Why is this so deadly serious? Why isn't Pooh racing in a honey pot? Why isn't Donald in a sailing ship, why isn't Pluto in a doghouse on wheels? Why is everything Tyco Tron?
In Mario Kart you can make Dry Bones ride a friggin Wiggler. Like clearly people don't mind silly aesthetics, like who is taking Donald Duck as a serious racer?
It actually would have made a lot more sense if it was just Disney Pixar characters, it's so hard to imagine Mulan coming from 6th century china so she can go kart with Mike wazowski
It's not even the first time they've done this. There's actual, official Disney Eurobeat albums. And fuckin _Nights of Fire_ was in a Disney DDR game on the PS1.
They've been in the industry and had some great games back in the day when they hired competent devs like Capcom and Rareware. Their plats on Snes like Ducktales were great, and N64 Mickey's Speedway isn't too different from Diddy Kong Racing...
@@TippyHippy use your knowledge of racing u gained from Disneys SpeedStorm to escape from your mom and subsequently (eventually) the police. Be the racer Mr. Disney wants you to be.
"NEW GIFT FROM GAMELOFT!" when you unlock the 2nd racer in a racing game Like can you imagine getting "New gift from CAPCOM!" when you beat your first robot master in Mega Man and get a weapon Seeing that was so insulting it made me a little nauseous
@@catlerbatty yeah but it didnt take more than a couple years till they started making games where it was impossible to progress past the second level without buying microtransactions
Once i saw Mickey's "shards", I knew it was doomed lol. All the Disney games are shameless cash grabs where you have to pay 300 dollars to play any character you like if you don't want to grind for 2 years.
Having that specific Zero to Hero/Let's get down to business remix playing in the background always gets me pumped up for that specific race. The game may not be that great but the music slaps
I was hoping he would turn off streamer mode so I could see if the real music is like that as well. I'm not even sure I could count the songs that played with how similar they all sound.
A Disney themed mario kart clone with monster cat style trap remixes of classic Disney music is either evidence we're in the best or worst timeline and I'm not sure which one.
@@ndf3 the powerups are so generic, the best idea of maps like the hercules and entering the movie have this non vibrant colors and are overshadowed by this realistic graphics, the cars dont have any personality, every layout of race looks exactly the same, the characters dont distinct one from another in the race, its just so bland and uninspired
I really like the use of the twitch logo for pickups and that they have a murder function, and how Mickey says “raw diggidy dog” instead of using condoms. And when he said “Blicky Mouse” when he pulled the strap and shot his wife Elizabeth because she was pregnant.
"Hey boss, Nintendo has a really successful cart racing game that incorporates their cast of characters, we definitely have an extensive enough IP collection to make one of our own." "Great! But, don't make it a game, make it an online service, give it three currencies and make it pay to win through microtransactions. Oh and fill it with nondescript, nearly unrecognizable EDM remixes of our music. Kids like EDM right?"
Thank goodness, I knew Mario Kart was missing famous video game character Mike Wachowski, now there is a racing game for me. I hope they add beloved character Micky Man as DLC.
My theory on this game: The company that made it actually just designed a generic racer called speedstorm, but they couldn't get anybody to publish it due to market saturation or, yaknow a general lack of identity for the game. The developers thought shit, what are we gonna do? Then some bright spark thought I know, we will pitch this game as a platform! Just swap in some models of your racers and we will sell you the entire thing. Thus, disney speedstorm was born. This would kind of explain why all the karts are so generic, why the levels seem generic etc.
Except there aren't actually any microtransactions in the game. Just 3 different types of currencies, only earnable through gameplay, there is currently no way to buy any in game currency with real money.
This game is baffling. Why is there a slowdown every time you hit someone and why is there a killfeed? Why are there grind rails and why are the cars so big? Why does this game pretend to have multiplayer names in the single player yet tell you that you unlocked the multiplayer mode? I can't even tell if there's a bullet bill or blue shell in this to make a comeback because it seems like everyone has their own individual item boxes so Donald Duck can just use his fire move to spread fire all over the field which is like half a starman, or use his invisible move which is the other half of the starman.
Kind of obsessed with how mediocre that opening cinematic was. The lifeless pulsating dubstep with one orchestra bit. They shoot like one item and Sully dodges it by moving one inch. All they do is make faces and noises. There's not even good driving. Mickey doesn't blow up, he just gently trips against a bump in the road. Lightning McQueen isn't here and neither is his penis.
