Deku: you are my property~! Me: when did this happen?? Deku: You can’t lie to me! Me:........ yes I can Deku: *laughs insane* Me: ok! *slams desk* Who have deku crack!! *looks at Dabi* I know it was you!!
i tried to do the next part of that dabi: o0o. hOw dArE yOu bLaMe iT oN *mE* me: -~-. really? I ain't stoopid dabi me: all right all right. you got me.
@@lovelyysu Ah. Hello there fellow Wattpad friend. Glad to see we have found each other again. Somehow we always seem to -slip- right back to each other.
*Waits for him to stop ranting and then sits him down* Listener-chan: "Ok I need you to listen; I don't know what you're talking about- and you need to get an eye appointment because that wasn't Bakugo at the door, that was a Jehovah's Witness."
Him: I know you're lying of what you've been doing behind my back Me:agggg fine All I did was ask him for some chicken nuggets! Bro chill I was hungry, I was literally tied to a chair for days! Him: I'll make you pay! Me:are you seriously jealous over chicken nuggets?!
@@kiwiexist5024 Me:aggg the only reason I got caught was because I was STILL IN THE CHAIR! And you were fangirling over the league of villains and left your keys on the floor!
Not gonna lie, you actually scared me a couple times, and the sounds of the nail clipper were making me feel very unnerved. I *loved* it! Keep up the good work Morphy!~
Also, when he said "maybe I'll take off one of your nails" I got serious flashbacks to the time I had a nail ripped out. YOU DON'T SCARE ME! (you adorable evil broccoli you)
Me: why am I here I just wanna be with todo gosh deku u couldn’t wait till Friday!? Deku: Your mind your mind your my property. Me: I told u I have other mans, plus I don’t see your on me!?
Me: * Sees Title * Villan Deku: * Exists * Me: OWO Were In Danger By the way I’m sorry to bother or ask but can u maybe do Villan Kachan or Villan Shoto Pllllzzzz that would be really Nice UwU
Before seeing the video Me : deku is a good boy how villainous can he possibly be ? He didn't even know what hoe meant in a previous video .... *video starts deku laughs like a maniac* Also me : well...I may be wrong... 🤣Good job Morphy
Me: *sees villain deku* Also me: oh h e 🏒🏒 im in dAnGeR *weird chuckle* Edit- Deku: "you cant hid things from me!" Me: "YeS i CaN" Edit 2: *deku clipping my nail* *me being a nervous person who bites her nail* Also me: Deku, my evil broccoli bean, do you want me to have nails-?
*Realizes I'm in the wrong Universe* Oh for the love of Aang!- WhY dO i KeEp EnDiNg Up In ThE wRoNg UnIvErSe!!!! PEOPLE KEEP SAYING "ToDoRoKi-KuN! wHy DiD yOu DyE yOu'Er HaIr???" I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THAT IMMA-
*looks at you* dude are his long lost brother-oh wait sorry dude wrong universe man *points to correct universe* there's the door to Avatar todo- I mean mr fire lord. pffffff Edit: also maybe you want to look up the name todoroki you may understand why
@@dekuisms Yah, I was going to the kitchen for a drink and some chocolate for Aang but got lost on the way Also thank you for the respect, I'm still missing my honor
@@makotonaegi4904 here's your door just next time wen you get lost call your friendly neighborhood crazy star I know the way. Plus I got nothing better to do 😅 oh one thing *throws chocolate at you* TAKE THE GLORIOUS CHOCOLATE!🍫🍫🍫
Deku:you thought I wouldn't find out?!?! Me:wut? All I did is eat nuggies, your seriously jealous over a chicken nuggies, do you want chicken nuggies?! Also while deku was laughing an ad pop out and it scared me
Yassss this amazing!! (This video made me more happy, after I somehow did a deku voice, even though I'm a gurl and I got hit by puberty like a cup thrown at my head ಥ_ಥ)
I saw hurt and thought i would have to throw love at Deku but when i saw *Villain Deku* i was like.....Oh *rubs hands* this will get interesting as always
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why is him laughing makeing me laugh
Nervous response?
HAHAHHAHAHAH
(I am very lonely T^T)
His laugh make you laugh because it's funny
Pun intended :3
I did the same
Except it was nervous laughter on instinct😅
Samee
Deku: *laughs*
Me: why you laughing? do I look funny?
