Caveman one(Joey):Dude I found a new kind of food Caveman two(Jeff):What is it Joey:Milk from cows Jeff:What’s milk and how do you get it Joey:Milk Jeff:How do you get it Joey:You have to squeeze its nipples Jeff:...What were you doing with the cow... Joey:...
Animals be like We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you
i already knew that fact from a youtuber called the film theorist, he made an entite video about this fack and predicted the 3rd movie being nemo's dad finding his new sexuality. i don't think this is gonna be the theme of a children movie, but the creator of nemo does pay a lot of attention to realistic biology...
As an Australian, I can say that they do not do that. They let them out of their pouch to lose weight. The babies run alongside their mother. The babies are still pretty fast. The males fight back
@@cloakey1036 Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it's not true. Kangaroos do it as a last resort when they have no other choice or can see there's no other way of escaping.
I saw a hilarious viral video of turtles going at it on Ebaumsworld back in the day of old internet. Still remains one of the funniest internet videos I've ever seen.
I was at the Monterey Bay aquarium in summer of 2022. At the penguin exhibit they have a little glass dome to poke your head into the enclosure. When I looked at one particular penguin, it turned, crouched, and BOMBS AWAY!! I felt lucky to have that glass dome around my head.
The most weirdest thing i saw animals doing in my life is ... *DOG AND DOG GIRL STANDING TO EACH OTHER AND DOING DANCE BATTLE . LIKE YOU KNOW THEYRE DOING SOMETHING*
Thank you BE AMAZED for your efforts by giving us cool content even on new years' moment. I'm spending my time watching RUclips and as usual your entertaining video popped up✨
Here's some other interesting bits: •Ferret mating also involves the male biting the female on the back of the neck and dragging her around to stimulate ovulation. •When elephants are in Musth(look it up)they will some times force themselves onto rhinos. • Sea otters will force themselves onto baby seals, and males will hold baby's hostage unless the mother gives him food. • 90% of giraffe "romance" is with another male to assert dominance. • Penguin mates who loose an egg will sometimes steal another pairs egg/chick, raise them for a few days, and then abandon them to die. • Orcas and dolphins are sadists who will torture other animals. • And back to penguins, they are also; Pedophiliac, Necrophiliac, "Sexual Assaulters" and in an experiment males were "put in the mood" by a severed female head on a rock. That's all I got for now, if you want more I recommend checking out "Casual Geographic/Hood Nature".
Me: i’m gonna have a great time Be amazed : the assassin bug injects (venom or poison idk) into there prey liquidizing the vital organs then drinking it then glueing them to their skin with a sticky substance good 👍 thing they aren’t human size Me:ok My brain:world being taken over by a bunch assassin bugs wearing humans Me 2 seconds later:AAAAAAAH
I came here looking for interesting facts about animals, and I found how they reproduce. Edit: like, yes, of course I wanted to watch a clip of a turtle getting it on with either a female or a tree stump.
When I was on “BYE BYE JOEY” I was terrified by the fact that kangaroos throw out their joeys, because at school, I used to bring a plush bunny that i liked calling a kangaroo, and mostly all the time on these days I would play tag. Now as a advantage, I would throw the so called kangaroo. I learned the hard way.
who else loves this guy's voice? its just so soothing...
Ya ai love this guy's voice
Yes
Yup
Ye
Yesse
Assassin bug: wears the corpses of its prey
Parrot fish: *Press Y to sneeze an invincibility bubble*
Parrot fish= When you accidentally pick an inferior Mario Kart character and get the busted player 2 controller 🤦🏻♀️😂
Cooldown:1 second left
Y were my invincibility bubble i pressed y 2 times
Penguin: press X to eject
Y
16:51 Ostriches dance to reassert dominance
The random dude break dance
The ostriches :.....
Lmao
4:09 so that explains why in shows and movies the mother spider unexpectedly dies after giving birth
Ummm
Yea i guess that is one way too look at it
Can u tell me what LMAO means
@@ellagraceeeeee Laugh My Ass Of: lmao
Nobody:
Komodo Dragon: “You mean you won’t fertilize my eggs? Fine I’ll just do it myself, no biggie”
You joined ma club.👍🏼
😂😂😂😂😂
The only draw back to it is all the off spring come out as Male.
lol haha
Hahahah
12:47 excuse me SCORPIONFLY???
