Bob Follows Crystal Methyd's Makeup Tutorial
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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• Signature Crystal Meth...
Honestly it came out better than I thought it would...
What makeup tutorial should I follow next?
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Bianca walked so trixie could run so crystal could full on Usain Bolt sprint
YESSS!!!
Underrated comment lmao
Dead
the next one is "gay person's walking pace"
Yesss COMMENT!!!
"I don't understand why this is all wet," Ben Shapiro, probably.
Omg 😂😂😂
wet ass p word 😏
THIS is what feminism is nowadays. Its just...the liberal-the liberal agenda.
@@aeris44 k.
@@aeris44 that literally made no sense but go off ig
Bianca - Mother clown, the OG
Trixie - Barbie Clown
Kimchi - Fashion Clown
Rock M. - Anime Clown
Crystal - Serial Killer Clown
I wanna see all of them together in one room
Imagine if they did a show together called "the circus troop"
Rupaul's clown race, all stars 😭😭😭😭
This opened my eyes to the fact that drag queens are modern clowns - people dressing in exaggerated makeup and clothing and performing songs, dances, or comedy routines to entertain people. I can't
its like if bianca, trixie, kimchi, rock m, and crystal are all diff pokemon evolutions for a drag queen
@@fuckinghugepablo the eeveeloutions of drag
crystal’s routine screams trial and error with experimentation instead of learning from someone else and i love that lmfaoo it’s apparent in how many unnecessary steps there are you can tell she did it once, liked it, and just kept doing it without questioning it
she's just like me fr
This is super perceptive and relatable and hilarious, I love it
I prefer that method over watching tutorials, anyway 😂
Bob having existential crisis over make up will never be not funny
Same for the contact lenses! 😂
I'm mostly shook that she hadn't ever seen someone blush their nose before this... how?? Lol
You best believe I screenshot some.
I love how Bob was like "crystal got me fucked up, my mouth feels crusty, my face hurts, I'm so confused..." that's like symptoms of coming down off of Crystal Meth lmao. And then "Crystal Method has broken me" lmao
Yesss most underrated comment lmaoo
Lmboooooo
I was reading comments while I watched and read yours the exact same moment bob said it in the video 😂
lmaoooo
FACTS
Bob 30 seconds into anyone’s makeup routine: “this is wild”
“This is craaazzzyyy”
Let's fack
"This is *insane*".
THIS. PERIOD 🤣
Bob reacts to every single thing like it's the craziest weirdest thing he's ever seen or heard.
i love that bob deliberately calls the queens they do makeup of and complains to them about their makeup
So they can feel seen
Her tone is lowkey, " where did it all go wrong, sis? Who hurt you?"😂
Crystal's makeup makes Trixie's and Bianca's makeup looking like natural
*crystal
What are you talking about? Trixie only wears a little chapstick and some natural eyeshadow
@@ezequieltomasino7001 sorry, it was the spell checker.
@@tallulad She's a natural woman ♡
@@ezequieltomasino7001 Do you feel special for correcting people
You need to follow a Juno Birch makeup tutorial
PLEASEEEEE
Fuck yes!!!! Yes!!! Oh my...how FUN would THAT be!!?!?!??
YESSSSSS
I’d love to see Juno on a drag race
PLEASE yes that's happening
“Crystal got me fucked up”
Willam somewhere in the distance “me too girl!”
bruh . LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
I read it with her voice, Im gagging aaaaaa
So dead thanks to your comment❤😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bob’s laugh after she says “maybe there’s a Crystal METHYD to the madness” you can tell she’s already broken lmao
the mouth quiver killed me 😂
“this feels racist” LMAOOO
It's because crystal's makeup EXAGGERATES lips and brows, on a black person sometimes it feels somehow blackface
😂😂😂😂
I felt it hahahhaha
I felt it too! Thank goodness she renounced it. 😓😳
It feels like blackface, but ironically only on black people
Bob in Crystals make up is giving me “what feels racist but isn’t?” 😭
I AM DEAD
I’m freaking dead!
I AM ROLLINGGGGG
literally
Bruh.... hahahahahahaha
Sharpies and craft glitter???? Your dedication.
omg kat I love absolutely adore your videos
nice to see we have similar youtube taste
And the gloves 😭
NOT THE SHARPIEEE 😂😂😂😭😭
I JUST SAW UR COMMENT IN THE SHAM WOW VIDEO????
