One Bite Can KILL YOU!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @milez.electix
    @milez.electix 5 лет назад +2920

    My mum: what are you watching?
    Me: a man milk a spider.
    My mum: *calls a therapist*

    • @that_mikefr
      @that_mikefr 5 лет назад +27

      The Real Apollo atleast he can spell!

    • @hillary961
      @hillary961 5 лет назад +6

      Le epic fry I laughing so hard.

    • @jayedwards1576
      @jayedwards1576 5 лет назад

      xd

    • @redemptive3485
      @redemptive3485 5 лет назад +6

      Therapist: he has a disease called weird
      Mum: OMG "Starts crying"
      Le epic fry: (⊙.⊙) Mmmm...mum I'm scared "starts crying"
      The END

    • @lissascorner
      @lissascorner 5 лет назад +3

      The Real Apollo 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓾𝓶

  • @guystroud8634
    @guystroud8634 5 лет назад +5446

    “I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m going to enter space without a suit”
    *Asphyxiates instantly”
    Mark: “you good?”

  • @joshchamberlain8070
    @joshchamberlain8070 4 года назад +2981

    Kane is a brave guy. He's literally risking his life everyday.

    • @rickybooker8995
      @rickybooker8995 4 года назад +121

      if he got bit thats literally the least likely place he would die and ever since the antivenom came out there haven't been any reported deaths.

    • @blueshark140
      @blueshark140 4 года назад +8

      I subed to u

    • @blueshark140
      @blueshark140 4 года назад +10

      But yeah one day he ded

    • @adrianyourlordandsaviour
      @adrianyourlordandsaviour 4 года назад +6

      Josh Chamberlain they have anti venom there

    • @Thomas_788
      @Thomas_788 4 года назад +3

      Yep

  • @charleaficionado4896
    @charleaficionado4896 4 года назад +2050

    "I'm Cayote Peterson and I'm gonna get bitten by Mark"
    Spider: You good?

  • @jamesagwe2981
    @jamesagwe2981 5 лет назад +5821

    American farmer: I milk cows
    Australian farmer: I milk spiders

  • @Nerding4Nature
    @Nerding4Nature 6 лет назад +4353

    So what do you do for a living?
    I'm a spider milker.
    Seems like a legit Australian career.

    • @derpz7313
      @derpz7313 6 лет назад +4

      The Last Grownup in the Woods you make milk from spiders ?

    • @alexhunt8933
      @alexhunt8933 6 лет назад +2

      Cool

    • @skoning2178
      @skoning2178 6 лет назад +39

      It wouldn’t be a bad job to my opinion.

    • @puggonator6326
      @puggonator6326 6 лет назад +7

      The Last Grownup in the Woods
      Aussie not Australian 😊

    • @narellebullock1997
      @narellebullock1997 6 лет назад +12

      Puggonator yes and btw we have so many dangerous animals in Aussie it’s insane

  • @amoqmwkwmw2772
    @amoqmwkwmw2772 5 лет назад +886

    “A female spider has thicker legs...”
    seems legit

  • @quietwaterz4533
    @quietwaterz4533 4 года назад +379

    "I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm putting my hand into a bucket of lava"
    Mark: DeSCrIbE ThE PaIN

  • @shadybanyamin6394
    @shadybanyamin6394 6 лет назад +252

    9:35 - if you come across one of these spiders
    ...
    Try to safely catch and bring it here.
    I thought he was going to say, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

    • @mozza1918
      @mozza1918 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @mriduldey54
      @mriduldey54 6 лет назад

      shady benyamin (ni

    • @cotywoods3479
      @cotywoods3479 6 лет назад +9

      shady benyamin I can’t believe he said that😂😂

    • @roguegen5536
      @roguegen5536 6 лет назад +12

      "If you see one of these spiders in the wild", kill it. Kill it with fire!

    • @Floppa221
      @Floppa221 6 лет назад +4

      They say it will save a life it can kill you

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 6 лет назад +5821

    “I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to enter the bite zone with the funnel spider”
    *Dies*
    Mark: “Did it get you?”

  • @madshansen1375
    @madshansen1375 6 лет назад +44

    He seems like a really loving and great dude to be around! So down to earth and caring for his job!! Love it

    • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
      @Gunners_Mate_Guns 6 лет назад +1

      My observation, too.
      Really laid back and clearly likes what he's doing...a real people person.

    • @madshansen1375
      @madshansen1375 6 лет назад +2

      Yes! It made me so happy :)

    • @medrano433
      @medrano433 6 лет назад

      Mads Hansen earth is flat science can’t prove it

    • @madshansen1375
      @madshansen1375 6 лет назад

      Yes you are right my friend :) The earth is flat

    • @guillermobernabe4536
      @guillermobernabe4536 6 лет назад

      Are of you are right and me too!

  • @goldiedooshes7531
    @goldiedooshes7531 4 года назад +391

    Coyote: “talking talking talking”
    Spider: these invisible wall’s are pretty dope

  • @rezenaki9766
    @rezenaki9766 5 лет назад +2766

    “I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to fight a dragon with a stick.”

    • @Crabber1
      @Crabber1 5 лет назад +25

      Nah he wouldnt be using that stick

    • @DrunkJarJar
      @DrunkJarJar 5 лет назад +46

      @@Crabber1 he be using his stick

    • @marykayfelton8017
      @marykayfelton8017 5 лет назад +2

      Näin On he would do it i know it

    • @vultwix5363
      @vultwix5363 5 лет назад +7

      you spelled mark wrong.

