Kitchen Nightmare's Funniest Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @fishhuh
    @fishhuh 4 года назад +11254

    Gordon is always so kind to the servers, he knows it isn't their fault that the restaurant they work in is bad, and it always warms my heart

    • @christiancooks8091
      @christiancooks8091 4 года назад +321

      They don’t cook the food and they are forced to serve something that’s not good

    • @assgrabberpremium
      @assgrabberpremium 3 года назад +77

      @@caipingcui7594 im confused though. He said they are? Why are you replying with explanations when he already said it correctly

    • @sluggs5417
      @sluggs5417 3 года назад +79

      @@assgrabberpremium I am equally as confused “they are forced to serve something bad” other guy: “I disagree, they are forced to serve something bad”

    • @assgrabberpremium
      @assgrabberpremium 3 года назад +30

      @@sluggs5417 hahahhahahaaa yeah exactly bro i thojght i forgot my iq at my friends place until i realised

    • @rosesunflow9560
      @rosesunflow9560 3 года назад +63

      My IQ decreased just by reading the reply section

  • @darrenlotsey7072
    @darrenlotsey7072 4 года назад +16841

    It honestly makes me happy that he defends the waiters when the owner steals their tips

    • @GameOn71213
      @GameOn71213 4 года назад +816

      Gordon should have beat his ass waiters don't make that much and to be stealing from them is wrong

    • @Polylep
      @Polylep 4 года назад +287

      Ah yes, amy's baking company

    • @ancientwomb-ologist3906
      @ancientwomb-ologist3906 4 года назад +39

      YESS

    • @joeywall4657
      @joeywall4657 4 года назад +216

      Fuck yous! I fuck yous! You fukka I fukka youss!!

    • @yourneighborhoodwierdo8349
      @yourneighborhoodwierdo8349 4 года назад +118

      @@Polylep *amy's batshit crazy

  • @arayv3ia950
    @arayv3ia950 4 года назад +6135

    Imagine walking into a restaurant and seeing a man with a table in his mouth, a half naked dancing lady, and seeing Gordon Ramsay standing there staring at them disappointedly.

    • @LandoComandoYT
      @LandoComandoYT 4 года назад +356

      What an experience that would be.

    • @kiraroselynstovall8505
      @kiraroselynstovall8505 4 года назад +125

      I'd do the cartoon trope where I look at what I was drinking/eating and push it away

    • @voxetty
      @voxetty 4 года назад +90

      I’d think I was in a fever dream lmfao

    • @leoneabbacchio3310
      @leoneabbacchio3310 4 года назад +23

      I would just watch in awe

    • @lifeofroblox2122
      @lifeofroblox2122 4 года назад +32

      I’d fucking laugh

  • @vivakatrob13
    @vivakatrob13 3 года назад +4198

    I absolutely love Pat’s rehire story...the sad man with the umbrella in the rain 🤣😅

    • @melissablackwood
      @melissablackwood 3 года назад +361

      Points for effort. He would've gotten rehired faster if he did without the umbrella and just stood there soaking wet with his sad face pressed against the window.
      Owner: "Dammit, Pat! Just get in here before you scare away the customers!"

    • @fartpee45
      @fartpee45 3 года назад +10

      420 likes haha

    • @LTMousa-zg9qn
      @LTMousa-zg9qn 3 года назад +8

      Come to the comments looking for this 😂☺️☺️

    • @nikolasfrisco9293
      @nikolasfrisco9293 3 года назад +27

      Pat is a legend😂

    • @justjanelle6008
      @justjanelle6008 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @golgohta
    @golgohta 4 года назад +19883

    "I'm the manager. Also I'm the host and salesman - I do everything around here"
    "This is Pat and I fired him"
    Kills me everytime

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +1723

      He reminds me of a guy I worked with a long time ago. Guy came and applied for the job several times without getting hired. Basically BEGGED for the job, until they finally gave in and gave him a chance. He was terrible. One of the slowest, easily distracted people we had. He'd just stand and stare off into space if you didn't tell him precisely what to do, while most people can see what needs to be done, after a few days of working there. One day they assign him the kitchen runner. It's just a position that we all fiilled at various times. Making sure everything is stocked, mini freezers, cooked product, and all supplies and then jump between stations that need a hand. At the end of the shift he asked when he was going to get a raise for his "New position". It wasn't a promotion, but just a position that any of the kitchen staff would be assigned to on a particular day. Nearly every day they had to have a talk with him that he seriously needed to improve his performance if he wanted to keep his job. At the same time he kept talking about how he should be promoted and get a raise. He's being told how bad he's doing and doesn't even deny it, but at the same time thinks he should be promoted.

    • @weston365
      @weston365 4 года назад +358

      @@Logan_Baron dang u wrote all that and got no likes ima like it

    • @Howdy762
      @Howdy762 4 года назад +148

      WHAT!! WHAT FUCKIN EPISODE IS PAT IN??? I GOTTA SEE IT HAHAHAHAH SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!

    • @selT02
      @selT02 4 года назад +129

      Tbh, i kinda like him, idk. He has something about him that seems really sweet.

    • @selT02
      @selT02 4 года назад +86

      @ungratefulmetalpansy still dont See a reason why i shouldnt like him. Are you trying to tell me that i shouldnt like him bcuz of that? 😂
      Whats the fucking point of this response 😂

  • @marjoriestemmler5297
    @marjoriestemmler5297 4 года назад +15509

    Ramsay: “F*** off fly”
    Fly: “yes chef, sorry chef”

  • @dilmidelgoda6592
    @dilmidelgoda6592 4 года назад +2357

    I love how that he knows that it is never the waitress/waiters fault, calls them darling and takes the opportunity to play around and makes them smile.

    • @Ruby_Eve
      @Ruby_Eve 4 года назад +72

      Tossing flowers at them and just having a good time, building the suspense for when the reigns are let go and the beast is free

    • @African.empress
      @African.empress 4 года назад +31

      🤣🤣🤣 Since they're not the ones cooking I guess he can't yell at them

    • @TheMilitantHorse
      @TheMilitantHorse 4 года назад +5

      @@African.empress hes only ever really been pissed at one waiter and that was in the UK version. Can't remember what restaurant it was.

