" 💀
25 likes no replies? Lemee fix that
Underrated
@@user-tw8dz6et5b Thank you.
@@so_zeth8773 Thx
Nah 😂😂😂😂
" *We cybered with no firewall* "
" *He tiktoked me raw* "
69 likes, super nice
Well now it's 85
ONWARDS TO A HUNDRED
I made it hundred
She got virtuagroomed, obtained a new skin
“He tiktoked me raw”
THAT GOT ME ROLLING
RAW GOT ME😂
As a boomer... What does that even mean? 😅
Uhhh who wants to tell her...
😄😄😄
Bro I'm not explaining it someone needs to
"He's in the closet?"
"Yes, wait no"
LMAOO
hows that even funny
@@negative.zero_o7393 in the closet can mean secretly gay
@@Some-Random-FemboyYea when they said that I was like: “HES GA-“
LMFAO
HES GA-
“We cybered with no firewall”
I cant 💀
Zestier
Raw
*go ahead finish it*
He tik-toked me raw
I don't know if I'm stupid or don't they need a fire wall
daughter: "I'm pregnant"
dad: "delete it"
Meta-abortion
@@mookouthill lmfaoaoao
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKESS LMAOAOA
😂😂😂😂
Would you like to abort program?
“the red jolly rancher looking creep!?”
“dad, that’s so racist.”
😭i can’t bro
"No that's Jerry. He identifies as a poodle mix." LoL. This whole skit is hilarious.
Jerry IS a poodle mix. He's the dog.
I'm still laughing at "We cyrebed without firewall"
This content is gold
I Hope you are stopped laughing now.
wear a firewall... Be safe
raw
@@thedarkknight9634 nyah still laughing
What does it mean?
"We cybered with no firewall" had me laughing endlessly
Same 😂😂😂😂
The he tiktoked me raw got me also
@@fwgamingsdr2804 what that even means? tiktoed😂
lmao yes
Yas
"He's in the closet?"
"Yes, wait no"
First and you have so many people to comment
2 likes 1 reply time to fix it
"THE RED JOLLY RANCHER LOOKING CREEP"😂😂😂😂❤
i was looking for this comment💀
"Oh your meta body your choice?"
"MY parental permissions my choice"
💀
Lmfaoo
But how do you know if it has parental permission 🤔
@@animeverse5735 🤔🤔
Indian🤔
“I’m Meta-Pregnant”
*”You’re a Meta-disappointment”*
"You're meta-homeless now"
Fr fr
w pfp
Love it👏👏
You r a megga-disappointment
"The red jolly rancher looking CRREP"
😭💀
'The red jolly-rancher looking creep'
'Dad, that's supper rascist'
😂😂
This humor is too advanced
wear a firewall...be safe
@@JaySharon legend
@@JaySharon when ur so popular even the bots want some of the clout
@@JaySharon 😂😂😂😂
@Raisyya⭐💫 this ruined my day
“my meta-body my choice” had me laughing so hard😂
What the faq, someone liked right when I did?
@@-michaelafton-5118 weird
Whah
Be careful that shit might be real one day
Funny now until it isn't
"im meta-pregnant"
"You're also meta-disowned"
rip for that red robot set up a funeral
“I’m meta pregnant” “he tik-tokked me…raw” girl wtf-
Adding words smh
@@aaron9307no they didnt
😂😂🤣🤣
@@aaron9307 no
@@sliporfulyes they did she didn’t say “raw” at the end
"My metabody, my choice"
I bet in the future there will be metarules about that
XD
Gonna come back in 40 years when this is reality
there is :(
*Metachoice*
Became a fricking hacker be the boss
The captions said "my metabolism my choice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fear of this being our future makes me wanna bring thanos back
“Cybered with no firewall”
“He tik-tokked me”
Where do you even get the brain for this?
RAW💀
From the meta-brain 😂😂
Apparently the robot is giving brain so you can start there
Raw~💅✨
Raww
"my meta body, my choice" 😭
This man is out there givong to the LBGT+ and feminists some crazy ideas!! He must be stopped!!!
I feel like it should have been meta-choice
@@jackb3822 me too
a joke now, a possible reality in a decade or so lol
That aged well 😬
"We cybered with no firewall"💀🤚🏻😭
and thats how franky was born 😂
"he tiktoked me raw". I'm crying, shitting, vomiting, rolling on the floor, driving to the store
Got the milk?
