"It vaguely looked like Metal Sonic." God, I hope it's Big the Cat. "I knew what caused their deaths." _Gasp._ Big the Cat? "There was a purple and bloody blob in the wagon." ...Charmy the Bee?
I wonder what anti depressants Yuriofwind was on while making this... He sounds so cheerful despite going through an hour of spelling errors, blood, lies, stickers and Sega junkies that someone thought would make a good story.
I believe it is also just him making progress. Because anti-depressants aren't "happy pills" they only give you the ability to be happy. At least mine do
This so-called “game”, with supposedly “no cutscenes, except for the cutscenes” (my favorite line in the story) is basically 90% cutscenes. Like really, actually try to pay attention and notice the parts that involve the author actually doing anything with the controller besides smashing it into her own face.
Fun fact: According to the MPAA, any video whose length is at least 45 minutes from start to finish is a considered a movie. So we already have BSCPST: The Movie. Several of them, actually! :D
Short version: "My friend's dad made a ROM hack that was 3 spoopy 5 me." The first thing that springs to mind while listening to this is Billy Madison. "What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever head. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything resembling a coherent thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." But you make hearing it bearable.
Hey Yuri, big fan man, recently started rewatching your channel again after taking a HUGE hiatus. Back in September, I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety and put on medication. I could go into detail about a whole bunch of bullshit, but just wanna say today's been really hard without my meds but hearing you laugh at this shitty story really helps a lot. Love you dude, I hope you know you're helping a lot of us
Wow, this story was just so INCOHERENT. ... I love it! Nothing better than our good old friend Yuri to read this nonsense to us for us to laugh along. Thank you! I'm always glad to see you around and really happy.
"Sonic Adventure: Metal Lives Forever" nearly made my brain melt again. Unlike last year, I didn't get the luxury of rewatching this episode on an anniversary! 😫
This is the perfect thing to chill out to at the office today. There's been lotsa stress at work but this is awesome for taking the edge off. Thanks Yuri!!
Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm a female. And I like Sonic (Not a cheerleader tho as there are none in England and I am also in uni) does this mean... I AM A MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS STORY
Working 70 hours a week, making that paycheck. Know what I look forward to? This right here. Yuri, you've been my boy since I was in highschool. Keep it up man!!
Omg, new Yuri video!!! My life has gone through so many changes since I first started watching Yuri's vids and I hope my life continues to change as I keep watching Yuri vids! 💛💙💛
"Why are we talking about how you're gonna off yourself? That's something I do when I'm having trouble sleeping." Holy shit that joke was darker than a screen transition in a creepypasta.
I just realized that i have been watching your channel for 8 years now... i used to watch your vids in middle school now im in college. Thank you for all these years of awesome content. Your videos will always be apart of my childhood and i will never forget them. You are the best yuri :)
Love the video yuri i love your voice especially when you got so close to the mic, its like angel food cake :3 so fluffy and unique and delicious to the brain. I could litterally eat it, with these hands °-°.
Watching my first yuriofwind video in I0 years! Man, you really help to complete my middle school experience, and I'm so happy to be able to see more from you as I go into my third year of college!
Glad to hear you sounding so good. You been ripping the joint, like I am while watching this and laughing with you when you are laughing at the story lol.
Creepy Pasta Drinking Game: -take a sip/shot any time it says “bloody -take a sip/shot if the author contradicts themself -finish your drink if someone dies -finish your drink if something comes out to real life
Saw “Sonic Adventure Metal Lives...” and thought the next word was going to be “Matters” and also thought this was going to be a much weirder and uh different direction
Found your channel years ago when you first put up your Ben Drowned video, I was like 10 or 11 years old. Seeing you upload is like when that friend that went off to college comes back home for a weekend. Thanks for the years of entertainment Yuri, keep up the good work.
Really weird how the author seems to constantly forget whether they haven't played ocarina of time or sonic adventure before when writing this. Kinda alternates back and forth.
I want to hear the return of Tom... where's Tom? Did Sanic finally get him? *fingers crossed* but on a serious note; I'm more than happy to see a Yuri notification pop up on my phone, yay for Yuri!!
