AYG Comedy Podcast: Michael Blaustein - Maryland Kid

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @Magnificent_Mustang
    @Magnificent_Mustang 3 года назад +87

    Came here a few weeks ago for the Chrissy D. ep. & been catching up since. Grieving 3 unexpected, tragic losses of dear loved ones this year & Thanksgiving tmrw is bringing up excruciating grief. Been binging you guys the past 3 days to help my head as I trudge through quicksand trying to accomplish things. It helps. Thanks, guys. Hugs from Long Island.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +23

      Oh man sorry to hear that! Happy we can distract you a bit. 🗑❤️🗑❤️🗑

    • @Magnificent_Mustang
      @Magnificent_Mustang 3 года назад +10

      @@AreYouGarbage 🗑❤️

    • @debbieskrletts725
      @debbieskrletts725 3 года назад +1

      These guys are great. They really help me deal. In good times and bad they are great. Hope things turn around for you.

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 3 года назад +1

      Sorry to hear about your situation sister much love.

    • @Magnificent_Mustang
      @Magnificent_Mustang 3 года назад

      @@debbieskrletts725 They truly do. Thank you.

  • @nickricci19
    @nickricci19 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Keeps the feds off our backs and the rain off our heads" is a great fucking line 😅

  • @prateequeg
    @prateequeg 3 года назад +9

    These drop at 6AM for me. Perfect for my morning coffee. You guys need to get Keith Malley from Keith and the Girl!

  • @runb4its2late42
    @runb4its2late42 3 года назад +27

    Needed this today. Happy thanksgiving to the garbage family

  • @malloryhomsey
    @malloryhomsey 3 года назад +3

    “Ever go to Sandals or anything like that? Hedonism?” Foley drops that like it’s an all inclusive family resort. The rippin’ and the tearin’ such a great deep cut though lmao.

  • @nickdeluca4770
    @nickdeluca4770 3 года назад +26

    Kippy: "I'm married to a jewish woman btw, dont cancel me"
    My mind: *... keep your enemies closer*

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @BIGDICK242
      @BIGDICK242 3 года назад

      TOTAL GARBAGE! A REAL LOSER FOR IMPORTING A WIFE. IT WAS FUNNY WHEN HE CALLED HER "GERMAN" NON-STOP AT FIRST...

    • @michaelzeenus3637
      @michaelzeenus3637 Год назад

      ​@@BIGDICK242 kippys a passport bro.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 года назад +2

    I caught the "and were not changing it" Costanza quote Kay Jay

  • @jallstun
    @jallstun 3 года назад +13

    Has this one been asked yet? Have you or anyone you know ever have a "bird room" or any room in a house/apt dedicated solely to an animal?
    Loving the show. waiting for my cards and koozies to arrive! Keep on Cookin'!

  • @pumpernickle2423
    @pumpernickle2423 3 года назад +7

    Foley's thighs got me thinking about turkey day tomorrow. Look at all that white meat.

  • @peterkelly578
    @peterkelly578 3 года назад +9

    “They let women in the country club 2 days a year”
    Foley: “old school(place)?”

  • @bryanhoover289
    @bryanhoover289 3 года назад +9

    I’m sick as a dog and just lit a Bernie. Prob set me back a few days but fuck it, the boys are here! 🗑🤣

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +1

      Hahaha i know that feeling all too well

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад

      When my brother had a cold he would switch to Newports from Marlboro Reds.

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 3 года назад +2

    Took an eddi, stuffing a bird, having a spiked seltzer and listening to KJ, Uncle-hank and the McMuffinman. Clean living. From a work-a-day homie and bozo 4 life I’m thankful as shit for AYG!

  • @pwr2al4
    @pwr2al4 3 года назад +7

    Giving props to Jack Conte and Sam Yam yets me every single time. I bet the guests get a chuckle out of it as well. I hope the boys never stop doing that.

  • @brettm754
    @brettm754 3 года назад +3

    Egg Loaf! Another great episode guys, Michael is a great guest!

  • @francesgunn8384
    @francesgunn8384 3 года назад +4

    Foley's knee is the star of this episode.

  • @eoinfeee1309
    @eoinfeee1309 3 года назад +1

    Did you live near a quarry is one of the funniest questions I’ve ever heard for some reason

  • @robbies14
    @robbies14 3 года назад +46

    I found AYG when there were around 8k people watching, they’re closing in on 30k now. It’s great to see funny people succeed. Happy Thanksgiving to the head bozos. 🦃🗑

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +4

      Thank you brotha!

    • @sgeorge3167
      @sgeorge3167 3 года назад +2

      The numbers are trew da roof...

    • @robbies14
      @robbies14 3 года назад +1

      @@sgeorge3167 Cookin’ baby!

    • @Learntoswim2024
      @Learntoswim2024 3 года назад +2

      I tell everyone multiple times to watch it! Not everyone gets it... but those who do fall for it HARD!

