just putting stuff behind the bed where no one will see for the video then proceeding to show what you've hidden behind the bed for no one to see feels like peak comedy
Thank you for uploading bach, my period started today while i was wearing white pants, blood got literally everywhere and i had to run home, three vampires chased me into my home, like not edward sexy vampires, it was the 1800s draculas, they all chased me down in unison for my tampons, thank you for posting today, cured my egg McMuffin
that is a really sweet hidden wardrobe- reminds me of the hidden door in my wall downstairs. i think it always looks super nice and its so functional too
it’s inarguably worse to have a dead crab and not know that you have a dead crab than to just have a dead crab… like at least the latter can be passed off as an eccentric collector’s item or hobby. but to not know?? how did you even acquire that in the first place, you freak???
0:31 Y'all call urinals yurr-eye-nuls??? I hate being Canadian man, we pronounce rooms like you, but urinals is insane. Please free us from the split custody between American and UK english ☹
officially boy-approved. my desk is full of jars that have items ranging from eggshells, to coal, to bones in them. and i have a box of scrap metal beside my bed.
I saw the crab in the thumbnail and thought “that’s not that weird” and then realised maybe *im* weird for having a collection of animal bones. A deer skull, two full pigeon skeletons, a dead crab and several miscellaneous bones watch me sleep
I just clap off the filter and spray it with the hose and let it air dry if I have to for the air filter’s filter lol. But seriously cuz it gets so hairy dusty from my dogs so quickly
i have always been proud of my autisim man cave i have sharks above my closet a katana above my bed a shelf of figures and 3 dsks that are unusable due to clutter along with a wall of poster and little doodles ofpast hiperfixations i am boy room
I imagine Bach sleeps like a cold sarcophagus without a pillow or duvet, flat as a plank with his eyes wide open
nah i think its that BUT a vampire bc he floats a foot above the bed too
You know me too well
just putting stuff behind the bed where no one will see for the video then proceeding to show what you've hidden behind the bed for no one to see feels like peak comedy
Thanks to this comment I’m going to be telling jokes on public transport all day today
@@ItalianBach Tell me one of them
the no pillows or duvet on your bed has a really homely feel ❤
omg a moa!!
@@pan8109 yass always 🙏🏽🙏🏽
I know right❤❤
@@pan8109moasssss!!!
HEY MOA😜😜
bach filming on his phone is like when your 6 year old sibling takes your phone and records a whole bunch of random videos pretending to be a youtuber
wait this is way too accurate i can see it 😭
The La Croix sitting next to the dead crab jar could lead to excitement if you go for a drink in the middle of the night.
AHH
😟
Good drink
Why do you think the jars so close to empty
bubble tea
The way you pointed at the cat, ignored the cat, then went back and said, "a tiny cat 😁" all over the place. I love it
no pillows or duvet? not even a blanket? just out in the open air ready to get attacked by ghosts or sleep paralysis demons?
i love the last part because it makes me feel like i'm a 6 inch tall elf boy that he's holding and showing me his domain before he devours me whole
your creepy as
Bach asking "is that normal to say" in the first few minutes as if Anything he's ever said has been anywhere close to normality 😭💀
under the bed telescope not being shown is criminal
The monsters under my bed use that to spy on me
1:58 "this is how you guys know i'm an actual boy and it's not all a facade" LMFAOOO 😭😭
That view from your bedroom window? Okay your highness...
“thank you for your upload alpha bach” we all say in unison ✊
Thank you for your upload alpha Bach 😍😍
thank you for your upload alpha bach
*Thank u alpha Bach :33*
having a dead crab and NOT KNOWING is crazy. stay safe y'all!!!
Those little magnets you have are the most "boy" thing in this video
“Thank you cam and king for the editing” we all say in unison🔥
THANK YOU CAM AND KING FOR THE EDITING
Thank you for uploading bach, my period started today while i was wearing white pants, blood got literally everywhere and i had to run home, three vampires chased me into my home, like not edward sexy vampires, it was the 1800s draculas, they all chased me down in unison for my tampons, thank you for posting today, cured my egg McMuffin
the dust in dans room is absolutely insane, ive never even seen that much in years old abandoned buildings
Haven't seen what my room used to look like then...
goodness what another legendary and magical intro
Crocs. Spider-man Style.
they way he called the dog "deceased" so quickly and excitedly
What an honour to see Bach’s bedroom, I feel like a changed woman🫣
this comes off creepy
2:53 never have i heard something more relatable. i do infact have a pack of tampons here in my room
this man makes me happy
very much appreciate that you actually gave us a quick room tour xx
That intro was so cute and worked really well!! Lol made me smile 😊
I sound like such a history geek but the great fire of london was in 1666 not 1066 😭
exactly what i thought 😭
girl thats not even geeky, every english person knows what happened in 1066 lmao
shared this to the family gc, cheers for that one they loved it
“please eat us bach” we all say in unison✊
Huh
The fact that I actually waved my hand over the screen😭
that is a really sweet hidden wardrobe- reminds me of the hidden door in my wall downstairs. i think it always looks super nice and its so functional too
i don't why, but i feel like i shouldn't be eating while watching this
No...
