Husband Forgets Your Anniversary [Arguing] [Make up] [M4A] ASMR Roleplay

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @sweetchallenger4693
    @sweetchallenger4693 Год назад +46

    “I’m watching Shrek. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHREK?” Best line ever. Man has his priorities straight 😂

    • @Angel_Dust110
      @Angel_Dust110 11 месяцев назад +1

      I mean TO BE FR nothing is better than shrek UuU

    • @bichass-u7q
      @bichass-u7q 3 месяца назад

      Fr 😂😂😂

  • @reneedunbar9219
    @reneedunbar9219 Год назад +258

    Am I the only one that was miffed at being called toxic😂😂😂 like bro

    • @lynne7460
      @lynne7460 Год назад +47

      Dude never even apologized, like, why does he think he’s gonna get anything

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses Год назад +25

      One more wrong move tonight & he's locked in the closet eating stale chocolate for dinner. 😂

    • @kaylabastian6710
      @kaylabastian6710 Год назад +33

      I was like how did we just skim over him calling us toxic?? That would have got brought back up so fast while I asked if our anniversary was the same day we were gonna ask for divorce papers before he figured it out lmaoooo

    • @reneedunbar9219
      @reneedunbar9219 Год назад +5

      @@kaylabastian6710 same sister same.

    • @thebreadster._.
      @thebreadster._. Год назад +4

      bro fr i was flabbergasted

  • @SassyViscountess
    @SassyViscountess Год назад +126

    Wifey: “What kind of a knight are you?”
    Green: “One of a kind.”
    😏😏😏

  • @ayvawitt7083
    @ayvawitt7083 Год назад +22

    When shrek started playing i couldn't stop laughing

  • @Black_Butler_Lover
    @Black_Butler_Lover Год назад +54

    **Me being forgetful all the time** “It’s okay my guy, I’m forgetful too, there a time in life where you forget”

  • @salwiwiyoussef
    @salwiwiyoussef Год назад +116

    "This is toxic.
    You are toxic"
    Uy mi amor, en un caso hipotético de que esta situación me pasara a mí, hubiera tenido un final muchísimo peor 🤠
    Muchas gracias por el audio💚

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +23

      Oh dear 😆
      Well it's good to see you don't take sh*t from anybody😉

    • @salwiwiyoussef
      @salwiwiyoussef Год назад +7

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 es lo mejor que se puede hacer😉

    • @applepie830
      @applepie830 Год назад +5

      Yo estaba a punto de explotar, sólo no lo hice porque es la una y media y toda mi familia está dormida

  • @Doughnutcream1
    @Doughnutcream1 Год назад +34

    “ this is toxic. YOU are toxic. “ a while later “ oh my sweetie ur so sweet i have a big kiss for u Mwa mwa hug hug “ I see who u are…u are my enemy…u are my enemy….

  • @Nad9O25
    @Nad9O25 Год назад +13

    I was balling my eyes out to music then I saw this and was like “OHHH green made a anniversary video” thinking the video wouldn’t be bad. I’m now sobbing on the floor and it is currently 12:52 am, love you green

  • @ashleygarner3632
    @ashleygarner3632 Год назад +26

    K no this is not how this plays out. Wtf?! We've been busting our ass at work making sure we have enough time for things we need to do leading up to the anniversary celebration and that's what we get? Being called toxic and told that we're a killjoy because we're trying to be responsible? Hell to the no with the sudden cutesy attitude and lying about the anniversary gift. That was shitty I would have just preferred the honest 'I forgot' to the shallow lie. Either he get out or we get out and spend the night at a hotel somewhere. Bring friends in and have a night to just be alone. If hubby has such a hard time being around us maybe being separated during anniversary is best. 😂

  • @paulas27
    @paulas27 Год назад +49

    Green! He made me so mad! And then redeemed himself with the ‘ripping off the dress’ bit. Another top notch audio ❤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +9

      You seem to be a fogiving person 🤭
      And thank you sm 💚💚

    • @paulas27
      @paulas27 Год назад +3

      Green I may forgive but I won’t forget 😉

  • @yoshistars
    @yoshistars Год назад +9

    The electron joke made me giggle so much at 1:16 😭 I love science jokes, they're always so bad that it makes them funny

