Human Sperm under the Microscope

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @StlrDad
    @StlrDad 7 лет назад +5730

    Look at all the doctors, lawyers, firefighters, & police. What a shame...

    • @sci-inspi
      @sci-inspi  7 лет назад +494

      LOL

    • @pixielightshadow
      @pixielightshadow 7 лет назад +102

      LMAO

    • @2ValveMiri
      @2ValveMiri 6 лет назад +61

      Lmao

    •  6 лет назад +40

      Hahahah

    • @k.o.h8446
      @k.o.h8446 6 лет назад +288

      Kevin Serrano Or murderers, rapist and serial killers...

  • @shaksta4
    @shaksta4 6 лет назад +771

    This soundtrack is actually so good it got me to sit here at 2am watching a bunch of sperm dance around under a microscope for almost 4 minutes.

  • @yato1817
    @yato1817 5 лет назад +6638

    Ahhh... I miss my spermhood.. Rest in peace my fallen brothers..

    • @ipaper9477
      @ipaper9477 5 лет назад +82

      @Elmont Ack the ones caught in the deulex, genocide in did

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 лет назад +76

      You have been wanted for murder mister.

    • @annaarreglado5962
      @annaarreglado5962 5 лет назад +18

      Lol

    • @dilippatil5783
      @dilippatil5783 5 лет назад +18

      U had a vasectomy??...oh God bless your soul and balls..

    • @FandoBando
      @FandoBando 5 лет назад +33

      F to pay my respects

  • @MrDHCrockett
    @MrDHCrockett 2 года назад +1574

    It takes balls to make a video like this.

  • @zkgg6163
    @zkgg6163 5 лет назад +3376

    When you fight against 30 millions
    And then you win
    That's what we call a battle royale

  • @Rossilaz58
    @Rossilaz58 5 лет назад +1760

    I like how in all the other bodily fluid videos he says "I did this to get the sample" but here it's right into the action

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 2 года назад +351

      I mean we all know what he did lol

    • @lenny9672
      @lenny9672 2 года назад +120

      We all know what he did

    • @culmination8206
      @culmination8206 2 года назад +59

      @@lenny9672 everyone knows what he did

    • @haytch4313
      @haytch4313 2 года назад +146

      Some things are better off not spoken

    • @cooIcat6778
      @cooIcat6778 2 года назад +25

      @@culmination8206 what did he do i don't know

  • @peppapig17453
    @peppapig17453 2 года назад +2220

    Wow not only does this man make his own music but also his own slides 😳

  • @saltysynthesizers
    @saltysynthesizers 2 года назад +454

    My mom works at an IVF clinic, she looks at sperm cells under a microscope for a living. When I visited her at work, it was really stunning to see this under the microscope with my own eyes. God I love biology.

    • @GabeHowardd
      @GabeHowardd 2 года назад +8

      that's awesome

    • @dishuuu112
      @dishuuu112 2 года назад +3

      @ServoDoEstado Ayoooo💀

    • @qbird3713
      @qbird3713 2 года назад +1

      @Aguila wtf you on

    • @fasterdays
      @fasterdays 2 года назад

      and I love sex!

    • @ccdsds3221
      @ccdsds3221 2 года назад

      Think about it, your mom dreams of sperm while sleeping...

  • @r7kelley553
    @r7kelley553 4 года назад +2577

    How crazy is it that one of those little tiny things can turn into something that will eventually be able to show you videos on RUclips about sperm? Life is awesome!

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 года назад +75

      These taste absolutely DELISH. 😃

    • @cutratecontractor1000
      @cutratecontractor1000 3 года назад +54

      And murder and hurt other people no not awesome

    • @bobby1970
      @bobby1970 3 года назад +1

      @@rileygoodread3415 , I agree, cum does taste delicious, and it's very kinky. I have sucked on so many guy's cocks, it's truly amazing.

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 года назад +3

      I agree bobby knight. Any relation to the famed basketball coach?

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 года назад +8

      Get over it .... DEE! Just because you DON'T GET NONE.

  • @Mikee..
    @Mikee.. 5 лет назад +3806

    i remember when i fought to get to the egg, nostalgia.

    • @JrRAMAN
      @JrRAMAN 5 лет назад +46

      😂

    • @Mikee..
      @Mikee.. 5 лет назад +91

      @Gurnski Deti true, those fucking other guys kept pushing me but i got in faster, assholes got what they deserved.

    • @AmazingStoryDewd
      @AmazingStoryDewd 5 лет назад +278

      You mean half of yourself was fighting to get to the egg. The other half of yourself was the egg.

    • @p-47razorback71
      @p-47razorback71 5 лет назад +15

      Incorrect. DEEZ NUTS are the largest.

