The Vampire Boyfriend - [GACHA PARODY]

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @zoey...7944
    @zoey...7944 5 лет назад +343

    Which "Personality" is she talking about?😏 6:40

  • @mushyrical
    @mushyrical 5 лет назад +266

    Police Car slowly moves toward Aphmau.
    *yEt ShE dOeSn’T tHiNk To MoVe OuT oF tHe WaY*
    +
    Zane ‘Culinary’ does that mean he is a fork?? Or a spoon??? A SPORK!!!!!

  • @lizardlizan1511
    @lizardlizan1511 5 лет назад +115

    hmmm i wonder what kawaii~chan thinks about zane liking aphmau

    • @shadowdusk4499
      @shadowdusk4499 5 лет назад +1

      omg yes

    • @shyanneyang3548
      @shyanneyang3548 5 лет назад

      I dont ship this relationship

    • @jmorales8423
      @jmorales8423 5 лет назад +2

      *Takes out shotgun*WE DO NOT SPEAK OF DIS!!!!!

    • @boop6601
      @boop6601 5 лет назад +1

      Y'all are taking this too seriously, it's just a Gacha Parody

    • @rosejaded7929
      @rosejaded7929 5 лет назад +1

      She raged and became info Chan working with yandere Chan
      *THE END*

  • @Anjali-pp9oo
    @Anjali-pp9oo 3 года назад +78

    Aph: this is a original story
    Me: OMG TWILIGHT I LOVE ITTTT

  • @burgunvlogs1724
    @burgunvlogs1724 5 лет назад +203

    Ok I get it.
    Aphmau/Jess: Isabella Swan
    Zane: Edward Cullin
    Aaron/Jason:Jake
    Basically Twilight.
    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • @temmiechild4359
    @temmiechild4359 5 лет назад +134

    I love the twilight reference and the really slow moving car

  • @aar3782
    @aar3782 5 лет назад +156

    7:04 Oh, my, gawd. That car was moving so *SLOWLY* . and she *STOOD* there. *NO! WHY?*

    • @remygold5234
      @remygold5234 5 лет назад +4

      That's what I SAID! It was soooo f'n Anticlimatic

    • @generaljohn7754
      @generaljohn7754 5 лет назад +1

      No it was in slow motion

    • @aar3782
      @aar3782 5 лет назад

      @@generaljohn7754 ¿But her mouth, and the smoke would have been slower, wouldn't it? Basically everything else

    • @gachasubzero5145
      @gachasubzero5145 5 лет назад

      It’s in slow motion that’s why Zane could stop the car I think

    • @penguin-tc1cx
      @penguin-tc1cx 5 лет назад

      She was probably in shock... I probably would be too tbh

  • @LordBradyRuler
    @LordBradyRuler 3 года назад +4

    I knew Salvana was a force of complications, but GIRLLL!!!! You better get that OUTTA here!!!!

  • @Hilarious_Fox
    @Hilarious_Fox 5 лет назад +391

    There was so much violence in this episode I was ....
    SHOOK

    • @naiomygaleas2535
      @naiomygaleas2535 5 лет назад +13

      HE WAS ABUSING THE BALL WITH THE BAT! THAT WAS VERY HORRIFIC AMD VIOLENT! 😂😂

    • @Hilarious_Fox
      @Hilarious_Fox 5 лет назад +9

      @@naiomygaleas2535 the ball was crying internally

    • @densanimations5099
      @densanimations5099 5 лет назад +2

      SHOOKETH

    • @user-ws5uk4yq8z
      @user-ws5uk4yq8z 5 лет назад +2

      @@densanimations5099 dang it I wanted to say that '~'

    • @pihustoyworld118
      @pihustoyworld118 4 месяца назад

      Do you mean...
      SHOOKETH

  • @sand_3
    @sand_3 5 лет назад +222

    Wait I thought her room was purple.......no one? okay.

  • @lianana8417
    @lianana8417 5 лет назад +91

    This reminds me of ‘Midnight’ by Sepanie Mayo. It brings back memories.

    • @lostecho_
      @lostecho_ 5 лет назад +6

      Ah yes the good old days with the sparkle vampires and Nutella swan

  • @libra9724
    @libra9724 3 года назад +65

    It’s funny that aphmau has Zane the vampire because:
    1 : he is well kinda Pale.
    2 : he is emo.
    3 : he is evil.
    4 : he is like the vampire from twilight.
    5 : is Aaron the werewolf from twilight.
    And does aphmau’s dad have a police car.

