The VDV Assault - Steel Division 2 Memes

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • The VDV Assault Steel Division 2 Memes
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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Год назад +695

    The WW2 VDV didn't do too hot either....

    • @Gamer-is6ew
      @Gamer-is6ew Год назад +1

      Eeeek

    • @tomjordan7606
      @tomjordan7606 Год назад +18

      Ukraine conflict moment.....

    • @QFizzle1992
      @QFizzle1992 Год назад +59

      Like that one time when they dropped an airborne corps across the Dnieper river directly on top of an active German Panzer division and an active German mechanized division with almost no air cover and without bothering to suppress the AA defenses? "Didn't do too hot" is underselling it. (Vyazma airborne operation is what the operation was called by the way)

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 Год назад +1

      Karl Gerat: So that's when I started blasting.

    • @khangluong5672
      @khangluong5672 Год назад +6

      I mean, paratrooper tend to not do so hot

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +361

    What an opening, all those men lost in an instant. That was so brutal.

    • @balinthehater8205
      @balinthehater8205 Год назад +51

      " Fifty thousand men, gone in the blink of an eye."

    • @mgsmuhammad
      @mgsmuhammad Год назад

      Classic VDV propaganda.
      The true death toll was 3x higher.

    • @dingusdean1905
      @dingusdean1905 Год назад +16

      Hostemel moment

    • @Waddedupnapkin
      @Waddedupnapkin Год назад

      @@balinthehater8205”And the world just fucking watched…”

    • @Plevins
      @Plevins Год назад

      Only 300 VDV died at Hostomel, the Ukrainian special forces were decimated by the Belarus mechanised.@@dingusdean1905

  • @flatto2
    @flatto2 Год назад +43

    06:20 "No you're not, I've known you for years, you're terrible people." Is easily one of the funniest things Swimmy has ever said

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 Год назад +329

    Duality of Swimmy.
    Get absolutely BTFO'd by infantry due to his tiny brain, then in the next game utterly demolishes them with 4d chess (stream sniping) Karl-Gerät bombardments.

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Год назад +82

      He decrypted the cypher

  • @VohzdinWerewolf
    @VohzdinWerewolf Год назад +143

    VDV officer: "C'mon guys! Never back down, never what?"
    **agonizing screams of VDV soldiers**

  • @williamking579
    @williamking579 Год назад +603

    True Russian tactics.
    "Sir, we are completely out matched!"
    "No surrender."

    • @lotta-continua
      @lotta-continua Год назад +42

      Tbf, surrendering to Nazi Germany as a Soviet wasn't a great idea

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Год назад +12

      Russia has the misfortune of nearly always facing genocidal enemies.

    • @mileshostetler2469
      @mileshostetler2469 Год назад +52

      @@iplaygames8090only in WW2 everything else has just been Russian imperialism or just some extremely contrived alliances with aggressive nations

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator Год назад

      Because Stalin would murder you when you were released, as he did to his own son.@@lotta-continua

    • @МатвейКим-з9ф
      @МатвейКим-з9ф Год назад +6

      @@mileshostetler2469 You mean mongols hellbent on razing to the ground anything that resists were not genocidal?

  • @DW-yo8bc
    @DW-yo8bc Год назад +418

    The VDV just seem to have a bad time perpetually.

    • @QFizzle1992
      @QFizzle1992 Год назад +54

      The Vyazma Airborne Operation comes to mind. The Soviets dropped an Airborne corps across the Dnieper river directly on top of an active German panzer division (and a mechanized division as well) due to shitty aerial intelligence and they did it with almost no air cover and without suppressing the AA defenses. It was a massacre.

    • @coatofarms4439
      @coatofarms4439 Год назад +30

      @@QFizzle1992 Monty must have used this for inspiration when he "planned" Operation Market Garden.

    • @MajinOthinus
      @MajinOthinus Год назад +20

      That's because while Soviet and later Russian doctrine emphasizes special forces they are often not actually properly trained for the operations they're supposed to do and the commanders, both in high command and field command, are even less capable of their actual employment. Not that the general army was or is well trained for its job either.