    • @farhinlaskar9508
      @farhinlaskar9508 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao😂

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +3785

    They usually end up in papers and toilet for many guys.

    • @deleted1070
      @deleted1070 4 года назад +66

      Yess sirr

    • @ronaldleano2958
      @ronaldleano2958 4 года назад +93

      You appear herr again?

    • @elluchadoresrojo5098
      @elluchadoresrojo5098 4 года назад +62

      I see you everywhere

    • @rencecs6720
      @rencecs6720 4 года назад +31

      Dang if you arent making music then you sure are binge commenting on videos. jesus 11 hours ago

    • @maple7908
      @maple7908 4 года назад +241

      And mouth for girls. 😅😯😶

  • @LilPersey
    @LilPersey Год назад +22

    When you beat the other sperm cells that could've been Millionaires or Doctors just to come out a disappointment

  • @riadinrisanto4766
    @riadinrisanto4766 6 лет назад +741

    this comment section is a goldmine

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 4 года назад +4879

    I remember going to a party with my dad and coming home with my mom....lol

  • @alvinsim7726
    @alvinsim7726 3 года назад +940

    We all should be grateful because we all won our first ever competition against millions of competitors! I'm so proud of y'all and myself!

    • @shlittyleo
      @shlittyleo 3 года назад +32

      Against ur siblings technically.

    • @LewisSmithJr
      @LewisSmithJr 3 года назад +68

      @@shlittyleo all our other siblings were either weak or stupid because they went the wrong way

    • @ericaj1605
      @ericaj1605 3 года назад +3

    • @Username-fu8sv
      @Username-fu8sv 3 года назад +6

      😭

    • @harrybaker9044
      @harrybaker9044 2 года назад +64

      My science teacher once told the class that the fact that any of us even got the chance at existing was like winning the lottery 3 times over. Always stuck in my head.

  • @adithyan.5097
    @adithyan.5097 3 года назад +117

    Those days when you had nothing to worry about 😢

    • @amethyste684
      @amethyste684 Год назад +9

      right and wasn’t even worried abt the big race or winning the race it just happened 🥺

  • @lorenzogonzalez0
    @lorenzogonzalez0 6 лет назад +836

    Video would've been banned if you zoomed out too far.

    • @DeoFlascheAal
      @DeoFlascheAal 5 лет назад +2

      Hahshs

    • @karthickraja7097
      @karthickraja7097 5 лет назад +1

      Legendary comment

    • @alexpectaculiar
      @alexpectaculiar 5 лет назад

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated you don't get the joke

    • @kalebb9983
      @kalebb9983 5 лет назад +1

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated r/whoooosh

    • @lilyjr.1384
      @lilyjr.1384 5 лет назад +8

      Breast feeding isn’t sexual though.

  • @johnjeremiahpuno2359
    @johnjeremiahpuno2359 4 года назад +563

    Rip to brothers and sisters who been drunk, dumped, wiped and flushed. You are never forgotten.

  • @darklanov
    @darklanov 5 лет назад +1308

    You mean to tell me that I was the best of millions of these and outran them all?! Seeing the failiure I am today I din't see how that is possible.

    • @austintexas2077
      @austintexas2077 4 года назад +18

      Haha you're so funny

    • @electronresonator8882
      @electronresonator8882 4 года назад +41

      sperm cells are like blood cells, they're not alive, you're truly alive after several months in pregnancy, that is if you believe in soul existence, which require you to be theist

    • @maximuscompanies3139
      @maximuscompanies3139 4 года назад +23

      You will make it in life..one step at a time...mistakes are your real teacher

    • @maximuscompanies3139
      @maximuscompanies3139 4 года назад +7

      @@electronresonator8882 this is the truth...
      Re-incarnation
      Everyone thinks they are winners..they are not aware they lose the fight..they are here because of Karma..

    • @jaybanksuniversal
      @jaybanksuniversal 4 года назад +8

      ...but what if they all were you?

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 2 года назад +45

    We went from being two separate entities inside of our respective parents to being fully fledged multicellular beings capable of so much.

  • @mithzynelson3110
    @mithzynelson3110 4 года назад +2479

    So crazy to think we all started out so tiny! And look how big and beautiful we got lol

  • @investor816
    @investor816 4 года назад +541

    Imagine looking at your siblings that were never born under a microscope.

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 4 года назад +17

      They r nothing actually

    • @imbored2006
      @imbored2006 4 года назад +43

      @@lazypotato6743 they r organisms

    • @thanos879
      @thanos879 3 года назад +17

      Siblings???

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 3 года назад +6

      @@thanos879 do you really not know?

    • @Eytl
      @Eytl 3 года назад +4

      i mean who needs to be born under a microwcope lol

  • @nicoelgreeko
    @nicoelgreeko 6 лет назад +1889

    We won't ask how you obtained the, **ahem**, sample.

