David Pecker Used Tabloid To Help Trump, McConnell Reads Karen McDougal Data Sheet
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- Опубликовано: 23 апр 2024
- David Pecker reveals his tabloid history with married bachelor Donald Trump detailing his involvement with the Trump campaign. Tommy Campbell gets into the take aways from the former National Enquirer publisher's bombshell testimony. Tommy's Mitch McConnell returns to hilariously discuss the hush-money case and introduce Karen McDougal's 1997 playmate data sheet for Trump's defense. #topicalcomedy #politicalsatire #politicalcomedy Subscribe / @tommycampbell
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Bob & Ally
TOMMY!!!!!!
Funny as always
❤looking forward to the laughs
Totally loving all the Pecker jokes in the comments. Tommy fans are the best. Is there a way to collect the "Pecker" comments and run as a crawl on a future episode perhaps? Anyway, everybody take the time to read all the comments to see the "Pecker" jokes.
I don't think I'm ever going to get tired of hearing the headline "Pecker screws Trump".
I am with you 🤣
Thanks for that. Got quite a chuckle.
Me either😂
😂😂😂😂
I'd say 4 p*ssys and a Pecker! ✌️💙🌞 from Montana
Trump is stuck in Court all day
Kinda like having to go to work.
Yeah, a first for him 🤣
If he's too tired to sit in court, how in the world is he gonna be able to preside over the country again?
But Trump needs his sunlight, says Fixed News. 🥺😭😏😅😅
@@lifesbutastumble Preside….Again. When? It certainly explains all the executive time he had through the day.
The big bloat was snoozing.
@@lifesbutastumblesalient point!
I CANT WAIT FOR ALINA HABBA'S PERJURY TRIAL
🙌🏻
But will she be able to cut celery?
And her "educational" biography, movie,, libretto and direction by Stormy D
@@Inugamiz😂😂😂😂 - or avocado! Obviously not carrots as she bought pre-chopped packs of carrots 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Pecker screws trump is my new favorite headline. Keep preaching to the blunt skulls, Tommy.
Yeah that's tops 🤣
The only thing worse than having the last name Pecker would be to have the first name Dick.😂😂😂😂
He stiffed him alright 🤣
@@tommycampbelljust the tip
Favorite quote of the day, or maybe even a few weeks. Hear ye, Hear ye, Pecker screws Trump! 😂
Trump says every legal scholar such As Ronald McDonald, Rosanne Bar, Tucker Carlson, FOX and many more great legal scholars say There is no crime!
This is hilarious. He does keep quoting fox commentators 🤣
😆
What about that stack of “every news article” about himself?? He thumbed through the pile about 33 times. Doesn’t that mean he’s right?
He’s such a doofus.
Fox viewers who don’t follow his faux truth social is the only broadiining of his voting base he can hope will join the cult.
@@vitolast5199 My favorite thing about that pile is how many reporters apparently use the same stock photo of Trump on their articles. ...unless Trump's just printed copies of the same one over and over but he'd never do something like that, would he? 🤣🤣🤣
@@UTubeHandlesSuck sounds underhanded, obviously desperate, and even narcissistic …definitely not something Trump would do. 😆
He rides around the golf course in a cart ALL DAMN DAY !!!!! He’s even so lazy he drives ONTO THE GREENS !!!!!
Lazier than a snail on sleeping meds. Take care!
Bob & Ally 🧦 🧦
If he's too tired to sit in court, how in the world is he gonna be able to preside over the country again?
Yup, fitness is not a priority for that lump.
lol exactly ☝️
The man never worked a day in his life. This is the closest thing to a job he has ever had.
1:22 Only exercise Jesse Watters has ever gotten was letting the air out his interns tires.
OOh this is great. Sad but true, the man is menace. 🛞
Jesse Waters is the worst. He’s repellent in every way. He’ll probably be the GOP candidate in the near future. 🤮
Imagine that: the guy who basically coined the phrase "fake news", engaged in creating fake news.
For years!
Routinely
I guess one could say he is a pecker head.
At the end of the day Stormy could be the most expensive 2 strokes of Donald life 😂
2 strokes 🤣🍄
I sometimes wonder if trump ever wishes he never became president 😂
@@lifesbutastumbleI know we do.
