[Space Station 13] Employing Critical Theory with Joey Petunia (Revolution)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

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  • @MelbertSS13
    @MelbertSS13  3 года назад +72

    Wow, 3000 subscribers? You spoil me so. If I knew it was this close I would've maybe prepared something special.

    • @The_Mister_E
      @The_Mister_E 3 года назад

      can we have a dongle episode

    • @changeling5984
      @changeling5984 3 года назад

      What the hell was in that fire nade you used in brig?

  • @IAmTheChronos
    @IAmTheChronos 3 года назад +159

    I spent so long reviving The HoS and giving him a new identity but it was all for naught as he ran around science with an egun

    • @youruncle2
      @youruncle2 3 года назад +10

      i did the same but as a lawyer cause he fucking recited wgw

    • @BAGELMENSK
      @BAGELMENSK 2 года назад +4

      You're the kind of legend that makes living on the station worthwhile.

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage 2 года назад +1

      what's your profile picture from?

    • @IAmTheChronos
      @IAmTheChronos 2 года назад +1

      @@AttacMage My vtuber avatar on twitch

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage 2 года назад +1

      @@IAmTheChronos ah, rad!

  • @GameNinja13
    @GameNinja13 3 года назад +30

    What an exceptionally brutal end.
    Not an army, No heads, no commanders or troops, no witnesses.
    But two men, fighting in the dark.

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 3 года назад +4

      You are not a space station 13 player if that never happened to you.

  • @Waffleman3609
    @Waffleman3609 3 года назад +144

    The CE's attempt to make a rad fortress was a good idea, but it kills invaders too slowly to be useful. And in the end, he met his ironic death by falling to the very crystal he used for defense.

  • @cazuccmuss
    @cazuccmuss 3 года назад +120

    holy shit the HoS was a genius. but perhaps hiding as another role would have been better for a weaker head like the CMO not security

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 3 года назад +36

      He should have removed his sec record

    • @gege0298
      @gege0298 3 года назад +13

      or used genetics to get someone else's identity

    • @streamsofconsciousness8519
      @streamsofconsciousness8519 3 года назад +16

      Yeah the mindshield is a dead giveaway to Revs to kill

    • @IAmTheChronos
      @IAmTheChronos 3 года назад +5

      @@gege0298 That was my plan after reviving him, but I walked into genetics to check first and everyone in the room was a rev so I told him it was a no-go

  • @sucymanbavaran3001
    @sucymanbavaran3001 3 года назад +98

    Something about the line "Can you hear the people sing?" makes me want to start a revolution, well done joey!

  • @farisfaikar_r
    @farisfaikar_r 3 года назад +73

    I like how HoS was like, "fuck this job, I wanna be a scientist". But forgot he has mindshield

  • @Zlonk7
    @Zlonk7 3 года назад +29

    You know its quality when its a Melbert video

  • @FiveTiger
    @FiveTiger 3 года назад +31

    Disco elysium soundtrack is excellent taste, although in that game the revolution has failed

  • @lemonbot4906
    @lemonbot4906 3 года назад +55

    I love and hate rev rounds.
    It's fun to the grey tide as a rev and you get to roleplay a bit but it fucking sucks if you are the only head on the station with no security vs pretty much everyone else on the station.
    And it's now boring to have one on TG since even if one of the two sides win it will not end the round so you either end up having a bloody green shift or a grey tiding round.

    • @chickendude1695
      @chickendude1695 3 года назад +8

      Doesn't help that secs only option is to attack anyone without a mindshield because revs blend in so well

    • @GrinchAxel
      @GrinchAxel 3 года назад +12

      I would like to raise a counter-point.
      If you are dead during a revolution, there is no greater entertainment to be had in watching the LAST head of staff continually survive as the station and revolutionary forces burn and die around them.
      Ask about the story of Larry Johnson vs the world. You will not be disappointed.

    • @Raiden777ify
      @Raiden777ify 3 года назад

      @@GrinchAxel Okay. Mr GrinchAxel, I would like to ask about the story of Larry Johnson vs the World.

    • @valoriumhonorium6061
      @valoriumhonorium6061 3 года назад

      @@GrinchAxel That was yesterday, right? I was the HoP in that round. Wild stuff.

