StayingOffTopic Reacts -J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History |

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

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  • @thiagomclima2004
    @thiagomclima2004 Год назад +51

    Tolkien put the One ring in his pocket before the battle started. That's a burn without bars that means "I don't need it to destroy you".

    • @riseagainstthemachine6079
      @riseagainstthemachine6079 9 месяцев назад +3

      nah its just in character, since he doesnt believe that success comes from power

    • @WafleEnterprises
      @WafleEnterprises 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@riseagainstthemachine6079The ERB Tolkien is not actually mimicking his character, dude was a devout Catholic so wouldn’t have been swearing like that.

    • @riseagainstthemachine6079
      @riseagainstthemachine6079 8 месяцев назад

      @@WafleEnterprises
      Huh?
      He wasnt, he killed people at the war.

    • @Connor-ONeill
      @Connor-ONeill 4 месяца назад +1

      @@riseagainstthemachine6079 because he was a soldier during the 1st world war and didn't want to die. The alternative was being shot for cowardice.

    • @riseagainstthemachine6079
      @riseagainstthemachine6079 4 месяца назад

      @@Connor-ONeill
      A sacrileg like murder is a sacrileg bro...
      Doesnt matter if its for your own protection

  • @jakeand9020
    @jakeand9020 9 месяцев назад +22

    Martin was more entertaining/funny, but Tolkien murdered him.

  • @TheGoauldApophis
    @TheGoauldApophis Год назад +36

    This fellow, shit
    Ţoo towering
    It's return of the king.
    He referenced all 3 books in his last line.

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 10 месяцев назад +5

      He won this battle on that bar alone.

    • @Nyarlathotep_Flagg
      @Nyarlathotep_Flagg 5 месяцев назад +2

      Can't reach this "Fellowship", I am "Two Towering", every time I battle it's: "Return of the king!"

  • @embran8486
    @embran8486 Год назад +6

    "branch came from the great Arda tree guarded by the great Elf slayed by the demon lord born from the volcano ashes that erupted in 1312 after the war of...AZEROTH? LMAO! That's combo World of Warcraft! Yeah, Bulldog is on point claiming he's rambling. ^^

  • @TheDoombrigade
    @TheDoombrigade Год назад +17

    There is so much background info you missed, no ownder you thought Martin won while everybody else say Tolkin won. Just the line about fighting in WWI, while Martin was a conscientious objector during Vietnam was enough for me, and there is loads more

  • @ritoplsfixclient1667
    @ritoplsfixclient1667 Год назад +63

    You're probably the only channel that said George won haha. Good reaction nonetheless.

    • @DarkWing494
      @DarkWing494 Год назад +17

      Even so I get it, because they are talking about rap skill of the rapper. Not achievements as a person/writer or the verses they spoke on.
      Which Tolkien totally dominate on😂

    • @StayingOffTopic
      @StayingOffTopic  Год назад +5

      This is true! Hahaha

    • @SonOfIzalith
      @SonOfIzalith 9 месяцев назад

      Not even that, Tolkien bars were insane, Martins were mid​@@DarkWing494

    • @ediblemongoose
      @ediblemongoose 6 месяцев назад +1

      I’m glad this is the first comment that came up so I knew better than to watch, lol

  • @Vexxed3
    @Vexxed3 4 месяца назад

    Honestly I love these reactions. Y’all earned a new sub

  • @JabrilJohnson
    @JabrilJohnson Год назад +1

    What a genius video yall did it again!!!

  • @KitsyX
    @KitsyX 9 месяцев назад +2

    Martin maybe had the delivery and was a bit more fun, but Tolkien had the substance... In style over substance, I say substance wins... But maybe that's just me lol. Still, Tolkien all the way.

  • @SuperBubbles24
    @SuperBubbles24 Год назад +17

    Tolkien destroyed him, no discussion

  • @rivenleah3254
    @rivenleah3254 Год назад +3

    LOVE ERB

  • @IcarusHollow
    @IcarusHollow 6 месяцев назад

    that line about led zeppelin seemed to get past you guys so I'll explain. Robert Plant often wrote songs inspired by Tolkien's work, mostly Lord of the Rings. 'Ramble On' is the most blatant example. little fun fact on the side about their music to drive the idea home: there's a meme or w/e you see on social media titled Pie Chart of Zeppelin Songs or something and it's basically 50/50 sex and Tolkien and a little sliver of citrus. these guys do their research and know their stuff when writing these lyrics for rap battles. sometimes they're just genius

  • @Krobra91
    @Krobra91 9 месяцев назад +2

    Agreeing with all the comments here that Tolkien won, also to remember, Tolkien is the god father of fantasy, Without LOTR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, etc. there would be no fantasy and no Game of Thrones.
    my fav line: "CW Lewis and I Were both discussing, you and jon snow, both know nothing" CS Lewis was the author of Chronicles of Narnia, and his college partner. He often read the rough drafts of LOTR and Hobbit.
    AN example of how tolkiens a better writer: The scene in two towers where the ents march on isengard and attack it. That was scene was a direct inspiration from when he went to go see Shakespeare's hamlet. When they go to the scene of sherwood forest marching on dusinane castle, it was people carrying a bunch of ugly paper twigs. He decided he will rewrite that scene and do it justice, Hence the march of the ents. Also Treabeards character was based of author CW Lewis
    The actor who played the evil wizard saruman, Christopher Lee played the Original Dracula in bram stoker movies back in the day, is cousin to Ian Flemming, the author of James Bond, Lee also met JRR Tolkien and got his blessing to play gandalf, but opted for Saruman since he was too old by the time it came true. Lee was also Francisco Scaramanga in Man with the Golden Gun.
    AKA no matter how you think it, LOTR and Tolkienm win hands down. Way more great movies, stories, people attached to it then Martin and Game of Thrones

  • @tomasv26
    @tomasv26 Год назад +2

    Erb!

  • @WillOrWillNot
    @WillOrWillNot 3 месяца назад

    Have they watched got

  • @Em-ah
    @Em-ah Год назад +1

    Fun :)

  • @djokealtena2538
    @djokealtena2538 2 месяца назад

    Hate to break it to you but you're wrong😂😂😂😂 Tolkien slaughtered his ass.

  • @Watjalukinat
    @Watjalukinat 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yall are delusional... Tolkein destroyed him. I'm thinking yall missed a lot of bars

  • @What-lt3lj
    @What-lt3lj 8 месяцев назад

    I usually love your reactions but man yall got this one wrong, tolkein rebuttled pretty much every one of martin's bars

  • @Nyarlathotep_Flagg
    @Nyarlathotep_Flagg 5 месяцев назад

    Ehh, nah. They do not at all sound like them.

  • @AlphariusDominatus
    @AlphariusDominatus 11 месяцев назад +1

    🤣 y'all have no credibility.

    • @StayingOffTopic
      @StayingOffTopic  11 месяцев назад

      Explain

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 10 месяцев назад

      @@StayingOffTopic because for all your talk your words have no impact, your not deconstructing lines your simply listenening to them and making guesses based on what you hear, if you deconstructed and looked at each line you would have a sliver of credibility

    • @What-lt3lj
      @What-lt3lj 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@bigfrankfraser1391that sounds like an incredibly long and boring video. If I wanted to fall asleep watching a video I'd watch weskeem

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 8 месяцев назад

      @@What-lt3lj well i guess your an uneducated american with adhd who has to take xanax to forget your dull and wasted life

  • @Win-tq2uf
    @Win-tq2uf Год назад

    "George won my fellow zoomers"