    • @DrunkJarJar
      @DrunkJarJar 5 лет назад +15

      @@vultwix5363 you spelt spelt wrong 😏

  • @RhettyforHistory
    @RhettyforHistory 6 лет назад +2473

    I kinda want to see that spider bite bubble wrap! 1. To see how the fangs and venom to go in. 2. To see how it handles pressure!

    • @GRIZZDOGG01
      @GRIZZDOGG01 6 лет назад +110

      They can bite straight through a persons big toe nail with those fangs

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 6 лет назад +82

      if your cat has ever stuck it's claws into you that's what it feels like when you get bit by funnel web

    • @SpicenBright
      @SpicenBright 6 лет назад +46

      GrowingDownUnder wait is that a common thing for cat owners? Lol

    • @mrbertiebird
      @mrbertiebird 6 лет назад +14

      Smart idea :) Come to think of it, I think that would be cool too!

    • @gandalfpotter2149
      @gandalfpotter2149 6 лет назад +37

      3. To see a spider pop bubble wrap

  • @magnificentluck
    @magnificentluck 4 года назад +1597

    Coyote: so this bite won't kill me?
    Spider catcher: no
    Coyote: I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone, of a venomous spider.

    • @dominikkuharic1259
      @dominikkuharic1259 4 года назад +37

      Coyote Peterson is the most brave man on Earth , hands down.

    • @hunnidstax5928
      @hunnidstax5928 4 года назад +15

      @@dominikkuharic1259 I would do what he does to if I got paid I'm sure he gets a fat pay check

    • @skatime4680
      @skatime4680 4 года назад +4

      All he does is numbs his arm and then gets bit so that it does not hurt

    • @adrianyourlordandsaviour
      @adrianyourlordandsaviour 4 года назад +27

      a aa oh stfu he never numbs his hand if you would do his job you will quit first day

    • @BrandNewBlueShoes
      @BrandNewBlueShoes 4 года назад

      Ahah I was half expecting this to happen!

  • @jonathangalbraith1970
    @jonathangalbraith1970 4 года назад +80

    Coyote: I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to stick my head in a hippos mouth
    Hippo: bites*
    Mark: you good bro
    Mark: as you can see a hippo has a tremendous bite force

    • @jessicakirkland5289
      @jessicakirkland5289 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦛🦛🦘

  • @akaashbanerjee8384
    @akaashbanerjee8384 4 года назад +1222

    "It wouldn't kill you unless you're unhealthy"
    Coyote: *Internally chuckles*

    • @randomuser684
      @randomuser684 4 года назад +14

      Would it kill me cuz I'm fat?

    • @nicholastulshi6874
      @nicholastulshi6874 4 года назад +8

      @what the hell lmao

    • @heyyou9693
      @heyyou9693 4 года назад +18

      @what the hell then they need to stop making them so dawicious.

    • @noticks9010
      @noticks9010 4 года назад +7

      @@randomuser684 most likely, you probably wouldn't be able to run away from the spider either fatboy haha

    • @INSANEASYLUMPSYCHICS
      @INSANEASYLUMPSYCHICS 4 года назад +24

      Can y'all stop bulling random user? Like damn you're not perfect either

  • @Jamie__489
    @Jamie__489 5 лет назад +554

    As an Australian I never realised how dangerous living here was

    • @notwyd9257
      @notwyd9257 5 лет назад +2

      ITZ YA BOI samee

    • @winniechen7377
      @winniechen7377 5 лет назад +3

      Unless your thanos

    • @Jamie__489
      @Jamie__489 5 лет назад +18

      Kotaro Takabayashi it’s really not that bad, people act like ur gonna die living here but I’ve honestly never even encountered one of these dangerous animals

    • @adopotato8820
      @adopotato8820 5 лет назад +13

      I've nearly stepped on two brown snakes and one redbelly snake. have also had several incidents which included starting an old tractor and a brown snake slithered out of it, I'm from the city so didn't know what to do and just jumped up a ladder nearby XD there was long grass everywhere so couldn't see it. Was renovating an old workers cottage and left some small sheeting on the ground lucky one of the lads seen a red belly go under it otherwise, I would have picked it up not knowing it was there, also had a big brown slither past me from underneath some new roofing material we were about to throw up. Its not that bad but every now and then they show up, just gotta be careful :)

    • @hopefullsinner3186
      @hopefullsinner3186 5 лет назад

      If your not in Sydney you won't see funnelwebs

  • @SpiritofHaniaTV
    @SpiritofHaniaTV 5 лет назад +471

    "I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to wrestle a male silverback gorilla"
    Back breaks*
    Mark: you good man?

    • @jasleen5315
      @jasleen5315 4 года назад +3

      Merrick Wright Mark is trying his best, it’s coyote because he is saying he doesn’t need help but I love your channel even tho you don’t have any vids that I like.....

    • @InfamousDK
      @InfamousDK 4 года назад

      Relax, tyson

  • @cultofmalgus1310
    @cultofmalgus1310 3 года назад +26

    this man is saving lives. good on him. we need more like him!

  • @PantherMistress88
    @PantherMistress88 6 лет назад +421

    Can we milk this spider?
    •spider thoughts• Go ahead, milk me if you dare.

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 6 лет назад +1

      But spiders don't think, they act entirely on instinct.