  • @madz_0-ky9nx
    @madz_0-ky9nx Год назад +20

    *Him, forgets anniversary*
    "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO ARATAKI 'THE ONE AND ONI' ITTO, HE WILL RAP FOR ME"
    sorry Green, but you've been replaced by a himbo demon.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +6

      Green will return in the next video

    • @madz_0-ky9nx
      @madz_0-ky9nx Год назад +3

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 all out itto and green war? I would honestly love to see that.

  • @you.are.not.the.smartest
    @you.are.not.the.smartest Год назад +20

    "You're toxic" thats what a toxic Person would say ngl

  • @oneuniquequeen21
    @oneuniquequeen21 Год назад +17

    I love Shrek ! 😊 At the beginning of the video, I was scared. 😯 Because, I didn't know you can get angry like that. But, when it got closer to the end it was very sweet and adorable ! 🥰

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад +18

    Him: i won't take this kind of abuse from anyone not even you
    Me: it's not abuse it's me being upset and grumpy

  • @MileydiRivera-j1x
    @MileydiRivera-j1x 2 месяца назад +2

    JELP- why does he sound so British! Like 2:54 how he said ✨Wo-Ter✨ why does he sound SOOOOO HOT?!

  • @cafetzu
    @cafetzu Год назад +23

    how are your videos always perfect timing 😭😭

  • @Mjim2322
    @Mjim2322 Год назад +40

    This is perfect!!! Now I want to watch Shrek right now!!! 😭 You’re video are amazing!!! ☺️
    Love your audio!!!

  • @_NotChrissy
    @_NotChrissy Год назад +3

    I hate him. I hate this character. He messed up, called us toxic for being upset with him, implied our anniversary wasn't important then when he realized his mistake he couldn't even give a proper apology without sounding condescending.
    Edit: and he had the nerve to call us expressing our emotions, "abuse"

  • @ADiADI-tv5wi
    @ADiADI-tv5wi Год назад +20

    ‏‪4:15‬‏ this shit got me crying laughing 😂
    I loved the audio BTW it was a chef kiss as always

  • @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330
    @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330 Год назад +2

    This is so funny with the shrek movie. Loved it.

  • @0NV3NUS
    @0NV3NUS Год назад +6

    Dude this is a work of art!I love it :)

  • @Killua_simp4
    @Killua_simp4 Год назад +24

    we went from sugar daddies to forgetting anniversarys
    what's next?😂😂😂😂

  • @yeriberry2890
    @yeriberry2890 Год назад +2

    Green watches the Green man- Shrek! This has no business being this funny rofl! Gosh, I love this :D

  • @Ash0822
    @Ash0822 Год назад +3

    WAKE UP PEOPLE
    GREEN POSTED
    I LOVE YOU SM GREEN TY FOR THIS💚💚

  • @xLixtheBookTopianx
    @xLixtheBookTopianx Год назад +4

    Honestly, I've been having a bad week, and this really helps:D so thank you.

  • @eleve309
    @eleve309 Год назад +4

    Love it
    Keep up the amazing audio green

  • @hitoshiclem4015
    @hitoshiclem4015 Год назад +6

    love your audios as usual green! i love drama! 🥰😍🥰😍💚💚💚

  • @Z_Axolotl2442
    @Z_Axolotl2442 Год назад +4

    The coincidence that Green is watching Shrek and I literally just got a new wallet with Shrek designs on it yesterday-
    It has Donkey and the Swamp on one side, and Shrek n Fiona in their Onion Carriage on the other

  • @kaylselenagabriela
    @kaylselenagabriela Год назад +5

    Of course, this is a best audio❤😊

  • @madelynn_ryder
    @madelynn_ryder Год назад +1

    Shrek is the real Daddy 🗿😂

  • @urfavDannii
    @urfavDannii Год назад +7

    Nah bro I wouldn’t talk to him for a week 😡😡, who can forget a date that is so important 😤😤😤
    But like always good vid Green!❤

