The Ballistic Picnic Table is Getting SCARY

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @Xankar1
    @Xankar1 2 года назад +148

    This poor mans got an established titles sponsor two weeks before they were revealed to be a total scam, what horrible timing

    • @PsychoC4rnivore
      @PsychoC4rnivore Месяц назад

      They arent really a scam, its more of a gag gift item, thats how i have always seen it. Something to get your friend or dad as a present so they can be a “lord” in a technicality. Like the company that sells you plots of land on Mars

    • @Xankar1
      @Xankar1 Месяц назад

      @@PsychoC4rnivore No, it was a straight up scam, that asserted facts about itself later proven to be total fabrications. Established titles was 100 percent a scam and nothing more, all of those "titles" companies are, just like the name a star companies were

  • @konstantinstaab746
    @konstantinstaab746 2 года назад +446

    That's without a doubt the best name for any weapon ever invented in the history of humankind

    • @RIVERAEDGE
      @RIVERAEDGE 2 года назад +8

      Every Park should have this at their picnic tables

    • @ethanlothyan870
      @ethanlothyan870 2 года назад +2

      Had a design for an incendiary soup can in high school

  • @yeanisch
    @yeanisch 2 года назад +234

    Hey Eli, I just wanted to say you have been a major inspiration for me in my life. I've been watching your videos since I was 13, that's 6 years now. You shaped my hobbies, like woodworking and blacksmithing. Thanks for that, man. Love the videos.

    • @joeperry512
      @joeperry512 2 года назад +3

      Bruh same

    • @spicyboi2118
      @spicyboi2118 2 года назад +2

      same been watching since i was 10 which was 8 years ago, it’s crazy to think how much he influenced my interests in smithing and other hands on crafting things

    • @bode9663
      @bode9663 2 года назад +2

      same here man

  • @adamsorensen7996
    @adamsorensen7996 2 года назад +239

    Seeing your emotions at the end of this video was amazing. This the Eli I love. This is the homie I’ve been following for years. Life is so hard and I’ve grown up with you. Seen the moving out and the relationship struggles you went through as I was. And I’m just so happy that your creative spirit is still here. You inspire many people to be creative and try things. And I hope you don’t ever stop making dope things and funny videos about them. You’re part of the positive side of life. Keep it up

    • @lolnessss1
      @lolnessss1 2 года назад +10

      I felt the same thing. I was really happy that he expressed himself like that :D

    • @jstevo1349
      @jstevo1349 2 года назад +6

      i dont care what eli makes as long as what he makes makes him happy

    • @damiantheomen
      @damiantheomen 2 года назад

      @@jstevo1349 If we could upvote more than once, once a year, I would have used it on this comment.

  • @philiphan123
    @philiphan123 2 года назад +15

    It’s warming my heart to see your passion return. There’s fire in your eyes again, Eli, I’m proud of you

  • @JohnArceane
    @JohnArceane 2 года назад +88

    The prison break bit made me cackle like a madman. Your work never fails to put a smile on my face Eli. And that last ballista shot was *mwah* chef's kiss

  • @yootto5085
    @yootto5085 2 года назад +45

    man, your editing and your humour is always top of the top. You are great.

  • @bOwObs
    @bOwObs 2 года назад +5

    It feels like yesterday I was 15 watching your vids with my friends, building stuff and running around in the woods. I'm so glad you're still at it man. Stay up man

  • @jericolagdameo9812
    @jericolagdameo9812 2 года назад +41

    Love seeing the excitement back in your eyes, man! Keep it up!

  • @FarawayForge
    @FarawayForge 2 года назад +13

    The 'actual frame' should def just be a giant picnic table

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  2 года назад +9

      Anything's a picnic table if you're brave enough.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 года назад +2

      @@ZNA_Productions if you can't balance a bucket of the Colonel's original recipe on it, it ain't a picnic table.

  • @morosleviwalker61
    @morosleviwalker61 2 года назад +19

    Heya Eli, I've dropped some comments and messages like this before, but now feels like a much more important and accurate time to say this. I've been watching your videos religiously since homemade weapons part 3, and the journey you've been on has inspired me to be a better man than I could've been by now. I'm now 22, and finally starting to get my life on track. Your videos, and seeing your growth almost feeling I was growing with you, has helped me enormously. It makes me ecstatic to see the vigor and excitement has been reignited in you. You are an amazing man with such a bright and talented mind. I wish for you that no one ever tries to take that beauty away from you again. From an unknown man that you've helped tremendously by being you, I love you brother and I hope your day is fantastic, and the ball keeps rolling up for you. Much love and support, I can't wait to buy another hoodie for this coming winter.

