Just as a heads up on the age restriction. 1. It’s for the best 2. You can still view the video at your own discretion. It ain’t blocked, just given a disclaimer. Hope you enjoy regardless! ❤️
I love how different this is than most other DAGames songs. It’s not taking the game seriously at all, and I love that so much. This fits the game wayyyy more than other, deeper songs
“you cry, i just hit harder you’re wrong, i speed up faster, i rigged this for my pleasure, in this classroom i’m the master. i’m gonna make you scared of me. you’re my ecstasy.” this is why i’m convinced everyone who simped for baldi is a masochist and/or has a teacher kink
Here’s the full story my headphones unplugged in the middle of class and my Chromebook was at full volume and Then next thing I new I was in the principals office
Just as a heads up on the age restriction.
1. It’s for the best
2. You can still view the video at your own discretion. It ain’t blocked, just given a disclaimer.
Hope you enjoy regardless! ❤️
DAGames lol
Literally the best song ever
Oof
This music is perfection
About time
imagine how many people clicked on this expecting a normal fansong
Raises hand
Me....
*raises hand*
Raises hand
Same here
despite everything that is cursed in here this song actually kinda slaps ngl
Fr tho-
So does baldi’s...ruler. Ya I was gonna say ruler
Jessica Lapin wonderful
Ikr
Hi I'm baldi nice to meet ya
1:35 MY EYES... MY EYYESSS!!!
Ohhh. I needed a bit to think about what is your problem. Did you read about the seizure disclaimer
Bro
Its..its beautiful
what's wrong with ass lil bro?
1:21 favorite part of the song
Same
@@SANS01493OMG my Another account
Same
ikr
2:06 was just amazing
when youre happy, you like the music. when youre sad, you understand the lyrics
Frfr
"Don't eat ass in the halls. Don't eat ass in the halls. Don't eat ass in the halls. Don't eat ass-"
Don't eat ass in the halls 😔
And when you are mad you are the lyrics
" *dont eat ass in the halls* " that hit fr 😭😭
why is this actually so fcking catchy tho
idk
Fr I've probably messed up my spotify wrapped for this year I've had it on repeat for like 3 hours 😃
I can't remember the lyrics
Because you can't *e a t a s s, i n t h e h a l l s*
I know, I can remember almost all of the song from the top of my head
Kids now: It's just some dumb song about a dead game
Kids then: 💃🕺💃🕺
I don’t think kids should listen to this song in general
Yeah, 'cause lots of bad language
yeah.. i think they are better off with legos version.
Me now: 💃
"let's go camping! Lemme touch ya"
Ah, the memories
Are you ok?
You good bruh?
Wait what-
Every song: has meaning to it
Baldi: *d o n t e a t a s s i n t he h a l l s*
He joking which means you can e a t a s s i n t h e h a l l s.
@@deadaccountlolimnotusingth2971 Yayy
That is a very meaningful meaning
Haha just kidding ;)
This song has a meaning of respect and peace.
Nope it has a meaning of demons and kidnappers cause baldi said hah I tied you up.
This is insanity
Idk what's worse, the lyrics, or the fact that I genuinely like this song 😭
both
that's what im saying!
@@CreeperCat0407 THE SONG IS SO GOOD BUT ITS SO FUCKED UP
@@squishybean5844 wel that's true but the world is already f.kt up with the pandamic on ore hands so 😁😅
@@DemoniccGirl666 true. This song slaps hard tho
“You see a girl in her headphones, you wonder what she’s listening to”
Her headphones:
ME RIGHT NOW
HELP WHY WAS THAT ACCURATE TO 5 MINUTES AGO-
WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME!???
LMAOOO THAT'S LITERALLY ME 😭😭
Me rn
"Let's go camping! Lemme touch ya" that face got me so bad 🤣
haha i tied you up!
Every boy and girl come dance around
Let’s get an (please RUclips don’t smite me🙏) started
The scariest part of this is that it's actually catchy
I've been humming this song for the last week. God help me if I accidentally blurt out one of the lyrics at some point.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true
Ikr
DONT EATN ASS IN THE HALLS. DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS.
BALDIS ASS: 🍑
I agree
“You see a guy in his headphones, calm and steady”
His headphones:
CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP !
The guys face:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Oh boi you're in a treat)
Uncharted Raider that pfp tho- 😳
Oh that is me
I'm glad people in 2019 had the same sense of humor that we do nowadays.
other ppl: vibing
my brain: D O N T. E A T. A S S. I N. T H E. H A L L S
If this song isn’t playing at my funeral…
I’m not going.
Same
@@byakuyatogamiultimatemcdon1112 Can I have one chicken nugget?
@@-Jupiter--qn6dm no, pleb 🙄💅
Same
With or without the video?
The people who dislike don’t have a taste of QUALITY music.