    • @BenBeckers
      @BenBeckers 6 лет назад +229

      On the vid where he checks water, he stated the sperm in this vid is his.

    • @captaincaption
      @captaincaption 6 лет назад +18

      @@BenBeckers Yea, he did say that

    • @JzenCipher
      @JzenCipher 6 лет назад +51

      @@BenBeckers wait he's a guy

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 лет назад +21

      Jarret Ferrer are you assuming his gender 😱 jk

    • @bobojr456
      @bobojr456 5 лет назад +46

      @ShyPastel Prince When a man loves his hand very much...

  • @sosa1331
    @sosa1331 2 года назад +39

    It's crazy how I got whole civilizations chillin in a towel in my closet.

  • @kingdedede8064
    @kingdedede8064 6 лет назад +643

    This is a lot of information to swallow.
    Really blows my mind.

  • @pankajiyer5228
    @pankajiyer5228 5 лет назад +671

    This means we have been racing for female even before taking birth

    • @parthpatel5785
      @parthpatel5785 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well said

    • @noobde_da_channel
      @noobde_da_channel 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha!!!!!!!!

    • @furiousphoenix9784
      @furiousphoenix9784 5 лет назад +10

      BREAKING NEWS
      300 million brothers born from the same father is fighting for a woman!

    • @wtfmario
      @wtfmario 4 года назад +1

      Menimists unite

    • @junaidfarooqui1993
      @junaidfarooqui1993 4 года назад +31

      It also means that women have also been racing for female even before birth!😂😂

  • @Jo_is_fine
    @Jo_is_fine 4 года назад +536

    They look so active and here is me
    "The lazy couch potato"

    • @josephujiadughele6035
      @josephujiadughele6035 4 года назад +13

      You must have been extremely wise to make it out since you are so lazy

    • @An_Aspirant2001
      @An_Aspirant2001 4 года назад +16

      you were definitely be a intelligent one, cause you defeat all of them and left alone as a winner. you're damn good that's why you're here. keep fighting 😉😉😉

    • @Jo_is_fine
      @Jo_is_fine 4 года назад +3

      @@An_Aspirant2001 😦😍

    • @Bunnironi
      @Bunnironi 3 года назад +5

      I seen some sperm chilling and not moving lmao

    • @kamaukamau6233
      @kamaukamau6233 3 года назад +5

      Sluggish,slozy and all that..🤦🙆😅,yet you were faster than a Ferrari on the grandprix at that crucial hour

  • @davidgailinas8979
    @davidgailinas8979 2 года назад +575

    I appreciate the effort put into this video. I'm sure it took a load of work to produce.....😉

  • @mayur4699
    @mayur4699 5 лет назад +1494

    Ahh i remember those old days, it was so fun to play with all my siblings in my dad's sag.

  • @kyrohhh
    @kyrohhh 6 лет назад +558

    To think that I was one of those guys running around and I was the fastest one is EPIC 😎

    • @jhoelious8634
      @jhoelious8634 5 лет назад +22

      That information is kind of wrong, most of these little guys die trying to reach in the middle of the ovum, the last ones are the one that form the Zygote

    • @farhinlaskar9508
      @farhinlaskar9508 5 лет назад +1

      Me too😂😎

    • @shutupidiott
      @shutupidiott 5 лет назад +22

      @@jhoelious8634 Celebrate more bc you survived the massive massacre

    • @missachin5054
      @missachin5054 2 года назад

      Your pfp 😟

    • @ick-625
      @ick-625 2 года назад +6

      Not necessarily the fastest one but the one that went in correct direction and resisted the hostile environment

  • @RealPhoenixRising
    @RealPhoenixRising 5 лет назад +329

    Soooooooo I’m on that weird side of RUclips again lol 😂

  • @rjayyy21
    @rjayyy21 3 года назад +187

    It’s crazy how you can see the dead sperm or the sperm trying to move but stays frozen … so weird but fascinating at the same time 😂😂😂

    • @shahnazbegum400
      @shahnazbegum400 2 года назад

      they are shell shocked

    • @mar35962
      @mar35962 Год назад

      it makes me sad :(

    • @Jayce.Wolf787
      @Jayce.Wolf787 Год назад

      bruh
      🤣

    • @amethyste684
      @amethyste684 Год назад

      @mar don’t be sad some of them might have developed into serial killas 😰

  • @Heimscheisser_man
    @Heimscheisser_man 4 года назад +441

    I’m not the only one who felt guilty after watching this. Be honest guys 😂

    • @Monualdai
      @Monualdai 4 года назад +7

      Same just a little bit

    • @kingdre5495
      @kingdre5495 4 года назад +26

      Lmao.....I have killed alot them

    • @joelsytairo6338
      @joelsytairo6338 4 года назад +9

      I mean we make millions of them every day so there’s plenty of the little creeps to go around

    • @wolfyvenus5733
      @wolfyvenus5733 3 года назад

      How would i feel guilty of anything?

