Minecraft Crystal PVP New-Gen Stereotypes.

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @Andy196YT
    @Andy196YT Год назад +77

    It will never the be same again.
    I remember the Golfeh days on purity. The days where we only brought 4 totems and 7 sets of pots. The days where neth kb was randomized. The days where we fought with the gods watching, not a worry in sight. Fun times.

  • @Turtis
    @Turtis Год назад +57

    complaining about eating gapples is a whole new level lmao

  • @Tynelia
    @Tynelia Год назад +23

    The best cpvp stereotype (happens on legacy a lot)
    "No sf"
    Then they proceed every single one to basically anchor themselves for a whole and sit in it all day and get mad when you use slowfall to take away their hole advantage and easily win against quite literally the most predictable strategy in the game.

    • @slter-vl4pg
      @slter-vl4pg Год назад +4

      Just dont use sf and win the game. People on legacy are easy quickdrops

    • @arsen4093
      @arsen4093 Год назад +6

      bro they say no sf when they can t hit crystal with preplaced sf only thing they know is dig and place anchor

    • @2cba870fc2fb
      @2cba870fc2fb Год назад

      on some real shit

    • @imamoocow4
      @imamoocow4 11 месяцев назад

      on legacy no sf is pretty fair, because the kb is stupidly high

  • @dumbpixeld5134
    @dumbpixeld5134 Год назад +16

    Can we all appreciate dagga for the amazing roleplaying

  • @imcolt_
    @imcolt_ Год назад +13

    "get used to the new meta bro" SO RELATABLE I CANT LIE AHAHHAHAHA

    • @Bigbroplays
      @Bigbroplays Год назад

      I just cant get away from u

    • @imcolt_
      @imcolt_ Год назад

      @@Bigbroplays LMAO same

  • @Vqloz
    @Vqloz Год назад +1

    When you complain about what your opponent does more than you actually play:

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 Год назад +3

    there's a sort of stigma about knowing how to cpvp that makes the playerbase so cocky and arrogant instead of wanting a good fight. it either attracts even more toxic people or repells the good sports in the long run which is sad

  • @deumsi3363
    @deumsi3363 Год назад +2

    The newgens are weird insta holing everytime

  • @AnaBravofr
    @AnaBravofr Год назад +11

    the "get used to the new meta bro" part had me dying 💀

  • @arsen4093
    @arsen4093 Год назад +5

    I remember when we had twice more pots than totems when we would apply snowfall all the time when we wouldn't pearl flash

    • @Showz497
      @Showz497 Год назад +1

      Fr i wish it was old meta

    • @urthatguy
      @urthatguy Год назад +1

      Fr old meta was amazing

    • @ItzRealDogg
      @ItzRealDogg 19 дней назад

      Fr In A Cpvp private smp one girl always kills me with hit crystal everytime i die i watch a different cpvp tutorial😅

  • @Rekonised
    @Rekonised Год назад +13

    Mate I fought someone who had the exact same RMB glued down but the second it broke, they had a second shield 💀

    • @Indisputed
      @Indisputed Год назад

      oh nah bro 💀

    • @arsen4093
      @arsen4093 Год назад

      I always bring an axe

    • @blizz4rdfv
      @blizz4rdfv Год назад

      @@arsen4093 fr

    • @lelandwatson
      @lelandwatson Год назад

      I always bring at least 5 shields

    • @Orwalks
      @Orwalks Год назад

      @@lelandwatson 🌈🏳‍🌈👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

  • @-daddyiscoming-9786
    @-daddyiscoming-9786 Год назад +4

    I waited for a video like this for almost a year

  • @BeepirBypr
    @BeepirBypr Год назад +2

    glad to see someone complain about people complaining about literally everything that you could possibly complain about

  • @vloyah
    @vloyah Год назад +2

    Early 2020 i liked crystal now late 2023 i think its full of newgens who dont get it how fun it was back in 2020

  • @GolodototoIsReal
    @GolodototoIsReal Год назад +2

    Bro forgots the hit and run

  • @danielt9101
    @danielt9101 Год назад +2

    I'm sorry is healing called "gap spamming" now? Good thing I just pvp w friends now

  • @Progamezia
    @Progamezia Год назад +13

    the pickaxe one is so accurate
    suggestion : you could've included pre-placers

    • @totally_bubba
      @totally_bubba Год назад +1

      fr people who say :pre place" are the worst lmao most the time this because we are learning hit crystals or we suck at them

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp Год назад

      LMFAO PREPLACERS learn how to click fast, strafe, flick mouse and USE UR FUCKING KEYBINDS.

