This has got to be hands down THE BEST TROLL level ever created. 1. Hardlocks. 2. Softlocks. 3. No anti-softlocks. 4. Guts 5. Geek falling for every troll many many many times.
I love that Carl is just the nicest and most wholesome guy and accumulates a bunch of goodwill from everyone and then throws it all away in an instant. Love both of your videos
I think you misunderstand: he pours all his malice and desire to watch people suffer into these levels and that leaves him as such a wholesome guy outside this that everyone forgives him for these evil levels
Geek's love for bridges FINALLY serves a purpose! At least she found the p-Switch. DGR went almost half an hour not seeing it an repeatedly trying to beat the 5 golden swings.
@@livedandletdie But his "IQ" might suggest otherwise. Although I have a rather good book smart skillset, and almost no real world skill set. So I guess it depends on what you're measuring
OH my god this is glorious I can't stop laughing. 'There's no softlocks, relax' LMAOOO. I love this trolly rivalry, and the ideas that come out of this are actually insane
Worse, "There's no anti-softlocks, relax." No antis, just actual softlocks as well as hardlocks. You know, the very things anti-softlocks were designed to avoid. Well, softlocks anyway. Not really much you can do to get out of a hardlock if you've already triggered it. That said, I wouldn't put it past someone to figure out how to do an anti-hardlock. As I understand it, the game is still running during a hardlock, it's just that it's stuck waiting for a function to finish running that will never actually finish. If there was some way to abort that function and force the game to continue, then maybe...
I'm guessing there's probably a jump table containing pointers to different functions based on the wiggler's state, and bumping the wiggler out of the water changes the state to a value which does not have a proper entry in the jump table, leading the game to jump to an invalid pointer and hang. The title screen troll was absolutely brilliant.
@@Mr7Shane The game technically is frozen. There are a ton of reasons why the audio would still play despite this crashed state depending on the engine, how the software was designed, the hardware, and so on. Sometimes the processes for game and music are separate, meaning that while the game has crashed and is frozen, the music will still play whatever was last playing, and because there's no further instructions being sent, IE: Stop music, the radio will continue to play that music until you reset or the hardware dies.
I'm gonna guess it's simpler than that. It looks like wigglers aren't really knocked away by the shellmet when they're barely underwater, causing continuous collisions that overwhelm the game.
@@galewin8942 I'd think this, jump table sounds very unlikely. Could also just be the main game loop having a "return" in it for undefined behaviour to avoid a crash (well that didn't work out did it) and "knocking out of the water" was probably missed on wigglers specifically, so there is nothing defining what the game should do, so the main game loop just keeps doing nothing, while the music on a different thread keeps playing as normal. Might also be an event based system and no events get sent anymore because of the return
And love how Carl will play trolls and spaghetti, go carlblind, and get played like a fiddle, but in between he's seeing things he likes, not even trolls just basic concepts or memes, that he turns into evil masterpieces.
I like that she praises Carl saying that it wasn't that bad and was just funny because it didn't have long hard sections between the hard locks... That's just because he ran out of sprites. He's not really that nice.
The most shocking thing about watching every person play this level is how ungodly long it took each of them to learn to start over instead of closing the game. Geek unfortunately never learned, much like carl himself.
@@luigiongaming3959 from what I understand, Geek gets "Karen" emote spam if she starts a level over for some reason, and it's become a meme in her community to make fun of her for starting over. So by allowing the hard lock or closing the game as if she hard locked instead it's like taking her loss to the hard lock because she deserved it. It's like losing with grace and dignity.
Thank you for the laugh watching the pure horror every time a hard lock came up was the kind of medicine I needed. Also thank you putting yourself through all that for Entertainment
Geek seems to have given birth to an Australian Chinese Zodiac. I hope it grows to completion and makes her famous. We very seldomly see advances in ancient or esoteric identity.
There is so much love in these community levels. There's something delightful about so many people eager to see Geek fall into every trap in the level they have helped Carl craft for her. I only wish we got more than one a year!
28:05 My wild guess: Water forces Wiggler down, Helmet forces Wiggler up. Immovable force meets unstoppable object and game can't handle it? That or game can't handle swimming wigglers out of water.
