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  • Elephant seals rarely cross paths with humans but when they do they can really throw their weight around...
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  • @bbcearth
    @bbcearth  10 дней назад

    Want to know more about elephants? Discover fascinating facts about the largest living land animal with BBC Earth’s Fact Files 🐘
    www.bbcearth.com/factfiles/animals/mammals/elephant

  • @masonr.powers7196
    @masonr.powers7196 5 лет назад +16216

    I love how the guy getting his car smashed looks like this has happened before.

    • @fenrirbaldur1156
      @fenrirbaldur1156 5 лет назад +1286

      It has, I remember seeing that footage before. The town names that seal homer, I think, and he often comes into town and smashes into vehicles.

    • @bruzote
      @bruzote 5 лет назад +850

      @@fenrirbaldur1156 - That's true, I just looked it up. (Thanks for the tip.) He uses the cars for practice! I think that's worse than confusion. Imagine your car being wrecked because an elephant seal just felt like using it for practice.

    • @j-sant-animations8105
      @j-sant-animations8105 5 лет назад +315

      bruzote,
      The people over there: Well at least my car isn’t attacked by a seal. *Gets stabbed randomly instead*

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 5 лет назад +344

      "Hey boss, im gonna be late. An elephant seals on my car again"

    • @jaeson4524
      @jaeson4524 5 лет назад +37

      Fenrir Baldur i hope they don’t hurt him because of that

  • @fbghetto5
    @fbghetto5 4 года назад +7244

    I wanna see more shots of elephant seals ramming cars

    • @fbghetto5
      @fbghetto5 4 года назад +308

      ​@Victor Saucedo I wish I had a car

    • @MuffJohnson
      @MuffJohnson 4 года назад +10

      same lol

    • @memememe633
      @memememe633 4 года назад +10

      Lmfao

    • @IWantToBelieve1
      @IWantToBelieve1 4 года назад +14

      ruclips.net/video/z7KsXwO6Ymw/видео.html

    • @anandkumar7599
      @anandkumar7599 4 года назад +13

      Oh man! I thought I was alone!

  • @MrRedeyedJedi
    @MrRedeyedJedi 4 года назад +7065

    I like how they just lay there grunting and farting.

    • @mladenbro8435
      @mladenbro8435 4 года назад +91

      Why would you like that

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi 4 года назад +520

      @@mladenbro8435 because its funny?

    • @miaraeparson3301
      @miaraeparson3301 4 года назад +213

      Unless an unfamiliar male comes out of nowhere. Then they'll just fart, grunt, and watch two males fight for mating rights.

    • @aaronthingy4396
      @aaronthingy4396 4 года назад +26

      Theyre usernames starts with M except for Me

    • @imkhy1429
      @imkhy1429 4 года назад +23

      @@aaronthingy4396 their*

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 3 года назад +2648

    Imagine chilling on the beach with your friends and some random guy comes up and drugs you and shows you a tooth from one of your dead ancestors.

    • @jortuspelatus7364
      @jortuspelatus7364 3 года назад +225

      Mondays, I swear...

    • @o0hbomb0o
      @o0hbomb0o 3 года назад +121

      Lulz! "You killed grandpa! I'll get you for this! Once I sleep this off..."

    • @UTCSB
      @UTCSB 3 года назад +22

      Alien Greys do the same thing lmao

    • @thirstiestvillager9233
      @thirstiestvillager9233 3 года назад +6

      Whatever, still had sex.

    • @kyhag130
      @kyhag130 3 года назад +3

      Wait what?!

  • @Whattwa
    @Whattwa 4 года назад +4653

    If anyone wants to know about the seal attacking the car it’s name was Homer and it was a juvenile male that hung out in the New Zealand harbour city Gisborne in the early ‘90s. He hung out in the harbour for a couple weeks before moving on to less populated regions. He banged the cars thinking they were competitors

    • @wannabikkit
      @wannabikkit 4 года назад +144

      I thought that was a New Zealand number plate. Didn't know we got seals that big!

    • @Serpillard
      @Serpillard 4 года назад +228

      He was trying to bang his competitors?
      A very confused gaylephant seal then.

    • @boatymcboatface45yearsago59
      @boatymcboatface45yearsago59 4 года назад +79

      What a fucking idiot.

    • @darryldwyer630
      @darryldwyer630 4 года назад +96

      Lmfao im dead... I forgot all about this and his name homer.

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 4 года назад +129

      "Banged the cars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you don't mean what I am thinking lol I'm dying

  • @wilsontheknight
    @wilsontheknight 5 лет назад +6493

    Good luck explaining that to an insurance company

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +649

      "Hello, my car has some damage."
      "Jezus, was your car attacked by an ellephant or something?"
      "Well, you're pretty close about that."

    • @Foxontherun2
      @Foxontherun2 5 лет назад +147

      considering they have a video of it it would be quite easier to explain than a traditional accident back then

    • @mr.e1292
      @mr.e1292 5 лет назад +63

      Farmers Insurance has seen a thing or two

    • @catwoman2329
      @catwoman2329 5 лет назад +13

      Hope they've got Farmers....
      They've seen a thing or two 😉

    • @loktom4068
      @loktom4068 5 лет назад +8

      Then send that bill to MR. BIG NOSE.

  • @Lunies666
    @Lunies666 5 лет назад +13536

    *Its important to respect their personal space*
    Walks right next to them...

    • @danodden9783
      @danodden9783 5 лет назад +457

      What are they gonna do? Run after him?

    • @Lunies666
      @Lunies666 5 лет назад +485

      @@danodden9783 They can't exactly 'run', it is more of a graceful wobbly slither.

    • @danodden9783
      @danodden9783 5 лет назад +204

      @@Lunies666 Bruh. That's my point.

    • @orbonds3603
      @orbonds3603 5 лет назад +99

      And then they shoot one up and stick a thermometer up its ass

    • @DanDAlittleMan
      @DanDAlittleMan 5 лет назад +3

      Lunies ..and touches them

  • @praszu
    @praszu 4 года назад +582

    0:53 the seal is like "I have no idea"

  • @Fugue602
    @Fugue602 8 лет назад +4122

    "we must respect their personal space" *walks right up to them

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 7 лет назад +196

      And gets so close that they start warning him off. Very poor: if an animal is reacting to your presence, you're too close.