@@soyitiel no I'm too poor
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao wtf💀
Ememin been real silent since this dropped 🔥
Doctor: congratulations, it’s a cyborg
"Did you just assume his meta identity?"
You are being so metaist, why would you assume their gender?
oH mEh gAwD dId yOu jUsT eSsUmEe tHiEr gender
"Did you just assume my meta race you evolved monke of carbon"
@@space-wasteyou said “assume his gender”
Are you assuming their gender?
It’s been 2 years- and this video still occasionally shows up on my fyp😂
Well that escalated fast.
"How do you get meta-pregnant anyway?"
We meta-coursed
you bring meta dishonor to the famiry
aw hell na
@@lordjaashin 😂
@@lordjaashin lol
@@abhinandpaulm8858 go
The fact that she's 12 💀
She would have been born in 2024
@TheEløwyn thanks fof telling me that.I would calculate it but take too long 🤓
the cool person isn't cool
nicole mitchell
Bruh, I _missed_ that! 💀
@@imtyler99yearsago90?
"Cyber with no firewall"
Gen Alpha will love this new vocab. You are on a roll 🤖
This made me think of "I'm gonna cybernize your thrusters!" From gumball and now I can't not think of that when I see it now 😭🙏
I hate the fact that my age would match up to a parent in 2036.
Me too! jfc 💀
i dont wanna be 31 😭
@@ValidT I'll be 36 in my case 🤡
Oh my-
Please stop talking before I have a breakdown.
@@YouHaveAnApeHead I’m trying to have a kid like 2019 maybe I don’t know I feel like having a kid in my 30s would just fucking suck
"He cybered with no firewall, HE TIKTOKKED ME!"
that part broke me
~raw~
LOL YA
@@hadiyahcoleman444 AYO
no firewall
@@proxyhx2075 thats what it said in the vid
"We Cybered with NO FIREWALL"
"He TikToked me 🎭"
Like wtaf
"he tik tokked me"
TwT oh bwuh
“ He Tik-tokked me raw” I can not 😂🤣
@-*Erenismabystrange*- 🤣🤣
The waffle house has found its new host
@@LuckyOnYT indeed it has
I wish vegeta would tiktok me 😏
@@yukaritora69 😏😽😉🥰
“He’s in the closet”
“Yes- NO” THAT HAD ME ROLLING
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@@empower5871 stop spamming yourself
I love that part so much
Reasons why there's so many bots
ruclips.net/video/pKskW7wJ0v0/видео.html
“He’s my meta-boyfriend..”
“And your an meta-orphan now”
"YOU RED LITT-"
Had me DEAD-💀🙏
"He tik-tokked me, *RAW* " 💀
149 likes and no replies? Here you go
161 likes and only one comment? Let me fix that
two weirdos and another dude talking let me add another one
💀
BUT SHES 12😭
"dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend"
"you're 12"
sounds like 2022 parenting fr
@@mellohi6175 lol you think 12 year olds being in a relationship is bad but when I was a little kid 7-10 year olds were in relationships 💀
Stupid Nibba-nibbi relationships everywhere everywhere, eh?
@@Alice567 you realize "you're" is the correct word, right? "you're" is the contraction of "you" and "are" essentially saying "you are twelve" which is correct, because she is twelve. "your" is used when speaking about something that belongs to someone, basically saying "her 12". See where the grammatical problem is here?
Let me make a couple sentences as an example here.
"you're kinda crazy" which also means "you are kinda crazy" which is grammatically correct.
"Is that your dog?" meaning the dog belongs to the person who was asked the question. Do you understand?
Next time pay more attention in your language arts class (notice in this sentence it is "your" not "you are" because it is not "you are language arts class"
@@rootheoneandoni bro became an english teacher💀
@@mellohi6175 and being pregnant in middle school...
"We cybered with no firewall" Fuck nah
"He tiktokked me,RAW"😂😂
i literally choked in my saliva from laughing too much😂
“He tiktokked me.. RAW”
“YOU RED LITTLE-“ I CAN’T 💀💀💀
RAW 😭
Welp someone got same profile
@@Skolt_playznot anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@Ventix-YT yeah
“that red jolly rancher lookin creep”
“that’s supper racist 🙄”
I CANT-
"supper racist" 💀
@@NourMostafa_Productions "nour mostafa 💀💀💀
@@Rockdc11 making fun of names now?
