Touhou Hisoutensoku Fake Patch Notes

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @lunaPrism
    @lunaPrism  Год назад +46

    It's been almost 2 months...
    (please consider donating to my Ko-fi if you wanna support the development of future videos - ko-fi.com/lunaticeclipse)

  • @thomaswang2223
    @thomaswang2223 Год назад +281

    Fun fact: it’s impossible to play as remilia in an outdoors daytime stage unless you have her system card

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Год назад +24

      I.... didn't know that, great detail

    • @Kurokami112
      @Kurokami112 Год назад +16

      It's not even her own system card, It's Yukari's parasol card

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 Год назад +2

      @@Kurokami112 nah, yukari’s card is a fan

    • @Kurokami112
      @Kurokami112 Год назад +1

      @@thomaswang2223 The fan is Aya's

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 Год назад +1

      @@Kurokami112 there are two fans

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover Год назад +119

    Poor Reisen eyes and thoughts are concected to bad touhou memes of herself

  • @TheNerfer
    @TheNerfer Год назад +42

    I expected Aya to go back in time and smack PC-98 Alice

  • @stillmelon
    @stillmelon Год назад +142

    Fun Fact: In Touhou Hisoutensoku, as far as I remember, Remilia can only be played in an open stage when she has the "Custom Parasol" card on a deck, otherwise she only fights on closed maps like the library, SDM hall or the geyser

  • @514komeiji5
    @514komeiji5 Год назад +56

    Zun giving actual care to his game :

  • @panetoneninjacanal2692
    @panetoneninjacanal2692 11 месяцев назад +4

    1:55 YES, YEEEEEEEEES
    This is the patch note the whole soku community was waiting for, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @shayokonpaku
    @shayokonpaku Год назад +25

    Bro, the new "Realism" gamemode go crazy. This updates lit 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ultimapower6950
    @ultimapower6950 Год назад +73

    1:53 fun fact about that one. The same also happens when Remilla is Played against Utsuho. No matter what stage the battle takes place in, Utsuho has a 100-0 Matchup against Remilla. How do I know about this you ask? Well because I’m a Utsuho Main and one time i was starting a match I played as Utsuho, my opponent played as Remilla and then as soon as the match started My Opponent got completely Vaporized from frame 1, the stage wasn’t even under broad sunlight, I just Automatically won due to the recent patch.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Год назад +3

      I....i NEED to test that

    • @agitpolat1061
      @agitpolat1061 Год назад +21

      ​@@ironmaster6496They're joking obviously, HOWEVER the Game is actually referencing that Logic for real. It's actually hard-coded to give Remilia the "scuffed Clothes" Loser Look when fighting Utsuho, no matter who wins.

    • @aaamogusthespiderever2566
      @aaamogusthespiderever2566 Год назад +1

      nuke bird IS the sun

  • @Shyguymask
    @Shyguymask Год назад +12

    1:53 Guess the score is 1-1 now.

  • @Osmict
    @Osmict Год назад +17

    1:33 ITS FUTILE 🗣🔥

  • @IamaMedalHunter
    @IamaMedalHunter Год назад +5

    1:39 Marisa saw Reimu was about to do Ultimate Essence 88 so she took the easier way out

  • @99lev1
    @99lev1 Год назад +19

    I really liked the discombobulate part. Reimu Holmes might be a good design :D

  • @amcursed
    @amcursed Год назад +45

    Didn't expect you to bring the patch notes to RUclips. This is cool

  • @Guilherme_Houraisan
    @Guilherme_Houraisan Год назад +19

    God i always wished to see this kind of fakepatch note videos but on touhou fightning games, my man just made my wish come true

  • @3xistol
    @3xistol Год назад +6

    when did reimu learn to discombobulate wtf

  • @Gdxh.
    @Gdxh. Год назад +4

    1:35 touhou ball legends 💀

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon Год назад +4

    Glad to see Aya gets to explore the PC-98 world. Say hi to Rika for me.

  • @Tiago-Zr
    @Tiago-Zr Год назад +6

    1:38 Discombobulate

  • @ericwijaya2119
    @ericwijaya2119 Год назад +6

    Fun fact : accurate to her kleptomaniac abilities, Marisa is capable of using every spell card in the game. EVERY. SPELL. CARD.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 месяцев назад

      Actually, I want to see that as a mod.
      Just to see what disgusting combos people come up with.

  • @simpsitandmore2908
    @simpsitandmore2908 Год назад +8

    Plot twist: Sakuya or any of the SDM never got evicted. Reimu just stole the mansion while Sakuya was reading the note. If you don't believe me, Reimu was able to turn a 2d game into a 3d one during this patch. Definitely needs a nerf.
    Nice animation btw!

  • @daichungus
    @daichungus Год назад +12

    As someone who recently got into Soku, this is really funny to me.