    • @KyeHayton
      @KyeHayton 4 года назад

      @@TheMilitantHorse was it the one that was standing over him and watching him eat? 😂

    • @TheMilitantHorse
      @TheMilitantHorse 4 года назад +1

      @@KyeHayton That's the one, ye.

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 3 года назад +1168

    Gordon: Hands guy a carrot.
    Guy's ego shatters, security crumbles, sensibilities annihilated, throws a tantrum.

    • @elonmusk9697
      @elonmusk9697 3 года назад +70

      Man, those carrots go to the White House.
      They go *G* *L* *O* *B* *A* *L*

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад +6

      Me, an equestrian: I'll take that carrot!

    • @Waffle-fq4xp
      @Waffle-fq4xp Год назад +5

      Hey I’m sure his tiny carrot has a great personality

    • @katle4930
      @katle4930 Год назад +6

      you don’t HAND 🤚🏼 me my food in MY dining room

    • @nahhhbruhhh
      @nahhhbruhhh Год назад +6

      He said they go to the five seasons 😂😂😂 where the hell is that ?

  • @THEMIMICRYM
    @THEMIMICRYM 3 года назад +5927

    "He's so fucking crazy I don't even know if it's worth having him here."
    *Oh it's Pat he's crazy. I love him.*

    • @emiliebuors8677
      @emiliebuors8677 3 года назад +20

      What episode # is this

    • @wildshetentertainment1821
      @wildshetentertainment1821 3 года назад +16

      @Eric Rivera so does she 😂 perfect match

    • @summerhidi4571
      @summerhidi4571 3 года назад +46

      When you see Gordon walk in your restaurant you either think "oh no im going to get yelled at" or "he is going to think my food is great", just for your dreams get crushed

    • @ToatsNotAnNPC
      @ToatsNotAnNPC 3 года назад +1

      I swear to god everytime i scroll through the comments while watching the video it these line up to the t

    • @catmilklol8479
      @catmilklol8479 3 года назад +8

      for everything he does right, he does 5 things wrong
      quote of the month

  • @infectio88
    @infectio88 5 лет назад +4174

    "It's fat-free cheese dipped in fat"
    Damn that guy is a culinarian rebel

  • @teo_whitaker
    @teo_whitaker 4 года назад +31422

    I love how he *DESTROYS* the chefs and owners, and then jokes around and has fake cake funerals with the waiters😭😭😂

    • @akselcapuri
      @akselcapuri 4 года назад +2951

      In most cases the servers are not the problem, might as well have some fun with them.

    • @donttouchmehfood8600
      @donttouchmehfood8600 4 года назад +1684

      Yeah it’s not the servers fault they didn’t cook it, they just serve it

    • @iainsimpson2769
      @iainsimpson2769 4 года назад +1427

      Gordon is a genuinely nice guy except if you’re a shit chef. If he’s not there for you he’ll be nice. That’s why he’s nice on things like master chef jr and with the servers

    • @SaintDaisley
      @SaintDaisley 4 года назад +748

      And lets be honest, in all the episodes he's done....the servers are pretty universally the only people who are doing their bloody jobs properly. Under shit conditions by the owners, often, as well. Usually when the servers are a problem, it's because the server is one of the damn owners!

    • @Xrayballer88
      @Xrayballer88 4 года назад +199

      @@SaintDaisley I read the "bloody" part of your sentence in Gordon Ramsay voice.

  • @faery4358
    @faery4358 3 года назад +612

    It’s funny that while the guys biting a table, Gordon says, “finally something edible”.

    • @karmageddon9047
      @karmageddon9047 3 года назад +11

      I think having a place with those performances would honestly be amazing,
      Problem
      The food needs to BE EDIBLE.
      I know id totally always eat there if i could see that shit and get good food.

    • @Alex-16A
      @Alex-16A 2 года назад +2

      Trust me that stuff really does happen in Greece and Greek restaurants

    • @OGDumbleDoobie
      @OGDumbleDoobie 2 года назад +5

      They’re still open and doing this shit with great food and drinks :p same people too

  • @usmans.8218
    @usmans.8218 4 года назад +5903

    “So he’s the owner?”
    No, he’s the bus boy, I just let him hang around and tell himself he’s the owner.”
    ...

    • @50shadesofbrown25
      @50shadesofbrown25 3 года назад +185

      Thats a real gem

    • @ellenigma2099
      @ellenigma2099 3 года назад +267

      This sounds like what my dog thinks he is.

    • @twig9314
      @twig9314 3 года назад +32

      @@evanMCCallister121 goddamn you I was going to make this joke

    • @evanMCCallister121
      @evanMCCallister121 3 года назад +13

      @@twig9314 God bless you go ahead

    • @MrEvolutiongraphix
      @MrEvolutiongraphix 3 года назад +14

      who knows the name of that restaurant i wold love to watch the whole episode

  • @FromeFmAjayD
    @FromeFmAjayD 4 года назад +3663

    “This food is terrible where is Aris?”
    Aris: Spinning frantically with table in mouth.

    • @austingx8295
      @austingx8295 4 года назад +105

      Ajay Dahl I read the comment before I saw what you were talking about, then I looked up to see a man dancing with a table in his mouth.

    • @applepearhero
      @applepearhero 4 года назад +50

      Ajay Dahl tbh he killed it

    • @monkeyb.5998
      @monkeyb.5998 4 года назад +93

      "Finally something edible"

    • @nikolairin5330
      @nikolairin5330 4 года назад +33

      i must have read this wrong
      i didn't read this wrong

    • @jessk4233
      @jessk4233 4 года назад +1

      LMFAOOOOO this comment took me outtttt

  • @nix8403
    @nix8403 4 года назад +1256

    Nothing makes me laugh harder than Gordon's "wow" when Amy says she has 3 little boys and then the disappointment and shame on his face when she says "trapped inside cat bodies meow"

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz 4 года назад +6

      Sammy: they're cats

    • @holliemckay1994
      @holliemckay1994 4 года назад +3

      This comment is at 555 not sure if I wanna like...