    • @BIGDICK242
      @BIGDICK242 3 года назад

      IT'S TOO BAD THIS PODCAST RAN ITS COURSE. HAVING THE SAME PEOPLE ON OVER AND OVER DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. ITS ALL TRUST FUND COMICS... THEY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE OK W/ THE GARBAGE TITLE.

  • @leonardomun-ra2928
    @leonardomun-ra2928 3 года назад +6

    When’s the skankfest ep coming out ? I was there for the taping . IT WAS A BANGER !!!!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +1

      Had some tech issues! Trying to clean it up!

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад +2

      In the meantime join the TWS Patreon to see these guys down at Skankfest. Ruled!

    • @leonardomun-ra2928
      @leonardomun-ra2928 3 года назад

      @@AreYouGarbage thanks T-bone !!! You tha man !!!

  • @lukasevans8931
    @lukasevans8931 6 месяцев назад

    Watching the AYG crew start ripping each other apart when Foley starts talking about college is hilarious

  • @chadc8111
    @chadc8111 3 года назад +7

    The gap between "I have enough shoes. I know what we do, what's the point?" and "my mom still gets me presents from santa and it's fun" is so damn wide.

  • @jackstack3390
    @jackstack3390 11 месяцев назад +1

    So I’ve been watching old eps back and you guys owe Ian Fidance an apology for how you treated him talking about the zipper ride

  • @amp2193
    @amp2193 3 года назад +1

    Just put color lights on my Douglas Fur last night. Keeping it trashy for the boys!

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 2 года назад +1

    16:05 A guy with a mullet in a vest
    So you mean Theo Von? 😂

  • @rasolujimi
    @rasolujimi 2 года назад +1

    Maryland in the house

  • @ChurroMyChicken
    @ChurroMyChicken 3 года назад +4

    I cant wait until you guys turn Foley's notebook into an Amazon best seller

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 3 года назад +5

    I'm starting to suspect that aunt Toody may not be a real person.

  • @kiserschaus
    @kiserschaus 3 года назад +1

    My Moms and Dave Chappelle..also from silver spring, md...loved going to grandma's house..its clean livin'

  • @cancondorsfly
    @cancondorsfly 3 года назад +2

    Toby’s new nickname is the Uncut Gem

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 года назад +7

    It's like getting a Christmas present each time homeboy tries to touch Kippy! KJ looking soooo uncomfortable.

  • @geetarbube
    @geetarbube Год назад +2

    Anybody imagine being a guest and practice their origin story?

  • @j.yahnke
    @j.yahnke 3 года назад +1

    So nice to have the pictures on screen. The new computer is cooking!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад

      Hahaha dont have it yet!

    • @j.yahnke
      @j.yahnke 3 года назад

      @@AreYouGarbage oh no. Anyways, it's cool to see what you fools are looking at.

  • @blakebixler
    @blakebixler 3 года назад +5

    What is more trash: being in your parent’s wedding OR not getting invited to it? I’ve had both 😂

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад

      I choose butt play chit chat with your pop.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад

      Hahahha horrible

  • @jamieyeaw7793
    @jamieyeaw7793 3 года назад +2

    Lookin for the pride of the Chicago comedy scene to updoot this

  • @jamesfitzpatrick8853
    @jamesfitzpatrick8853 3 года назад +1

    Kippy you are the man. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад

      Thank you brotha! You’re not too shabby yourself

  • @philliphayden2727
    @philliphayden2727 Год назад

    When Navy boot camp was still in Orlando, having someone's Mom take a group of us in uniform to Disney World on our free weekend was amazing.

  • @gregoryperez1000
    @gregoryperez1000 3 года назад +2

    Perfect Thanksgiving start . Love the show !

  • @FormerlyKnownAs_Stan
    @FormerlyKnownAs_Stan 2 года назад +2

    We paid a crooked Comcast guy like 200 bucks for a hookup on cable and we got it for free for like a decade. We didn't pay for cable from like 97 to 2005 😂

  • @mrgalactus7264
    @mrgalactus7264 3 года назад +1

    I've always been meaning to check out AYG because Ian Fiddance would bring it up on Jim and Sam and I've been mowing through the back catalogue since Sam Roberts came on. Love it guys.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +1

      Thanks man! Glad you like the show!

  • @jonathanbutler3833
    @jonathanbutler3833 3 года назад +2

    Great job knowing when to lay back Tobe. Great episode

  • @jordsmords
    @jordsmords 3 года назад +2

    I like how the guy says he doesn’t correct anyone about his name and he isn’t lying since foley says ‘Silver Springs’ a million times lol

  • @highonangeldust
    @highonangeldust 2 года назад

    90’s dog talk fucking killed me😂

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Thank you AYG for your show you been getting me through my depression honestly!

