The Donkey bruh edit at 14:15 was one of the best things I have ever seen. Haven't seen any other comments about this but I also don't sort by new so...
Welcome to JeffWatch Classic! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0 Number of Bruhs in this episode: 6 2:29 - 1 Bruh 8:34 - 1 Bruh 14:18 - 1 Bruh 14:20 - 1 Bruh 14:25 - 1 Bruh 14:40 - 1 Bruh Total Burning Shadows opened: 347
Max could have at least put some effort into the joke. Maybe read out every backing and treat each card like it was worth a lot, make it 3 hours long. Vsauce woulda done it. Instead he just tears through them sounding bored. What a let down. Fucker hasn't even seen Shrek 2 could have done that so he knew the characters names. Research. ANYTHING.
Lyrics: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire how about yours That's the way I like it and I never get bored [Repeat Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Repeat Chorus]
my man- i spent my allowance on those shit cards for 3 years, got every single card in the first two sets, hundreds of dollars spent on "virtual codes" only ever got one rare item (hypno helmet) i miss childhood TNT ended up "freezing" my account permanently for something i had no part in (there was a bug in ultimate bullseye and hundreds of people got a 2X score multiplier) and i cried and cried and ended up switching to runescape. i still wonder what my neopets account would be like if i never lost my account
Today marks the finest MaxmoefoePokemon video ever produced. All hail Lord Shrek! Protector of the Realms and King of the Seven Kingdoms! Edit: By 'Hearting' this comment, Max has officially bent the knee to House Shrek!
Gdryver05 Basically, it’s when a booster box has a pattern of getting a hollow or GX in Pokémon’s case. So for example, Pack A will have shit, Pack B will have shit, but Pack C has the GX. K, that’s a bit normal, but then Pack D has shit, Pack E has shit, then Pack F has a hollow. I know I’m like, 4 months late to explain this and you probably already found out and I’m wasting my time writing this but I still hoped this helped in some way.
This was just hilarious! Shrek 2 is one of my favorite movies, and I loved how you kept jabbing at how dark the cards were! "He's the creature from the literal Black Lagoon!" 🤣🤣
No one.....Absolutely no one has ever asked for an opening of shrek booster packs. Yet its in the recommendations. And I'm a simple guy so i just clicked on it! Lol
When I was little, we had these cards in Russia. I remember that I had a sticker with Shrek, if you rub his head, you can smell the "swamp". It just smelled like someone had spoiled the air.
Why didn't you put the prices on the cards?
:(
Cause they’re worthless lol
@@mikaylamayfire841 you wont be saying that when shrek cards become an actual currency
Because they are priceless, nobody can buy them. They are too special
@@mikaylamayfire841 Pretty sure you mean priceless
Because they're priceless
Wtf not even a 3 Blind Mice Team Up GX???
8:17
Facts
Not satisfied. Put the cards back in the wrappers and open the SHREK PACKS again.
Actual Poupka haha first reply,IT TOOK A MONTH TO GET A REPLY ON THE TOP COMMENT
@@dorimace so cool
Noice
Mandoplayer its not like the cancer when people say “First!”
Im just saying its weird how the top comment didnt have a comment until a month.
@@dorimace Wow, do you actually care?
At this point you're more likely to pull a Charizard from the Shrek packs.
Its not ogre yet
It's never ogre
He did at 9:20
Marek Halás
There are multiple cards because onions have layers!!!
He would pull one, except it’ll be as black as an unlit mine.
Wow didnt even do the prices on those rares. Disappointed
You have to be very rich to be able to buy them
Weren't enough pixels on the screen for all the zeros
$0.012
jeff tim there mf shrek cards
.000000000012 actually. Too many zeroes so wouldn’tve fit
thank god he finally did this, been waiting years
Same.
Holy shit this is so weird, i was just watching some of your videos.
Well I have to say Shrek was my childhood and I pretty much enjoyed his movies.
Cyranek it’s all ogre now
HI cyranek
Open up the Japanese version of The Shrek packs.
Lionz Gloryz ドンケさん
Cum
Bruh
He should open shrek the third packs
Joseph Sweeney 笑う
Watch as Shrek packs artificially inflate in price after this
They already did a box was 72 dollars as of last week when i checked.
@@AtticusRh0des 😂
The Donkey bruh edit at 14:15 was one of the best things I have ever seen.
Haven't seen any other comments about this but I also don't sort by new so...
