Husband Forgets Your Anniversary [Arguing] [Make up] [M4A] ASMR Roleplay

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  • Опубликовано: 26 апр 2023
  • You come home from work expecting some romance on your anniversary, only to find your husband watching Shrek and has completely forgot about the big day.
    The two of you start arguing, accusations are made, but eventually the two of you remember why you fell in love, and things end up well
    Character: www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/72965...
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  • @sweetchallenger4693
    @sweetchallenger4693 10 месяцев назад +34

    “I’m watching Shrek. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHREK?” Best line ever. Man has his priorities straight 😂

    • @Angel_Dust110
      @Angel_Dust110 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean TO BE FR nothing is better than shrek UuU

  • @reneedunbar9219
    @reneedunbar9219 Год назад +247

    Am I the only one that was miffed at being called toxic😂😂😂 like bro

    • @lynne7460
      @lynne7460 Год назад +46

      Dude never even apologized, like, why does he think he’s gonna get anything

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses Год назад +25

      One more wrong move tonight & he's locked in the closet eating stale chocolate for dinner. 😂

    • @kaylabastian6710
      @kaylabastian6710 Год назад +31

      I was like how did we just skim over him calling us toxic?? That would have got brought back up so fast while I asked if our anniversary was the same day we were gonna ask for divorce papers before he figured it out lmaoooo

    • @reneedunbar9219
      @reneedunbar9219 Год назад +4

      @@kaylabastian6710 same sister same.

    • @thebreadster._.
      @thebreadster._. Год назад +3

      bro fr i was flabbergasted

  • @seggsy_person6958
    @seggsy_person6958 Год назад +46

    When ur husband tells you everything he hates about you on your anniversary 😝

  • @SassyViscountess
    @SassyViscountess Год назад +125

    Wifey: “What kind of a knight are you?”
    Green: “One of a kind.”
    😏😏😏

  • @Doughnutcream1
    @Doughnutcream1 Год назад +30

    “ this is toxic. YOU are toxic. “ a while later “ oh my sweetie ur so sweet i have a big kiss for u Mwa mwa hug hug “ I see who u are…u are my enemy…u are my enemy….

  • @you.are.not.the.smartest
    @you.are.not.the.smartest Год назад +18

    "You're toxic" thats what a toxic Person would say ngl

  • @ayvawitt7083
    @ayvawitt7083 Год назад +18

    When shrek started playing i couldn't stop laughing

  • @salwiwiyoussef
    @salwiwiyoussef Год назад +113

    "This is toxic.
    You are toxic"
    Uy mi amor, en un caso hipotético de que esta situación me pasara a mí, hubiera tenido un final muchísimo peor 🤠
    Muchas gracias por el audio💚

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +22

      Oh dear 😆
      Well it's good to see you don't take sh*t from anybody😉

    • @salwiwiyoussef
      @salwiwiyoussef Год назад +7

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 es lo mejor que se puede hacer😉

    • @applepie830
      @applepie830 Год назад +5

      Yo estaba a punto de explotar, sólo no lo hice porque es la una y media y toda mi familia está dormida

  • @Tanjiro_kamado_21
    @Tanjiro_kamado_21 Год назад +52

    **Me being forgetful all the time** “It’s okay my guy, I’m forgetful too, there a time in life where you forget”

  • @Nad9O25
    @Nad9O25 Год назад +13

    I was balling my eyes out to music then I saw this and was like “OHHH green made a anniversary video” thinking the video wouldn’t be bad. I’m now sobbing on the floor and it is currently 12:52 am, love you green

  • @madz_0-ky9nx
    @madz_0-ky9nx Год назад +20

    *Him, forgets anniversary*
    "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO ARATAKI 'THE ONE AND ONI' ITTO, HE WILL RAP FOR ME"
    sorry Green, but you've been replaced by a himbo demon.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +6

      Green will return in the next video

    • @madz_0-ky9nx
      @madz_0-ky9nx Год назад +3

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 all out itto and green war? I would honestly love to see that.