  • @adaomauche3882
    @adaomauche3882 3 года назад +180

    "It's fat free cheese dipped in fat."
    Gordon: *visible confusion*

  • @abilawaandamari8366
    @abilawaandamari8366 4 года назад +17851

    I hope one day someone will defend me like how that guy defended his micro carrots.

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 4 года назад +200

      Minus the shit 'Briddish' impersonation.

    • @PatricksCrazyPlace
      @PatricksCrazyPlace 4 года назад +413

      Let me tell you about Abilawa. This guy goes to the WHITE HOUSE! This guy goes to the FIVE SEASONS! This guy is GLOBAL!

    • @redoberon
      @redoberon 4 года назад +85

      that was the most awkward shit

    • @exosvocals2526
      @exosvocals2526 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @williamblackfyre4866
      @williamblackfyre4866 4 года назад +53

      But they go to the 5 Seasons.
      Smfh I'd love for him to tell me what the 5th season is exactly.

  • @wizaria
    @wizaria 4 года назад +5633

    guy: *bites table*
    gordon: “Finally! Something edible!”

    • @mmmawia
      @mmmawia 4 года назад +15

      Do you know what episode that’s from? I want to watch it XD

    • @turtle5876
      @turtle5876 4 года назад +11

      @@mmmawia 9:32 idk the episode and I like your username XD

    • @mmmawia
      @mmmawia 4 года назад +2

      @@turtle5876 Thanks XD

    • @mralt5419
      @mralt5419 4 года назад +11

      how did he not snap his teeth out omfg

    • @chispychisp1690
      @chispychisp1690 4 года назад +3

      @@mmmawia it's season 4 episode 4
      ruclips.net/video/OEgiHiEzD4Q/видео.html

  • @alextygesen3101
    @alextygesen3101 4 года назад +4548

    "You don't hand me raw food in my dining room."
    - Man who handed customer raw food in his dining room

    • @johnnyringo2670
      @johnnyringo2670 4 года назад +179

      Then he said “these carrots go to the white house, these carrots go to the FIVE SEASONS restaurant” since when was there 5 fucking seasons mate

    • @BaverIy
      @BaverIy 4 года назад +86

      It pissed me off when he said that he is too important to carry around that ffff carrot, lol, leave it to service people he say. What a jerk.

    • @gameplaytv1374
      @gameplaytv1374 4 года назад +6

      @@johnnyringo2670 well that's a famous restaurant....

    • @johnnyringo2670
      @johnnyringo2670 4 года назад +23

      Gameplaytv No the four seasons is a famous restaurant, five seasons is not a thing.

    • @williamblackfyre4866
      @williamblackfyre4866 4 года назад +12

      @@gameplaytv1374 lol four seasons dude....there is no five seasons

  • @nutrock522
    @nutrock522 3 года назад +798

    Also “Sammys going to hurt him”
    Meanwhile, Gordon is towering over Sammy like a grizzly bear

    • @andrewgalindo8478
      @andrewgalindo8478 3 года назад +79

      Sammy couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

    • @steveaustin5399
      @steveaustin5399 3 года назад +80

      Sammy is a little Chihuahua, all bark no bite

    • @leslierequenez2976
      @leslierequenez2976 3 года назад +8

      Little do they know CR has a black belt.

    • @izzy-ky9yz
      @izzy-ky9yz 2 года назад +12

      that made me chuckle you’d think amy is talking about some 250lb mafia thug not some scrawny OAP with a combover too short to see over gordon’s shoulder. he’s gonna hurt gordon sexy-bulging-biceps-black-belt ramsey? he’d cause more damage to himself if he tried to throw a punch

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 Год назад +1

      @@steveaustin5399 All bark no bite, stupid as hell, lives with a prissy white bitch. Total chihuahua! XD

  • @nathanmabz4146
    @nathanmabz4146 4 года назад +8891

    “I’m the manager, sales man,and a host.i do all the work”
    “He’s the bus man”
    “Your not the manager?”
    “I assume that role”

  • @doodletime9041
    @doodletime9041 4 года назад +2302

    "This is a fat free cheese, dipped in fat"
    Made my day 😂😂

    • @shainahxoxo
      @shainahxoxo 4 года назад +64

      Although, that guy needs some praising because he totally did his job and didn't show any bad behaviors.

    • @shainahxoxo
      @shainahxoxo 4 года назад +5

      @Megan Ziggler Hahahahha,

    • @AliJayCraft
      @AliJayCraft 4 года назад +11

      Man deserves a raise

    • @neonwolf9978
      @neonwolf9978 4 года назад +6

      He was just cute lol

    • @ruthdijkstra5885
      @ruthdijkstra5885 4 года назад +4

      *insert confused gif here*

  • @emmahale4431
    @emmahale4431 4 года назад +5287

    Server: “Can I get you anything else?”
    Gordon: “Yea a wheel for that bike over there, so I can get the F outta here.”
    Im dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @wandanish9715
      @wandanish9715 4 года назад +70

      And the way it just cut to the next clip as well was beautiful

    • @randallmart92
      @randallmart92 4 года назад +25

      Bruh that killed me 😆😆😆 and the one when he was like i feel like i can cartwheel outta here haha! Hes hilarious~

    • @propularguy
      @propularguy 4 года назад +5

      Time stamp?

    • @matrixmirage2148
      @matrixmirage2148 4 года назад +1

      My name is Fred Gordon Herbert, and I go by Fred Herbert. But some people would go by Gordon, let's say, even though it's their middle name... y'know?
      I'm seventy two yearsh old, and I've... I've f%%%ed up every relationship I've ever had. It'sh ruining my life

    • @Ziege.08
      @Ziege.08 4 года назад

      @@matrixmirage2148 maybe it's not your name but rather you as a person

  • @detectivefux8832
    @detectivefux8832 3 года назад +160

    "fuck off fly" this was actually kinda adorable

  • @vatti_33
    @vatti_33 4 года назад +5067

    Gordon Ramsay: **** off fly !
    Fly: Yes chef

  • @sabrinamidori4448
    @sabrinamidori4448 4 года назад +4354

    "It's fat free cheese, dipped in fat" 🧀😂 Iconic

    • @earlcabusao3630
      @earlcabusao3630 4 года назад +4

      Ha

    • @exmirt6232
      @exmirt6232 4 года назад +69

      At least it is better than full fat cheese dipped in fat

    • @bkopgamer
      @bkopgamer 4 года назад +1

      😆😂🤣.

