During the original MW2 days, they kept track of the number of Barrels blown up and about how much that was worth. At that time, a barrel was about $88. According to the this video, the price went WAY down. More than half.
@@total_blasphemy Thanks to Former Vice President Joe Biden.
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@@total_blasphemy lol 4k each??? You are way off. By your calculation, unrefined oil is 72$ per gallon. Its actually 1.5$ per gallon. A barrel of oil is worth 81$ today.
I don’t know what terrifies me more the fact that Michael bought Pokimane a barrel of crude oil while ominously tossed a lighter up and down or the fact that Michael Reeves has access to a supply of crude oil
Its not hard to buy crude oil.... really the only thing stopping people is... why? Not much you can do with it besides refine it Also the cost could be a huge deterrent since shipping something that size by freight is never cheap.
If all of you weren't dependent on the little cheap plastic comforts and conveniences of "civilization," the private equity which controls the government wouldn't have the power it does to "impose democracy" in conveniently resource heavy areas around the globe, thus stopping colonization in its tracks. But you will continue to participate "unkowingly" in the colonization mindset which makes you sick.
@@StillNightss you laugh but i used to have a keychain with tritium inside that would excite a glow in the dark section to always glow… it was really cool until i lost it. I looked for it everywhere with my own 3 eyes but could not find it for the life of me…
if micheal showed up with a normal gift... run....... actually that sound slike his next video idea probably. and you know like 5 months away prob enough time for a reeves upload. a little early though.
The gleeful "She chose the gift, what a fuckin idiot!" is magical. Michael truly is a gift to the world. Only good thing to come out of that house in YEARS.
Not really. I work on a oil rig. That entire drum is worth less than $100. It would cost more to ship that single barrel and refine it into anything useful at all. Idk why you think its super valuable because its not. It's only valuable in the sense that when we drill for it we produce almost half a million barrels of it at a time.
@@chantz7515 she wouldnt actually getting 25 barrels of crude oil, the oil drum shown is empty and just a prop, she would have just owned a share of oil that is equivalent to 25 barrels.
@@finkyfamboni4333 you dont even know what you're talking about when you say "share of oil" and thats still only $2500. And if you're talking about a stock when you say share, when you buy an oil ETF or future, you dont actually have any rights at all to physical oil.
You know how dangerous Crude Oil is when not handled correctly, right? Ofc they aren't going to give someone an entire DRUM of crude oil because that's dangerous.
@@DaesoTheOneyou're right, it'll make a mess that's kinda hard to clean up... What else? Could potentially irritate the skin a little? Could be lit on fire if you poured it out and had an open flame near it, but it'd be harder to light than a dozen other things in that room, including their clothes. I work with thousands of gallons of this stuff every day, there's nothing overtly hazardous about it in its crude form. When it's processed and turned into fuel, that's when it gets especially dangerous. Don't drink it, don't put it on your face, and don't pour it onto an open fire... Basically treat it like any household cleaner you've ever seen and you'll be fine.
@@DaesoTheOne oh, yeah that stuff sounds scary, and is heavily regulated afaik. Crude oil is, to my knowledge, only difficult to get by a private person because there just isn't a reason for anyone without a refinery to have it. There isn't a method in place to sell and get it to anyone in such small quantities. My guess is that he wasn't joking about having another 24 barrels, because that's probably the smallest quantity he could get a producer to sell him.
A drum of crude oil is exactly the shit I would expect Michael to white elephant someone with
*25 drums of crude oil
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota 25..55 gallon drums of crude oil... 1,375 gallons of crude
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota no?