    • @Blackwatch8800
      @Blackwatch8800 Год назад +10

      @@MajinOthinusAt least Soviets had the industrial capacity to actually deploy their VDV assets in sufficient enough numbers and potentially recover from whatever casualties they took. Modern Russia doesn’t even have that. Their aviation industry is mostly gone, arms industry had to survive on export contracts rather than state ones. If VDV as a corps survives Ukraine, I’m not sure how long they’ll need to rebuild.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Год назад +6

      @@MajinOthinus I wouldn't be so categorical, most badly planned VDV operations were done either in a desperate context (WW2) or as part of a larger far too ambitious plan that didn't really take into account local specifics (Ukraine, Chechnya and Afghanistan). I think they are well trained but how do you want them to hold an airport with absolutely no support because their mechanized support got into a traffic jam or some hill despite being surrounded by enemies specializing in guerilla tactics? Those kind of mistakes are not tied to the russian doctrine but to how imperialistic nations have often a way too positive assessment of their military capabilities. Germans did the same with Stalingrad, french did the same with Dien Bien Phu, British in the Netherlands or Americans and Chinese in Vietnam. These failures are simply tied to overflowing pride and arrogance in a few medal covered cronies who think they can rule the world as they please. You can laugh at the VDV and Russia all you want but be carefull that your country doesn't end up the same way.

  • @kirby1225
    @kirby1225 Год назад +87

    Swimmy just wiped an entire towns worth of people with the Karl-Gerät.

    • @Pilvenuga
      @Pilvenuga Год назад +4

      imagine if it had the historical accuracy and fire rate, you'd be sweating every time you used that strike over whether or not it was going to hit your lines

  • @MichalisG1821
    @MichalisG1821 Год назад +90

    I can see they made the VDV very true-to-life.

  • @shrimpboom8
    @shrimpboom8 Год назад +17

    5:53 "We're up against 3 tank divisions [with 3 infantry divisions]"
    *cut to being up 2 flags and shredding the germans*

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Год назад +44

    A Bokoen1 video is always a blessing. Guess they just needed the VDV song playing louder to install fear!

  • @stir-cc4jt
    @stir-cc4jt Год назад +68

    We all know there was only one way this could end.

  • @RyRy2057
    @RyRy2057 Год назад +50

    7:33 VDV in the Soviet Union
    vs
    9:22 VDV in the Russian Federation

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 Год назад +10

      To be fair the VDV did also take major Ls in WW2 and Afghanistan.

  • @boomcow2
    @boomcow2 Год назад +25

    Bruh. The Karl Gerat is exactly the right unit to counter Bo's faceroll unsupported infantry pushes. I dont thing this one was in the script. 😂

  • @Igorilianu
    @Igorilianu Год назад +20

    Clasic snake of denmark gameplay right here. Gotta love this content

  • @rharding8698
    @rharding8698 Год назад +42

    POV: The special military operation meets Karl

  • @Shankinator-zx4tp
    @Shankinator-zx4tp Год назад +17

    Another great video. Btw, you can give your units orders (like fast move and unload at position) while you're deploying them. I noticed you weren't doing that, so I just wanted to share in case you didn't know.

  • @Bullrover11
    @Bullrover11 Год назад +28

    My timing is incredible and my day is made.

    • @Bullrover11
      @Bullrover11 Год назад +1

      And I didn't even need notifications we just built differently out here.

  • @KillaK0w
    @KillaK0w Год назад +1

    My favorite part is the German MG crew that watches like, 150 men get vaporized in an instant and they just throw down their weapons and go home.

  • @pablo_giustiniani
    @pablo_giustiniani Год назад +11

    Battle of Hostomel (2022 colorized)

  • @korovabozha4963
    @korovabozha4963 Год назад +5

    She be hitting my UAV so hard that I destroyed my equipment all over the place

  • @M3RUL3Z
    @M3RUL3Z Год назад +1

    Classic Steel Division 2 gameplay. King tigers dominating any and all open ground, allied players just forced to suffer through it

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 Год назад +9

    Inaccurate why arent they drowning in the sea

  • @ppdnokis
    @ppdnokis Год назад +1

    VDV - famous single-use Paratroopers. Drop and forget about them.