    • @yorumasharu1296
      @yorumasharu1296 4 года назад +8

      after hearing that, I was like ".................whAt????????"

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo 4 года назад +4

      They really look out for your health there.

  • @VictorManuel-il7qf
    @VictorManuel-il7qf 4 года назад +1709

    "Is there anything else i can get for You?"
    "Yes ,a wheel for that bike so i can get the f*ck out of here
    😂

    • @erlingnesbakken9871
      @erlingnesbakken9871 4 года назад +7

      So everyone single other comment is told by Ramsay until a comment about 200 comments down where someone forgot the first quotation mark but added the second.

    • @rjrude5941
      @rjrude5941 4 года назад +17

      “Even the flies are not interested”

    • @eb8681
      @eb8681 4 года назад +4

      I died when I first saw that..I was so fucked up off that episode 😪😫😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @sibisundar9905
    @sibisundar9905 3 года назад +392

    I love gordon for getting so mad when he found out the wiatress didn't get the tip

    • @karniskavva
      @karniskavva 3 года назад +17

      All class

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад +11

      As a chef, he knows just how hard the wait staff are working each day. They deserve every tip and more

    • @dylanjohnston6825
      @dylanjohnston6825 Год назад +2

      Cause that’s bs shouldn’t do that to the waiters that are earning that shit that’s some top notch scum bag shit

  • @ajc8815
    @ajc8815 4 года назад +6485

    He's so offended about being handed food in his own restaurant it's beyond hilarious lmao

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 4 года назад +261

      he is playing the boss except he can't do his job properly so all that is left is a boss' attitude

    • @zillerx253
      @zillerx253 4 года назад +69

      he's a chef that doesn't wanna be handed his own food?

    • @j-spriteofficial2672
      @j-spriteofficial2672 4 года назад +6

      *hAlarious

    • @roses2170
      @roses2170 4 года назад +20

      @@j-spriteofficial2672 It is HILARIOUS for your information.

    • @Seasstryu1251
      @Seasstryu1251 4 года назад +55

      Food that he handed others. Plus, who cares if its your own restaurant? You still *serve* your customers, and this guy is the pinnacle of the culinary world, his rank is above his in every way

  • @suchethhegde8637
    @suchethhegde8637 5 лет назад +10062

    Can't wait to get a job at a company and immediately assign myself the role of CEO

    • @shinsukecorbin425
      @shinsukecorbin425 5 лет назад +319

      Sucheth Hegde Everybody can’t be the legend that is Pat😭😭

    • @lolzlolz5185
      @lolzlolz5185 5 лет назад +14

      Haha

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 лет назад +284

      Sucheth Hegde "Congrats on your new job as an int-"
      "Manager."
      "What?"
      "I'm the manager now."
      "...Excuse me?"

    • @TabithaStabitha
      @TabithaStabitha 5 лет назад +22

      Do it. It reminds me of that time Chloe from Apt 23 went and tried to take over People magazine so she could put James van der Beek as the Sexiest Man of the Year lol The staff ended up liking her too, aside from the two she fired. Something endearing about it

    • @sophieterry8175
      @sophieterry8175 5 лет назад +22

      Robert California

  • @rose-sz5lo
    @rose-sz5lo 4 года назад +6435

    "God bless America....F off fly"
    This timing had me WHEEZING

    • @HSdirectioner5
      @HSdirectioner5 4 года назад +39

      SAMEE 😂😂

    • @snowmanscold9662
      @snowmanscold9662 4 года назад +18

      The scene from the scene from the scene was in a very dark place in a small room with a large crowd in one corner.
      This is what a creted

    • @DefiniteIyHuman
      @DefiniteIyHuman 4 года назад +34

      6:34

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 4 года назад +15

      There's a fly in my room, and I'm wearing headphones. Needless to say it took me a minute to realize that it was the video

    • @Ownfamecollect
      @Ownfamecollect 4 года назад +2

      That shit was funny af and caught me off guard 💀

  • @miaallen6161
    @miaallen6161 3 года назад +291

    idk what’s funnier, him getting upset
    that he was called out for stealing tips, or her actually believing her tan telletubby husband can hurt someone.

  • @JAK_EDITS.
    @JAK_EDITS. 5 лет назад +2790

    “You’re sweating?”
    “I’m SHITTING myself”
    LMAO

  • @melaninmami4624
    @melaninmami4624 4 года назад +7832

    Pat: * gets fired*
    Also Pat: 🚶🏽‍♂️ ☔️
    *walks slowly outside restaurant looking inside dejectedly on a rainy day*

  • @RoyStorey
    @RoyStorey 5 лет назад +17464

    pat is the biggest alpha of all time
    gets fired, still gets to hang around and call himself manager

    • @daniribeiro6101
      @daniribeiro6101 5 лет назад +2015

      RoyStorey “when he got fired, he bought an umbrella and walked slowly in front of the restaurant on a rainy day”. 😂😂😂

    • @Rubiecat
      @Rubiecat 5 лет назад +685

      That's literally pathetic

    • @crimsonpotemkin
      @crimsonpotemkin 5 лет назад +626

      that's a level of crazy that should be resolved with a police call.

    • @marialvaren6918
      @marialvaren6918 5 лет назад +75

      More like conning everyone.

    • @booksandsunflowers677
      @booksandsunflowers677 5 лет назад +505

      RoyStorey I don’t know if it’s sad, funny, or scary.

  • @skartissue22
    @skartissue22 3 года назад +71

    6:37 "fuk off fly"
    Fly : "YES CHEF, SORRY CHEF!"

  • @phranco5310
    @phranco5310 4 года назад +718

    People get mad at Gordon for being so loud and profane, but for him this is his whole life and passion and to see people mess it up it ticks him off on a different level, not to mention he’s already a painfully honest person.