    • @littlea420
      @littlea420 3 года назад +3

      @@wolfyvenus5733 i dont know maybe that were killing hundreds of humans

  • @pouyasheykhghasemi2724
    @pouyasheykhghasemi2724 5 лет назад +135

    Ah yes, the good old days.

  • @Riya-17
    @Riya-17 4 года назад +202

    Clear your misconception : we were neither sperm nor ovum! We were ZYGOTE (which formed by fusion of sperm and ovum )

    • @elyaaskarbelkar4572
      @elyaaskarbelkar4572 2 года назад

      Bro,man was created first,so all mankind started from sperm.get your head straight

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 2 года назад +3

      I thought "we" were the embryo

    • @anaguuuuuuuuuh
      @anaguuuuuuuuuh 2 года назад +39

      @@Redwan777 Zygotes only have one cell & embryos have multiple cells. A zygote is formed when the sperm and egg fertilize and joins into one cell, embryos occur after 8 weeks of fertilization. When the zygote duplicates itself & makes more cells, it becomes an embryo. So technically, we were zygotes first, then the embryo & then the fetus.

    • @armyofarmys8548
      @armyofarmys8548 2 года назад +1

      @@anaguuuuuuuuuh right

    • @AGUSTIN-zc5iu
      @AGUSTIN-zc5iu 2 года назад +22

      Technically, it's half of me, against several million of half of me, to reach my other half on the other side of the deadly sea.

  • @ashleyp6276
    @ashleyp6276 2 года назад +37

    You can see the personality already! One of them was choking another one and I could see which ones would be twins they was holding on together in perfect sync, some of them were chilling and the rest was turning up! Creation is so amazing!

    • @codguy12
      @codguy12 Год назад

      Disgusting

    • @staceygrant7217
      @staceygrant7217 Год назад +3

      I said the same thing! That one lil guy was on a mission!!

  • @williamjebamalaij4861
    @williamjebamalaij4861 5 лет назад +1118

    We are all WINNERS.Because only the winning sperm becomes you and me. So every human is a WINNER.🤴🤴🤴

    • @ubaidurrehman1777
      @ubaidurrehman1777 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @merchantmariner5634
      @merchantmariner5634 5 лет назад +14

      @william Now that's the positive thinking. Thanks for making my day.

    • @EpicMorso
      @EpicMorso 5 лет назад +6

      I'm not, i my game ended as tie since i'm a twin, and younger twin...

    • @naren6
      @naren6 5 лет назад +1

      @@merricc5218 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @tanveerpathaan5308
      @tanveerpathaan5308 5 лет назад

      Brilliant bro

  • @neveedahjafri
    @neveedahjafri 4 года назад +1336

    Wow they are us

  • @Charizzman
    @Charizzman 4 года назад +843

    Once a winner, always a winner.
    To: Every winner reading this!

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 года назад +4

      Winner or not I think you attractive asf.

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 года назад +1

      @@ULTRA_MAGNUS everybody gotta run for runs

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 года назад

      @@ULTRA_MAGNUS what if I'm not?

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 года назад

      @@ULTRA_MAGNUS I did say he's attractive and I'm a girl but I'm not. Who knows you might be more attractive than him.

    • @nikhilm2193
      @nikhilm2193 4 года назад

      Thanks mate

  • @martyallen6931
    @martyallen6931 2 года назад +6

    What did one sperm say to the other?
    "Yo, this is NUTS"
    The end. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

  • @azure9886
    @azure9886 4 года назад +237

    I still remember me and my friend were still sperm. We both talk and play. But when the competition start he push me to win and I feel sad to him. But now my dad gave another chance, he won and became my brother.

    • @Quaporu
      @Quaporu 4 года назад +34

      That's not how it works once the race starts if they lose they all die and reset new kids start the race

    • @piyu9204
      @piyu9204 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @imsecsie1
      @imsecsie1 4 года назад +20

      Im sorry but your friend died

    • @dictatoroblitorator1115
      @dictatoroblitorator1115 4 года назад +13

      but sperms die in 5 days tho

    • @josiealba6844
      @josiealba6844 4 года назад +2

      I feel like whole thing is like we set a match but in the end we die I would like to have my siblings come out alive with me at the same time or maybe just one sperm to eggs instead of we fought each other to survive but did we thinking that we had to fought to survive as sperm? Did we thinking like we did now🤔 that’s make me more wanted to know more how we respond or how we think and/or did we knew that we going have to kills them to survive get to eggs that our mom carry the empty eggs?

