Of what I heard about the LotR movies, Gandalf spent nearly a decade (was it 17 years?) in the city (the one built in a mountain that is just a mile away from Mordor) just researching what the ring Frodo had tried to give him.
What to say during the LOTR marathon...? 1. Call Gandalf Dumbledore repeatedly. 2. Predict every plot twist or outcome, then complain how predictable the movie is. 3. Reference "Mr.Anderson..." every time Hugo Weaving appears on screen as Elrond. 4. Take pee breaks at the most climactic moment of the movies.
24:14 "sesquipeddalophobia" is only the short version of the fear of long words. The full length word for fear of long words is actually... "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
I would dress as the Grim Reaper, stand in a corner, and constantly look at my watch the entire time, as if I'm waiting for the end of the service so I can take the body
The school fundraiser thing at 19:00 wasn’t something my schools did exactly. We had rewards for raising money for charities and other ways our schools raised money. Fundraisers like the one shown in that video were things clubs, music classes, and sports teams did. We had discount cards for football, fruit snacks and other fundraisers for orchestra, candy bars and cookie bags for band, and the Gertrude Hawk fundraiser boxes for pretty much everything else.
Complicated answer: The Fellowship was trying to limit their contact with powerful beings, that’s why they stayed away from most leaders and wizards. The Ring corrupts powerful minds more easily, that’s why a Hobbit had to carry it.
30:20 the big difference i think is that other places almost never say "June 4, 2013" in that order, but rather "4th June 2013" and that's where the confusion comes from.
@EmKay: "Why can't there just be one roundabout, why do you need FIVE?" Me who lives in that area: " honestly i have been driven through that roundabout for most of my life and looking at it from above just makes me more nervous to drive there when i can, also just don't ask why, i have been asking that for years and have never gotten an answer."
18:15 "This was never a thing in Australia!" Bull. I live in Queensland. I did it. ALL THREE of my brothers, IN DIFFERENT SCHOOLS, DIFFERENT YEARS did it!
The mention of Tom Bombadil brings me joy. The scenes at his house are my favorite part of the book, and I’m glad that he _is_ a playable character in _LEGO Lord of the Rings._
31:59 Well at least she was honest, rather than rage about her boyfriend thinking of other women he'd sleep with if he had the chance. Polycules aren't as uncommon today, so, yeah, again. Props for honesty
@@lemon-limecreek his were random stars he's never going to get a chance with or probably ever meet, Hers were either people local to the area or his literal family member.
21:20. I use ketchup for steak, pork chops, tenderloins, burgers, chicken, fried shrimp. However I don’t put it on each I dip my sandwich or different meat in the ketchup. The only things I don’t use ketchup on is pulled pork or ribs that have barbecue sauce already on it. I don’t add more.
I'll one up you on the Grim Reaper one. Do what you just said...except in an Elderly Home! They all know they're near death, they just have no idea When.
School educating us on only the most American things, like learning how to be a hunbot (oh, sorry, I meant a "work from home entrepreneur") and how to build a downline (oops, meant to say a "client base")
19:00 Hearing Nic talk about his school fundraisers makes me realize how blessed I was in school since I got to go to I think McDonalds in a Limousine in elementary school because of how much shit I sold for a fundraiser.. among other things.
the dating system doesnt make sense though. Why would you ever need to know the month first? if there are many dates to be kept track off, then it just makes it annoying. Unless its something computer related, it makes sense to point out the day of the month first
Because we don't verbally say "the first of June." We say "June first." Which is the more economical way to say it. To me at least, the other way just sounds more posh and cunty. It is using more words just to sound more important
19:12 Damn straight schools always be doing this in America, never had to deal with this in high school though probably because we were smarter and I would sue claiming Child ladour.
On the school subject you mentioned, my school didn't even offer a prize. They would have us sell chocolate bars and expected all students to participate. If we didn't, then we weren't allowed to participate for high school graduation. It's insane what schools can get away with.
22:03 dress as a grim reaper, go upto the casket and stary crying and saying "Im sorry, it wasnt meant to be you, it was meant to be Deborah" the name wt the end can change to who ever you want to put in there. then you immediately look at that person, stare for a few seconds, then quietly walk out the front door.
The only thing kids in my classes ever got from those crappy school fundraisers was pencils and erasers. Thus, no one at my school ever did any fund raising aside from like one or two random kids.