  • @Ultra_7
    @Ultra_7 Год назад +10

    Can confirm that this enhanced my gaming experience tenfold

  • @lucasmendes8242
    @lucasmendes8242 Год назад +6

    1
    0:25
    Ordem de despejo
    É importante cuidar do paciente, ser acompanhado pelo paciente, mas vai acontecer num momento que dá muito trabalho e dor. Quem suspendeu o basquete? O riso é uma boa maneira de viver no meio do lago.
    Sinto muito pela dor, Seguirei o processo de coaching, mas eles aconteceram em tal momento que....
    ---------
    Eviction notice
    It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. Who himself suspended the basketball? Laughter is a good way to live in the middle of the lake.
    It is very important for the customer to be aware of the customer's needs, but it is the same thing that happens at the same time....
    ---------
    isso está em latim
    this is in latin
    2
    0:33
    MAS QUE PO-
    WHAT FU-
    3
    0:55
    Aya voou tão rápido que seixou rastro de fogo no chão
    Aya flew so fast that she left a trail of fire on the ground
    4
    1:19
    🤮🤮🤮🤮
    esse meme não
    not this meme
    5
    1:53
    🤣

  • @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist
    @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist Год назад +5

    I love how hilarious or sad these fake patch notes are. (I’ll be honest when I say I felt more bad for Sakuya rather than Remelia.) Kinda reminds me of DB FighterZ Fake Patch Notes. I love it.

  • @chowislychow6801
    @chowislychow6801 Год назад +5

    1:41 marisa have left the game.
    this is nice video

  • @yoosapkid69
    @yoosapkid69 Год назад +4

    i dont know why laughing so hard when see lorem ipsum part. maybe i am too depresssed

  • @Vernnie
    @Vernnie Год назад +2

    i was so excited to see Vergil youmu

  • @angrysunflower222
    @angrysunflower222 Год назад +2

    Sakuya eviction in 7 seconds.

  • @keviosaur1269
    @keviosaur1269 Год назад +8

    Here I thought to myself Reisen her ability does not affect herself
    Also I love Fake Patch Note

  • @AJD558
    @AJD558 Год назад +2

    it wouldve been cool if like alice was converted back to her pc98 self lol

  • @UdongeInabaRei
    @UdongeInabaRei Год назад +2

    Remilia literally fucking died, I dont think she can use a continue after that

  • @woxedpl
    @woxedpl Год назад +2

    Great video! It gave me a chuckle

  • @thaghostyplayer
    @thaghostyplayer Год назад +2

    I've been waiting for it
    Great video as always luna
    :)

  • @abd-animation-22
    @abd-animation-22 Год назад +3

    1:57 هههههههه

  • @MADV_The_Hat
    @MADV_The_Hat Год назад +2

    What the frog doin'

  • @ironmaster6496
    @ironmaster6496 Год назад +3

    😂😂😂 now this is a return, so many great moments that I don't know where to start, oh i know THAT TRANSITION from sprite to 3D was BEAUTIFUL, so seamless.
    Also ore accurate Reimu being OP as hell while lore accurate Remilia being weak as hell

  • @Lucid_Droid
    @Lucid_Droid Год назад +2

    Nice vid (although it has been two months) ... Remilia was done dirty lmao

  • @WhiteLyonOftheDead
    @WhiteLyonOftheDead Год назад +2

    This Is a modern masterpice

  • @lucramichiamo
    @lucramichiamo Год назад +2

    Honestly it could've been a cool detail if the open stage went Night Mode if Remilia was chosen. Or if she had a parasol to fight with like Peach in smash bros.

    • @Akaeru
      @Akaeru Год назад

      Yes, she does in the actual game. She can only play in indoor stages, but she can outside if she has a custom parasol system card.

  • @AsianChristianGuy
    @AsianChristianGuy Год назад +2

    New Video! Finally! Wooooo!

  • @needolai3219
    @needolai3219 Год назад +2

    Lorem ipsum lmao

  • @poksomanbiko
    @poksomanbiko Год назад +3

    Deceased Cirno on top fr 🗣
    I see this as nothing but a buff ((I am not bias because of long range stun frame chip damage whatsoever))

  • @Lengored
    @Lengored Год назад +2

    The memes are so funny 😂great work 😊

  • @za3i176
    @za3i176 Год назад +3

    A HRTP-style game with aya sounds mischevious

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 Год назад +2

    Welcome back.

  • @Nokturnus.
    @Nokturnus. Год назад +7

    I despise zoners in fighting games, so being able to graze projectile spams would be amazing

  • @andreashajidimitri8690
    @andreashajidimitri8690 Год назад +2

    A yes make a already unballenced game even more unballenced.i love it

  • @bastienmonet4841
    @bastienmonet4841 Год назад +2

    Masterpiece 🤩

  • @thealexworld89
    @thealexworld89 Год назад +2

    The video was incredible UwU

  • @alwayssupporttouhouproject6726
    @alwayssupporttouhouproject6726 Год назад +1

    *Applauds.*

  • @mauriciocalderon829
    @mauriciocalderon829 Год назад +2

    Interesting and funny mecanics :3

  • @JVBABAKA27
    @JVBABAKA27 Год назад +4

    Uhhhm... What was Suwako doing?