  • @joshuareed2182
    @joshuareed2182 2 года назад +7

    If you’re relying on glue strength my advice as a plumber is to use blue lava glue. It melts the joints together and would be stronger.

  • @VincentArbatreal
    @VincentArbatreal 2 года назад +52

    That ballista has MAJOR potential. Keep it up Eli ❤

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  2 года назад +5

      Thanks! Will do!

    • @2GamersAndAMic
      @2GamersAndAMic 2 года назад

      @@ZNA_Productions just gotta get some flights on that PVC bolt and you will be firing more accurately and with further fly distances

    • @g.4279
      @g.4279 Месяц назад

      Major potential energy??

  • @colemcgirth
    @colemcgirth 2 года назад +18

    Man, I love seeing you so happy about making builds again. Looking forward to seeing more from you Eli

  • @spicyboi2118
    @spicyboi2118 2 года назад +7

    i didn’t realize i’d been watching ur videos for almost 10 years now, been here since the early days and it’s great to see the passion and ingenuity of the backyard builds again, much love and can’t wait to see what’s next in the ballista build and beyond

  • @PlanetAi1
    @PlanetAi1 2 года назад +1

    I've been watching this channel since i was like 11, im 21 now. Why has this channel been the most consistent thing in my life.

  • @shawno8253
    @shawno8253 2 года назад +7

    So glad that you're feeling happy and loving your work again here's to part 3

  • @wyattpatton1180
    @wyattpatton1180 2 года назад +1

    The Lord and his Ballista. I'm loving this story

  • @keatoncampbell820
    @keatoncampbell820 2 года назад +7

    It's good to know I'm not the only one who can't sleep because I am passionately modeling, designing, and refining a host of ideas in my head. All this cool stuff you're doing is going to keep me up at night :)
    Good to see stuff go so well for you man

  • @gabegorton1353
    @gabegorton1353 2 года назад +4

    This build is one of my favorites! You could use a hand crank like you see on boat trailers and add a trigger mechanism so as you pull it back to a certain spot it automatically locks so you can get the crank off

  • @РоманЖолобов-п4ф
    @РоманЖолобов-п4ф 2 года назад +9

    Such a joy seeing you laugh so happily)
    Good job as always)

  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt 2 года назад +1

    Put it on wheels. No! Put it on a truck! NO! Put it on MY TRUCK!

  • @Uncle_Shanks69
    @Uncle_Shanks69 2 года назад +6

    I've been waiting for this video for so long, you have no idea. I'm constantly checking my inbox in a state of paranoia

  • @nathallberg9409
    @nathallberg9409 2 года назад +1

    The only advertisement I have ever enjoyed

  • @garzajayel4038
    @garzajayel4038 2 года назад +3

    Im so happy you're enjoying this build as much as we all are!!!!

  • @jackeyjamey2885
    @jackeyjamey2885 2 года назад +2

    Yes!!!! Love the build videos, and can’t wait for the next!! I’ve been a fan for a few years now and have loved the projects you’ve worked on!

  • @bobojenkins5805
    @bobojenkins5805 2 года назад +4

    glad things are looking up for you man keep up the hard work you deserve this!

  • @TekedixXx
    @TekedixXx 2 года назад +1

    Very clean. Many lols were had, can't wait for the rest of it. Glad to hear things are going well!

  • @Grilled-Cat
    @Grilled-Cat 2 года назад +3

    Absolute banger of a video Eli, it’s awesome to see the enthusiasm and motivation

  • @CiroMastino
    @CiroMastino 2 года назад +1

    The only channel that can do an advertisement straight off and leave you wanting more lol

  • @donnchamurphy8444
    @donnchamurphy8444 2 года назад +7

    This man deserves the world, what a fricking hero❤

  • @AdamforAmerica
    @AdamforAmerica 2 года назад +1

    Leeeeeeeeettttssss go boi. So freaking happy ur back. Gosh dang ballista man. Wooooooooooooooooo.

  • @calebzajac-woodie2678
    @calebzajac-woodie2678 2 года назад +3

    Hey Eli it’s been a year since I’ve watched one of your videos and I’m so happy to be back watching the channel. Im 21 now and you’ve been entertaining and inspiring me for the past 9 years and I just wanted you to know that you are doing great work!! Keep it up dude and I can’t wait to keep building along with you!

  • @morantactical1105
    @morantactical1105 2 года назад +1

    Great build Eli. I’m happy you got a sponsor.