  • @Nugtroen
    @Nugtroen 4 года назад +59

    RIP to all my brothers and sisters who didn't make it through the hardest journey... The mind, soul and the body belong to me...

  • @Admiral_Jezza
    @Admiral_Jezza 5 лет назад +230

    We're all sperms that won the race.

  • @Pual8034
    @Pual8034 2 месяца назад +1

    "Sperm freaking out, looking for the egg"
    *epic guitar solo*

  • @brendenirving7463
    @brendenirving7463 5 лет назад +532

    The music in the background sounds like an annoying neighbor playing their guitar while im trying to watch something educational

    • @drew5637
      @drew5637 4 года назад +7

      @toilet paper LMAO you just got REKT by a GAMER Brenden

    • @drew5637
      @drew5637 4 года назад +3

      @toilet paper ew an emoji...the council will decide your fate I suppose

    • @priyankaj.6498
      @priyankaj.6498 4 года назад +2

      @toilet paper 😂😂umm...I loved this background music and I m into Bieber also....

    • @treyyetti7004
      @treyyetti7004 4 года назад +3

      Priyanka J. Alright, but who asked?

    • @priyankaj.6498
      @priyankaj.6498 4 года назад +2

      @@treyyetti7004 who asked u to ask this?

  • @mohanuj421
    @mohanuj421 5 лет назад +224

    Who is coming here to read comments

  • @VadimKudim
    @VadimKudim 6 лет назад +103

    In fact blood and sperm were the first cells to be seen by Levenhuk. The guy used the most available things, I believe.

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 5 лет назад

      What? It said euglina in our textbook

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 5 лет назад

      Ohhh now I remember. The 1st single celled _organism_ observed by him was euglina. oops

    • @VadimKudim
      @VadimKudim 2 года назад

      @@ronald2042 Ouch

    • @tgmtf5963
      @tgmtf5963 2 года назад

      @@ronald2042 wrong, galileo galili

    • @essenceofexcellence1832
      @essenceofexcellence1832 Год назад +2

      bro was like: For science!!! *clap clap clap clap clap*

  • @arda4326
    @arda4326 2 года назад +8

    My man gave up on his children for science.

    • @timber72
      @timber72 2 года назад

      Are you aware that sperm cells are not humans...?

  • @remo371
    @remo371 4 года назад +326

    Are we all going to ignore the fact that someone had to jizz for us to watch this video

  • @xYJayYx
    @xYJayYx 4 года назад +338

    I still remember that day, when I defeated millions and came 1st!!😎

  • @dennisgrammenos1232
    @dennisgrammenos1232 5 лет назад +17

    Sperm cells : You took everything from me
    Me in the bathroom : I don't even know who you are

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 года назад

      A girl I went to high school with, many year's ago, about (20) she is very pretty but don't like ANYONE flirting with her father. One weekend ... RECENTLY, I swallowed at least ELEVEN loads of her father's sperm. She still DOESN'T know. It tasted DELISH, and for TWO day's, I could feel the tingling in my stomach.
      He's married, but his wife REFUSES to suck him off. So I was happy too.

  • @seanlopez1051
    @seanlopez1051 3 года назад +4

    Crazy to think Pol pot and hitler was once a little swimmy

  • @pierrelockett3443
    @pierrelockett3443 4 года назад +54

    I can’t be the only one that just got recommended this

  • @suryapratapsingh4090
    @suryapratapsingh4090 5 лет назад +343

    3:16 its a concert....😂

  • @tasteit525
    @tasteit525 4 года назад +83

    That means we where in competition even before our birth .

    • @shubhraroy8029
      @shubhraroy8029 3 года назад +3

      Competition is a part of our life

    • @doosqamfita
      @doosqamfita 3 года назад +1

      My man you have awake my sleeping worior inside of me

  • @AllegedlyDuke
    @AllegedlyDuke 2 года назад +2

    This really makes you think about the fact that we beat hundreds of millions of other sperm cells, some of which could have cured cancer, been a potential president, just post unfunny jokes in the comment section of a video about sperm cells under a microscope...

  • @neo187420
    @neo187420 6 лет назад +402

    Good. Now boil it and see if any survive to make the perfect Super soldier.

  • @masterofalltrades_
    @masterofalltrades_ 6 лет назад +67

    Sperms are one of the smallest cells in the human body while eggs are one of the largest.

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 5 лет назад +20

      Hold my atom

    • @lfplays6295
      @lfplays6295 5 лет назад +1

      @@a1marine105 LOLL

    • @henrynguyen9528
      @henrynguyen9528 5 лет назад +6

      A1 Marine hold my quarks

    • @TaxingIsThieving
      @TaxingIsThieving 2 года назад

      What is the significance

    • @fuadkhan2571
      @fuadkhan2571 3 месяца назад

      @@TaxingIsThieving Males are indiscriminate and compete for as many females as possible, while females are choosy and pick only the fittest males since her investment in the offspring is way higher.