  • @anonymoususer7172
    @anonymoususer7172 5 лет назад +557

    Zane is not only a daughter of a queen and the dad of Aphmau
    BUT A VAMPIRE

    • @_.-dream-._7124
      @_.-dream-._7124 5 лет назад +3

      Kitty_ _Games LMAO

    • @HI-cd9lo
      @HI-cd9lo 5 лет назад +3

      Kitty_ _Games 😂

    • @xnatnat9554
      @xnatnat9554 5 лет назад +6

      omg yes, but he said he is actually A BOY and HER BROTHER! How can he tell the queen this?!?

    • @freechicken4928
      @freechicken4928 5 лет назад +6

      Who's zane that guy burnt himself while making mac and cheese

    • @moonlitrose8307
      @moonlitrose8307 5 лет назад +5

      A sparkle vampire (Love love paradise when talking about hatred of the sun)
      * Edit * Wow I didn't think anyone would actually get that reference. Huh.

  • @harperj2389
    @harperj2389 5 лет назад +88

    OoOoH. I got them chills, man.
    And also, 9:49 I thought he said the room was purple?
    Edit: Geezus where are all these likes coming from?

  • @skydemon6804
    @skydemon6804 5 лет назад +349

    Dad:Your room is purple"
    -A couple hours or minutes later-
    Walks into the room and its gray*
    Me: this is a beautiful purple

  • @ilikepinterestclowns
    @ilikepinterestclowns 2 года назад +15

    Now I think Zane is a vampire…. ❤❤❤

  • @marshamell0wo374
    @marshamell0wo374 5 лет назад +168

    I’m here.
    P.S Zane would make a SMEXY Vampire.

  • @baNaNaslicez
    @baNaNaslicez 5 лет назад +508

    Zane is such a mood.

  • @thefadedfae
    @thefadedfae 5 лет назад +190

    “Just ragging on Twighlight!”
    “No This Is Midnight!”

  • @Baku_simp907
    @Baku_simp907 2 года назад +9

    Zane reveals hes a sparkly vampire
    Aphmau "youre about to explode?!"

  • @Galaxia1800
    @Galaxia1800 5 лет назад +544

    TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OF EDITING I NEED TO KNOW 😭😭😭😱😱😱🤣

  • @pinapplesrocks4721
    @pinapplesrocks4721 5 лет назад +535

    Still a better love story then Twilight
    BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MIDNIGHT

    • @kaleighjaymes
      @kaleighjaymes 5 лет назад +6

      Pinapples Rocks! OMFG YESSSS GURL

    • @sxnd1456
      @sxnd1456 5 лет назад +5

      I want to like this comment, but it's at 69 ;-;

    • @thelocaREAL
      @thelocaREAL 5 лет назад +3

      Shadow Chan no it aint

    • @lyvigrace1258
      @lyvigrace1258 5 лет назад +4

      This basically IS Twilight.

    • @blep3655
      @blep3655 5 лет назад +1

      XD and yep XD

  • @dagger2952
    @dagger2952 5 лет назад +489

    I like how aphmau is just holding a potato in like the whole video🥔

  • @ivoryfox775
    @ivoryfox775 3 года назад +23

    7:07 can we all just admire her shock that a car is *slowly driving* near her?

  • @CDBsync
    @CDBsync 5 лет назад +556

    Its not Twilight..
    Its Midnight
    IF YOU GET THE REFRENCE YOU ARE A AMAZING PERSON

    • @Leevee606
      @Leevee606 5 лет назад +12

      YASSSSSS

    • @lleolynx
      @lleolynx 5 лет назад +30

      I loved the midnight jokes in adam's do not laughs, glad other people remember them too :D

    • @Bobbysworld78420
      @Bobbysworld78420 5 лет назад +11

      I get it... from sassy lawyer

    • @tunkercm
      @tunkercm 5 лет назад +12

      Sprinkle vampires

    • @coolguyfandom
      @coolguyfandom 5 лет назад +3

      THAT'S WHAT I SAID

  • @starryluca1420
    @starryluca1420 5 лет назад +140

    Casually uses Zane as a Vampire example XD
    Also when she said “your... a werewolf”
    I kinda was expecting her to say “your an emo” and I don’t know why! XD

    • @fleedili
      @fleedili 5 лет назад +2

      Me too!

    • @nadiatoledo9714
      @nadiatoledo9714 5 лет назад +3

      Yo for the last 2 years I’ve been believing that Zane is a secret vampire and it’s finally true

    • @R0tt1ng_C0rps3
      @R0tt1ng_C0rps3 5 лет назад

      Same i don't know why i just did

    • @jenny5272
      @jenny5272 5 лет назад

      I was too!