  • @T1mburtonfan
    @T1mburtonfan Год назад +1

    Why did I instantly recognize Shrek

  • @hana_blu3
    @hana_blu3 Год назад +4

    The title: [make up]
    Me who read make out: 👁️👄👁️

  • @Emmaria-7272
    @Emmaria-7272 Год назад

    I don’t care if he forgot about our anniversary anymore
    Shrek if DEFINITELY more important

  • @Slitheringpast
    @Slitheringpast Год назад +1

    You are so funny haha! “I’m watching Shrek” lol.. so sweet.. I love you as a husband, it feels Very realistic … you r absolutely hilarious

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 Год назад +15

    Hell no your sleeping on the couch tonight

  • @rebekkacristine8784
    @rebekkacristine8784 Год назад +3

    Great video as always💚💚💚
    and btw you are a very good poem writer i must say😶😹😹

  • @Oliredwd9cm
    @Oliredwd9cm Год назад +1

    Not him watching shrek-

  • @LauraEM1997
    @LauraEM1997 Год назад +1

    "what can be more important than Shrek?" Nope he's got a point. That's a fair dinkum argument right there

  • @irypoutasi5604
    @irypoutasi5604 Год назад +2

    He is so real for saying kfc lol

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 Год назад +4

    😢 omg my husband should take me to a dinner not a exspired candy bar

  • @HazelTheAnimeCat33
    @HazelTheAnimeCat33 Год назад +2

    Hey Green Super Excited For Another Video Of Yours!☺️💚

  • @saint-h3g
    @saint-h3g Год назад +3

    Omg this is perfect 😩❤

  • @periodsaatana4306
    @periodsaatana4306 Год назад +1

    I LAUGH SO HARD WTH THE BEGINING😹😹😹 Clock is 5am is so hilsrious

  • @jmenujisemisa3055
    @jmenujisemisa3055 Год назад +3

    Thank you for this amazing videoo hehe

  • @books9686
    @books9686 Год назад +5

    Green: “Tada chocolate! All yours!”
    Me: who Dosent like chocolate and who is lactose intolerant 😐🫤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +3

      I've really ruined the day, havent I 😅

    • @NOTa_fish
      @NOTa_fish Год назад

      ​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah *drinks and dies in love*

  • @puertoricangirl2810
    @puertoricangirl2810 Год назад +1

    Nothing. Nothing is more important than Shrek.

  • @thebreadster._.
    @thebreadster._. Год назад

    lmao i was so confused when shrek started playing i thought i was going crazy

  • @linoonehat1392
    @linoonehat1392 Год назад +2

    Expired chocolate and a bargain bucket at kfc? Sorry, NO. I'm going to lock myself in the bedroom and go sleep in peace.
    I'm not being a gold-digger, I just don't like about 90% of the menu and I can buy my own chocolate.
    And good luck trying to do anything sexy, usually once I get back from a restaurant I am bloated and so sleepy from food coma, nothing is gonna happen.

  • @bejustyou-00-
    @bejustyou-00- Год назад +2

    Ummm
    ..if anything could be considered perfect this is ittttt...❤.
    The Shrek ...movie has a level 😂✌️

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад +2

    Him: why do you feel the need to start drama all the time
    Me who is a younger sister: I'm the youngest one in my family it is sort of in our job description

  • @felixx0265
    @felixx0265 Год назад +1

    Ok i know its an angst vid but the shrek bit had me laughing and rolling 😂

  • @stressedowl
    @stressedowl Год назад +9

    Eating together in KFC is actually so comfy for me😌 Lots of memories... And now its closed in our country 😭 What kind of "toxic" is that? 😕
    The audio was great✍️ Thank you for the work and take care❤️

  • @AriaaaHazbinnn
    @AriaaaHazbinnn 7 месяцев назад

    My petty ass would've thrown the ring at him after he called me toxic and said "Oh, so I'm toxic? Alright then, we're done" 😅