  • @gyangupta9127
    @gyangupta9127 5 лет назад +330

    Competition is every where, right from the start 😂😂.

  • @GumdroptheFurryYT
    @GumdroptheFurryYT 2 года назад +12

    Okay- in all honesty- it is really cool to watch them under a microscope- to think we all started off that tiny-

    • @frizky._
      @frizky._ Год назад

      why the fuck do you keep writing like this- it's fucking annoying- just end it with a full stop like this.

  • @MyoclonicJerkCough
    @MyoclonicJerkCough 5 лет назад +51

    true or false: every guy who has access to a high powered microscope has done this

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 лет назад +11

      True.

    • @Devvo0z
      @Devvo0z 5 лет назад +2

      False.

    • @keyboardfreedomfighter5734
      @keyboardfreedomfighter5734 4 года назад +4

      Every guy who thought about getting a microscope has thought of this. i surely have, n
      I was also thinking which cell id choose, personally for insemination.

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 года назад

      FALSE! Only PERVERTS LIKE YOU

  • @bigmouthbillybass7
    @bigmouthbillybass7 7 лет назад +84

    Oh my god they look like tadpoles eating something

  • @Gajsu1
    @Gajsu1 6 лет назад +355

    AND YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST A SINGLE ONE THAT WON :O mind blowing

    • @Danielle33384
      @Danielle33384 6 лет назад +22

      Gajsu1 😂 I feel like a winner

    • @SeldomPooper
      @SeldomPooper 5 лет назад +18

      +Gajsu1
      That is absurd. You are a product of both male and female gamete.

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 5 лет назад +7

      It was a Battle Royale against 499,999,999 others.

    • @sanyoritarathore4785
      @sanyoritarathore4785 5 лет назад +2

      It is same as upsc

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 5 лет назад +1

      Me, entering the egg: Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS LOST
      Other sperm: *trying to fight to get in but dying off one by one*

  • @paulgiglio5719
    @paulgiglio5719 2 года назад +4

    This dude is shredding this guitar solo at the end.

  • @raghavkamath
    @raghavkamath 4 года назад +15

    The real question is whose sperm is it?
    **Sci- Inspi: nervous sweating**

  • @brent6130
    @brent6130 5 лет назад +68

    Congratulations man, you're 1 in a million 💪

  • @mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344
    @mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344 5 лет назад +97

    1:28
    *_SwEEt HoME aLaBAMa_*

    • @c0r5e
      @c0r5e 4 года назад +2

      Zaeen Camil gay but not Alabama. Shit joke

    • @CrysisVN
      @CrysisVN 4 года назад +2

      tf are those sperms doing

    • @djnoise5305
      @djnoise5305 4 года назад +4

      Bruh wtf were they doing lmao

    • @adamTwobe
      @adamTwobe 4 года назад +5

      @@c0r5e theyre from the same person so technically alabama

    • @johnr.6023
      @johnr.6023 4 года назад +2

      @Nathan Rodriguez What you got against boomers?

  • @zestyboi-zp5gn
    @zestyboi-zp5gn 2 года назад +11

    It's so weird to think about if I wasn't the first sperm to make it to the egg. I wonder what my twin would look like if another sperm took his place

  • @robp4616
    @robp4616 3 года назад +155

    Guys, whatever you do, don't let your girl see this video.
    She won't swallow anymore.

  • @dramaqueen__princeajh8014
    @dramaqueen__princeajh8014 4 года назад +780

    All I can say is.... GOD is amazing.!!!!! 🥰🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @aleenaa1121
      @aleenaa1121 4 года назад +19

      Amen!!

    • @lizatalks1580
      @lizatalks1580 4 года назад +7

      🙏

    • @xoxojuliana101
      @xoxojuliana101 4 года назад +14

      Yes! Praise the Lord, our Creator ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @dankhill_
      @dankhill_ 4 года назад +51

      when you’re too stupid to know how life works; “WOOOO HALLELUJAH JESUS IS GOOD!!”

    • @cho0ni649
      @cho0ni649 4 года назад +37

      @Beowulf Reborn bruh why do u gotta be so salty everyone has their beliefs if u can’t tolerate others then no one should give a fuck about u either

  • @mihirparmar8319
    @mihirparmar8319 4 года назад +10

    Trust me , you didn't search for this yet we are here

  • @justice7816
    @justice7816 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Sorry Jeremy I gotta borrow samples for a video”
    “Oh no worries! Take the- wait wait no NO!!!”