I always click right away when I see an upload from you. I was like "an hour long video when I'm supposed to be asleep because I have work tomorrow? Sure!"
"It vaguely looked like Metal Sonic."
God, I hope it's Big the Cat.
"I knew what caused their deaths."
_Gasp._ Big the Cat?
"There was a purple and bloody blob in the wagon."
...Charmy the Bee?
I wonder what anti depressants Yuriofwind was on while making this... He sounds so cheerful despite going through an hour of spelling errors, blood, lies, stickers and Sega junkies that someone thought would make a good story.
I want some of that shit
I believe it is also just him making progress. Because anti-depressants aren't "happy pills" they only give you the ability to be happy. At least mine do
I was thinking that and I'm at the moment only so far into the story
@@laidesman1997 really? i always thought it was more of an emotional sedative or something... the more you know.
Cause he's used to it
Seeing yuriofwind upload fills me with warmth, pride and childlike joy
And a bit of lust.
@@Baconator2558 no lust please. You're not needed here.
@@dragonempress8367 Damn, I'm just trying to express myself.
Everytime I listen to Yuri, I find myself in needing a cigarette... And a morning after pill 😚
Hearing him laugh makes me giddy myself
Yuri sounding genuinely happy while reading and tearing apart a sonic creepypasta makes my heart smile
First
Always love your videos Yuri!
Good job, Yuri!!!
Bitch.... still love ya though, sempai :3
Love you, Yuri!
It always brightens up the day when you upload.
This so-called “game”, with supposedly “no cutscenes, except for the cutscenes” (my favorite line in the story) is basically 90% cutscenes. Like really, actually try to pay attention and notice the parts that involve the author actually doing anything with the controller besides smashing it into her own face.
i mean, did you really want the play-by-play
@@ChReNiC
This might as well be.
Reminds me of Bowser Wii.
not even two minutes in and this creepypasta already broke my yuriofwind.
Can I get a new one?
Warranty's expired
With the length of these stories increasing more and more, we're eventually going to get Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime: The Movie.
And he's going to save it for Sonic.exe: The Remake
Fun fact: According to the MPAA, any video whose length is at least 45 minutes from start to finish is a considered a movie. So we already have BSCPST: The Movie. Several of them, actually! :D
Reading this story feels like having a stroke. The sentences don't even feel real, and I can just feel Yuri's brain melting trying to read it.
Story: "and so I went... to school"
Yuri: *Snorts uncontrollably*
A whole hour full of spooky ghosts
*_Happiness noises_*
Spooky ghosts of he finger puppet variety 👀👀👀
The man has survived unimaginable torture just to look hell in the eyes again, and be our guide and savior once more
Giggly Yuri best Yuri. No exceptions.
I'm so glad that BS Creepypasta Storytime is back! 😁
It was a mistake to draw listening to this. I got to “COME? COME WHERE?!” and almost scribbled over my work in pen.
"Sonic, come quick! There is something normal going on!"
An hour long BS Creepypasta Storytime vid from my favorite storytelling youtuber?
This is gonna be a great time!
Short version: "My friend's dad made a ROM hack that was 3 spoopy 5 me."
The first thing that springs to mind while listening to this is Billy Madison.
"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever head. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything resembling a coherent thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
But you make hearing it bearable.
the most soothing background noise on youtube :)
keep em coming
You have no idea how happy I am when I see a video from this series uploaded,keep up the amazing work man!
"Sonic Adventure: Metal Lives Forever" nearly made my brain melt!
I just have to say, hearing Yuri laugh and freak out (especially at the parts that also make me laugh and freak out) is maybe the best thing ever.
Hey Yuri, big fan man, recently started rewatching your channel again after taking a HUGE hiatus. Back in September, I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety and put on medication. I could go into detail about a whole bunch of bullshit, but just wanna say today's been really hard without my meds but hearing you laugh at this shitty story really helps a lot. Love you dude, I hope you know you're helping a lot of us
No wonder yuri has to take long breaks from youtube when he's reading this crap. (But seriously, glad your back.)