Welcome to Carl's Hardlock Cafe! My name is Stars and I'll be your server. Today's special is Hard Lock New Soup for $3.99 AUD. May I take your order? Edit: Anyone knows when did the fish counter reach 1000?
I think if I made my own Mario Maker style game, I'd add categories for glitched levels and hacked levels. And probably just outright give full scripting control for levels the creator wants to flag as "hacked". This way, levels such as this that feature hardlocks or other glitches can be sorted into the glitched category, while those with hacks such as the blocks you can walk through could be sorted into the hacked category, and then both those categories could be excluded from whatever Endless mode exists. This would allow such levels to exist without ruining the fun for people who don't want to encounter them. I would likewise add a troll category, though I may or may not exclude that from an Endless mode.
Endless Mode, which excludes glitched, hacked, and troll levels by default, and have a separate modifier that allows you to include levels tagged as troll levels, or a series of boxes to check that let you add in the glitched levels as well.
New SMM Term discovered~ "The hardest jump in history/the world/ever" is an annoying but barely doable jump that has no risk of death besides timing out possibly.
"Why bother learning to swim with wigglers when you can just build bridges and call yourself a loser who's too afraid to have fun in the water." -some ai who made this up for me
17:55 "I'm not allowing the hard lock to happen!" better text: "Still counts, chump!" (mainly cause the insult I would normally use would get the vid demonetised. (think alternate to schween-head))
I love the Geek vs Carl arc. I dont understand why she did not "start over" instead of letting it hard lock, if you are touching ground under water you can, right?
You asked for Guts, you’re gonna get it.😁 1:28 Welcome to GEEK⏺️⏺️⏺️ Section. 😄 2:28 Say hello to Hard Lock. 😆 7:54 Hello to you too Soft Lock. 😂 18:38 Checking for science and curiosity kills the Geek…🤣 21:25 Brilliant Troll 22:15 There was a Star she didn’t notice. 😆 24:12 🤣 In a beginning after reset the game and beginning the opening game. You still get Hard Locked. 😂🤣
The title screen hardlock is hilarious. I'm just sad she never saw the actual troll when you go back in the door just after CP1. She tried it like someone said but did it without the p-switch active and missed why that troll is actually really clever and funny.
@@MetaKaios Juz had a super quick reaction to walljump and avoid it, but what's supposed to happen is that when you go back through the door with the p-switch active, one of the blocks has turned into a coin and the wind pushes you into it. So you end up in this little box. It's just a silly little amusing touch.
I love how the softlock music is the ONE thing that keeps playing in frozen time. It could not be more perfect
The words 'Hard Lock Counter' tells me everything I need to know about this level.
17:54 Gotta Love how she hard resat the game before the hardlock, instead of just going to restart level in the menu xD
lol
That's GUTS
I said the same thing 🤣
This has got to be hands down THE BEST TROLL level ever created.
1. Hardlocks.
2. Softlocks.
3. No anti-softlocks.
4. Guts
5. Geek falling for every troll many many many times.
Not a single off-screen thwomp though
@@thegigachad5038 yeah, that missing 😪
Also the Anti no-softlocks of the smash jump to get out of the tunnel.
I love that Carl is just the nicest and most wholesome guy and accumulates a bunch of goodwill from everyone and then throws it all away in an instant.
Love both of your videos
I think you misunderstand: he pours all his malice and desire to watch people suffer into these levels and that leaves him as such a wholesome guy outside this that everyone forgives him for these evil levels
@tosety best Carl description yet
Geek's love for bridges FINALLY serves a purpose! At least she found the p-Switch. DGR went almost half an hour not seeing it an repeatedly trying to beat the 5 golden swings.
Real Civil Engineer would love this!!!
No no no, the level that makes her love for bridges serve a purpose is a troll level by "Scriv" called "#Gerk Builds A Bridge" (course ID T9N-1GL-1KG)
Well Dave isn't exactly the cleverest fish in the ocean. His wife agrees as well.
@@livedandletdie But his "IQ" might suggest otherwise. Although I have a rather good book smart skillset, and almost no real world skill set. So I guess it depends on what you're measuring
@@shadowridley Link to DGR stream please.. it’s been a few years
Somehow, Tanuki Dan got through the heart section multiple times without getting hardlocked. It baffled everyone, especially Carl
To be fair, everyone got experience in these "antisoftlocks" with that christmas level. :P
Without getting the star aswell. True god gamer.