  • @JAYNIGAM
    @JAYNIGAM 5 лет назад +117

    *"Look there's a camera. It's a prank"*

  • @LastStopsOnTheA
    @LastStopsOnTheA 5 лет назад +94

    Ight so u tellin me someone shot a load into a Petri dish and they zoomed in on it

  • @Xa_El_
    @Xa_El_ 7 лет назад +398

    Ahwww
    1:28 confused dudes

    • @karthikkumard8623
      @karthikkumard8623 6 лет назад +11

      Misael García Velázquez Therecis the Gey 😂😂😂

    • @tgbeam
      @tgbeam 6 лет назад +13

      Or, OR, we're seeing a psychopath violent criminal. Cause the other looks dead lol. And in the same frame we witnessed where an ADHD person gets their start 😂

    • @Jadinandrews
      @Jadinandrews 6 лет назад +1

      Ha.
      Gaaaaaaaaaaay!

    • @AmalDevYT
      @AmalDevYT 5 лет назад +7

      Incest

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 5 лет назад +3

      Misael Cyan Pink you never know, they could be female

  • @iloveyousavannahbut2900
    @iloveyousavannahbut2900 2 года назад

    Cannot believe one of these things grew to be Beyoncé, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Obama, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Oprah, My Parents, My Siblings, Doja Cat, Will Smith, Chris Rock, Gordon Ramsey, Wolfgang Pak, Alicia Keys, Queen Latifah, Priyanka Chopra, Chrissie, Paris Milan, Tyler The Creator, Animé, Chris Pratt, Kelly Rowland, Serena Williams, Brandy, Kenneth Edmonds, Peter Cullen, Princess Diana, Stan Lee, Walt Disney, & Aaliyah.

  • @bug-juice2728
    @bug-juice2728 6 лет назад +428

    I turned myself in . Charge of countless murder.

  • @alphaamoeba
    @alphaamoeba 5 лет назад +9

    Ah remember when you won your first Battle Royale?
    Yes you looked like this

  • @fkfkpig
    @fkfkpig 5 лет назад +29

    It’s hard to imagine that we came from that.

  • @DocMaggie
    @DocMaggie Год назад +1

    Whenever you feel down, remember that at that point you were an absolute winner.

    • @JasmineHemati
      @JasmineHemati Год назад

      Sperm is only half of dna. Technically we were never a sperm.

  • @neo187420
    @neo187420 6 лет назад +156

    What would happen if you put sperm in dirty water? War of single celled organisms?

    • @danklyf4202
      @danklyf4202 6 лет назад +65

      🤔 fuck, that would be bad fucking ass bro. 🤔new form of entertainment?

    • @East212
      @East212 6 лет назад +29

      We need to do this

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 лет назад +4

      Nova Cat it would die, sperm don't live long and can't replicate

    • @microbmicrobov7340
      @microbmicrobov7340 5 лет назад +2

      Sperm don't like water, will quickly die.

    • @ritvikjain4832
      @ritvikjain4832 5 лет назад +5

      Damn again asking u Russian ..?

  • @azure9886
    @azure9886 4 года назад +32

    I remember when a sperm guy push me but instead i flip or slept, i went inside the egg :) thanks buddy

  • @moltenlava1877
    @moltenlava1877 4 года назад +81

    Those poor tadpoles are shivering, Someone give them Blankets.

  • @archishman4073
    @archishman4073 2 года назад +7

    1:27 those guys fighting had me dying XD

  • @masterofalltrades_
    @masterofalltrades_ 6 лет назад +58

    A woman should feel ticklish while watching this.

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 5 лет назад +5

      Nauseously fascinating would be better

    • @h0zumi
      @h0zumi 5 лет назад +3

      no. Unless they're watching porn.

    • @leannr563
      @leannr563 5 лет назад

      I hate that I felt this exact thing in a nauseating way while watching this. They’re creeping outta my tummy for vengeance I guess. *plays a final song before the takeover*

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 5 лет назад +4

      @@leannr563 Guess it's time to abandon sex

  • @CHURCHTUARY
    @CHURCHTUARY 6 лет назад +27

    This almost makes me feel guilty.