45 is now the 2pumpchump...
He may have 3 putted at the Stormy Country Club.
Tommy, your impression of Mitch is hilarious and spot on!!
Thank you very much Brad!
Yeah, it's remarkable!! What's the McChao about though ?
@@chamonix2602 He joined names with his wife.
"pecker offers his services?"..Tommy your hilarious in so many subtle ways😂😂😂
Thank you kindly
"...but Trump is worried about Pecker leaking. It all starts with a little drip, then you have real trouble."
"McConnell" sounds like he's speaking from experience.
😄😄
Can I get a bump? 🐢
😂😂
Pecker takes the stand, to testify he was Trumps eyes & ears, to squash negative stories, while also making up false news on others. Classic first witness reveal start. For the defence. I await to see what happens next. 🤣😂😂🤣
Cheers Tommy, you got Mitch perfect. 👍🏻
Thanks Jeanie. This all really started with a bang. Big love to you!
@@tommycampbell A little bang, not very long, I heard. Puff & it was all over.
💖💖☮🖖🏻
What's the difference between trump, and the Titanic?
One is an unrepairable vessel that was sunk by hubris, incompetence, and when it went down, it took everything attached to it.
The other is an ocean liner.
MAGA
Make Alcatraz Great Again
Capone’s old cell is waiting on the Trump, alias “stinky”
🙌🏻
@@tommycampbell the orange turd is so easy to make fun of and looks like it will even get better in time lol
Pecker was a big guy, a strong guy - and he had tears streaming down his face when he said "SIR can you PLEASE stop farting in the courtroom!!!" 🤣 🤣🤣
Anthony 😂 🔥
Poor Mr Pecker had a deflated appearance after that encounter
Awesome Mitch McConnell impression. The impressions, the comedy and the production is so well done. Great video, Tommy!!
Thank you Jay!!!!!
"The married bachelor"?
Is that like....."I'm not married. My wife is."
Ha!
Always so pleasant to have Glitch McChow Mein giving his take on the events. 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you so much for inviting him over. Hope he doesn't struggle too much taking the stairs to your basement.
Another great show, Sir! 🍻
Thanks Carlos. He was great but seemed tired from researching that 1997 issue.
@carloslaroux4369 Hello Carlos, how’s one of our absolute favorites in this community doing today? “Glitch McChow Mein.” You are such a riot! Another extremely funny comment by you. We hope our friend has a wonderful day!
🤗 🤗
Bob & Ally
@@bobs6503 Hello Bob! Hello Ally! 😄
I'm doing great, thank you! It' Tommyday! 🥳
You have a great one too! 🤗🤗
Enjoying your take on the glitchster.@@carloslaroux4369
@carloslaroux4369. Hi Carlos! You’re welcome and good to hear.
😊 😊
You are right about Tommyday.
🤗 🤗
Thanks for the Mitch bit Tommy. Thanks for the laughs during this insane time in our country.❤❤
My pleasure Donna. Always here to mock the right wing nutters. Thanks for tuning in and saying hi. You help make this show happen.
His Mitch McConnell is priceless. Can I get a bump?❤❤❤
@@user-kl5jn4ew4p👊
"Rawdogging an eclipse" I almost couldn't make it past that! 🤣
Ha, thank you. 😎
Yeah that was comedy gold. 😂
@@tommycampbellhe should have had some protection. If he roasts his retinas again we might have a blind toddler who can't be distracted by his picture book.❤
Goin' at it like Mammals
Breaking: Pecker offloads on Trump straight to his face in court
Ya'll are the best. 🤣
Bruh.....
It made a splash😂
Then Hankey saves the day.
@@TooSlowTube😂 It’s like reading a slim novel here ~
His supporters wanted to protest, but they all had to be taken to the hospital, because of the rancid fumes and the terrible odor around the courthouse.
Ha! 👃🏻 🏥
Did Rudy Tooty let one out around the courthouse?
I wonder if Peckerhead has ever been DP’d? Peckerhead, David Pecker, DP. Nothing? ( crickets chirping) ( someone clearing their throat) Man. Hard crowd.