    • @geekgal3477
      @geekgal3477 4 года назад +73

      He has every right to yell and cuss these people out. They are putting people's health in danger because of their terrible food and terrible cleaning habits

    • @imma5269
      @imma5269 3 года назад +21

      Yeah, I think it gets played up a bit for the American version of the show though. In the original UK version he is a little less over the top with it. Or it may just be a difference in editing style idk

    • @bogdangabrielonete3467
      @bogdangabrielonete3467 3 года назад +4

      @@imma5269 I like to think that it is simply that much worse in the US

    • @cecilgoodman2343
      @cecilgoodman2343 3 года назад +4

      @@imma5269 from what ive seen, the uk version, doesn't always have problem with food and hygiene, its mostly horrible management ideas and stuff

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +5606

    "It's a grilled lettuce. I mean, can't go wrong"
    he acts like grilled lettuce is a completely normal thing

    • @mr.sandman7536
      @mr.sandman7536 4 года назад +109

      Hey Kim, what country are you planning to nuke?

    • @AceZ1227
      @AceZ1227 4 года назад +95

      Kim r u gay

    • @mr.sandman7536
      @mr.sandman7536 4 года назад +147

      @@AceZ1227 Now we are asking the real questions

    • @Yuri-qd7yy
      @Yuri-qd7yy 4 года назад +41

      This comment section is just about Kim and what he will nuke next

    • @unproven5399
      @unproven5399 4 года назад +61

      Kim will you start an only fans

  • @unoriginalname4426
    @unoriginalname4426 3 года назад +6202

    “As long as he likes my food”
    He says as he commits a hate crime against lettuce.

  • @mcdonaldschampion5363
    @mcdonaldschampion5363 3 года назад +208

    Me gives gordon water:
    Gordon: its fucking dry

  • @huynhgiaop7140
    @huynhgiaop7140 4 года назад +2360

    The dancer wasn’t bad, she was just on the wrong stage. And Eric was just eating tables.

    • @kaitlynhiggins3993
      @kaitlynhiggins3993 4 года назад +21

      I thought Ramsey called the guy Ares, not Eric.

    • @nono-kr7um
      @nono-kr7um 4 года назад +43

      @@kaitlynhiggins3993 May the gods bless us! To victory my fellow Greeks!

    • @kruss8919
      @kruss8919 4 года назад +1

      Which episode is this that you’re talking about?@Huynhgiao P

    • @huynhgiaop7140
      @huynhgiaop7140 4 года назад +8

      @@kruss8919 The one where that dude eats tables.

    • @ifi1409
      @ifi1409 4 года назад +4

      The dance is absolutely wrong

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 4 года назад +1526

    Gordon Ramsay: *insults the micro carrots*
    Chef: “P E R I S H”

  • @MarkaTella
    @MarkaTella 4 года назад +4293

    "You don't hand me raw food in my dining room."
    You don't hand raw food to Gordon, ever.

  • @EternalPhoenix
    @EternalPhoenix 3 года назад +57

    9:49 “ Finally, something edible!” This line is so hilarious tbh

  • @Doris1981Bytom
    @Doris1981Bytom 4 года назад +3112

    The funeral of cake is a comedy gold. But micro carrots are even better.

  • @s.storumus8620
    @s.storumus8620 4 года назад +2095

    9:26
    That shot is just gold
    The zoom to Gordon is like something out of The Office

    • @JoepHeki
      @JoepHeki 4 года назад +74

      this comment is so fucking accurate hahahaah

    • @elena-js3pp
      @elena-js3pp 4 года назад +63

      looks like the pikachu meme

    • @sereregio
      @sereregio 4 года назад +8

      I love you.

    • @calmcat8073
      @calmcat8073 4 года назад +9

      Oh god it is so good

    • @lucaoggiano6203
      @lucaoggiano6203 4 года назад +4

      elena
      ti amo

  • @hoctide5450
    @hoctide5450 4 года назад +719

    I love how he gets so pissed off when owners take away the tips from their staff. He‘s a great guy.

    • @riti184
      @riti184 4 года назад +2

      Yess

    • @digitdude1375
      @digitdude1375 4 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou
      @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou 4 года назад +1

      @Josh Cuthbert Its his restaurant... Its not stealing if he pays them more than minimum wage, he has every right to collect the tips.... Now its definitely a scummy thing to do and I don't agree with it but its far from theft. I wonder how much he is paying them though chances are he's paying them just the minimum wage required in his state. Still they accept the job it is what it is.... They can leave and go work at a restaurant that pays them 2.13 an hour + tips. I honestly wish more restaurants would start paying their staff living wages (13-16 dollars an hour) and cut out tips entirely. Sure tip if the service is above and beyond and you feel like they deserve a tip but why should I have to pay the workers wages when that should be the restaurants job. Im already buying overpriced food from said restaurant that usually has mediocre service as it is.

    • @merickbrother2122
      @merickbrother2122 4 года назад

      I wanted to like this but that’d make it 601 and it looks so good at 600.

  • @Alex-dx8oe
    @Alex-dx8oe 3 года назад +80

    That poor man that had to go back and check the cheeses in the ravioli😭😭

  • @fluff4887
    @fluff4887 4 года назад +2456

    Guy: Chomps down table and spins around with it
    Gordon: "Finally, something edible"

    • @Pipipipoopoop
      @Pipipipoopoop 4 года назад +8

      Amazing

    • @jessiev6496
      @jessiev6496 4 года назад +6

      What episode is that?

    • @nightroses5139
      @nightroses5139 4 года назад +4

      He could team up with the belly dancer owner Rishi!

    • @dhiren7787
      @dhiren7787 4 года назад +4

      Finally some good fucking food

    • @copythat9040
      @copythat9040 4 года назад +2

      Yeah that was pretty funny 🤣

  • @gibbiegames9759
    @gibbiegames9759 4 года назад +2696

    "Fat free cheese.... dipped in fat."
    So cheese..?