    • @jacobweatherford4696
      @jacobweatherford4696 6 лет назад +1

      @@misanthropicisolation4013 not true jumping spiders are recorded to be very intelligent

    • @animus9949
      @animus9949 6 лет назад +1

      B-but I don't have nipples I is... spider?

    • @hazelcapili448
      @hazelcapili448 6 лет назад +1

      Jacob Weatherford like from the Philipines the spider tikra-tikra?

    • @jacobweatherford4696
      @jacobweatherford4696 6 лет назад

      @@hazelcapili448 okay that's a spider I've not heard of but the tests I saw were with the same species of jumping spider as Lucas the spider

  • @Sarahvastar
    @Sarahvastar 6 лет назад +1225

    Has almost no hair..
    *BUT HAS A COMPLETELY GORGEOUS BEARD*

    • @megansanimations6932
      @megansanimations6932 6 лет назад +8

      ML PLAYS And a great accent! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😋😛😝😜🤪🤪😝😛😛🙂🙂😗😉😌😊☺️😁😆😁😃😀😀😀😃😄😁😅😂😂

    • @xxdragonxxy
      @xxdragonxxy 6 лет назад +8

      Wait... A beard isn't made of hair0_0 illuminati confirmed

    • @xxdragonxxy
      @xxdragonxxy 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @cock195
      @cock195 6 лет назад

      ML PLAYS im a no1. haya X kagura hater😡

    • @meanname4339
      @meanname4339 6 лет назад

      @@cock195 im their user

  • @TheGoldenSkill
    @TheGoldenSkill 6 лет назад +4367

    It Can Kill You!
    Coyote: Proceeds to pick it up
    Camera crew: u ok?

    • @ascott8511
      @ascott8511 6 лет назад +4

      Eeeeedddfdrt

    • @ascott8511
      @ascott8511 6 лет назад +4

      😑

    • @ascott8511
      @ascott8511 6 лет назад +6

      i love you more then anything

    • @ashaandchloeguerincribben3554
      @ashaandchloeguerincribben3554 6 лет назад +3

      I love you and the spider gave me the greeps

    • @basuo8378
      @basuo8378 6 лет назад +43

      he has anti venom otherwise this would be suicidal wilderness, not brave wilderness

  • @rawkoolaid9588
    @rawkoolaid9588 4 года назад +60

    “One bite can KILL YOU!”
    Im coyote peterson, and i’m about to be bit by, the most deadliest spider in the world

  • @justjoshingya504
    @justjoshingya504 6 лет назад +155

    Thanks for being the steve irwin, but safer for my kids. I grew up watching steve Irwin and loved and learned from his show and youre doing that for my kids and helping give them a sense if happiness and knowledge thanks coyote

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 6 лет назад +3

      point out *one single scenario* where steve irwin wasnt saf- oh wait

    • @justjoshingya504
      @justjoshingya504 6 лет назад +13

      Night Pasta come on dude, be respectful. Steve Irwin was a great man. I don't think joking about him dying is cool. He left behind an entire generation of animal lovers, he had a beautiful family, and an entire nature reserve that his teenage son is a big part of and has taking over his dads position.

    • @Tornnnado
      @Tornnnado 6 лет назад +3

      JustJoshingYa calm down it was just a joke

    • @-dash.
      @-dash. 6 лет назад

      JustJoshingYa It's out of character that he recommended catching these deadly spiders in this epidsode rather than the usual admire from save distances tho

    • @DemonLord_D
      @DemonLord_D 6 лет назад

      CRIKY! - Steve Irwin

  • @AfroMan187
    @AfroMan187 4 года назад +769

    "Can I milk that spider?"
    "We'll definitely let you milk that spider"
    Just a normal conversation here, nothing out of the ordinary.

  • @nicolaszarco1752
    @nicolaszarco1752 4 года назад +737

    Me: *lies down*
    Me: *feels something small and fuzzy crawl up my legs*
    Me: “my time has come.

  • @malanaclayson7222
    @malanaclayson7222 4 года назад +28

    The girl in the window: look mom! Coyote is about to get bitten again!

  • @zoecreates9776
    @zoecreates9776 6 лет назад +2503

    “One bite will kill u”
    Coyote proceeds to put it in a container and make her mad

    • @Hyraladen
      @Hyraladen 6 лет назад +59

      Zoe Creates all about being Brave and doing it in the Wilderness

    • @Bikkockungus
      @Bikkockungus 6 лет назад +78

      Crikey. A funnel web Spida. One of the deadliest spiders in all planet. I'm gonna pick it up.- Steve Irwin

    • @zoecreates9776
      @zoecreates9776 6 лет назад +4

      Frank Sauz lol :)

    • @zoecreates9776
      @zoecreates9776 6 лет назад +4

      Hyraladen T true 😊

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 6 лет назад +8

      Frank Sauz "awwww, he's really pissed off nowwww, look at him strike at me repeatedly....gday mate....yeah mate....youre right, youre right"

  • @illmatic9864
    @illmatic9864 6 лет назад +1004

    Not the sort of place you want to be when a earthquake hits and all the spiders fall of the cabinet and break lose xD

    • @claudiaberger9560
      @claudiaberger9560 6 лет назад +69

      SeeOhEn 98 That's a scary thought 😨

    • @rct3isepic
      @rct3isepic 6 лет назад +4

      They aren't alive...

    • @harrisont3932
      @harrisont3932 6 лет назад +25

      Oh heck no; the mere thought gives me anxiety.

