NOT THE SMARTEST DOGS - Derpy Dogs - LAUGH Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2019
- Celebrate National Puppy Day this weekend with some classic derpy dog fails straight from the FailArmy vault! #ThrowbackThursdays
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I love how Tilly knows her full name means she might be in trouble.
That takes me back to my childhood, everyone called me Debbie, if I was in trouble I got Deborah. Even after all these years I still don’t like my full name, my kids thinks it is funny if they shout it, bastards haha .
My German shepherd's name is usually Penny Lou, but I use her full name (Penelope Louise) when she's in trouble, and her reaction is similar 😂
@@Kissameassa538 is a e
i love how in the 1st clip the women says fail army
4:35 why tell the dog to jump out of the car when he's still attached to the belt?
Because he is an asshole
@@JulianCenturion , jup, he is!
what a dick
Because why not
For Fun.
7:55 Mazi understands the art of war, never turn your back on your enemy while retreating.
The snout just slowly disappearing behind the desk killed me.
My derby yellow Lab, Ginger, took me out playing fetch and I tore all the tendons in my right knee. The next year we were playing soccer and she knocked me down and I broke my arm. Both times she was very helpful and let me lean on her to get up. She’s been gone 4 years at age 13 and I still miss her!
They hold special places in our hearts.
@@E-MAN979 They certainly do. Ginger’s on my coffee table in her nice blue urn. I still talk to my girl. She just doesn’t bark back anymore!
The "Denver" video always gets me. I wasnt laughing at all but as soon as denver came on i was almost in tears from laughing...even tho ive seen it 100 times. Shes just SO sincerely sorry. It's so adorable
I liked how when he said you know the drill Denver was like yeah I know. Damn.
Hes high man, those Cat Nips like weed for cats
Showing the open Party Mix bag I thought he was gonna say "Somebody... had themselves a little party" Denver looked like he was wasted on cat nip to me! 🤣
He is risking turning into a meower if he keeps that up....
9:53
I love it when owners are actually a little angry but their dog's response makes them laugh. My dog used to do that too - I could never stay mad at her. To me, this is a sign of owners who truly love their dog, and it warms my heart.
Does a shit eating smelly diseased ridden mutant thst is thick as crap warm ur heart?!! WTF? Must be a weed smoker!!!! Lol sad zoophiliac mutt nut
10:32 oohhh yeah... guilty as hell! Denver u gotta work on your poker face.
sadly, Denver passed away like 2 years ago. he was big hit on RUclips. title was: Denver the guilty dog. Every time he done something wrong he would just smile. but it's most of the time, its him, just smiling and look away, when gets so excited about something too, like new toys or treat and what not. lol Also sometimes. he would smiles. when his owners comes home and has that Guilt look on his face. but just him being happy his mom and dad are back home, with him.
All these people complaining about their dogs when clearly they're not exercised enough.
8:00 The smartest dog on the planet. slowly backs away out of sight, probs came back later for belly scratch. LMAO
The guilty smiles are the most hilarious things!
Even better when you consider that "smiling" to us is baring your teeth in aggression in most other species. So, it's more a case of "piss off bothering me, human" than "aren't I cute and well loved?" 😂
@@Phil_KaneONite_Wood Eeeeeven better when the person that tries to educate on aggression needs to be educated himself on what a “submission grin” is. 😆 When dogs show their front teeth like that it is a form of showing submission such as looking away or licking their lips.
@@oldageisdumb I see, . . . Then I shall simply take that new knowledge with good grace, and thank you for educating me. I had never heard of a submission grin until now. But hey, always something new to learn, isn't there?
@@Phil_KaneONite_Wood I………expected sass. Wow, nicely done. Respect to you.
@@oldageisdumb yes, I could tell by the opening sentence that you were "expecting" sass. And by that, I mean you were trying to stir some shit, weren't you?😉
And while we're educating each other, being a straight guy from the UK, I don't really do sass. I tend to do disdain and contempt. Think less RuPaul, and more Edmund Blackadder! 😂😂
4:41
The single most adorable package thief of all time.
I’m convinced Denver is a dog with a human brain
"Tilly, Your Squashing The The Baby! Tilly! Matilda!"
Oh Denver, the look of shame on your face!
“You’re in the penalty box!” 😂
I have a derpy hairless dog
Animal shaming is disguisting. The faces they are making are of pure fear, not regret. Animals respond to the owner's behaviors in the current situation. They don't tie it to something they did before.
It's pretty cruel to do to them for entertainment of the masses.
@@bonphone4222 I actually was concerned the avoidance of eye contact, lip licking and pulled back lips from teeth said Denver felt threatened.
@@emmajayne9999 You are absolutely correct. People want to interpret these things as human facial cues and laugh, but for dogs this is the equivalent of crying in terror and begging for one's life.
Denver will forever be my favorite!!