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 4 года назад +179

      -1+1=0

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 4 года назад +17

      Probably 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @valenwyrm
      @valenwyrm 4 года назад +63

      basically: Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor moment

    • @mnkkyluffy9830
      @mnkkyluffy9830 4 года назад +24

      every 60 seconds *a minute passes in africa*

    • @yaboi1288
      @yaboi1288 4 года назад +17

      this is like adding sugar to a diet coke

  • @meganishere
    @meganishere 4 года назад +1540

    "he got the pork chop sitting up" I DIED

    • @riti184
      @riti184 4 года назад +60

      "God bless America"

    • @riti184
      @riti184 4 года назад +74

      "Fuck off fly"

    • @gagethamage6589
      @gagethamage6589 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣🤣😂😂 these comments

    • @wessmasseymusic3922
      @wessmasseymusic3922 4 года назад +28

      A wheel for that bike out there, so I can get the fuck out of here 😂😂

    • @dustymatthews6079
      @dustymatthews6079 4 года назад +1

      Dame

  • @river7487
    @river7487 3 года назад +397

    Me, eating a bar of white chocolate at midnight: Oh, yes, that’s disgusting, you tell them Gordon!

    • @6Black6Metal6
      @6Black6Metal6 3 года назад +3

      Relatable🤣🤣

    • @drakebloodknight7981
      @drakebloodknight7981 3 года назад +7

      White chocolate? Don’t do that to yourself mate, you have so much to live for. What would all of us do without you? You bring this team together like no one else ever could.

    • @river7487
      @river7487 3 года назад +10

      @@drakebloodknight7981 I think white chocolate is the best followed by milk chcolate

    • @n0yume
      @n0yume 3 года назад +1

      @@river7487 Same but it's followed by caramel chocolate then milk in my opinion

    • @Gnosis4me4you
      @Gnosis4me4you 3 года назад +5

      Better than any other chocolate at night considering actual chocolate cacao has caffeine

  • @kiraraelynn8665
    @kiraraelynn8665 5 лет назад +1184

    Whoever added that chomp noise to the guy biting the table deserves a raise

  • @SakuraKagurazaka
    @SakuraKagurazaka 4 года назад +805

    The fact that Gordon can laugh, especially with the staff is amazing. The 'funeral' with the cake was my favorite

    • @The_Chef2511
      @The_Chef2511 4 года назад +7

      You know there are a lot of reasons I prefer the UK version of the show, but you can tell that Ramsay has fun hamming it up.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +4

      And the fact that the server is comfortable enough with Gordon to slap him on the shoulder "stop it".

  • @daryaionesco2634
    @daryaionesco2634 4 года назад +11850

    Can't go wrong with grilled lettuce! Pat needs his own sitcom.

  • @cabbagehead31
    @cabbagehead31 3 года назад +35

    I think it’s brilliant how he stands his ground against sammy taking the girls tips, he’s always nice to waiters/waitresses

  • @zodiaccosplays2754
    @zodiaccosplays2754 4 года назад +2684

    With the micro carrots:
    Gordon: *nom nom nom*
    Joe: They’re for garnish
    Gordon: *nom... bleh*

  • @TurtleGlo
    @TurtleGlo 5 лет назад +4309

    When I heard belly dancer I got flashbacks of when the three owners tried belly dancing and Gordon locked himself in the freezer so he doesn’t have to see it.

    • @mayanntonio2380
      @mayanntonio2380 5 лет назад +89

      Tell me what episode is that? I didn't get to see it... argh!! I need to see it...

    • @czntrm
      @czntrm 5 лет назад +44

      Ian Harwood
      WHAT?! I wanna see that! 😂

    • @theEpikNexus
      @theEpikNexus 5 лет назад +17

      Ian Harwood what episode?

    • @TurtleGlo
      @TurtleGlo 5 лет назад +15

      I forget. I watched it on youtube

    • @yui6753
      @yui6753 5 лет назад +56

      just look up the “belly dancers trying to dance on gordon”

  • @bigtravis6159
    @bigtravis6159 5 лет назад +4152

    What position are you applying for
    Busboy/manager

    • @Borshigi
      @Borshigi 5 лет назад +128

      /shoe salesman

    • @jaredkrause3332
      @jaredkrause3332 5 лет назад +83

      @@Borshigi /owner, operator, and founder

    • @JstaChillGuy
      @JstaChillGuy 5 лет назад +9

      What does a busboy do?

    • @duncanmacleod4496
      @duncanmacleod4496 5 лет назад +26

      @@JstaChillGuy Mainly cleaning and stuff, like clearing tables and washing dishes.

    • @MrZylix-6
      @MrZylix-6 5 лет назад +46

      Correction:
      Employer: “... And what position are you applying for Pat?”
      Pat: *“YES”*

  • @artisanamy
    @artisanamy 3 года назад +13

    I appreciate how respectful he is with the servers. Him having worked in restaurants for so long I feel like he understands that every role is important.

  • @jasoneverett
    @jasoneverett 4 года назад +3974

    Never understood why people volunteered to be on this show and then acted like they had no problems and would get offended when he points things out.

    • @jessehenderson2967
      @jessehenderson2967 4 года назад +206

      I think the producers don't tell them explicitly what they're looking for. All I know is that if they offered me a chance to be on the show, I'd know I failed.

    • @Zach476
      @Zach476 4 года назад +141

      if you watch the UK version it is very different than the US version.
      US version has more drama and makes the owners look like bad people.

    • @jessehenderson2967
      @jessehenderson2967 4 года назад +106

      @@Zach476 UK version is vastly superior, and I say this as an American. It's more documentary than drama.

    • @Zach476
      @Zach476 4 года назад +25

      @@itriggerpeople4433 they do care if they lose there business and all there money.
      if they care more about money than fame.

    • @REfan001
      @REfan001 4 года назад +21

      because they think the things Gordon points aren't the things wrong with the restaurant, its not poossible that their food is horrible

  • @thegentl3matt242
    @thegentl3matt242 3 года назад +2884

    “God bless America.”
    *fly buzzing around food*
    “Fuck off fly.”

    • @i.luv.anthonyxoninsta2161
      @i.luv.anthonyxoninsta2161 3 года назад +101

      fly: “yes chef, sorry chef”

    • @rcu1995
      @rcu1995 3 года назад +16

      @@i.luv.anthonyxoninsta2161 "TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF AND FUCK OFF!"

    • @gyroxaver6897
      @gyroxaver6897 3 года назад +16

      “even the flies are no longer interested..”