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 6 лет назад +7

      Harrison T that's what they want you to think.

    • @SeanDavo41
      @SeanDavo41 6 лет назад +40

      Don’t get earthquakes big enough to knock anything over in Australia

  • @ravioli.cleetus6534
    @ravioli.cleetus6534 5 лет назад +416

    Coyote: *dies from spider*
    Mark: “you okay? Here dring some water”

    • @lucathompson9937
      @lucathompson9937 5 лет назад +31

      I love dringing water

    • @bella_c1941
      @bella_c1941 5 лет назад +4

      Blue Flamingo OwO why you bully Mark

    • @kingdyadouglaslilsword
      @kingdyadouglaslilsword 5 лет назад

      Blue Flamingo OwO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @IceKreacher
      @IceKreacher 5 лет назад +4

      Blue Flamingo OwO I hear dringing is much more efficient than drinking it.

    • @volskia4417
      @volskia4417 5 лет назад +3

      Blue Flamingo OwO let’s dring water for now on

  • @MrRandomcommentguy
    @MrRandomcommentguy 3 года назад +13

    This is the only context in which you will ever hear "it is a Sydney Funnelweb, that's the good news."

  • @adityapd999
    @adityapd999 4 года назад +556

    Coyote: gets bit by this spider
    Mark: DeScRiBe ThE PaIn

  • @arizona7212
    @arizona7212 5 лет назад +149

    Cyote: unfortunately I didn't get bitten
    Me: WAIT WHAT

    • @yves_santa7
      @yves_santa7 5 лет назад +4

      He said fortunately not unfortunately

    • @YatesyD08
      @YatesyD08 4 года назад

      Oh god cyote

  • @napparino
    @napparino 6 лет назад +271

    im fearfull that i live in the same universe as this thing

  • @kieranbrown1506
    @kieranbrown1506 3 года назад +10

    Coyote: *flat lines on the operating table*
    Mark: describe what you're feeling right now

  • @Parallaxus
    @Parallaxus 6 лет назад +332

    Every time they say "milk [the spider]" I think of Meet the Parents. "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?"

  • @masterchief9281
    @masterchief9281 6 лет назад +59

    Brave Wilderness is my National Geographic

  • @savannahrichards6982
    @savannahrichards6982 4 года назад +569

    Me: has arachnophobia
    Also me: still watches this video anyways

    • @westonsmith6776
      @westonsmith6776 4 года назад +6

      same

    • @charlottebyers2631
      @charlottebyers2631 4 года назад +6

      Savannah Richards I’m hiding in the comments

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 года назад +4

      im scared of worms and needles

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 4 года назад +4

      Angelina Guzman fear of spiders I think

    • @kaligrace3898
      @kaligrace3898 4 года назад +2

      I am so scared of shots when they never hurt as soon as I see a shot I just start screaming and then my mummy sits on my hands and holds my arms and she screams at me when she cry’s too when she gets shots

  • @carsonweigle9454
    @carsonweigle9454 4 года назад +61

    Anyone here that use to have an arachnophobia, Well I used to and over the years I’ve been deathly afraid evening going downstairs to cleaning my cats litter box seriously over a wolf spider lol. Well after about a year I’ve fallen in love with spiders and I’m very fascinated about them, because of doing research and stuff my arachnophobia has gone away. For those who are afraid my key is to look at spiders and watch videos like this, seriously it’ll go away I’m not lying. Thx for the video Brave Wilderness 🤪. Even now I’d like to hold a Sydney Funnel web spider. A little nervous, because dude it’s venomous and fatal xd

    • @butteredpopcorn.
      @butteredpopcorn. 4 года назад +3

      I have arachniphobia, but i have still wanted to study them. But while coyote likes catching them,im running for my life when i see them

    • @Jaime.life.
      @Jaime.life. 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but what would you do if a spider falls on your bed in middle of night

    • @chungyewsoon8800
      @chungyewsoon8800 3 года назад

      I have that phobia and there was ever one In my house

    • @spectatingwitchowl
      @spectatingwitchowl 2 года назад

      looks like i am likely on the right path to get rid of my irrational fear of spiders. these creepy crawlies are getting more interesting the more i watch videos about them. maybe one day i'd surprisingly find myself having an eight legged pet.

  • @narata1541
    @narata1541 6 лет назад +557

    These spiders are the reason why I moved to the moon.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 лет назад +15

      Narata lol can I move too? 😂😂😂

    • @narata1541
      @narata1541 6 лет назад +15

      Midnight Mint Definitely! Anyone or anything can come, as long as you don't have more than 4 legs, LOL.

    • @davidc.
      @davidc. 6 лет назад +29

      Plot twist: there are spiders on the moon. And not just any spiders. 9 foot tall angry black widow spiders.

    • @thomasrees2162
      @thomasrees2162 6 лет назад +1

      David c. Omg

    • @samuelvibritannia4831
      @samuelvibritannia4831 6 лет назад +6

      Narata lmao this comment is gold

  • @Shocksidian
    @Shocksidian 6 лет назад +343

    “When you see this animal in the wild...” Oh here comes the obligatory admire it from a safe distance again
    “... try to catch it and bring it here!”
    Wait wat

    • @beautifyxox_6465
      @beautifyxox_6465 6 лет назад +2

      Shocksidian omg same😂😂

    • @RaiKarim9
      @RaiKarim9 6 лет назад +16

      I guess he didn't think this much through due to his excitation, but it definitely lacks the usual recommandation of keeping ourselves safe... since we're talking about the deadliest spider in the world, here.