    • @hammeringhank5271
      @hammeringhank5271 7 лет назад +98

      And drugs them

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 7 лет назад +30

      beeble2003 so long as he doesn't touch them and right up close the hell be fine, they won't go for him unless he directly ducks with them.

    • @hammeringhank5271
      @hammeringhank5271 7 лет назад +1

      +D. J. Lol

    • @callum31
      @callum31 7 лет назад +1

      Fpsguitar Fpsguitar haha yea I know I'm just messing around in the comments soz

  • @BlinzerOmega
    @BlinzerOmega 6 лет назад +3820

    the guy is just looking at the seal flopping onto his car like "but why are you doing this"

    • @Country1
      @Country1 6 лет назад +69

      Blinzer , Darn, and here I thought they were just donating these to be used as trampolines for the animals enjoyment!😁😁

    • @Spaccaspecchi
      @Spaccaspecchi 6 лет назад +106

      Blinzer 'But why? Why would you do that?'
      - Jontron

    • @zzcrazzprozz
      @zzcrazzprozz 6 лет назад +62

      what do you gain from it?

    • @LolLol-up2oy
      @LolLol-up2oy 5 лет назад +24

      Elites fake news, it was a paid actor.

    • @anthonypetty9288
      @anthonypetty9288 5 лет назад +24

      David Lima that car footage took place in New Zealand and, as far as I can remember, it was on the news so not faked. Happened over 20 years ago from memory.

  • @jupiter7795
    @jupiter7795 8 лет назад +2771

    There just lying around on the beach and suddenly some weird ape-thing comes walking by making noises and gestures at the air.

    • @BolasSpider
      @BolasSpider 8 лет назад +131

      +Jupiter Uuh, ooh, ooh. Eee, eee, eee! Aah, aah, aah!

    • @kerianhalcyon2769
      @kerianhalcyon2769 8 лет назад +195

      +Imperial_orb ...Ting tang, walla walla bing bang?

    • @rvnwy7261
      @rvnwy7261 8 лет назад +6

      Hey, I saw you in a Sinatra video under a comment about spring on jupiter

    • @jupiter7795
      @jupiter7795 8 лет назад +3

      Leslie Chow What's you talkin bout?

    • @goldenwither
      @goldenwither 7 лет назад +31

      Jupiter It's a "popular" place. You can get tours to the elephant seals around there. I saw some people walking around them on their own too. (Aka, I've been there. Hehe) You can't get to close and they'll make like a motor cycle engine noise to warn you off

  • @IDKGeorge123
    @IDKGeorge123 3 года назад +328

    1:42 “Walrein used Body Slam!”
    “It’s not very effective.”

    • @King_Nex
      @King_Nex 3 года назад +43

      Well, yeah. Normal type moves against a Steel type pokemon?

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 3 года назад +15

      Soon gamefreak will get so lazy they will make a *car* pokemon

    • @mss6530
      @mss6530 3 года назад +1

      @@DuskLegend maybe rotom event lol

    • @tedhubertcrusio372
      @tedhubertcrusio372 Год назад

      @@King_Nex They're fighting Dynamaxed Chargabugs.

    • @Undertalefan1-s3e
      @Undertalefan1-s3e 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@DuskLegendbro really predicted the future lmao ( revavroom being an engine Pokemon which is used for team stars vehicles)

  • @mrsteezyoctopus3767
    @mrsteezyoctopus3767 6 лет назад +1886

    Respect their personally space.. As he walks 3 feet from one and gets screamed at.

    • @jeffreyvences4361
      @jeffreyvences4361 6 лет назад +20

      Mr SteezyOctopus Personal*

    • @magicavocado6528
      @magicavocado6528 6 лет назад +4

      Mr SteezyOctopus don't give SJW libtards ideas..

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 5 лет назад +3

      He was more than 3 feet away but the female was nearing him to protect her young

    • @Adam-cj2jg
      @Adam-cj2jg 5 лет назад +3

      Just like fat women in real life 💀

  • @SOLACEISHERE
    @SOLACEISHERE 7 лет назад +28439

    oh my lord the thumbnail isn't fake

    • @ashokgurung2632
      @ashokgurung2632 6 лет назад +459

      Deavon Manson lol yeah.

    • @cherylsullivan9057
      @cherylsullivan9057 6 лет назад +896

      Today we're going to be learning about the Squidward seal

    • @misterman1371
      @misterman1371 6 лет назад +264

      The thumbnail can be played as a gif if you hover over it..

    • @afk-night-ratz6329
      @afk-night-ratz6329 6 лет назад +37

      Deavon Manson your not kidding

    • @franzfanz
      @franzfanz 6 лет назад +379

      I think that happened in New Zealand. We have a reasonably large elephant seal population and they occasionally cause trouble, but it's not like you can argue with them.

  • @nikosorf4250
    @nikosorf4250 6 лет назад +3540

    The way the narrator gets scared by any sudden movement of the seals as he walks by them is priceless

    • @boonboon89
      @boonboon89 5 лет назад +281

      I would too...

    • @zobrombie3023
      @zobrombie3023 5 лет назад +91

      They're not land mammals. You can out run them easily.

    • @benvanderwoude4484
      @benvanderwoude4484 5 лет назад +1

      Indrid Cold I suspect you are projecting you cheap shot half wit.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 5 лет назад +2

      Can it. I weigh more than you, but can easily move faster than you, including stairs. Yeesh the arrogance of dainty people like you. Do you need someone to hold your umbrella for you in the rain, as you can't lift it yourself?

    • @ShiroRyu927
      @ShiroRyu927 5 лет назад +78

      It's a totally understandable reflex-- he knows they're big and dangerous, so flinching when they move is just natural and automatic

  • @nutsandbolts1264
    @nutsandbolts1264 3 года назад +212

    I'm laughing at this elephant seal, he's just making fun of them like "look John I'm wrecking you're car and you can't do SH#T!" with a giant smile on his face 😂

  • @justsomeonewithayoutubeacc7409
    @justsomeonewithayoutubeacc7409 4 года назад +3128

    “If that was propelled at me I wouldn’t last a second”.
    *video abruptly ends*

    • @randomreacts4931
      @randomreacts4931 4 года назад +59

      Is he okay?