  • @ihavespazmz
    @ihavespazmz 2 года назад +9

    Really glad to hear things are going well

  • @fabledelements
    @fabledelements 2 года назад +1

    Imagine being Eli's neighbor and just looking out side and seeing a 3'2 man shooting a ballista

    • @rays7437
      @rays7437 2 года назад

      😆😆😆

  • @bucwacka
    @bucwacka 2 года назад +4

    Use push brooms to act as a "whisker biscuit" so you can put fletchings on the bolt. That should help with distance

  • @caleblewis2700
    @caleblewis2700 2 года назад +2

    As always Eli, You are an absolute unit! These last two video really feel like OG ZNA vids, and I'm so glad to see you this passionate about a dope ass build! The humor is immaculate as usual, and I cant wait to see what else you come up with to complete this legendary project! Love and luck as always!

  • @jmac2602
    @jmac2602 2 года назад +3

    Love ya man!

  • @jerrywashamjr.1970
    @jerrywashamjr.1970 2 года назад +2

    Eli, I've been a huge fan of the channel since I stumbled across one of the homemade weapons videos, atleast a few years after their release of course, and I've enjoyed watching you explore different avenues and interests. Just remember, your true fans are fans of you and your ingenuity, creativity and, love for making things with your own hands. Many have stated it before but, it's not just about the weapons, it's about that certain "ZedNaught magic", the "Eli touch" that you bring to your content. Never forget that, my man. Keep it up and, no amount of youtube "fame" is worth your sanity.

  • @JamesTheAxeThrower
    @JamesTheAxeThrower 2 года назад +4

    R.I.P. not actually a lord

  • @asimpson164
    @asimpson164 2 года назад +1

    I'm really interested in seeing what you do for a frame. You'll want some outriggers to keep it stationary. Do you think you will do the two posts lift-off method for the trigger? I was thinking about the drawing mechanism, it needs to be more permanent right? What about a boat trailer crank? They use a thick wide strap with a hook in the end and the crank should have gear reduction to make the draw easier to work. Just a suggestion, unless you're going to go all out and use an electric winch.
    Have fun, be safe.

  • @virginalax44
    @virginalax44 2 года назад +4

    Did you see how established titles is kind of a scam

  • @Bigboibeven
    @Bigboibeven 2 года назад +1

    So happy to see you passionate about a build! Honestly your projectile weapons have always been my favorite videos to go back and binge watch. Hope you stay warm as the weather gets colder, and in regards to building the final version of the ballista, i believe Ronnie Coleman put it best when he said "ain't nuttin but a peanut"

  • @ZNA_Productions
    @ZNA_Productions  2 года назад +142

    Next time, we'll be working on the frame, ratchet, and firing mechanism. Be sure to subscribe and turn on notifications so you don't miss out on a truly life changing viewing experience.

    • @davidtichy3546
      @davidtichy3546 2 года назад

      Love the memes, well done!

    • @Wubby-ds6sl
      @Wubby-ds6sl 2 года назад +1

      Great content Eli, loved it👌

    • @Wubby-ds6sl
      @Wubby-ds6sl 2 года назад

      Love seeing your passion for a project shine through the video

    • @rays7437
      @rays7437 2 года назад +2

      I looked at the Scottish title thing last year but went with buying land on Mars. This year I'm getting the Established Titles pack. I like the fun novelty idea plus they either preserve or plant a tree or multiple trees on your behalf. And it helps this channel! 🤓😎

    • @OleDirtyMacSanchez
      @OleDirtyMacSanchez 2 года назад

      Should've used a come along or a ratchet strap. Not only that but should've made a bow string from fishing line that uses the same materials as the synthetic materials used normally for bow strings, also add some elastic string to give the bow string some flex. 200lb test for the main string and 50 - 100lb test for the finishing line wrap. You'd either have the elastic string as a core or the 200lb test line. I've only had the 200lb test line as the core.

  • @connorwilliams3542
    @connorwilliams3542 2 года назад +1

    You could use a hand winch instead of the ratchet. Quicker and easier loading. Hand winches can come with a ratcheting lock, so it's safe too. (handwinch like used on boat trailers)

  • @-Dygex
    @-Dygex 2 года назад +4

    So if established titles doesn't actually give you a title... Does that mean your life is still the same as the first 26 years?

  • @Ronjr4494
    @Ronjr4494 2 года назад +1

    1 12x20x2 piece of oak wood, a set of stock swaybar links from a 93 jeep cherokee, a12"piece of allthread/matching washers and nuts to fit the links, a 14" length of 1x2 ash, a stainless steel slotted serving spoon, eyebolts, and some bungee cords =
    A completely OP catapult for garden snails.
    There are no pics but in your mind.