    • @NightShade1218
      @NightShade1218 6 лет назад +1

      But like he said, there hasn't been a death recorded in quite awhile, and more severe cases are rare.

    • @-dash.
      @-dash. 6 лет назад +3

      Tyler Carnegie Yea but it's still out of character for him to ask people to catch when they spotted these spiders, no matter how deadly theh are

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 6 лет назад +2

      The fact that there hasn't been a death in a long while means people are good at avoiding bites, and at treating them. That doesn't mean it's safe to be around them, especially if you're trying to catch them- even if it isn't fatal, a bite would be very unpleasant.
      Not to mention, a lot of Coyote's fans are pretty young (see: his tour videos, his video in Washington where he went to the beach with some fans, his video of taking a group of kids through a park, etc.). If any of them saw this, it might give them some pretty dangerous ideas.
      All that said, if a competent, coordinated person came across one in a situation where the usual "admire it from a safe distance" doesn't apply (for instance, finding one in their house), catching it and taking it there would be better than leaving it, and more useful than killing it

  • @Unyt
    @Unyt 6 лет назад +2598

    The beard is magnificent

  • @DoctorChained
    @DoctorChained 4 года назад +41

    5:54 "Oh yeah I feel like a mummy"
    So it's confirmed...Coyote has died before and knows what it feels like.

  • @GameTacoFTW
    @GameTacoFTW 6 лет назад +4027

    Sorry Coyote but if I'm going to Australia and see this spider, there's no way I'm going to try to catch it and bring it to this place. I'm going to run the other way!

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 6 лет назад +190

      spider racist

    • @drippincheeriobox
      @drippincheeriobox 6 лет назад +77

      Game Taco spiders are more scared than you are

    • @zenjivii
      @zenjivii 6 лет назад +26

      GAME TACOOOOO I WATCH UR GAMING VIDS ON MONSTER HUNTER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @rosamunoz9313
      @rosamunoz9313 6 лет назад +8

      Game Taco be careful

    • @piggly
      @piggly 6 лет назад +26

      I live in southern australia and although our funnel webs are smaller than in this video you see them everywhere especially when i go and cut wood with my father. They have a distinctive web in rotting logs

  • @XDTheLaughingManXD
    @XDTheLaughingManXD 5 лет назад +234

    "Bring in a spider, you may save a life" or die tryin *50 cent voice*

    • @mgm.al3mry
      @mgm.al3mry 4 года назад +1

      Death's gotta be easy, cause life is hard~

    • @Michael_McMaster
      @Michael_McMaster 4 года назад +2

      Get venom or die tryin

    • @ninjafrozr8809
      @ninjafrozr8809 4 года назад

      @@Michael_McMaster if i'cant milk it homie it can't be done

    • @Michael_McMaster
      @Michael_McMaster 4 года назад

      ninja frozr so imma let the venom bottle pop

  • @Prstxge
    @Prstxge 6 лет назад +616

    Thanos vs one spidey boi

  • @danielgibeault8060
    @danielgibeault8060 3 года назад +4

    "I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter this saw trap"
    John Kramer: bro you good

  • @LEONisDEAD427
    @LEONisDEAD427 5 лет назад +477

    “I’m coyote Peterson and I’m going to be bitten by a Komodo dragon”

    • @bay_leaf444
      @bay_leaf444 5 лет назад

      Thermite, my guy

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 5 лет назад +6

      I hope he never does because those are venomous and very strong

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp 5 лет назад +1

      @@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy Are they venomous? I thought they just have incredibly strong jaws and core, so its hard as hell to fight them off. And I think they hunt usually in groups. I've read about some horror stories of people who've either died or lost limbs because of Komodo Dragon's attack.
      I'm not exactly sure about the first statements I told, so I'm mainly just discussing.

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 5 лет назад +3

      I can't let you get close they’re venomous and have tons of bacteria in their mouths so really wouldn’t be good to be bitten by one

    • @therealjezzyc6209
      @therealjezzyc6209 4 года назад +6

      @@MrPek-fe9fp I'm not sure if they're venomous, but ik their mouths are full of bacteria. One bite gets infected really easily and it might have to be amputated. They're like Sea Lions and Seals, their bite is so infectious that the bacteria in their mouth can't be cured.

  • @thelenny2772
    @thelenny2772 6 лет назад +369

    Ofcourse it’s in Australia.

    • @cristinaelizarraraz3834
      @cristinaelizarraraz3834 6 лет назад +5

      (°^°) SPIDERS AAAHHHHHHH!!! I WOULD THROW A FREAKIN TABLE AT THAT MONSTER

    • @jambunb0ii
      @jambunb0ii 6 лет назад +4

      Everything over here will kill you, even our underwater coral and animals

    • @jambunb0ii
      @jambunb0ii 6 лет назад +3

      Everything in our. Country defends us lol

    • @WhoStoleMyNachos
      @WhoStoleMyNachos 6 лет назад +1

      *_Of course._*

    • @spaghetti7180
      @spaghetti7180 5 лет назад +2

      TheLenny27
      I mean, of course
      Me: * goes on an airplane to escape Australia *

  • @ryanmorrison4569
    @ryanmorrison4569 4 года назад +262

    Coyote: “if you come across one of these spiders, try to safely catch it and bring it here”
    Video title: *ONE BITE CAN KILL YOU!!!!!*

  • @TJ-jz9gj
    @TJ-jz9gj 3 года назад +2

    FASCINATING! I’m SO happy to come across your channel. I absolutely love spiders!