@@NourMostafa_Productions making fun of spelling now?
@@tychophobia yes I'm pretty sure we all know how the word super is spelled genius
“We cybered with no firewall” had me jumping over the DMZ
I love your skits! They are hilarious!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💕
Girl took online dating to the next level 💀💀
virtual dating
Raw😂
Meta-Dating.
Lol
“I’m meta pregnant”,”My meta body my choice”💀💀💀
2000 likes 0 comments, WR 🤯
1k likes and 1 comment LeT mE Fix tHaT
2k likes and 2 comments let me fix that
It’s crazy bc that’s probably gonna happen one day knowing how stupid people are
"you red little-"
'U red little b-' got me dying 😭 🤣
He better pay data support. Bish-
LMFAO
Underrated comment, hilarious 🤣
Bro this killed me congrats🎉
🤣🤣🤣
FR FR
“My meta-body, my choice.”
💀💀
Lol well technically she wasn't wrong, ur meta skin meta body, ur own shit 🤣
1.2k likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that
Dude ur 8
@@lightning-from-the-west0124 how
Moxxie... that u??
As a person who's actively in the metaverse this is scarily accurate for the current day
"Im meta-pregnant"
"Your Meta-In the adoption center"
“that red jolly rancher lookin creep?”
“dad, that’s super racist.”.
had my dyyying!! 😂😂
Ure neVer sEeInG thAt rEd gaRbaGe cAn aGaiN......😭
Me*
🤓
Lolll
Same 🤣
"He cyberred me without the firewall. He tiktokked me. Raw."
These are artistic lines damn
I wonder what the tiktokked meant😳
I literally just starting choking on air cause I did not expect those lines and I started laughing which turned into a cough lol. I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything or I totally would’ve spit it out 😂🤣
can you explain? i didnt get it. (;_;)
@@natangunawan5810 y know he yk
Its a meta lines 🤣
You crack me up! I bet you crack yourself up while coming up with your hilarious ideas!
"yEs DaDdY iF yOu MuSt KnOw" sounded so British
"YOU RED LITTLE-"
"DaD tHaTs RaCsiSt"
It is when its reffered to indians
@@EndlessVoid74 nah you were just racist right there
@@xanderwilson8293 exactly
@@EndlessVoid74 ah i see
@@EndlessVoid74 just say Native Americans goddamn, why do you say Indians anyways? Columbus found out back then that it wasn't India, so why do you take our name lmao
"The red Jolley Rancher looking creep?"
"Dad that's super racist"
You mean meta-racist?
235 likes and no comments but I laughed at this joke 🤣
Nice
Get out of my building
I made it 1k likes
💀…
"we cybered with no firewall" hahahgshshs
I CAN'T -
“ you red little- “
IM DYING 😭😭
I can’t stop laughing when he said “he TikToked me raw”
Yes
Cats and dogs for sale
Hehe momma doma okurr
Same lmfao
She*
I did this once... im not ashamed...
"Dreams have meanings"
My dreams:
LMAOO
1000th like
My dreams
Honestly this gives me VRchat vibes of people who take VRChat relationships seriously to a WHOLE new level lmao
the red rancher looking CREEP
"How do you get meta-pregnant anyway?"
"we had meta-se-
Damn bro 😇😂
HELP 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I see, let me continue the words with a X.
Wha-
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Wow so funny 🖕
“my meta body my choice” 💀💀
Every teen girl born in the past 20 years:
My meta body my choice
Dharman doop
My meta body my choice
Dharman doop
"He tik toked me"💀
"He tiktokked me" WHAT DID U SAY-💀💀😭😭🤚🤚
"He cyberred me with no firewall!"
"You litt-" 😂
We TikToked raw 💀
I didn't understand ;-;
How does tiktok play a part in this-
@@starbiko your probably too young
420 likes. Nice.
“The red jolly rancher looking guy??”
Got me on the floor 💀
Bro i have seen you three times in comments
Get up then.
@@outsidersview9827 :/
“Hey, that’s racist!”