  • @joshuapinkham2925
    @joshuapinkham2925 2 года назад

    That's nuts, that is exactly what happened to me. I was a massive basketball player but got into golf so i quit basketball my senior year and just focused on golf and almost went to a golf management school in the carolinas.

  • @mizzle1788
    @mizzle1788 3 года назад +1

    The rippin and the tearing, the rippin and the tearin

  • @LevphonicMusic
    @LevphonicMusic 3 года назад +1

    I'm on the loop right now!

  • @ComedianMikeivy
    @ComedianMikeivy 3 года назад +2

    Foley showing off the gams 😂

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Foley always has that notebook make it seem like he’s taking notes the whole time, when he’s really just drawing stick figures the whole time lmaoo

  • @aroseparade
    @aroseparade 3 года назад +2

    Happy Thanksgiving guys! U make the holidays better!! 🤙🏼

  • @Matt-mp5py
    @Matt-mp5py 3 года назад +3

    You guys need a Tastykake box in the background.

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 3 года назад +1

    blau is easily one of my favorite comics.. and humans in general

  • @jeremymoores7563
    @jeremymoores7563 3 года назад +2

    " It's got tang!" Haha love the podcast. Had a couple are you garbage questions you can ask especially since xmas is around the corner.
    1. Ever have to buy your own gifts as a kid?
    2. Ever told that you wouldn't get a birthday present because Christmas was around the corner? I was born in mid November lol
    3. Does your family have a special combination of liquors and juices they call a punch?
    4. Ever drink shelf stable milk or powdered skim milk?

  • @sofianebenzaza
    @sofianebenzaza 3 года назад +2

    An egg loaf
    You mean a quiche
    Yes!!
    OMG an egg loaf
    I DIDNT HAVE A DAD
    HAHAHAHHAHA IM 💀

  • @awnordma
    @awnordma 3 года назад +1

    Its been a while since the last group therapy episode, may need to pause and pour a whisky.

  • @michaelreese8217
    @michaelreese8217 3 года назад +2

    God….I dread listening to my family talk about the turkey being a little dry for 2 hours tomorrow.

  • @smokeysteak
    @smokeysteak 3 года назад +3

    It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

  • @malloryhomsey
    @malloryhomsey 3 года назад +1

    5:01 yesssss glad we all agree 😂😂

  • @drewbacca8154
    @drewbacca8154 3 года назад +1

    Shoutout to the ricochet! Had got it for Christmas and my lil brother fucked up the paint flipping it on the curb.

  • @pvthfindxr
    @pvthfindxr 3 года назад

    Kippy fumbling through the ad reads from home is funnier to me than it should be

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +1

      I was taking a shower

    • @pvthfindxr
      @pvthfindxr 3 года назад

      @@AreYouGarbage manscaping while reading copy for manscaped. very meta KJ

  • @matthyouhoss
    @matthyouhoss 3 года назад

    The zipper gave me vertigo!!

  • @kennethwilliams9606
    @kennethwilliams9606 2 года назад +2

    i love "2fineblausein" coming out of his shell
    Kipp and H. foley are great at interviewing

  • @davidblanck4131
    @davidblanck4131 3 года назад +1

    Great episode guys! Knocked out of the park as always. When are you getting Burr? That is a garbage story needing to be told.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +1

      Thanks dude! We’re trying! You got his number?

    • @davidblanck4131
      @davidblanck4131 3 года назад

      @@AreYouGarbage I've got his email lol. You just contact Andrew Themeles. They actually read them. So, there is that. Same with Bert. His wife responds to almost every email.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад +1

      Will be interesting. I think his dad was a DDS MD.

  • @Teddy-nd2jq
    @Teddy-nd2jq 3 года назад +1

    T bone I’ve used the, pay for friends thing everytime I make fun of my friends frats

  • @clayrester9342
    @clayrester9342 Год назад

    i love how they never mentioned the foot thing from Trevors episode.... hahaha

  • @Learntoswim2024
    @Learntoswim2024 3 года назад +3

    I am uncomfortable FOR K.J. Because of the amount of times that kid touched him unnecessarily 😂

  • @jonnyh5858
    @jonnyh5858 3 года назад +3

    Teenage arson, step siblings forced in to your life, this episode has it all I smell a banger!! 🥳
    Side note: who’s the broad laughing on the mic but nobody knows why she’s there? 🤔

  • @hapeeboy8186
    @hapeeboy8186 3 года назад +4

    It’s HANKSGIVING! See what I did there?

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 2 года назад

    It Silver Spring not Springs lol ! Good Council great school btw

  • @OregonChronic
    @OregonChronic 2 года назад +2

    Another comic downplaying how rich they were. You guys should always ask how many cars could fit in the garage

  • @Youztuber
    @Youztuber 3 года назад +3

    2nd!! Smelled the fresh garbaggio!!!

