THE PROBLEM: There’s a lot of sad stuff going on in the world around us, and us gamers are struggling to find ways to stay positive. THE SOLUTION: Book a trip to a deserted island, make new friends, and start a happy new life...THEN RUIN IT OURSELVES.
In a world with people want to harass me with pleadings of "stay silent" Failboat heals my sanity and keeps me alive with hope. Though there are many good youtubers out there, Failboat gives me the best sanctuary.
Kk slider really just be like: “Don’t worry. All is safe in this empty void. Anyway, dig that island life fellow child of our demonlord.” While grooving to some tunes.
The problem: 2020 was a mistake and we should have remained in the past without coronavirus. The solution: deprive ourselves of human needs and plug our minds into animal crossing to be able to start over as a civilization.
I have played animal crossing pocket gaming and I'm addicted to it but it's only avalable in IOS my sister has a A20 and has animal crossing pocket gaming and I don't have any IOS
being a fan of failboat feels like living with 866k siblings all in one house and im fine with that edit: 1.03M edit: 1.16M edit: god could not save me if he tried
“oH, I sEe wHaT yOu MeAn” *colours in the wrong side of the mouth so that it’s now uneven 5-3* People in chat: fail that is so uneven Fail: I dOnt SeE aNyThIng WroNg wItH iT”
'There's a place, me and my friends go every week. A place filled, with endless stories, heated debates, and even, a little bit of magic. There's one location, that brings everyone together. Every time I go there I have a new story.' I KNEW IT! I KNEW FAILBOAT WAS GONNA SAY THE COURTROOM.
13:17 "but i'm sure that eyea will never come back to haunt us" oh oh boy, you didn't expect animal crossing but strangers to *ruin that statement did you?*
I named my new leaf town "fairys" a couple years ago because i thought if i named it that i would have magical villagers.. I ended up getting a villager with my birthday which isn't magical, but cool so i guess it worked
I named my town “cherry” and I got a villager named Cherry. Also I named my New Horizons island “Paradise” because I literally just got out of surgery and was on drugs, and I thought it was funny.
I had her in new leaf and she was my best villager bc I though she looked cute and ridiculous, and I ended up getting her in my island along with Sparro, another strange villager. They will never leave
10:07 And thus, the great and powerful demon Eyea was summoned to this plane What horrors may she perform within this strange realm as mere chalk dust carved into grass?
I came up with a genius idea for the Animal Crossing government system: every year, to decide who to elect as mayor, all villagers and the former mayor have a huge Hunger Games style battle royale. Of course, the characters wouldn't actually get hurt, it would be like laser tag, it will tell you if you're hit, and if you're hit three times, then you're out.
The problem: coronavirus has effected everyone and everything The solution: start a corona free community and live happily on a new island worry free until someone moves in from Italy and actually ends all of humanity Wait a minute.......
Captain Dani school closing has been the greatest thing apart from my GCSE’s but I am in love the game, I played the heck out of new leaf and wild world and at the moment I’m spending a lot of time playing it and learning all the mechanics and I cannot wait for what happens in the future in the game.
You wake up. You're on a deserted island surrounded by rabid tanukis, an assortment of other feral animals and murderous insects with a taste for blood. They all close in. You're sure it's over. But then you remember... You're only playing *ANIMAL CROSSI--*
Fun fact: apparently one of the villagers (forgot the name but he looks like an orange-) talks about how jealous he is that you have a basement. She says, and I quote: "it's perfect for screaming! No one can hear you!" It was very amusing
This was posted thee years ago. And in that time eyea became evil and had a cult. She was consumed by a guy with a big nose and then she had a redemption ark. Fail boat has gone insane and only wants to watch the world burn. Something about Walmart and target. The remnants of the cult of eyea has become broken. And it all started…..with one man making a Denny’s…….Thank you boat
Hey the full episode is out NOW on the storage channel \o/
ruclips.net/video/NkiAbPFi2Qw/видео.html
Please stop naming yourself failure why not name yourself failboat
Oh thank you! I'm so happy I actually watched it while it happened. Being European I almost never get to.