A prize for the highest seller at my middle school was a trip to Friendly’s in a limo along with being in the newspaper I’m proud to say I won and it was awesome
I remember doing a Boston butt sale in kindergarten and ended up winning a XBOX 360! I remember everyone thing I got in trouble and I came back happy af and rubbing it in 🤣🤣🤣
21:13 as a Chiefs fan Nate,, I was just thinking before this Patrick Mahomes would put that on everything and then, as you said that I was like he’s not wrong but foul
If a restaurant want me to pay to for admission but slaps that on the bill after i've been seated... ordered AND eaten? fuck that noise. And fuck the idea of paying a restaurant for the privilege to enter it first and foremost. And gratuity ON the bill? hell no, that's something you 'tip' on top of it because of good service. It's illegal here in denmark at least, as far as I know, to do screwy shit like that because a business is required to upfront tell me what things cost, so adding bullcrap covercharges and 'we already added your tip to the value' charges is both immoral and if it isn't already, SHOULD BE illegal.
M&Ms, Skittles and Reeses Pieces mixed together would be amazing. There's chocolate covered cherries. You can dip apples in peanut butter. I don't see a problem. That's not r/FoundSatan. That's r/FoundGod. 😎
plus there's a easy way to differentiate between m&m's and skittles skittles are easier to squish as long as you can apply a decent bit of preasure which is not even that much(not to squish them fully but to deform the shell a bit) can't talk about reeces but they're probbly the weakest from what i remember but just mixing them with the m&m's won't really matter
@@matthewelliott7294 I actually have mixed those two years ago for what reason is lost in time but I remember they were weird enough to never try again but they weren’t disgusting some middle ground of on the scale of weird and weirdly disgusting
13:45 is this dude taking about Klaes Ashford's Belter version of The Ballad of Cpt Kidd? Because if so, good fucking luck if no one can find the damn lyrics...
If you see 01/28. You know the 28th is the Date and not the Month. There is no 28th month We only have 12 months. Or technically we should just have 10 until Julius and August.
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The three of them look like an Animorphs cover with Nic as the midway point of Micah turning into Nate. 😂
Omg, now I can't unsee it...
Goddammit this shit shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did😭😂
r/rareinsults
Of what I heard about the LotR movies, Gandalf spent nearly a decade (was it 17 years?) in the city (the one built in a mountain that is just a mile away from Mordor) just researching what the ring Frodo had tried to give him.
Well that's was unwise of gandalf lol
That pause as Nate figures out the keyboard thing is beautiful
3:40 starts here
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What to say during the LOTR marathon...?
1. Call Gandalf Dumbledore repeatedly.
2. Predict every plot twist or outcome, then complain how predictable the movie is.
3. Reference "Mr.Anderson..." every time Hugo Weaving appears on screen as Elrond.
4. Take pee breaks at the most climactic moment of the movies.
Also point and shout "OMG it's a groot!" any time you see an Ent
i actually did also find this one funny XD just a harmless thing
Or call the Fell Beasts dragons.
tell them the ending of each movie.
24:14
"sesquipeddalophobia" is only the short version of the fear of long words.
The full length word for fear of long words is actually...
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
I would dress as the Grim Reaper, stand in a corner, and constantly look at my watch the entire time, as if I'm waiting for the end of the service so I can take the body
The school fundraiser thing at 19:00 wasn’t something my schools did exactly. We had rewards for raising money for charities and other ways our schools raised money. Fundraisers like the one shown in that video were things clubs, music classes, and sports teams did. We had discount cards for football, fruit snacks and other fundraisers for orchestra, candy bars and cookie bags for band, and the Gertrude Hawk fundraiser boxes for pretty much everything else.
Wind them up by calling it More Doors.
14:23 the song was Mr. Sandman, Man me a Sand
"Why don't they just take the eagles into Mordor?" is a very valid question since it's never explained in the movies.
Simple answer. You think Sauron wouldn't have prepared for flying intruders?
@@warbacca1017 eazy, the goblins had abti airial missiles
Complicated answer: The Fellowship was trying to limit their contact with powerful beings, that’s why they stayed away from most leaders and wizards. The Ring corrupts powerful minds more easily, that’s why a Hobbit had to carry it.
@@warbacca1017 very true
Why didn't they just tie the one ring that made a character lose muscular function to a rat and carry the rat? (Never seen lotr)
30:20 the big difference i think is that other places almost never say "June 4, 2013" in that order, but rather "4th June 2013" and that's where the confusion comes from.
@EmKay: "Why can't there just be one roundabout, why do you need FIVE?"
Me who lives in that area: " honestly i have been driven through that roundabout for most of my life and looking at it from above just makes me more nervous to drive there when i can, also just don't ask why, i have been asking that for years and have never gotten an answer."