Glorious moment
bruh
What boys are hyped for
Endgame
What men are hyped for
Opening 36 Shrek 2 Booster packs
Huh huh huh
boys vs men
What I’m hyped for: *One Punch Man Season 2*
@@DrCraneFan It just came out
The answer is clear!!!
The LONG AWAITED SHREK PACKS HAVE ARRIVED! Now pass over them Japan vlogs max
He finally fucking did it, what a massive legend.
The legend 27 stopped me. Is that meme to old?
@@haydandi3395 memes never get old
nah fam. We had a choice of one or the other.
Max, please stop dropping the O-word with that hard R.
Ogra
Oreo
Oga
What's up my oga
Sa Le you can’t say Ogre that’s our word. You can say Oga tho
When are you going to open the Shrek 3 packs?
Wait till Shrek 4 packs where Shrek and Fiona get a divorce
69 Likes btw
We need swamp stories card opening
@Don'tAskI feel your pain
@@BlueFoxpokemonblud doesn’t know 4 already exists
Whoa Shrek was released 18 years ago...wait that means Shrek is 18 😏😏
Erik Bleu you can legally fuck the movie now
That means donkeys 18 😏😏
Donkey better watch out for Shane Dawson😂
@@ibadatgames_7806 LMAOOOOOOO
*Ew, Rape*
You didn't count if you had all 72 cards. Disappointed
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No hyper rare holographic checklist card?
You'll have to open another box then.
☝🏻
Kinda like that spongebob episode.
After all that waiting and the top post is a fucking spoiler. Wtg
Max when will you be opening up the shrek card's?
Shrek cards at 2 mil! 👌
SHREK 3 packs also?
I want ‘em shrek cards
But He Just OpEnEd
yOu IdIoT hE jUsT oPeNeD
tHeM 1!!11!1!!1
Welcome to JeffWatch Classic!
Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0
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2:29 - 1 Bruh
8:34 - 1 Bruh
14:18 - 1 Bruh
14:20 - 1 Bruh
14:25 - 1 Bruh
14:40 - 1 Bruh
Total Burning Shadows opened: 347
Bruh
bruh, i appreciate the bruh timestamps
Thanks bruh
B r u h
How many ogres in this video?
You should do a face reveal for 2 million
I know right
I've been a fan for a long time and I'm still waiting.
i feel a whoosh coming
@@teod5433 same
Joshay I really wish Max would stop letting his pet monkey film and show us himself 😔
You don’t get “revenge” on us for this. This is OUR revenge for the cereal video.
This is more overkill than America in WW2
14:10 shrek is like horribly photoshopped into that one and I’m reeling
That face-
lmao he looks so creepy-
lol same with fiona
That means it’s least 400 dollars (Australian)
“Oh, I’ll get you guys back for this”
What are you gonna do, not upload for a week? 🤣🤣
Delete this comment before that beast reads it HURRY DELETE ITTTTT
Dont give him ideas...
he's going to get us back by not releasing Japan vlogs
Granny Gumjobs NO. ANYTHING BUT THE VLOGS
3 months
Shregg
One thicc green boi
bruh
Son
Realese my son, please I want to see him again
Epic
How could you spoil shrek 2 for me
>:{ it’s only been out for 15 years
I can't believe I'm the same age as shrek 2
I'm younger lmao
@@clownhop i cant believe there are people on youtube younger than the shrek theatrical release date. I hate getting older.
I'm the same age as the first shrek movie 😎
Jesus i feel old now
Now we just need the damn Japan vlogs
I was literally gonna say the exact same thing but I’m pretty sure he’s gonna wait until he get another mil to do it
guess the japan vlogs are gonna be released at 2 million subs :/
Just be happy for a while that we finally have Shrek packs
William Wade hopefully we’ll watch it with our grandkids by the time it comes out
I hope he pulls the rainbow rare Shrek card in this vid
sorry
he does at 9:18
now we need:
shrek 1 packs
shrek 3 packs
shrek 4 packs
shrek 5 packs
fortnite packs
minecraft packs
roblox packs
Oh no
fortnite packs exist at my country
Danis Tahirovic its at turkey,its rare
Remove the fortnite one
And ANIME packs from flowering heart!
Wtf max, you didn’t do 3 to the back, your not a true shrek 2 trading card fan.
You're*
Srehk*
5*
*treading
*meme
Now that your karma is 50% clean, you should follow up with some Japan vlogs. Maybe then the gods shall bless you with a rainbow Charizard.
This.
They really missed out by not calling it “the shreklist”
And also "mediogre"
I wonder when shrek 2 packs are coming out, like wow
Some of the packs were shrek 2
BRUH THIS IS the video bruuuh....
