For some reason fundy's impossible difficulty is way less infuriating. My guess is because at least you lose to a game, not to some ultraprivileged idiot
0:01 Your wrong, martin isnt the worst. Because it says that martin beats his kids at chess. This means that his kids are the worst. Unless martin is his kids (which I believe is the case)
0:01 - 0:02 This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million Penguins, and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So, if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese inhabitant will have to battle 42 penguins.
stockfish's code is open source so I could program him to do the worst move according to stockfish every time. but sadly martin is closed source online. To be able to program your ideas I would need a version that is open source offline coded in C or C++
The rook is an elephant. Since the game is from ancient India, they have made the pieces based on their roles in their kingdom, like the bishop is a camel and the queen is actually a minister
pawn at 3:57 promoted to a bishop and said "nah i'd win" and stayed a pawn, and watched as his team suffered without any intent to help them in any way
I tried but the fact they can move THREE WHOLE MOVES. Im so done. Martin actually spared me twice till i accidentally restarted the board in a middle of the match when it took forever to set up
Bro I have already made a chess engine that pops up a chessboard in a window where you can make moves but I still gotta have the code for the Martin bot. Plus thats too many extra rules😂
As someone who has recently programmed their own chess variation, I doubt anyone on earth would agree to sin so much against the chess gods and actually make this into reality
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Martin: I shall now use 1% of my power
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lol
Nah this is 0.2% maximum
℅ (c/o) means care of. Thus, you actually said: Martin: "I shall now use 1 care of of my power"
@@benab3255 So martin shall is 1 care of his power? Wow martin cares! :O
Fundy's impossible difficulty be like:
I agree. This is basically Fundy's impossible difficulty but for chess
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIING
For some reason fundy's impossible difficulty is way less infuriating. My guess is because at least you lose to a game, not to some ultraprivileged idiot
"He gets laughed at by millions of people online"
-only shows videos of levy making fun of him
Videos of levy with millions of views***
“A queen? More like En Passant” is probably the best line in this video
Bro, I I. I beaten mark today 90 times.
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@@tamanreetkaur4007 why did you play him 90 times?? and did he beat u at all?
Finally, Martin gets the respect he deserves
0:01 Your wrong, martin isnt the worst. Because it says that martin beats his kids at chess. This means that his kids are the worst. Unless martin is his kids (which I believe is the case)
Good point
Bro it says i lost to my kids literally bro
y o u ' r e *
Martin "hi I just lost to my 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, ouch.."
0:01 - 0:02 This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million Penguins, and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So, if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese inhabitant will have to battle 42 penguins.
kinda unfair
super relevant
martin finally used the other side of his brain
stockfish's code is open source so I could program him to do the worst move according to stockfish every time. but sadly martin is closed source online. To be able to program your ideas I would need a version that is open source offline coded in C or C++
I can technically do this variant real, but if only i had more time... But, maybe someday i will try
oh eagle wsg
Please tell when you finish it
Nice
Im struggling on this bot! But, a grandmaster once said:
Skill issue you need git gud. - martin.
no way we got chess 2.0
😂 I have a Real one on my channel tho...
The rook is an elephant. Since the game is from ancient India, they have made the pieces based on their roles in their kingdom, like the bishop is a camel and the queen is actually a minister
Its not because in spanish the room is called tower like a tower and it makes sense because it looks like a tower
I still won him😢
He blundered a checkmate because he made a forsed move(en passant)
Imagine martins sacs his queen buts it unprotected so you can’t take it and he wins in his three opening moves
Martin: "Nah,I'd checkmate"
pawn at 3:57 promoted to a bishop and said "nah i'd win" and stayed a pawn, and watched as his team suffered without any intent to help them in any way
Dare you to try and get Magnus Carlsen to play this Martin bot 😂😂
Challenge: Create a stacked pawns of 5 in a chess game (To your opponent)
“He gets laughed at by millions of players across the world”
*Proceeds to show three videos of the same person laughing at him*
kid named video view count :
@@DohPixelheart yeah I know it’s just funny that he just chose Gotham chess videos. Like he could have shown more videos.
I tried but the fact they can move THREE WHOLE MOVES.