  • @EllieDoesLife
    @EllieDoesLife 6 лет назад +433

    You deserve a billion subscribers!! Thanks for making my day

    • @MS_._
      @MS_._ 6 лет назад +4

      same

    • @r.w.h9896
      @r.w.h9896 6 лет назад

      Ellie Does Life your right

    • @freedomfighters1236
      @freedomfighters1236 6 лет назад

      Truth Seeking Freedom Fighter i love your name do you watch black label freedom fighter

    • @gracemoreland3935
      @gracemoreland3935 6 лет назад

      Ellie Does Life he does

    • @dc6191
      @dc6191 6 лет назад

      I deserve your Snapchat

  • @breetopkuschi9657
    @breetopkuschi9657 4 года назад +91

    1:23 I hadn’t actually seen any of the video yet and his beard legitimately scared me 😂

  • @jinchey
    @jinchey 6 лет назад +355

    Imagine getting really mad at someone and they just come up and start collecting your spit

  • @daddyray9425
    @daddyray9425 4 года назад +1

    GUYS HELP ME I FOUND THIS CHANNEL AND CANT STOP WATCHING THIS

  • @thecauckmuncher
    @thecauckmuncher 5 лет назад +164

    Meanwhile in a spider universe: milking a human.

  • @arifsyah46
    @arifsyah46 6 лет назад +361

    Coyote's logic
    Venomous animals: safely admire it from a distance.
    Funnel web spider: secure it and bring it here.
    OK?! 👌😂

    • @revl6151
      @revl6151 5 лет назад +11

      LMAO
      I'm going to try to catch one if I see one.
      Thanks coyote Peterson!
      Next: gets stung by funnel web spider

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 5 лет назад +2

      Tell that to the Gila monster.... He learned his lesson lol

    • @royal_beast6476
      @royal_beast6476 5 лет назад

      You are actually dum he meant to help save people life's to make an anti venom DUH!

    • @voltic7133
      @voltic7133 5 лет назад

      Don't forget he literally put his hand right up next to a brazilian Wandering Spider.

  • @eamillion7189
    @eamillion7189 6 лет назад +700

    If there's a tiny harmless spider I will run and scream , but if I saw this I would be throwing water, chairs, couches, bug spray, and everything else around me and completely miss the spider.

    • @AzureDefiance3701
      @AzureDefiance3701 5 лет назад +34

      And then it just grins at you MENACINGLY.

    • @lolathehybrid9909
      @lolathehybrid9909 5 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @pekopop5753
      @pekopop5753 5 лет назад +9

      @@AzureDefiance3701 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @halfpintsurvivor
      @halfpintsurvivor 5 лет назад +6

      Eamillion Smith And then take the biggest item that you can grab and SLAM it on top of it

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 5 лет назад +17

      @@halfpintsurvivor then watch as the puddle of spider parts reforms...
      *terminator 2 theme*

  • @travistaylor7939
    @travistaylor7939 4 года назад +9

    One of the most dangerous, if not THE most dangerous spider on the planet.
    Kane: excellent, my favorite.
    On a serious note, this information you guys are giving out is invaluable. What to do if you're bitten, how to administer first aid for it, you guys are awesome for what you do!🤘

  • @CRAZYYAK
    @CRAZYYAK 6 лет назад +25

    Brave wilderness is the best nature channel

  • @charlotte1844
    @charlotte1844 6 лет назад +251

    I’m from Australia and I’m used to all these spiders, snakes, lizards, and everything else.
    Spiders like that no offence to them but I will run the other way

    • @terriabowling
      @terriabowling 6 лет назад +11

      Ya. They don't want to be squished. They're just out and about trying to catch a meal. Just trying to get by.

    • @ewenhuzami3212
      @ewenhuzami3212 6 лет назад +2

      then you are clearly not used to them

    • @babyparrot1235
      @babyparrot1235 5 лет назад

      I think all Aussies are used to this 🤣🤣🤣

    • @n1c98
      @n1c98 5 лет назад

      You offended that spider, he was planning on having dinner with you later. Told me that you said he was ugly and ran away

    • @Quinnii77
      @Quinnii77 5 лет назад

      ewen huzami well she/he doesn’t want it to kill them or climb on them and I bet you would do the same so shut up.

  • @azzydafox4251
    @azzydafox4251 6 лет назад +616

    That moment when you get a 35 minute ad and it’s kinda interesting

  • @josiahkeaton4244
    @josiahkeaton4244 3 года назад +3

    “You can feel the pressure it’s pretty tight”
    Coyote - “Yeah I feel like a mummy”

  • @prodallistyre
    @prodallistyre 6 лет назад +578

    Of course its in Australia
    *I'M IN AUSTRALIA*

  • @TheTurtleGirl
    @TheTurtleGirl 6 лет назад +828

    Me watching this and starting to get freaked out - "Just think of Lucas the spider.....just think of Lucas the spider....JUST THINK OF LUCAS THE SPIDER

  • @phive3964
    @phive3964 6 лет назад +557

    Worst case scenario for the spider:
    “Ow, I bit my tongue!”
    *dies*

  • @yusuf_lixtur
    @yusuf_lixtur 4 года назад +31

    Me: ouch
    Coyote: I’ll see you on the next adventure, me standing next to a nuke and it exploding! Yay
    Me: heh... let’s see him try.
    Coyote: *stands on the nuke
    Me: oh.. he really did it

  • @chriscooper8210
    @chriscooper8210 5 лет назад +268

    Coyote Peterson: "I've been bitten and stung a 1000 times and lived to tell it"
    Funnel Web Spider: "Hold my beer...."