10/10 Meme
1/10 for the actual pack openings
I somehow convinced myself this was going to be epic. I'm dumb.
Joe Rogan that’s crazy man, you ever tried DMT?
nah max made it boring tbh
_Aren't we all?_
Max could have at least put some effort into the joke. Maybe read out every backing and treat each card like it was worth a lot, make it 3 hours long. Vsauce woulda done it. Instead he just tears through them sounding bored. What a let down. Fucker hasn't even seen Shrek 2 could have done that so he knew the characters names. Research. ANYTHING.
Could you say it's, mediOGRE? :)
end it oh my fucking god I hope he sees this
Glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of that.
He missed the opportunity.
Proud to admit this is my first 1080p video
Best possible start
Worth it
god I wish I could watch in 1080p
Well im watching at 1080p60 BOI xD probably no difference please no hate ;-;
The 129 dislikes are the guys with the pitchforks in the first movie
FaZe BurR this is the part where you run away
No they are the people pissed cause he dissed club penguin cards
faze gay
FaZe BurR faZe is gay
Guys stop mocking me for being in faze ugh... yeah my names a joke.
''I don't know anything about Shrek''
I am very disappointed and I'm not even being sarcastic
i just found this guy and i'm already disappointed.>:T
People were looking forward to endgame, I was waiting for *SHREK PACKS*
omg I'm literally crying and shaking right now thank you Max.
nobody no youre not.
@@SlaterBee no shit
@@SlaterBee can tell you don't use the internet a lot
Was hoping “All Star” would start playing when he walked through the door
Me: *sees the video*
My Fingers:
*_Sonic's my Name, Speed is my game_*
I was gone for a while when did he get 1 Million??
U have answered our prayers,
Now Shrek will answer yours.
*Shrek is love Shrek is life*
Indeed
@@k7884 we must love our ogrelord and his hard green penis
Why didn’t he put the worth of the rare cards in AUD?
They’re priceless💚💚
They're not worth anything
Because people would be super jealous to find out how much they’re worth.
daddy opens shrek booster packs in the 1910s
BarkingAddiction yessir
Zenn Fae sao fans here
Alright due to him doing shrek packs, Japan vlogs are never coming
Scruffy Jake He’s waiting for 2 mill
Holy shit this was funny.
What parent thought "let me get my child a shrek 2 trading card booster pack"
Brian Padilla a good one
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He open Shrek packs
Solarex paccs*
Angery Boi it makes me want to peel my foreskin so far back it turns my whole body inside out.
It makes me want to just die...nothing special, it doesnt deserve that.
FINALLY I CAN DIE HAPPILY KNOWING A GROWN MAN CHILD HAS OPENED SOME SHREK PACKS
Took long enough
“I don’t know anything about shrek”
*me who dressed as shrek for three years straight as a child-“that’s fine”
Top ten anime’s of all time
1: shrek’s day to the beach
You will not be known for the videos you uploaded, but the ones you never did (Japan vlogs)
Japan vlogs are more of a passion project
This is a comfort watch for me. I need another shrek booster video
I think the Fortnite cards video is similar to this :)
Who's ready for the ShReK 3 pAcKs
@Erin Burks 😂😂
Nobody was ready for Shrek 3...
Lyrics:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:]
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Repeat Chorus]
Thank you Jeff, very cool!
12:29 the slightly muffled "f*ck you shrek" is SENDING me
Oh my god it's finally happening. Please let me be stuck in the endless maxmoefoe loop where every episode becomes a repeat shrek booster box :D
HEY GUYS
IT'S ME
Now I just need to see End Game, the last episodes of GoT, then I might as well die, cause I've been blessed. Thank you Aussi Goblin.
Black widow and tony die, cap stays un the past and passes down his shield to sam. Now your one step closer
9:04 "i cant say oger with a hard r, i think i gotta say ogga"
"i aint green"
Alright now open up some Neopets TCG cards
my man- i spent my allowance on those shit cards for 3 years, got every single card in the first two sets, hundreds of dollars spent on "virtual codes" only ever got one rare item (hypno helmet)
i miss childhood
TNT ended up "freezing" my account permanently for something i had no part in (there was a bug in ultimate bullseye and hundreds of people got a 2X score multiplier) and i cried and cried and ended up switching to runescape. i still wonder what my neopets account would be like if i never lost my account
Max is like an onion, he has layers
Happy 1,000,000 bud
The pure frustration at 12:25
My god you did it, you beautiful bastard you did it. The Shrek packs are here.