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +1

      Eating Cirno’s head

    • @JVBABAKA27
      @JVBABAKA27 Год назад

      @@Aaa-vp6ug that's what I was afraid to hear but it seems so

  • @wagermp3
    @wagermp3 Год назад +2

    great video but where's the wriggle buff

  • @BiuryOrin
    @BiuryOrin Год назад +1

    TOUHOU REWIND

  • @inhanh2351
    @inhanh2351 Год назад +2

    Very lore accurate 🐸

  • @akumu2625
    @akumu2625 Год назад

    At last, back to your old prime self. Ty

  • @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712
    @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 Год назад +3

    Alright, this actually seems well for a joke patch notes. 🤔
    And how about make it more like Touhou 19, where tons of characters have roles in the story, with Sanae’s story being the true finale ? 🤔

  • @simonsoffman8255
    @simonsoffman8255 Год назад +1

    My idea: New Fighter Newcomer: Flandre Scarlet (either of sprites is from MUGEN or Soku 2)

  • @love_heaven
    @love_heaven Год назад +2

    this is gold 😂

  • @TheGradeCSaboteur
    @TheGradeCSaboteur Год назад +6

    This patch seems to favorite Reimu. As a Reimu fan, you love to see it. Definitely not broken.
    Jokes aside, great video! You’ve put a lot of effort into this video and even though it isn’t as long, it’s creative and visually good. Also, very expressive sprites with what you had available, animation is great as always, and lastly, funny video.

  • @LikeWagon
    @LikeWagon Год назад +3

    Can somebody make an accurate translation in Eviction Letter? I'm confused from reading it after I tried to decrypt.

    • @dudu28r81
      @dudu28r81 Год назад +1

      It doesn't mean anything in context actually, its just the standard placeholder text. Try translating from Latin if you still wanna see what its about

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays Год назад +1

    sakuya((((😭😭

  • @_sindrus.
    @_sindrus. 8 месяцев назад

    WHY THE FUCK REIMU HITTIN THE GOGETA 😭
    HER ASS REALLY SAID "IT'S FUTILE 🦅"

  • @5spec
    @5spec Год назад

    these are the patch notes we deserve

  • @Tom-jg9de
    @Tom-jg9de Год назад +1

    Oh so it is AI heavy Update?

  • @Vainglory100
    @Vainglory100 Год назад

    Amazing

  • @lucasmendes2210
    @lucasmendes2210 Год назад

    0:00
    Oh nyon

  • @Space_Suwako_XD
    @Space_Suwako_XD Год назад +1

    Wooooo

  • @FORTEtheSECOND
    @FORTEtheSECOND Год назад

    Hilarious y brilliant ! xD
    I am so glad we didn't get just a re-run of Speed of Aya but something else. Ooh yeah, get REKT by Yuugen Magan, turkey! (ye~ah... I am not too sympathetic towards the germnalist)
    Damn, poor Udonge. But that's what living on the Internet for too long will get you. Oh, and RIP Remi. Aaaanyway . . . *xD x'D*

    • @FORTEtheSECOND
      @FORTEtheSECOND Год назад

      *P.S.* I seem to recall your disdain for those 'I want my mommy' memes and... Yup, I share the sentiment.
      CRINGE AF

  • @jerry-sr3iu
    @jerry-sr3iu Год назад

    IT’S FUTILE!🦅🦅🦅 RRAAAHHH🦅🦅

  • @MsZsc
    @MsZsc Год назад

    yum

  • @Joe-yx1gq
    @Joe-yx1gq 9 месяцев назад

    Patch notes 2 when?

  • @pepg9992
    @pepg9992 Год назад

    Fucking gold

  • @LucasisLukas
    @LucasisLukas Год назад +1

    What does the eviction notice translate to?

    • @agitpolat1061
      @agitpolat1061 11 месяцев назад +1

      It legit means nothing. Lorem Ipsum is the literal textbook definition of a Placeholder Text, it's nonsense gibberish that just looks vaguely like Latin.

  • @joshnzua
    @joshnzua Год назад +2

    the video is great but what took you so long

  • @DavidX-fg9dv
    @DavidX-fg9dv Год назад +1

    lol

  • @krmjr
    @krmjr Год назад

    Where i can play the game?

  • @shrimplered
    @shrimplered Год назад

    Hello

  • @bettyisuppose.6812
    @bettyisuppose.6812 Год назад

    It's futile!