Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: America's Sweetheart w/ Ari Shaffir

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
  • Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Ari Shaffir! You Know Ari Shaffir from Stand Up Comedy, Protect Our Parks, the Joe Rogan Experience, You Be Trippin, This is Not Happening, Kill Tony, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The Tucker Carlson Show and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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    Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
    Steal shampoo from hotels?
    Own a George Foreman Grill?
    Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
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Комментарии • 571

  • @AreYouGarbage
    @AreYouGarbage  10 дней назад +23

    AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets
    March 8 - Pontiac, MI
    March 10 - Indianapolis, IN
    March 11 - Brookfield, WI
    March 13 - Madison, WI
    March 14 - Minneapolis, MN
    April 15 - Pittsburgh, PA
    April 17 - Cleveland, OH
    July 19 - Atlantic City, NJ

    • @thatguy002
      @thatguy002 9 дней назад +1

      Nowhere in the south?! What are we doiiiin gang

  • @mitchellpowell122
    @mitchellpowell122 9 дней назад +209

    Finding out that beer fridge is broken is like Santa isn’t real

    • @VGScreens
      @VGScreens 9 дней назад +4

      it not even frosty though lol

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 9 дней назад +4

      I could go for a fridge warm bud heavy can

    • @spencer8144
      @spencer8144 9 дней назад

      Have they talked about it??

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 9 дней назад +2

      ​@@spencer8144countless times

    • @derekfleming95
      @derekfleming95 9 дней назад +1

      @@Last_Chance.i don’t think that’s true

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard1 9 дней назад +37

    Foley: "We can't be doing bumps and shit like that"
    Ari: "Yes we can"
    Foley: "Alright" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelkirk9982
    @michaelkirk9982 9 дней назад +22

    “Compound disinterest” is a home run

  • @harrisone79
    @harrisone79 9 дней назад +491

    On the anniversary of kobe. Tight lol.

    • @someguymb123
      @someguymb123 9 дней назад +26

      That's 1st degree

    • @Real_Coparo
      @Real_Coparo 9 дней назад +8

      😂🙌🏼

    • @zloiche
      @zloiche 9 дней назад +13

      I'm sure it's a coincidence haha

    • @kurtgunter6960
      @kurtgunter6960 9 дней назад +12

      Holly cow hhahahahahaha

    • @dyrrenn
      @dyrrenn 9 дней назад +13

      ​@@zloiche 100% a "coincidence "

  • @sidlordoftheflames7318
    @sidlordoftheflames7318 5 дней назад +3

    I've been sober for a bit now. Looking for a new job. Yall are the only pod that has consistently made me howl regardless. Bless yall

  • @fritglassware9165
    @fritglassware9165 9 дней назад +75

    we promised in highschool we would smoke a blunt at the funeral if one of us died. unfortunately the occation came up when my buddy Jon was only 25. All of us made sure to wait for after the service when they were just finished filling in the dirt. We rolled over to it and stood in a final circle. We talked about movies which he loved. Finished the blunt just as the crew came up to do the grass. buried the rest of it right there with him. Miss ya buddy.

    • @leighleigh747
      @leighleigh747 9 дней назад +11

      Promise kept

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 9 дней назад +10

      Well done.

    • @brookerangel-legris
      @brookerangel-legris 9 дней назад +11

      That’s actually a really sad but heartwarming story. You are loyal bros and Jon was blessed to have you all as friends . ❤

    • @PAWGmoth
      @PAWGmoth 9 дней назад +6

      Jon kicks ass

    • @here7036
      @here7036 8 дней назад +1

      Roach for the dead

  • @dannyboy4767
    @dannyboy4767 9 дней назад +61

    This date has to be on purpose.. 😂rip Kobe

  • @Perfinn
    @Perfinn 9 дней назад +9

    The chemistry of this show is unmatched, y'all never miss

  • @Gernyy
    @Gernyy 9 дней назад +20

    Yesss the boys are my shining light in these garbage times hahaha

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb 9 дней назад +27

    "Compound Disinterest" might be the most Jewish joke ever told. 😂

  • @keekssneaks7322
    @keekssneaks7322 9 дней назад +66

    Ari is a real one for the random Mac Dre reference Thizz in Peace

    • @LFshlevin
      @LFshlevin 9 дней назад

      yea, a real cringe lord

    • @BB-848-VAC
      @BB-848-VAC 9 дней назад +1

      ​@@LFshlevinaris the man go blow a seagull

    • @AnsrYee
      @AnsrYee 9 дней назад +8

      Yessir
      long live Mac muhfucking Dre

    • @hi86065
      @hi86065 9 дней назад +9

      I am Bay Area garbage ❤

    • @keekssneaks7322
      @keekssneaks7322 9 дней назад +1

      @@hi86065 Is it garbage to swim at any body of water in The Bay , Nor California

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 9 дней назад +9

    Standing at the clock waiting to get off after this long ass 12 🤙🏻 Good way to close out the weekend fellas appreciate youse