“Some may call me a monster, but others call me a nomster”
15:35 the song was "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
29:43 america moment (only the USA and parts of Canada use that date alignment)
18:15 "This was never a thing in Australia!"
Bull. I live in Queensland. I did it. ALL THREE of my brothers, IN DIFFERENT SCHOOLS, DIFFERENT YEARS did it!
24:15 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Even more torture for those who fear long words 😃
The mention of Tom Bombadil brings me joy. The scenes at his house are my favorite part of the book, and I’m glad that he _is_ a playable character in _LEGO Lord of the Rings._
I love the giant text walls. There are some real gems in those.
3:43
Þanks, Caleb!
Thanks Caleb the Calebman!
14:20 Isn't the Punchline to the Karaoke Joke "Living La Vida Loca?" which is Ricky Martin Living La Viva Loca?
31:59 Well at least she was honest, rather than rage about her boyfriend thinking of other women he'd sleep with if he had the chance.
Polycules aren't as uncommon today, so, yeah, again. Props for honesty
Thank you! I’m glad someone else said something. So her husband isn’t for the streets but she is?
@@lemon-limecreek his were random stars he's never going to get a chance with or probably ever meet, Hers were either people local to the area or his literal family member.
did they not get? "livin la vida loca" is the song
I’ll do the La Vida Loca song too, but to made it more crazy, i’ll sing both the spanish and english versions
21:20. I use ketchup for steak, pork chops, tenderloins, burgers, chicken, fried shrimp. However I don’t put it on each I dip my sandwich or different meat in the ketchup. The only things I don’t use ketchup on is pulled pork or ribs that have barbecue sauce already on it. I don’t add more.
two words: “hot dog”
@@emeraldfinder5 I don’t eat hot dogs, but I do eat brats and dip them as well.
you must be stopped
@@JackA066 You Can't Stop What Is Unstoppable!
I'll one up you on the Grim Reaper one.
Do what you just said...except in an Elderly Home!
They all know they're near death, they just have no idea When.
37:08 Pupper is getting full of The Word and can't get enough it.
Why wouldn't I listen to evanescence on repeat? They're amazing, and the lead singer has an angelic voice
I wouldn't exactly call evanescence an easy-listening band.
@@matthewmac5787 WAKE ME UP!?
School educating us on only the most American things, like learning how to be a hunbot (oh, sorry, I meant a "work from home entrepreneur") and how to build a downline (oops, meant to say a "client base")
Slay, girlboss!
if I ever to that Canadian restaurant I'm bringing a sign that say "this place secretly adds a 15$ cover charge so you don't notice.
19:00 Hearing Nic talk about his school fundraisers makes me realize how blessed I was in school since I got to go to I think McDonalds in a Limousine in elementary school because of how much shit I sold for a fundraiser.. among other things.
the dating system doesnt make sense though. Why would you ever need to know the month first? if there are many dates to be kept track off, then it just makes it annoying. Unless its something computer related, it makes sense to point out the day of the month first
**nods in European**
Because we don't verbally say "the first of June." We say "June first." Which is the more economical way to say it. To me at least, the other way just sounds more posh and cunty. It is using more words just to sound more important
As an american i agree
Reeses Pieces are the superior one. Even M&Ms couldn't get it right when they tried peanut butter filling
Incorrect, Reeses Pieces are the devils spawn and are awful compared to M&Ms and Skittles
Fourth wish: make USBs flip around after every unsuccessful attempt to plug them in.
19:12 Damn straight schools always be doing this in America, never had to deal with this in high school though probably because we were smarter and I would sue claiming Child ladour.
13:40 TLDR: I mess with people via karaoke
On the school subject you mentioned, my school didn't even offer a prize. They would have us sell chocolate bars and expected all students to participate. If we didn't, then we weren't allowed to participate for high school graduation. It's insane what schools can get away with.
22:03 dress as a grim reaper, go upto the casket and stary crying and saying "Im sorry, it wasnt meant to be you, it was meant to be Deborah"
the name wt the end can change to who ever you want to put in there.
then you immediately look at that person, stare for a few seconds, then quietly walk out the front door.
"you get points deducted from your grade for not being able to read my mind"
M&Ms, Skittles, and Reeces Pieces... I'd still eat it. Doesn't sound all that bad to me
The only thing kids in my classes ever got from those crappy school fundraisers was pencils and erasers. Thus, no one at my school ever did any fund raising aside from like one or two random kids.
27:55 - My hero. Love to see it.