  • @ashleygarner3632
    @ashleygarner3632 Год назад +24

    K no this is not how this plays out. Wtf?! We've been busting our ass at work making sure we have enough time for things we need to do leading up to the anniversary celebration and that's what we get? Being called toxic and told that we're a killjoy because we're trying to be responsible? Hell to the no with the sudden cutesy attitude and lying about the anniversary gift. That was shitty I would have just preferred the honest 'I forgot' to the shallow lie. Either he get out or we get out and spend the night at a hotel somewhere. Bring friends in and have a night to just be alone. If hubby has such a hard time being around us maybe being separated during anniversary is best. 😂

  • @yoshistars
    @yoshistars Год назад +8

    The electron joke made me giggle so much at 1:16 😭 I love science jokes, they're always so bad that it makes them funny

  • @paulas27
    @paulas27 Год назад +50

    Green! He made me so mad! And then redeemed himself with the ‘ripping off the dress’ bit. Another top notch audio ❤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +9

      You seem to be a fogiving person 🤭
      And thank you sm 💚💚

    • @paulas27
      @paulas27 Год назад +3

      Green I may forgive but I won’t forget 😉

  • @oneuniquequeen21
    @oneuniquequeen21 Год назад +17

    I love Shrek ! 😊 At the beginning of the video, I was scared. 😯 Because, I didn't know you can get angry like that. But, when it got closer to the end it was very sweet and adorable ! 🥰

  • @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330
    @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is so funny with the shrek movie. Loved it.

  • @Killua_simp4
    @Killua_simp4 Год назад +23

    we went from sugar daddies to forgetting anniversarys
    what's next?😂😂😂😂

  • @ADiADI-tv5wi
    @ADiADI-tv5wi Год назад +19

    ‏‪4:15‬‏ this shit got me crying laughing 😂
    I loved the audio BTW it was a chef kiss as always

  • @cafetzu
    @cafetzu Год назад +23

    how are your videos always perfect timing 😭😭

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад +17

    Him: i won't take this kind of abuse from anyone not even you
    Me: it's not abuse it's me being upset and grumpy

  • @yeriberry2890
    @yeriberry2890 Год назад +2

    Green watches the Green man- Shrek! This has no business being this funny rofl! Gosh, I love this :D

  • @Mjim2322
    @Mjim2322 Год назад +40

    This is perfect!!! Now I want to watch Shrek right now!!! 😭 You’re video are amazing!!! ☺️
    Love your audio!!!

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 Год назад +13

    Hell no your sleeping on the couch tonight

  • @0NV3NUS
    @0NV3NUS Год назад +6

    Dude this is a work of art!I love it :)

  • @Emmaria-7272
    @Emmaria-7272 9 месяцев назад

    I don’t care if he forgot about our anniversary anymore
    Shrek if DEFINITELY more important

  • @urfavDannii
    @urfavDannii Год назад +7

    Nah bro I wouldn’t talk to him for a week 😡😡, who can forget a date that is so important 😤😤😤
    But like always good vid Green!❤

  • @irypoutasi5604
    @irypoutasi5604 Год назад +2

    He is so real for saying kfc lol

  • @TheNightOfFate
    @TheNightOfFate 9 месяцев назад +1

    I would feel gutted, empty inside after the backhanded "here chocolate, yeah i know i buy them in mass for events i forget to make people think i didnt forget" after being called toxic... ☣️ *TOXIC* ☣️. I was writing down notes on what made him upset as if the situation carried outside the video like "im sorry ofc ill shower at a different time babe so you can have more hot water i didnt know-" gad damn immersive

  • @Z_Axolotl2442
    @Z_Axolotl2442 Год назад +4

    The coincidence that Green is watching Shrek and I literally just got a new wallet with Shrek designs on it yesterday-
    It has Donkey and the Swamp on one side, and Shrek n Fiona in their Onion Carriage on the other

  • @T1mburtonfan
    @T1mburtonfan 10 месяцев назад +1

    Why did I instantly recognize Shrek

  • @hana_blu3
    @hana_blu3 Год назад +3

    The title: [make up]
    Me who read make out: 👁️👄👁️

  • @xLixtheBookTopianx
    @xLixtheBookTopianx Год назад +4

    Honestly, I've been having a bad week, and this really helps:D so thank you.