“What in the minstrel show?” Jfc why is nobody else appreciating this line 😂
i had to pause and look up what it was 🤦 im embarrassed as an American to not know the history
@@ninarae3368 Don't be. Our education system is two weeks dedicated to slavery and one about civil rights. I didn't learn most of it until I was fourteen from the internet
@@andrewkoopman9535 same but at 24 from online & teaching myself. Its sad
I am so proud of myself, I knew what minstrel show was, big brain
🔥
Bob: "do people really put blush on their nose?"
Gen Z: 👀
me watching this applying my everyday blush only on my nose, very dark pink, and with an eyeshadow packer brush
*slowly putting down my glossier cloud paint*
Ikr on the tip or bridge of the nose can be cute
ooofff
it maks us look cute
I would love to see the chaos of Bob doing Trixie's makeup lmao
Trixie has painted Bob before! I looked super cute actually!!
🤣
YES PLS
Or Rock M Sakura
Sounds like a patreon idea! Advertise yours! I would pay top tear for that! Only thing better is challenging Monet X to recreate Trixie let us choose the winner!!
Can we talk about how Bob looks like he’s about to cause anarchy in Gotham?
LMAO NOOOO 😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
I’m SCREAMING
NOT THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE HAUNTED CLOWN MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS EVERYTHING IM CRYING
I’m glad someone else noticed that
"My mouth feels crusty, my face hurts, I'm so confused" - the true Crystal Methyd experience.
Hahahaha
Loll
😂😂😂😂
Hahahaj yeah
Am i alone to think about "him" in powerpuff girls when i see crystal's make up? I cant tell why
No lmao
She did do a look based on Him in drag race so maybe that's it?
@@bernadet4000 maybe i really cant tell
Because he was beat the house down in powerpuff girls. It's a fair comparison.
He actually loooks like the demon in powerpuff lmao
“I don’t understand why tho” 🧿👄🧿-Bob
Lmao
💀💀💀
NOT THE MALOCCHI ahahahahaha
Fuuuuuuuuck’s sake 😭
THAT EMOJI FACE LMAOOOO
I love how Crystal is just nodding along as Bob describes how all the glitter hurts, like "Yup, yup, uh-huh, beauty is pain gurl."
When Bob looked at herself after beginning the lips and realized she lowkey looks like she in black face 😭😭 I’m crying
I couldn't stop laughing oh my god 😂
Yesss that was soo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She really said Minstrel show 🤣🤣
I don’t get it
im dead
Bob: Blue is such a sluty color...
*Put pictures of Monet X Change*
14:02 the shade
I laughed so hard.
I died
This just Bob’s backstory before becoming the joker let’s be honest
Bob lives in a society
Most definitely😂
Chessuskruaist
You made laugh hard lol
Thanks
need bob the drag queen joker transformation STAT!
Perfect!!! 😂
just the way bob told crystal at the end, "you have my number, you can call me anytime." It just felt so genuine and I love how much Bob gives to other queens
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH the powder on the eyes moment..
That was so hilarious
I KNOW, RIGHT!!? I'm still laughing!!
I've watched that section on repeat and every time i cry with laughter ... hahahahaha
Dead.
OMG that moment had me on the floor 💀💀
“This is the future liberals want” 💀💀💀
I mean, she ain't wrong, this is what we want 💫
after the communist revolution everyone who isn’t bob the drag queen in crystal methyd’s makeup will be immediately taken out by a sniper
what time was that at
@@eliteallstarsri 9:37
What do you mean by liberals?
Controversial opinion: I actual like the eyes on bob
And the base/contouring shapes looked pretty good on Bob too. I liked the contour on the cheek on bobs face shape
Me too!
Agreed but she was waaay to beat compared to Krystal's 😂😂
i think the whole look looks pretty good tbh, she executed the shapes perfectly
I do too🤣🤣
I just want to know how she removes all this without scraping eight layers of her dermis underneath
Oil or balm cleanser can cut through this much make up like a hot knife through warm soft butter:)
I did intense drag makeup once and my face looked like a skinned chicken afterwards because I used makeup remover wipes. That was a painful few days
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat number one mistake, trying to use makeup wipes to take off anyyy makeup. they're the least effective form of makeup remover and that's not what anyone wants, let alone someone with 8 layers of cream and powderr
ALBOLENE. That shish will remove a frickin handpainted billboard, guaranteed.