Humans: Breed dogs in a way that they have a limited mobility
Dog: Can't jump over a tiny fance
Humans: "Lol it's sooo derpy"
Did not find this video to be amusing
well it is literally retarded yeah
I know; it’s really sad that we deliberately breed disability and illness into certain breeds. My in-laws bred and showed pugs for years, and so many needed surgery and suffered because of their exaggerated and shortened faces. Many of them needed c-sections just to deliver live pups, and most of them had breathing and dental issues. I so opposed to tail docking, ear cropping, and breeding only for aesthetics. I wish we’d be kinder, but at least my vet practice won’t do any purely cosmetic procedures for any animal, and they won’t declaw cats or debark dogs, either.
Lok u fell lol lemme post that for some veiws real quick then they do that wheezey laugh thing
I agree 100% the dog world has a lot to answer for! 'Oh look isn't he cute sweet little tongue out' idiot thst means the dog cannot breathe!
1:12 the fact that the pug is cross-eyed makes it pure gold
bug-eyed, lol
still funny though
If they're eyes meet in the ceneter it's cross eyes, if they go out to the side it bug eyes dw
Da babeh is being squashed.
I ❤️ when the innocent dogs just sit there during questioning like they are ready for a treat and the guilty dog is trying so hard to look sorry. So funny! ☺️
haha yes sthis is so funny happens!
when*
1:50 same time next week? Yeah, see ya later Tinkerbell! What did you call me?
“nothing nothing.”
Sadie took me out. 🤣 How can someone be mad at her!? Her parents couldn't keep it together. 🤣 Even when calling her a "bad girl" sounded like baby talk. 🤣🥰
I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face or be mad
Really good dog parents lol - mine gets a very aggressive “spanking” (light tapping on the bum) for her bullshit she causes haha. Can’t blame them at all, they’re just being dogs. She actually loves the spankings haha
That smile 🤣🤣🤣
2:35 Im pretty sure he is one piece of bacon away from a heart attack.
It always makes me sad seeing fat dogs :(
Poor guy.
No dogs like him are naturally like that
@@sugarrollz3524 Its curious that the fat or flab is concentrated on his shoulders though
@@kennethsatria6607 kinda yea
@@sugarrollz3524 No, they are not. Its just seen as the norm.
1:07 was so cute! Especially when the big dog gets up and the small dog is like glued to her head 😍😄
6:17 THAT TAIL. He looks so proud that he is stuck in that 😍😍
Denver is the guiltiest dog in the world! XD
3:07 when you want to get in on the conversation
3:12 And that face clearly shows that’s exactly what her inentions are.
Dogs aren't bad, they are bored and looking for attention. My dogs do funny stuff like this sometimes and make me laugh. Love my 2 girls and they keep me on my toes.
Whoever edited this video has a massive thing for Bulldogs!
And pugs
They are just stupid
The ugliest life forms on this planet
7:32 The "My dog ate my homework" excuse 50 years later . . .
When Tilly looked up, I diiiieeeed 😂
So glad they put English subtitles in over the people speaking English so that English speakers can understand it.
Ikr.
These are videos about dogs who give a fuck
Like they do on any American show when British regional accents are used.
Rob it’s about time they did
maybe its for deaf people idk
"That was very bold" is such an irish thing to say lol
Denver had me dying!
🤣💀😭💀💀he's like I wanted to try cat foods
Once upon a time, when FailArmy was actually amusing, I miss those days!
Yup
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
My neighbors have, like, 5 dogs or something. The other day, all of them got stuck in the 200 foot tall pine tree they have, halfway up. They had to call the fire department to get them down…
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
4:42 damn porch pirates
Aww poor Denver :p thought he was going to cry!
11:13 almost killed me 😂🤣
0:35 That poor dog has been seriously overfed
Well I think the sweater makes him look more chubby. I blame his cute short legs
It does bug me how many people overfeed and/or under exercise their dogs, especially when they do it because they think its cute and make up kinds of cutesy names like "he's a heckin great chonker" and crap like that. I see some people talking about how cute their cat is when its about 2 or 3 times its healthy weight.
@@arthas640 agreed, forget the fact the doggie is unhappy, unable to move properly, likely to get arthritis etc...as long as owner can post funny photos 😠
Usually these types of owners are the type of people to let the dog lick them directly in the mouth after the dog eats a fresh pile of dog poop and licks it's own balls because "dogs mouths are cleaner than humans"
Corgis can't jump
3:49 it’s the tail’s fault !! Haha
He probably hurt his tail landing on it like that that's why he was trying to lick it....and the owners don't give a shit
11:13 GOT MEEEE🤣🤣🤣 his face says it all !!
1:45 YOU WANNA GO huh?! come at me! *gate opens* anyways I thought I heard my owner calling me.
denver is so dissapointed in himself lol
Today marks three years since I had to say goodbye to my bestest buddy, my Georgia Peach. She was such a good girl, but she definitely could have appeared on this video!
Dogs are the masters of "seemed like a good idea at the time"
Pugs are adorable af
1:43
When u arguing in the internet and then u meet this person irl
2:07 That's what you get for locking the dog in the bathroom. 😂😂😂
IKR like why not have a kennel🤣
@@payableondeath9091 😄👍
Dogs will always be mans best friend.