    • @GrinchAxel
      @GrinchAxel 3 года назад +9

      @@Raiden777ify Short version? scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/154334. Dynamic revolution on Metastation with the new reworked science and security departments.
      not so short version? Larry johnson, sole survivng staff member, bounced from cargo to medbay maintenance then all the way up to the execution chamber and then BACK DOWN TO ARRIVALS THROUGH CARGO with the remaining revolutionaries (basically everyone) trying to pin down and kill him for well over fifteen minutes of sheer guerilla fighting, until, at long last, he finally died.
      And of course, since it was dynamic mode the game would spawn additional threats throughout the round. So a space ninja bombed botany/science. Revheads converted the engineering team and damage to the station utterly screwed up the air in the central ring. And that was before a swarmer beacon spawned and the little bastards immediately ate the ore silo. So as the revtide killed the quarter master and larry johnson's last few allies in the bay, the station was gradually turning into a worthless and inhospitable scrapheap that would not be worth possessing even if the revolutionary forces managed to kill the head of security.
      Which they didn't. For well over 15 minutes of hard brutality, gunfights and sheer will Larry johnson fought the revolutionaries all over the place and survived in an utterly hostile space station packed with crazed fanatics that were once ordinary people. He didn't stay in one place, he was an elusive and careful man, having finally kicked his morphine addiction thanks to a colleague and a literal gateway to hell that granted wishes in exchange for plushies.
      But still, he fought and he survived. The revolutionaries cornered him in the QM's office at the start of his rampage with a ripley MK2 and he beat it back three times with his ion carbine. When the rev'd EXO-pilot charged him with their powertools after the EXO was destroyed, he hid in the trashcan and jumped them, losing a baton in the ensuing scuffle before running away and evading the very upset revheads who screeched over comms about him heading to medbay maintenance.
      ...Which is probably why he got into a gunfight in the prisoner transference chamber with a trapped mime and a subverted former officer, both of which had him in a pincer. He won and re-mindshielded her, only for her to immediately die in maint between the gulag shuttle and the vault.
      He blasted his way through the six or so revolutionaries between cargo and arrivals, recharging weapons as best he could as he went. He somehow found a crazed research direction turned revolutationary and mindshielded them as well. There would be no other reinforcements, all the communication consoles had been smashed and the docked shuttle would not leave until the unionzation efforts were quelled.
      Suffice to say that when central command sent him a syringe containing methamphetamine, he was not amused. Drug habits are serious business and only the dead would find this hilarious.
      But alas, all good things must come to an end. Long range station sensors detected an organic energy flux. And not just one. There were two. A white space dragon and a dark purple one. The white one busied themselves with their own portal. The purple one, however, beelined for larry.
      They met each other at the curators library. The dragon breathed fire and set Larry aflame, who simply left and then doused himself with the nearest extingusher before continuing to run. Sccessfully, from a beast bigger, faster and more dangerous than he was.
      larry evaded the dragon for another few minutes, continuing to simply Not Die to revolutionaries. Not Die to an endless tide of space carp. Not Die to the swarmers until, at last, the dragon came across him in arrivals maintenance ... And the welder tank larry was standing next to. Point blank explosion was an awful way to go and some words were exchanged before Larry johnson died.
      The death squad was activated, given the nuke code and sent in to "finish this". Nanotrasen being nanotrasen, the official summary for most hostile enemy action reports on their space stations is usually between 1 to 3 pages long.
      larry Johnson vs the world? five pages.

  • @imaginos2278
    @imaginos2278 3 года назад +16

    Nice rev vid. Crazy to see how well you do on both sides, be as command or as headrev!

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 3 года назад +8

    Rhetoric: employed
    Station structure: subverted
    Yup, it's rev time

  • @rafetizer
    @rafetizer 3 года назад +6

    It's hilarious how Reah Lexa keeps pleading with Joey like she's his mum trying to get him to stop being so uncouth in front of company.

  • @toddoverholt4556
    @toddoverholt4556 3 года назад +18

    Had a rev round on Fulp the other day that turned into a hulktide with only the HoS left alive and somehow...
    THE REVS LOST.
    One of the leaders died to a singularity I think and then the other one died to the remaining non-rev crew

  • @Exexsis
    @Exexsis 3 года назад +4

    The music do be a real good banger and match.

  • @alexm5327
    @alexm5327 3 года назад +4

    Почему ютуб прислал мне оповещение только что? Ролик день назад вышел!

  • @slimjimmy5737
    @slimjimmy5737 3 года назад +10

    Always insane how robust you are. What server do you normally play on?