    • @SuperFlif
      @SuperFlif 4 года назад

      Minecraft

  • @scarscarx3
    @scarscarx3 5 лет назад +476

    Confirmed
    *Zane was a vampire this whole time* but we all knew that.

  • @arianacains3996
    @arianacains3996 2 года назад +3

    Aphs mum: No sweety it was da Mac n cheese
    Aph: just holding a potato randomly

  • @Kimiik0
    @Kimiik0 5 лет назад +417

    *Aphmau is casually ok with her parents divorcing*

    • @jangnan4145
      @jangnan4145 5 лет назад +1

      iSkyler _Z I’d be (jk idk how it feels)

    • @makaylamars1958
      @makaylamars1958 5 лет назад

      I know right

    • @parkerxd9422
      @parkerxd9422 5 лет назад +2

      Lol yass my parents never got married lol

    • @APerson-dl7xx
      @APerson-dl7xx 5 лет назад +1

      I mean idk if it’s true but when your a kid it hurts but as you get older and older you kinda start to understand or maybe you just get used to it so.

    • @Uniixvia
      @Uniixvia 5 лет назад

      iSkyler _Z LMAO

  • @mechi8925
    @mechi8925 5 лет назад +209

    When he took of the mask she should have been like "huh?! Where are you freckles?!" 8:35
    Yeah I liked my own comment! dEAl WhIt iT .

    • @AnenMT
      @AnenMT 5 лет назад +10

      mechi YEE where is his bootiful freckles ... ;^;

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад +3

      Oh

    • @boxbite
      @boxbite 5 лет назад +4

      That breaking the fourth wall

    • @aeckk
      @aeckk 5 лет назад +1

      hmmm I think you mean dEaL wiTH iT ;0 (Lmao I'm not sorry)

    • @yukii9699
      @yukii9699 5 лет назад

      I agree

  • @IEMon
    @IEMon 5 лет назад +240

    Welp tedward culinary iz bac

  • @TeddynMabel
    @TeddynMabel Год назад +2

    Zane Zane Zane thank you aphmau I love your channel please post more videos !! Dont listen to the haters (sorry if sounds weird but it's the best a nine year old can do:

  • @A1nsL3Y
    @A1nsL3Y 5 лет назад +1681

    Vampires be like:
    *✨✨Sparkle✨✨Sparkle✨✨*

    • @midnightwolf6578
      @midnightwolf6578 5 лет назад +15

      Ikr!!! lol

    • @animationpurple1345
      @animationpurple1345 5 лет назад +22

      ..........
      ..........
      ..........
      ..........
      ..........
      ..........
      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Duckioo
      @Duckioo 5 лет назад +5

      Hehe!

    • @uh.itsgxste_8705
      @uh.itsgxste_8705 5 лет назад +4

      🤣😂😆

    • @Iuvaya
      @Iuvaya 5 лет назад +13

      ✨✨✨ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ - ᴛᴏᴏ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ !! ᴛᴏᴏ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ !!

  • @cosmic.7860
    @cosmic.7860 5 лет назад +324

    "Are those wolf ears?"
    "What?"
    "Those-"
    *Kit kat ad plays*

    • @cosmic.7860
      @cosmic.7860 5 лет назад +1

      @mady pink jay Kit kat ad plays because 2 days ago is valentine.

    • @haillerose7188
      @haillerose7188 5 лет назад +1

      Mine was u.s. air force ad

    • @mack8394
      @mack8394 5 лет назад

      Lol I got one of those hooked ads

    • @oreo_the_dog2593
      @oreo_the_dog2593 5 лет назад

      Mine is downy but in the same time too

    • @mikmikasakagurl8359
      @mikmikasakagurl8359 5 лет назад

      Mine is a Hey Flower ad and also at the same time

  • @jasroowill
    @jasroowill 5 лет назад +101

    Werewolf’s, *shows Aaron*
    Or vampires.? *shows Zane with red eyes*
    Me: uhhhh it hurts it’s so true

  • @livydozer2783
    @livydozer2783 3 года назад +8

    im 10 and I still think about werewolfs and dragons so much

    • @mysticreaper896
      @mysticreaper896 3 года назад +2

      SAME but I’m a little older than you.

  • @pocketpuppy1334
    @pocketpuppy1334 5 лет назад +77

    Is Zane still a boy/girl/princess/thing?!