  • @thtswhtshesai6d9
    @thtswhtshesai6d9 9 дней назад +7

    The question “is it garage for your dad to pick you up for a custody exchange on his motorcycle?” is one of the greatest questions of all time lmao

  • @mrdylanja
    @mrdylanja 9 дней назад +8

    The Tuddy's out of town house party is the best idea ever. Ari is the best guest.

  • @rjsmx4
    @rjsmx4 9 дней назад +7

    "Devonair" is a good piece of work. 😂

  • @dougswamprat5275
    @dougswamprat5275 9 дней назад +1

    'I hear that kangaroo burger packs a punch' is such an underrated joke. Love youse.

  • @Anouyz
    @Anouyz 9 дней назад +9

    "i'm just trying to take a nap here" - foley. *A Snorlax is laying across the path

  • @matthewchew8826
    @matthewchew8826 9 дней назад +4

    For a sec when you guys said "we dont condone that" i thought you were talking about the chardonnay and not the drunk driving😂

  • @ctree37
    @ctree37 6 дней назад +2

    56:02 foley has been taking multiple sips from an empty can

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 9 дней назад +15

    Rip to the headphone users with max volume on that Foley HEY

  • @jordtheeimpaler
    @jordtheeimpaler 7 дней назад +3

    F. HOLEY 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jason_ryan_fishing
    @jason_ryan_fishing 9 дней назад +2

    Ari Shaffir is for the table. We need a Garbage Hyenas ep.

  • @nathanmilhorn6528
    @nathanmilhorn6528 20 часов назад

    Ever thrown a bicycle brought back some rough memories 😂😂😂

  • @thargro13
    @thargro13 9 дней назад +1

    the Whale-ing wall goes unnoticed. Thats so good.

  • @criscristofferson7381
    @criscristofferson7381 9 дней назад +2

    45:00 Foley definitely was gonna say under his gut 😂

  • @dizzy1189
    @dizzy1189 9 дней назад

    “A little Jewish kid in there watching me” 😂😂😂 too good. Please throw that party

  • @garrettmoore9023
    @garrettmoore9023 9 дней назад +11

    Foley getting iced on the Cold Stone bit was hilarious

  • @JTW76
    @JTW76 9 дней назад +15

    I think we need a "AYG goes to the super bowl"

    • @whoopnazty4526
      @whoopnazty4526 9 дней назад

      Send the boys the money

    • @JTW76
      @JTW76 9 дней назад

      @@whoopnazty4526 I got a garage fridge to fill pal, they got the ghee anyways

    • @kyleoldham6115
      @kyleoldham6115 9 дней назад

      Send the boys to get slaughtered by the refs is diabolical

    • @XPickle_RiiickX
      @XPickle_RiiickX 9 дней назад

      Fire up the Patrion subscription

  • @timgalligan3448
    @timgalligan3448 9 дней назад +1

    Beer fridge is broken the video game doesn’t work…..AYG to a tee!

  • @treeman0000
    @treeman0000 14 часов назад

    Listening since literally Day 1, been years now and this is still the podcast that always has me laughing and still smiling when I'm hitting the like button at the end of the show. Great show guys!

  • @andystreet339
    @andystreet339 9 дней назад +5

    Cheers 🍻 my ninjas from Tennessee!

    • @itis4robin
      @itis4robin 9 дней назад

      What up homie!?!?!? East over here! By the Great Smoky Mountains National Park

  • @chrismenniti
    @chrismenniti 9 дней назад +6

    I just seen kippy trying to climb a pole in south philly after the birds game. Haha. Go Birds!