@@MikoIsMe1 😭 😂
Plot twist you cant wear a vr if you have a glasses
Ain't no way bro whipped put that "cheapreme" drip 😂
"I'm meta pregnant "
"No honey your meta disowned ❤"
you're*
@WhatUp_Gaming Get better with your English 💀
@WhatUp_Gaming again your grammar is wrong with the "your worried" 💀😂
@WhatUp_Gaming if you don't care then why comment "your*" to my reply to his comment blud? Like I ain't even talking to you so idc if you don't care lmao.
@@MistPlayzYT First of all. If u dont care that he doesnt care why r u even replying. Second nobody cares about grammar. I bet u only said that cuz of grammarly. Third stop being a jerk and move on kid.anyways say what u want cuz im not gonna come back lmao and also make sure YOU HAVE GRAMMAR ASWELL. use capitals. And put periods. THATS PROPER GRAMMAR MY GOSH. CORRECT ME ALL U WANT IDGAF. I REALLY DONT. And your is a real word. And he never said he didnt care. Move onn!!
The fact that the dad is punching without controllers is so damn true irl😭 they always forget them
That headset (quest 2) has hand tracking, so it makes sense for him to not use controllers
@@DeadBread. not so much,he just swung because of yes
@@bigbywolf5197 if the headset sees your hands without controllers, it turns on hand tracking after 2 seconds
@@jacob_urboi you have to enable the hand tracking option for it to do that tho
"You red little-"
Not me thinking the robot was about to get clapped at the end😭
Quagmon genuinely looks like a pleasant chap. I'd be friends with him.
I wouldn’t he’s to friendly you can’t trust people like that
@@gamenuck4288 you can at least most of them
True he seems like a dapper young fellow
@@gamenuck4288 trust issues
He was looking spiffy 😳
This guy understands humor on an intimate level. Every single one of these videos are fucking great! Keep it up.
Ooooooo u say a no no word
@@heyimnew4367 wtf 😂
yup
@@heyimnew4367 😂😂😂
@@heyimnew4367 fuck OP just said a fucking no no word!! 😰😰😰
"My meta bodey my life"
"Well ur meta-dead now"
Him: You can't have a bf you're 12
My classmate and her bf: are u sure 'bout that
*right-click, delete pregnancy*
Remember to permanently delete it rather than just send it to the recycle bin
lol. the reply and the comment are both very funny
@@nguyenne21 top 10 mistakes boomers make.
Or just shred the file
@@eunjiito75 maybe she's just a regular window user ;))
“ Dad that’s super racist- “
💀💀💀💀
NO
o
•
.
meow
It is💀
@@chickpeas2727bor is just joke Can you just take it bozo
@@tree_teamcan you take an hole in your body
“I’m meta-romantic”
“You’re meta-pulverized now”💀💀💀
"I'm meta-pregnant"
"Oh the meta your not."
Dad: doesn't believe in VR
Daughter: he tiktoked me, RAW
Dad: proceeds to fight in VR
True
Same haha
I will toss that thing in the garbage can
I didn't understood this line "tiktoked, raw"
Can someone explain
@@summer9586 “he fucked me without protection”
I’m still laughing at the “we cybered without firewalls.” And when he punches him.
Ikr lol
Ikr Lol 😂😂😂
🤺
"he tiktokked me, raw"
@@preciousgrace7692 A Firewall is just the main protection on your PC, it basically just chooses what to let connect to your computer and what programs have certain permissions. You can probably see the comedic purpose now lmao.
The "Raw" got me dead!!😂🤣💀💀
"He ticktokked me.... raw"
Someone bring in the cyber arms. Someone is about to be deleted💀
"Hes in the closet?"
"Well Yes, but actually no"
"yesn't"
@@LucasVoid that's the best word in all of existence
He looked more happy when hearing he’s in the closet than being in the meta verse
yes, because of the metaphorical meaning hahah
Ye
@@jeanette6486 ❤
@@jeanette6486 ❤
@@jeanette6486 ❤
“You red little” 💀
“You red little-“
👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
😂😂😂
“he’s in the closet?”
“yesss, we’ll no, technically he’s in the metaverse”
well if the headset was in the closet then I guess he could be in the metaverse and in the closet
omg
An lgbtqiabcdefg reference!