Ductape!!! First take of the glitter with stripes of ductape before washing your face with soap and lots of water
"I'm not even on my eye, I'm on my cheek!"
As if she hasn't been looking at trixie's face for years I'm dying
“Her lips go up to her nostrils” 💀
“This feels racist!” 😬😂😂😂
1st step - put on gloves
Bob: "This is wild!"
Bob: "One day I will try contacts"
Naomi: Delusion
proceeds to not even bother putting them on.
CONVINCE YOURSELF
That's what I said.....
Yo i was that 1k like
Nobody:
Bob: “𝐼 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝒽𝓎...”
And the entire time, neither did I. 😂
And also "tHis iS wiLd"
omg do valentina’s and also do the weird sounds she makes when doing her makeup 😂😂😂
That would be a serve
YES VALENTINAAAAAA
I would LOVE to see how Valentina's look translates onto Bob, I think that will be so gorgeous
omg YESSS
@@sophiabuena4487 u dont even watch drag race stfu 😔😔😔😔😔😩
Bob : literally just puts the gloves on
Also Bob : This is wild
Bob: "At one point I considered quitting drag"
Crystal: "Oh My God! I love it!"
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Unintentional shade
Also Bob's face is underrated like nobody talks about how cool the exaggerated winged liner is. It's like a signature for her.
and the bubble gum pink lips
i love it
I remember when I saw her do the pit stop earlier this year and I went to her instagram and saw that Bob is lowkey a look queen.
I absolutely agree, I've always thought Bob's beauty was underated. I love her looks
Her makeup and looks have improved so much since she was on the show. I absolutely love the way she paints her face, so beautiful
He said “Honestly Jacob...” and I looked up like
🧿👄🧿
We live we Stan.
11:10 is when i start slowly laughing and i have tears down my face because of how fucking FUNNY this is! Bob just a slowly realizing how crazy they look 😭
Same 😂😂😂
Judges: Bianca Del Rio, that harsh white line is too much.
Trixie Mattel: Hold my nail glue.
Crystal Methyd: You thought we were done here?
nail glue???
gottmik said OH HONEYYYY-
@@plocus3592 that outfit she used during the money ls.. the zipper broke so she had to glue it shut with nail glue (it turned out a mess)
@@mjsfjshdhfhdy2498 Oh god, I thought she put it on her face and got scared 😱
Crystal is literally the happiest little ball of sunshine in the world.
Crystal: Pounds powder into her face
Bob: Unintelligible screeching
Bob is currently in therapy and will continue until the glitter-based night terrors cease.
Bob: THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT!
I died 🤣😂💀
How to make a bob the drag queen video:
- this is insane
-this is wild
-this is crazy
This is bananas 🤣
'I don't know why people do this'
'i just don't understand...'
"dis tew much!"
@@zyongli5760 yikes
"Gonna end up on an alt-right page" LMFAAOOO
"Crystal got me so fucked up. My mouth is crusty, my face hurts and I dont know where I am"
👀 Bob does Crystal
driking game:
drink everytime bob says that it's insane
"this is WILD"
Wasted 5 minutes into video
Say goodbye to your liver
Liver failure
Personally I don't want to die of liver failure, but you do you boo 🤣
The next drag queen makeovers from Bob I would love to see:
Trixie Mattel Make-Up
Juno Birch
And Sasha Valour. 😂
Yess to Trixie
"Sasha Valour" and I'm just imagining Sasha Velour dressed as a medieval knight 😀
And Rock M Sakura!
Juno Birch would be amazing !!!!
Maybe a Sharon Needles and a Mama Ru. :)
bob putting on rubber gloves: “this is wild”
You down with PPE? Bob don't know me.
Cannot stop laughing. I rewatch this constantly and as the make up goes on Bob looks like a person having a mental break down.
Edit for missing letters thanks to my terrible keyboard
I could not stop laughing when she had all the powder just sitting on her face 😭😭🤣🤣
Her face halfway through Yvie's eas even more hysterical. She just stopped and looked at the camera and gave "Jim face"
....Okay but the eye shape kinda looked sickening on you though
but it was a crazy path to get there!