  • @Numaaaaaa1
    @Numaaaaaa1 Год назад +2

    Bo's actually larping as VDV commander

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Год назад +17

    On a training excercize to Ukraine
    we'll put in practice what we have trained
    By choppers, planes and even by sea
    we showed the true might of the VDV
    VDV - take off the strip
    Two hundred men on a one-way trip
    didn't even do the anti-air supperession
    now who is the twat who planned this mission?
    VDV - in the Heaven I'll meet
    Fallschirmjägers from the battle of Crete
    This whole mission was a bloody disgrace
    Airborne drops in contested airspace?
    Hostomel airport needst to be taken
    Port of Odessa needs to be awaken
    who else to send but the VDV?
    Day, night, drop us where you need
    VDV - no braver men you'll get
    Jumped in the Black Sea after sunset
    tried our best to swim to the shore
    Didn't quite make it and they're flying out more
    VDV, any casualties?
    Javelins cooking off our BMDs
    under heavy fire at the airport
    what the hell happened to our air support?
    (We need air support!)
    New orders came from top brass up high
    looks like it's time to say goodbye
    Loading up the jet, we're packed like sardines
    still no air superiority, you know what it means!
    VDV - the missle hit our jet!
    looked around and most of my squad are dead
    those who made it are hunted like sport
    what the fuck happened to our air support?
    VDV - our lives thrown away!
    Another drop in the middle of the day
    posted on the Twitter before we touch down
    why did we jump into this goddamned town?
    VDV - the lesson not learned
    sending us by helos just to get burned
    my entire company deleted by drones
    nothing survivest but some charred bones
    VDV - when will it end?
    how many of us are going to be sent
    surrounded, cut off, our lives cut short
    when are we getting that air support?
    (We need that air support!)
    VDV - we're in trouble deep
    we're hit so badly it makes me weep
    All around us is carnage and mayhem
    The British planned their jump better at Arnhem!
    VDV - the world laughs at us
    our reputation's gone and so our status
    Our CO's dead and everyone us mock
    we're gone from the elites into laughingstock

  • @victornunes900
    @victornunes900 Год назад +1

    "This isn't even the good SS." - 1, Bokoen 2023

  • @SuperTastyfish
    @SuperTastyfish Год назад +3

    the world loves the totally not homoerotic VDV theme and video

  • @linkly9272
    @linkly9272 Год назад +1

    Now send the naval infantry into a minefield, just like at Vuhledar. Who needs special forces anyway?

  • @Nickster183k
    @Nickster183k Год назад +4

    So this is what they’ve been doing instead of workin on WARNO

  • @jtbfii
    @jtbfii Год назад

    "Comrades the backflips do nothing?"

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 Год назад +1

    You’ve done Tito wrong by not acknowledging the successes on the hill.

  • @canamoo2200
    @canamoo2200 Год назад +1

    7:14 Warno isn't any better right now

  • @ernie_like_hemingway
    @ernie_like_hemingway Год назад

    So good to see VDV be annihilated in game as in IRL. :D Bo's reenacting modern day russian general staff tactics :D

  • @Psytinker
    @Psytinker Год назад +1

    Bokoen1 Universe is slowly accepting the supremacy of artillery.

  • @fotppd1475
    @fotppd1475 10 месяцев назад

    If that was IRL, the gulag would look nice compared to what Stalin would do once he would hear about this.

  • @shaggybottomtext8363
    @shaggybottomtext8363 Год назад

    Make more steel division 2 pls these are always so funny and entertaining 🙏🙏🙏

  • @Man2quilla
    @Man2quilla 9 месяцев назад

    Wouls have been the use of the vdv theme ever lol

  • @emrecanarduc4378
    @emrecanarduc4378 Год назад +1

    pov : you are at hostomel airport

  • @dingusdean1905
    @dingusdean1905 Год назад +2

    It’s all very topical

  • @robinmottart3859
    @robinmottart3859 Год назад

    war crimes...so many war crimes...and i love it!!!

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Год назад

    Order 227 not a step back never surrender if more squads fall 100 more will take their places

  • @theamerican3636
    @theamerican3636 Год назад

    "These guys are the good ss"
    Bokoen1 2023

  • @globus5
    @globus5 Год назад

    Swimmy = Chaotic neutral

  • @atkpwrgaming
    @atkpwrgaming Год назад +1

    Great SD2 fun! Do you ever cover competitive play? I do a lot of it over on my channel, would love to coop!

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Год назад +6

    VDV
    They shot down our jet
    We crashlanded with half the men dead
    Those that survived got hunted for sport
    _Where the fuck is our ground support?!_

    • @ThatZenoGuy
      @ThatZenoGuy Год назад +6

      Troon.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Год назад +3

      @@ThatZenoGuy Mid-tier insult at best that got overused and no longer has any effect. You got anything better? More inventive? Come on, use that pint-size grey matter renting out the empty lot between your ears and get creative, you utter misuse of atomic matter

    • @viktorsalinovic2237
      @viktorsalinovic2237 Год назад +3

      ​@@ladywaffle2210 Join your mates within the 51% stat, you are a waste of biological matter, genetical dead end

    • @rick7424
      @rick7424 Год назад +5

      @@viktorsalinovic2237
      You're in the wrong channel buddy

    • @youraveragescotsman7119
      @youraveragescotsman7119 Год назад +6

      Love how this comment got 2 people to seethe over the trans flag.
      Literally rent free.