  • @iCxzzo
    @iCxzzo Год назад +2

    How do u get that viewmodel

  • @MAGMAXPX
    @MAGMAXPX Год назад +1

    dude i remember the old days on v+ where everyone was so exited when somebody died and gear was accualy hard to get

  • @owocuddlemittens1
    @owocuddlemittens1 Год назад +1

    3:55 IS LITERALLY ME

  • @TacoMiesOwnsAll
    @TacoMiesOwnsAll Год назад +1

    i cant stand hole anymore because of pickaxe mains
    like sylveeworshiper also the dude called me an anchor main after i used anchors while chaining him in hole

  • @JfegMan
    @JfegMan Год назад +2

    ah yes using pots and sword maining thats newgen never seen that in old cpvp

  • @sympra23
    @sympra23 Год назад +4

    Why am I watching this in math class 💀😭

    • @kuweba1016
      @kuweba1016 Год назад +1

      Because its more important lmao

    • @unmxtiviert
      @unmxtiviert Год назад +1

      Math is useless W for watching it in class

    • @sympra23
      @sympra23 Год назад +2

      @@unmxtiviert fr

  • @sufyanarshi
    @sufyanarshi Год назад +1

    how do u have the small utils thingy? texture pack or mod? where to get

  • @Haphpint_
    @Haphpint_ Год назад +2

    The gapple spam is too real, ill pearl away to eat and get called a drainer

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp Год назад +1

      Same like hole is the meta and flat mains r complaining abt me running. I can't fucking flat u expect me 2 fucking doublehand the whole fucking fight and then them being a fucking ass hole avoider and talking shit. Those pepl r wierd asf.

  • @Bigbroplays
    @Bigbroplays Год назад +1

    reminds me of the kids in legacy that did down a block then place obby and start spamming crystals like a wierdo

  • @whataredoge7129
    @whataredoge7129 Год назад +3

    Sword main is real

  • @jamaled7863
    @jamaled7863 Год назад +2

    love how the shield thing became a joke and now its a actual thing and i hate it so much

    • @AnaBravofr
      @AnaBravofr Год назад

      i've started using it n i'm not proud of myself, help me 😭

    • @SyndicateNA
      @SyndicateNA Год назад

      @@AnaBravofr no one cares

    • @Orwalks
      @Orwalks Год назад

      @@SyndicateNA SyndicateSA - Syndicate Sexual Abuse

    • @SyndicateNA
      @SyndicateNA Год назад

      @@Orwalks SUS ASFFFFFF

  • @LeageCPvP
    @LeageCPvP Год назад +1

    2:06 is so relatable bro 💀💀every newgen does it

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp Год назад +1

      Found a ht5 on legacy 3 weeks ago who dug like shit and said i was bad after blud drained my crystals and said i was bad. Man get on east fucking legacy player I main rekits.

    • @Katje61mc
      @Katje61mc 7 месяцев назад

      I dont i hate pickaxe

  • @AliiAKAE
    @AliiAKAE Год назад +1

    bring me back 6 pots 6 totems and weird ass kb days

  • @Kuruigo
    @Kuruigo Год назад +2

    I miss when ppl old meta, the old community was so much better

  • @Nightmare-hq4oq
    @Nightmare-hq4oq Год назад +2

    runners were bad enough lol.

  • @Legendcpvp123
    @Legendcpvp123 Год назад +3

    This is so true fucking hate donut era kids. Thank you golfeh for this masterpiece

  • @mbz_3895
    @mbz_3895 8 месяцев назад

    2024 newgens: MAINING HOLE cannot flat at all

  • @dropjawed3367
    @dropjawed3367 Год назад +1

    the cocomelon type music in the background got me dying

  • @TyphoonMC
    @TyphoonMC Год назад

    I hate how my friend beats me with ONLY SWORD WHEN I HAVE BEEN OPRACTICING FOR THE PAST TWO FREAKING WEEKS

  • @mesticalic380
    @mesticalic380 Год назад +3

    pearl abusing and mining have become one of the most if not THE most annoying "metas"

    • @Progamezia
      @Progamezia Год назад

      ikr.

