Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: America's Sweetheart w/ Ari Shaffir
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
- Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Ari Shaffir! You Know Ari Shaffir from Stand Up Comedy, Protect Our Parks, the Joe Rogan Experience, You Be Trippin, This is Not Happening, Kill Tony, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The Tucker Carlson Show and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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April 15 - Pittsburgh, PA
April 17 - Cleveland, OH
July 19 - Atlantic City, NJ
Nowhere in the south?! What are we doiiiin gang
Finding out that beer fridge is broken is like Santa isn’t real
it not even frosty though lol
I could go for a fridge warm bud heavy can
Have they talked about it??
@@spencer8144countless times
@@Last_Chance.i don’t think that’s true
Foley: "We can't be doing bumps and shit like that"
Ari: "Yes we can"
Foley: "Alright" 🤣🤣🤣
“Compound disinterest” is a home run
On the anniversary of kobe. Tight lol.
That's 1st degree
😂🙌🏼
I'm sure it's a coincidence haha
Holly cow hhahahahahaha
@@zloiche 100% a "coincidence "
I've been sober for a bit now. Looking for a new job. Yall are the only pod that has consistently made me howl regardless. Bless yall
Appreciate you and congrats!
Right there with ya brother
we promised in highschool we would smoke a blunt at the funeral if one of us died. unfortunately the occation came up when my buddy Jon was only 25. All of us made sure to wait for after the service when they were just finished filling in the dirt. We rolled over to it and stood in a final circle. We talked about movies which he loved. Finished the blunt just as the crew came up to do the grass. buried the rest of it right there with him. Miss ya buddy.
Promise kept
Well done.
That’s actually a really sad but heartwarming story. You are loyal bros and Jon was blessed to have you all as friends . ❤
Jon kicks ass
Roach for the dead
This date has to be on purpose.. 😂rip Kobe
Lol love it
The chemistry of this show is unmatched, y'all never miss
Yesss the boys are my shining light in these garbage times hahaha
"Compound Disinterest" might be the most Jewish joke ever told. 😂
Also, conserving bad energy.
Ari is a real one for the random Mac Dre reference Thizz in Peace
yea, a real cringe lord
@@LFshlevinaris the man go blow a seagull
Yessir
long live Mac muhfucking Dre
I am Bay Area garbage ❤
@@hi86065 Is it garbage to swim at any body of water in The Bay , Nor California
Standing at the clock waiting to get off after this long ass 12 🤙🏻 Good way to close out the weekend fellas appreciate youse
The question “is it garage for your dad to pick you up for a custody exchange on his motorcycle?” is one of the greatest questions of all time lmao
The Tuddy's out of town house party is the best idea ever. Ari is the best guest.
"Devonair" is a good piece of work. 😂
'I hear that kangaroo burger packs a punch' is such an underrated joke. Love youse.
"i'm just trying to take a nap here" - foley. *A Snorlax is laying across the path
For a sec when you guys said "we dont condone that" i thought you were talking about the chardonnay and not the drunk driving😂
56:02 foley has been taking multiple sips from an empty can
Rip to the headphone users with max volume on that Foley HEY
big man!
F. HOLEY 😂😂😂😂😂
Ari Shaffir is for the table. We need a Garbage Hyenas ep.
Ever thrown a bicycle brought back some rough memories 😂😂😂
the Whale-ing wall goes unnoticed. Thats so good.
45:00 Foley definitely was gonna say under his gut 😂
“A little Jewish kid in there watching me” 😂😂😂 too good. Please throw that party
Foley getting iced on the Cold Stone bit was hilarious
I think we need a "AYG goes to the super bowl"
Send the boys the money
@@whoopnazty4526 I got a garage fridge to fill pal, they got the ghee anyways
Send the boys to get slaughtered by the refs is diabolical
Fire up the Patrion subscription
Beer fridge is broken the video game doesn’t work…..AYG to a tee!
Listening since literally Day 1, been years now and this is still the podcast that always has me laughing and still smiling when I'm hitting the like button at the end of the show. Great show guys!
Thanks for the support brotha
Cheers 🍻 my ninjas from Tennessee!
What up homie!?!?!? East over here! By the Great Smoky Mountains National Park
I just seen kippy trying to climb a pole in south philly after the birds game. Haha. Go Birds!
@49:50 A "get on" 😂😂😂 I'm crying laughing
GO BIRDS!!!!! SUPERBOWL HERE WE COME!!!!!
go birds baby
Andy Reid going to drag his nuts on the Delco boys
Well you better get on the nfl ref patreon if you wanna have a shot
Go Birds!!!!!!!!
Let’s go boys!!!! Go birds 🦅
It's Mr. Shafter, literally and figuratively, in all his glory
Damn, finding out that it wasn't a cross eyed bear from Ari is a tough way to end my weekend
😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ Vindication!!!! I thought that when I was young and it’s still a family joke 30 years later!
"Compound Disinterest 👍" 🤣
These are the best hangs. Love youse guys
God damnit these AYG guys are fkn hilarious. Foley’s callback to the Jewish kid sitting w/ his cadaver… Kevin’s “ur fight or flight is cookin” line when rapping about almost drowning from the big kids’ waves… god damnit my face hurts.
Mixing all the drinks at a fast food joint is a tsunami
Kippy is never amused with the Tooties whenever there’s a guest 😂
If AYG goes to the superbowl with Shane I’ll subscribe to the Patreon!
Bozo
Ari is up there with the best guest!
"Are You Partying?" sounds like a great livestream idea
“They would hurt too…” Foley describing how getting a bike thrown at you would feel.