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 Год назад

    And I thought the power creep for the Wargame Red Dragon DLC was bad

  • @kyester-3642
    @kyester-3642 Год назад +2

    An absolute massacre

  • @samuelmajchrzak2627
    @samuelmajchrzak2627 Год назад

    I love watching bokoen at 01:36

  • @alexdivision4320
    @alexdivision4320 Год назад

    guess you can't as easly counter battery the Karl Gerat in Steel Division

  • @ennui9745
    @ennui9745 Год назад

    This is so relatable to present times... 😉

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад +1

    When will the elevator DLC come out to counter the VDV.

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Год назад

    Love the video bo. Can’t wait to catch your next stream.

  • @mrrattle9423
    @mrrattle9423 Год назад +1

    man that vid was great

  • @LucasSantos-si4nd
    @LucasSantos-si4nd Год назад +2

    7:38 music?

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa6523 Год назад +8

    How did they make this game so realistic???

  • @Greg_house_official
    @Greg_house_official Год назад

    Bo you should play warno with the nuke mod

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow Год назад

    BUT they got a nifty song. So there is that.

  • @KerbalRocketry
    @KerbalRocketry Год назад +1

    VDV moment

  • @That_Dude9042
    @That_Dude9042 Год назад

    why is the title not karl destroys everything lol

  • @t0xictac015
    @t0xictac015 Год назад

    Get Hostomel'd

  • @sfen941
    @sfen941 Год назад

    Is the new dlc worth getting?

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Год назад +2

    Love seeing the VDV getting destroyed.

  • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
    @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 Год назад

    Pancerna is not too hot rn
    Too bad because they are my favorite

  • @gavincharlton7919
    @gavincharlton7919 Год назад +6

    What song was that 8:00?

    • @angrycookie6090
      @angrycookie6090 Год назад

      VDV song, here's the best version: ruclips.net/video/gSzAnNU4u28/видео.html

  • @nikolaysokolnikov2677
    @nikolaysokolnikov2677 Год назад

    VDV S NEBA PRIVET!

  • @psychzach1588
    @psychzach1588 Год назад

    More SD2!

  • @olivershagnasty8160
    @olivershagnasty8160 Год назад +1

    nice

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 Год назад

    * Ukraine happens *
    Bo: omg guys vdv im gonna use the best soviet troops available!1!!

  • @perimarc6008
    @perimarc6008 Год назад +3

    it says this video is deleted? but i can still access?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +2

      What?

    • @elaqgarahulelpon1479
      @elaqgarahulelpon1479 Год назад

      que?

    • @perimarc6008
      @perimarc6008 Год назад

      @@Bokoen1 you know in the notifications tab the thumbnail does not appear and instead there is the grayed youtubelogo with three dots in it.
      I thought that normally meant that the video was deleted could be wrong though

  • @Luffe123
    @Luffe123 Год назад

    cool

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 Год назад +1

    Bo and boyz are far better than the entirety of the Russian High command

  • @furiousdestroyer2.050
    @furiousdestroyer2.050 Год назад +2

    That was paratroopers not VDV 😔

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +7

      steeldivision.fandom.com/wiki/3-ya_VDV

    • @Albinospenguin
      @Albinospenguin Год назад +7

      The vdv are the russian aiborne forces, so the paratroopers

  • @bubbanator79
    @bubbanator79 Год назад

    eeeeeeee

  • @chonkyseal9312
    @chonkyseal9312 Год назад +3

    Its Interresting that bokoen1 keeps uploading WARNO videos with the porpuse of making Ukraine look good. Even tho they already lost 400k men amd are conscripting their third army 😂😂

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Год назад +21

      Russia started the war, lost ground on two counteroffensives, lost a lot of men, a ton of equipment, and literally had a coup. And yet your still Z. Bruh.

    • @Echo_-tx9ve
      @Echo_-tx9ve Год назад +17

      Funny guy. Why did you chose 400k specifically?

    • @chonkyseal9312
      @chonkyseal9312 Год назад +1

      @@natebox4550 lost ground? Where? You mean the 200m of land that Ukraine recaptured close to robotnye? The cope is hard lmao

    • @chonkyseal9312
      @chonkyseal9312 Год назад +1

      ​@@Echo_-tx9ve Because its what the estimatives are for ukranian loses. Even one Ukranian news channel leaked this number. So yeah... There's your anwser
      Edit: Ukraine already did 2 mobilization waves, and is currently making its third while Russia has made just 1. a.k.a, they are losing a shit ton of men

    • @Echo_-tx9ve
      @Echo_-tx9ve Год назад +11

      @@chonkyseal9312 that's a lot of cope