  • @J3SSMAXX1NG
    @J3SSMAXX1NG Год назад +1

    pls bro i always forget he has a british accent, and i'm always pleasantly surprised by it 😭🫶🏻

  • @zaryathomas6578
    @zaryathomas6578 Год назад +3

    i love this so much 🤩🥰😍

  • @ildikoboglarkanemeth8616
    @ildikoboglarkanemeth8616 Год назад +2

    Sounds so realistically my dear Green 💚💚 although I don't have experience in this.
    Your voice is also toxic in a good way.🥰
    To be married with a man who has such a great voice? Sounds well 🪺🍯❣️.
    It's so interesting to imagine how you look like and in other VA's too. Go go poem King!
    Fighting 🛋️🩺📖📑🍀🙏🫂💞💚

  • @Terrorkobolt
    @Terrorkobolt Год назад +1

    He's not forgiven, he didn't even apologise properly just one sorry

  • @mayyouloveinpeace
    @mayyouloveinpeace Год назад +8

    I love this but I was mad to, to called toxic and you forgot a Special day Mister! 💚💚
    I really love that you have so much humor! I don't understand why people ask if they Partner love they if they are something else 😂💚💚
    Wish you a great day Mister Green 💚🌹

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +3

      Thank you Miyu!!!! Good to know you dont take sh*t from anyone 💚💚

    • @mayyouloveinpeace
      @mayyouloveinpeace Год назад +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 It was a looooooong way but now I laugh more about that [or get angry sometimes] but it doesn't hurt me anymore so much that I want to change myself 💚💚💚💚

  • @koryishereunbothered
    @koryishereunbothered Год назад +1

    Hiii green Im at work right now but you posted so I'm listening to this while working

  • @dollwiee
    @dollwiee Год назад +3

    im late but ur voice is so like gorgeous when u mad😭

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +1

      Thank you!
      I hope you dont deliberately make people mad just to hear it🤭
      (Kidding ofc!)

  • @felixxxxoxo
    @felixxxxoxo Год назад +2

    SORRY I'M LATEE 🙏 LOVE THIS 💚

  • @babypearl
    @babypearl Год назад +1

    I cannot compete with Shrek 😢💔

  • @reenraj1863
    @reenraj1863 Год назад +2

    Amazing One Mr. Green 💚 It

  • @robertamattos1688
    @robertamattos1688 Год назад +4

    Perfect and i loved as always too.❤
    I just don't remember the scene from Shrek, was the first one?? 😅

  • @Terrorkobolt
    @Terrorkobolt Год назад

    Someone calling me toxic is my biggest fear

  • @crystalxnightmarecrystal
    @crystalxnightmarecrystal Год назад

    That last bit got my face red😳 but not gonna lie im also forgetful so um- my future bf or husband wont have to worry about me getting mad at them for that😅

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад

    Him: why does everything have to be negotiation with you
    Me: (whining) it is not

  • @taurusrising1927
    @taurusrising1927 Год назад +2

    I wouldn't get mad if my husband or wife forgot our anniversary. I would just make sure they remember from then on. I would... punish them....if you get my drift. 😏

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 Год назад +1

    Him: my humor is to advanced for you
    Me: no it is not it's just guys usually have dark or whacky humor where as ladies tend to have more intimate humor

  • @brendadenmon2309
    @brendadenmon2309 Год назад

    😂Green! Sharing a KFC bargain bucket?? Count me in for sure!🤣🤟💕

  • @cynthias8067
    @cynthias8067 Год назад +4

    Honestly I would have been happy just watching Shrek together 🤭

  • @sithabilencube7714
    @sithabilencube7714 Год назад

    Bro it's the fact that I actually understand the joke,.

  • @ninny9617
    @ninny9617 Год назад

    Nah cuz I would play victim and turn it against you and I can cry on command so that double kill I'm a very experienced victim player 💀✨

  • @gibhuggiesnow1361
    @gibhuggiesnow1361 Год назад +1

    BOOP
    Green start a boop chain

  • @shadowmist92
    @shadowmist92 Год назад +3

    Oh....oh boy....there was certainly a lot in this one. Fabulous job as always though. Stopped me dead in my tracks calling out the "Would you love me if I was a worm" bit. I dunno if it was a Vox reference or not but either way, made my heart skip lol. Just, really good vocal range in this one, nice work~
    Also....unpopular opinion probably but....Shrek 2 is better than Shrek.