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  3 года назад +2

      /tg/Station manuel is my go-to server

  • @janefkrbtt
    @janefkrbtt 2 года назад

    good music this ep. opened with a true hardcore classic

  • @poobutt2
    @poobutt2 3 года назад +4

    You’re surprised you got 3,000 subscribers? You keep using disco elysium music like that, I’d surprised if it’s not at 1,000,000 by the end of the year.

  • @CanadasElite
    @CanadasElite 3 года назад +2

    You left that guy in the bridge lmao

  • @Strikingeight
    @Strikingeight 3 года назад +1

    SKIBADEE SKIBADANGER, I AM THE REARRANGER

  • @teddletodd
    @teddletodd 3 года назад +2

    Hardcore to the Mega!

  • @Atomsmasher-jf1cc
    @Atomsmasher-jf1cc 3 года назад

    Disco Elysium music? My Man!

  • @johnb00
    @johnb00 3 года назад

    Sick les miserables reference bro

  • @lemonbot4906
    @lemonbot4906 3 года назад +2

    You can watch Russ's point of view on his stream, which is in this link. www.twitch.tv/videos/869232002?t=01h13m41s

    • @Moros311
      @Moros311 3 года назад +1

      Oh man the Captain spoke WAAAY too soon with that announcement at round start

  • @VVivec
    @VVivec 3 года назад +1

    Pog

  • @fidiupo1156
    @fidiupo1156 3 года назад +1

    Wake up samurai, we have a company to burn.

  • @shoefoot4252
    @shoefoot4252 3 года назад

    Really good vid

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 3 года назад +1

    Which server is this?

  • @yennyrus4798
    @yennyrus4798 2 года назад +1

    This brings me way back to 2016 yogstation.
    EDIT: You hit people with multiple syringes and they lived? Come on. You know you can do better than that.

  • @theteaemperor
    @theteaemperor 3 года назад

    It might be a dumb question but what is this server? I am russian so usually I play on russian servers. But this one caught my attention. I like how it looks.

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 3 года назад

    VIVA LA REVOLUTION

  • @mrchangcooler
    @mrchangcooler 3 года назад

    What server is this on? I haven't seen old box medbay in a while.

    • @thebamboozler2428
      @thebamboozler2428 3 года назад

      its Russ Station, but its only ever heavily populated during the weekends

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 3 года назад

      Mostly when Russ streams.

  • @cenni1887
    @cenni1887 3 года назад

    what was in the syringes and grenade?

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  3 года назад +3

      syringes were just 15u fentanyl - I slapped it together in a minute they could've been much stronger if I spent more time preparing
      the foam nade was just classic hellfoam though I messed up some of the ratios

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  3 года назад +7

      @JEDYN CHASTINE Fentanyl knocks out like chloral hydrate but takes longer, while also dealing toxins and brain damage. It's non-lethal but I use it because the brain damage can cause traumas like paralysis or blindness in the middle of combat which is funny.

    • @purpleninja102
      @purpleninja102 3 года назад +11

      @@MelbertSS13 Using chems because they are simply funnier is always the best reason to use chems.

  • @00Discourse00
    @00Discourse00 2 года назад

    LOL, Le Mis.

  • @crazyroses123
    @crazyroses123 3 года назад

    Why didnt you fill the syringes with poison before the action?You know filling your bullet casing with projectile during a combat is kinda stupid

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  3 года назад +3

      I didn't plan on using the fentanyl but the situation just kinda popped up so I had to make do

  • @singulo4806
    @singulo4806 3 года назад

    Sec borgs still exists?

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 3 года назад

      on some hellholes

    • @singulo4806
      @singulo4806 3 года назад +1

      @@adamdobry5517 I really hate them. literal validhunt incarnate pieces of shits that don't know how to follow asimov because "potential future harm"

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 3 года назад

      @@singulo4806 see, thats what happens when you give borgs non lethal weapons. Shame they arent immunue to the one item thats everywhere on the goddamn station

    • @democrack113
      @democrack113 3 года назад

      @@singulo4806 As a person who plays Security i would love them, just so i can enforce the law even harder.

  • @legalillegaldoc3427
    @legalillegaldoc3427 2 года назад

    Is this tg?

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  2 года назад

      This was actually recorded on Russmoney's server but bear in mind it's a year old.

  • @TheEmaxya
    @TheEmaxya 2 года назад +1

    lol flash reva is the most stupid thing in this game

  • @crumblyguy1834
    @crumblyguy1834 3 года назад

    Gave yourself cancer for the cause 👍

  • @diegoseba12
    @diegoseba12 3 года назад

    worst game mode along with dynamic