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  • @HontoCaldo
    @HontoCaldo 7 месяцев назад +242

    Him saying we are his wives is insane! What's not parasocial in that?? 😂

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +35

      The insanity exceeds the parasocial. He does not like parasocial but insanity is second nature to clown man😂

  • @tobi79777
    @tobi79777 7 месяцев назад +211

    Man, as a dude im really honored i can be bettels wife lmao

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +28

      Congrats on being male wife 👏

    • @kuruozemp3
      @kuruozemp3 3 месяца назад +3

      AWAB (assigned wife by bettel)

  • @mudcchi5571
    @mudcchi5571 7 месяцев назад +133

    I'm rendered speechless by his menhera-ness and then being called his wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but that's cute how he notices people who frequent him in other streamers' chat awwww

  • @ivegotchu
    @ivegotchu 7 месяцев назад +72

    can't believe that one day I joined his stream, I'm suddenly someone's wife goddammit

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 7 месяцев назад +12

      and for me it was the one day I didn't join stream :( Glad I was able to get married in-post through this clip lol

  • @maya1469
    @maya1469 7 месяцев назад +122

    this already was so fucking funny but the clair de lune in the background slowly getting louder and louder and then the wedding music made me fucking lose ittttttt. real tears in my eyes from laughter.

    • @darcmoon9096
      @darcmoon9096 7 месяцев назад +7

      Claire de Lune?? I hear Moonlight Sonata lol

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +9

      Glad you liked it. Also the bgm is Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata :)

    • @maya1469
      @maya1469 7 месяцев назад

      @@purplelion1000 omg wait that’s right …. finals season is getting to me 😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад

      @@maya1469 Ganba Maya! You can do it! Go gettem finals! 💪👍

  • @reikolupus136
    @reikolupus136 7 месяцев назад +161

    Wait, so I'm now Bettel's wife?
    ...I know we bully him a lot, but I don't wish on him such a cruel destiny XD.

    • @igrokdesu
      @igrokdesu 7 месяцев назад

      LMFAO DGIAJHHHLSDHDJLDFHFSKA

    • @Storm-kg7et
      @Storm-kg7et 7 месяцев назад +10

      KKEKSJKSS Please 😭 Honestly same, same.

    • @Shuba-Shuba33
      @Shuba-Shuba33 7 месяцев назад +12

      I was terrified

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +18

      I had the EXACT same thought help

  • @raestyles4694
    @raestyles4694 7 месяцев назад +108

    I love that his thoughts of chat members he recognized in other people’s chats being like different people remained the same nearly a whole year later LMAO
    Him bringing up that he was in chat of Shinri’s stream nearly spooked me because he DID appear in chat but many koipanions that night were even pondering how hard all of the guys had been working to stream so often without a moderately okay sleep schedule
    (for future record, there was Hakka’s Tempus Zatsu + Altare’s charity stream, Bettel’s Lethal Company collab w/Hakka, Flayon, Twobert, and later Altare, then a 10-person Valorant match including Altare and Bettel, and then Shinri’s solo minecraft chill stream that Bettel only appears in chat for. Altare admitted to staying up past 24 hours for all his streams so same could easily be said of the Bettel goose as well)
    Anyway I’ve been accused of being a dirty mistress watching Tempus LMAOO

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 7 месяцев назад +10

      right??? I was also in shinri's chat when bettel came in after his many streams that day and I thought he'd be happy to see some names he knows haha I mean it's not like bettel was streaming anymore.
      cmon bettel, we gotta support the homies aswell lmao idk if he recognises my name but I wasn't a member on shinri's so maybe he was secretly pleased LMAO what a vile and rotten freak /j
      ps and yes, he really did compare us to such a person with that analogy, didn't he? pfffhahahaha our jester is whipped

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +12

      The boys are working hard 🥺 and honestly I think a part of him loves this bit because he loves the reactions he gets...he's been bullying Bettelion since day 1😂

  • @r0b0t1ctree6
    @r0b0t1ctree6 7 месяцев назад +104

    This kind of reminds me of my friend remembering my pronouns (they/them) by thinking of me as multiple people.