Thats true
Or angry parents
Aggreed. My youtube recommended section is on drugs.
Whats a dislike
@@calvenmuswagon7445 w h a t
ok but who let DA games cook?
Everyone
Let them cook again
Walter White most likely. XD
He's DAGames, you basically answered your own questions.
LET HIM COOK
2:38
"Rats you got way.... *Sight* I guess I will die" lmao
I love how different this is than most other DAGames songs. It’s not taking the game seriously at all, and I love that so much.
This fits the game wayyyy more than other, deeper songs
" W E L C O M E T O M Y H O O K E R P A L A C E ! : D"
@@ethanakers3922 " D O N T E A T A S S I N T H E H A L L S "
@@crashers1138 “H A H A J U S T K I D D I N G!”
@@StrawbOnDisc "P L E A S E D O N ' T L E A V E I H A V E N O F R I E N D S"
@@freastt “R A T S Y O U G O T A W A Y, guess i’ll die.”
there was absolutely 0 reason for this to be so damn good
Also 0 reason to be terible
@@johnmichaelremoto7437 why?
I once showed this to my 5 year old cousin, now he plays this on blast at school.
@@happy__quinn__rasbery 💀💀💀
@@happy__quinn__rasbery i feel as if the teachers are gonna be concerned on what that is and ask your cousin to go to the office 👁
My PC was delaying the sound for videos but this was so powerful it fixed when i watched this
What the hell was that?! And why was it the best damn song I’ve ever heard!?
I wonder how many little kids have played this on their iPads with max volume in their living room where they’re parents can hear it perfectly
I wonder how many grown ups have played this on their phone with max volume in public
Im one of them...
when I this song came out I was with my little cousin and we blasted it in the living room on the speakers-
It’s me
@@cammorales5984 O_O
It was probably really hard to sing this with a straight face
It’s actually super easy barely in an inconvenience.
@@GraveSleeping It probably is easy for him, though.
@@randomaccount8846 That depends on your humor.
It's hard enough to watch with a straight face bruh 😂 I can only imagine.
I'm really good at keeping a straight face but when I hear the lyrics I can't help but smile
How did he make a song single handedly more cursed THAN THE ACTUAL GAME!
me after consuming a brownie left in the school bathroom:
Nice
LMAO
Pov 1:35 lmao
I love it, I hate it, and I can’t stop replaying it.
same😕
@Sus Sarvente HAHAH
same
turn on the German CC. It's fuckin' hilarious.
Yes
i almost forgot to watch this today
Remember to see it again and make a reference maybe (?)
But what is it worth?
Bro it's been a while since I've watched your videos -
THE LEGEND IS HERE
Me to
2:06 is my favorite part
Same
Same
This is fire🔥
Creator: this is a horror game
The game:
No the game was a joke. It's purpose is a joke.. The bad drawing characters.. Yeah.
Ain't nothing scarier than getting a ruler shoved up your arse
@@TheAveragePalico and a bully’s fist and a jump rope
@@Eidel_Rose and when it rains coca cola
@@faultf4 and when he send you right back to detention
Almost 4 years and still slaps
True
Fr!
i sang this all the time
@@1newfieland nice
@@1newfieland go ahead just not at the dinner table lol
2:13 LEVEL 10 GYATT
WHAT
This song is legitimately a perfect example of Baldi’s Basics if it was written by Vivziepop 😭
LOL
YESS LMO
FINALLY A GOOD COMMENT THAT ISNT MADE BY AN 8 YEAR OLD
Actually true LMAO
SO TRUE LMFAO
the living tombstone: this song is about the pressure of performing well at school
dagames: orgy
xD
“Lol XD”
2 types of fan creations.
“It’s true, though.”
Why
i don't know whats worse, the lyrics or that spot-on baldi impression
yes
Both
-probs both-
The regrets watching it
I don’t know wats B E T T E R
What a nostalgia.😢 I remember being afraid of him as a child😔 So much time has already passed 😢
baldi's creator: we made a game about abusive teachers which was our past
dagames: *d o n t e a t a s s i n t h e h a l l s*
For a song he made out of spite for people constantly asking for a baldi song, this is probably his best song
That's very ironic
He confirmed it wasn't out of spite, it was more of a joke
@@psychonautmaddy7409 Baldi's Basics is also a joke, that's why it's perfect
@@NathanMartin-js6bt It was also posted on April Fools, so that's another reason why it's a joke.
i didn't actually notice that@@basgy_doogle
*RUclips:*
How much demonetization do you want?
*DAGames:*
Yes
this joke works more with sml
i don’t think you know jameskii yet. the king of copyright claims and demonetization
RUclips: How much you swear?
DAGames: *Y E S*
RUclips:
I said....HOW MUCH
1000th like.
