HAHA Is it bad that Im Mexican and I was laughing at the Mexican jokes? At the same time though it was disappointing that there were so many jokes about us....
I know Swiftor is not a racist and stuff but it's interesting to see that society accepts racism in joke form. Saying a racist joke, to me, is really just an excuse to be racist non-directly. It's also interesting to see how quick people can think of racist jokes and win the round. I'm not being butt hurt, and I found this video to be overall funny but there were parts that me cringe and I'm sure many people feel the same way. Just a philosophical thought.
To be honest, blacks are the most rascist. They always are stuck up towards white people they only care if a blck kid dies not if a white kid dies and like the guy before said they say nigga too many times
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." LOL :D
Ouch I died says: "What's the first thing that's hits when a Mexican runs in to the wall..??" Swiftor says: "What's that..?" Ouch I died says: "Is a long horn." Swiftor says: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
little Johnny woke up one morning and said to his grandma " wheres mom and dad, " they're up in their room. his grandma said. Little Johnny replied with a giggle he did this three times that day then his grandmother asked why are you giggling so much?" Because last night my dad asked for vasoline and I gave him superglue!
ok 3 people go up in a plane. 1st one has a crowbar. 2nd has a piano. and the 3rd has a bomb. the 1st person drops the crowbar and parachutes down. a girl is crying. he says "why are u crying?" she says "a crowbar fell out of the sky and crushed my pet dog!" the second person with the piano drops the piano and parachutes down another girl is crying. he says "why are u crying?" she says "a piano fell out of the sky and crushed my grandma!" the third person drops the bomb and parachutes down.
That's how you are. That shows you're strong. But others might feel a different way though. It doesn't mean they're weak, it means they've different views.
Myself: Why'd the chicken cross the road? Person: Um.. to get to the other side..? Myself: No, to get to the ugly girl's house. Person: Why would the chicken go there? Myself: Knock Knock. Person: (Sighs) Who's there? Myself: The chicken. Thumbs up if you smiled, laughed, loled, rofled, etc.
A priest was driving along one day and he saw a young boy sitting by the road crying. The priest stopped and walked over to the little boy. "Whats the matter?" The priest asked. The little boy replied "My mother, my father, brother and sister went over the cliff in the car and went boom" the priest looked over the edge and saw the magled bodies and the car wreck. The priest looked away and his face soften then looked down at the boy and unzipped his fly and said "this just isnt your day".
An indian walks into a tanning salon, he says to the employee "I would like to tan in room.... A" The employee says " I see you want an 'Indian Burn.'" Lol
Dad- how was the papper Son- it was good but #5 confused me Dad- what was it Son- question 5 wanted the past tense of "think"... and i thought & though t& thought and ended up wrighting thinked LOL LOL LOL
a couple of new jersey hunters are out in the woods one of them falls to the ground he doesnt seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his head the other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services he gasps to the operator: MY FRIEND IS DEAD! WHAT CAN I DO? the operator says: take it easy i can help first lets make sure he is dead there is a silence then a shot is heard the other hunter says: ok now what?
ok the pop tart one he should of said "how do u tell if a blonde is a good cook she puts in a strawberry pop tart in a toaster and doesnt come out choclate
A white guy, a black guy, a Mexican, and a German are standing at the top of a cliff. The German pulls out a gun and says "We have too much of these in our country." and throws it off the cliff. The Mexican pulls out a lawnmower, says "We have too much of these in our country," and throws it off the cliff. The white guy picks up the black guy and screams "WE HAVE TOO MUCH OF THESE IN OUR COUNTRY," and throws him off the cliff.
Joke:
I Farted In The Apple Store...
To Bad They Didn't Have Windows!
If Apple made a car would it have windows?
Wanna here an Elsa joke?
Nevermind lets LET IT GO.
I'm Mexican and I still laughed
Me too!! 😂😂😂😂
HAHA Is it bad that Im Mexican and I was laughing at the Mexican jokes? At the same time though it was disappointing that there were so many jokes about us....
Good on you, proud mexican
Thanks for understanding because they are JOKES for a reason
me too
The green screen is reflecting on his head XD
hey how you doin ten years later?
watching all these from start to finish again😂 ly Swift.
Swiftor- "alright whats your joke......Player-"women's rights".
Mexican jokes and Black jokes are all the same. If you heard juan you heard jamal
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
A man walks to an orphanage.