  • @hiphopfaerie
    @hiphopfaerie 2 дня назад

    @49:50 A "get on" 😂😂😂 I'm crying laughing

  • @andrewhardy2635
    @andrewhardy2635 9 дней назад +26

    GO BIRDS!!!!! SUPERBOWL HERE WE COME!!!!!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  9 дней назад +3

      go birds baby

    • @Roberto-de8xv
      @Roberto-de8xv 9 дней назад

      Andy Reid going to drag his nuts on the Delco boys

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 9 дней назад +2

      Well you better get on the nfl ref patreon if you wanna have a shot

    • @grantahart
      @grantahart 9 дней назад +1

      Go Birds!!!!!!!!

    • @Bud4you20
      @Bud4you20 9 дней назад

      Let’s go boys!!!! Go birds 🦅

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 9 дней назад +5

    It's Mr. Shafter, literally and figuratively, in all his glory

  • @OldMateTissue
    @OldMateTissue 9 дней назад +1

    Damn, finding out that it wasn't a cross eyed bear from Ari is a tough way to end my weekend

    • @itis4robin
      @itis4robin 9 дней назад

      😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ Vindication!!!! I thought that when I was young and it’s still a family joke 30 years later!

  • @MicDropMD
    @MicDropMD 8 дней назад

    "Compound Disinterest 👍" 🤣

  • @areixable
    @areixable 9 дней назад +3

    These are the best hangs. Love youse guys

  • @DemocracyFirst2025
    @DemocracyFirst2025 5 дней назад +1

    God damnit these AYG guys are fkn hilarious. Foley’s callback to the Jewish kid sitting w/ his cadaver… Kevin’s “ur fight or flight is cookin” line when rapping about almost drowning from the big kids’ waves… god damnit my face hurts.

  • @sidlordoftheflames7318
    @sidlordoftheflames7318 5 дней назад

    Mixing all the drinks at a fast food joint is a tsunami

  • @mariac6411
    @mariac6411 9 дней назад

    Kippy is never amused with the Tooties whenever there’s a guest 😂

  • @carlosfrias2609
    @carlosfrias2609 9 дней назад +2

    If AYG goes to the superbowl with Shane I’ll subscribe to the Patreon!

  • @andrewstraney6800
    @andrewstraney6800 9 дней назад +10

    Ari is up there with the best guest!

  • @clapyourhandseverybody
    @clapyourhandseverybody 6 дней назад

    "Are You Partying?" sounds like a great livestream idea

  • @emanthemyth
    @emanthemyth 8 дней назад

    “They would hurt too…” Foley describing how getting a bike thrown at you would feel.

  • @richardandrade9418
    @richardandrade9418 9 дней назад +15

    That special is pretty great fellas... highly recomended

    • @shoota117
      @shoota117 9 дней назад

      Only thing that bothered me about is the topics were almost all the same as shanes. Wasnt the same jokes but the topics were basically all the same as shanes first special.

  • @chadlarkin325
    @chadlarkin325 7 дней назад

    Was in Maui and watched 2 homeless guys fighting. One absolutely chucked a bicycle at the other. Greatest fight I've ever watched.

  • @nigheist003
    @nigheist003 8 дней назад

    The cross eyed bear that you gave to me hahahahaha

  • @xAjido
    @xAjido 9 дней назад +1

    Every time there's another Ari episode I think of Independence Day. "hello boys, I'm baaaack!"

  • @andrewstraney6800
    @andrewstraney6800 9 дней назад

    These boys are my wheelhouse!! Having great comedians on is 1 or 2 hours that fly bye!
    Also the pods when they are on holidays & touring is my favourites!
    Ari is right about the house party. Love is channel

  • @RobertStacks
    @RobertStacks 6 дней назад

    "It was a guy in a Kangol hat" deserves more credit.

  • @christineryan4876
    @christineryan4876 9 дней назад

    I now live for Mondays…❤❤❤ love youse!!! 😂😂😂 needed this today!!! ❤

  • @heatheverett
    @heatheverett 9 дней назад +5

    "Throw a bike" LMAO!!! What a fantastic use of the English language! That short statement conveys so much, so clearly to the reader/listener. Incredible!