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 3 года назад +3

      @@rcu1995 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY

  • @jule_emi0257
    @jule_emi0257 4 года назад +4365

    "𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝓯𝓵𝔂"

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 3 года назад +46

    *It’s a grilled Caesar Salad, no one can go wrong with this*
    Famous final words

  • @lukegaier9490
    @lukegaier9490 3 года назад +7612

    I'm beginning to think Pat's not actually a shoe salesman at all.

    • @quartzuniverse3763
      @quartzuniverse3763 3 года назад +968

      He just assumed that role

    • @charlidamelio840
      @charlidamelio840 3 года назад +48

      @@quartzuniverse3763 lol

    • @lisaemerson72
      @lisaemerson72 3 года назад +394

      He's also an alien, he just assumed the role of a human

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 3 года назад +109

      **cough cough** Meth slinger **cough cough**

    • @kylesims4124
      @kylesims4124 3 года назад +160

      "I'm a combination of everything here." 😂 Chef Ramsay:. Oh Shit... Fuck me... 😂 😂

  • @katseatsushi4888
    @katseatsushi4888 5 лет назад +2233

    9:50 guy spins around with a table in his mouth. Gordon: “Finally something edible”

  • @BE-ew2pt
    @BE-ew2pt 5 лет назад +1174

    I lost it when the guy bit that table and Gordon was like “Finally. Something edible.”

    • @1objection
      @1objection 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, that's probably the funniest part of this video along with him asking that lady to get him a wheel for that workout bike.

    • @TB3hnz
      @TB3hnz 4 года назад

      That munching sound effect too XD

  • @Gneckes
    @Gneckes 3 года назад +12

    Gordon having fun with waiters always warms my heart.

  • @chickenquesadilla6352
    @chickenquesadilla6352 4 года назад +5902

    “I speak feline” this made me cringe so hard my body imploded on itself

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 года назад +120

      Dude, yay, someone finally explained what the hell happens to my body when I see unspeakable cringe

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 4 года назад +130

      I love cats but damn no wonder people think cat ladies are bonkers

    • @AliJayCraft
      @AliJayCraft 4 года назад +22

      The cats all ran home that day when they stepped inside ABC

    • @WaluigiIsAGod
      @WaluigiIsAGod 4 года назад +20

      Ah yes, a Boomer furry

    • @DigitalPadawan
      @DigitalPadawan 4 года назад +30

      that whole episode is an implosion

  • @jasmine7179
    @jasmine7179 4 года назад +6208

    Imagine going to a restraunt, and the owner greets you like this.
    "I speak feline, MeOw mEoW MeOw mEoW."

    • @innocentshy5898
      @innocentshy5898 4 года назад +256

      I'd piss myself laughing and leave, never be able to take that seriously

    • @CR0553Y
      @CR0553Y 4 года назад +100

      I'm a cat parent and I no way speak like that!

    • @snak-4788
      @snak-4788 4 года назад +62

      I would meow back

    • @reedmack7766
      @reedmack7766 4 года назад +72

      BoRk BaRk

    • @hunterorion1482
      @hunterorion1482 4 года назад +32

      I'd wonder why she told me that she wants to invade asia

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 года назад +5175

    I love how the waiters almost always know exactly what's wrong with the place, and they can't wait for someone with authority to tell the boss so he'll finally listen. I happens surprisingly often, actually.

    • @adj0083
      @adj0083 3 года назад +22

      Maybe they just want to agree with Gordon and also so they don’t look bad on tv

    • @ChaosoneX
      @ChaosoneX 3 года назад +224

      @@adj0083 Workers tend to know what's up on a delusional workplace, but aren't going to state their thoughts to the powers that be ultimately out of self-preservation -- the need for a paycheck outweighs the desire to try and correct course a business they have no other stake in.

    • @christinekaye6393
      @christinekaye6393 3 года назад +3

      Truth!

    • @Melly16yr10
      @Melly16yr10 3 года назад +2

      Yikes 😨

    • @timoratof
      @timoratof 3 года назад +13

      I work in a restaurant, and trust me, its always like that

  • @Pan472
    @Pan472 3 года назад +33

    "Greek belly dancing"
    We simply don't do that in Greece.

  • @Kewleymtb
    @Kewleymtb 3 года назад +10295

    No racism in this man
    Equal hate for everyone

    • @rainandhail67
      @rainandhail67 3 года назад +627

      The kind of mentally I strive to achieve

    • @COMPL3XGAM3R
      @COMPL3XGAM3R 3 года назад +67

      My iPhone displays pixels.

    • @adamnorris9646
      @adamnorris9646 3 года назад +101

      This comment is on every single Gordon Ramsay video.

    • @solami3910
      @solami3910 3 года назад +120

      @Scuba Steve it’s a joke...

    • @Chloe-pk7xv
      @Chloe-pk7xv 3 года назад +55

      @Scuba Steve damm that joke really flew right over your head huh

  • @sinner9192
    @sinner9192 3 года назад +3565

    “The five seasons” ah yes: summer, spring, fall, winter and fresh frozen.

    • @0nlytati.2x
      @0nlytati.2x 3 года назад +15

      Plzz🤣🤣🤣

    • @maryaguilera5944
      @maryaguilera5944 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'M CACKLINGG

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 3 года назад +14

      is it called fall in America? I live in Australia and we call it Autumn.