Woohoo
This unironically goes hard 🔥🔥🔥
the real one: "you're sick, friend" begins here: 0:51
No matter how damn weird this song, I’ll admit it’s catchy and is always in my head during class.
_Eu também_ *XP*
D o n t e a t a s s i n t h e h a l l
Ikr whenever my bestie talking about having no hair this BOOTY FULL AND WEIRD song pops up my head , she has the get TEN people to snap me out of it🤣🤣
Like bruh this song is so wrong look at this part lol 2:05
Let's go camping
*L e t m e t o u c h y o u*
The fact that this song is actually good scares me
I'm angry at how good this is
@@Thatonedude-qz6ti lol
It's a fucking bop and I hate it
Cherry Bomb ikr
Cherry Bomb
Put it in 2x speed it’s an acid trip
WHY IN THE HELL THIS SONG IS ACTUALLY GOOD 😫
My friend introduced this to me yesterday and i have watched this video 7 times. I cannot stop, its too good of a song.
this song touched my heart, really gets me in my feels.
“you cry, i just hit harder
you’re wrong, i speed up faster,
i rigged this for my pleasure,
in this classroom i’m the master.
i’m gonna make you scared of me.
you’re my ecstasy.”
this is why i’m convinced everyone who simped for baldi is a masochist and/or has a teacher kink
Wait people simp for him? 😂
@@owesu People simped for Sans the Skeleton, why are you acting surprised?
@@Silverwind87 I can see sans, but Baldi??
@@Silverwind87 I’m just saying.. I’m glad I’m not the only one who simps for Baldi 😂
*i'm a simp of baldi haha, help*
This is the only fan song of Baldi’s basics that actually stays true to the source material. A mascot parody game that doesn’t take itself seriously.
Damnnnnnn Bro😅 you are my ecstasy (lol)
OR YOUR GONNA SEE ME CAMPFIRE WILLYYYYY
@@DownInFlames oh oh oh HI THERE!
@@TheNancyyyy Welcome to my hooker palace!
@@TheNancyyyyWeLcome to MY HOOker palace
Can’t let the gang know I fw this
Imagine watching this in your school with the max volume on
DAGames truly expressed how angry he was with this game.
Lmao true xD
?????
The game sucks major ass, I don't blame him
@@NunchuckOmega NOooooOoOo IITTtTTtT DOooEeeSSsNnNTTt
we all are entitled to our own opinions, in mine: the game make me big mad i tell mom
This is one of those fever dreams you have going through puberty
Closer to a drug induced hallucination
Fitting pfp
As a guy whos going through puberty I can confirm
This is weirdly accurate
Lol
That's a nice song!
This is A FUCKING MASTER PIECE!!! (This part is amazing 0:16)
I'm never regretting my baldi phase
same
Same
Hank what u doing here 👁👁
hell yeah basics in behavior is amazing
This song was basically how I got into the Fandom and was in that phase
The fact this was 3 years ago and this is still the humor of this generation humor
What?
@Cme this comment doesn’t make sense, that’s what
@Cme what?
@@Chunga9 video contains humor from this year, very haha.
3 years ago wasn't that long chief
This sooo fire
My headphones fell out while I was listening to this in the school as a joke
😭
did they learn the beauty of this song
Kinda
@@Rowan-fx9ohbut did you die?
Here’s the full story my headphones unplugged in the middle of class and my Chromebook was at full volume and
Then next thing I new I was in the principals office
The fact this song is supposed to be a joke but still slaps harder than Baldi’s ruler
Fax
This comment is underrated
Trueee
@A Wouldn’t that make him hit harder?
Which ruler
Everyone’s all about that “man behind the slaughter” now but this is the true song that needs to be a meme
Who is the man behind the slaughter is from 2020
And this song is from 2019
Jose Tomas Caceres Arenas “it’s been so long” song where the man behind the slaughter meme came from is from 2015 so...
@@KingONFFE you're right.
@Randikatez86!
*I need explanations*
If you combined those 2 memes it would be.. c o m p l i c a t e d
2:06 GYAAT😋
I love this song because it hilarious! I've laughed so hard that my sides hurt and I can barely breathe 🤣🤣🤣
this is problably the most cursed thing DAGames has ever made.
What are you talking about? This is beautiful
@@martinamezquita873 ik the most best cursed thing i have ever listened too.
Cursed? I think you mean blessed
@@nightmarebaguette1212 BALDI ASS IS NOT THE THING I WANTED TO SEE!!!
@@mewxtherealitygod4706 it was a happy accident
*When it's a shitposted meme-song, but it still slaps, no pun intended.*
Maxella Roe like Baldi’s ass cheeks
Close to April fool's day.
@Abigail Dunwoody you mean ass?
Womp
@Oliviet Sorenson
thats....thats what they said...?