I bet it's that you can hit the wigglers as long as they're not at the surface.
@@kekke2000 it was a different version though. If you compare the vods dan didnt have doughnuts
I showed this to some friends on discord and their first reaction was "Carl should be arrested" 🤣
OH my god this is glorious I can't stop laughing. 'There's no softlocks, relax' LMAOOO. I love this trolly rivalry, and the ideas that come out of this are actually insane
Worse, "There's no anti-softlocks, relax." No antis, just actual softlocks as well as hardlocks. You know, the very things anti-softlocks were designed to avoid. Well, softlocks anyway. Not really much you can do to get out of a hardlock if you've already triggered it. That said, I wouldn't put it past someone to figure out how to do an anti-hardlock. As I understand it, the game is still running during a hardlock, it's just that it's stuck waiting for a function to finish running that will never actually finish. If there was some way to abort that function and force the game to continue, then maybe...
@@Greywander87 this level was Carl’s attempt to make a bunch of anti-hardlocks
My favorite part is how she never figured out that she could avoid a lot of pain by starting over just before the hardlock happens.
Oh no. She knew. She refuses to start over in fear of the Karen emotes hitting her chat.
oh she did (source: Stream).. but she took the Hardlock with GUTS
Women.
@@dodler21 no
@@dodler21 be quiet
I love how excited Geek is for CP1 in a level with hardlocks.
I'm guessing there's probably a jump table containing pointers to different functions based on the wiggler's state, and bumping the wiggler out of the water changes the state to a value which does not have a proper entry in the jump table, leading the game to jump to an invalid pointer and hang.
The title screen troll was absolutely brilliant.
the game isn't frozen, the music is playing
@@Mr7Shane The game technically is frozen. There are a ton of reasons why the audio would still play despite this crashed state depending on the engine, how the software was designed, the hardware, and so on. Sometimes the processes for game and music are separate, meaning that while the game has crashed and is frozen, the music will still play whatever was last playing, and because there's no further instructions being sent, IE: Stop music, the radio will continue to play that music until you reset or the hardware dies.
I'm gonna guess it's simpler than that. It looks like wigglers aren't really knocked away by the shellmet when they're barely underwater, causing continuous collisions that overwhelm the game.
@@galewin8942 I'd think this, jump table sounds very unlikely.
Could also just be the main game loop having a "return" in it for undefined behaviour to avoid a crash (well that didn't work out did it) and "knocking out of the water" was probably missed on wigglers specifically, so there is nothing defining what the game should do, so the main game loop just keeps doing nothing, while the music on a different thread keeps playing as normal.
Might also be an event based system and no events get sent anymore because of the return
Basically yeah. The game just doesn't have it programmed for a wiggler in the water to be bumped from below by a shellmet.
9:00 Geek managed to find a softlock even DGR couldn't.
That final minute had me in stitches. Well done Geek!
And love how Carl will play trolls and spaghetti, go carlblind, and get played like a fiddle, but in between he's seeing things he likes, not even trolls just basic concepts or memes, that he turns into evil masterpieces.
honestly I think Carl want people to make those level for him.
he love true evil
How does Carl manage to escalate the evil every single time he makes a new MM2 level?
To quote the man himself… “It’s Just Good Game Design, Folks.”
I guess that's the reason he became an actual scientist.
Maybe by being "such a nice guy"?
Everytime Carl plays troll level, he absorbed evil thing from each level and combined it in his own level.
@@alvianekka80 Yeah. Carl isn't playing troll levels for fun. He's playing them to absorb all their evil energy to then let it out every few months!
I like that she praises Carl saying that it wasn't that bad and was just funny because it didn't have long hard sections between the hard locks... That's just because he ran out of sprites. He's not really that nice.
2:58 "And why was i not informed of it first!!" XDD
Carl’s such a nice guy. A level with no soft locks!
The "Don't Read" after CP1 was a softlock.
No *anti-softlocks
Never thought the wind section would be the nice part of a Carl level.
My favorite part is the Nintendo employee who wakes up and suddenly sees tens of thousands of crash reports.