@@carsonfujita-turnbull4549Nonono roblox, games are just as predatory as the 10 year old making them for the 28 year old discord mod wants. You can just play (the small amount) of games that don’t do that.
From the cars to the character designs (regarding their outfits) to the animations and voice lines it all looks very soulless, and while the levels look nice visually speaking, their design in terms of gameplay seems to be very generic. This feels like some kind of twisted dystopian soulless future of what Mario Kart could become if Nintendo became more like EA or Activision.
The worst part about this giant-microtransaction of a racing game is the weirdly uneven sense of speed, it just goes up and down every two seconds, absolutely no "flow"
MORON. This is a realistic game. Show me a road in your city that allows 150kph. Usually its like 60kph. Which is EXACTLY how fast they are going you FUCK
Игры
Why is this so deadly serious? Why isn't Pooh racing in a honey pot? Why isn't Donald in a sailing ship, why isn't Pluto in a doghouse on wheels? Why is everything Tyco Tron?
In Mario Kart you can make Dry Bones ride a friggin Wiggler. Like clearly people don't mind silly aesthetics, like who is taking Donald Duck as a serious racer?
Disney wants to create the perfect system.
creativity is evil
disney speedstorm is serious business
This is serious game for true gamers, that’s why
a Disney kart racer with no Lightening McQueen, no Genie, no Minnie Mouse, no Pooh, but it has Mickeys ex wife -_-
They couldn't even get Herbie Fully Loaded into this piece of crap
I’m sorry but lightning McQueen not being there is this biggest crime right next to winnie.
No lightning McQueen and no Chick Hicks makes it unplayable
Mickey’s ex took half the game roster space in the divorce
exwife you mean pete?
I wasted all of my life savings on this game in order to play as Ham from Toy Story
someone call a hambulance
@@NelStone1 no he cant afford it he lives in Hamerica
Shouldn't have broken the piggy bank. Eh??
It actually would have made a lot more sense if it was just Disney Pixar characters, it's so hard to imagine Mulan coming from 6th century china so she can go kart with Mike wazowski
Garfield Kart walked so this could run
exactly
garfield kart walked so this game could walk slightly faster (by about 0.1%)
garfield kart is actually much better, I enjoy it
Garfield kart broke the sound barrier so this game could stumble over and die
I thought I knew what anti-consumer game design looked like... until this day.
ikr, its like the most corporate looking game ever
Manufactured discontent.
Its made by Gameloft, go figure
Would you expect anything else from Disney?
right like this is actually insane i agree with dunkey i feel so bad for kids these days
These badass EDM Disney remixes are killing me
"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS", *synth beat drop*
Agreed. These are definitely the highlight of the game!
feels like the video game equivalent of temp music
It's not even the first time they've done this. There's actual, official Disney Eurobeat albums. And fuckin _Nights of Fire_ was in a Disney DDR game on the PS1.
@SeanBMoose what makes it so different besides the fact its in a game lmao
It’s nice to see an indie company like Disney breaking into the gaming industry.
Hopefully this game is gonna get them enough money for future projects 🙏
It's nice to see a really original comment like this breaking into the comment section
independant of regulation
That’s disrespectful to indie games at least those are made from a place of love (mostly)
It's a joke
Are you a master baiter?
Disney's strategy to enter the oh so lucrative videogames market is to release the worst game in every single genre
They've been in the industry and had some great games back in the day when they hired competent devs like Capcom and Rareware. Their plats on Snes like Ducktales were great, and N64 Mickey's Speedway isn't too different from Diddy Kong Racing...
@@EEvtg I would even argue that DuckTales Remastered was very good compared to most remakes
kingdom hearts ! but then you have your disney infinity's as well ....
the emperors new groove game was fun
They _did_ make a good racing game once.
It was Split/Second, it was cool as hell, and they killed its producing company shortly thereafter.
The hexagonal mickey ears completely ruining the brand they've held so hard on to for like 4 generations is killing me
i think they want racing mickey to be distinct from regular mickey, since all the other characters are racing versions as well.
@@matthewgoodman434 Raceist mickey
Came looking for this comment. The not completely circular ears are painful to look at.
@@TuxTxFpvAnd the cheeks.
disney isn't nearly as iconic as it used to be including mickey mouse
This is the knack of racing games
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippy use your knowledge of racing u gained from Disneys SpeedStorm to escape from your mom and subsequently (eventually) the police. Be the racer Mr. Disney wants you to be.