0:31 is my favorite part for some reason
2024 год, а я не перестаю слушать этот шедевр! А субтитры это вообще чудо
The fact that I used to watch this infront of my parents on the family TV is concerning.
NO FUCKING WAY
how did u not get grounded
I sang the lyrics out loud infront of my family when I was younger.
@@a.electricalspark a brave lad
How tf are you alive...
This is just Da game’s way of venting all that 6th grade humor
Dude the history of why this song is the way it is, is hilarious
YUP
@@_saint_gabriel_ wait there's a reason to this other than DAgames just felt like it
@ɢɪʙʙʏ . Please share sir
DOT EAT ASS
A masterpiece 🌟
this is AMAZING 🤣🤣
why does this exist and why is it a bop
Cuz its good
Cuz people need to know how baldi feels
yes
My neighbors are gonna enjoy hearing this for the rest of the night
*D O N T E A T A S S I N T H E H A L L S*
seriously dont you will get weird looks
@@MrMug-vj1up too late buddy
@@EmoFemboyHunter69 pog
BAHAHA I CHOKED ON MY COKE
Lol if I were your neighbor I'd blast it aswell XD
WHY I CAN'T STOP LISTENING THIS?!!???!
Pefect song 😄
Imagine we all went extinct and the only footage left of our presence is this
Whatever came after us would probably be glad that we were wiped from existence.
Creative_Kylee
M h m.
Whatever species took over would be proud
Perfect
GG Rossler mhmm
The perfect villains song does not exsi-
Top ten anime villains
gem the werewolf GTA 0w0 right here
We are number 1:
*Allow me to introduce myself*
@gem the werewolf GTA 0w0 what do you even mean?
@gem the werewolf GTA 0w0 0:53
Man 2019 was a different calibre
0:16 that sounds so natural
Love him or hate him
He's spitting straight facts.
If it T-poses... you can't help but agree.
Guess there are true things but Baldi is a psycho, Just not that phsyco
@@djamtz Baldi loves Doritos laced with 0.000000000000000001 percent of my input when I eat a cupcake
Factss
not so straight, but facts nontheless
Ignoring the lyrics, this song is a bop
Nah the lyrics just Add that last little bit to it
The lyrics are what makes this song a bop
With the lyrics, this song is an even bigger bop.
I agree for some of the lyrics but I really like the chorus and the line “Gonna make it rain Coca Cola”
You spelled including wrong
FIRE🔥🔥🔥
I love this
I hate how unironically good and catchy this is, im so disappointed in myself
right
yeah...
I kinda agree lol
lmao yea
RIGHT😭😭WHY IS IT GENUINELY GOOD
alright. admit it. you searched up for this song again didn’t you.
leave me alone its catchy
damn how you know
Yep
Go away
actually, managed to get it in my recommendations. though i've already seen it.
5 five years and this still hits hard
Really love ❤️
All other music makers: NO NO BALDI MUST BE CREEPY
DAGAMES: heheheh Baldi go go twerk twerk
He’s creepy in a different way
gacha_memes_ Emily wait what
HES EVEN MORE CREEPIER NOW
@@leona-08 I-
heheeheh baldi go meme and edge
here’s me, a year later, and didn’t realize this was a baldis basics song
People in 1970: we will have flying cars in the future!
2020: DON'T EAT ASS IN THE HALLS. And corona virus...
E
Yare Yare bakugo
Ekhi van Dijk E
Bro i was looking for the one by carpenter brut
This song aged like fine wine
best song eveeeeeeeeeer
This has deadass played in my head during a math test. Took ALL my strength not to laugh.
OH MY GOD SAME BUT I BURST OUT LAUGHING
@@fryesuperfan LOL
Yea
D o n t e a t a s s I n t h e h a l l s
@@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸 𝕁𝕌𝕊𝕋 𝕂𝕀𝔻𝔻𝕀ℕ𝔾
Imagine if this is the last bit of evidence of humans we have after the apocalypse
And 216.mp3
The aliens will be like "yep,this is how they went extinct, loss of intelligence
Then they have some great evidence
Bro if this the last thing to show we existed, aliens would try find a way to fucking revive us. They’d want more.
@@c0ppets_ 216.mp3?
The last part was so cool
Temazo
This song scares me everytime I come back to hear it again
*I love it*
Best baldi song ever 😍☝️ /hj
Bruh
BALDI HAS GONE NUTS
BOM DIA
Kkkkk isso sim e música
The pure anger expressed towards this game is obvious here.
Big Boom, oh yeah. He’s definitely venting rage into this song.
He's also pissed at everyone for continuously asking for a Baldi song... so it went like this
But it's incredible
Scarlet Augi yeah is it bad that other than the fact that it’s highly fucked up, I think it’s a genuinely good song?
purplesparkles〈3 It bops, that's for sure.
TattleKat yeah, it definitely bops
Masterpiece