A prize for the highest seller at my middle school was a trip to Friendly’s in a limo along with being in the newspaper I’m proud to say I won and it was awesome
Da Ricky Martin reference in that long hilarious plan went over Da Renegades my derp
Holy shit on a shingle! When did Nick cut his damn hair?! He looks so damn different
4:32. I thought the wrong thing was that the W in wrong is capital?
I remember doing a Boston butt sale in kindergarten and ended up winning a XBOX 360! I remember everyone thing I got in trouble and I came back happy af and rubbing it in 🤣🤣🤣
21:13 as a Chiefs fan Nate,, I was just thinking before this Patrick Mahomes would put that on everything and then, as you said that I was like he’s not wrong but foul
for the funeral one I would dress up as the undertaker and have his theme play in the middle of the services.
If a restaurant want me to pay to for admission but slaps that on the bill after i've been seated... ordered AND eaten? fuck that noise. And fuck the idea of paying a restaurant for the privilege to enter it first and foremost.
And gratuity ON the bill? hell no, that's something you 'tip' on top of it because of good service.
It's illegal here in denmark at least, as far as I know, to do screwy shit like that because a business is required to upfront tell me what things cost, so adding bullcrap covercharges and 'we already added your tip to the value' charges is both immoral and if it isn't already, SHOULD BE illegal.
Here's what the partner could say during the LotR marathon...
"Rings of Power was better."
>everyone disliked that
I'd write 'Till death do you part' under the ring... not you are not free.
10:10 I have access to a vending machine, I want to try this, but instead I fill the vending machine and make everything free for that day only
10:34 No, just put blue fruit loops in the cookies because no one likes the blue fruit loops.
tell the guy you've seen return of the king 20 times and it just dawned on you gollum's a hobbit.
M&Ms, Skittles and Reeses Pieces mixed together would be amazing.
There's chocolate covered cherries. You can dip apples in peanut butter. I don't see a problem.
That's not r/FoundSatan. That's r/FoundGod. 😎
plus there's a easy way to differentiate between m&m's and skittles
skittles are easier to squish as long as you can apply a decent bit of preasure which is not even that much(not to squish them fully but to deform the shell a bit) can't talk about reeces but they're probbly the weakest from what i remember but just mixing them with the m&m's won't really matter
Unless the original Skittles were replaced with Sour Skittles, then you REALLY have r/foundsatan.
@@matthewelliott7294 sour apples and peanut butter. 😎
@@matthewelliott7294 I actually have mixed those two years ago for what reason is lost in time but I remember they were weird enough to never try again but they weren’t disgusting some middle ground of on the scale of weird and weirdly disgusting
@@CrazyGamebino true but what about someone who doesn't like anything sour at all?
2:58 *HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE, NICK.*
24:12 that's not even the full word, the full word is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Which, ironically, is also the longest word in the english dictionary.
@@eviljbrian I thought that honor belonged to Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
18:05 fundraiser or child labor?
7:54 YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
“I don’t get this shit cause why the fuck would you mix Peanut Butter M&M’s and Skittles”
19:34 a catholic priest
Because orcs would shoot down the eagles also don’t forget about the Fell beasts.
So this is what J.R.R martin did before game of Thrones.
I would have ketchup in Meatloaf personally. Pretty dang good.
My reply to the LOTR" why is gandalf not at hogwarts?"
Jesus is here on the hunt for Satan? Smart
15:40 But they did reveal what song it is... like right before you said this. I agree the post was overly long and unfunny though.
Wait, you guys got rewards for school money gathering stuff?
The funeral one is a good one
13:45 is this dude taking about Klaes Ashford's Belter version of The Ballad of Cpt Kidd? Because if so, good fucking luck if no one can find the damn lyrics...
for the record the m is also wrong cus its lowercase and the rest of the letters in that image are uppercase
15:31 sir this is a wendy's
If you see 01/28. You know the 28th is the Date and not the Month. There is no 28th month We only have 12 months. Or technically we should just have 10 until Julius and August.
8:37
I got one: so you want to get Foot Fetish?
Why in the FUCK does this have to exist in the fucking real world 🌎🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍❤❤❤❤❤
37:09 I thought he said baby's and panicked
What is that outro music? Doom maybe?
I will never understand how Americans can love anything peanut butter flavour 🤮
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5:09 Clever girl
Putting the month first makes more sense!
That’s the kinda car my 18 year old brother has but it’s grey
The Thumbnail is for April 1st
Yes
16:05
Go to 20:51 to 21:25 (nothing. I'll be just buying it for Pikachu)
"Sam wise is the real hero here" its the truth... Sorry
Pan burger
Derp
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