Agree! I kind of love the look on bob
Crystal: “I’m so sorry if this is driving you crazyyy”
Bob: it is
CRYING😭
Lmaooo
15:53
why does it feel like bob was held against his will to follow this tutorial im screaming
He is😂 Jacob is the one holding him hostage!
I think Bob actually killed it on the eye makeup.
You’ve gotta do Trixie and Juno!!
He did trixie before
@@symonesymoneyay690 well technically Trixie did the makeup on Bob, but yeah indeed!
@@Jelmer3j oh. I didn't know that😅
@@Jelmer3j Yep! (She looked good too!) I, for one, would still like to see Bob try her hand at doing it herself though!!
@KINGDOM of AU aight tyy
This was such a wild ride....Bob always makes a fuss about other queens’ makeup styles but this one.....is actually diabolical
"This feels racist"
I said the same thiiing like, OH cHILE.
You should try Liquorice Black's make-up!!
Or Juno Birch's ❤️❤️❤️
yes
@@felixstenson1654 yes
it is so fucking funny that Crystal literally doesn’t understand why Bob is so shocked and dismayed
"Oh she' wearing gloves, she's one of thoes queens, who wears gloves when you do makeup?"
-Bob the Drag Queen, wearing a grandma summer dress out of drag
They are so comfy though
“What is going on, on this homesexual day” so funnnnny
So, we gonna ignore the fact that Jacob out here being shady with the camera zooms? LOL
13:18 is my favourite
Bob: Crystal has broken me with this makeup tutorial. I don't have the will to continue.
Kahmora Hall: Hold my angular brush!
Bob: "I have never had a contact in my eye."
Me remembering Bob screaming in the episode with Naomi: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“But also just... wash your hands 😒”
- a legend and icon.
Wash your hands!!!
@@ThePriscialves for at least 20 seconds or one round of Bob’s confused “wHat whAT wHaT”
This is insane! This is crazy!!! What???
I KNOW. The cross-contamination of it all!!!
"Blush on the nose? Is that a thing?" HONEY--- E-girls
it's been a thing since before egirls though
@Shawn Mendes Bussy no....
Yeah it reminds of the digital artists who do super red noses
I love how drag still has these remnants of ingenuity and repurpose in the process. One thing that stands out most to me is the gluing eyebrows down (or shaving them off) which I believe mainstream makeup artists have adopted from drag. There’s lots of tricks that makeup artists adopted from drag queens (honestly the whole concept of contour/baking/highlight LOL). Today, so many of us learned how to do makeup from here on RUclips and it seems like the technique has become fairly homogenized but it’s a treat when an MUA shares secret tips. But drag has taught us so much because sister we were using BRONZER to CONTOUR…. And clear mascara on the brows🙈 this was very fun to watch
I’ve read primary sources and own makeup books from time periods when drag was in its infancy, not easily accessible or recognizable to people in the mainstream, and they definitely contoured and highlighted, and “baking” techniques were being used for decades by then. Watch the movie “Gilda” from 1946, the main character gets her makeup done in cream and “baked” with powder ALLLLLLLLL over then brushed off. It’s a pretty cute scene actually! I’m sorry, I will give drag queens their due when pioneering things, but let’s be real and rely on historical facts when we do that pls
DO AIDEN ZHANE. Literally it’s all circular which is completely opposite your face and we all love Bob in a kitty cat wig!
YYEEEEESSSS I would LOVE to see that too!!
Did y'all not immediately want aiden off s12? I couldn't stand her 😃
@@ainsleyolson No...It was Britta.
I love how Bob will be the most inclusive welcoming person and then shit on everyone else’s way of living lmao.
Try Courtney's make-up, it's gonna be the quickest tutorial ever
Chapstick and Mascara!
Bottom lash. Done
And a sharpie
She paints her nails then bam done
Oooh I read that all at once and I’m hollering.
The way drag queens will see a Sharpie and craft glitter and be like "yep, great for my makeup routine"
A Juno Birch tutorial would be so next level on you. I’d love to see your reaction to their kitchen gloves while doing makeup, haha
Juno is a trans lady who uses she/her, FYI!