    • @bluee112_aj
      @bluee112_aj 4 года назад +25

      Johnny Bee Goode lol yes if this man died it would be kind of a big deal

    • @alleniversonisabeast
      @alleniversonisabeast 4 года назад +35

      The way he flinched while holding the tooth 😂😂😂 yup he ded

    • @mindyourhealth6646
      @mindyourhealth6646 4 года назад +6

      @@alleniversonisabeast I was thinking the same haha this was filmed a few years ago though. Steve backshal

    • @bubblegumpop078
      @bubblegumpop078 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

  • @Kapa115
    @Kapa115 4 года назад +3526

    Elephant seals look like elephants without bones just laying on the floor

  • @i6tir
    @i6tir 6 лет назад +1992

    1:41 Try explaining this to your insurance company...

    • @SemperDascal
      @SemperDascal 6 лет назад +24

      lmasoo

    • @JohnDoe-kg5zm
      @JohnDoe-kg5zm 5 лет назад +46

      best joke, this is why i love internet)

    • @rowdyyeets4532
      @rowdyyeets4532 5 лет назад +131

      "Hello, State Farm? No, he wasn't wearing khakis. In fact, he wasn't wearing pants. He beat my car up and then dove off the pier. PLEASE, BELiEVE ME!!!"

    • @rogersmith3295
      @rogersmith3295 5 лет назад +53

      That's probably why he was recording. 🤣

    • @jessrepp6725
      @jessrepp6725 5 лет назад +54

      State Farm: and we covered it! “A sealed deal,” we know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.
      *we are farmers, bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum*

  • @Savorychicken41
    @Savorychicken41 3 года назад +179

    He should have said “ you have to respect their space” while standing on one 😂

  • @wannabecriminalman
    @wannabecriminalman 5 лет назад +5304

    *Attaches huge nose to a seal*
    "There, now it's art!"

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews 5 лет назад +840

    "Don't mess with elephant seals!"
    *Messes with elephant seals*

  • @chrishalliday748
    @chrishalliday748 4 года назад +1694

    This is one of those rare occasions where the video totally delivered what the thumbnail promised.

    • @yungpapi
      @yungpapi 3 года назад +16

      Lmao FR!

    • @namelessgrace6319
      @namelessgrace6319 2 года назад +9

      Right!?! I did not think that it would be the case! 😁😁😁😁

    • @KennyJohnson-ym6ux
      @KennyJohnson-ym6ux Год назад +8

      Oh, I was expecting a seal in traffic that was going to shut down the entire road system for the state.

    • @MasterYoda389
      @MasterYoda389 Год назад +11

      true , immediately thought it was a fake thumbnail... but nope D:
      That IS surprising.

    • @KennyJohnson-ym6ux
      @KennyJohnson-ym6ux Год назад +2

      @@MasterYoda389 Due to me being blind as a bat, I thought that was a scene of a car in traffic with one in front of it.

  • @cerisehadley3826
    @cerisehadley3826 3 года назад +30

    1:32 are we gonna ignore how it stares through our soul?

  • @truthtopower1662
    @truthtopower1662 4 года назад +2703

    Insurance Agent: "EXCUSE ME????"
    Car owner: "I swear it was a seal!"

    • @bryamvasquez3057
      @bryamvasquez3057 4 года назад +11

      @@bskee001 You really thought that was funny

    • @bskee001
      @bskee001 4 года назад +7

      Bryam Vasquez Alriiiight, I knew it was a retarded joke and not funny. I was just stretching too hard. 😔

    • @bryamvasquez3057
      @bryamvasquez3057 4 года назад +10

      Yeah sorry bro. Just delete the comment and you good.

    • @bskee001
      @bskee001 4 года назад +13

      @@bryamvasquez3057 LMAO! Okaaayyy...

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 4 года назад +7

      truthtopower at farmers they’ve seen it all because they’ve covered it all.

  • @MichaelWilliams-mo1vv
    @MichaelWilliams-mo1vv 4 года назад +847

    The guys getting their cars smashed, it's like another day at the office.

    • @emmanuelm2291
      @emmanuelm2291 4 года назад +38

      The guy in the red sweater was kinda just like " I really wish he wouldn't do that."

    • @joshuah47
      @joshuah47 4 года назад +9

      What are they gonna do, fight a 4-ton animal? 😂

    • @rambunctiousmedia3350
      @rambunctiousmedia3350 4 года назад +4

      ELEPHANT SEAL: "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" (caves in the front of the offender's car with a belly slam, setting off the air bags)

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад

      @@joshuah47 I mean it's slow so...

    • @Toxic2T
      @Toxic2T 4 года назад

      Poor fucking Taunus..

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 8 лет назад +4396

    Hello......yes, All-State, my car was just assaulted by a giant water sausage, I'm covered right

    • @zroberts02
      @zroberts02 7 лет назад +209

      Dalton Pinell 😂 giant water sausage..

    • @eggyofficial
      @eggyofficial 7 лет назад +22

      Dalton Pinell nation side is on your side

    • @brebre1366
      @brebre1366 7 лет назад +15

      011 *nation wide lol

    • @princetonhill4285
      @princetonhill4285 7 лет назад +124

      Nation Side is on your wide.

    • @bishop1029
      @bishop1029 7 лет назад +16

      Dalton Pinell ...i believe farmers covers elephant seal damage.

  • @SgtSoda
    @SgtSoda 3 года назад +314

    “The grizzly bear is the largest land predator!”
    *Polar Bear* “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @azeemsyed8550
      @azeemsyed8550 3 года назад +24

      Pretty sure they're classified as marine mammals

    • @Th0ughtf0rce
      @Th0ughtf0rce 2 года назад +60

      Unless he meant the Alaskan grizzly (aka Kodiak) bear, which rivals the polar bear in size.

    • @azeemsyed8550
      @azeemsyed8550 2 года назад +12

      @@Th0ughtf0rce True. In terms of which is the biggest, they're pretty much interchangeable

    • @grimm6jack
      @grimm6jack 2 года назад +30

      The Grizzly from the Alaska can be as large as a Polar Bear. Their average sizes and the largest specimens have been pretty much about the same.
      Neither is anywhere near as large as a Southern Elephant Seal MALE.

    • @KaotikBOOO
      @KaotikBOOO 2 года назад +10

      The head of a polar bear seems thinner than a grizzly bear though
      But anyway, yup the polar bear isn't considered a land predator, it's a marine predator
      Not that it can't hunt on land at all, but they usually don't because their main prey are fatty animals (especially seals) that they hunt on drifting ice in winter and they pretty much spend the summer starving
      Note that even though it's shorter, the grizzly bear is the most likely winner in case they were to meet, polar bears are way better hunters due mainly to their nose but the grizzly bear is way more muscular

  • @DonutMaple
    @DonutMaple 5 лет назад +3118

    *sees the thumbnail
    This gotta be fake huh
    Wait it's from BBC Earth??
    Holy shit it's real

  • @BonazaiGirl
    @BonazaiGirl 8 лет назад +2288

    How would you explain to your vehicle insurance company that your car got totaled by an angry elephant seal? Is there even coverage for that in that country?