This was as good as I had hoped, I never watched Carl make it as I always like the suprise, but this was pure mad scientist evil 😂
@17:53 "I won't allow the hard lock to happen"
*proceeds to hard reset the whole game anyway. Because of reasons
It's called INTEGRITY.
The most shocking thing about watching every person play this level is how ungodly long it took each of them to learn to start over instead of closing the game. Geek unfortunately never learned, much like carl himself.
she knew she could start over, she just didn't want to karen
@Ryna why is that considered being a karen??? I don't watch geeks channel so I'm unaware of how that is in anyway connected lol
@@luigiongaming3959 from what I understand, Geek gets "Karen" emote spam if she starts a level over for some reason, and it's become a meme in her community to make fun of her for starting over.
So by allowing the hard lock or closing the game as if she hard locked instead it's like taking her loss to the hard lock because she deserved it.
It's like losing with grace and dignity.
I think I laughed the loudest and most frequently at this level, more than any I've seen in a long time. But "bridges!" at the end really did me in.
Thank you for the laugh watching the pure horror every time a hard lock came up was the kind of medicine I needed. Also thank you putting yourself through all that for Entertainment
Another callback at 16:30 : Fart Flower Light Baby :)
The return of the counter!
I am curious if having Yosh could have broken the level.
Take me down to Carl's City, where the locks are hard and Geek is pretty.
I can't wait for Carl's reaction compilation.
After all the hardlocks, the response is "it wasn't as bad as I thought." Maybe time to revisit the unfinished "Please Just Do Better :)" ?
The sheer joy of a bridge engineer winning because of the bridge making it possible to reach the finish is beyond description
Geek seems to have given birth to an Australian Chinese Zodiac. I hope it grows to completion and makes her famous. We very seldomly see advances in ancient or esoteric identity.
17:51 "I will not allow the hard lock to happen." Proceeds like the hard lock did happen.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if Nintendo will, at the very least, fix that hard lock lol.
There is so much love in these community levels. There's something delightful about so many people eager to see Geek fall into every trap in the level they have helped Carl craft for her. I only wish we got more than one a year!
I see Carl has made a masterpiece... of flaming hot garbo. can't wait for his explanation video
Carl managed to create a level where you actually want to die, because else you will face a fate worse than death (Hardlocks)
I love how basically everything she said at the beginning was right
28:05 My wild guess:
Water forces Wiggler down, Helmet forces Wiggler up. Immovable force meets unstoppable object and game can't handle it? That or game can't handle swimming wigglers out of water.
Welcome to Carl's Hardlock Cafe! My name is Stars and I'll be your server. Today's special is Hard Lock New Soup for $3.99 AUD. May I take your order?
Edit: Anyone knows when did the fish counter reach 1000?
Yesterday and today I got to see the same reactions of Dan, Dave, and Geek from the hard lock. Thanks Carl for the torture 😂😂😂
I think if I made my own Mario Maker style game, I'd add categories for glitched levels and hacked levels. And probably just outright give full scripting control for levels the creator wants to flag as "hacked". This way, levels such as this that feature hardlocks or other glitches can be sorted into the glitched category, while those with hacks such as the blocks you can walk through could be sorted into the hacked category, and then both those categories could be excluded from whatever Endless mode exists. This would allow such levels to exist without ruining the fun for people who don't want to encounter them. I would likewise add a troll category, though I may or may not exclude that from an Endless mode.
Endless Mode, which excludes glitched, hacked, and troll levels by default, and have a separate modifier that allows you to include levels tagged as troll levels, or a series of boxes to check that let you add in the glitched levels as well.
I watched DGR play this level 1st and knew what was to come.
Totally enjoyed the different styles :-)
12:41 - 13:02 🎉 New Family Friendly record!! 13:03 - Minutes since Geek cursed: 0
12:40 great motto. And yes you're very friendly! Hope chat retributes you with the Year Of The Nice 🙂
Came to check if it was the thumbnail for the video. Was not disappointed.
Just be glad that the final two kaizo blocks didn't have vines in them instead... CarlEvil
Oooh, that would have been nasty. No bridge for Geek with those!
20 seconds into the level and Geek is already being sased
New SMM Term discovered~ "The hardest jump in history/the world/ever" is an annoying but barely doable jump that has no risk of death besides timing out possibly.