  • @soup1357
    @soup1357 5 лет назад +58

    OMG IT’S MIDNIGHT!!!!! Anyone get the reference...?

    • @musimusi8
      @musimusi8 5 лет назад +5

      “Then Tedward and Nutella came out from the forest of chest hair and the popo was arrested for kidnapping”

    • @justalonelysquid129
      @justalonelysquid129 5 лет назад

      OMG YES

    • @houseofmalice6952
      @houseofmalice6952 5 лет назад

      Ye

    • @splitsplatoonz7343
      @splitsplatoonz7343 5 лет назад

      I'm having a flashback of Midnight and cannot stop laughing while I fall out of bed still laughing my bottom off.

  • @SparkKnightKlee103
    @SparkKnightKlee103 5 лет назад +50

    Zane: *vampire who shops at hot topic and watch mlp* fav charater: nightmare moon
    Aphmau: Potato
    Aaron: A bootiful whoman
    TOGETHER THEY CREATE THE NiGhT WhOmAnS

  • @Sheraofdarknes
    @Sheraofdarknes 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love your videos and you are my favourite RUclipsr ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mariomartinez5765
    @mariomartinez5765 5 лет назад +291

    Now Zach MUST be punished for burning mac n cheese >:(((
    That monster

    • @its_emilyanne
      @its_emilyanne 5 лет назад +5

      Mario Martinez I has a confession, I burnt microwave Mac and cheese 😂 I didn’t put any water in it

    • @zachbrancato1970
      @zachbrancato1970 5 лет назад +5

      I DID NO SUCH THI--- Oh, you meant Aphmau's father. My bad.
      Carry on.

    • @lagtrane
      @lagtrane 5 лет назад +1

      Zach?

    • @dreaneadream7360
      @dreaneadream7360 5 лет назад

      Mario Martinez NOOO IM ALERGIC TO CHEEZE I ONLY EAT VEGETARIAN CHEEZE

    • @DonutChan
      @DonutChan 5 лет назад +1

      I can’t make Mac-cheese too sooo

  • @JustNepttune
    @JustNepttune 5 лет назад +411

    Zane.. is a ... Vampire .... Im so confused I thought he was just a edgy rude potato lol

  • @kaylahdavisofficial
    @kaylahdavisofficial 5 лет назад +951

    STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT!

  • @lapispiderp1544
    @lapispiderp1544 3 года назад +2

    So much better quality than the actual movie tho like there's less intense breathing and the characters actually are funny

    • @lapispiderp1544
      @lapispiderp1544 3 года назад

      Not joking tho like Bella and Edward gasped and breathed so loudly Everytime they spoke like bro hold your breath for five seconds pls

  • @kitkatlycan8112
    @kitkatlycan8112 5 лет назад +64

    8:50 he cant even blush cause hes pure white

  • @robgebre
    @robgebre 5 лет назад +273

    *oH gUD!!*
    *tWiLiGhT hAs MaDe It'S wAy To GaChA lIfE!!*
    *sOoN titAnTiC gOnNa GeT hErE!!!*

    • @jaclynblue8427
      @jaclynblue8427 5 лет назад +7

      Ok good someone agrees with me

    • @robgebre
      @robgebre 5 лет назад +4

      @@jaclynblue8427
      *lol*

    • @fairyhusky9265
      @fairyhusky9265 5 лет назад +8

      If titanic came to gacha, it would be a total shipwreck. Ok I'll ho

    • @robgebre
      @robgebre 5 лет назад +6

      @@fairyhusky9265
      *pun intended*

    • @lordofsnapple1872
      @lordofsnapple1872 5 лет назад +4

      Eliz DA WAE lol

  • @mafuururu
    @mafuururu 5 лет назад +477

    a vampire and a werewolf playing baseball
    *sTaHP wITh tHe vIOLenCe*

  • @rechellemae590
    @rechellemae590 3 года назад +39

    I watched breaking dawn when I was a kid and after that I immediately wanted to be a vampire and still do

    • @lovedove1572
      @lovedove1572 3 года назад

      I am basically a vampire because everyone calls me a vampire

    • @Starling_Darling
      @Starling_Darling 2 года назад

      I love the color black, prefer to be secluded in the dark, and loves wearing short sleeves in 50° weather

  • @BUTTON-rq8wp
    @BUTTON-rq8wp 5 лет назад +143

    Wait...is Zane a vampire in minecraft...or is he just like me and never leaves the house unless friends are there
    Edit: Why she holding one of her kind at the beginning...? I'm confused

    • @userlollol
      @userlollol 5 лет назад +4

      *sigh*
      This is a parody. In this video Jess is making fun of Gacha videos. Its cringey on purpose and not meant to make sense, and no, Zane isnt a vampire :/

    • @nadiatoledo9714
      @nadiatoledo9714 5 лет назад +1

      I’m sad I’ve been fangirling over Zane night be a vampire for 2 years and it might be true!!!!!