Deku: *continues laughing*
Me: oh I see how it is *cri*
Your username says it all though
That pfp tho-
I literally started nervously laughing with him in the beginning😅
It came on with instinct from my awkwardness
Lmao😂
Luv ur profile pic lol
"Jealous villian Deku"
*chuckles,* _i'm in danger_
【 Strawberry `】 lol
mood
omg saaame
[ Strawberry ` ] same
【 sɪɴ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴀɴɢᴇʀɪɴᴇ `】
True dat
Villain deku *laughs like an insane person*
Me: did a full 1.80 *running away* CRAZYYYYY!!!!!!!!
two kids
S M O O T H like some skippy peanut butter
Samme
*DiD a FuLl 1.80*
*CrAzYyYyYyy*
Did full 360
YEP
*hugs deku* please stop laughing like that I’m scared
Sameeee
Same
T-T
Deku says no
Reeeeeeee
(Deku laughing like an insane person ) This is what quarantine does to people he needs AIR!!!!
He also needs snickers he isn’t himself when he’s hungry
**unoriginality intensifies**
Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha true...... Hahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahah
CURSE YOU QUARANTINE! THIS IS WHY WE KINDA HATE YOU (but thx for giving me a reason to be watching this)
11 months later and we’re still in quarantine. That’s I- 👩🏻🦯
* me: hears deku evil laugh *
_hahahahahaha im in danger_
( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)
Pffffffff😂😂😂
Yes you are
Villain Deku to listener: hippity hoppity you are now my property
Listener:oh I'm scwered
*_im down-_*
@Izuku Midoriya u-um...w-what?
@@m1nty-ph30n1x it mean I would be fine with being villian deku's property 😂
@Izuku Midoriya Oh- Same 😂😂
Deku: you are my property~!
Me: when did this happen??
Deku: You can’t lie to me!
Me:........ yes I can
Deku: *laughs insane*
Me: ok! *slams desk* Who have deku crack!!
*looks at Dabi*
I know it was you!!
i tried to do the next part of that
dabi: o0o. hOw dArE yOu bLaMe iT oN *mE*
me: -~-. really? I ain't stoopid dabi
me: all right all right. you got me.
@• PinkScars • *DaBi what have I told you about giving the Sinnamon roll CRACK*
DABI!
DABI !!!!!!!
Us all: I KNOW IT WAS YOU! CONFESS NOW! CONFESS!
Villain Deku is husband material. Fight me.
*Hello again, fellow WattPad reader .w.*
@@lovelyysu Ah. Hello there fellow Wattpad friend. Glad to see we have found each other again. Somehow we always seem to -slip- right back to each other.
*iTs DeStInY-*
@Samantha& Adam *Internal and external screaming* _SO MANY OF US WATTPAD READER'S HOLY SHIT_
-We will rule the world one day-
@@lovelyysu *Or maybe you're just stalking me-
That could be a possibility too.*
*Waits for him to stop ranting and then sits him down*
Listener-chan: "Ok I need you to listen; I don't know what you're talking about- and you need to get an eye appointment because that wasn't Bakugo at the door, that was a Jehovah's Witness."
As one all I can say is....yes
i-
Smh, That's true though-
I dieddddd
Hahhahah
Me:* hearing clicking idk what noises*
Also Me: are you cutting my nails or something?
His cutting our -finger- nail
• R e ì n • no, he’s being nice and is cutting our *toe nail* 😗✌🏻
i had to tell myself he was trimming down our acrylics lolololol i hate the imagery of getting a nail taken off
No that’s his bones
My sister:THANK YOU FOR CUTTING HER NAILS THEY WERE WAY TOO LONG
Me: ;-;
Him: I know you're lying of what you've been doing behind my back
Me:agggg fine All I did was ask him for some chicken nuggets! Bro chill I was hungry, I was literally tied to a chair for days!
Him: I'll make you pay!
Me:are you seriously jealous over chicken nuggets?!
Deku:YES
@@kiwiexist5024 Me:aggg the only reason I got caught was because I was STILL IN THE CHAIR!
And you were fangirling over the league of villains and left your keys on the floor!
@@starheartthezomibe9379 Deku:So
@@kiwiexist5024 me:....why...why do you do this? It's just chicken nuggets MY DUDE.
@@starheartthezomibe9379 Deku(This will surprise you): B"TCH I BE HUNGRY.(I did not mean to offend you)
Me: *sees the words "you're mine"*
"H e 🏒🏒 yeah I am" 😂😂😂
Same
Lol
This it's why I posted dis comment saying " I missed you too but can you kill uraraka"
O-O
@@stitchu1320 ik ik it's that she gonna steal deku;(
"I will always find out,"
Deku. Honey. They're just my Bakugou and Todoroki plushies, sweetie-
It was just my pillow that I hugged for an hour
...