Never seen someone so excited about bridges ever before
20:18 the editor doesn’t even bother waiting to increment the hardlock counter, it’s a foregone conclusion 😂
When I saw the hard lock I said, "what an asshole!" That's fucking brutal.
Am I the only human being that laughs till literal death at the thought of someone dying because a fish slapped someone too hard?
The title screen was amazing for a finish
Got to give Carl credit - his description told no lies.
Carl what HAM on the garbage time. I’m impressed with the lack of restraint.
Who needs enemies when Carl is your friend. :)
You're an incredible sport, Geek.
12:46: "We're family friendly"
13:01: "Shit!"
4:12 Bazzi start screen 🫂
No one noticed at 16:30 there's a reference to Fart Flower Light Baby.
"Why bother learning to swim with wigglers when you can just build bridges and call yourself a loser who's too afraid to have fun in the water." -some ai who made this up for me
the title screen troll was epic.
"You are all my family and....I'm friendly". lol
GUTS!!!!!!
Title screen hardlock was so funny
That title screen bit is EVIL oh my god
'soft lock at the end' ... having seen juz play this before finding this video I could only snicker evilly at that prediction
17:55 "I'm not allowing the hard lock to happen!"
better text: "Still counts, chump!" (mainly cause the insult I would normally use would get the vid demonetised. (think alternate to schween-head))
Geek sounds like RCE talking about bridges like that
Geek just taking the hard locks instead of pausing and restarting. Lol
Took me forever to figure out what I was hearing (and reading in Autocaptions) as Geeks Miss was Geeksmas :).
I wonder if the shell + wiggler hardlock trick can be done in other game styles... (SMB1, or SMB3, for example)
nope, only new soup
Ok, we can end troll levels now for good.
Carl won.
Year of the guts, year of the glory
20:27 WRONG! That should be a SOFT lock!
I love the Geek vs Carl arc. I dont understand why she did not "start over" instead of letting it hard lock, if you are touching ground under water you can, right?
You can’t Karen in the year of the guts. Got to have bravery and courage to take the hardlock
Kojima would be proud of those bridges.
You asked for Guts, you’re gonna get it.😁
1:28 Welcome to GEEK⏺️⏺️⏺️ Section. 😄
2:28 Say hello to Hard Lock. 😆
7:54 Hello to you too Soft Lock. 😂
18:38 Checking for science and curiosity kills the Geek…🤣
21:25 Brilliant Troll
22:15 There was a Star she didn’t notice. 😆
24:12 🤣
In a beginning after reset the game and beginning the opening game. You still get Hard Locked. 😂🤣
This is already on RUclips? 🤯 🤣🤣🤣
Hardlock 11 is actually a softlock
Best Part of this Level was when it just
Knew what was about to happen when the next instruction was "restart the game" 🤣
When softlock makes you goes karen,
Hardlock makes you go ....?
Ahh yes, the ole Wiggler of Doom trick.
22:18 Was that a Chicken? :D LOL
29:00 I laughed as hard as I ever have. No joke. My wife came and checked on me.
Those blocks near the end should've been vine blocks
The title screen hardlock is hilarious. I'm just sad she never saw the actual troll when you go back in the door just after CP1. She tried it like someone said but did it without the p-switch active and missed why that troll is actually really clever and funny.
I saw Juz do it with the P-switch but still "missed why that troll is actually really clever and funny." What are you talking about
@@MetaKaios Juz had a super quick reaction to walljump and avoid it, but what's supposed to happen is that when you go back through the door with the p-switch active, one of the blocks has turned into a coin and the wind pushes you into it. So you end up in this little box. It's just a silly little amusing touch.
Come for the gameplay, stay for the OOOOHR NOOOOOORs
Carl finds boxes 📦📦, 16:40 Geek finds cute cubby holes 🕳🕳 😂
Geek is a much better sport than I will ever be.
This level was just like a fully developed stage of potatochan's poo stomp simulator
The fact that she just let the hardlocks happen instead of exiting the level is interesting
Larl is a madman!
Title screen hard lock for the win 😆
Everytime carl make a level, its became more evil, even the devil scare with the level itself.
Why did she never restart before the hardlock??? 🤣 🤣 🤣
The Japanese troll level ending was the best since trash can