Yes
The thing that looks like a stinger on its tail is actually genitalia.
6:56 feel bad for the bird that got pooped on
More like shit on
Yea
Non poisonous
Penguins are not a bird
Penguins are birds
I caught a horned lizard once. Never did squirt blood out of his eyes. He just let me hold him and pet between it's head. Puts them to sleep
CAMILION
Because he got Rickrolled
The only reason didn’t use self defense is because it may have believed you weren’t a threat
The Lizard did the SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES
@@theunknown5564 how could you insult him without actually insulting him
11:25 This is why Nemo's father was looking for Nemo so desperately after losing wife and all his other children. Childhood ruined :(
Nature is a scary thing
Not for me💀💀💀
Thanks for the damn spoiler alert! Lol
Lookin for those cheeks
🤣🤪 ayoooo sus
i love how he cracks jokes while talking about facts unlike others! way to go!!!!!!
Me too
Me three
Me four
How did you get that emoji
🤫🤫🤫
This guy: animals are weird
Also humans: casually drinking cow milk
@@KelYarbin the clothes you wear are made out of animals fun fact
@@rxl_rehalt9616 Yep but not all
@@KelYarbin lol
Caveman one(Joey):Dude I found a new kind of food
Caveman two(Jeff):What is it
Joey:Milk from cows
Jeff:What’s milk and how do you get it
Joey:Milk
Jeff:How do you get it
Joey:You have to squeeze its nipples
Jeff:...What were you doing with the cow...
Joey:...
joey:for......science?
Animals be like
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
Lol😂😂😂
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks for rick rolling me
Damn I got Rick Rolled
@bro?Both
I GOT RICK ROLLED
4:10 she sacrifices herself for the sake of her babies to have food this is a sign of true mother's luv (just sharing)
Also she ate the male after sex. Cool.
I agree
Penguin: **poops on a penguin**
The penguin that was pooped on: BOI DO I LOOK LIKE A TOILET
Was searching for this one🤡🤣🤣💀
He did with all the shit on him already
Now that penguin is a little shit :D
Lmao
❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
11:30 Well I can’t think of Finding Nemo the same anymore 😂
The way the turtle lifts his legs up had me over here geekin out lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Sameeee😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was smacking shell & all 🤣😭
Lol
Samèeeeee❤
LOL to
Horned Lizard: AAAAAH!!! I’M BLEEDING FROM MY EYE SOCKETS!!!
*Predator freaks out in fear and runs away*
So nemo's dad is now his mom?🙂
Shhhhhhhhh
Maybe
And it's hurting my brain
i already knew that fact from a youtuber called the film theorist, he made an entite video about this fack and predicted the 3rd movie being nemo's dad finding his new sexuality. i don't think this is gonna be the theme of a children movie, but the creator of nemo does pay a lot of attention to realistic biology...
Didn't the mom die in the movie?
No nemos dad is not hes wife
Sorry for ruining your childhood!
Kangaroo in real life while being chased by a predator
BETTER RUN BYE CHILD
kangaroos in cartoons
Fight me peasent
Mama said knock you out
It's because they had to put their boxing gloves away to take their baby outside
As an Australian, I can say that they do not do that. They let them out of their pouch to lose weight. The babies run alongside their mother.
The babies are still pretty fast.
The males fight back
Yep
@@cloakey1036 Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it's not true. Kangaroos do it as a last resort when they have no other choice or can see there's no other way of escaping.
He's a great narrator AND he makes great puns
9:05 I burst out laughing, I don't know why.
Me to🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It sounded cute until I realized what they were doing
Cute!
Me too 😂😊😂😊😂
@@DISPENSERTF2 nah
6:02 Wow, I've never seen a fish doing that before. That's amazing. Thank you for the update, Be Amazed..!! :) I learn new things each day..!!
7:00 Looks like he's having a shitty day.
Dad joke lol
Bad joke
The tortoise mating sounds are unwittingly hilarious.