Why do you have plushies of them you crazy person
Bruh
@@lenous_ how are they crazy? ;-;
Deku: cutting my nails
Me:hey mannnnn!!! I just got these nails done man
Me again: whatever these fake any way
Bahe
him : "i thought you wouldn't find out!"
that i have the corona? or wut?
Lol
@Emily Berry would love to
@ALYA BATRISYIA BINTI MOHD HALIM I need to breath-
Deku: *laughs*
Me: *laughs with him for some reason*
Hey tamaki
Same lmaooo
Too
V. Deku: Never forget who owns you~
Me:.... Yeah, i can't forget about food~!!!!!
11:50
Me: JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! *Throws self outta bed*
Omg I did the same thing 😂😂
i was walking around and almost fell on the floor
I fell off the couch
DIS MAN GOT POSSESSED BY A WHOLE DEMON! 😂😂😂
My god V Deku has everyone falling and not in a good way... UNLESS-
Deku: *Laughs*
Me: what’s wrong wit u ;-;
Him: *continues laughing*
Me: why me..
Not gonna lie, you actually scared me a couple times, and the sounds of the nail clipper were making me feel very unnerved. I *loved* it! Keep up the good work Morphy!~
I thought he was going to keep going and start cutting into the nail bed -like I do when I clip too far-
@@Diamond1234 😖
WaIT THeRe's NAiL cLIpPErs!?
Deku :laughing *
Me:well im screwed welp welcome to the screwed club
omfg. I *WHEEZED* so fucking hard
Alright
Hi I'm glad I'm in that club :D cause I know I'm screwed I'm only at 3:20- 😋🤞
Deku:try your best
Me:BuT yOu DoN't SuCcEeD
Deku:?:/
Omg- I literally did the exact same thing 0-0 XD
Get what you want but not what you need
W h y i s h e c u t t i n g m y n a i l s
Edit: "Stop saying Kacchan or he's dead"
Me under my breath: ..kacchan..
*𝗞 𝗔 𝗖 𝗖 𝗛 𝗔 𝗡*
k A c C h A n
KA-CHAN!!!!!
ᵏᵃᶜᶜʰᵃⁿ, ʷᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶠⁱᵛᵉ....
@@lostnfound3183 I-
No 👁👄👁
Deku: **threatens to cut my nails**
Me: **looks at fingers** what nails?
Same..😅
Where midoriya get the crack from
sounds like he had to much or is
he just drunk or something...
Him: I just thought about something funny.. nvm you wouldn't get it
Me: *aight bet*
Me: **reads Jealous Villain, then Deku**
Also me: *hAhAhA 𝘐’𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳*
;-; oh god she's very jealous xD
6:40 I legit was getting scared-
Morphy is a true god😤👏💖
He spared us
Villain deku:*laughs like a maniac*
Me:are you done yet??
V. Deku: “I will hurt you. And then l will love you.”
Me: Bish that is not how it works!
HOW IT WORKS IN MY FAMILY🙂
@@sophiegathercole7025 I think that classifies as abuse
i was sinning, but now im gonna sin more, thank u god
Oop-
*disappointed god noise*
@@JesusChristyuh forgive me, i swear im christian ;(
Yes I agree with you
Deku: *in the beginning* what's wrong? *continues to laugh*
Me: what's wrong is you laughing like Satan right of the back!
Deku: “You can’t hide things from me”
Me: *bet*
Winner gets Chocolate cake
Deku: *laughs
Emily (my oc): S O I M A J O K E
“Go look for a tree, I will always cover you...”
Me (A Loz Fan): Great Deku Tree *PFFFT- HAHAHAHA!!*
All I did was watch yato yagamis vid dam I'm sorry
Deku be like:🚶🏌️
Me be like “ IM SORRY I LISTENED TO ASMRS OK IM BORED DEKU”
Deku: *laughs evilly*
Me: ._. I give up trying to help this man
i turn the volume up and all i herd was "hahhaahahhaha" wtf that me when i got an A+ on my test lol
hOW did you esCapE sangwoo's basement??
@@eepysaint easy im a ghost UwU
Also, when he said "maybe I'll take off one of your nails" I got serious flashbacks to the time I had a nail ripped out.
YOU DON'T SCARE ME! (you adorable evil broccoli you)
OoF
"you belong to me"
Does every almost every character in bnha want a piece of the viewers or is it just me?