It sounds like to me Jesse Wadders is volunteering to take Donny for daily walks? I can see it now: "Donnnnyyyy Walkeees! Who's a stinky boy? You are!"
Ha! 🤣
I don’t wanna walk! Where is my golf cart?
No golf cart here Donnie. This is the psychiatric ward of a prison. You have to walk! It’s good for you! And You have to wear your big boy pants!
“Whaaaaaaaaaa”
😂
Pecker sags in courtroom. Who did it best?
Love it 🤣
Good morning everyone from Phuket again. Love waking up to see Tommy's show has landed❤ Glad I'll get to catch the Sun morning show before flying back to Aus.
Super jealous of your trip. Hope paradise has been grand to you 🇹🇭
@@tommycampbell so lucky☺️ Have met some non-crazy Americans here. Having a WONDERFUL time😁
@@fionamackie3357see not everyone wears red hats and weird makeup!
@@janicebunch7599 absolutely!!! I doubt MAGAts even have passports. They don't believe in the rest of the world 🤣
Cheering me up in Phuket also! Good place to bury my head! (22 years so far) but Tommy contributes to ones sanity.
Three of the seven dwarfs are on the way to prison…Sleepy, Dopey, and Grumpy…..all in one decrepit orange vessel. Doc is treating the others for asphyxia after mining his golden turds. The sketch artist has complained that it's costing her a fortune in orange pencils!
We loved seeing Glitch again! 💧💧 That bit was comedy gold! What a show!
Bob & Ally. 🧦 🧦
Two more! Don't forget Sleazy and Sneaky, they are in there, too!
@richardhouvener6423 We love your comment! 🤣 🤣
Bob & Ally
I am grateful to have you two comedy fans loving my take on things. Mitch was good fun today, wasn't easy for him to track down the december 1997 issue. 🤣
@tommycampbell It must’ve been so much fun putting that together. Glitch is a man of means so finding rare publications is no problem. 🤪 🤪
Bob & Ally
LOL! 😂
I heard that Lumpy wasn't doing too good either. He's had his head stuck up the decrepit orange vessel for years and he's been sinking along since. 🚽🪠
Another humpday filled with hilarity !! 😂 Thanks Tommy !! Can I get a bump?🤓
Here you go fella. 🔑 🐢 Please spread the good word. 😄
The Don Lemon show had the headline *Trump Trial: Pecker Problem*
😂
I was being extra careful here. I would have enjoyed to do something like that lol But trust me, there are some gems in here.
‘…..we called those, schools, sweetheart…’.
I had to pause for a laughing fit.
Ha ha awesome
Trump could easily get out of trouble and make his problems all go away by praying to his own bible. After all, Trump can do no wrong- he's said so himself. Praise the fearless leader.
He does wave his hands around when he speaks trying to make everyone believe what he just said. Just like the Madagascar penguins waving their flippers while saying, "You didn't see anything."
Thanks for making the news something to look forward to! lol
You help make it happen!
Thank you Tommy. Strange times.
Very! 🤣
This was an excellent episode Tommy. The Glitch McConnell segment was subtle but hilarious. I also like it when you get a bit serious toward the end and point out the peril we’re all in that millions of Americans seem oblivious to. Thank you.
Point made!
Thanks so much. I am grateful to have such a smart and fun audience here. 😄 Together we can stop the stupid.
👏👏👏yesssss! Mitch is back😂"can i get a bump"😂
Here you go friend 🔑 🐢
Sweet!! The earliest I've ever been to the party 🥳
Yes you are! Great to see you back!
I am laughing so hard, I’m crying.😂
Laughter is good for you. I love reading this!
What’s the difference between Matt Gaetz and a pimple ?
A pimple won’t pay you before it comes on your face.
Jesse Waters thinks Trump needs to "get some action".
Isn't that how this whole thing started?
Ha! Good one Jon!
Good one 😂🤣😂
😂😂😂! Thanks Tommy, and double thnx for the clear take on the details.
I do my best to entertain and inform 😄
“We call them schools” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Took five takes to get that beauty out 🤣
Tommy speaks the true true.
