Geometry Dash's BEST Player Of All Time... (Fictional Story)
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
- 4 Months in production lmao. Hope you enjoy.
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Chapters:
0:00 1 Minute
2:07 1 Day
3:14 1 Week
4:42 1 Month
6:10 1 Year
7:22 3 Years
8:32 7 Years
9:39 10 Years
10:17 20 Years
10:43 50 Years
11:07 100 Years
11:38 1,000 Years
12:04 1 Million Years
12:21 1 Billion Years
12:51 1 Trillion Years
13:16 1 Quadrillion Years
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• Title: 1 Minute Vs 10 Years Playing Geometry Dash
Day 1 Vs Year 1,000,000,000,000 Playing Geometry Dash 
Игры
How many years have you played Geometry Dash?
Too many
Only a year
idk, i played nessus when there was no universe
More than the amount of balls I have
i only played it for 1 month but i have a friend who has played for 3 years
bro lived for a quadrillion years to make this video accurate
what a legend
yessir
@@KaiGuyGD 56 quintillion years later: He comes back alive, and update 2.3 is still not out. He decides to go and kill himself again. Edit: OMG WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES LOL
@Rigge! but it's true
@@l3nnybear515 15 googolplex years later update 2.3.1 hasnt released
Three years
2.2 finally out after a quadrillion years
Let's gooo!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wait whaaaaaat??
Only quadrillion years I can wait
Nah 3.1332E+35
You can’t even live that long
@@gdblackhole 😐
“This is not about a degree… this is about Geometry Dash” - KaiGuy
lol
Bro got every level in a week when I can’t even get cycles in a week😢
It took 2 years
kai please make videos like this more often this is perfect
thank you bro
I'm replying to a reply Reply to this to start a loop
@@veqringtone4055 breaking it before it even starts...
@@brodzilla532 replied to your reply of replying to some replying to a reply. He said reply to his reply but you broke the chain so I reply to your reply
@@Dont_be_a_bee replied to your reply of replying to some replying to a reply. He said reply to his reply but you broke the chain so I reply to your reply so I reply to your reply
Dude this was AWESOME. Can’t wait to see we’re you are in 1 year with your RUclips channel. Much luck 🍀
This is by far your best video man. Sheesh The editing and story is just insane keep this up brother godam
As truly one of the players ever, this is accurate. 👍
Great story-telling and editing, had me watching till the end!
Thanks bro!
same as me
seriously, I felt it was gonna be like a gd shitpost compilation, but turned out to be a literature masterpiece
@@ultralightgamer yo what up
@@e3ndz kaiguy
As a geometry dash player, this really touches my heart as i myself have experienced this
Basically SpaceUK if he hadn't been exposed
True
daddy daddy daddy daddy kai guy
Ayo🤨📸
AY Boiz get my wife Bella to 6,969 subscribers and I'll make her play Geometry Dash for a video🌹
What💀💀💀
💀💀
Bro pin this comment instead of hes own comment💀
This looks like a motivational video of Hamza but with a GD touch, simply a masterpiece of video Kaiguy
Hello kaiguy, even after all those years you will still be in 2.11 lol
Hi
@@KaiGuyGD helo
@@prenouncy hey
Bro was so addicted bro survived 1 qaudrillion years
The first time I was playing GD I thought that the orbs were decoration, so i did a frame perfect jump across and got mad when i couldn't do the next one, and that lasted for maybe a month or so.
Respect
Ain’t no way beating the main levels in 1 week is realistic :c
Especially after taking ten attempts to beat the first spike lol
It is ngl
i mean if ur playing like 12 hours a day like this guy was then its pretty realistic
Besides the demons
@@noddinoffopioidsI spent a year on stereo madness
Damn that switch at the end deserves a follow and a like, keep it up!
This is not just a video… this is an experience, and I loved every second of it. Thank you Kai-Gay, because of you, my happiness is immeasurable and my day is great.
kai gay xd
@@tinyahhquarks huh
This guy deserves 1 mil subs
He does, and I have 24,000
@@eTurboMCNo one asked
@@trixy460no one is interested
The 2.2 joke was just perfect
rare kaiguy ABSOLUTE BANGER
(all ive seen from you is the shorts lol. vid is sick)
this video is actually good🔥
List of geometry dash references
Back on track: 3:46
Platinum adventure: 5:49
The lighting road: 5:52
Problematic: 5:53
Cataclysm and Bloodbath: 6:15
Dash: 6:31
Cycles: 8:09
FFFFFF: 10:31
Quantum Processing: 10:57
Time Machine: 11:09
Cycles: 11:12
Xstep: 11:15
ClutterFunk: 11:17
Electroman Adventures: 11:35
Ocular Mirage: 12:13
Lslzl
unique video! im not quiet a fan of your vids but thats actually a neat idea and visualisation
this was a very relatable vide, it touched me everywhere. everyday, i play geometry dash hoping to become a harder person.
I’ve been playing for a year and my best is still the nightmare 💀
Same here basically
try doing the gddp list
My best is ispywithmylittleeye as my second demon
Mine is blue hell or whatever now
Playing for 8 year and my best is darkness keeper 💀
Cool vid I support you ALOT
Such a great video. Try more like this in the future!
from someone getting better in geometry to being a god and making all of things.