6:43 that was a good laugh when the REAL culprit Casey was standing there like a looser with the kleenex box over the face.
A looser what
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I only saw all of those clips like 3 times on this channel.
Slacker... hardcore "fans" have seen them ten times...
Pup
Re: 9:10, "Well Mom, you know I wouldn't do anything like that, I just woke up and seen all this."
"Get a husky they said" you only have one. They're highly social and pack oriented dogs.
@4:42 - I did a paper route in my teens and one house kept complaining that I didn't deliver their paper. I knew I was delivering it, but they kept complaining. One morning I had to stop and fix my bike right after I delivered that paper. Next door neighbor's dog came right over, grabbed the paper, and put it on his own porch. I laughed so hard!!
A tired dog is a good dog. Make sure your dog gets enough exercise everyday and they will be much better when they are alone. Dogs are much easier to train after they have been exercised as well.
Denver your guilty as hell! 😂
I would die for every single one of these good puppers and doggos
I feel bad for you
@@daewoolanos4609 yeah i’m not proud of this either
@@williammcmath1585 it's crazy how people are losing their minds for dogs
@@Chris-cr9ru i was just being honest
@@daewoolanos4609 in fairness i posted this when my only real internet exposure was millennial memes and youtube so i can only be held mostly accountable.
12:12 had me thinking it was over.
Anyone else? Lmfao
did I just mute the video?
My sense of humor is different i dont think animals getting hurt is funny some were funny but others (cringe)
1:20 they are like "actually, we're in love" LOL
Some of these weren't derpy dogs, a lot were just ones that got into the trash.
The other ones though -- those were hilarious. 😆
0:41 This is exactly how I would expect a pug owner to laugh. Snorts and all. I'm positive that this is a case where the dog looks exactly like the owner...
It’s always some genetic abomination that sounds like they can’t breathe
this just poped in my recommendations and seeing that dog unrolling the toilet paper felt like burning money
ps this is during the quarantine
The second dog was injured falling from the tree😢
just a little banged up
I don’t think they were. They got right back up.
He was surprised but not injured or else they would not show it.
I just wanna hug Denver...
I love derpy dogs.
I never laugh so much of my life except for when the dog motorcycle exhaust.
0:31 ya havin a bit of trouble there *takes deep breath* CHONKY
0:47 THAT IS A CAT TRAPPED IN A DOG'S BODY
15:30 just broke me
Sadie at 6:51 looks and SMILES like my wife's and my first dog Shippo we had before we were married! I've never seen another dog that reminded us of her so much. We both just about started crying on the spot!
Poor Denver, he feels so bad.
0:31 - It's like me watching somebody at work try and do something over and over and over while stifling laughter and hiding my smile.
4:42 cutest porch pirate ever! 😆
20:31; you thought were you going to do push ups today, didn't you, human?
Am I the only one that feels half the "mess" clips are fabricated?
yes
If you owned a dog you'd know better ^^
Ummm dogs really do this 😂
Ownership failures and most of the videos are cut down by the compilation hosts due to the time constraints.
I'm fully aware dogs are capable of f****** s*** up. I'm saying a lot of these mess clips look staged. Guess you all believe EVERYTHING you see on the internet.
Some of these dogs are lucky they weren't actually injured.
Dogs and cats never cease to amaze me
6:50 o my goodness thAt dOg is sMiLiNg and it's sO friggen cute!
Edit: O my gosh and Denver lol
6:55 Smiling dogs are the BEST !!!
@O.G Autistler no. i am one
00:44 - That monstrous snort!
13:52
Oh hey its a beached whale we need to save it.
Sadie knows what she did and she is proud! Lol
Dogs are the best! I love the guilty smiles hehe
13:32 «Excuse me... What are you doing?» Why am I laughing so damn hard
Ohhhhh, the humanity, Denver is SO SORRY!!!
Best way to keep your dog from tearing up your stuff.WALK THEM! Daily!
It sometimes suprising how durable animals are.
7:29 OMG THAT LOOK!!!! I'M WEAK IDC WHAT U DID I FORGIVE YOUUUU
Dogs are so amazing! They are really godsent! Beautiful creatures!
Denver was crying!!!! What a hood boi, he just needed his snackies
1:35 - Oh ... My ... GOD!
0:36 Why is that corgi wearing grandma's dress.
It’s more like a Moo Moo for him!! Cause he’s a sever chubster!! 😂🤣
“I see you rocking but you can’t come in..” 🎶 😂🤣🥲😅
5:10 your dogs a window licker
Some of these pups are absolute units.
There has never been a more guilty face than on Denver.
lol
now thats a lot of pugs
misbreeds
The way dogs smile when they feel guilty is so human haha
4:15 Idk looks like the dog outsmarted the man there.
13:44 killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Damn just when I've seen my favorite scene another and another one pops up. They are all just too funny.
I can confirm that Huskys will chew everything you own 🤣
It's so funny when dogs confuse the direction of smiles to happiness.