    • @zzcrazzprozz
      @zzcrazzprozz 8 лет назад +415

      especially if you didn't know what it was called. my car was destroyed by a gigantic monster elephant with no legs.....hello?

    • @blossomwing9910
      @blossomwing9910 8 лет назад +13

      +jonah holmes Lol XD

    • @bradebronson8835
      @bradebronson8835 8 лет назад +179

      Yes, you can purchase that along with volcano and alien attack insurance.

    • @blossomwing9910
      @blossomwing9910 8 лет назад +1

      :3

    • @JOhnDoe-nl4wj
      @JOhnDoe-nl4wj 8 лет назад +81

      Just worked my way through my grandma's insurences (no, she ain't dead, just revisiting old contracts).
      Turns out she actually has an insurance to pay for damage cause by uninsuranced planecrashes. I kid you not.

  • @caprisanzari1959
    @caprisanzari1959 5 лет назад +1723

    Can you imagine having to call your insurance company and tell them that your car sustained damage from an elephant seal trying to dominate it???

    • @johnwayne9000
      @johnwayne9000 5 лет назад +62

      They're probably familiar with it by now considering it's not the first time that particular seal did that to someone's car

    • @Jeffery53
      @Jeffery53 5 лет назад +28

      He called Farmers Insurance and they laughed and then hung up on him.

    • @WontSmith
      @WontSmith 5 лет назад +2

      Stolen comment

    • @caprisanzari1959
      @caprisanzari1959 5 лет назад +9

      Won't Smith TF you talking about? 🤔 I had a thought and wrote it down. Matter of fact “Stolen Comment” has been written a thousand other times on RUclips soooooo is your comment stolen too?!

    • @caprisanzari1959
      @caprisanzari1959 5 лет назад +3

      Won't Smith Also my comment was written 6 months ago and the other one was written 4 months ago, so mine was written first you idiot

  • @MrZillas
    @MrZillas 3 года назад +33

    Insurance: So, what happened to your car?
    Owner: It was a.... sea elefant.
    Insurance: Sure....

  • @anovosedlik
    @anovosedlik 4 года назад +1424

    1:47 The expression you make when the absolute absurdity of life finally sinks in.

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 года назад +45

      2:55 The expression you make when the absolute absurdity of life finally sinks in.

    • @JackFrostIsHere
      @JackFrostIsHere 4 года назад +3

      Still a better expression than you make when someone is "ramming" you during "that" time, Bella

    • @anovosedlik
      @anovosedlik 4 года назад +2

      @@i.i.iiii.i.i Touché
      !

    • @squab154
      @squab154 4 года назад +2

      Camus made some points. This shit all just crazy huh

    • @anovosedlik
      @anovosedlik 4 года назад

      squab1 F*** yeah! If you’re a fan of him, have you read ‘Lyrical and Critical Essays’? It’s phenomenal.

  • @maevab2923
    @maevab2923 4 года назад +3667

    Dog : woof
    Cat : meow
    Seal : egg
    Elephant seal : *E X T R E M E B U R P I N G S O U N D S*

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 4 года назад +53

      Elephant seal : **
      My friend : Hold my beer.

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 4 года назад +12

      Dammmnnnn -garbiel iglesias

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 4 года назад +11

      Sea lion: Orrr! Orrr!
      Leopard seal: GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH

    • @romanhurtado2828
      @romanhurtado2828 4 года назад +8

      Elephant Seal: Haha big nose go brrrrrrrrrr

    • @TheUsername217
      @TheUsername217 4 года назад +2

      Elephant Seal: Your mom

  • @typedersen
    @typedersen 4 года назад +681

    Imagine trying to sleep on the beach and you just hear brrrrrrrrrrr

  • @carolhunt2023
    @carolhunt2023 2 года назад +16

    Dude. My mother was a docent at the elephant seal park in San Simeon, California. People are not allowed to get on the beach with them. Despite their enormous size, they are extremely fast on land (can out run you) and the males are brutal, especially in mating season. Two children were mauled to death before that part of the coast was sanctioned off for the seals. I hope this doesn’t set a precedence for others to walk on the beach with them.

  • @UnikOne
    @UnikOne 4 года назад +3016

    I gained 50lbs and suddenly this was recommended to me. What are they trying to say???

    • @koolaidman6251
      @koolaidman6251 4 года назад +416

      Destroy a car with your bulk, obviously!!

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema 3 года назад +52

      Congratulations by the way

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 года назад +82

      Post pandemic bulking

    • @nubslayerex
      @nubslayerex 3 года назад +27

      @Stefan Goerke Typically, elephant seals smack eachother with their necks, so that would be a sight to see.

    • @Jspore-ip5rk
      @Jspore-ip5rk 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @veeseee128
    @veeseee128 7 лет назад +259

    I bet when they sneeze its like getting hit in the face with a jet dart of air.

    • @darsVl
      @darsVl 7 лет назад

      ventnor lol

    • @legend2533
      @legend2533 7 лет назад

      WHAT UP?
      Can be an exhaust of a lambo v10

  • @darkinstinctful123
    @darkinstinctful123 8 лет назад +1429

    The Question is, Can I Ride it to Battle???

    • @stefansalvatierra4913
      @stefansalvatierra4913 8 лет назад +230

      Spongebob narrator: Two Hours Later...

    • @nuezacarlo2712
      @nuezacarlo2712 8 лет назад +49

      its way more jumpy than that of a bronco.... better put on some hot glue on your pants then stick it on the skin of this animal haha..

    • @thereservationatdorsia2618
      @thereservationatdorsia2618 7 лет назад +3

      YAH! Got ye the 80th like.

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 7 лет назад +37

      Evan Khan i think it would be more useful as a battle jetski.

    • @bigb3997
      @bigb3997 7 лет назад +11

      Evan Khan no but u can stick a suicide vest to it

  • @Normalizethis
    @Normalizethis 2 года назад +27

    I had the pleasure of mingling among these beasts in the first few years that they began to arrive at San Simeon, in the early 90s. There was no other human in sight. What an incredible, unforgettable, experience.