  • @vinniIainCook
    @vinniIainCook 2 года назад +4

    Hey Eli, established titles is a scam. You don't get to be a lord for a one foot plot of land, you don't even get that plot of land, since by Scottish law you can't sell a plot of land that is so small that it holds no practical use. Please please please look into it.

    • @yorkleroy5605
      @yorkleroy5605 2 года назад

      came here to say this, thank you;)

  • @darkmattertv3615
    @darkmattertv3615 2 года назад +1

    I really liked the editing style it was really tight and fun to watch!

  • @woo0018
    @woo0018 2 года назад +1

    Love this build! Dont forget to add flights to the ballista bolts, historically they used leather for stability.
    An idea for the crank to ratchet it further back could even be a set of bike pedals!

  • @matthewwhiting9283
    @matthewwhiting9283 2 года назад +1

    Awesome video I love seeing you be actually passionate for a project it comes across in the video really well

  • @abrahamzatarain547
    @abrahamzatarain547 2 года назад +1

    The editing is what makes me a continued subscriber

  • @aromaz6401
    @aromaz6401 2 года назад +2

    It’s always nice to see Eli so excited about one of his projects it’s just hyped me up

  • @DeFens1993
    @DeFens1993 2 года назад

    I’m still glad after 7 years of watching this channel I can never fail to be entertained. I remember building a full sized crossbow when I was around 12-13 after being inspired to do so by one of your videos and it ended up having a range of about 50 feet! I even made some of the saw blade axes and tried to make the reverse pistol crossbow which didn’t exactly work all too well. I’m glad I was able to become interested in that sort of creativity through your channel, keep up the good work man.

  • @ianmurray1407
    @ianmurray1407 2 года назад +1

    Such a satisfying flip of the target. Can't wait to see the final version!

  • @tristanrodriguez8254
    @tristanrodriguez8254 2 года назад +1

    dude i was just thinking back to the quality of your older vids and realized how far you've come. i remember when I was 12 watching your videos and wanting to make knives and stuff bc of you lmao

  • @frynwik7768
    @frynwik7768 2 года назад

    This would be incredibly handy for those times I had a ruffian standing completely still about 7 yards away from my table with intent to harm me

  • @josiahlewis7391
    @josiahlewis7391 2 года назад

    Seeing your smile at the end and your enthusiasm was incredibly heart warming.

  • @Supwisebs
    @Supwisebs 2 года назад +1

    Eli’s happy. I’m happy.

  • @titusjames4912
    @titusjames4912 2 года назад +1

    Eli is preping for home defense post midterms.

  • @willmatzkavlogs7031
    @willmatzkavlogs7031 2 года назад

    Your enthusiasm is showing Eli and I think I speak for everyone here when I say that it's a beautiful sight to see.

  • @SapperNuity1
    @SapperNuity1 Год назад

    Neighbour: "hello, 911.... yeah, he's pointing siege weapons at the house again"

  • @OddJobEntertainment
    @OddJobEntertainment 2 года назад +1

    The garage door pulley hardware bit killed me. I have certainly overcomplicated my own projects.

  • @Howard10Howie
    @Howard10Howie Год назад

    Your excitement is deifntly contagious!!! Great work 👏

  • @jeronimomurruni
    @jeronimomurruni 2 года назад +1

    Honey i weaponized the garden furniture.

  • @papadoomguy7412
    @papadoomguy7412 2 года назад

    God bless you Eli, you are a creative light in the darkness for youtube. Keep going, brother. Keep having fun, and we'll keep on watching.

  • @vicecity985
    @vicecity985 2 года назад +1

    Hey Eli, I used a forge for the first time today. I recently received my great-great grandfathers anvil and it's something I've wanted to do for a long time now. Looking back, I think you're probably a big inspiration as to why I wanted to try this in the first place. Thank you for sharing your projects all these years

  • @lemongrab1728
    @lemongrab1728 2 года назад

    It's so heckin good to see you genuinely exited to make content Eli and just seeming overall happy. Keep up the great work !

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 2 года назад

    Watching Eli smile and be excited is just so incredibly wholesome. He's been through so much and seeing him enjoy a project is heartwarming.

  • @tobyham3188
    @tobyham3188 2 года назад +1

    This shit is wild. I love it. 10/10 highest quality RUclips content I've seen in a long ass time.

  • @bonktopus
    @bonktopus 2 года назад

    i love seeing eli happy and passionate about stuff it makes me so happy

  • @joshhiebert5474
    @joshhiebert5474 2 года назад +1

    Damn, wish my picnic table doubled as a medieval siege weapon. All my picnic table does is elevate food off the ground and house spiders.