@@membranealpha5961watch the video again blud. Brodin says he’ll ship the other 24 to poki
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota i do be a little restarted. sorry about that lmao
"She chose the gift what a fuckin idiot" LMFAOOOOO Michael is way too funny man
Love it
The would be horrifying knowing what Michael has made
Had me rollin 😂😂😂
Accuracy: 100
Missed the best part .. "You could dump it in the ocean!"
then followed up with, "any body of water, hinestly"
“for fun”
I do this with my used car batteries to help the electric eels stay charged up 😁
@megastuffed6221 that's my favourite safe and legal thrill
Dump it in the sea
"We will ship the other 24 to you" oh god it wasn't just one barrel
During the original MW2 days, they kept track of the number of Barrels blown up and about how much that was worth. At that time, a barrel was about $88. According to the this video, the price went WAY down. More than half.
@@USKid123 during early covid they were paying people to take it
@@USKid123the video was like a few years ago and each barrel is worth like 4k now
@@total_blasphemy Thanks to Former Vice President Joe Biden.
@@total_blasphemy lol 4k each??? You are way off. By your calculation, unrefined oil is 72$ per gallon. Its actually 1.5$ per gallon.
A barrel of oil is worth 81$ today.
I don’t know what terrifies me more the fact that Michael bought Pokimane a barrel of crude oil while ominously tossed a lighter up and down or the fact that Michael Reeves has access to a supply of crude oil
To make it more terrifying, that's not a lighter that's a fuckin utility knife LMAO
@@AsuraTheBassI feel more at ease with the knife
It's not hard to buy crude oil tbh
You can buy crude oil too lol
Its not hard to buy crude oil.... really the only thing stopping people is... why? Not much you can do with it besides refine it
Also the cost could be a huge deterrent since shipping something that size by freight is never cheap.
Poor naughty kids gets coal. Rich naughty kids gets oil 😂😂😂
As a fellow American I need to know the locations of these rich naughty kids. And Highlight the ones in the Middle East
@@kyekruchoski1457 Or you could look around the financial districts... you'll get some good results there too hehe
Saudi kids get oil fields.
So you called Poki naughty
@@user-yb8xz6gt3o of course she is. For a multitude of reasons
"The US government would like to know your location"
💀
They're going to free the hell out of em.
Democracy is calling
If all of you weren't dependent on the little cheap plastic comforts and conveniences of "civilization," the private equity which controls the government wouldn't have the power it does to "impose democracy" in conveniently resource heavy areas around the globe, thus stopping colonization in its tracks. But you will continue to participate "unkowingly" in the colonization mindset which makes you sick.
What is America gonna invade its self? They’re in LA…
Micheal being a little gremlin is great
Rae: it's a barrel killed me XDDDD
Her face
I think, she knew.
Her expression, tone it was perfect.
Ur cringe
The disgusted “it’s a barrel” is very funny to me
They probably thought it was gonna be that barrel of lube
She’s a Pewdiepie fan
she was thinking it was the 55 gallon barrel of lube LUL
The is a *very different* kind of... Oil that is also sold in 55 gallon barrels lmao
Didn't know rae had a fear of barrels😂
My only guess is she thought it was a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Brings me back to the pewdiepie days
Only when it’s Michael gifting them… 😂
*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat*
crude oil one year, shiny cube things the next, i honestly cant wait for Michael's next gifts...
"your bedroom gets painted vanta black"
“A radioactive keychain! 1 hour of it on your person is equivalent to 75 thousand x rays!”
@@StillNightss you laugh but i used to have a keychain with tritium inside that would excite a glow in the dark section to always glow… it was really cool until i lost it. I looked for it everywhere with my own 3 eyes but could not find it for the life of me…
Michael is legitimately the only one who understood how this game is played
and he beat poki who was trying to game the system
at this point, it’d be weird for michael to show up with a normal gift
if micheal showed up with a normal gift... run.......
actually that sound slike his next video idea probably. and you know like 5 months away prob enough time for a reeves upload. a little early though.
@@Fleato gta 6 will be out before his next video
The gleeful "She chose the gift, what a fuckin idiot!" is magical.
Michael truly is a gift to the world. Only good thing to come out of that house in YEARS.
“55 gallons of crude oil!”