So does Mitt. Finally.
I do my best Robert. Thanks for watching!
50+ years ago my mother subscribed to the national inquirer. I used to love to read it but I knew that 97% of it was just garbage and trash. To think, I could’ve been reading the Bible instead lol! 😊🇺🇸💙💙💙🇺🇸
Trump was worried about "Pecker leaking". 😂😂 That is so wrong but yet so funny at the same time. 👍👍
I'm with you 🤣
It happens to everyone when you get old.
Absolutely the Most Entertaining Show of All Times!!!Please keep up the great work!!
Huge thanks Henry. You have been a top supporter for a long time and I am grateful.
If Pecker were a lawyer in a firm with attorneys Pudd and Wang, the receptionist would have to answer the phone: Pecker, Pudd, and Wang.
Pecker and Peters, Attorneys at Law, good morning how can we help you.
Almost like Dewey Cheatham and Howe
Mitch explains Pecker leaking,
That was FUNNY 😂
Thank you Chris the 🧱 man.
You must bring Mitch back regularly.
He's usually on the show once a week or so. Tune in often and you'll see. 😄 Here is his appearance last week. ruclips.net/video/kpDAlgQSrdE/видео.html
Jessie is such an old church lady clutching his fake Pearl necklace!
Thanks for the laughs😅
I suspect he/she is a lady
Well I guess Jesse Watersport said one truthful thing in his diatribe, "Trump needs exercise". Thanks for another great show Tommy!
So true Alex. A first for Jesse.
Hilarious as usual, my favorite comedian! Thanks for brightening my day again Tommy! Cynthia
This comment brightened mine. Thank you, Cynthia.
The McConnell segment is the funniest you have done.
I have good fun bringing McChao on the show. Glad you loved it. Help this one man show out and share with a friend.
Hi from a couple of Montreal seniors. Thank you for it all. Enjoyable and informative
YES!! Ça fait plaisir de voir du beau monde de Montréal! ❤
Love that you enjoyed this. Had an amazing time at Theatre St-Denis last year. Such a lovely city! 🙌🏻
🫶🏻
@@tommycampbell eh ... maybe next time. Stay safe .
That was a great Mitch McConnell !
Congratulations to comedian Tommy Campbell for successfully putting the words Pecker and heads in the same sentence without utterly losing his mind with laughter.
Hey, it's about time someone did it.
Karen McDougal said Trump was handsome, amazing what money can do for one's looks. lol
Daddy issues🤫
Diaper change in courtroom seven!
Eric, get the turd tongs.
@@tommycampbell When will Ivanka have the pleasure. Eric should, whatever (what is Eric's pronoun? Numpty?), whatever upped and told 'Kaka to clean up daddy.
Trump NEVER WALKS on the golf course. He uses a cart.
Yup! So fit!
best MCCHAO ever, MITCHES!!!
Thanks fella. 🐢
Hoebert has lots of experience with handling DNA that's for sure!! 🤣
Speaking of stories I’m sure the one about Cruz with a side piece might be there!
Very handy lady.
He eats big macs at lunch everyday in court
So healthy!
@@tommycampbell I like one and some fries once a while....he eats makyDs daily 😂
The ridiculous glossy magazines at the supermarkets in the Aussie Colony nearly always have Royal stories !!!
Just sad, untidy but hilarious too.
I don't see them anywhere since I'm usually at the self checkout 🤣
😂😂 "Peckers leaking"
McChao strikes again.
Thanks for including ur outtakes, I think it shows ur integrity since ur willing to admit that you make mistakes too. That's the difference between democrats and republicans, we dems can admit our mistakes and don't have to come up with ridiculous lies and embellished stories to cover it all up. Ur honesty is refreshing to see on a social media site, my friend! Looking forward to ur next video.
😎👍
Hey, thank you very much, Stevie. Really appreciate this comment!
He didn't fart in court. That was his butt snoring! 🤣
Good one Steve 🤣
@@tommycampbell I've been trying to figure out Melania's necklace she's trying to sell. At first I thought it was a shamrock or cloverleaf, but didn't look right. Then I thought it looked like 3 trucknuts, but that made no sense for a Mothers Day gift. Just saw it again and I think it's 3 hearts. One heart for the wife, one for the husband, and one for the porn star the husband disappointed!
