#LM Gta online logic: from being a a petty thief to being the absolute most fearing and unstoppable warlord that saved the world from a fallout and then to a pizza delivery guy
#LM Low level: Demands high cut Also low level: Can’t hack, dies constantly, too slow, alerts the guards, whines through the whole heist, and dies at the end
0:38 Ho that one, yea I didn't know neither, but it seems like the planes explode a while after touching land, there are some options, you can jump out on the water or on the air and parachute to the next plain, whatever you do, don't land near the other planes.
#LM GTAO Player: Hey R*, give us a discount on one of those good a** weapon vehicle please. R*: OK, your wish has been granted. Take this Western Annihilator. It's forty percent off even though no one ever uses it.
5:09 You must deliver Sessanta's car. It's a bug, BUT - when you do this, exotic export cars will stop spawning on all your sessions. And you never deliver one, until someone at R* manually enable this feature again on your account. I play on PC.
#LM Rockstar in 2013: Well thought out updates plus tons of new content that costs less than 100k Rockstar Now: Best I can do is half a car for 10 million the other half is coming in the Summer
#LM This logic is amazingly weird. From being a robber,criminal,that makes dreadful heists and massive war crimes to a pizza delivery guy on minimun payment. (am back)
#LM Me checking the weekly update Hey R* what you got for bonuses this week R*: double on races and triple on taxi work Me:ight imma head out see you next week
#LM Rockstar: Am I forgetting something… I swear I’m forgetting something.. Meh, whatever it is im sure its not important PC players: why don’t we have any of the fun stuff? Console players: We dont make the rules
#LM R* ok im run out idea ideas for new DLC? Dev1: fight against the epsilonists with Michael Dev2: back the pimp side missions Dev3: pizza this.... R* dev3 yoy got a rise!!!
#LM Other half of playing gta online: I hate this awful game everything is so expensive and bad Second half: i love the money coming from everywhere i love this fantastic game
I hate the dodo. How should you land it the right way? You can land on water, but you can't activate the rollers. You can engage the rollers before landing on water, but if you touch water, gears disengage. And landing on beaches with gear out will not work, caused by the space of some beaches.
You either slow down before touching the sand below in the water or see if there’s enough lane to use the wheels. After that, go into the water. #goodluck
How did he flip the helicopter upside down 😂
4:11- lets goo
6:30 that other car fell from the SKY😂
2:00
Oh its me 😂
0:48 flying bike with rockets in exchange for that shitbox? What a deal (definitely not get yo car back)
3:36 and once again Homelander saved the Day!!😂
#LM
Gta5 Cops reacting you speeding: He must be in a rush.
Gta5 Cops reacting you taking a picture with them: Im about to end this man's whole career.
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Gta online logic: from being a a petty thief to being the absolute most fearing and unstoppable warlord that saved the world from a fallout and then to a pizza delivery guy
#LM
Low level: Demands high cut
Also low level: Can’t hack, dies constantly, too slow, alerts the guards, whines through the whole heist, and dies at the end
#LM
Rockstar when godmode glitch: “I sleep”
Rockstar when legit money making method that they created: *”REAL SHIT”*
#LM
R * be like:
WE fix the telescope glitch and other fun glitches Because it's dangerous
also R*:godmode glitches never heard him before.
2:40 bro be playing rocket league
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Lester: Please player! Can we rob the casino again?! I need more money!
Player: Not now Lester, it's pizza time.
0:38 Ho that one, yea I didn't know neither, but it seems like the planes explode a while after touching land, there are some options, you can jump out on the water or on the air and parachute to the next plain, whatever you do, don't land near the other planes.
#LM
R*: Nerfs Cayo
Me: Lester, here I come
#LM
GTAO Player: Hey R*, give us a discount on one of those good a** weapon vehicle please.
R*: OK, your wish has been granted. Take this Western Annihilator. It's forty percent off even though no one ever uses it.
#LM 2017: let save the world :2020 let rob an island :2024 let deliver pizzas
Like where TF did that car come from at 6:30. I swear Rockstars not even hiding it anymore.
5:09 You must deliver Sessanta's car. It's a bug, BUT - when you do this, exotic export cars will stop spawning on all your sessions. And you never deliver one, until someone at R* manually enable this feature again on your account. I play on PC.
I think in gta 6 pizza delivery will be just buyable bussines and it will be managed by LJT and u will drop off pizza from 6 slow bikes in 30 mins
Where that cliff diving spot at on the map? 3:58
#LM
Rockstar in 2013: Well thought out updates plus tons of new content that costs less than 100k
Rockstar Now: Best I can do is half a car for 10 million the other half is coming in the Summer
#LM
Delivery to a man in Australia
1:08
'Let those intrusive thoughts out'
No Russian
#LM
This logic is amazingly weird.
From being a robber,criminal,that makes dreadful heists and massive war crimes to a pizza delivery guy on minimun payment.
(am back)
#LM
Me checking the weekly update
Hey R* what you got for bonuses this week
R*: double on races and triple on taxi work
Me:ight imma head out see you next week
I dont mess with anyone doing the Pizza or Tow Truck jobs... its just bad sportsmanship. Now if they shoot at ME... then its game on.
#LM
Rockstar: Am I forgetting something… I swear I’m forgetting something.. Meh, whatever it is im sure its not important
PC players: why don’t we have any of the fun stuff?
Console players: We dont make the rules
#LM
R* ok im run out idea ideas for new DLC?
Dev1: fight against the epsilonists with Michael
Dev2: back the pimp side missions
Dev3: pizza this....
R* dev3 yoy got a rise!!!
#LM
Other half of playing gta online: I hate this awful game everything is so expensive and bad
Second half: i love the money coming from everywhere i love this fantastic game
Wrong type of cougar to pick up.
It's millions to one!
Let the intrusive thoughts out: "remember, no russian"
It's funny how people enjoy shooting NPCs in GTA, but still get bad memories over the "On Russian" mission in Call of Duty.
@@automation7295 🤷♂️
#LM rockstar when their drunk *adds in a useless feature and wipes players data*
3:52 first time I see this waterfall where is it?
Two Hoots Falls. There’s a Totem Pole there.
How can people not know or remember where the waterfall is is beyond me.
Why u switching zo fast on pictures ,i cant even read half u switch to something else
3:34 intrusive thoughts? i think you mean no russian
Only on Mondays. #blyat
Moded color Code 2:30
I hate the dodo. How should you land it the right way?
You can land on water, but you can't activate the rollers. You can engage the rollers before landing on water, but if you touch water, gears disengage. And landing on beaches with gear out will not work, caused by the space of some beaches.
You either slow down before touching the sand below in the water or see if there’s enough lane to use the wheels. After that, go into the water.
#goodluck
4:05 The Karin Rebel is a 1985 Toyota Hilux. Not that shitbox.
It's funny how people call everything for shitbox.
@@automation7295 Ok, it's a cat litterbox then.