    • @WhiteManProjects
      @WhiteManProjects 7 месяцев назад +2

      He/him

    • @HusbandoCollector
      @HusbandoCollector 7 месяцев назад +5

      I find it so hard to use they/them pronouns, she/her and he/him r ingrained in me, so this is a great trick to not misgender lol

    • @nekochadechu
      @nekochadechu 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@HusbandoCollector I actually struggle using any pronouns other than they/them for people i'm not that close with because it feels too personal, like they/them feels like keigo in japanese for me 😂

  • @pidgey_
    @pidgey_ 7 месяцев назад +11

    the music changing the moment he said “my wife” is sending me akshfgjsgd

  • @dus8718
    @dus8718 7 месяцев назад +37

    I feel honored that he sees us has his wife. IT'S ABOUT TIME

  • @HusbandoCollector
    @HusbandoCollector 7 месяцев назад +44

    So Bettelion is his cheating wife

    • @darcmoon9096
      @darcmoon9096 7 месяцев назад +3

      Which is also Siri lmfao

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 7 месяцев назад +18

    I mean after his stint with siri can’t say I am surprised

  • @max_uwu__
    @max_uwu__ 7 месяцев назад +16

    D’aww he’s still a widdle jealous! I love the zoom in on chat when he said we were his wife 😂

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +4

      The reactions were hilarious😂

  • @CozyCabbit
    @CozyCabbit 7 месяцев назад +18

    Seeing this live was already wild enough pffftt

  • @dredvo2159
    @dredvo2159 7 месяцев назад +9

    The bgm you edit is ascending the hilarious level, it’s GOAT😂👍

  • @grickwardsnufa
    @grickwardsnufa 7 месяцев назад +33

    Seeing how he treats Hakka and Siri, we should've cheated sooner 🥱

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +7

      OOF THE BURN even Antarctica can't cool that one😂

  • @cheetahgabriella
    @cheetahgabriella 7 месяцев назад +34

    I thought his wife was Siri?

    • @Suesserto
      @Suesserto 7 месяцев назад +17

      We are all his wives, regardless of your gender.

    • @sirArcticfox99
      @sirArcticfox99 7 месяцев назад +22

      nah that's his side piece

  • @sirArcticfox99
    @sirArcticfox99 7 месяцев назад +20

    i was there im his wife

  • @Jacquelinec
    @Jacquelinec 7 месяцев назад +11

    It funny to hear him say this cuz most of us has more then 1 oshi and its already bad enough that another oshi of mine see his fans as his wife 😂

  • @xue.0w0
    @xue.0w0 7 месяцев назад +7

    This feels like an insane fever dream lmao

  • @kazuhaislife995
    @kazuhaislife995 7 месяцев назад +4

    I like how my super chat went into view

  • @your_local_nana
    @your_local_nana 6 месяцев назад +6

    As someone who follows multiple vtubers, i feel honoured to be one of Bettel's wives

  • @Taradoxxi
    @Taradoxxi 7 месяцев назад +8

    -borat- bettel voice my wife

  • @tavioka_pudding
    @tavioka_pudding 7 месяцев назад +5

    Oh hey that's me - finally we're not single lmao 2:53

  • @avery5160
    @avery5160 6 месяцев назад +3

    All jokes aside hes absolutely right abt like the chat of a liver being all one. Like when i think abt for example yaminions and lucubs, fans of either shu or luca crossover alot (idk why but especially them two out of all of luxiem) but u look at their chats and they have completely different vibes even when often its just the same ppl. Its pretty strange, ig it really does depend on the atmosphere.
    Im so happy for you bettelions, being his wife 🙏 treasure it

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah it's true the vibes change, chat reflects the streamer 😄
      (Bettelion already signed divorce papers)

  • @Milo1Cosplay
    @Milo1Cosplay 7 месяцев назад +12

    So are we his wife or not??? lol 😂😂😂

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад

      Not. 😂

    • @Milo1Cosplay
      @Milo1Cosplay 7 месяцев назад

      @@purplelion1000 yeah probably not. He’s the best 😂😂

  • @kaykay8694
    @kaykay8694 7 месяцев назад +3

    Taking after one of his Uproar senpai, I see...