@Mei Hatsume tis the most pure form of love.
I'm not lying when I say I get the most excited when RUclips tells me you've uploaded. Also, have a great day, night, or whatever everyone!
Ah hell yeah! Love me some YuriofWind! Love that voice!
The story is basically: "this game looks old and it's on an old system for some reason, therefor scary!"
Wow, this story was just so INCOHERENT.
...
I love it! Nothing better than our good old friend Yuri to read this nonsense to us for us to laugh along. Thank you! I'm always glad to see you around and really happy.
"Sonic Adventure: Metal Lives Forever" nearly made my brain melt again. Unlike last year, I didn't get the luxury of rewatching this episode on an anniversary! 😫
This is the perfect thing to chill out to at the office today. There's been lotsa stress at work but this is awesome for taking the edge off. Thanks Yuri!!
Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm a female. And I like Sonic (Not a cheerleader tho as there are none in England and I am also in uni) does this mean... I AM A MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS STORY
PIKACHUFACEJPEG
OH NO
I'm gonna be honest I kinda blanked out halfway through the story and couldn't figure out what was going on.
I was a cheerleader for several years, and hyperfixated on Sonic for over half of them. Guess I'm Author-kun's waifu now?
@@SoggyMicrowaveNugget There is nothing in the world that could possibly make this author seem interesting.
Working 70 hours a week, making that paycheck. Know what I look forward to? This right here. Yuri, you've been my boy since I was in highschool. Keep it up man!!
Omg, new Yuri video!!! My life has gone through so many changes since I first started watching Yuri's vids and I hope my life continues to change as I keep watching Yuri vids! 💛💙💛
Sonic, everything's normal!
Oh no! Let's check it out!
Your BS creepypasta storytimes have been putting me to sleep for two weeks now. I just wanted you to know that Yuri.
Ngl do the same thing
"Why are we talking about how you're gonna off yourself? That's something I do when I'm having trouble sleeping."
Holy shit that joke was darker than a screen transition in a creepypasta.
I just realized that i have been watching your channel for 8 years now... i used to watch your vids in middle school now im in college. Thank you for all these years of awesome content. Your videos will always be apart of my childhood and i will never forget them. You are the best yuri :)
The patron saint of hyperrealistic blood and stop watches hath return to bless us with that quality content. Very nice, yuri, and also epic and cool.
The bringer... of Tom
I can't believe I've been listening to these for 7 years. Glad you're still doing them, they're great.
29:30 Yuri fully transforms into Krusty the Clown.
What I wanna know is what significance the game being on an N64 cartridge holds.
None.
Nothing.
my night has been made, thanks
Hearing Yuri enjoy this story so much fills me with such joy
Love the video yuri i love your voice especially when you got so close to the mic, its like angel food cake :3 so fluffy and unique and delicious to the brain. I could litterally eat it, with these hands °-°.
my nostalgic self: man, remember when BS Creepypasta videos used to be like 10-20mins long?
my present self: THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN
Nice to see Yuri back. You also seem happier! That’s always good!
Yes! The name is back! You make really great videos. keep it up!
It's always a great day when you upload! And my favorite series too
Glad to see another BS Creepypasta Storytime! Every time I see this series update I get really excited!
Now this is an unexpected surprise, so early in the year too
Oh man you don't know how much I've needed this in my life you beautiful man, truly a sight for the sorest eyes, great job
Yesss love a close mic encounter ❤ so happy for a full hour of bullshit, and that you're feeling better! We love you Yuri!
Warning: Author may be an arsonist.
(Arsonist: A person who enjoys lighting things on fire)
Thank you Yuri for the amazing content and streams :3
Watching my first yuriofwind video in I0 years! Man, you really help to complete my middle school experience, and I'm so happy to be able to see more from you as I go into my third year of college!
Is it just me or does Yuri sound drunk here? He sounds really freaking happy and I love it
Glad to hear you sounding so good. You been ripping the joint, like I am while watching this and laughing with you when you are laughing at the story lol.