    • @dalab9716
      @dalab9716 Год назад +2

      Cool experience, it's organized now, with boardwalks and fencing. Probably a good idea now that so many people are trying to get photos while they tongue kiss a bison in Yellowstone. It's still sweet up there on the Central Coast, Cambria and the other little towns, started going up in the 80's but didn't go see the seals until recently.

  • @bubblinbrownsugar616
    @bubblinbrownsugar616 8 лет назад +4032

    Just when I thought the thumbnail was a fake....

    • @steelersguy74
      @steelersguy74 8 лет назад +99

      Ha, me too.

    • @savagebeastxl9670
      @savagebeastxl9670 7 лет назад +16

      bubblinbrownsugar616 dude this is me in a nutshell

    • @savagebeastxl9670
      @savagebeastxl9670 7 лет назад +26

      bubblinbrownsugar616 dude this is me in a nutshell

    • @CookieMonster-rs2vj
      @CookieMonster-rs2vj 7 лет назад +67

      bubblinbrownsugar616
      LOL. Same. I was mad at BBC for misleading and was going to unsubscribe when I saw the thumbnail.😂

    • @mbwilson2625
      @mbwilson2625 7 лет назад +8

      Alexandra Geirsdóttir..... That means likely fake.

  • @Rhyza13
    @Rhyza13 8 лет назад +362

    I never realized just how big they were. Damn.

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 4 года назад +1682

    Ultimate dare: Walk through there disguised as a female elephant seal.

  • @senorbiggums1272
    @senorbiggums1272 3 года назад +74

    2:30 “The bigger they are, the better their chances for success”
    Humans: “maybe we are not so different after all ”

    • @RegzalTG
      @RegzalTG 3 года назад +4

      Tallest human ever:yesnt

    • @aguyonasiteontheinternet
      @aguyonasiteontheinternet 3 года назад +9

      @@RegzalTG he was talking about something else.

    • @ishrendon6435
      @ishrendon6435 Год назад +1

      ​@aguyonasiteontheinternet578 although no evidence bigger gets you more success lol

    • @ishrendon6435
      @ishrendon6435 Год назад

      ​@@aguyonasiteontheinternetif anything probably not because its rare

    • @aguyonasiteontheinternet
      @aguyonasiteontheinternet Год назад

      @@ishrendon6435 Let me introduce you to this funny little thing called joking. It’s a lot, I know, but you’ll get used to it after a while.

  • @spoiledlasagne5879
    @spoiledlasagne5879 4 года назад +2228

    nobody:
    the guy getting his car smashed: just another Tuesday....

    • @iceychill2125
      @iceychill2125 4 года назад +9

      This comment was just stolen from the other one above. Lmao be original

    • @spoiledlasagne5879
      @spoiledlasagne5879 4 года назад +14

      IceyChill, first off there’s probably tons of this comment on this video.
      And second off, the comment you saw is above but I haven’t seen a single one like this

    • @SpaceT3ddy
      @SpaceT3ddy 4 года назад

      IceyChill liar

    • @yejikim3481
      @yejikim3481 4 года назад +1

      Well now u know what its like to live in NZ

    • @iceychill2125
      @iceychill2125 4 года назад

      @@SpaceT3ddy quit getting mad kid. It's the truth 11 year old shithead.

  • @Silkendrum
    @Silkendrum 8 лет назад +511

    These clips all end too soon....

  • @belle369
    @belle369 4 года назад +1324

    Imagine aliens coming to Earth and seeing these giant potato looking creatures with big noses

    • @poke6013
      @poke6013 4 года назад +10

      Ratt Pakk we shouldn’t classify a group into one stereotype I have plenty alien friend s who are good looking

    • @SMACKADOOS
      @SMACKADOOS 4 года назад

      “ꕥꕥꨄ, What the fuck is this?“

    • @anthonydesroches785
      @anthonydesroches785 4 года назад +2

      @Rátt Pâkk yes klingon woman they are super hot!!!!!

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 4 года назад +3

      Alien captain : Frank you told me they are our size!
      Frank : Clearly they are...as far as you are concerned, your Highness.

    • @paulhyde8817
      @paulhyde8817 4 года назад +4

      Hey leave the Brits out of this

  • @randomvintagefilm273
    @randomvintagefilm273 3 года назад +80

    Man calling his insurance company: "Yeah, you're probably not going to believe this but....

    • @DogFoxHybrid
      @DogFoxHybrid 3 года назад

      I don't know about cars and elephant seals, but sea lions get onto docks and boats all the time all along the California coast.

    • @tomatochemist
      @tomatochemist 2 месяца назад

      Our insurance company used to send out a newsletter every year with the funniest reasons for claims. It wouldn’t surprise me to see “attacked by seal” on there one day.

  • @southflo4009
    @southflo4009 5 лет назад +566

    Nobody: *plans on messing with them*
    BBC Earth: DONT MESS WITH ELEPHANT SEALS

    • @SuperBhavanishankar
      @SuperBhavanishankar 4 года назад +1

      @@The-wo2lq lol

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 4 года назад +6

      Kerberos panzer cop Except this guy actually used it right.

    • @truewerf4413
      @truewerf4413 4 года назад

      Should have died lmfao. THATS YOUR OPINION

  • @koyetijja8228
    @koyetijja8228 4 года назад +283

    2:54 if he just wanted to listen to the air resonating around a huge nose I could have just recorded my dad snoring for half the price

  • @artbybunny3093
    @artbybunny3093 4 года назад +544

    Elephant seal: *sees car*
    Elephant seal: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHAL BE LEGENDARY!

    • @techguy6241
      @techguy6241 4 года назад +2

      Stolen From Kung Fu Panda 1, Tai Lung vs Po.

    • @leonjakobs6241
      @leonjakobs6241 4 года назад +20

      @@techguy6241 that's not stolen, that's a reference...

    • @Grug_Crood
      @Grug_Crood 4 года назад +5

      @@leonjakobs6241 and a meme

    • @kachowgang808yt4
      @kachowgang808yt4 4 года назад +1

      @@techguy6241do.... you know what a meme is?