    • @joesaus9123
      @joesaus9123 5 лет назад

      a potato

    • @thatoneweirdperson2291
      @thatoneweirdperson2291 5 лет назад +1

      @@userlollol No she's actually making fun of twilight. I watched some twilight scenes, I know what I'm talking about

    • @baylee7336
      @baylee7336 5 лет назад +1

      She’s making fun of twilight

  • @99Mateoo
    @99Mateoo 5 лет назад +247

    Am I the only one who remembered when Aphmau wrote a story called Midnight about Sprinkle Cupcake vampires when they heard "Zane Culinary"? (In an old try not to laugh)

    • @zoecrooks6426
      @zoecrooks6426 5 лет назад +4

      Coolcookie Gurl nope I loved cakecob blackcoffee

    • @Mia-ro8gg
      @Mia-ro8gg 5 лет назад +2

      Wot

    • @needacuppa1898
      @needacuppa1898 5 лет назад +5

      I REMEMBER!!!!

    • @albedoooo4559
      @albedoooo4559 5 лет назад +5

      I REMEMBER THAT OMG THAT WAS A GREAT STORY 🤣🤣

    • @garbagegorl1834
      @garbagegorl1834 5 лет назад +6

      This would have been much more amazing if it were that.

  • @gembergamer
    @gembergamer 5 лет назад +376

    This has taught me a very important life lesson...
    If the person you love can't make Mac and Cheese, they aren't worth it.

    • @memes1645
      @memes1645 5 лет назад +5

      Lol XD

    • @starrinightzxd9246
      @starrinightzxd9246 5 лет назад +7

      I once was great at making shells and cheese then one day I forgot the water and ended up burning everything
      :/ and then i never forgot to add water again...

    • @thebaconator8752
      @thebaconator8752 5 лет назад +1

      HOLY LOL

    • @strange0130
      @strange0130 5 лет назад +2

      @@starrinightzxd9246 shells and cheese?

    • @gembergamer
      @gembergamer 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, why stay married if he can't make Mac and cheese?

  • @AksanaAnais
    @AksanaAnais 3 года назад +1

    I watched All of your videos ☺️

  • @DaniTheCatX
    @DaniTheCatX 5 лет назад +120

    Ptfffffff. This seems like the storyline of midnight! Without, Nutella Swan, Tedward Culinary and the sprinkle cupcake vampires.
    (Who gets the reference?)
    Btw Love you Jess!! :DD

    • @FenikMori
      @FenikMori 5 лет назад +6

      I did its old jess story time

    • @FenikMori
      @FenikMori 5 лет назад +2

      @Paige Bower I know right

    • @FenikMori
      @FenikMori 5 лет назад +1

      @@dilfrat3727 Your screen name it speeks to me.

    • @17raysplays29
      @17raysplays29 5 лет назад +2

      The lack of cupcake transformations disappoints me.

    • @amorphousether8755
      @amorphousether8755 5 лет назад +1

      Tedward Cullen

  • @SAB-zm2ir
    @SAB-zm2ir 5 лет назад +183

    Zane "Culinary" Just like in her midnight story 😅

  • @yanzeng8832
    @yanzeng8832 5 лет назад +58

    Wait, Kaitlyn wants Aphmau's personality?!?!?
    Cough reference to doodle date cough

    • @akacakegirl
      @akacakegirl 5 лет назад

      Haha that's exactly what i thought of too lol

    • @princessnashi1570
      @princessnashi1570 5 лет назад

      RIGHT 😂😂 I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @tandy9416
      @tandy9416 5 лет назад

      Geneva Galaxy THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF 🤣 Saaaaaaaammmmmmeeeee

    • @lordofsnapple1872
      @lordofsnapple1872 5 лет назад

      Geneva Galaxy I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF THAT XD

    • @midnightwolf6578
      @midnightwolf6578 5 лет назад

      I laughed so hard!!!!