Man:Knock Knock!
Orphan:Whos there?
Man:NOT YOUR PARENTS!
Everybody had poor microphone quality.
Was He Playing On Xbox Juan Tonight?????
"How are Mexicans and basketball players alike? The both run, jump, shoot, and steal" LMAO
fuck off bich go talk about your self stupid
Sounds like someone needs to get laid, it's a joke. Deal with it. I wouldn't be calling others stupid when you don't even know how to spell bitch.
that joke was used for black people dumbass
What do u call a black jew?
Crispy
I know Swiftor is not a racist and stuff but it's interesting to see that society accepts racism in joke form. Saying a racist joke, to me, is really just an excuse to be racist non-directly. It's also interesting to see how quick people can think of racist jokes and win the round. I'm not being butt hurt, and I found this video to be overall funny but there were parts that me cringe and I'm sure many people feel the same way. Just a philosophical thought.
To be honest, blacks are the most rascist. They always are stuck up towards white people they only care if a blck kid dies not if a white kid dies and like the guy before said they say nigga too many times
CoMBaT GaMr exactly.
24:36 when he said "the last one who gets the dream got shot". 24:47 the sound of an ambulance and the police
WHY MEXICANS????
why not?
+Jeevan Bassi We can handle a good joke xD
+Sergio Gonzalez what do you call a stoned Mexican? A baked bean, lol
Joke pretty long:
When a friend Makes A Joke And Says Boom Shots Fired You Say
I Dont Hear Any Shot Dude
Badumm Tss!!!
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." LOL :D
When the pop tart joke came on I was eatin a pop tart lol
I love that at 11:40 someone bursts out laughing
the Mexican firefighter joke was the best
Timmy drops his ice cream... BECAUSE HE GOT HIT BY A BUS! worst joke ever, yet so funny
a guy is laughing. he says "why r u laughing?" he says "i farted and my house blew up!"
ouch ned stole my couch
This man is right.
Cheetah: I'm the fasting thing on Earth! Rocket: No, I am! Google Chrome: BITCH, PLEASE,
Ouch I died says: "What's the first thing that's hits when a Mexican runs in to the wall..??" Swiftor says: "What's that..?" Ouch I died says: "Is a long horn." Swiftor says: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
little Johnny woke up one morning and said to his grandma " wheres mom and dad, " they're up in their room. his grandma said. Little Johnny replied with a giggle he did this three times that day then his grandmother asked why are you giggling so much?" Because last night my dad asked for vasoline and I gave him superglue!
Ah back in the day was when the good memories happened
You sir just made my day! Lmfao! That really was too funny dude.
What's worse than 8 babies in 1 bin... 1 baby in 8 bins
Why is there so many Mexican jokes that are hillarious?
How do you get a baby in a bowl? A blender! How do you get it out of a bowl? Doritos!
The flossing one was sooo funny!
your laugh makes me laugh more than their jokes xD
ok 3 people go up in a plane. 1st one has a crowbar. 2nd has a piano. and the 3rd has a bomb. the 1st person drops the crowbar and parachutes down. a girl is crying. he says "why are u crying?" she says "a crowbar fell out of the sky and crushed my pet dog!" the second person with the piano drops the piano and parachutes down another girl is crying. he says "why are u crying?" she says "a piano fell out of the sky and crushed my grandma!" the third person drops the bomb and parachutes down.
What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross Country
What's a Mexican's favorite book store? Borders
That's how you are. That shows you're strong. But others might feel a different way though. It doesn't mean they're weak, it means they've different views.
Why did a boy take a ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept
Q: What if you put your hand into a bowl of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
21:12 best moment in the video haha
what is faster than a mexican running down the street with a TV? His brother with the VCR
They're cocoa ca cocoa puffs lol I already knew the Juan on Jaun joke
Myself: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Person: Um.. to get to the other side..?
Myself: No, to get to the ugly girl's house.
Person: Why would the chicken go there?
Myself: Knock Knock.
Person: (Sighs) Who's there?
Myself: The chicken.
Thumbs up if you smiled, laughed, loled, rofled, etc.