  • @TeaGF
    @TeaGF 9 дней назад +2

    I've been alone with so many dead people as a kid when an adult would need a smoke or a nap and I'd have to sit there til they get back lol

  • @Hogie251995
    @Hogie251995 9 дней назад +8

    I needed this to talk me off the ledge after that bills chiefs game

  • @shanerichmond4433
    @shanerichmond4433 5 дней назад

    Can we get a Big Jay and Ari dual pod? 2 of the best AYG guests

  • @evan902
    @evan902 9 дней назад

    We always called the Mixing of all the Sodas "Swamp Water"

  • @featwizzle5517
    @featwizzle5517 9 дней назад

    My grandma walked in on me watching and she said “they look professional!”👵🏼

  • @NamedMyTaco
    @NamedMyTaco 4 дня назад

    I NEED to see an AYG party cast 😂😂😂

  • @WelfareAllstar
    @WelfareAllstar 9 дней назад +3

    Shoutout to the BAY! 33:00 when Ari was mentioning Mac Dre...

  • @Oji2244
    @Oji2244 9 дней назад +15

    Aris special was great. He's on another level lately

    • @chriscanavanii9064
      @chriscanavanii9064 9 дней назад +1

      He looked so casual

    • @jimsonjohnson3761
      @jimsonjohnson3761 9 дней назад +3

      Not a lot of "jokes" he's kinda just a performer. When did standup lose the jokes? Not tell an ok story in a funny way.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  9 дней назад +5

      guy is bonkos

    • @Oji2244
      @Oji2244 9 дней назад +2

      @@jimsonjohnson3761 wrong. He tells jokes. Did you actually watch it or you're guessing?

    • @chriscanavanii9064
      @chriscanavanii9064 9 дней назад

      @@jimsonjohnson3761 you suck

  • @theakspud
    @theakspud 9 дней назад +19

    Ari Shaffirs comedy special was promised to us 3000 years ago. Its as it was foretold 🥸

  • @RipCitySav
    @RipCitySav 9 дней назад

    Ari shouting out mac dre is wild! Ari is the man

  • @iturnedintoatelescope6075
    @iturnedintoatelescope6075 9 дней назад

    Hot take - this is one of the best free episodes of all time. The AYG questions were sooooo good.

  • @aboyabeard
    @aboyabeard 9 дней назад

    “Boom that’s how you close it!” Took me tf out lmao

  • @everyone9020
    @everyone9020 9 дней назад

    Love bringing Cousin Ari in! Keep it up, fellas!

  • @seanisnotreal
    @seanisnotreal 9 дней назад +17

    *Eagles are GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL! **#GOBIRDS* What's up Uncle Ari!!

    • @gogorth1936
      @gogorth1936 9 дней назад +1

      Birds suck

    • @seanisnotreal
      @seanisnotreal 9 дней назад +1

      ​@gogorth1936 dude all you do is post negative comments.....why u even here bruh? 😂😂😂

    • @gogorth1936
      @gogorth1936 9 дней назад

      @ because this channel is full of annoying losers

    • @grantahart
      @grantahart 9 дней назад +2

      Go Birds!!!!!

  • @brookerangel-legris
    @brookerangel-legris 8 дней назад +2

    They didn’t know Thizz face! 😂 I feel old. Mac Dre y’all!

  • @Tony-Madisson
    @Tony-Madisson 9 дней назад

    Ari Garbage is a show i am looking forward to 😂❤

  • @ashleyhawkins2668
    @ashleyhawkins2668 8 дней назад

    Love the show guys. Just saw Ari when he came to SLC. So happy for that SOB!

  • @Nickydeee
    @Nickydeee 9 дней назад

    These stories remind me of going back to my house to change to go to a 18 and up club night in Milton pa back in the day and we had road beers on the way home. A cop sitting roadside seen us as we sped past him and got in a chase. I went to throw the beer bottles out the window and they bounced off the inside of the roof all over the car. Everything was covered in beer as we were speeding away from the cop we lost him on a back road because he had a crown Victoria and they didn’t handle well in the dirt roads😂

  • @harmontown8928
    @harmontown8928 9 дней назад +5

    HESSSS BACKKKKKKKKKK!!!

  • @mprattle864
    @mprattle864 17 часов назад

    Ari should have to go on every popular comedy podcast at least once every 2-3 months

  • @EmmettShanley
    @EmmettShanley 12 часов назад

    Racking my brain trying to think about if I’ve ever thrown a bike. I feel like I have

  • @nickb9379
    @nickb9379 9 дней назад +12

    GO BIRDS!