  • @Sherinery
    @Sherinery 2 года назад +12

    I love how she makes the characters COMPLETELY DUMB while they just go with the story :D

  • @feminismisnthatingmen4697
    @feminismisnthatingmen4697 5 лет назад +387

    “ wait! I need to talk to you.”
    “About what?”
    “I can’t read your mind”
    “Um okay, but normal people can’t do that anyways so.”
    “Why are you going to school.”
    “To get an education, duh”

    • @Zia-ep3co
      @Zia-ep3co 5 лет назад +5

      Blood doesn't make a family thanks ,I din't understand what was said in the video

    • @Anthony-ef7bl
      @Anthony-ef7bl 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @jackreeze9163
      @jackreeze9163 5 лет назад +2

      Halerious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shannancaporn
      @shannancaporn 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @gachakitty4968
      @gachakitty4968 5 лет назад +1

      Isn’t like a movie?

  • @llight5257
    @llight5257 5 лет назад +135

    *cough* Midnight was a better vampire love story *cough*

  • @ana-lee12
    @ana-lee12 5 лет назад +121

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
    *sprinkle vampires*
    *Nutella swan*
    *cacob blackcoffee*

    • @g_jabonsophiap.3714
      @g_jabonsophiap.3714 5 лет назад +5

      OMG I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT REMEMBERS APHMAU'S STORY "midnight" !

    • @claritycw6424
      @claritycw6424 5 лет назад +6

      Koharu Hinata OMG U REMEMBER 2 YESSSSSS

    • @skinnylegend2.040
      @skinnylegend2.040 5 лет назад +2

      Sigh I miss Midnight so much😭

    • @pockii838
      @pockii838 5 лет назад +1

      Jess should just like make midnight in gachaverse. It’d be a hit!

    • @SimplyLotus2319
      @SimplyLotus2319 5 лет назад +1

      Blue Starlet YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @lemonadeischan
    @lemonadeischan 2 года назад +5

    man... the movie that popped up in the intro was a movie so long that it was before i was born and my mom watched it... she LOVED it and i found a song from that movie. it's called "A Thousand Years" By Christina Perri

  • @stephaine6502
    @stephaine6502 5 лет назад +503

    9:50
    Dad: Aww daughter why are you crying?
    Me: Because you said my room is purple and it's not 😭
    Edit: These are the most likes I've ever got! Tysm

  • @ipo1490
    @ipo1490 5 лет назад +638

    TBH I always thought Zane was secretly a vampire

  • @_justaroach_3367
    @_justaroach_3367 5 лет назад +534

    Zane: I challenge you to a duel!
    Aaron: *Name it!*
    Zane: Baseball!
    Me: *GASP* THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!
    😂😂😂

  • @Anjali-pp9oo
    @Anjali-pp9oo 3 года назад +14

    Aaron And Zane: "Plays baseball"
    Aph: STOP ALL THIS VIOLENCE!!!

  • @victoriamadia8409
    @victoriamadia8409 5 лет назад +702

    "We divorced because he couldn't make mac and cheese" Gacha Sylvanna 2019

  • @reagannss
    @reagannss 5 лет назад +366

    zane: "lets go for a duel."
    aaron: "you name it!"
    zane: "baseball!"
    me: wth xD
    edited: owo ty for 250+ likes! ❤️

  • @Hazard0usW4ste
    @Hazard0usW4ste 5 лет назад +77

    Every teen vampire movie just fell to their knees

  • @Sweet_but_a_psycho
    @Sweet_but_a_psycho 2 года назад +1

    Ohhh Aphmau and Zane... KC is going to be mad

  • @p1nkforyou121
    @p1nkforyou121 5 лет назад +195

    Aphmau: My personality hasn't developed yet
    Me remembering Doodle Date

    • @yukii9699
      @yukii9699 5 лет назад

      P1NKFor You lol

    • @potatowolf391
      @potatowolf391 5 лет назад

      P1NKFor You are so right

    • @jacetherandom698
      @jacetherandom698 5 лет назад +2

      Omg yes 😂 I always remember doodle date when someone says
      " PeRsoNAliTy"

    • @shadowdusk4499
      @shadowdusk4499 5 лет назад

      @The stupid Potatoes me too but e it was my gf🤣🤣

    • @ucspins3609
      @ucspins3609 5 лет назад

      Ashley Ngo is the barest

  • @apple_turnovers8091
    @apple_turnovers8091 5 лет назад +130

    But like... her room wasnt purple tho ;-;

  • @A1nsL3Y
    @A1nsL3Y 5 лет назад +441

    I love how throughout the entire episode, our smol patoot was holding an even smoler patoot😮✨✨🥔🥔🥔

    • @SAMayonaise
      @SAMayonaise 5 лет назад +5

      Eshiova she messed up the words (SMALLER POTATO) on purpose.