    • @b.r2715
      @b.r2715 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha yessir 😀👍💯

    • @XxCart_erzxX
      @XxCart_erzxX 5 лет назад +2

      TO BE CONTINUED

    • @prettygood9613
      @prettygood9613 5 лет назад +5

      *hold my webs

    • @chriscooper8210
      @chriscooper8210 5 лет назад +3

      @@JasonBrewer2509 Your welcome my dude 😁😁😁

    • @PtiruEpicGamer
      @PtiruEpicGamer 5 лет назад +3

      You use the wrong meme, it should have been:
      Coyote Peterson: "I've been bitten and stung a 1000 times and lived to tell it"
      Funnel Web Spider:"Im about to ruin this whole mans career."

  • @JADESWASTED
    @JADESWASTED 5 лет назад +3368

    "thicker legs to identify the female" 😏

  • @DagoDuck
    @DagoDuck 6 лет назад +151

    9:45 If you run away after seeing one, you also safe a life .-.

    • @sandesh787
      @sandesh787 5 лет назад +2

      Dago Duck yeah, ur own life

    • @James31006
      @James31006 5 лет назад +1

      Saving your own life

    • @igotbeefwithcows7639
      @igotbeefwithcows7639 5 лет назад

      I love safing life’s

    • @NocturnalIntuition
      @NocturnalIntuition 5 лет назад

      voor wat yea I heard rapists are most likely to get bitten by venomous spiders

    • @deadaccountlol340
      @deadaccountlol340 5 лет назад

      @Dago Duck When I clicked that I got an ad with someone stepping on a lego. Yes, running away from legos will save a life.

  • @decemberplayz7176
    @decemberplayz7176 3 года назад +4

    I love how he never click baits on us

  • @ShaunDreclin
    @ShaunDreclin 6 лет назад +182

    Don't forget, If you get bitten by something you need to capture it and bring it to the hospital with you, because knowing what bit you is extremely important in the treatment.
    Just don't get bitten again when you're trying to catch it lol

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 6 лет назад +2

      lol i always worry about that when i walk to the store in summer here in Oz, and it's still 28 degrees..... thats hot btw

    • @rockeater7494
      @rockeater7494 6 лет назад +36

      yo but i got bit by a bear wtf do I do then

    • @ShaunDreclin
      @ShaunDreclin 6 лет назад +29

      thespacecowboy bring the bear duh

    • @kylebarany
      @kylebarany 6 лет назад +33

      i got arrested for bringing a pack of wolfs to a hospital

    • @guillermobernabe4536
      @guillermobernabe4536 6 лет назад

      Relly?!?!

  • @heatherhoffmann1880
    @heatherhoffmann1880 6 лет назад +394

    I felt like spiders were crawling on me while watching this

  • @maxo922
    @maxo922 4 года назад +128

    Coyote: Gets bitten by deadly spider
    Me, on bed: getting really sensitive about my trouser leg touching my leg hair

    • @loba157
      @loba157 4 года назад +2

      Ikr😂😂

    • @jonbranpranksandmore1854
      @jonbranpranksandmore1854 4 года назад

      Bruh lol😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

    • @karenmeyer7217
      @karenmeyer7217 3 года назад

      LOL AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA lol lol

  • @juls.faithh
    @juls.faithh 4 года назад +1

    Coyote:be brave stay wild I’ll see on another video. Kane:yeaah

  • @sophiehenderson911
    @sophiehenderson911 6 лет назад +123

    Some people are taking on challenges where the worst thing that they have to go through is eating gross food, or sour and spicy food, whereas Coyote is stung by incredibly painful spiders and ants or bitten by alligators or snapping turtles. Why do those channels have more subscribers than him?

    • @stewpidasso3910
      @stewpidasso3910 6 лет назад +1

      Don't pick on gmm! Lol coyote is the man tho

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 лет назад +1

      Sophie Henderson I agree

    • @jontor8938
      @jontor8938 6 лет назад +4

      Well Spice food is great but i Think coyote is Way more satisfying to watch NOT just because he is brave, but also because it is educational and he seems humble wich to me erantis my respect.

    • @alphahydra9984
      @alphahydra9984 6 лет назад

      Sophie Henderson that's how it is

    • @xhyiit8134
      @xhyiit8134 6 лет назад

      Sophie Henderson ×

  • @douglemmikey1082
    @douglemmikey1082 6 лет назад +187

    My dad grew up in Australia, in the 50's one of his school mates was putting on his shoes. He was bitten on the toe by a Funnel Web. He died.

    • @mashno226rz
      @mashno226rz 6 лет назад +21

      Really?

    • @Rust_rush35
      @Rust_rush35 6 лет назад +28

      Doug Lemmikey I'm sorry for your loss here's some cute emojis to cheer you up🐶🐱🐼🐨🐢🐿🐇🐳🐧🐣🐰🐹🐭

    • @gachadragon1803
      @gachadragon1803 6 лет назад +14

      I feel so sorry for your dad and he is mate

    • @user-hh3mq6pn3i
      @user-hh3mq6pn3i 6 лет назад +11

      R.I.P, Condolences My Man..