  • @_NotChrissy
    @_NotChrissy 11 месяцев назад +2

    I hate him. I hate this character. He messed up, called us toxic for being upset with him, implied our anniversary wasn't important then when he realized his mistake he couldn't even give a proper apology without sounding condescending.
    Edit: and he had the nerve to call us expressing our emotions, "abuse"

  • @eleve309
    @eleve309 Год назад +4

    Love it
    Keep up the amazing audio green

  • @periodsaatana4306
    @periodsaatana4306 Год назад +1

    I LAUGH SO HARD WTH THE BEGINING😹😹😹 Clock is 5am is so hilsrious

  • @Ash0822
    @Ash0822 Год назад +3

    WAKE UP PEOPLE
    GREEN POSTED
    I LOVE YOU SM GREEN TY FOR THIS💚💚

  • @hitoshiclem4015
    @hitoshiclem4015 Год назад +6

    love your audios as usual green! i love drama! 🥰😍🥰😍💚💚💚

  • @babyb7
    @babyb7 Год назад +3

    Omg this is perfect 😩❤

  • @Slitheringpast
    @Slitheringpast Год назад +2

    You are so funny haha! “I’m watching Shrek” lol.. so sweet.. I love you as a husband, it feels Very realistic … you r absolutely hilarious

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 Год назад +4

    😢 omg my husband should take me to a dinner not a exspired candy bar

  • @Oliredwd9cm
    @Oliredwd9cm 11 месяцев назад +1

    Not him watching shrek-

  • @kayls-elenagabriela_
    @kayls-elenagabriela_ Год назад +5

    Of course, this is a best audio❤😊

  • @puertoricangirl2810
    @puertoricangirl2810 Год назад +1

    Nothing. Nothing is more important than Shrek.

  • @zaryathomas6578
    @zaryathomas6578 Год назад +3

    i love this so much 🤩🥰😍

  • @HazelTheAnimeCat33
    @HazelTheAnimeCat33 Год назад +2

    Hey Green Super Excited For Another Video Of Yours!☺️💚

  • @books9686
    @books9686 Год назад +5

    Green: “Tada chocolate! All yours!”
    Me: who Dosent like chocolate and who is lactose intolerant 😐🫤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +3

      I've really ruined the day, havent I 😅

    • @NOTa_fish
      @NOTa_fish Год назад

      ​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah *drinks and dies in love*

  • @jmenujisemisa3055
    @jmenujisemisa3055 Год назад +3

    Thank you for this amazing videoo hehe

  • @madelynn_ryder
    @madelynn_ryder 9 месяцев назад +1

    Shrek is the real Daddy 🗿😂

  • @stressedowl
    @stressedowl Год назад +9

    Eating together in KFC is actually so comfy for me😌 Lots of memories... And now its closed in our country 😭 What kind of "toxic" is that? 😕
    The audio was great✍️ Thank you for the work and take care❤️

  • @rebekkacristine8784
    @rebekkacristine8784 Год назад +3

    Great video as always💚💚💚
    and btw you are a very good poem writer i must say😶😹😹

  • @bejustyou-00-
    @bejustyou-00- Год назад +2

    Ummm
    ..if anything could be considered perfect this is ittttt...❤.
    The Shrek ...movie has a level 😂✌️

  • @AriaaaHazbinnn
    @AriaaaHazbinnn Месяц назад

    My petty ass would've thrown the ring at him after he called me toxic and said "Oh, so I'm toxic? Alright then, we're done" 😅

  • @Solar.24_
    @Solar.24_ Год назад +1

    “Would you still love me if i was a worm?” 🥺

  • @koryishereunbothered
    @koryishereunbothered Год назад +1

    Hiii green Im at work right now but you posted so I'm listening to this while working

  • @little.Kitten16
    @little.Kitten16 Год назад +8

    I love this but I was mad to, to called toxic and you forgot a Special day Mister! 💚💚
    I really love that you have so much humor! I don't understand why people ask if they Partner love they if they are something else 😂💚💚
    Wish you a great day Mister Green 💚🌹