Turtle: I'm the slowest thing on earth! Snail: No I am! Internet Explorer: BITCH PLEASE
A priest was driving along one day and he saw a young boy sitting by the road crying. The priest stopped and walked over to the little boy. "Whats the matter?" The priest asked. The little boy replied "My mother, my father, brother and sister went over the cliff in the car and went boom" the priest looked over the edge and saw the magled bodies and the car wreck. The priest looked away and his face soften then looked down at the boy and unzipped his fly and said "this just isnt your day".
swiftor:whats your joke?
Me:Its a practical joke
swiftor:ok show me it
me: ok
*shoots swiftor in head*
the funniest part of this video was when the people listened to you, if I try this everybody runs away and jumps and do shit
An indian walks into a tanning salon, he says to the employee "I would like to tan in room.... A" The employee says " I see you want an 'Indian Burn.'" Lol
Joke at 24:40 had me dying XD
funniest epsiode by far
No it's just something that every race dose and I was laughing at the elevator one
i have a epic joke it is me: knock knock person: whos there, me: ididop person: ididopwho lol if u sound it, it turns out to be i did a poo
the train never came lol
why did the chicken cross the road...
to get to the gay kids house knock knock
Gay kid: whose there
i liked freemans first joke " how are mexicans and baketball players alike?" " cause they both run jump shoot steal"
I'm Mexican and I love your videos Swiftor
"What's your joke?" "Women's Rights." HAHAHAHA
i hav a joke "What do you have when i had 10 bacon and you took 5" "A broken nose and a black eye
from 0:01- 1:10 there all on there phones "Goggling Funny Jokes"
When it is the last two people use your top scorestreak
Q: what can a old man do to cross the road
A: cant gets its right
what do you call dog on a bunny , A dog on a bun
Whats related between mexicans and christmas bulbs? They all hang out with eachother, Only half of them work, and they are a pain in the ass. XD
What is the greatest export of Mexico......Home depot employees.
true i was mad wen they said those jokes but he did say he loved mexicans in the begging so i was calm
Dad- how was the papper
Son- it was good but #5 confused me
Dad- what was it
Son- question 5 wanted the past tense of "think"... and i thought & though t& thought and ended up wrighting thinked
LOL LOL LOL
I love the intro.
"That's a good Juan"
Jeeze. Quality man😂
Swiftor loves you!!
greatness achieved!
I would tell you* a Mexican joke,* BUT THAT'S JUST CROSSING THE BORDER!*
ZOMBIEGUNS JOKE WAS AMAZING HE SHOULD HAVE WON
Just the intro made me LOL
It pops up with a warning at the front. Follow the warning.
whats the difference between (name) and a washing machine? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it.
a couple of new jersey hunters are out in the woods one of them falls to the ground he doesnt seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his head the other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services he gasps to the operator: MY FRIEND IS DEAD! WHAT CAN I DO?
the operator says: take it easy i can help first lets make sure he is dead
there is a silence then a shot is heard
the other hunter says: ok now what?
THE JOKE AT 1:21 WAS TRUE
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Roberts Carlos
I loved the charged bunny one.
Wanna know a good joke... Liverpool's football team.
ok the pop tart one he should of said "how do u tell if a blonde is a good cook she puts in a strawberry pop tart in a toaster and doesnt come out choclate
I'm Mexican, but I gotta admit, some were pretty funny lol.
Damn I remember being 13 watching this guy I’m 21 now lol
I'll give him props for trying
Because people can take some things offensive. People can get angry when someone insults topics such as religion, culture, etc
im a Mexican but I laughed at all the Mexican jokes
3:46 BALLD BALD MY EYES!
A white guy, a black guy, a Mexican, and a German are standing at the top of a cliff. The German pulls out a gun and says "We have too much of these in our country." and throws it off the cliff. The Mexican pulls out a lawnmower, says "We have too much of these in our country," and throws it off the cliff. The white guy picks up the black guy and screams "WE HAVE TOO MUCH OF THESE IN OUR COUNTRY," and throws him off the cliff.
20:00 mins in: shwitf:the me a joke
him: woman rights
BANG!
9:12 I laughed so hard at this joke X'D
that was the funniest thing ever
Wanna hear a joke? North Korea.
I thought the bean dip and the womans right was the funniest
you should put subtitles because we cant hear them good
Notice that the sound is slightly ahead of the video
i like the way after the MLK joke you can hear sirens in the background there taking him in FBI have you dude !
funniest guy ever
What do you call a computer that can sing?
A Dell.
Yea! The poptart joke didn't die in his first round!