@@cocostarr937 what they just said their
@@killlerkai18 exactly, honeylion used they/them pronouns when her pronouns are she/her (therefore misgendering her). coco was just politely correcting honey
Bob would not be able to do that lol
@@admeliora6226 saying they to someone is not misgendering, it’s something you can use if you’re not sure about a persons preferred pronouns, as well as being the actual pronouns some people prefer. Correcting them is fine, but don’t say they misgendered her.
When Bob said Chi Chi used to wear gloves it made me my heart ache 💔. Rest in power beautiful ♥️
Alternative title: Bob seems to continuously forget how crazy Crystal Methyd's make-up is.
Okay, Bob, here's my contacts story: Like you, I had never had contacts in my eyes. But the girlfriend of a fellow I worked for worked for an optometrist who specialized in soft contacts (this was 1981). I finally figured I'd give it a shot. Went to the doctor's office, sat in the chair, did the exam, and he whipped out a pair of Bausch & Lomb soft lenses. He popped that first one up on his finger tip, tilted my head back, and all I could see was FINGER COMING AT MY EYE! My right leg jerked up, and I kicked him right smack in the testicles! Once he could breathe again, he sorta chuckled and said, "No one's ever done THAT before." to which I replied, "No one's ever stuck their finger in my eye, either!" I wore contacts for years and years until my eyes changed to the point where I needed trifocals. Ah, well...
Is there a reason you use trifocals as opposed to progressive lenses?
@@maxtravers1314 My trifocals ARE progressive lenses.
Carrie Bradshaw: “I had to ask myself, was it actually wild, or just normal drag?”
Ask Samantha, I think she knows.
Idk, Carrie dressed like a drag queen a lot of times
*_A ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS COSMETICS_*
Next Season: A supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
And the Pointer Sisters in or out of their Andrew Christian underwears!
This is the confusion Jaida was talking about.
EXACTLY what she talking about!! "CONFUSION"
look over there!!
Girl when you put on that bake!! I dead-ass was in tears laughing!! I could feel your spirit wavering in that moment!!!
Crystal looks like that red lobster lady villain thing from the powerpuff girls
You put Respect on HIM's name
crystal - *does something*
bob - "why"
We legit just watched Bob go through the 5 stages of grief!
Why am I surprised at the fact that Bob's makeup is so neat??? Like he has a really steady hand, I'm so impressed!
she’s one of THOSE queens...
love bob omg
I could not stop laughing when you were packing that powder on. 😭😭 you could just see the defeat in your eyes.
Bob: "Oh! She wears gloves!"
Me: *looking up slowly and slipping a glove on in that exact moment, stoned and certain Bob spoke directly to me*
I tried to figure out why Crystal’s make up scared me so much, and I think it’s because the lips portion reminds me of a doll or a puppet. And I’m afraid of both of those… 😂😂
I feel like for Bobs skin tone that she either needed a darker red for the lips or a lip liner, the lips don't stand out as much as Crystals does. This was a journey though and the sheer panic had me cracking up 😂.
I agree. The eye is gorgeous on her face though
Yes
Those lips work on Crystal because she has tiny lips and lighter complexion, so the red can pass as one big pair of lips, while on Bob the natural lips are still too detectable
@flo A yes, that would have make more contrast with the face
also i think she used face paint and not a real lipstick for it
Yeah maybe like something intense like black lip liner, but i think pink lipstick is tbe answer
My friends: If you text him back again, you are a CLOWN
Me:
:DDDD let the church say amen!!! made my day ! 😂
Underrated comment
Y’all need to get a “this is wild” counter for next episode!! Lmao!
& "i just dont understand why-"
I apologize if this is weird but you’re so pretty, I love your hair
Maybe a drinking game for alcohólics 😂
The confusion in this whole video is my favorite part. Bob is just dumbfounded by crystal’s makeup and his reaction has me dying laughing.
You know when a toddler gets into the pantry and opens up a bag a flour everywhere? That's Bob at the @11:25 minute mark.
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yessss exactly... hilarious
I feel like I’m watching one of those anti-drug commercials....
*“This is what you look like on Crystal Method!”*
"This is what you look like as a Crystal Meth Head"
Bob talking about how chi chi used to wear gloves while she applied makeup just made me tear up again
Same chichi was such a bright light
😂😂Crystal had me questioning everything about her after watching you do this. I'm like, "No, this is for sure racist." 😂😂
I really wish this video was titled “this is what crystal methyd did to me”
crsytal broke me *****