    • @validuslatro9927
      @validuslatro9927 5 лет назад +3

      😝😝😝😝😝

    • @vjayjay88
      @vjayjay88 3 года назад +1

      um jess zane is not a vampier

    • @bushrakayani
      @bushrakayani 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @jenyiah1157
      @jenyiah1157 2 года назад

      This is from twilight

  • @ogFunnyValentine
    @ogFunnyValentine 3 года назад +9

    Aphmau: your a werewolf
    Zane: ...

  • @Explodesyourmicrowave
    @Explodesyourmicrowave 5 лет назад +51

    7:02
    BREAKING NEWS:
    VYLAD IS NOT DEAD!

  • @coletheweird9879
    @coletheweird9879 5 лет назад +307

    I guess you could say this is Twilight reVAMPed

  • @currayo.
    @currayo. 5 лет назад +266

    *NOT THE MAC N CHEESE?!*

    • @thediamondpotato4933
      @thediamondpotato4933 5 лет назад +2

      When I heard that I had to go make some XD

    • @firebean-qy9dx
      @firebean-qy9dx 5 лет назад +3

      Mac and cheese is one of the best things in the world of some one can’t do it they are a disgrace to mankind

    • @star-td8ec
      @star-td8ec 5 лет назад +2

      firebean2006 exactly

    • @darcysvideos218
      @darcysvideos218 5 лет назад +2

      Noooooooooooo the MAC n CHEESE

    • @donnaporter5406
      @donnaporter5406 5 лет назад

      Nooooo

  • @WitherRose477
    @WitherRose477 Год назад +2

    A POLITICIAN!?!?😱😱😱
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DES-r2m
    @DES-r2m 5 лет назад +224

    This literally sounds like my old Wattpad fanfictions

  • @hannah_luv_to_dance4703
    @hannah_luv_to_dance4703 5 лет назад +82

    Zane: I Challenge You To A Duel
    Aaron: Name It
    Zane: We Are Gonna Play Baseball
    Me: OH NO HE DIDN’T! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE! YESSSSSSS

    • @cute_bobakitty5640
      @cute_bobakitty5640 4 года назад +1

      Hi I'm a big fan I can't believe I'm talking to you by the way my name in messenger is Jaden Polanco yayyýyyyyyyyyyyyyyayyyyyy
      OMG

    • @bappletapple5546
      @bappletapple5546 4 года назад

      They didnt even have the proper materials 🤣🤣

    • @errolosouth8075
      @errolosouth8075 4 года назад +3

      Zane: I challenge you to a duel
      Aaron: name it
      Zane: we are going to play baseball
      Aaron:T-T

    • @errolosouth8075
      @errolosouth8075 4 года назад

      What sense does that make

  • @neonfighter4768
    @neonfighter4768 5 лет назад +157

    Zane: Guess again!
    Aphmau: Your a....... politician
    Me:😂😂😂

  • @hugoaleman8493
    @hugoaleman8493 Год назад +2

    Imagine kc tho she would come for Aphmau 😂

  • @thecringyvideos5903
    @thecringyvideos5903 5 лет назад +152

    But the question is........
    Can ZANE make mac and cheese ?????????? ♥️🧀 lol

  • @spruceferret752
    @spruceferret752 5 лет назад +114

    It’s twilight, except it’s actually good

    • @spruceferret752
      @spruceferret752 5 лет назад

      CottonCandy everyone has their opinions

    • @spruceferret752
      @spruceferret752 5 лет назад

      CottonCandy I mean that you like twilight and I don’t. Those are both opinions

    • @spruceferret752
      @spruceferret752 5 лет назад

      CottonCandy well next time can you not call me a b**tch.

    • @spruceferret752
      @spruceferret752 5 лет назад

      CottonCandy honestly, i thought the movie wasn’t the best. And I didn’t mean to start this.

    • @jojoschauman6055
      @jojoschauman6055 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeeeeees

  • @ashlynjaytea8288
    @ashlynjaytea8288 5 лет назад +115

    Anyone else remember "Midnight"?
    You know...
    Sprinkle vampires..
    Edward cullinary..
    Nutella swan..
    Cacob blackcoffee..
    All the good stuff..