@@stevepriest2763so it is a three way necklace. Does it come with her slogan I don't care do you?
Good afternoon, Tommy!
Good to see you back Ron!
@@tommycampbell Good to be back, Tommy!
HI best subscribers on RUclips I am here to listen to TOMMY blasts the latest in stupid and more!! I know his Mitch McConnel bit will kill and I am only here to LAUGH. OK TOMMY let the funnies roll!!!
Ha, thanks so much Philster. I sure went through the ringer to make this one. Had a camera problem follow by some sort of hard drive error. Had to reshoot, edit on a different computer. If I had any hair to pull out I would have done so!
LMAO Mitch says that " the GOP IS willing to send Lauren Boebert to collect some samples" OMG trump worried that "pecker will be leaking" YOU ROCK TOMMY!!!
@@tommycampbell AND after all that crap you would say something HILARIOUS. See you soon, mate!!!
I knew as soon as I heard Mitch McChao that I would be getting a bump 😂 Thanks Tommy 😊
Awesome. 🐢 🔑
A trumpet set himself on fire. Idk that his supporters want to see that again
Thanks Tommy, the fifth time was the charm!
It was painful but I finished this Pecker piece.
Pecker pieces are pretty painful.
A Pecker going against a Mushroom. It is not too hard.
Oh my 🤣
I'd bet dollars to big macs there's a room full of stories on traitor Trumps!✌️💙🌞 from Montana
Did Pecker "rise" to the occasion and did his testimony "stand up" in court or was it an anti-climax.
OH MY!!! 🤣
Funny stuff!
Thank you. Visit often please. 😄
No can do, Jesse, he ain't leash broken...
The Mitch McChao segment got me in stitches. 😂
Good stuff fella 🐢
Your analysis is AMAZINGLY ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!
Thank you 😄
Another great show Tommy, yeah, "Well, that's just what I heard" is infuriating.
She was so confident in it and you know I was the tenth person she'd told that day. Thanks for being great Gary.
Just bought a mug. I could not resist Number C. Thank you so much for putting that on a mug! I'm laughing just typing this. So funny!
You are tops Heather. Thank you!
Maybe if he didn't commit crimes then he wouldn't be in the court. Look at all the other 80 year old's walking around in the sun, those are the ones that haven't committed crimes.
Exaaaactly ☀️
David Pecker - the joke just writes itself ...
Good fun
Snores, Farts, and a Guy Named Pecker will be a book or movie written about this whole ordeal.
100%
It's all sharts, no farts, in tRump town
WITH BLOOD
Here's a bump for Mitch! ❤
Thank you ma'am. 🔑
"it all started with Pecker leaking" and a drip😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love you Tommy!
Love you too GM!
😂😂😂😂😂 yes l have my popcorn and wine!😂😂😂😂😂
‘He needs sunlight…’. He doesn’t. He needs his own little sealed oxygen tent, keep the smell in & keep rest of the court safe from the rancid, rank diaper Don mess 🤢👍🏼🇬🇧🇺🇸
Your Mitch McChao impersonation is pfantashtic!❤
Thank you Michael! 🤣
Finest ever Mitch!!! Holy fuck, that was too real.
Tucks me in at night
"A Matt Gaetz dating profile"
That's good satire there.
Thanks x
The McChao hunk was champion. Well done1
TSSO. Thank you Tommy.
That is the rule!
Boeburt collecting samples. 🤣👏🏼
You know it!
Tommy Campbell, you're the best.
I do my best here Ron. Thanks for being so kind!
To be fair those pigeons across the street from the courthouse look rather sketchy in a conspiratorial sort of way.
Thanks, TC ...
You're welcome and thank you Neil
Been looking forward to this since Saturday! Thanks for another awesome show and sorry about the computer problems! Glad it all got sorted so we could enjoy your Wednesday update!
Hey thanks so much. Yes it was quite the headache. I had to rebuild a source library in final cut pro and I'm just waiting for that one to go so sideways Lindell style lol