    • @fartbarrels7421
      @fartbarrels7421 4 года назад

      TechGuy tai ping only said that when fighting the furious five and not during his fight with po

  • @KemoTherapy69
    @KemoTherapy69 3 года назад +178

    “This gigantic skull must come from a prehistoric dinosaur.. a sabertooth cat perhaps”
    *intelligence 100*

    • @bobbyknuckles6380
      @bobbyknuckles6380 3 года назад +26

      This is proper english. He is saying two different examples. Another way of wording this would be “... prehistoric dinosaur.. or maybe a sabertooth cat.” Maybe goes before the new option while perhaps comes after, but they both have the same meaning. Another example “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?”

    • @AuNinjamuffin
      @AuNinjamuffin 3 года назад +5

      @@bobbyknuckles6380 Mr. Whittaker, I think his comment is not regarding the grammar, but rather that sabertooth cats are not dinosaurs

    • @bobbyknuckles6380
      @bobbyknuckles6380 3 года назад +21

      @@AuNinjamuffin The grammar proves that the speaker doesnt think so either

    • @shizar998
      @shizar998 3 года назад +8

      @@AuNinjamuffin the grammar proves the point, consider his example, “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?” he is not saying that tea is coffee, just like steve isnt saying a sabertooth cat is a dinosaur.

    • @excuseme5086
      @excuseme5086 3 года назад +2

      @@AuNinjamuffin Bruh, that's the point. It's not meant to be the same, what do you mean?

  • @bobthebuilder8619
    @bobthebuilder8619 4 года назад +589

    The car owner was like,"Just tell me when you're done."
    😂😂😀😂😂

    • @laken1804
      @laken1804 3 года назад +19

      Now the insurance company is another matter.

  • @amihland
    @amihland 8 лет назад +245

    1:46 "how am I going to explain this, to the insurance"

  • @angusschlievert7929
    @angusschlievert7929 5 лет назад +217

    "Just checking ur suspension dude chill"

  • @su-rv2uq
    @su-rv2uq 3 года назад +19

    If this was filmed at Ano Nuevo, an elephant seal preserve, you can walk among them but you are supposed to keep a distance of 20 feet from any of them. They are amazing to see, and those adult males can move faster than you think!

  • @ruben3860
    @ruben3860 4 года назад +276

    I had no idea they were that big, whenever I see pictures of them they’re always on a beach where you can’t compare them to anything else, so seeing them next to a car or person was shocking!

    • @niphotwala188
      @niphotwala188 Год назад +21

      And that was a juvenile, not a fully grown bull.

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache Год назад +2

      Same. Plus the photographers/videographers were (understandably) always from quite a distance from the seals so they look smaller in the photos/videos I've seen.

  • @saheliza7431
    @saheliza7431 6 лет назад +822

    1:42 getting into my Uber after a night of drinking

  • @llilmaz
    @llilmaz 5 лет назад +455

    First ever video I’ve come across that isn’t clickbait

  • @kgunitkeese17
    @kgunitkeese17 3 года назад +6

    “I’m telling you! The damage to my car was done by an elephant seal!”
    “Right. You’re paying the full amount.”

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 7 лет назад +2078

    "Hello, yes my car was assaulted by an elephant seal."
    "Can you tell what kind it was?"
    "Umm, a southern elephant seal?"
    "I'm sorry, but our policy only covers northern elephant seals."

    • @Jaydo808
      @Jaydo808 6 лет назад +48

      That shit was dry

    • @SaretGnasoh
      @SaretGnasoh 6 лет назад +1

      lololol

    • @frogman3740
      @frogman3740 6 лет назад +65

      Elephant seal insurance. I can imagine a geico commercial where the gecko gets chased by a elephant seal lol

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 6 лет назад +35

      aubergine man
      This would be better as a farmer's insurance company commercial. You have the seal slam his weight against the fender till it breaks a fender. Voice "elephant seal attack. We cover it all because we've seen it all close.

    • @craggywag5482
      @craggywag5482 6 лет назад +8

      RazorBeak makes sense cuz they can’t deal with southern elephant seals cuz they bigger

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 7 лет назад +592

    You gotta love the reaction of the guy in red at 1:46. "Well I'll be damned."

    • @Luremaster
      @Luremaster 6 лет назад +1

      The King of the Penguins bnennbbnn

    • @Luaksz
      @Luaksz 6 лет назад +16

      He looks like bill Murray

    • @kinghailz786
      @kinghailz786 6 лет назад +1

      What about bin laden at the back?

    • @madfire8403
      @madfire8403 6 лет назад +5

      My car!!!!! 😱

    • @johnnybaker4934
      @johnnybaker4934 6 лет назад

      weird how he looks like bill murray too 2 seconds after looking at him!

  • @SuperLuffy101
    @SuperLuffy101 8 лет назад +104

    "THIS IS MY SWAMP"--Elephant seal probably at 1:44

  • @Emperorhirohito19272
    @Emperorhirohito19272 3 года назад +68

    I thought he was going to say “thanks to scientists from the university of California, I will be able to safely fight an elephant seal myself”

  • @eeeeyoooo
    @eeeeyoooo 8 лет назад +303

    the host was shocked every time the elephant seal made a small movement haha

    • @bojana1752
      @bojana1752 8 лет назад +94

      I would be too honestly.

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot 8 лет назад +98

      +eeeeyoooo Three tons of highly territorial blubber and muscle that spends its whole life locked in a bloody struggle for supremacy? I'd be wary too.

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 8 лет назад

      +Sun Brolem The biggest male wouldn't be much of a match against a shotgun.

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot 8 лет назад +5

      Kaiser Frost
      Yeah but... You know where this is though right

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 8 лет назад

      Sun Brolem A no-gun country?

  • @francisdollarhyde5389
    @francisdollarhyde5389 6 лет назад +1684

    survival of the fattest!

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 5 лет назад +113

      Frances Dollarhyde survival of the thiccest

    • @mehmetgurdal
      @mehmetgurdal 5 лет назад +9

      @@EnderGoku9001 oh yeah :D

    • @ellanica
      @ellanica 5 лет назад +21

      i finally found a contest i could win :D

    • @jagermaster1758
      @jagermaster1758 5 лет назад +6

      i wonder how their meat taste like

    • @user-Void-Star
      @user-Void-Star 5 лет назад +1

      Thank goodness there is no Hyena and lions exit there otherwise it would be extinct.

  • @vlnt9284
    @vlnt9284 5 лет назад +327

    Well... now we know elephant seals hate cars

    • @Bingojingo646
      @Bingojingo646 5 лет назад +12

      It's because the doors were too small, for it to enter and the driver did not give a lift!!👻

    • @trunksfutureprinceofhype4385
      @trunksfutureprinceofhype4385 5 лет назад +1

      Fair enough, I’m more of an Esidisi guy myself.