This was concise and funny without being drawn out or obnoxious. Thanks for the vid! 😊
"We wanted to talk about animal sex and not get judged" - fixed your title for you
Love vid
@@jesperboye1301 up
Welcome to the come zone
@Jake thepro7890 Oh G*d no
@@moofey6900 why did u added a Asterisk between g and d
Assassin bug : **exist**
Me : assassin creed : bug DLC
Fantastic approach!
By the way, I just love your voice and the way you make the sarcastic and/or funny jokes. Thanks!
Me: looks at title
My: mind bye bye baby blue I wish you could the wicked truth
Glass Animals :D
Uhh you forgot the see
At 14:20, I did not know they did that to their Joeys. Being from Australia. This surprised me to know that this wasn't in my head!
11:57 officially ruined Finding Nemo for me...
So in finding Nemo, his dad really wants him back home, so he can change his $3x, then have $3x with his son to repopulate their home.
Oh shhh
@@farcan9400 yes o shhh
I saw a hilarious viral video of turtles going at it on Ebaumsworld back in the day of old internet. Still remains one of the funniest internet videos I've ever seen.
“So what do you do for a living?”
“...study how penguins poop”
Lol right
So true
For real his voice is really relaxing
"As long as everyone uses the correct pronoun" than a picture of Jordan Peterson pops up! Lol 😂😂😂
That is so amazing man 🙂
🙂🙂🙂
I was at the Monterey Bay aquarium in summer of 2022. At the penguin exhibit they have a little glass dome to poke your head into the enclosure. When I looked at one particular penguin, it turned, crouched, and BOMBS AWAY!! I felt lucky to have that glass dome around my head.
The thumbnail got me flying out the window💀
11:55 - Lobster King reference! you win!
6:58 awesome shoot
Penguin lovers:OMG THEIR SO CUTE
Me:yea..whos ganna tell em
Not me
Not it
Me
@@KaBoBoHan your sacrifice wasnt not in vein
@@ramseyyt5799 what was gonna happen when I tell them?
"Fun Fact": You Can't Breathe while smiling. Joking,Just Wanted To Make You Smile:)))♥️♥️
Heh. Thanks, random person, you just added a smile to my day
Did you know you can’t breathe when you die
i cant smile, is this a probelm
Uh....
@@strongstom3198 yo what
17:58, Taking tge phrase "Drinking the tears of your enemies" to a whole new level.
luv how ur voice is so calm when this video very surprising lol♡ :)
Angler fish litterally fuse?
And I thought us HUMAN couples were clingy.
Penguin pooping on other penguins?
Turtles moaning? Dead bodies?
This video escalated quickly
Did he just confess his love of ostrich’s? 16:58
I have seen the penguin poop bom in Australia IMAX in the museum
11:28
Me: * Finding Nemo intensifies *
In relation to that turtle fact, the noises were actually used as the sound the velociraptors made in Jurassic Park!
To y'all who didn't know this before; Hope you can still watch Jurassic park
*I* *pray* *anyone* *that* *sees* *this* *is* *successful* *in* *life* 💰,.
just stop doing this, this wont get you anywhere
Happy new
ruclips.net/video/rqu20yOyekA/видео.html
ok bot
@@Makslaskabata true
Shut up geek
Thumbnail: Yeet
Me: Yeet
The most weirdest thing i saw animals doing in my life is ...
*DOG AND DOG GIRL STANDING TO EACH OTHER AND DOING DANCE BATTLE . LIKE YOU KNOW THEYRE DOING SOMETHING*
Male Hippo: flicks it's sh*t everywhere.
Every other mammal: *DISGUSTING*
Female Hippo: Mmmm... that's hot.
Motto Motto in a nutshell
*I LIKE EM BIG*
@@epiccreeper69 *I LIKE EM CHUNCK*
@@Im_Somnum I LIKE EM ROUND
@@antoniocosmo9005 BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
1:24 there is something weird ok.
.
That Damn D😅😅😂
Bruh
It’s like bruh *wen u pingas light*
Male tortoise: 🥵🤤 Female tortoise:😐😑
Fr
Narrator: mentions Pingu
Me: *flashbacks*
Your voice is very calming
Th ekangaroo in the thumbnail left faster than my dad grabbing milk
aww
10:33 that Komodo dragon looks traumatised
14:04 thank me later
Thank you👍👍
Your voice is so soothing
Cool Video bro
Me: how do I pay taxes?