Why did i just become a wizard!!!
bruh lost his bouncy ball😔
Bach, that intro really made me smile on a late night, I was already happy, but I smiled anyway. Thanks
"The best place for stuff is behind things"
Italian Bach, 2024
9:23 1066- battle of hastings, 1666- fire of london
I love that wave your hand over the screen thing, I had powers for a second and I enjoyed it very much.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST CHECKING UR PAGE TO SEE IF U POSTED AND THEN IT POPPED UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES OML
The shit and poo room really upgrades the room 😂
it’s inarguably worse to have a dead crab and not know that you have a dead crab than to just have a dead crab… like at least the latter can be passed off as an eccentric collector’s item or hobby. but to not know?? how did you even acquire that in the first place, you freak???
that hand waving thing was awesome
not me actually waving my hand over the screen
Dan does not truly live in that house, that’s why he doesn’t know what’s in there😭
My room looks like these rooms it’s a right tip
It looks like a figurine of that Adult Swim cartoon character Assy McGee.
Was looking for this comment lol, so obscure 20 years later, cracked up when he said " does it have a holster?! " 😂
Oh shoot Bach, I'm looking round my room and there's a lot of flammable posters
Thank you for making me Google search if I have 3 gooch's. That will now be on my IP address forever...
i had to pause to laugh at tripe it just really got me
0:31 Y'all call urinals yurr-eye-nuls??? I hate being Canadian man, we pronounce rooms like you, but urinals is insane. Please free us from the split custody between American and UK english ☹
So basically a neurodivergent version of room raiders is what I'm getting..,... anyone else?
Every time that fart 💨 sound happened, Isaac slightly smiled. I feel that 😂
“Thank you for watching boy room again alpha Bach” we all say in unison
officially boy-approved. my desk is full of jars that have items ranging from eggshells, to coal, to bones in them. and i have a box of scrap metal beside my bed.
Saw the thumbnail and got sick but still clicked cuz it’s you, honeyboo
3:55
This scarred me hahaha, i was like- got what....
4:02 me too! They are called rattlesnake eggs 🤯
I love the interactive intro bach
congrats for 300k, bach… we all say in unison
I saw the crab in the thumbnail and thought “that’s not that weird” and then realised maybe *im* weird for having a collection of animal bones. A deer skull, two full pigeon skeletons, a dead crab and several miscellaneous bones watch me sleep
I just visited your channel 2 hours ago hoping to see a new video! I’m happy you posted.
Cant wait to see more tragic boy rooms
I just clap off the filter and spray it with the hose and let it air dry if I have to for the air filter’s filter lol. But seriously cuz it gets so hairy dusty from my dogs so quickly
“Stop with the unison comments” we all say in unison 💀
The way british people say "urinals" is CRAZY 😂
“I’d love for paper on the walls the be a thing” you mean.. wallpaper?
okay yay i’m early 😝 recently discovered your channel and i really like your videos!!
“i think you call it a globb”
I'm a 31 yo woman and I love that brick wallpaper
Your firt sip made me want a cup of tea thanks for keeping me hydrated Bach 0:00
He definitely hides a dead raccoon in the funko pop box set up
the intro was fun i feel powerful
Starting a vlog with this is bussy is so vile 💀🤚
l love how your room is just so identical to the videos
No pillows or cover is really some sinister work
I’m really high right now and that intro spooked me a little
the wooden spoon caught me off gaurd
We've got the same Air Purifier as you 😊 It helps with allergies, dust & fumes from the nearby road, plus it cools the room down too! We love it!
im afraid my room would look like this if i was living alone
My sister had literally the same brick wallpaper when she was 14 I'm not even joking
"pinch and shuffle" is crazy
Paper on walls ? You mean posters and paintings and pictures ?
I cannot except this man is younger than me
Accept 😊
The Rick and Morty ‘little bits’ reference made me GIGGLE
I fuckin love this dude
ngl i wanted to see where he always procures that tiny violin from, maybe it's magic
Did he ever find out what a bussy is? I feel like he’d love to add that to his nomenclature
I like to think Bach has something like adventure time bedding or something and hides it for his videos
i redid the intro 7 times, and had the same 😨expression every time.
The great fire of 1066 caught me off guard 😭
obsessed with the American “water” pronunciation- you sound ABSURD isaac
“Thank you for the upload Bach” we all say in unison
This reminds me of the show on MTV called “ Room Raiders” such a great show
His room tour was the worst and best tour I've ever seen 😅
"Thank you for the upload Lord Bach" we all say in unison.
the fact that u sleep with no pillows is worse than all of their bedrooms combined
i should be revising for my GCSEs but alpha Bach is my top priority 🐺🖖
Never expected a bach room tour
Ive stolen your vocabulary alpha batch i now speak like you at school on a daily basis “coz what the actual heck was even actually him anyways”
i have always been proud of my autisim man cave i have sharks above my closet a katana above my bed a shelf of figures and 3 dsks that are unusable due to clutter along with a wall of poster and little doodles ofpast hiperfixations i am boy room
i also have a drawer of used tea bags