  • @joe_el_gallo13
    @joe_el_gallo13 Год назад

    😂 Classic Blau

  • @its2easy21212
    @its2easy21212 3 года назад +1

    Someone told Kippy that the laptop can see you 2 inches to the left and right too

  • @davids1110
    @davids1110 3 года назад +1

    Hey hey fellas
    Happy Thanksgiving and much love from Chicago!!
    GameStop 🚀🚀🚀🚀

  • @tomh.7895
    @tomh.7895 3 года назад +1

    Shout out "rippin' and a tearin'"

  • @sabriefrances
    @sabriefrances 3 года назад +3

    Joey Diaz and Theo Von please

  • @wolfgangcho9236
    @wolfgangcho9236 3 года назад +1

    Foley with the fresh cut

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 года назад

    Late November naked Foley leg???? I am hereeere for it.

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 3 года назад

    Expanding on the pizza roll/bagel question is are/were you into Pizza Pops or Pizza Pockets

  • @stevenpiontkowski220
    @stevenpiontkowski220 3 года назад +1

    Love it.

  • @TimKirby888
    @TimKirby888 3 года назад +1

    4 quarries in a 5mi radius.
    Plus a few chemical plants.
    "In the land of the blind
    The one eyed man is King."

  • @reportinglivefromhell222
    @reportinglivefromhell222 3 года назад +1

    Cul-de-sac life boi! Pure trash right here, grew up in a trailer park in the corner of a cul-de-sac that's the hard house to find and my mom only called it the manufacturer home Park... Sheer could never call it a trailer park..... Do I win? 🤣 Single and double wide park🤘

  • @TB-zx7ls
    @TB-zx7ls 3 года назад +1

    Foley’s thighs are outta control over here!

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 3 года назад +2

    Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow AYG lovers. And happy Thanksgiving Kay Jay. I know you're reading this 🗑 👑

  • @HBZ
    @HBZ 3 года назад +1

    After any question "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"
    Didn't realize you guys got Yaya from Sandlot on to see if he's garbage lmao. Even kinda looks like him

  • @jakesnacks2620
    @jakesnacks2620 Год назад

    I died at egg loaf

  • @prod.byzaha954
    @prod.byzaha954 3 года назад +1

    christmas egg loaf?! holy shit hahaha

  • @robsp7626
    @robsp7626 3 года назад +1

    Is Foley only wearing his sleep shirt?!? His pearly wights are hanging out under the table haha

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie 3 года назад +2

    @16:16 the most awkward and annoying series of "yeahs" to have ever been uttered: also @18:28, @44:45, @49:21 (very annoyingly), and then again @50:09. By the way, there is always several "no" or "yeah" said, each time he answers a question. Other than that, awesome episode guys!

  • @dillonoickle5841
    @dillonoickle5841 3 года назад

    the next big italian gangster movie better hire Foley that hair hand movement while speaking and the way he sais narcatic problem is audition enough!

  • @natemeehan355
    @natemeehan355 3 года назад +1

    Tbone let Foley know miracle whip and mayo are two completely different things

  • @blackd480
    @blackd480 3 года назад +1

    Hahaha late in the episode I knew by age 8 what a choke was on a leaf blower and everything else because my dad's a roofer I think I'm garbage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

  • @michaelhxx
    @michaelhxx 3 года назад +2

    So…. We ain’t get into that bottle of jaymo in the back. We need a drunk episode. Obviously the big man will need his extracurriculars but let’s make it happen

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  3 года назад +1

      Planning it!

    • @michaelhxx
      @michaelhxx 3 года назад

      @@AreYouGarbage the big man is gonna be coming up with business ideas and trying to fist fight a door guy

  • @vincetagliavia60
    @vincetagliavia60 3 года назад +2

    Why are you recording the ads in a bathroom

  • @isthisPG
    @isthisPG 3 года назад +1

    Where is the Tim Dillon episode?

  • @tylerlavelle2203
    @tylerlavelle2203 3 года назад +1

    Foleys got boxers on

  • @jermhanson13
    @jermhanson13 3 года назад +1

    I was definitely a quarry kid. Great spot for under age drinking 🤘

  • @SAGE_ASENTHIAN
    @SAGE_ASENTHIAN 3 года назад

    can't wait to be on this pod so that they can see how much of a piece of trash that i am

  • @cubensifrenzy
    @cubensifrenzy 3 года назад +1

    Oohhh hell yeah

  • @caivsivlivs
    @caivsivlivs 2 года назад

    THE WILD WOMEN, THE WILD WOMEN...THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'...THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'...

  • @mizzle1788
    @mizzle1788 3 года назад

    Holy shit Lee Pipes you had a little cashhh

  • @albertotorres641
    @albertotorres641 3 года назад

    Latinos open up presents on Christmas eve