@@C0D3_2 Because he's such a disappointment.
Failboat do you like persona 5?
You made Jeff the killer
THE PROBLEM:
There’s a lot of sad stuff going on in the world around us, and us gamers are struggling to find ways to stay positive.
THE SOLUTION:
Book a trip to a deserted island, make new friends, and start a happy new life...THEN RUIN IT OURSELVES.
E
In a world with people want to harass me with pleadings of "stay silent" Failboat heals my sanity and keeps me alive with hope. Though there are many good youtubers out there, Failboat gives me the best sanctuary.
EmperorBoo Dr.Uknown why are people telling you that?
Because I wanted to have some fun proposing ideas for improving smash ultimate.
I'm feeling pretty damn positive, thank you very much.
New Horizons but Nintendo PERFECTLY timed this game's release with current world events
Oh, out of your christmas-spirit ? Mine’s still here.....
I wouldn't say they timed it... unless *X-Files Theme plays*
not for me. the delivery of my pre-order was delayed.
I'm italian.yup
It was a day late, now it’s postponed indefinitely
5:26 You do not ask WHY when speaking to failboat. Anyone who has watched him for more then 10 seconds knows there isn't any rhyme or reason
Of course my friend
Why not
TO WHAT I DO, I JUST DO, A-SCOODILY-BOO! Oop! Maybe there is a rhyme!!
I'm sorry
My fander side took over.
“Iggly, he looks like a nerd!”
I’ll never forget that quote
Yes
Did you forget it
iggly = 🤓 confirmed
"OH BOY WHAT'S HE GONNA GIVE ME?!"
*gives bill
"ITS A LIFE OF SERVITUDE!!!"
*Cue Spaltoon Music
It’s a life of me yelling at the failure to pay his loans.
@@tomnook1941 Please don't hurt us....I paid all my loans and give you nice gestures daily
*scoffs in 3.7 mil debt*
@@sansibit4706 same here man
@@tomnook1941 Oh no
Don't kill me for not paying my debt
The Problem:
Everything in Animal Crossing is so wholesome and cute
The Solution:
K R O N K
No that just makes things better
Luc-Ness Monster I hate to share an ISLAND with 4 others of my family, I wanted my own island
Kronk has the same wholesome energy though
Luc-Ness Monster Kronk is so fucking wholesome it’s crazy
Well, by all accounts it dosen't make sense.
Kk slider really just be like: “Don’t worry. All is safe in this empty void. Anyway, dig that island life fellow child of our demonlord.” While grooving to some tunes.
I think Kk slider is the only character that knows it’s a game cause he said “in sync with real time” like 0-0
Everything is fun and games until Failboat gets sponsored by Denny's
How you got no replies
Rip reply’s lol
the two replies are about replies
the three replies are about replies
bella oh dang this comment now has 5 replies
"But I'm sure that will never come back to haunt us"
YOU JUST HAD TO JINX IT.
Well, we saw how that turned out.
Eyea will have revenge
You have heard of eyea, but have you heard of byea
Eyea would like to know your location.
One of the biggest lies ever told in mankind
“Something too kill time.”
Kid named time:
The villager named Time moving onto the island: 😳
My name is time
.....
@@omanai býě bÿè 🗡️
@@Cursedbox009 wuh-oh
The problem: 2020 was a mistake and we should have remained in the past without coronavirus.
The solution: deprive ourselves of human needs and plug our minds into animal crossing to be able to start over as a civilization.