That special is pretty great fellas... highly recomended
Only thing that bothered me about is the topics were almost all the same as shanes. Wasnt the same jokes but the topics were basically all the same as shanes first special.
Was in Maui and watched 2 homeless guys fighting. One absolutely chucked a bicycle at the other. Greatest fight I've ever watched.
The cross eyed bear that you gave to me hahahahaha
Every time there's another Ari episode I think of Independence Day. "hello boys, I'm baaaack!"
These boys are my wheelhouse!! Having great comedians on is 1 or 2 hours that fly bye!
Also the pods when they are on holidays & touring is my favourites!
Ari is right about the house party. Love is channel
"It was a guy in a Kangol hat" deserves more credit.
I now live for Mondays…❤❤❤ love youse!!! 😂😂😂 needed this today!!! ❤
"Throw a bike" LMAO!!! What a fantastic use of the English language! That short statement conveys so much, so clearly to the reader/listener. Incredible!
I've been alone with so many dead people as a kid when an adult would need a smoke or a nap and I'd have to sit there til they get back lol
I needed this to talk me off the ledge after that bills chiefs game
Can we get a Big Jay and Ari dual pod? 2 of the best AYG guests
We always called the Mixing of all the Sodas "Swamp Water"
My grandma walked in on me watching and she said “they look professional!”👵🏼
I NEED to see an AYG party cast 😂😂😂
Shoutout to the BAY! 33:00 when Ari was mentioning Mac Dre...
Aris special was great. He's on another level lately
He looked so casual
Not a lot of "jokes" he's kinda just a performer. When did standup lose the jokes? Not tell an ok story in a funny way.
guy is bonkos
@@jimsonjohnson3761 wrong. He tells jokes. Did you actually watch it or you're guessing?
@@jimsonjohnson3761 you suck
Ari Shaffirs comedy special was promised to us 3000 years ago. Its as it was foretold 🥸
Ari shouting out mac dre is wild! Ari is the man
Hot take - this is one of the best free episodes of all time. The AYG questions were sooooo good.
“Boom that’s how you close it!” Took me tf out lmao
Love bringing Cousin Ari in! Keep it up, fellas!
*Eagles are GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL! **#GOBIRDS* What's up Uncle Ari!!
Birds suck
@gogorth1936 dude all you do is post negative comments.....why u even here bruh? 😂😂😂
@ because this channel is full of annoying losers
Go Birds!!!!!
They didn’t know Thizz face! 😂 I feel old. Mac Dre y’all!
Ari Garbage is a show i am looking forward to 😂❤
Love the show guys. Just saw Ari when he came to SLC. So happy for that SOB!
These stories remind me of going back to my house to change to go to a 18 and up club night in Milton pa back in the day and we had road beers on the way home. A cop sitting roadside seen us as we sped past him and got in a chase. I went to throw the beer bottles out the window and they bounced off the inside of the roof all over the car. Everything was covered in beer as we were speeding away from the cop we lost him on a back road because he had a crown Victoria and they didn’t handle well in the dirt roads😂
HESSSS BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Ari should have to go on every popular comedy podcast at least once every 2-3 months
Racking my brain trying to think about if I’ve ever thrown a bike. I feel like I have
GO BIRDS!
Go birds!!!!!!!
35:20 Foley with the, “we’re working on it” knowing full well he hasn’t done anything to help
☝️ Underappreciated comment
ari is the one dude that gets it when it comes to living. love that he just wants to dip out and explore for no other reason than to experience its refreshing. had enough of the comedians taking themselves serious like they arent clowns
Dude's got integrity which is extremely rare
Foley is definitely getting waxed in Turkey. 😂
Ari is definitely one of my favorite AYG pieces of trash.
Ari on the show is always a great time😂
Ari and AYG is always a great time 😂
I'm pretty jammed up that the beers in the background fridge are warm!
You gonna pay to keep them things cold??
Nice big turk shout out. I bring them down for a friend whenever I visit.
We called it swamp water. All the sodas mixed together
Multiple fountain sodas in one cup is called a "Frankenstein".
26:14 I do not get this poker strategy that Ari has! 😂
If there is a hair appointment over seas.. every minute needs to be filmed and shown.
Throwing a bicycle is a nunchuks level question.
52:23 Dr Foley "clearly this man has a problem with his elbow bone"
Ari’s house party is a great idea. 💡
"There's a big thing that dirt bag families do" had me dying
YEAAAAAA ARI HITTING ALL PODS ❤❤❤❤
thebest podcast. I wanna hang out with these guys so bad
I feel you KJ with the mistaken phrase. I recently learned around age 32-33 that the phrase "making ends meet" wasn't spelled meat. I heard it when I was a kid and my immediate thought I held for so long was the end pieces of meatloaf, which I didn't like. So when someone said they could barely make ends meet, I associated with all they could afford was the worst part of the meatloaf. Sounded awful to me, so I was actually feeling what they were saying without knowing it. I didn't realize it until I saw it in a newspaper article and laughed that they spelled it wrong...then I looked it up and found out that I was way too old to be finding out I was wrong the whole time.
Jesus
Probably should've kept that gem to yourself. 😂
😂😂😂 Thanks for sharing homies 😂😂
@@scottp.548 I've shared much worse in the AYG comments
“You’re a classy guy when it comes to friendship and unity” kippy says to the guy that gave one of his best friends a turd in a box for his birthday.
Come on Ari! Get Joe Rogan to come on AYG!
Have you ever thrown a bike might be the best Patreon question yet.
We always called a mix of all the drinks at the soda fountain "swamp water".
Ayyyy fellow San Jose girlie here screaming “MAC DRE” at my screen 32:55