@@TippyHippy again?
@@TippyHippy hamster is code word for penis
@@TippyHippy hamster is not to be blamed for it. Do you have a mouse?
As soon as I saw Gameloft, I knew that this was going to be atrocious
"NEW GIFT FROM GAMELOFT!" when you unlock the 2nd racer in a racing game
Like can you imagine getting "New gift from CAPCOM!" when you beat your first robot master in Mega Man and get a weapon
Seeing that was so insulting it made me a little nauseous
Gameloft made banger java mobile games back in 2008.
@@catlerbatty yeah but it didnt take more than a couple years till they started making games where it was impossible to progress past the second level without buying microtransactions
@@___echo___ thats the playstore era bullshit
Once i saw Mickey's "shards", I knew it was doomed lol. All the Disney games are shameless cash grabs where you have to pay 300 dollars to play any character you like if you don't want to grind for 2 years.
I can't get over Mickey's ears not actually being round on a goddamn PS5 title.
If they fix that, we're looking at the next Crash Team Racing killer.
one small act of rebellion from the devs, but when Disney HQ finds out it will cost them their jobs if not their lives
Lmao why are they pentagons
you know its a good game when you skip through the vid a bit and its mostly menu screens
They gotta make sure you have 10 opportunities to buy microtransactions
I just tested your theory, skipped around ten times and only got racing gameplay
LMAO
@@lukeshioshio you should hover your mouse- it's pretty fucked.
tbf, that's where the funny was happening
The music is actually bonkers. Never thought I'd see a Mickey Mouse Club (Electronica Remix) in a Disney Go-Kart Racing game.
"M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E-EEE-E-EEE-E-EEE mouse mouse mouse m-m-m-mouse"
Having that specific Zero to Hero/Let's get down to business remix playing in the background always gets me pumped up for that specific race. The game may not be that great but the music slaps
I was hoping he would turn off streamer mode so I could see if the real music is like that as well. I'm not even sure I could count the songs that played with how similar they all sound.
Did you know that there's _multiple_ official eurobeat remixes of that?
This might be the most soulless corporate game I’ve ever seen
A Disney themed mario kart clone with monster cat style trap remixes of classic Disney music is either evidence we're in the best or worst timeline and I'm not sure which one.
Worst
We're probably in the best of the worst timelines
that music is awful. generic sounding electronic garbage
Cool game but it needs more types of currencies..
Right? What is this, a game for children?
For a character whose head is famously 3 circles, Mickey's ears sure have a lot of corners
This game has all the things gamers have come to expect from a big game, #epic #onemorelootbox #neverstopspending
Consume
I like how they have streamer mode, because they know they will accidently copyright strike people playing their own game
I work at nintendo. People are panicking here
Why is it always so hilarious to me whenever disney characters are made to be "cool", like kingdom hearts or epic mickey are just so hilarious to me.
'cause they're silly characters for kids. It's like if Barney had a motorcycle and did swears but only like "darn" and "crud."
Epic Mickey actually pulled it off, though. Kingdom Hearts, not so much.
@@valior7253 It's still funny to me when Mickey frickin Mouse is trying to be a badass.
#searching #realmofdarkness #mikewazowskiisdead
@@Bagheadman I want that.
this is probably the most soulless game ive ever seen
I like it when all the intellectual property moves around the screen
@@ndf3 the powerups are so generic, the best idea of maps like the hercules and entering the movie have this non vibrant colors and are overshadowed by this realistic graphics, the cars dont have any personality, every layout of race looks exactly the same, the characters dont distinct one from another in the race, its just so bland and uninspired
and this is just the gameplay, this overcomplicated gacha mechanics fucking sucks
Mario Kart has been real quiet since this dropped
0 mario kart games have come out since this video was uploaded actually
@@fulmgusgrukini4727 Mario Kart killer game confirmed
Lego 2K racers has been pretty loud since this dropped
@@MarioKartSuperCircuit oh yeah? Then if Lego 2K Racers is so good where is Lego 3K Racers?
this game really makes you feel like it was made by a soulless company
yep Gameloft.
All companies are soulless
I love games with battle passes, thank you dunkey
Heck yeah bro battle passes are the bees knees 😎😎😎
@@bad1080 shit u right fuck this game
I always thought mario kart needed gospel singing. It's good to see mario listens to the fans.
this guy's never seen hercules..