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +3

      Thank you Miyu!!!! Good to know you dont take sh*t from anyone 💚💚

    • @little.Kitten16
      @little.Kitten16 Год назад +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 It was a looooooong way but now I laugh more about that [or get angry sometimes] but it doesn't hurt me anymore so much that I want to change myself 💚💚💚💚

  • @thebreadster._.
    @thebreadster._. Год назад

    lmao i was so confused when shrek started playing i thought i was going crazy

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад +2

    Him: why do you feel the need to start drama all the time
    Me who is a younger sister: I'm the youngest one in my family it is sort of in our job description

  • @J3SSMAXX1NG
    @J3SSMAXX1NG Год назад +1

    pls bro i always forget he has a british accent, and i'm always pleasantly surprised by it 😭🫶🏻

  • @felixx0265
    @felixx0265 Год назад +1

    Ok i know its an angst vid but the shrek bit had me laughing and rolling 😂

  • @LauraEM1997
    @LauraEM1997 Год назад +1

    "what can be more important than Shrek?" Nope he's got a point. That's a fair dinkum argument right there

  • @linoonehat1392
    @linoonehat1392 Год назад +2

    Expired chocolate and a bargain bucket at kfc? Sorry, NO. I'm going to lock myself in the bedroom and go sleep in peace.
    I'm not being a gold-digger, I just don't like about 90% of the menu and I can buy my own chocolate.
    And good luck trying to do anything sexy, usually once I get back from a restaurant I am bloated and so sleepy from food coma, nothing is gonna happen.

  • @_Felixx__
    @_Felixx__ Год назад +2

    SORRY I'M LATEE 🙏 LOVE THIS 💚

  • @ildikoboglarkanemeth8616
    @ildikoboglarkanemeth8616 Год назад +2

    Sounds so realistically my dear Green 💚💚 although I don't have experience in this.
    Your voice is also toxic in a good way.🥰
    To be married with a man who has such a great voice? Sounds well 🪺🍯❣️.
    It's so interesting to imagine how you look like and in other VA's too. Go go poem King!
    Fighting 🛋️🩺📖📑🍀🙏🫂💞💚

  • @dollwiee
    @dollwiee Год назад +3

    im late but ur voice is so like gorgeous when u mad😭

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +1

      Thank you!
      I hope you dont deliberately make people mad just to hear it🤭
      (Kidding ofc!)

  • @reenraj1863
    @reenraj1863 Год назад +2

    Amazing One Mr. Green 💚 It

  • @babypearl
    @babypearl Год назад +1

    I cannot compete with Shrek 😢💔

  • @robertamattos1688
    @robertamattos1688 Год назад +4

    Perfect and i loved as always too.❤
    I just don't remember the scene from Shrek, was the first one?? 😅

  • @crystalxnightmarecrystal
    @crystalxnightmarecrystal Год назад

    That last bit got my face red😳 but not gonna lie im also forgetful so um- my future bf or husband wont have to worry about me getting mad at them for that😅

  • @Terrorkobolt
    @Terrorkobolt Год назад

    Someone calling me toxic is my biggest fear

  • @dolfinlovermylo17
    @dolfinlovermylo17 Год назад +3

    Well heloo honey🍯 how's my green 🟢 king 👑 ? I see you are in the mood for some angst witch is tots ok 🫂 and I am here to support you through it

  • @reverietales7565
    @reverietales7565 Год назад

    SHREK!!! 😂

  • @brendadenmon2309
    @brendadenmon2309 7 месяцев назад

    😂Green! Sharing a KFC bargain bucket?? Count me in for sure!🤣🤟💕

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад

    Him: why does everything have to be negotiation with you
    Me: (whining) it is not

  • @cynthias8067
    @cynthias8067 Год назад +4

    Honestly I would have been happy just watching Shrek together 🤭

  • @ninny9617
    @ninny9617 Год назад

    Nah cuz I would play victim and turn it against you and I can cry on command so that double kill I'm a very experienced victim player 💀✨

  • @taurusrising1927
    @taurusrising1927 Год назад +2

    I wouldn't get mad if my husband or wife forgot our anniversary. I would just make sure they remember from then on. I would... punish them....if you get my drift. 😏

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад +1

    Him: my humor is to advanced for you
    Me: no it is not it's just guys usually have dark or whacky humor where as ladies tend to have more intimate humor

  • @sithabilencube7714
    @sithabilencube7714 Год назад

    Bro it's the fact that I actually understand the joke,.