OURSELVES
RandoMates :]
welp i’m game, take me away into a land of pay when you feel like it taxes XD
No just put back the clocks so now its 2019, no coronavirus
when the world evolves to plug our brains into things I’m totally going to be in animal crossing
I have played animal crossing pocket gaming and I'm addicted to it but it's only avalable in IOS my sister has a A20 and has animal crossing pocket gaming and I don't have any IOS
Eyea loved this to much lol
hi vian
also how am i the first reply on this
sini harshan idk lol
EYEA IS BORN
Its viantastic!!!
She’s back
therapist: kronk tom nook doesnt exist, he cant hurt you.
kronk tom nook:
*kronk Nook*
Tom kroonk
being a fan of failboat feels like living with 866k siblings all in one house and im fine with that
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edit: 1.16M
edit: god could not save me if he tried
IT MY TURN TO WATCH TV!!
@@valiang8867 NO IM WATCHING IT
@@Simon_Dunkaccino haha i get the last slice of pizza and you can't stop me!
@@taccarrowilson9342 :(
honestly yeah
"dennys is such a magical place"
everytime i go to dennys they always call the cops on someone
It's truly a magical place
A place for wonder, joy, and more!
Please tell us more
@@rosebud6116 Oh my goodness is that my ex-main account!
The place for death and joy
"Something to kill time"
I didn't see the ti in time, and straight up thought AC was encouraging me to KMS🤣🤣
That's strange, how'd the ti slip in their?
Someone on the localization team must have made a typo.
Me to lol
WesNohathas There actually was a typo in the game. “Kindess”
Tom Nook with Kronk's voice is something I didn't know I needed in my life.
Failboat referring to Hazel as “they” at the beginning is all i need in life
AGREED,,,,
4:58 failure: Denny's!
Chat: A Funeral!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
“oH, I sEe wHaT yOu MeAn” *colours in the wrong side of the mouth so that it’s now uneven 5-3*
People in chat: fail that is so uneven
Fail: I dOnt SeE aNyThIng WroNg wItH iT”
Name Thank you. The #fixthelip faction continues to be strengthened through your dedication.
'There's a place, me and my friends go every week. A place filled, with endless stories, heated debates, and even, a little bit of magic. There's one location, that brings everyone together. Every time I go there I have a new story.'
I KNEW IT! I KNEW FAILBOAT WAS GONNA SAY THE COURTROOM.
I named my character ”a failure” so it says *You’re a failure!*
*insert parent joke here *
LOL-
More plz
"A failure has arrived!"
A failure has caught a tarantula!
0:36 at first I thought that it said "something to kill me"
Ooh, cyanide! My favorite item for a weekend getaway.
I mean yeah at that point
I thought it said “Something to kill Tim.”
And I was like: *Who is Tim? 😂*
“It includes your tent, moving fees, and of course your NookPhone! Bringing you to a modest sum of 48,000 bel...s. What are doing? What’s tha-“
@@RucaDoo 🔫.
When they were naming the island I thought one of the raccoon brothers said “Nooktits”
Same!
It did!!!!
*nooktits gaming*
no swer children watch this
Don't ever talk again
Just... Just don't
I'm depressed....
You cut out KK Slider saying Daddio.
😭
@@SpaceT3ddy I’ve come here you give you 2 random ass notifications after 2 years.
Your welcome.
@@karameru_xd heres one more after a year of the last one
When Failboat said “I thought it said something to kill” I was like... I thought it said “something to kill me”
Although he’s always calling characters “Failure”, it’s still hilarious. I guess I’ll just never be able to get used to failure...
13:17 "but i'm sure that eyea will never come back to haunt us"
oh oh boy, you didn't expect animal crossing but strangers to *ruin that statement did you?*
You’re fine, I read it as “Something to kill me”
I named my wild world town “MCDONALD” when I was 5... I do not regret that decision
May I take your order
I named my new leaf town "fairys" a couple years ago because i thought if i named it that i would have magical villagers.. I ended up getting a villager with my birthday which isn't magical, but cool so i guess it worked
I named my town “cherry” and I got a villager named Cherry.
Also I named my New Horizons island “Paradise” because I literally just got out of surgery and was on drugs, and I thought it was funny.