*tism object fidgeting intensifies*
Should’ve kept Michael’s gift, would’ve made 4x the profits now
smartest investment i ever seen
Not really. I work on a oil rig. That entire drum is worth less than $100. It would cost more to ship that single barrel and refine it into anything useful at all. Idk why you think its super valuable because its not. It's only valuable in the sense that when we drill for it we produce almost half a million barrels of it at a time.
@@chantz7515 she wouldnt actually getting 25 barrels of crude oil, the oil drum shown is empty and just a prop, she would have just owned a share of oil that is equivalent to 25 barrels.
@@finkyfamboni4333 you dont even know what you're talking about when you say "share of oil" and thats still only $2500. And if you're talking about a stock when you say share, when you buy an oil ETF or future, you dont actually have any rights at all to physical oil.
@@chantz7515found the government employee trying to keep his riches to himself
“Wooooo! She chose the gift!!!” -Toad from the Mario series
That barrel is empty, Michael tilts the barrel like it's nothing and when unloading it, the barrel sounds completely hollow.
Michael is surprisingly strong and the probably edited the sound to be quite so you could more easily hear people
It would make sense to have an empty barrel as a representation of the gift
Next two days on Google: "what can I do with crude oil?"
Yeah that drum is completely empty.
The sound it makes and the ease of which hi picked it up onto the dolly gave it away.
You know how dangerous Crude Oil is when not handled correctly, right? Ofc they aren't going to give someone an entire DRUM of crude oil because that's dangerous.
@@DaesoTheOneyou're right, it'll make a mess that's kinda hard to clean up... What else? Could potentially irritate the skin a little? Could be lit on fire if you poured it out and had an open flame near it, but it'd be harder to light than a dozen other things in that room, including their clothes.
I work with thousands of gallons of this stuff every day, there's nothing overtly hazardous about it in its crude form. When it's processed and turned into fuel, that's when it gets especially dangerous. Don't drink it, don't put it on your face, and don't pour it onto an open fire... Basically treat it like any household cleaner you've ever seen and you'll be fine.
@@danielb6472 myb I was thinking of ammonium nitrate
@@DaesoTheOne oh, yeah that stuff sounds scary, and is heavily regulated afaik. Crude oil is, to my knowledge, only difficult to get by a private person because there just isn't a reason for anyone without a refinery to have it. There isn't a method in place to sell and get it to anyone in such small quantities. My guess is that he wasn't joking about having another 24 barrels, because that's probably the smallest quantity he could get a producer to sell him.
@danielb6472 So bro spent almost $2,000 on a white elephant gift exchange? Dam I wish I had that much disposable income
Micheal always had a crude sense of humor 😂
Michael the type of guy to buy someone galvanized square steel beams
and he gets his nuts and bolts from is aunt
That dude’s so Willy Wonka coded
Michael: I infused your gift with the power of 🌈 DYSTOPIA 🌈
Michael was the only one who understood that the game was white Elephant.
pokimane didnt want to get invaded by america.
I'd love that shit, I'd keep it in my room and use it to just put magnets and shit on it.
House fire:
Missed the part where it's empty one handed tilt lmao
I was thinking either he’s stronger than me or it’s an empty barrel
I mean his gift to jodie a.k.a quarterjade being a solid tungsten cube im not suprised poki gets a oil drum filled with crude oil
You get 55 gallons of crude oil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the way he says it
I love that I knew exactly why michael got oil instantly. It's the most stable resale price on the planet
So it's not 1 barrel of crude oil but 25 in total? Aw, good ol' Michael Reeves.
I swear he’s running around like the treasure goblin from diablo 3
The "what a fuckin idiot" is so funny as he's just prancing away
Can't believe they didn't include
Poki: "What am I supposed to do with it!?"
Michael: "Dump it in the ocean!"
😂
Oil up😏
Michael always confirms to be the most funny and villanous man on the planet
It’s so funny how she sees the package and says, “oh my god it’s oil isn’t it” like she’s been asking for it all year 😭😭😭
I heard someone knock at the end of the video and I instantly thought of the United States government coming after the immediately, hahahah. Lol
Michael yelling “she chose the gift! What a f***in idiot” will live in my head forever rent free
Poki: OH MY GOD, IT'S *OIL* ISN'T IT?!?!?