    • @rileyp5670
      @rileyp5670 5 лет назад +1

      Tedward*. I love how the car tries to hit on Aphmau, but smoothe in this version lol

    • @compaktdanger4734
      @compaktdanger4734 5 лет назад +4

      Don't do it do not laugh and don't forget Earl the former dungeon beast and current 4. Star chef then 3 star because of dinkle's bad food

    • @lyssamonty
      @lyssamonty 5 лет назад +1

      Still waiting for the launch of the newest midnight

    • @pheonix_gachagamer9875
      @pheonix_gachagamer9875 5 лет назад

      No I’ve only been an aphmau fan for. 2 years

    • @rileyp5670
      @rileyp5670 5 лет назад

      @@lyssamonty i know right?? "The QTip Wolftribe" the final installment.

  • @clrsabxtr
    @clrsabxtr 2 года назад +1

    this is kinda like zanemau and it is
    VERY CUTE JESS

  • @myrnavelasco6470
    @myrnavelasco6470 5 лет назад +162

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    THE TWILIGHT REFERENCES
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    THIS IS SOOOOOO BASED ON TWILIGHT

  • @kinglightgacha7891
    @kinglightgacha7891 5 лет назад +340

    "we're TRAVLYN the world"
    He ships his own children O_0
    Edit- THAT'S A LOT OF LIKEZ :O

  • @jurakan7777
    @jurakan7777 5 лет назад +149

    *Actually am not gonna lie that anime girl actually is cute and*
    *OMG AM I CRUSHING?!?!!!*

  • @rhondafaulkner2519
    @rhondafaulkner2519 Год назад +1

    *dies of blushing too hard * says last words*it was too cute

  • @shylarkin238
    @shylarkin238 5 лет назад +115

    Jess can you make a gacha season of midnight
    If you remember
    Da CUPCAKE VAMPIRE’S
    And Nutella SWAN
    Please I need to see this happen

  • @burntbarbie9031
    @burntbarbie9031 5 лет назад +360

    **Twilight Has Left The Group Chat**

    • @justalonelysquid129
      @justalonelysquid129 5 лет назад +17

      *Midnight has joined the group chat*

    • @shu_lu
      @shu_lu 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahaahhahahahahahaha

    • @猫梅森
      @猫梅森 5 лет назад

      W0t

    • @paitynsewell2546
      @paitynsewell2546 5 лет назад

      I actually just read all the twillight books lol *paityn has left the group chat*

    • @dotdotdot7571
      @dotdotdot7571 5 лет назад

      Ok

  • @Starkie_Boi
    @Starkie_Boi 5 лет назад +46

    Aphmau.....
    Twilight addition, yay?

  • @Starling_Darling
    @Starling_Darling 2 года назад +1

    Aph: You don't eat, you don't sleep
    Me: Okay, we're skipping some stuff
    Aph: A politician?
    Zane: *No* That is a evil far more than my existence.

  • @Sillymoment910
    @Sillymoment910 5 лет назад +82

    *Aaron sees thumbnail*
    Aaron: no
    Aaron: I have been betrayed

    • @nazwaalyamaushily1134
      @nazwaalyamaushily1134 5 лет назад +2

      hahahahhahahahahahaaha

    • @weirdvloger1803
      @weirdvloger1803 5 лет назад +2

      Zane:HAHA TAKE THAT AND THATS WHY YOUR IN HERE SO WE CAN DO VLILINCN ON BASE BALL HAHA

  • @cherrykuma5442
    @cherrykuma5442 5 лет назад +556

    The only time where Zanemau happend

  • @amystery1342
    @amystery1342 5 лет назад +137

    *Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have left the chat*
    P.S. Those people play Bella and Edward.

  • @ericandlizjaeger
    @ericandlizjaeger 2 года назад +1

    TWILIGHT IN 12 MINUTES (so obvious)

  • @aili8591
    @aili8591 5 лет назад +68

    The picture of Zane when she said vampire
    And
    When she slapped Twilight
    I’m dying 😂😂
    Also: 6 views, 795 comments, and 995 likes
    *YOuTuBe iS dRuNk*

  • @thehowlingcatastrophe1058
    @thehowlingcatastrophe1058 5 лет назад +123

    If your man can’t make Mac and cheese. *DIVORCE HIM!*

  • @rosepetals9766
    @rosepetals9766 5 лет назад +59

    7:56 i thought aphmau was gonna say “ y-your a mief’wa (I sorry I don’t know how to spell it) it’s ok your secret is safe with me”

  • @MizukieOffical
    @MizukieOffical 3 года назад +1

    omg cool 😍😍