    • @Showz497
      @Showz497 Год назад

      I hate meta of peal fasging its so trash and not fun

  • @Sunak546
    @Sunak546 Год назад +2

    3:53 RedWidowSpider half the time 💀

  • @Zickerss
    @Zickerss Год назад +2

    U forgot ab the ht5s that call u a crystal spammer

    • @imamoocow4
      @imamoocow4 11 месяцев назад

      lol thats so true

  • @GreenNinja-qb9kc
    @GreenNinja-qb9kc Год назад +3

    Average W video form Golfeh, btw my favorite was the gap spammer cause that is sooooo true

  • @Chicken69421
    @Chicken69421 Год назад +1

    The" what are Crystals " is so fricking annoying because people allready anchor spammed before the new kb BUT now that anchors deal more kb than Crystals its even more common to see people Anchor Spam and most People just dont use Crystals no more

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp Год назад

      Anchors deal less kb thats y anchor spam is more common in 1.19.4 and more effective.

  • @pcrit
    @pcrit Год назад +5

    Alternative title: reasons why pot is a better gamemode and lokamc is the best server

  • @totally_bubba
    @totally_bubba Год назад +4

    we have gotten to the point of calling eating gaps and using a sword in PVP "cringe" can we please fix this community?

  • @caz404
    @caz404 Год назад +1

    Can u send me the settings for ur crosshair?

  • @bowserbowser
    @bowserbowser Год назад +1

    This is so fucking acurate, kinda sad

  • @Zepicre
    @Zepicre Год назад +1

    despite being newer than some other players (I started 3 years ago) I still like the old-gen meta much more. Out of all my time in CPvP I've hated the newer metas and I want it to be fun like it used to be again 😭 thank you Golfeh for the good video showcasing many of the dislikeable stereotypes

  • @Icoooooo
    @Icoooooo Год назад +1

    Forgot about saying ez to ppl with high ping

  • @1nconceivably
    @1nconceivably Год назад

    1:24 im so sad this just happens, no way of going around it

  • @dumbpixeld5134
    @dumbpixeld5134 Год назад +1

    Honestly the music is so banger for this vid xd btw ily golf

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 Год назад

    the enderman pearl spam is a real one

  • @mesonicbeef7234
    @mesonicbeef7234 Год назад +1

    Bro do dosnet know what flat is Aka Every Mcpvp player

  • @hipnosemc
    @hipnosemc Год назад

    4:22 dude have a glorious model o and cant bring a axe in his kit to stun and crystal lol

  • @based_1914
    @based_1914 Год назад +3

    Straight FACTS

    • @based_1914
      @based_1914 Год назад +4

      You forgot about accusing "cw / skligga / random client" ever 2 seconds tho

  • @petrikhorr
    @petrikhorr Год назад

    this entire video could be people complaining about anchors

  • @imamoocow4
    @imamoocow4 11 месяцев назад

    ive genuinely seen people complain about "crystal spamming" lol

  • @akablizzz
    @akablizzz Год назад +1

    Broo I hate those anchor warriors dude so annoying just spamming anchors they turn it into anchor pvp no longer Cpvp

  • @V2loc1ty
    @V2loc1ty Год назад

    the last one is so true lmfao "get on prac"

  • @kippehz
    @kippehz Год назад +1

    this so real

  • @testmaster11
    @testmaster11 Год назад

    bro istg if i sword someone more then 3times they just run away even if its on prac

  • @eighties-u3q
    @eighties-u3q Год назад +1

    pick mains basically just can't do anything when you stand on their obi LmFAOO

  • @SxftSnxw
    @SxftSnxw 9 месяцев назад

    "pick mains" so like 90% of v+ players

  • @Paborate
    @Paborate Год назад

    nah thats just how dagga normally plays frfr

  • @micahcavell
    @micahcavell 5 месяцев назад

    You forgot one: The kid who freehits in flat

  • @Dmanepic
    @Dmanepic Год назад

    1:39 the embodiment of why I always will use sf

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp Год назад

      Use weakness and sf against those cringe ahh mfs

  • @lixdo9266
    @lixdo9266 Год назад

    This is so real (half the kids in the comments joined 2022 and think they’re old gen)

  • @Iamrealme
    @Iamrealme Год назад

    yo do you know if eternalanarchy will be back up or is it down forever?