Yay! You're back!
7:14 I am picturing her, "Friend", still fake smiling, as she takes the game, shutting the door in her face.
I look forward to these videos like no other on RUclips
And once again YuriofWind shows up when I need him the most. Glad to hear your voice again!
Time to binge the entire series again :)
It's been a long time since I've watched one of your videos. Glad to be back, drunk or not.
The cheerleader who liked sonic broke my immersion tbh
A unique kinda fire lights in my heart when I see new BS Creepypastas uploaded.
Creepy Pasta Drinking Game:
-take a sip/shot any time it says “bloody
-take a sip/shot if the author contradicts themself
-finish your drink if someone dies
-finish your drink if something comes out to real life
Add a bonus shot every time the author mentions fire
Always happy to see that you've uploaded. Love how animated you are in this episode
A lot of cutscenes for a game with no cutscenes.
What a comfy way to end a Monday. Thanks Yuri Bird!
Heeeelllllll yeah, BS storytime! Also, Yuri is really energetic in this video!
I'm super happy to see you've uploaded again man. Love your videos yuri.
Saw “Sonic Adventure Metal Lives...” and thought the next word was going to be “Matters” and also thought this was going to be a much weirder and uh different direction
The King of Pokemon would be envious, lmao!
@@Joe_334 Or he would be if he wasn't busy beating gym badges and winning elite 4 with his Zangoose doll
Found your channel years ago when you first put up your Ben Drowned video, I was like 10 or 11 years old. Seeing you upload is like when that friend that went off to college comes back home for a weekend. Thanks for the years of entertainment Yuri, keep up the good work.
God I love this channel, its like a surprise holiday every time a video comes out
>March
>New Year
never change yuri never change
Really weird how the author seems to constantly forget whether they haven't played ocarina of time or sonic adventure before when writing this. Kinda alternates back and forth.
We love you Yuri!
As a certified pussy when it comes to horror, the scariest part of this game is the fact there's no ability to skip the cutscenes.
Me: sees Yuri not only uploaded, but has the classic creepypasta name again
*happiness noises*
Wait. Amy's body was next to a brain? *Someone killed Pinky and the Brain!* XP
my cutscenes are growing thanks to this story
Yuri: Just say character models, it's not that type of models.
Me: I don't know Yuri, I mean he does know a cheerleader.
Point taken. She was real, by the way. All based on true events, convince me otherwise. Kappa
@@Yuriofwind Well of course It's all real, it was on the internet after all.
Yuriofwind can confirm, I was the father
Always awesome when yuri uploads. Been watching since 2013, and hopefully many more years🤘🏽
literally one of my favorite youtubers. You haven't changed, i love it
Being a SEGA Junkie is obviously means you're on Speed
I want to hear the return of Tom... where's Tom? Did Sanic finally get him? *fingers crossed* but on a serious note; I'm more than happy to see a Yuri notification pop up on my phone, yay for Yuri!!
That Sega junkies bit, nice unintentional Joker voice my guy.
So much fun as always ^^
BTW, Yuri is really happy in this video, and thats make me happy in return :D
When Yuri uploads a story I get filled with a certain glee that makes me scream weeee
Actually I should save this for a new upload
Actually I'm too lazy nvm
Yuri, an hour of BS Creepypasta Storytime. Seven months before Spooky Finger Puppet Month.
You spoil us.
Plus it's Sonic. Too kind, dear Yuri.
I always click right away when I see an upload from you. I was like "an hour long video when I'm supposed to be asleep because I have work tomorrow? Sure!"
Yes!!! Hells yeah!!!! When you upload a vid my day is 100% better, cant wait to listen to this!
you sound so happy, I've missed you so much :'( ❤
Your sonic gameplay scares me
Welcome back, Yuriofwind!
Still love how happy you sounded and how much fun you were having
Yes!! My favorite series!
I haven't watched a Yuri video in forever and I'm glad to see he hasn't changed 😂
The best fate of bad creepypastas: being narrated here
yeeeeeah! tell us a story, Yuri!
My wife and I love your commentary!