  • @PBells1738
    @PBells1738 6 дней назад +2

    35:20 Foley with the, “we’re working on it” knowing full well he hasn’t done anything to help

  • @ryanh572
    @ryanh572 9 дней назад +10

    ari is the one dude that gets it when it comes to living. love that he just wants to dip out and explore for no other reason than to experience its refreshing. had enough of the comedians taking themselves serious like they arent clowns

    • @BB-848-VAC
      @BB-848-VAC 9 дней назад +3

      Dude's got integrity which is extremely rare

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 9 дней назад

    Foley is definitely getting waxed in Turkey. 😂

  • @TJM316
    @TJM316 6 дней назад +1

    Ari is definitely one of my favorite AYG pieces of trash.

  • @philsober
    @philsober 9 дней назад

    Ari on the show is always a great time😂

  • @mrs.riche3939
    @mrs.riche3939 9 дней назад

    Ari and AYG is always a great time 😂

  • @philliplyons9178
    @philliplyons9178 9 дней назад +2

    I'm pretty jammed up that the beers in the background fridge are warm!

    • @grillinman84
      @grillinman84 9 дней назад

      You gonna pay to keep them things cold??

  • @mattvaughndoom
    @mattvaughndoom 8 дней назад

    Nice big turk shout out. I bring them down for a friend whenever I visit.

  • @mikewhatley6381
    @mikewhatley6381 9 дней назад

    We called it swamp water. All the sodas mixed together

  • @jimberry742
    @jimberry742 9 дней назад

    Multiple fountain sodas in one cup is called a "Frankenstein".

  • @Texaspokem11
    @Texaspokem11 8 дней назад

    26:14 I do not get this poker strategy that Ari has! 😂

  • @anthonyrehfeld8127
    @anthonyrehfeld8127 9 дней назад

    If there is a hair appointment over seas.. every minute needs to be filmed and shown.

  • @zachward8494
    @zachward8494 9 дней назад

    Throwing a bicycle is a nunchuks level question.

  • @iansheppard6735
    @iansheppard6735 8 дней назад

    52:23 Dr Foley "clearly this man has a problem with his elbow bone"

  • @Crunchy_Black
    @Crunchy_Black 9 дней назад

    Ari’s house party is a great idea. 💡

  • @DarkMeatOnly
    @DarkMeatOnly 9 дней назад

    "There's a big thing that dirt bag families do" had me dying

  • @KrankyKate279
    @KrankyKate279 9 дней назад

    YEAAAAAA ARI HITTING ALL PODS ❤❤❤❤

  • @lyds710
    @lyds710 9 дней назад

    thebest podcast. I wanna hang out with these guys so bad

  • @JohnColie143
    @JohnColie143 9 дней назад +2

    I feel you KJ with the mistaken phrase. I recently learned around age 32-33 that the phrase "making ends meet" wasn't spelled meat. I heard it when I was a kid and my immediate thought I held for so long was the end pieces of meatloaf, which I didn't like. So when someone said they could barely make ends meet, I associated with all they could afford was the worst part of the meatloaf. Sounded awful to me, so I was actually feeling what they were saying without knowing it. I didn't realize it until I saw it in a newspaper article and laughed that they spelled it wrong...then I looked it up and found out that I was way too old to be finding out I was wrong the whole time.

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 9 дней назад

      Jesus

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 9 дней назад

      Probably should've kept that gem to yourself. 😂

    • @itis4robin
      @itis4robin 9 дней назад

      😂😂😂 Thanks for sharing homies 😂😂

    • @JohnColie143
      @JohnColie143 9 дней назад

      @@scottp.548 I've shared much worse in the AYG comments

  • @The3leggedhusky
    @The3leggedhusky 9 дней назад +1

    “You’re a classy guy when it comes to friendship and unity” kippy says to the guy that gave one of his best friends a turd in a box for his birthday.

  • @sergiomorales3793
    @sergiomorales3793 9 дней назад

    Come on Ari! Get Joe Rogan to come on AYG!

  • @dougs3716
    @dougs3716 9 дней назад

    Have you ever thrown a bike might be the best Patreon question yet.

  • @semosesam
    @semosesam 9 дней назад

    We always called a mix of all the drinks at the soda fountain "swamp water".

  • @yeahsilviayeah
    @yeahsilviayeah 8 дней назад

    Ayyyy fellow San Jose girlie here screaming “MAC DRE” at my screen 32:55