0:40 personally I thought it said "something to kill me"
Me too
Me 3
I saw your profile picture and my first thought was "Alpharad Plus? What?"
Me 4
same i was boutta be like "yes please" (i'm fine tho lmao)
I'm gonna say this again...
DA HIPS GOT DEM LIPS. 10:09
2:06
Hazel: *says uni-wow*
Me: she has a unibrow so yeaaaaaah she weird but CUUUTE
I had her in new leaf and she was my best villager bc I though she looked cute and ridiculous, and I ended up getting her in my island along with Sparro, another strange villager.
They will never leave
I'm not a fan of Hazel....if she didn't have that uni brow.... Or call me girlfriend in new leaf ..
The name Denis came from the Greek God Dionysus, implying that Denny’s is the domain of of the Greek God of wine and insanity.
Only Failboat can take a wholesome life simulator and turn it into a Japanese horror game.
11:54 he looks so scared and confused at the same time
Welcome to the Animal Crossing nuzlocke if we get stung by bees we dead.
10:00 EYEA HAS BEEN BORN!
EYEA LIVES FOREVER
10:07 And thus, the great and powerful demon Eyea was summoned to this plane
What horrors may she perform within this strange realm as mere chalk dust carved into grass?
6:01
I cackled when the Poem of Everyone's Souls started playing
Alec Lawson bruh me too
Persona persona persona persona persona persona
@@UchihaDareNial SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS SOCIAL LINKS
S O C I A L L I N K S
Alec Lawson confidants confidants confidants confidants confidants
JUNPEI JUNPEI JUNPEI JUNPEI
I came up with a genius idea for the Animal Crossing government system: every year, to decide who to elect as mayor, all villagers and the former mayor have a huge Hunger Games style battle royale. Of course, the characters wouldn't actually get hurt, it would be like laser tag, it will tell you if you're hit, and if you're hit three times, then you're out.
That's not a bad idea... cool!
No one:
Failboat:
:0
It’s a life servitude
*splatoon music*
“Uh jump now” “what? “JUMP” “G O”0:58
🤣🤣🤣 thanks for time stamping this🤣🤣🤣
Me sitting there when he is giving the pears to Nook: *Wait till you find out about the weed.*
10:35
And so a demon approaches the nice island of Denny’s, to stare into every living creatures soul.
eyea is here
11:36
Ok gamer, I made it in the video. Even if the lip was never fixed, we take these small victories.
Wdym, the lip was fixed
Me: watches the live stream
Also Me: Watches the funny stuff happens
failboat : make's eyea
me : and this is where it all started
13:31 "Come have a taste of what the rod prepared."
(1:33)
Me:Watching the video
Failboat: *becomes one of my favourite characters from one of my favourite movies*
The hole premier chat is like : 👁👄👁
Starlo Legend Whole*
Ya I still can’t grammar
Starlo Legend Tbh, can anyone anymore?
👁👄👁
1:34 I’m scared that the voice is accurate
0:01 when you didn't study for a test:
Rewatching all of this since I’m playing New Horizons for the last time.
6:02 Alpharad made the same joke. It totally makes sense too.
There's no need to mention that fucking poor excuse of a human being.
The problem: coronavirus has effected everyone and everything
The solution: start a corona free community and live happily on a new island worry free until someone moves in from Italy and actually ends all of humanity
Wait a minute.......
6:04 did... did failboat just make a persona reference?
B a l l
M o n o k u m a
ComradeNinja, welcome to the Velvet Room.
He makes them more often than you think. Just think of all of the times he used Life Will Change in his streams.
B A L L
M O N O K U M A
yes he did.
11:55 i was playing animal crossing while watching this and I caught the fish at the same time as u
“This will never come back to haunt us”
Well that aged like milk
10:16 I had the EXACT same thought - I'm glad me and Fail share a mind.