  • @Mara_1337
    @Mara_1337 7 месяцев назад +5

    LMAO the end hahahaha You made it so beautiful with the wedding music, that was a rendition I actually liked.
    Also, if that's what it compares to for him, then he is parasocial 💀(I know it was just a thought experiment tho)
    I kinda get it tho? Like, with the different vibe and the person feeling like they are not the same.
    But the rest, is it because to him we kinda only exist when he streams? Like having no object permanency, does he expect us to no exist when he is offline? lmao Like, maybe it's weird to him bc he never thought of that? idk.
    I would have thought he/other streamers are happy when they see us in chats of their friends. When they know we support the homies aswell.
    Personally, I don't SC or member to anyone other than bettel anymore, and I barely have time to watch others live, so he as my kamioshi can rest assured lul

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +2

      He used the wife analogy because he thought it was funny, he knows very well that we support the other boys and have a life of our own and has in fact asked us to support the others multiple times. Don't think too much or deeply about it, it's just a joke. This is Mr. clown man after all 😂

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@purplelion1000 yeah, I get it...
      But still, behind every joke there is a little bit of truth. Ofc it was a hyperbole but I honestly wouldn't blame someone for feeling a bit of FOMO if they see ppl they know having fun without them. That's what it would be for me personally, I'd probably feel like they are having fun without me haha

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ah yeah I get you, the fomo! Everyone feels a little bit of that I think, definitely viewers when they miss streams and I guess streamers do too hehe. Rest assured, we love you Betsy!@@Mara_1337

  • @SakuraMikage
    @SakuraMikage 6 месяцев назад +1

    I still haven't recovered from this.

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 6 месяцев назад +1

      You're telling me there's a non zero chance of recovering from this?

    • @SakuraMikage
      @SakuraMikage 5 месяцев назад

      @@purplelion1000 You got it. (σˋ▽ˊ)σ

  • @abandonedcharcoal5404
    @abandonedcharcoal5404 16 дней назад

    I proudly cheat on my oshi.

  • @frey439
    @frey439 7 месяцев назад +4

    The funny thing is that he can actually reffering his chat/fans as his bsf or friends in general, but no he choose to see his chat as his wife in married couple situation, that he got NTR'ed so many times to his Genmates lmao, why is he like this. Bro is parasocial like a needy streamer fr💀

  • @annacme-fs5gs
    @annacme-fs5gs 7 месяцев назад +8

    Me who jump around all holostars channel : Uhhh but i just want to support u all 😢
    (jk btw, bc i cant support u with other things at least i can be in their stream😅)

  • @pinktofu_
    @pinktofu_ 22 дня назад

    He is
    Cute

  • @Karkitts
    @Karkitts 7 месяцев назад

    i feel dizzy

  • @zinedinezethro9157
    @zinedinezethro9157 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro this is literally Nenechi in Boys

  • @UnownDepth
    @UnownDepth 7 месяцев назад

    Sorry Bettal i got chat around.
    Can't keep me down.

  • @keropixii
    @keropixii 5 месяцев назад

    Honored to be Bettel's wife 😂😂😂

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear 7 месяцев назад +3

    As much as I appreciate the effort to make fun of the VTubing community's lover-cheater complex, I think it would be more productive to go straight to gushing with one's own viewers about the other folks they watch. Really need to normalize that, especially with how grassroots the community is at best. It would still make hilarity anyway, but it'll be a lot more awesome and heartwarming.

    • @purplelion1000
      @purplelion1000 7 месяцев назад +2

      Oh this was just a bit I assure you. He has spoken about supporting all the other boys multiple times before, in fact the previous stream I clipped he pretty much said to go support others he likes seeing everyone supporting all the tempus boys

  • @e_jii_
    @e_jii_ 7 месяцев назад +10

    Sorry I got commit issue 🫣

  • @AmanogawaAku
    @AmanogawaAku 7 месяцев назад +8

    Bettel calls us our wives just like how nene calls us her husbands…🥹