  • @bow-bow7083
    @bow-bow7083 4 года назад +211

    Imagine how lucky those millions are.. I was very excited to come to this cruel world 😭that was my first mistake

    • @josephujiadughele6035
      @josephujiadughele6035 4 года назад +7

      They made heaven straight man. You won, but gat to go through trials for spermhood murder. Hope you make it again this final time

    • @shivaratrirudraksha1022
      @shivaratrirudraksha1022 4 года назад

      You would lucky if you friend with gorgeous beauty boy like me 👌

    • @kadarsupermarket9223
      @kadarsupermarket9223 4 года назад +1

      brother you really think out of the box, rest of us all are thinking the other way round...you are a truly unique human being, not from this world like the Albert Einstien, Leonardo di vinci type

    • @bow-bow7083
      @bow-bow7083 4 года назад

      @@kadarsupermarket9223 Tq bro 😻

    • @Jojosiwo
      @Jojosiwo 3 года назад +1

      You sound you are depressed..... Are you ok ..now?😔

  • @Noyammer
    @Noyammer 2 года назад +5

    Me:
    My mind: White tadpole

  • @geezalez
    @geezalez 5 лет назад +76

    1:32 Sperm builds personalities since the beginning of time 🧬 clearly that one clinging to the other is a bully 🤣

    • @Adi_SH_007
      @Adi_SH_007 5 лет назад +18

      He is a gay.😂

    • @devilhari3408
      @devilhari3408 4 года назад

      @@Adi_SH_007 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bhavyabhardwaj6781
      @bhavyabhardwaj6781 4 года назад

      @@devilhari3408 I think that's how conjoined twins are born right ? It looks so sad

  • @kaoanthonco8770
    @kaoanthonco8770 5 лет назад +65

    After seeing this i realize how lucky i am to live in this wonderful world.

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 2 года назад +8

      Not so wonderful nowadays..

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect 2 года назад +3

      Wonderful might be a stretch but its cool

    • @DoormanSoorman
      @DoormanSoorman 2 года назад +1

      @@LetsPlayArcanium wonderful doesn’t have to mean good

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 2 года назад

      @@DoormanSoorman that’s part of its definition though “ extreme good” so uh.

  • @hazamyuncle6784
    @hazamyuncle6784 4 года назад +71

    1:28 that's how I beat the others

  • @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499
    @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499 2 года назад +1

    All those millions of sperms are saying 'you promised me the Bajamas and I got Antarctica

  • @ravigtbkiet
    @ravigtbkiet 5 лет назад +191

    Thats why i respect women she to bear alot of pain due to pregnancy

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 5 лет назад +3

      Yep glad I'm a fella

    • @bethbayaua5330
      @bethbayaua5330 5 лет назад +14

      And I respect you for that

    • @CyberneticPsychedelic
      @CyberneticPsychedelic 5 лет назад +1

      Lol.

    • @raccoon_from_heaven
      @raccoon_from_heaven 4 года назад +21

      Men have bared a lot of pain n made painful sacrifices for the betterment of humankind. Respect men too.

    • @borderingonnothing
      @borderingonnothing 4 года назад +32

      Swaroop Somanna - Here’s the thing though. The commenter never said they didn’t respect men. Why do you have to bring something up that’s irrelevant? It seems like whenever women are praised, men have to _at the same time_ . I’m not saying they don’t deserve praise, but why all the time?

  • @backstabber7232
    @backstabber7232 6 лет назад +14

    And that’s enough internet for one day...

  • @noorshinR
    @noorshinR 4 года назад +85

    Who's remembering their spearmhood durning this COVID 19 times???

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 года назад

      Stfu you black wannabe

    • @manimargielaa
      @manimargielaa 4 года назад +1

      @@livetochange974 bro what?

    • @jesslabrunette
      @jesslabrunette 4 года назад

      How are you supposed to remember when you’re a grown ass men and everyone here is already grown.

    • @hunterheifner1967
      @hunterheifner1967 4 года назад +4

      I'm in my mother's womb right now

    • @noorshinR
      @noorshinR 4 года назад

      @@hunterheifner1967 stay there buddy,It's bad outside.

  • @allennaik4434
    @allennaik4434 11 месяцев назад +2

    i miss my ' n ' chromosomed brothers and sisters, those 2 days were a blast, but then we got drafted out to an unknown land, many died even before getting into the mainland, almost half of them got lost, we were in hundreds of millions,, but only a couple hundred of us were left, we fought mightily the battel was legendary, but every minute every second i saw the last of us perish, but i finally managed to find a way to a safe place, and i swore on the souls of my dead brothers and sisters that i will live on their behalf, i will experience all that they one day could have, and when i finally die, i will go to heaven and share the stories of the mortal world......

  • @aliahsanshahid8212
    @aliahsanshahid8212 4 года назад +36

    No one
    Only RUclips recommending me this while I am studying in a medical college❤️😊

  • @happythepanda9954
    @happythepanda9954 5 лет назад +12

    Man can't believe I was one of those little guys.

  • @khoshekh7419
    @khoshekh7419 6 лет назад +67

    Would swallowing count as cannibalism?

  • @Vin_double_diesel
    @Vin_double_diesel 2 года назад +2

    I was there on that day. It was a warzone, I still remember my fallen brothers that gave their life in order for me to survive and I thank them every day