I really like the use of the twitch logo for pickups and that they have a murder function, and how Mickey says “raw diggidy dog” instead of using condoms. And when he said “Blicky Mouse” when he pulled the strap and shot his wife Elizabeth because she was pregnant.
27 people thought this comment was sane and rational
@@MistahhMingusMake that 28 muthafukka
In 2 hours Dunkey managed to climb to rank 1, simply amazing
We all now that he would have done it in 2 minutes if he didn’t have his blindfold on and if he wasn’t using a usb steering wheel..
@@mw5803 and if it was not his little brother playing
@@W4iteFlame his little cousin
@@unclebaba3463I am his dunkey
Can't wait to unlock the genie with will Smith coins
His alternate skin is the literal ghost of Robin Williams.
I feel so embarrassed for Nintendo right now. Having their flagship kart racing series being outshined by this GOTY masterpiece.
more goty crash rtc
one goty masterpiece isn't enough to unseat a legacy! say that after the sequel game.
Hope they get this to court.
Mickey's ears almost made me have a chris chan style blue sonic arms heart attack.
"Hey boss, Nintendo has a really successful cart racing game that incorporates their cast of characters, we definitely have an extensive enough IP collection to make one of our own."
"Great! But, don't make it a game, make it an online service, give it three currencies and make it pay to win through microtransactions. Oh and fill it with nondescript, nearly unrecognizable EDM remixes of our music. Kids like EDM right?"
they are going unbelievably hard with the music on every stage wtf its so over the top
They went to the "Super Sonic Racing" musical school
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 except that super sonic racing is good
@@bernie8779 😂
15 currencies, mark of a great game!
Thanks for introducing me to the slowest racing game ever Dunkey. Now I can play it while I drive to work
M&M’s kart racing still on top 💪
Thank goodness, I knew Mario Kart was missing famous video game character Mike Wachowski, now there is a racing game for me. I hope they add beloved character Micky Man as DLC.
We fucking hate Mickey Man
God the bar at the top with all the currencies is in every new game and it’s such an eyesore 11:14
What's the conversion rate between Goof Bucks and Donkey Dollars?
i'd say around 3.2
this #video was so much #fun. #thankyou #dunkey
Not #funny. Consider yourself #blocked
Why is #Mickey #laughing like that? #ThisIsSerious 😂 ☠️☠️ ☠️ 💀 💀 🩻
My theory on this game: The company that made it actually just designed a generic racer called speedstorm, but they couldn't get anybody to publish it due to market saturation or, yaknow a general lack of identity for the game. The developers thought shit, what are we gonna do? Then some bright spark thought I know, we will pitch this game as a platform! Just swap in some models of your racers and we will sell you the entire thing. Thus, disney speedstorm was born. This would kind of explain why all the karts are so generic, why the levels seem generic etc.
Or Disney just sucks ass
I can believe he beat this game in just 2 hours. Another speed run record broken.
This game really makes you FEEL like Mike Wazowski
Unseen?
I wish Mario Kart had all these cool monetization options
Where they really messed up with this game is they made the HUD to simple, not enough things to look at so i lose attention
A mariokart clone with disney mlg trap remixes and fortnite ui. Wow truly innovative
Saw the Gameloft logo I knew it was just a ported mobile game
I can't believe that he was able to play 2 hours of this
If this game doesn't have Mickey Man I ain't playing it.
It has Herculad though
- Anasui
Game is made as if people are supposed to play it for 500 hours.
Mulan would NOT drive a car. But not for that reason. Or that one, either.
Her character literally says "bicycles are a thickle" in the first movie
Damn they just absolutely packed this game with micro transactions 😂 imagine paying 30 bucks for this
Literal mobile game
Except there aren't actually any microtransactions in the game. Just 3 different types of currencies, only earnable through gameplay, there is currently no way to buy any in game currency with real money.
@@Fake-BigWeld extremely naive to believe they won't be added soon
Look at what Crash team racing did
@@ancientflames its literally made by a mobile game company. You may know them from the asphalt series 💀💀💀💀
For people who said, "Yeah, Mario Kart is fun , but it would be even more fun if I could play as my favourite Disney character, John Depp."
Looks like it's gonna be forgotten in a couple of weeks.
This game definitely feels like they added a lot of "how do you do fellow kids" to it.
Mickey looks more like the mickey in south park than a character created by Disney
This just makes me appreciate Mario Kart even more. It seems so simple, but nobody managed to get even close.