Today marks the finest MaxmoefoePokemon video ever produced. All hail Lord Shrek! Protector of the Realms and King of the Seven Kingdoms!
Edit: By 'Hearting' this comment, Max has officially bent the knee to House Shrek!
At least with the Club Penguin cards it was an actual TCG
Pie me
If someone wanted to sell more merch, maybe they could sign some Shrek cards and include one in each order...
I think these packs are mapped, you should definitely do a video exposing Cards Inc. on it
What does mapped mean?
Gdryver05 Basically, it’s when a booster box has a pattern of getting a hollow or GX in Pokémon’s case. So for example, Pack A will have shit, Pack B will have shit, but Pack C has the GX. K, that’s a bit normal, but then Pack D has shit, Pack E has shit, then Pack F has a hollow.
I know I’m like, 4 months late to explain this and you probably already found out and I’m wasting my time writing this but I still hoped this helped in some way.
@@snozer6966 it helped me
1:29 pretty epic
THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THE SHREK PACKS
i have waited my hole life for this ....I can die happy now
Yup I dug a whole
This was just hilarious! Shrek 2 is one of my favorite movies, and I loved how you kept jabbing at how dark the cards were! "He's the creature from the literal Black Lagoon!" 🤣🤣
Today was my birthday and this was the best present I could possibly ask for. At last!
Honestly, if there were any cards to sacrifice to the Big Nut, these would be them...
0:54 bold of you to assume I haven’t already watched 15 times
the cards are just flat out cursed images for your opponents pokemon's eyes to bleed
im so jealous you got that fiona and shrek holo :/
0:50 *starts playing*
me: *INTENSE D-DAY FLASHBACKS*
14:11 they photoshopped Shrek and Fiona’s faces!!
And Donkey’s cheeks, a little.
BREH
The fact that you caught that makes you my new hero
XK9Un1T 96 *I NEED A HERO! I’M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO , TIL THE MORNING AND NIGHT!*
Glad someone else noticed
Max where is the Big Nut and Japan vlogs? We need these as well!
don't forget about the door
And Kevin with the door
THE BOSS And Kevin with the mirror and the door and that other forgotten festive mascot(I will never forget that dedenne)
I literally laughed harder than I ever have before in my life
What a sad life
Well it's 1am and I was about to go to sleep but shrek changes everything.
ME HAPPY
ME HAVE SHREK PACKS
MY SWAMPY HEART IS FILLED WITH JOY
*"BACK TO BACK IN THE SAME PACK"* Words from a legend.
Honestly this should have been the April fools vid
LONG SHIRTS!!
april fools max.. torture yourself
Next time:opening 100 booster packs of shrek
your profile pic is his reaction after reading this
His other 1million opening better be the new spongebob meme figures
1987: We're going to have flying cars in the future.
2019: *Opening 36 Shrek 2 Booster Packs!*
@Erin Burks a comment section without you would be better
the goblin has finally given us some gold
These kind of pack opening videos are always the best.
_This intro be like: “Cuphead” noises_
Leave why are you everywhere
Now that you’ve opened the cards I have nothing to comment about :(
WE WANT JAPAN VLOGS
Japan Vlogs
You’re right I can’t believe I forgot about the Japan vlogs, I got too distracted with the Shrek cards
I like how they spelled "ogre" right on the box, but on the actual packs it says "orges".
these are just pictures from the movie printed on cards... xd
As they should be
@@lemonyanva1976 now he knows why people wanted him to open them lol
this actually hurt to sit through
next up max opens youtubers trading card game
"And we have an undeveloped Polaroid..." absolutely killed me. I have to laugh at the worst shit.
On the day I find out I have diabetes, HE FINALLY DOES THE SHREK PACKS
Meghan Stewart congrats?
Gz m8
WHERE ARE THOSE SHREK 3 BOOSTER PACKS, HUH?
No one.....Absolutely no one has ever asked for an opening of shrek booster packs. Yet its in the recommendations. And I'm a simple guy so i just clicked on it! Lol
I'm a simple man. I see Shrek Packs, I get a snack.
(and then watch the video while having my snack)
It's finally Ogre.
When I was little, we had these cards in Russia. I remember that I had a sticker with Shrek, if you rub his head, you can smell the "swamp". It just smelled like someone had spoiled the air.
That’s some dystopian shit
13:40 i' d sleeve that 😂
Me too
I’d put it in a frame