  • @marron_hd8159
    @marron_hd8159 Год назад +1

    What if we all just cope

  • @Salerkis
    @Salerkis Год назад +1

    They dig 2 blocks down dig 1 blocj eye level place anchor boom spam crystal so ga

  • @Seasonality6999
    @Seasonality6999 Год назад +1

    This is so true

  • @Lazoh
    @Lazoh Год назад

    how do u get the stuff in top left

  • @mbz_3895
    @mbz_3895 Год назад +1

    HOW AM I BANNED ON YOUR DISCORD FOR ASKING YOU CUSTOMHUD MOD SETTINGS? i wanted to download your dysnasia or something texture pack

  • @Bridge_boi
    @Bridge_boi Год назад +1

    Badass music ngl

  • @mbz_3895
    @mbz_3895 Год назад

    Whats the mod that you have on the top left of your screen called????!?!?

  • @sheepyukomi
    @sheepyukomi Год назад

    lmfao, im literally a new gen and i aint even like this but its so true

  • @lincolncapsalot168
    @lincolncapsalot168 Год назад +1

    wtf Australia called out ?!?!?!?!

  • @Spectrulight
    @Spectrulight Год назад

    noo golfeh called donut smp survival

  • @wbt280
    @wbt280 Год назад +1

    we need part 2

  • @bhupendranayak8006
    @bhupendranayak8006 Год назад

    1:30 my friend :skull:

  • @weeldapig1025
    @weeldapig1025 Год назад

    5:24 could have used a better example donut is prac itself

  • @tocr5724
    @tocr5724 Год назад

    People were s anchoring in 2021 king

  • @velcoz1641
    @velcoz1641 Год назад

    what utils you using mac utils?? lmao

  • @iturewreal
    @iturewreal Год назад +1

    you forgot the 30totem users

    • @Indisputed
      @Indisputed Год назад

      i use 18

    • @DefNotHacks
      @DefNotHacks Год назад

      Same

    • @Rayvenns
      @Rayvenns Год назад +1

      I swear people on catpvp even have shulkers of extra totems every time I enter a duel

    • @DefNotHacks
      @DefNotHacks Год назад

      @@Rayvenns sounds awful, but don't forget the rekitters on uspvp

    • @Ennard_05
      @Ennard_05 Год назад +1

      I use 4 totems.

  • @brianhughes-y3h
    @brianhughes-y3h 5 месяцев назад

    u forgot abt walking totem farms those 21 tot kits are wild

  • @reubengreen4279
    @reubengreen4279 Год назад +1

    I despise pick spammers.

  • @choowb
    @choowb Год назад +1

    Slowfalling? LOL newgen!!!

  • @theefloopsy1
    @theefloopsy1 Год назад +1

    Common dagga and golfeh W

  • @crosstorm7
    @crosstorm7 Год назад

    Accurate 101%

  • @emekius
    @emekius Год назад +1

    yeah nah this one deserves my like

  • @bobbyjeff434
    @bobbyjeff434 Год назад +2

    this is great

  • @Betyarbaszo
    @Betyarbaszo Год назад

    3:57 pov apex

  • @_d0
    @_d0 Год назад

    2:34 i made it into the vid LOL

  • @ILoveDumbCats
    @ILoveDumbCats 10 месяцев назад

    I think oldgens are annoying because they complain when i insta hole but then when i play like they want me to they still complain and call me newgen ☠

    • @Glitchboy_exe
      @Glitchboy_exe 5 месяцев назад

      I took one look at your videos and see the title anchor spamming, makes sense why

  • @henrieiy
    @henrieiy Год назад +1

    Shield camper is so bad on donut

  • @32kpvpontop55
    @32kpvpontop55 Год назад

    holy shit im so glad you made this this is legit all the reasons why i get pissed off at newgens also u forgot the anchor as soon as you get into a match

    • @nedis232cpvp
      @nedis232cpvp Год назад

      Every good player insta-holes bud... xd thinking it's cringe flat main get on V+

    • @32kpvpontop55
      @32kpvpontop55 Год назад

      @@nedis232cpvp ur just a 2023 newgen.

  • @Mooseableg
    @Mooseableg Год назад

    3:57 average abvolt montage😂

    • @dingle9213
      @dingle9213 Год назад

      And now I realize how autistic I play when I do that💀

  • @dapfler1
    @dapfler1 Год назад

    Donut isnt survival tho, its more prac now

  • @Iamrealme
    @Iamrealme Год назад

    when mod release

  • @Lightbulbxmc
    @Lightbulbxmc Год назад

    i use my pick but i dont spam it. do i count as a new gen/ Annoying

  • @voidy4101
    @voidy4101 Год назад

    This is so accurate LOL

  • @yofonl9919
    @yofonl9919 Год назад

    slowfall kinda unnecessary cuz the netherite kb randomization is no more since like 1.18.1 or smth like that