  • @TacticalCaveman997
    @TacticalCaveman997 2 года назад +1

    Glad this project has you excited man ! You deserve it 👏 👏👏

  • @Ashton-and-Everything
    @Ashton-and-Everything 2 года назад

    Love you, Eli. So glad to see you enjoying what you do

  • @lolnessss1
    @lolnessss1 2 года назад

    I'm very glad you're finding focus and are excited about a project!

  • @justinsalazar7182
    @justinsalazar7182 2 года назад

    I love how genuinely happy you look. Keep up the videos it never disappoints.

  • @resentfusion5634
    @resentfusion5634 2 года назад

    Glad you're enjoying the build as much as I am. Really great to see you posi vibes about work and it shows, truly sick and so nostalgic to think of the pvc bows from years ago.
    Thanks for the video glhf

  • @ashtonh991
    @ashtonh991 2 года назад

    It brings me great joy to hear you're in a good place now, I've been following for years and it's been a while since I've seen you this content and secure. Thank you for brightening a very bad day with another great video, and for all the work you've done to be so happy because it's helped me.

  • @MusicalMethuselah
    @MusicalMethuselah 2 года назад +1

    Did you just make the joke that your head vein looks like the Nile River
    Have you ever had something that's so funny, it's more awe-inspiring than laughter-inducing? Like a work of art. Amazing work.

  • @plutomakesgrilledcheese2740
    @plutomakesgrilledcheese2740 2 года назад +1

    Another certified banger for the books

  • @tdog7684
    @tdog7684 2 года назад

    Absolutely loving the joy this is bringing you!!!

  • @ForfeMac
    @ForfeMac 2 года назад

    I'm glad to see you're loving life. Your happiness is contagious, bringing a smile to thousands of people.
    I still think that a pair of 1/4 ton truck leaf springs and a come a long is the endgame for this project though. Imagine sending a 36" chunk of rebar 300 feet. Truly epic, but be safe(as safe as you can, given your profession) bud, we want to see more of your creativity for as long as you're willing to post them.

  • @DoctorSqueesh
    @DoctorSqueesh 2 года назад

    So great to see you so happy and passionate about your projects. I've missed this version of you. Keep it up man

  • @imperialwarden5113
    @imperialwarden5113 2 года назад

    Glad you're doing good, Eli. Love all the content, and it's great seeing you happy and giddy over things again. Keep doing good work and god bless, my friend.

  • @BlueAZ520
    @BlueAZ520 Год назад

    A true zombie killer awsome work

  • @yamezmaccus4298
    @yamezmaccus4298 2 года назад

    Love to see you excited about a build! God bless!

  • @shamboshlamboz3274
    @shamboshlamboz3274 2 года назад +1

    This has to be one of my favorite builds yet, are you going to work on an angling system and Fletching?

  • @mattsilvaarmwrestling
    @mattsilvaarmwrestling 2 года назад

    It's nice to hear how excited you are for this build.

  • @Bobbylegs37
    @Bobbylegs37 2 года назад

    Love the build process, seeing serendipity show up like the vinyl tube. Great work 👍

  • @caloster7664
    @caloster7664 2 года назад

    Absolutely loving the PVC build. Makes me feel like with where your skills are at then after this build you go for the real deal wooden medieval ballista

  • @trevorswanstrom9880
    @trevorswanstrom9880 2 года назад

    You don’t know how happy it makes us seeing you happy. Keep heckin killing it man.

  • @benhosoda2837
    @benhosoda2837 2 года назад

    Very solid video Eli, so glad you're not only back but enjoying yourself, that's all that really matters. Much love man

  • @riddlebarger3621
    @riddlebarger3621 2 года назад

    Genuinely so happy to see you excited about builds like this again.

  • @Anthony-tt8jg
    @Anthony-tt8jg 2 года назад

    Man I grew up watching your older videos. It's great seeing you post on a usual basis again. Even with your early videos you've always put out awesome content. Thanks for all the entertainment. 👌

  • @jeffreywest8508
    @jeffreywest8508 2 года назад

    Been watching you for a long time, probably my favorite videos to watch whenever I see them pop up. Super happy to see you loving the process man can't wait for the next vid.

  • @strydie7236
    @strydie7236 2 года назад

    Loving the editing, keep up the good work champ.

  • @LetsGetBiblical
    @LetsGetBiblical 2 года назад

    I'm excited that you're excited. Nice build! Looks like fun, Eli!

  • @HypnoidX
    @HypnoidX 2 года назад

    Wholesome as hell watching Eli loving his work, keep it up big man!

  • @NjordArtisan
    @NjordArtisan 2 года назад

    Those last two shots made me jump off my seat in excitement. Can't wait to see the finished version tested at full draw. 🙌