  • @shadowmist92
    @shadowmist92 Год назад +3

    Oh....oh boy....there was certainly a lot in this one. Fabulous job as always though. Stopped me dead in my tracks calling out the "Would you love me if I was a worm" bit. I dunno if it was a Vox reference or not but either way, made my heart skip lol. Just, really good vocal range in this one, nice work~
    Also....unpopular opinion probably but....Shrek 2 is better than Shrek.

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses Год назад +1

      Yeah, me too on the 🪱 Vox thing... 😅

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +1

      Ive seen the worm bit in a few memes 😂
      Thank you!!!
      And i 100% agree, Shrek 2 is much better imo 😁

  • @yoka7272
    @yoka7272 Год назад

    yessss🎉🎉

  • @gibhuggiesnow1361
    @gibhuggiesnow1361 Год назад +1

    BOOP
    Green start a boop chain

  • @readabout4787
    @readabout4787 Год назад +2

    💖💖💖

  • @audreylefebvre1884
    @audreylefebvre1884 Год назад

    Idea for part 3 of human x neko: Tonight there will be THUNDER!!!!!! And the neko is scared Of thunder.

  • @hayamirin6795
    @hayamirin6795 Год назад

    Im Hereeee

  • @fyoumahbaba2384
    @fyoumahbaba2384 Год назад

    ❤❤

  • @IDontDreamIDreadIt
    @IDontDreamIDreadIt Год назад

    NOOO IM NOT EARLY NO MORE 😭😭😭

  • @user-jp2mm9zy6g
    @user-jp2mm9zy6g Год назад

    Danm how did I get man like that like that fuc-

  • @Zahraa.kourani
    @Zahraa.kourani Год назад +4

    The way that your voice is perfect it makes me cry 😭 love you bitch 🌚💗 marry me 🛐

  • @YourBkay.w.kisses
    @YourBkay.w.kisses Год назад

    NO BC MY BLUETOOTH CONNECTED TO ANOTHER DEVICE WHEN I WAS LISTENING ☠️
    it was my moms boyfriends headphone lmao 😭

  • @ashlyta1668
    @ashlyta1668 Год назад

    But- what do you mean you wouldn't love me if i was a worm😟

    • @ashlyta1668
      @ashlyta1668 Год назад

      That is so toxic comming from you😔

  • @TH3B1GCH33S3
    @TH3B1GCH33S3 Год назад

    I'm not toxic I'm just a little guy I swear :c

  • @Lambsacrifice
    @Lambsacrifice Год назад

    Bro I want a divorce

  • @lux_fer0307
    @lux_fer0307 Год назад

    first, shrek is more fun in spanish

  • @TaylorSybert
    @TaylorSybert 3 месяца назад

    I know you are watching a movie or tv show I believe that's you have demons of your pass I know you are legion is your name right I did watch dark exersiem blackwater velly

  • @TaylorSybert
    @TaylorSybert 3 месяца назад

    Dear legion of the haunted home you are demon lord I know you are I know you are evil against of the mire world for less every night if you want me then cuddle me❤🎉

  • @angelhaali
    @angelhaali Год назад

    Roses are red violets are blue
    Today
    I am breaking up with you😍❤️

  • @Jelly_JellyXD
    @Jelly_JellyXD Год назад

    First 😊

  • @cafetzu
    @cafetzu Год назад +1

    FIRST

  • @georginaarmstrong6381
    @georginaarmstrong6381 Год назад

    And school high cat birds movies pizzy two birds from money have face. Two three made joke pregent have joke

  • @kirxina
    @kirxina Год назад +1

    poetic rizz 😌🫣
    never forget our anniversary ever again, okay? 😤