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses Год назад +1

      Yeah, me too on the 🪱 Vox thing... 😅

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +1

      Ive seen the worm bit in a few memes 😂
      Thank you!!!
      And i 100% agree, Shrek 2 is much better imo 😁

  • @Lambsacrifice
    @Lambsacrifice Год назад +1

    Bro I want a divorce

  • @dolfinlovermylo17
    @dolfinlovermylo17 Год назад +3

    Well heloo honey🍯 how's my green 🟢 king 👑 ? I see you are in the mood for some angst witch is tots ok 🫂 and I am here to support you through it

  • @reverietales7565
    @reverietales7565 Год назад

    SHREK!!! 😂

  • @readabout4787
    @readabout4787 Год назад +2

    💖💖💖

  • @vetta1639
    @vetta1639 5 месяцев назад

    How I am toxic I am a sweet person..

  • @audreylefebvre1884
    @audreylefebvre1884 Год назад

    Idea for part 3 of human x neko: Tonight there will be THUNDER!!!!!! And the neko is scared Of thunder.

  • @Zahraa.kourani
    @Zahraa.kourani Год назад +4

    The way that your voice is perfect it makes me cry 😭 love you bitch 🌚💗 marry me 🛐

  • @TearohaCooper
    @TearohaCooper Год назад

    Danm how did I get man like that like that fuc-

  • @ashlyta1668
    @ashlyta1668 Год назад

    But- what do you mean you wouldn't love me if i was a worm😟

    • @ashlyta1668
      @ashlyta1668 Год назад

      That is so toxic comming from you😔

  • @hayamirin6795
    @hayamirin6795 Год назад

    Im Hereeee

  • @yoka7272
    @yoka7272 Год назад

    yessss🎉🎉

  • @n.1partyanthem
    @n.1partyanthem Год назад

    NOOO IM NOT EARLY NO MORE 😭😭😭

  • @TH3B1GCH33S3
    @TH3B1GCH33S3 Год назад

    I'm not toxic I'm just a little guy I swear :c

  • @lux_fer0307
    @lux_fer0307 Год назад

    first, shrek is more fun in spanish

  • @angelhaali
    @angelhaali Год назад

    Roses are red violets are blue
    Today
    I am breaking up with you😍❤️

  • @TaylorSybert
    @TaylorSybert 9 месяцев назад

    Dear legion of the haunted home you are demon lord I know you are I know you are evil against of the mire world for less every night if you want me then cuddle me❤🎉

  • @TaylorSybert
    @TaylorSybert 9 месяцев назад

    I know you are watching a movie or tv show I believe that's you have demons of your pass I know you are legion is your name right I did watch dark exersiem blackwater velly

  • @georginaarmstrong6381
    @georginaarmstrong6381 Год назад

    And school high cat birds movies pizzy two birds from money have face. Two three made joke pregent have joke

  • @Jelly_JellyXD
    @Jelly_JellyXD Год назад

    First 😊

  • @cafetzu
    @cafetzu Год назад +1

    FIRST

  • @febrople
    @febrople Год назад +1

    poetic rizz 😌🫣
    never forget our anniversary ever again, okay? 😤

  • @grey_roses
    @grey_roses Год назад +4

    Ngl, hubby, better be glad you have a *fab voice* because you seem to be tempting doom on every other front here. And were you calling me out for watching a Vox video about the worm thing? Because that's totally not something that happened. 🪱 Now put on a suit, pretend to be a retired mafia boss & let's go get Italian, because that's the only way to salvage this day... 🍝 🖤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +2

      I'm glad you have a plan for where to eat! Saves you the disappointment of me choosing XD

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses Год назад

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Clearly if it was down to you it'd be stale Valentine's chocolate by candlelight! 😂

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  Год назад +1

      ​@@grey_roses 😂