That was a concerning amount of glee in that sentence...
Igniting the he room is what I was scared of
looking back now in hindsight this is a great investment gift
And this is how Poke became an oil tycoon
American military about to show up at Pokis door
USA: Oil? Pokimane's crimes have gone unaddressed for too long.
Rae 100% thought it was the $1k barrel of lube with that look of disgust 😂
that's probably tripled in value at this point.
WTI crude is up 15%. Unless he bought in September then it would be down 10%
literally not even close buddy.
It was empty. One you can hear it resonating when its moved, and Michael moved it on the the hand truck with just one arm.
With the amount of consumption of gas and oil right now I would gladly take it for when everything runs out in 40-60 years
The real gift was content and we all know pokimane would eat that up.
"IT'S A BARREL!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
right. he just props a 55 gallon drum of oil on a dolly with one hand. suuurrrrre bud
Pokimane sounded so American 😂 "Its oil isn't it?!!"
You know when he wheeled in a barrel i half expected Michael to have bought the 50 gallon drum of "personal lubricant" from amazon.
Lock Your Doors...
Do not respond when you hear the eagle
No fear
"Oh I *don't* want it"
One fear
pokimane the sort of person who is always checking her hair is right for the camera
The Urbans discovered an oil barrel like Neanderthals to fire.
that sht gonna be worth multiple countries years from now
In the description before I clicked the short, it stopped at 55 gallon, I thought it was gonna say “55 gallon barrel of lube.” 😂
In Michael's next video, he is going to recreate the Lebanon storage shed explosion in the Offline TV house! Hell yeah!
Years late and this never gets old. Michael Reeves is the best kind of deranged
Dude let his futures contract close 😳
“OMG ITS OIL”
- Most US shit ever
"does it smell bad?"
Why would that be the first thought for a card ..
america: so i heard someone needs freedom?
*29654 missed calls from America*
"Crude oil" he says
Playing with a box cutter the entire time is madness and I’m here for it
Ah yes the most American xmas gift there is......oil 😂😂😂
Michael Reeves with access to a crude oil reserve is somehow terrifying also... fucking hell thats black gold right now
"Dump it in the ocean for fun. Throw it in a lake." 😂😂🤣
39 missed calls from America
When Michael starts jumping up and down like a goblin you know you fucked up
One of history's greatest moments I still think of this regularly Micheal is my meme Lord and Savior.
The next gift from michael will be a refinery so you can make your own petrol and diesel hahahah
"Why do you want this?"
I don't want it.
*Entire rooms becomes unintelligible noises and screams*
That's kind of a fantastic gift tbh
Micheal is a mood
"Why do you want this?"
"Oh I don't, did you not catch why I called you an idiot?"
They don't realize she can make a 24 carat diamond with that much oil.
Atleast it's an appreciating asset.
Gas deteriorates within a year
@@candiedcrusader7841 ah i see, ya learn new things everyday.
US: I'm watching you reeves...
Wow he moved that "full" barrel as if it was empty. Super human?
typical Harry and Hermione shenanigans
i would be funny if poki’s subsequent streams had barrels of oil in the background
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
Lmao she was given a task 😅😂
Forget the lump of coal, he got her a whole barrel of crude. Thats the weirdest flex I've ever seen.
American government: we heard there's, well, oil. It's mine now
I feel like michael is way too unhinged for this group lol
That's alot of dinosaur remains lol
The US declares war on pokimane
A real friend wouldn’t sell the oil and keep it in her room.
he gifted the leader of just stop-p oil a barrel of crude, gold.
They have oil. There's an Apache attack chopper flying over the house rn
The US military would like to have a word about your oil 😂
Michael looking like Filipino Harry Potter
Thank god i thought itd be 55 gallons of something else