    • @gavinlightfoot5521
      @gavinlightfoot5521 5 лет назад

      The seal literally weighs more than those cars.

  • @neotropos
    @neotropos 4 года назад +12

    Now I know where the inspiration for Jabba the Hutt came from

  • @tkmaz
    @tkmaz 8 лет назад +545

    "Inside that mouth are 4 canine teeth that look a little bit like that."
    A BANANA!

    • @paleonews2124
      @paleonews2124 8 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @akward1069
      @akward1069 8 лет назад

      tkmaz if it's a joke I get it if it's not still get it

    • @dvanderhoof
      @dvanderhoof 7 лет назад +2

      tkmaz a fellow 9gagger?

  • @brianneh1547
    @brianneh1547 4 года назад +441

    3:20
    Elephant Seal: *breathes*
    Reporter: *flinches*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danalexpiano
      @danalexpiano 4 года назад +6

      Brianne Ellyse Hart I was sure I will find comment like this :-D

    •  4 года назад +2

      jajajajajajajajajaj

    • @RachelTheWoodlandRanger
      @RachelTheWoodlandRanger 4 года назад +12

      With good reason. I would have jumped backwards probably XD

    • @magicarp79
      @magicarp79 4 года назад +6

      If it sounded like revving a Harley, I'd jump too.

    • @WRUScrumhalf
      @WRUScrumhalf 4 года назад +5

      Well Steve knows these animals and if a massive elephant seal made a big grunt at you would you flinch? I think so. But still it is funny!

  • @VarietyVideoGamer
    @VarietyVideoGamer 8 лет назад +832

    jabba the hutt?

    • @ohdamnitsthatguy60
      @ohdamnitsthatguy60 8 лет назад +4

      +White Chocolate Surfers and a lot others too. It depends where you live.

    • @VetAnimalGuy
      @VetAnimalGuy 8 лет назад +57

      Too much Pizza Hut.

    • @paleonews2124
      @paleonews2124 8 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @gonkdroid6301
      @gonkdroid6301 7 лет назад +4

      VarietyVideoGamer more like jabba's hut

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 6 лет назад

      Obligatory: too much Pizza Hut-- oddly enough, they basically eat fish. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of low-calorie, low-fat fish. LOTS. Calories count. Also--genetics. Let's face it, their genetics are all geared to give them that smooth, round, blubbery juiciness.
      They also like fish fingers and would no doubt enjoy some human fingers if you start petting the babies. Mmmmm, human fingers! Snap! YUM!

  • @Liam94Smith
    @Liam94Smith 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Some prehistoric dinosaur! A sabretooth car perhaps?!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 4 года назад +513

    Seal: *Slaps roof of car*
    Seal: “This bad boy can fit so much dents on it!”

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 4 года назад +5

      Yet, there wasn’t much damage. The windshield didn’t even break. These guys must be bottom heavy.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 года назад

      @@sludge4125 yeah, the males weigh 10,000 pounds but he wasn't putting all his weight on the car.

  • @markop.7315
    @markop.7315 4 года назад +2184

    0:59
    “Did that modafoka just called me an elephant?”
    (Edit): some modafokas are really good at maths in the comments
    [😂]^(😂*10)= (🤣)^100

  • @hotsawce3546
    @hotsawce3546 4 года назад +554

    2:35 me during quarantine

  • @anthonysmith1228
    @anthonysmith1228 3 года назад +7

    And they said I was a fool for getting elephant seal insurance...

  • @anonnada2107
    @anonnada2107 5 лет назад +191

    1:49 me waiting for the doors of McDonald’s to open

    • @orbonds3603
      @orbonds3603 5 лет назад +6

      1:49 the look on your face when you bend over and stare at your festering bunghole in the mirror

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 4 года назад +4

      *_Fatass_*

    • @MicJackson58
      @MicJackson58 4 года назад +3

      Thomas Bangalter LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @skromny987
      @skromny987 4 года назад

      @Anon Nada buy a car you would't must whait for open the door / 24 drive mc :)

  • @yadhirahernandez363
    @yadhirahernandez363 4 года назад +128

    “If that was propelled at me, I wouldn’t last a second”
    Video cuts right after😂

  • @UsernameInvalidTHIS
    @UsernameInvalidTHIS 6 лет назад +263

    2:45 Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

    • @phobiahd9954
      @phobiahd9954 5 лет назад +5

      Everynight i can feel my *L E G*

  • @DTylerFultzVA
    @DTylerFultzVA 5 дней назад

    Imagine being late to work and trying to explain to your boss that your reason for tardiness is "a giant seal sumo-slammed my car for hours".

  • @chococo3066
    @chococo3066 6 лет назад +338

    2:34 Me rn

  • @Pugalicious1233
    @Pugalicious1233 7 лет назад +553

    EXCUSE ME SIR I MUST REQUEST YOU RELOCATE THIS MOTORIZED VEHICLE 🚗

    • @lewisistic
      @lewisistic 6 лет назад +16

      Pugalicious PULVERIZED

    • @matyaskassay4346
      @matyaskassay4346 6 лет назад +7

      That's what he said, but those dumb two legged creatures didn't understand somehow.

  • @theartsyzoologist
    @theartsyzoologist 4 года назад +38

    The Elephant Seal smashing the cars was named Humphrey, my mother said she had witnessed tourists trying to take photos with him as he ventured into Tauranga Harbour and he almost squished them as he rolled onto his side to stretch. He became quite popular within the Bay, separated from his harem, he frequented gully's, streams or creeks and at one point made his way onto a dairy farm where he would stalk cows and attempt to court them or size them out. He now has a sculpture in KatiKati in his commemoration.

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 Год назад +4

      what on earth do the Seal see in cows? Court them?! 😂

  • @SCREEVER333
    @SCREEVER333 3 года назад +7

    I live in a harbor in NorCal. I’m a transplant from Minnesota. Found this seal yesterday by my mailbox on the boat launch. It looked like a baby with these huge eyes but was a massive being. Since it was on the launch my wife called a local biologist and we were told it’s a young shedding elephant seal. Very cool. It was seeming kinda sick. Turns out, she was basically on the period and was ichy as hell. Just hung up a sign saying...
    “Hey! I’m a sea elephant that’s shedding. Leave me alone.”
    She was gone by morning. Very strange creatures. Very cool.