13:05 do you think.. EYEA WOULD FORGET?! (Animal crossing but strangers 2 reference)
Think of how long fail had to stay up to give you this glorious content.
Yup, not like he used an Australian account and played it a day early nosiree
Bruh the date in the game was March 19th, of course he played it early
C it was sarcasm.
1:22 “iggly! He looks like a nerd!”
4:48 I thought that Timmy/tommy said nooktits 😂
Lmao
I got animal crossing today when I got back from school, I’m playing on the night (I’m in the U.K. btw) and I found two tarantulas consecutively.
Ah! Hows schools being closed for you as well? Plenty of time for AC?
Captain Dani school closing has been the greatest thing apart from my GCSE’s but I am in love the game, I played the heck out of new leaf and wild world and at the moment I’m spending a lot of time playing it and learning all the mechanics and I cannot wait for what happens in the future in the game.
8:33 It made me laugh so hard I spat my drink all over my screen
Sorry mAh dude 😂
I almost watched the stream before I got the game and I was afraid I'd spoil it
BUT AT LEAST NOW I CAN ENJOY THIS
Failboat: "I love the penguins!"
Me: "He's correct..."
Francis Rose nice profile pic.
You wake up. You're on a deserted island surrounded by rabid tanukis, an assortment of other feral animals and murderous insects with a taste for blood. They all close in. You're sure it's over. But then you remember...
You're only playing
*ANIMAL CROSSI--*
6:16 nice one piece reference
9:37 and so, it was born
I couldn't stop laughing when he said oh God everything is in fire 🔥
"But I'm Sure That will Never Come Back to Haunt us!"
Bagel: *Maniacal Laughter in the Distance*
"Im sure that'll never come back to haunt us"
Some time later:
*DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD FORGE-*
0:40 I thought it said something to kill me when I glanced at it
10:44 Hey bub my eyes are down here
6:05
I just started persona 5 and i am so happy that I knew what that music was.
monkeh same! absolutely obsessed with the game
When he said "iggly, he looks like a nerd" idk why but it made me laugh really hard 🤣
“A funeral?”
“Not quite… Its.. DENNYS”-Failboat 2020
I was NOT expecting that Velvet Room joke! XD These jokes are CROSSING my expectations.
Mankey 59 Okay..
0:42 When I first read that I thought it said “something to kill me”
0:45 i tought it said something to kill me
Welcome to animal crossing afterlife
XD
Apparently everyone thought so too😂😂😂
“Uh, JUMP NOW.”
“What??”
“JUMP, GO.”
I almost choked on my popcorn 6:00
Where it all began...
6:01 im crying
4:25
And this a piece of Failboat history was born, the grand and (questionably) beautiful home of DENNY'S.
Dang it auto correct, I meant to put thus, not this
The perfect place
Fun fact: apparently one of the villagers (forgot the name but he looks like an orange-) talks about how jealous he is that you have a basement. She says, and I quote: "it's perfect for screaming! No one can hear you!" It was very amusing
6:36 this caught me off guard 😅
“Are you OK with failure?”
Me: Sure, as long as it doesn’t affect the way Papyrus interacts with me
6:00 Welcome to the Velvet Roooom
YES
5:17 Ah yes, a farmer's omelet would be nice.
1:33 At least someone remembers Kronk, from the Emperor's New Groove, that guy was my favorite character in the movie
nookits sounds adorable and you can't lie
Ah yes, eyeball shirt by JCPenney
Instead of IKEA we've got EYEA
5:35 that laugh tho
This is where it all began
A sleeping bag.
A lamp.
Some food.
Something to kill.
This was posted thee years ago. And in that time eyea became evil and had a cult. She was consumed by a guy with a big nose and then she had a redemption ark. Fail boat has gone insane and only wants to watch the world burn. Something about Walmart and target. The remnants of the cult of eyea has become broken. And it all started…..with one man making a Denny’s…….Thank you boat