Schools:
Thank you BE AMAZED for your efforts by giving us cool content even on new years' moment. I'm spending my time watching RUclips and as usual your entertaining video popped up✨
Here's some other interesting bits:
•Ferret mating also involves the male biting the female on the back of the neck and dragging her around to stimulate ovulation.
•When elephants are in Musth(look it up)they will some times force themselves onto rhinos.
• Sea otters will force themselves onto baby seals, and males will hold baby's hostage unless the mother gives him food.
• 90% of giraffe "romance" is with another male to assert dominance.
• Penguin mates who loose an egg will sometimes steal another pairs egg/chick, raise them for a few days, and then abandon them to die.
• Orcas and dolphins are sadists who will torture other animals.
• And back to penguins, they are also; Pedophiliac, Necrophiliac, "Sexual Assaulters" and in an experiment males were "put in the mood" by a severed female head on a rock.
That's all I got for now, if you want more I recommend checking out "Casual Geographic/Hood Nature".
In the giraffe’s defense, I’m pretty sure that’s most mating XD
@@magnarcreed3801
Fair point.
When he talked about the komodo dragon he said female but the symbol was a male symbol and the other way around
When you said the animal kingdom we are animals did you know that BE AMAZED
I SINCERELY LOVE YOUR PRESENTATIONS YOU'RE REALLY CREATIVE IN IT ,WAY IMPRESSIVE AM REALLY AMAZED.
I would have to say that the octopus 🐙 mama gives the biggest sacrifice of all for her baby's.
Honestly the squeaking tortoise makes me smile^^
It's the Deadbeat Dragon Baby Daddies for me!!! Lolol! 11:00
Love this channel
Be amazed: exists
RUclips: *I CAN MILK YOU*
6:58
How it feels to chew 5ive Gum.
(Alt Title:
How it felt when your ex "dumped" you.)
...
Day 5 of saying I love this guys voice
The music w/ the voice *AMAZING*
This video just made me realize I’ve seen an assassin bugs on me and it scared me so I threw it probably died
There is an ad for finding nemo Bellow the video for me, coincidence i think not!
"Than your dog eating its own poop"🤣🤣🤣 im dead
my god does that XD
My pickup line: hey girl are those hands real because I want to eat them.
2:43 It was at this moment when I realised that this video has to be uploaded recently.
6:55 Man that Penguin is a sharpshooter
The spider one tho WTF😭
Wtf was that they eat their own mom they make
Who else loves this guys voice? It’s so smooth really be a rapper LOL
9:13 me and the boys after pulling an all-nighter
Me: i’m gonna have a great time
Be amazed : the assassin bug injects (venom or poison idk) into there prey liquidizing the vital organs then drinking it then glueing them to their skin with a sticky substance good 👍 thing they aren’t human size
Me:ok
My brain:world being taken over by a bunch assassin bugs wearing humans
Me 2 seconds later:AAAAAAAH
I liked
how the spider takes care of its children
0:48 Real life wolverine..
There’s a frog that is better wolverine because it’s its hand bones that break the skin
What about the actual animal the wolverine...?
@@loganjake8994 real life wolverines cant do the whole bone thing
the penguin poop shooting got me laughing lol
I came here looking for interesting facts about animals, and I found how they reproduce.
Edit: like, yes, of course I wanted to watch a clip of a turtle getting it on with either a female or a tree stump.
I have seen this in real life, and yes they do grunt
8:38 i have no idea that the black footed ferret existed because they went extinct a long time ago
Your voice is too chill i rather listen to you than soft songs
6:58 I can't stop laughing, take the like, just take it. god my sides hurt xD
the penguin poop looks like a cappuccino coffee...
A good coffee for morning days
RIP kangaroo baby
When I was on “BYE BYE JOEY” I was terrified by the fact that kangaroos throw out their joeys, because at school, I used to bring a plush bunny that i liked calling a kangaroo, and mostly all the time on these days I would play tag. Now as a advantage, I would throw the so called kangaroo. I learned the hard way.
i love your work 👍
05:04 anyone else think he is way too enthusiastic talking about this? Lol