Dang, first Smash Bros got murdered by Multiversus and Now Speedstorm is gonna kill Mario Kart 😢
RIP Multiversus
This game is baffling. Why is there a slowdown every time you hit someone and why is there a killfeed? Why are there grind rails and why are the cars so big? Why does this game pretend to have multiplayer names in the single player yet tell you that you unlocked the multiplayer mode? I can't even tell if there's a bullet bill or blue shell in this to make a comeback because it seems like everyone has their own individual item boxes so Donald Duck can just use his fire move to spread fire all over the field which is like half a starman, or use his invisible move which is the other half of the starman.
Kind of obsessed with how mediocre that opening cinematic was. The lifeless pulsating dubstep with one orchestra bit. They shoot like one item and Sully dodges it by moving one inch. All they do is make faces and noises. There's not even good driving. Mickey doesn't blow up, he just gently trips against a bump in the road. Lightning McQueen isn't here and neither is his penis.
Please keep uploading to this channel. I always love more Dunkey 👍
At least hearing Donald Duck go "BBLKGBKBKB" in anger is pretty funny
Why does Mickeys ears look like they glued stop signs to his head
Good to see Dunkey shed light on mobile games for a change
This might just be the most predatory game of all time
No, that's Roblox
@@carsonfujita-turnbull4549Nonono roblox, games are just as predatory as the 10 year old making them for the 28 year old discord mod wants. You can just play (the small amount) of games that don’t do that.
I can't believe I watched a grown man play mickey mouse cart for two hours
Shame is the proper emotion
In 4-6 months if the game does porly there will be a $40 star wars expansion pass.
I'm so happy you've started steaming again. Now I just need to catch you live!
Usually meats that r steaming are already dead
streamed hams
This just made me want to play MarioKart
thank you walter...oh wait
This game really makes me want to light myself on fire in Disneyland
Walter's gonna be out of a job if you keep this up dunkey.
Walter needs unemployment payments
@@dcj991 tell him to talk to Gus Goose.
He already is 😢
7:45 I was petrified when dunkey used his celestial powers to communicate to what I was saying in my head
Thanks for uploading this stream Walt!
I honestly forgot Gameloft even existed until I watched this video. God they're atrocious
Can Mickey pull out a gun in this one?
Press triangle to boost #Skillz has to be one of the most cringe things I’ve seen
John depp is peak humor
From the cars to the character designs (regarding their outfits) to the animations and voice lines it all looks very soulless, and while the levels look nice visually speaking, their design in terms of gameplay seems to be very generic. This feels like some kind of twisted dystopian soulless future of what Mario Kart could become if Nintendo became more like EA or Activision.
Having this game play in the background would be great for getting to sleep.
I slept great
I slept with this stream in the background
The worst part about this giant-microtransaction of a racing game is the weirdly uneven sense of speed, it just goes up and down every two seconds, absolutely no "flow"
this shit aient beating fzero oh my god it looks so boring
Dunkey you can do this, btw your sully impression was spot on 👌
This looks nearly as good as dreamlight valley
if mcqueen isn't in this game i'm rioting
The mario kart killer is actually how I'm known to the population of Washington State and i won't be answering anymore questions regarding that
is "streamer mode" why the music keeps detuning itself randomly? if so, that's hilarious
love to get a copyright strike for EDM/trap remixes of disney songs
Can't wait for Mario and donald at the Olympic games
This was made by Gameloft,oh boyy....
Didn’t Disney Infinity do something like this before?
I remember the Jawa Sandcdawler being allowed to go toe-to-toe with the Tron bikes
Might have been lego
Mickey really said “hot raw diggity dog”
This is a truly the raid shadow legends level masterpiece in a world of kart racing games
nintendo made a pixar movie so disney clapped back with mickey mouse mario kart
This game literally has the exact same royalty free UI as Overwatch.
We've never had a UI as funny as this
Omg it’s the same font and everything lmao
This looks like a good one. It's got a little something for everyone!
Honestly, I think this game is a little too hype, I think they should slow down the vehicles a bit so we can actually see what's going on
I don't know how, but they managed to make 150kph feel very, very slow.
Well, actually, I do know exactly how: they're not going 150kph.
MORON. This is a realistic game. Show me a road in your city that allows 150kph. Usually its like 60kph. Which is EXACTLY how fast they are going you FUCK
This music is insanity.
I love that any kart related game is called Mario Kart Killer.
Just in time for a belated 4/20 dude you have blessed me
Epic weed dude!