    • @creerpepro
      @creerpepro 6 лет назад +17

      IT WAS 1 OF HIS DADS CLASS MATES xD

  • @franciscodieguez5187
    @franciscodieguez5187 6 лет назад +62

    Damn, why are australians so friendly? If you knock the door here in Argentina while the other person is working wou almost get shot.

    • @uncletacosupreme7023
      @uncletacosupreme7023 6 лет назад

      Zentäi 289 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @unknowntemptation4423
      @unknowntemptation4423 6 лет назад +3

      Zentäi 289 it’s not that Australiians are super nice it’s that Argentinians are super crazy

  • @winterwolf930
    @winterwolf930 4 года назад +31

    Coyote: im coyote peterson and im about to get in the bite zone with a Dragon!
    Coyote: AAHHHH!!
    Mark: Describe the pain.

  • @off1_j
    @off1_j 6 лет назад +431

    Why Am I Watching This..... I Have Arachnophobia😂😂😂

    • @catastrophicivy
      @catastrophicivy 6 лет назад +2

      Jordan_.# 23 I had one in my pool once 😐😀

    • @off1_j
      @off1_j 6 лет назад +1

      catastrophic i Feels Bad Bro

    • @catastrophicivy
      @catastrophicivy 6 лет назад

      Jordan_.# 23 meh 🤷‍♀️

    • @hawks9598
      @hawks9598 6 лет назад +3

      Same why must i torcher my self

    • @texotics9361
      @texotics9361 6 лет назад

      For real why .

  • @lutinlaut
    @lutinlaut 5 лет назад +19

    I just adore the fact that Cains hair just migrated from his head to his chin

  • @mrssadieadler4874
    @mrssadieadler4874 5 лет назад +76

    Professional: never pick up a funnel web spider
    Me: but it face looks so fluffy underneath
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @crimcrim1987
    @crimcrim1987 4 года назад +5

    "One bite can kill you"
    Coyote: Great! Let's try it out!

  • @sodapop3542
    @sodapop3542 4 года назад +128

    Coyote: the females are more heavy
    Spider: are you calling me fat
    Spider husband: did he just call you fat

    • @matthewmccone2126
      @matthewmccone2126 4 года назад +1

      That's a good one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewmccone2126
      @matthewmccone2126 4 года назад +5

      Spider husband: she's pregnant, she weighs so much lighter in the summer

  • @myname3680
    @myname3680 6 лет назад +876

    One leggy boi VS one baldy boi

  • @yoshi_tea101
    @yoshi_tea101 5 лет назад +102

    "Hey sorry none of this was recorded!"
    Just imagine that

    • @bahjom658
      @bahjom658 5 лет назад

      cream_gamer omg 😱 that would’ve sucked

  • @coll0070
    @coll0070 4 года назад +5

    Know a guy that knows a guy who played with one with a pen. When his curiosity was fullfilled he put the pen in his pocket. Within an hour he was in hospital. He was lucky, he survived.

  • @Montz99
    @Montz99 6 лет назад +7

    Usually I get annoyed with interrupting ads; but, with your videos, I’m okay with it. Your videos are so informative! Keep up the good work Coyote!

  • @bekfest7357
    @bekfest7357 5 лет назад +42

    In 3001 when all organisms have died
    Coyote: Today im about to get run over, by a car.

  • @modernsportsclips
    @modernsportsclips 6 лет назад +42

    Coyote finds a spider that could kill you in one bite....
    Coyote: I'm gonna let it bite me so you could get some shots of it.

    • @nightcorekarmen4439
      @nightcorekarmen4439 6 лет назад

      YOU ARE. Also I love you channel it helps me no more and thank you for doing this channel it really helps with stuff

    • @gracetorres6972
      @gracetorres6972 6 лет назад

      King Kaner88 xD

  • @josephayoub6445
    @josephayoub6445 4 года назад +4

    Fantastic show Coyote! Love it!

  • @lukinog9934
    @lukinog9934 6 лет назад +27

    "One bite can kill you"
    attempts to handle the deadly spider knowing that it can kill him.

  • @desa2067
    @desa2067 5 лет назад +63

    Me: *spots spider* runs for life, grabs filled water bucket, throws on spider, grabs chair and couch and anything huge, throws at spider, runs away again
    Coyote: Whoah look its one of the most deadly spider in the world...lets get it

  • @Iga_extra
    @Iga_extra 6 лет назад +308

    *that beard tho*

  • @HMorris12345
    @HMorris12345 4 года назад +5

    I don’t have arachnophobia but this does give me a bit of a shock

  • @SonicTemples
    @SonicTemples 5 лет назад +21

    "The funnel web spider can kill a man just by looking at him" - Crocodile Dundee

  • @daninspiration4064
    @daninspiration4064 4 года назад +21

    Coyote: Call the paramedics I'm about to die
    Mark: Hold on bud let me get this on video.....

  • @nicg9916
    @nicg9916 5 лет назад +68

    I’m coyote Peterson and I’m gona enter the bite zone of the funnel spider
    Dies
    Mark: “ describe the pain "

  • @Kat-vl1sm
    @Kat-vl1sm 4 года назад +1

    who else was like super nervous that the spider would jump out

    • @griffinc3263
      @griffinc3263 3 года назад +1

      They can't jump or climb smooth surfaces, making them easier to contain then most tarantulas