Im so done. Martin actually spared me twice till i accidentally restarted the board in a middle of the match when it took forever to set up
Bro I have already made a chess engine that pops up a chessboard in a window where you can make moves but I still gotta have the code for the Martin bot. Plus thats too many extra rules😂
"keep your eyes open..." Now becomes scary quote
4:49 That's how my neighbors plays😭
Martin is actually forty seven million times better than magnus because he intentionally loses to make his kids happy
Mittens: a new challenger.
i never heard of martina lol
ENCROISSANT
Martin learned from his grandparents
Martin:
but i finally grasped it on the verge of death
*The true essence of cursed chess!*
One word: STOCKFISH.
I actually am an HTML programmer. It might take a little bit tho….
Martin is now unstoppable, according to me
well that means i cant fly my car to atlantis to meet the winged gorilla of ireland
5:12 bro i lost by that when i was new
Me :- stockfish I need your help😢
Stockfish:-to defeat whom ? LEELA ZERO OR ALPHA ZERO ?
Me :- Martin!!
Stockfish:-😑😑😑 please kindly quit chess
enter stockfish
It’s basically monster chess and you’re not the monster but it’s ten times harder to beat 😂
The actual worst chess bots are all of the ones before nelson💀💀
Make it like mittens but harder like stockfish+comodo+mittens+max bot+Magnus+ hikaru
As someone who has recently programmed their own chess variation, I doubt anyone on earth would agree to sin so much against the chess gods and actually make this into reality
blud just maked it unfair not actually changes martin himself
Just gonna say all three minor pieces are animals...Rook- Elephant Bishop- Camel and Knight- Horse as you know
Bet i can make that, if i had an open source martin bot
It doesn't really need to be a Martin bot. Just any really bad chess bot with Martin's profile picture 🤫
@@The_Croissant even that lovecraftian cat?
I have a challenge for you: beat martin as black as fast as you can (my record is 14 and martin no longer falls for scholar mate)
Martin: have 250 elo.
I: have 230 elo, and I a bit smarter
Did you increase martin's elo to 'uh oh'?
Welp
Chess while played perfectly is a draw.
go martin vs stockfish *battle of gods*
new marting has a new rank higher than GM (Kingmaster (KM)
Bro make Martin to be respect
Bro you did but gen martin laughing in cornor
Martin using his 0.1% power:
martiin indeed had enough
Even if martin becomrs 350 elo from 250 he will be impossible to beat for me
1 minute team
16 mins
shut up
I love being a person named martin which is also from bulgaria 🇧🇬 💀
martin souls
This literally lets martin win before you can make any move
true "Uh, oh" Elo
Martin is 628 time harder than past and strockfish
What happens if you only have a king and a pawn, you move the pawn to the edge, then Martin doesn't put you in check?
Stalemate 🫠
Is stalemate 0-1 in Martin's favor or is it 0-2 in Martin's favor@@The_Croissant
I really want to play with him
I hope somebody will make this playable
i lost to a game with martin😭
You can play bots with timer
My IPad died when I got an En Passant Check
im so glad i dont have to play like this
give me like 3 months and i programmed it and won against it
Croissant, do you want it to always be white who has the disadvantage, or do you want to be able to switch color?
it should make you play both colors. And martin always has advantage.
@@The_Croissant Ok, I will start working on it
lost motivation yet? If not then good on you.
@@NitroFunWon Still working on it, but I have also gone on vacation for 2 weeks so that took up a lot of time
we need to make his channel blow up
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so that means u need to block every check now
Stock fish vs maten lol
Or... Just give 4 opening moves and make always play scholars mate
Martin has M3 at the beginning of every game and theres nothing you can do about it lol
Martin is sigma 😎
So rooks just cant move? (they spawn in the corners so they can only move at the edges) so we have no rooks now either?
Its possible, if he plays every dumb move in existance
ok im sorry but i have to say it 0:33
where can i play the unbeatable martin
I love pickleball
W creator
So it's basically drawback chess
actually rooks are birds
make them not tired!!!
With this rule can rooks move on a/h file?
en passant is pronounce en passan btw
the rook is a tower
I'm a programer
Can code for him🫡
Imagine Losing to Martin
wait WHAT!
Can you still castle?
Wait is that the background of YFM I’ll be hiring the king of London and make him carry my luggage 3:41 (rich people $hit🤑)
The neighbour's kid:
Not fair!
Oh ya i forgot about that thing i mean martin
this seems okay to me
POV aliens 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀no one can do that💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’m terrified of Martin
when can i play this version
Fine I will do it and publish the game and video at 1k subs
Umm but how do we play this?
8:17
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