Me who's scared of nail clippers: Someone help ToT
*im just watching from a very safe distance.*
AAA-
HmMm aizawa?! :0
That laugh... is my reason for living
If that laugh didn’t exist..
I would’ve committed breath’nt a long time ago
Me: why am I here I just wanna be with todo gosh deku u couldn’t wait till Friday!? Deku: Your mind your mind your my property. Me: I told u I have other mans, plus I don’t see your on me!?
I like Villain Deku
Me too
Deku: laughs uncontrollably
Me: hahaha...haha..
Deku: *continues laughing insanely*
Me: HAHA...HAHAHA..... What's ...what uh funny
Deku: *still laughing*
Me: hahahahhahahah...I don't ..haha i dont get it...hah
Hehehehehe I am laughing to and confused with you
izUwU: _I'll cut your nails~_
My non-existent nails: *"y'all hear sum??" 🤔*
Nope wbu
Him: * Laughing menacingly *
Me: Oh... I'm SO screwed. I'm done for, a goner.
Yep RIP
@@DeavillX Aizawa sensei how can you let this happen to one of your students?!
@@AuroraPrincessofDelta2024 Hey dont blame me I wasn't there at the time this was happening
@@DeavillX I know what's your quirk?
@@AuroraPrincessofDelta2024 Erasure... why?
Deku: **laughs like a psychopath**
Me: **nervous sweating**
*Warning. NSFW thought ahead.*
"I own you." Woah there Izuku. Keep ya kinks in your pants.
Oh shut up XD
@@user-wo3zg2rr8z M A K E M E
@@dekuisms lol
@@user-wo3zg2rr8z ino why are you here?
@@arymona idk why are you here
Me: * Sees Title *
Villan Deku: * Exists *
Me: OWO Were In Danger
By the way I’m sorry to bother or ask but can u maybe do Villan Kachan or Villan Shoto Pllllzzzz that would be really Nice UwU
Yessssssssssssssssssssss that would be amazingggggg
@ Female Neko Cat Mydoria
IKR UwU Also Hewo again :3
Haiii again
Want a cookie??
Yes Please! :3
it’s 3:06 am an i am uncontrollably smiling to this
Before seeing the video
Me : deku is a good boy how villainous can he possibly be ? He didn't even know what hoe meant in a previous video ....
*video starts deku laughs like a maniac*
Also me : well...I may be wrong...
🤣Good job Morphy
Me, a straight male: OH NO HES HOT
Okay, have you considered that you might not quite be straight?
oh well welcome to the club of people who didn't think they would fall for a cute evil broccoli.
Same but I female so I fit ha
Me: *sees villain deku*
Also me: oh h e 🏒🏒 im in dAnGeR *weird chuckle*
Edit-
Deku: "you cant hid things from me!"
Me: "YeS i CaN"
Edit 2:
*deku clipping my nail*
*me being a nervous person who bites her nail*
Also me: Deku, my evil broccoli bean, do you want me to have nails-?
Deku: *laughs at the beginning*
Me: why you laughing?
*deku continues laughing*
Me: bIsH iS mAh FaCe ThAt UgLy-
Lunae (my oC): “burping”
Deku : “laughing”
Lunae : “aRE YOU ChAllEnGiNg mE?”
Nemui (my OC): • yawns •
Deku: • laughing asf •
Nemui: "Why's that so funny-"
Heh
Yes my villain cinnamon roll is back!!! I've been waiting for so... long~💚💚💚💚💚😍😍😍😍😍😍😆😆 I literally screamed when I saw it
Me being sad because my airpod's aren't working so I have to use headphones listening to this like:
👁️💧👄 👁️
And I’m in danger once again- and holy heck the laughing 0.0 *Hides in hoodie*
As soon as I saw this I shouted “yes. Morphy.!”
Love you very much morphy!! :)
blushes its jimin i missed him its zoie
@@zoieunger8185 oh hi zoie :)
@@ParkJimin-mj7sm hi jimin blushes i missed talking to you
@@zoieunger8185 I missed talking to u also
@@ParkJimin-mj7sm aww blushes hard and snuggles into jimin
(Deku) (laughing like an insane person)
(No one)
(Not a person)
(Except me)
(Me) (stares at deku) continue
I was waiting for something like this!
*Realizes I'm in the wrong Universe*
Oh for the love of Aang!- WhY dO i KeEp EnDiNg Up In ThE wRoNg UnIvErSe!!!!
PEOPLE KEEP SAYING "ToDoRoKi-KuN! wHy DiD yOu DyE yOu'Er HaIr???"