  • @treatb09
    @treatb09 7 лет назад +81

    training their slam attack for the pokemon league

  • @ismail3861
    @ismail3861 5 лет назад +504

    Farting from your mouth. Exclusive talent
    Hats off to you

    • @cduplock6823
      @cduplock6823 5 лет назад +17

      Sayed Ismail I dunno.. I’ve heard a lot of people talk shit so there’s a high chance of some farting from the mouth

    • @niphotwala188
      @niphotwala188 4 года назад +4

      Isn't that burping?

    • @aclotheatingmoth
      @aclotheatingmoth 4 года назад

      Simon pressed the gold buzzer

    • @SK-pj8mg
      @SK-pj8mg 4 года назад

      Asda so u are saying you dont fart with mouth? wth

  • @Arachnes_Corner
    @Arachnes_Corner 5 лет назад +67

    -"it's important to respect their personal space"
    -walks directly through the herd

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 года назад +4

      Their personal space is very similar to our personal space, people walking past other people 2 feet or more, not a problem, people setting up camp next you within that 2 feet, you're going to do something, people come up to you and start trying to pat you, you're gunna be WTF BRO... Stop trying to be so dramatic...

  • @Jackjln27
    @Jackjln27 4 года назад +190

    1:48 this poor guy is just scratching his head as his vehicle is being crushed by a humongous elephant seal 🤣 he just looks disappointed like jesus christ not this again

    • @sugarkane1571
      @sugarkane1571 4 года назад +18

      He’s not pushing the vehicle around; he’s trying to screw it. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure that specific elephant seal is known around that area to attack aka trying to fuck vehicles that come by.

    • @Jackjln27
      @Jackjln27 3 года назад +9

      @@sugarkane1571 lmfaoo thats even better

    • @majorfanboy2005
      @majorfanboy2005 3 года назад +6

      How the hell did an Elephant Seal get there in the first place!

    • @daveintheAM
      @daveintheAM 3 года назад +4

      Its like a slow pace version of a godzilla rampage

  • @Sewblon
    @Sewblon 8 лет назад +43

    1:30 "Its important to respect their personal space." Ever notice that nature show hosts are better at giving advice than they are at taking it?

    • @thetoontastictoon1720
      @thetoontastictoon1720 8 лет назад

      yup

    • @ColonelKlink100
      @ColonelKlink100 8 лет назад +1

      In this case, yeah.

    • @pshuckle7488
      @pshuckle7488 6 лет назад +2

      To be fair, it's better to give the advice and put yourself at risk, than to not give the advice, and some dumb idiot tries to stoke one and gets killed.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 4 года назад

      @@pshuckle7488 But seeing the host hang out with the elephant seals just makes me want to do it more.

  • @soulreaperichig0
    @soulreaperichig0 3 года назад +5

    Narrator: “You have to respect their space.”
    2 mins later: Gets in their face.

  • @richardmann8448
    @richardmann8448 5 лет назад +114

    “Ah yeauh, survival of the fattest!”
    -Bender

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 4 года назад +629

    The female is like, “ For once, can I be on top? You’re crushing me.”

    • @cynsini9211
      @cynsini9211 4 года назад +126

      Sadly, they do crush females sometimes, and pups... to death... very often.

    • @latvianminecrafter8040
      @latvianminecrafter8040 4 года назад +8

      Male's are the victim's

    • @cynsini9211
      @cynsini9211 4 года назад +28

      @@latvianminecrafter8040 how so in this scenario? (and the victim's what? Har... Sorry, just playing w your typo, my autocorrect does that to me all the time, too)

    • @latvianminecrafter8040
      @latvianminecrafter8040 4 года назад +9

      No, In the world

    • @cynsini9211
      @cynsini9211 4 года назад +40

      @@latvianminecrafter8040 in what way? In my experience, and from what I read and see, you have victims from every group at some point... From domestic violence, workplace sexual harassment, bias in various institutions, everyone takes their turn facing it (alas). But what prompts you to say that from this video? That we see men near the vehicles thar get slammed by the elephant seal males?
      As for the rape/infanticide comment, that is not a he said /she said, it's all documented. You can find videos here, no doubt, of males crushing the baby seals and raping the females. Not every male does that, of course. It tends to be younger males that cannot earn their own harem yet (yes, that's what they call it, bleh >

  • @nathankennedy4263
    @nathankennedy4263 4 года назад +158

    1:50 when Jabba the Hutt wants his imperial credits!!!

    • @moustachio05
      @moustachio05 4 года назад

      @James Alexandros better than the sequel trilogy

    • @vampirethespiderbatgod9740
      @vampirethespiderbatgod9740 4 года назад

      @James Alexandros Listen. You hate the mandalorian. It's your problem. The way we see it that's not our problem.

    • @vampirethespiderbatgod9740
      @vampirethespiderbatgod9740 4 года назад

      @James Alexandros One more thing to add. Not all Star Wars movies are good. Majority of the Star Wars movies are lame and badly written and performed.

  • @matthewviramontes3131
    @matthewviramontes3131 Год назад +1

    Who would have thought, an entire colony of mother-in-laws

  • @OneXPlays1XP
    @OneXPlays1XP 4 года назад +287

    03:19
    Man: "flinched"
    Seal: "gottem"

    • @WRUScrumhalf
      @WRUScrumhalf 4 года назад +1

      OneX Plays WHY DOESNT ANYBODY KNOW STEVE BACKSHALL’S NAME HERE?!

  • @SYKA55
    @SYKA55 6 лет назад +99

    They look like something from a Star Wars universe

  • @vickmackey24
    @vickmackey24 8 лет назад +33

    He jumped when the seal snorted... teehee

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 4 года назад +704

    Fun fact: They look slow on land, but on a short range, they are as fast as an adult man

    • @Boerka30
      @Boerka30 4 года назад +21

      The Magnolier zigzag best tactic, rip rickon

    • @sauce2073
      @sauce2073 4 года назад +26

      Ah so its the same kind of stand as Za Warudo

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 4 года назад

      Jarno Datema Yep

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад +6

      @@sauce2073 Fuck off

    • @mr.g1656
      @mr.g1656 4 года назад +11

      @@MrNight-dg1ug No one can deflect the emerald splash!

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos 7 лет назад +145

    Survival of the Fattest
    - Bender (Futurama) -