I've been playing for so long so i can say that this is true. Also how many level / player references are in here
Bro got his channel the growed😁👍
The editing is amazing
the editing was great and the vid was very entertaining you should make more vids like these!!!!!
Beautiful.
Truly a Masterpiece, A *Magnum Opus* of a literature, one that shall be recorded in history!
Yes, we shall call it: *An Ode to 2.2; The Nevercoming Release Date*
Me who got to 63% on stereo madness on my first attempt: EZ
i'm glad you chose cojag as your editor, they hit on top ngl 🥶🥶🔥🔥💯💯
thanks,,,,,, but who's trynn,,,,,,
@@cojag idk tbh,,
Man, this really describes SpaceUK
From gd to world domination this is very accurate
Should we say, geometrical domination
@@deathedell215 🙂
It's scary how accurate this is
Why are you actually so good at editing
I decoded the text at 9:05 and got:
1. If you’re reading this that’s pretty cool I guess
2. Why would you waste your time on something pointless like this anyway
Props to you, I didnt think anyone would see it 😂
EA sports
thats the story of geometry dash creation...amazing.
3 years I always love your vids
husband 😌
Wife!
Wtf-
Bro what 💀
Nah dude thats gotta be kaiguys alt or smth lol
@@JanfredBagasol-fx9gj kai gf🗿
funi
We need more videos like this! 💜
Honestly I’m not really sure what to think as I’ve just started my journey on gd about 4 months ago and I’m on mobile my biggest accomplishment is Crystal and I’ve just taken a break for now as it took a lot out of me to beat that difficulty curve and I’ve just taken it slow anyways fire Vid.
not first
💪
YOOOOOOO
I loved how after 1 quadtrillion years 2.2 comes out
HOLY a high quality KaiGuy video
The end is just amazing
bro in a month i cant even beat dryout LMAO
2:32 Kaiguy: "Back On Track Simply Felt Like The Hardest Level Ever Created" Me: "Agree, It Is An Extreme Demon.
to be honest when i first started playing the game in 2014 i felt nothing like what you were telling about in this video because i was only 5 years old at that time, i didnt really care and when i died the first time at stereo madness i immediately left the app and never played the game again surprisingly i didnt delete the game and like 4 years later in 2018 when i saw youtubers like evw or patition make videos of the game i recognized it and then i first bought the full version on steam and i would always play the game then and since then ive been playing the game a lot and it paid off, i beat nine circles my hardest demon so far
broo my first 10 mins of GD were looking through icons
My sister who can't make it to the ship part in stereo madness even after several days of playing it:
i need this man’s gaming chair
You can also hold for like 3 seconds at the beginning of Clubstep
Actually impressive 👍🏼
I've been playing for well over 7 years now and I can confirm that this is accurate. I definitely did not quit the game on 19 separate occasions and still have not quite completed clubstep, as that would be obsurd.
Cinematic masterpiece
I can’t let go the jokes in this video😂😂
I'd be willing to wait a quadrillion years for 2.2 to come out!!
8:16 You could've said:
_You were blasting your process to the best of the best_
I have a question. I bought icreate and it was working good for 1 week and then today when I tried to open it, it just kicked me out and it keeps doing that and I don’t know how to fix it. I really need help
Quick update: I deleted it and reinstalled it but now it doesn’t install because it says this app cannot be installed because it’s integrity could not be verified and now I can’t even download it. It appears on my Home Screen but does not actually download. I need help😢
thank you for the documentary on my life
at least i knew when 2.2 is gonna come out
Not only did learn the release date of 2.2 in this video, I also got a backstage pass to robtop a striking origin story 🗿
This is a whole ass documentary
Fit as many geometry dash references in one video challenge:
who thought a game you could only play with your space bar would become so popular and fun
one quadrillion years...
all the molten gears...
awaited by the whole sphere...
what it all was about...
it took even longer than the forming of a mount...
without a doubt...
2.2 will never come out.
super Mario 3D world musics ahh this is so relaxing
Bro. He explained all my thoughts.
im addicted to both the rubiks cube ( im a speedcuber with an 8.92 second personal best) and GD
two best things that ever happened to me... lol
I didn't expected the end 😂
Why does this feel like an essay for school😂
OH THIS STARTED BEFORE THE BIG BANG?! THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY!!
Let's gooo the pinnacle of my GD career
MY MANNNN
Imagine ending your life but 2.2 comes out the day after and your just like “man!”
This isn’t just Geometry Dash, it’s the story of the perfect being
"Update 2.2 came out the next day" "As you leave the machine to get your pho-"
Bro thank you for a new video
"this is cinema"
- Martin Scorsese
Finally 2.2 came out after quadrillion years
I think i beat the main levels in some weird orders lmao
Polargeist before stereo madness then 2nd 4th 5th level.
7th then comes 6th, 12th then 13th then 17 then 16 then clubstep...
Then rest from easy to hard then of course, toe 2 then deadlocked with 3 coins
That ending got me dying
Bro explained an average players lore back in the years
can't believe 2.2 relaesed so early
editing kewl
*2.5 hours of sleep" made me self aware of myself
This is the true dystopia.
Bro literally just told my life story!
“1 Quadrillion years and GD 6.9 has come out!”
2.2 is so close i can Feel it in my godly 1 quadrillion years old veins
the end was unexpected 💀
6:36 I'm sorry, ONE year?!
Yes, that faster than m-