I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THAT IMMA-
*looks at you* dude are his long lost brother-oh wait sorry dude wrong universe man *points to correct universe* there's the door to Avatar todo- I mean mr fire lord. pffffff
Edit: also maybe you want to look up the name todoroki you may understand why
ZuKo?! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRE NATION?!
Finally, another Avatar fan! Zuko is best boy. You have earned my respect.
@@starheartthezomibe9379 *Looks over* Thanks I need to get back to Aang
@@dekuisms Yah, I was going to the kitchen for a drink and some chocolate for Aang but got lost on the way
Also thank you for the respect, I'm still missing my honor
@@makotonaegi4904 here's your door just next time wen you get lost call your friendly neighborhood crazy star I know the way. Plus I got nothing better to do 😅 oh one thing *throws chocolate at you* TAKE THE GLORIOUS CHOCOLATE!🍫🍫🍫
Vil. Deku: *laughing*
Me playing in my room:
*EYY IM PLAYING OVER HERE!*
Also when ya screamed I almost screamed and since I didnt sleep it's still early in the morning so if I did my dad woulda killed me-
Deku are you feeling ok?
Bakugou Katsuki’s son good I was worried about him
Heh probably not
I'm in love with your Deku voice, if you're ever looking for a girl to wife, I'm 18, just saying. 😂✊🏻
Villian deku: maybe I can take off one of your fingernails-
Me: *sure, which one. Pinky or thumb?*
“Maybe I should take off one of your nails” me: “NUH UH SIR THESE ACRILICS WERE EXPENSIVE >:(
i cant take him seriously because of his laugh 😭😭
Deku:* inhales* laughs
I’m first!!! I love your asmr voiceovers they are amazing
Best laugh ever makes me wanna laugh but now im listening to this
Deku: anywhere you go I'll be there
Me: even in the bathroom ?????
Deku: yess MUHAHAHAHA
Me: Jimminy Christmas
Deku WHYYYYYY
And yes Jimminy Christmas
Why tf did my friend send me a link to this-
Keep that friend
That’s a true friend
His laugh is luke pennywise 2.0
IM WHEEZINGGGGG AAAA *XD*
XD omg yes is really laugh to penny wise XD lol
Deku:you thought I wouldn't find out?!?!
Me:wut? All I did is eat nuggies, your seriously jealous over a chicken nuggies, do you want chicken nuggies?!
Also while deku was laughing an ad pop out and it scared me
2:34 “you are my property”
*honestly, did you forget the colony policy, that determines you company property?~*
ThAt wAvErS yOuR sAy In AuToNoMy
Yassss this amazing!! (This video made me more happy, after I somehow did a deku voice, even though I'm a gurl and I got hit by puberty like a cup thrown at my head ಥ_ಥ)
Villain deku : "jealous"
Me : well I'm dead
Like this is so calming, this is keeping me from losing my sanity
Deku:and you will crave my love hahahah
Me:dude I’m craveing somthing eles aka hot chips!!
I saw hurt and thought i would have to throw love at Deku but when i saw *Villain Deku* i was like.....Oh *rubs hands* this will get interesting as always
Started the video with laughter
Me: hmm did I miss a joke yo Deku did I miss a joke- oh
Anybody else getting Phantom of the Opera vibes?
Dang if he really did kidnap me I would really be scared of his laugh I don’t even know why he is more scary than penny wise him self 😂
“Relax I’m just shortening them”
*me with already hella short nails* WAIT NO-
[*evil laugh*]
Captions: [music]
Deku:*Evil laugh*
Me:Oh to hear with out my ear
Vil! Deku: keeps on laughing
Me eating chickfila nuggets: are u gonna stop or?-
BRUHHHHHH i can’t stop laughing cuz he keeps laughing wtf😭💀
When he was laughing my sister started and stopped laughing at the same time-
*chuckles* I’m in DaNGer💀
Deku: *laughing*
Me: *nervous laughter in response*
WOW DANG DEKU ... your so cute... I MENT YOU UMMN YOU never mind ..
Bokugo The best
OwO you like him
Danm.
OHHHHHHHH L HAVE A NEW SHIP ~ BAKUGOU LOVE DEKU ~ 😂😂
At one point it sounded like he was crying and I weant my bby its ok.then he growled...AAAA-
Izuko:*laughs*
Me:STOP LAUGHING
Deku : *laughs*
Me : all might is that you
Deku: "You belong to me."
Me: "Shoto--Who?"