    • @0nlytati.2x
      @0nlytati.2x 3 года назад +27

      @@DevilJhoMama everyone everywhere calls it both autumn and fall😭they mean the same

    • @sinner9192
      @sinner9192 3 года назад +19

      @@DevilJhoMama ah, it can go either way! Some people use fall, other use autumn. I just used fall because it was easier to write 😅

  • @lumbagogotme1627
    @lumbagogotme1627 4 года назад +2626

    “Well, we have three little boys but they’re trapped inside cat bodies, meow” 😃🔫

    • @C00CH1EMAN69
      @C00CH1EMAN69 4 года назад +19

      What’s with the water gun
      😂😂😂

    • @rain3517
      @rain3517 4 года назад +109

      @@C00CH1EMAN69 because the gun emoji doesn’t exist, it’s just a water pistol lol

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 4 года назад +15

      Cringe af

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 года назад +4

      @Chadillac SPILLZ chill man

    • @firecat2465
      @firecat2465 4 года назад +2

      @@C00CH1EMAN69 apple use

  • @treyphillips118
    @treyphillips118 2 года назад +36

    I love how friendly Gordon is with the wait staff in every restaurant he visits. He laughs and jokes with them and treats them with utmost respect, regardless of how the food is.
    Good on you, Gordon

  • @navels553
    @navels553 5 лет назад +2541

    I love how much fun he was having with the funeral procession for the cake 😂

  • @someoneno-one2277
    @someoneno-one2277 5 лет назад +10051

    He protecc
    He snacc
    But most importantly
    He send your food bacc

    • @fbi7185
      @fbi7185 5 лет назад +5

      Someone No-one 100 like bbb

    • @kriscarling1412
      @kriscarling1412 5 лет назад +20

      Someone No-one shut the fuck up

    • @szcs95
      @szcs95 5 лет назад +50

      He protecc
      He atacc
      but most importantly
      fuck off fly

    • @ol6677
      @ol6677 5 лет назад +2

      2.5k likes..... 3 Comments... o_O

    • @SwoleHippie
      @SwoleHippie 5 лет назад +21

      He protecc
      He snacc
      But most importantly
      Where’s the fuckin lamb sauce

  • @JovanLatte
    @JovanLatte 4 года назад +1940

    "Where'd you get these carrots "?
    From the local the farm
    "Dont ya think you should have let them grow a bit"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @julianzuniga8905
      @julianzuniga8905 4 года назад +11

      And then he has the audacity to blame the workers for adding the carrots when in actuality the camera shows him putting them on himself

  • @beautyandgrace6288
    @beautyandgrace6288 3 года назад +12

    I really respect how he's always kind to the waitresses and waitors because he knows it isn't their fault.

  • @juliasyracuse3519
    @juliasyracuse3519 5 лет назад +1460

    3:07
    Gordon: “I’m shi***** myself”
    Owner: “ I’m also shi***** myself”
    That part had me cracking up for ten minutes straight.

    • @allotherlightsgoout
      @allotherlightsgoout 5 лет назад +11

      I forget which number of episode that is, but the whole thing is hilarious. It's laugh after laugh while watching it.

    • @jkim9866
      @jkim9866 5 лет назад

      But why??? That's honestly not funny lmao. I'm laughing 10 min straight because of your stupidity

    • @ajinkyamehere5365
      @ajinkyamehere5365 5 лет назад +3

      Coordinated shitting

    • @happycool2
      @happycool2 5 лет назад +1

      That owner was the funniest woman ever

    • @ilon1407
      @ilon1407 4 года назад

      *No no no you cannot joke about that*

  • @ShannaLaesway
    @ShannaLaesway 5 лет назад +2218

    "Is there anything else I can get for u?"-"yeah,a wheel for that bike so I can gtf out of here!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams 4 года назад +3504

    Chef: "I think Gordon is gonna love the salad."
    Me: *bruh that's a whole a*s lettuce.*

    • @denkikaminari9261
      @denkikaminari9261 4 года назад +23

      That’s what I was thinking!

    • @derekhernandez9989
      @derekhernandez9989 4 года назад +30

      You are really a smart cookie

    • @CookiehsAndDreams
      @CookiehsAndDreams 4 года назад +33

      @@derekhernandez9989 thank you!

    • @jorgeurrutia360
      @jorgeurrutia360 4 года назад +13

      Me: U CALL THAT A SALAD? CAN YOU PASS ME THE SUGAR?
      Them: Mam thats salt
      Me: Dam your actually smart

    • @growingupvlogs1480
      @growingupvlogs1480 4 года назад +13

      Why isn't it cut up? last time i check a salad was lettuce CUT.

  • @rishis1536
    @rishis1536 2 года назад +10

    Gordon : "You are not the general manager?"
    Pat : "I just assume that role"
    Lmao😭😂

  • @commanderkuplar3790
    @commanderkuplar3790 4 года назад +1174

    Me: *enjoying grilled lettuce*
    Gordon right next to me: “have you ever had something as dumb as grilled lettuce????”
    Me: *nervously laughs* “no I’d never”

    • @LedZep234
      @LedZep234 4 года назад +38

      Grilled romaine is delicious. I don't know what his beef was.

    • @aliasdirect882
      @aliasdirect882 4 года назад +23

      @@LedZep234 I almost liked your comment... then I reread it

    • @LedZep234
      @LedZep234 4 года назад +6

      @@aliasdirect882 why...do I care? Your loss at the end of the day. I know how delicious that salad can be.

    • @aliasdirect882
      @aliasdirect882 4 года назад +19

      @@LedZep234 okay you got me low key interested 🤨 next summer I’ll slap on a slab of romain on the griller and give it a try 😂

    • @LedZep234
      @LedZep234 4 года назад +15

      @@aliasdirect882 just a quick char on a hot grill is all you need. Do a squirt of caesar over the top. Thank me later.

  • @faithinthereins1222
    @faithinthereins1222 3 года назад +3740

    Gordon holding a funeral with a piece of cake is my new aesthetic

  • @HandsManSweeps
    @HandsManSweeps 3 года назад +3623

    “It’s fat-free cheese dipped in fat”
    That’s just a “well yes but actually no” cheese

    • @surya0_079
      @surya0_079 3 года назад +27

      can we just talk about ur pfp for a sec?

    • @chenyarir9086
      @chenyarir9086 3 года назад +10

      No wth does that mean?????? "That just a well yes but actually no cheese" huh????????? What does that meannnnnnnnn lmaooooooo

    • @HandsManSweeps
      @HandsManSweeps 3 года назад +8

      @@chenyarir9086 have you not seen the pirates! Meme with the captain? And @Surya 0_0 yes?

    • @HandsManSweeps
      @HandsManSweeps 3 года назад

      Im gonna change my pfp soon

    • @surya0_079
      @surya0_079 3 года назад +8

      @@HandsManSweeps dont its amazing

  • @sus_picious3968
    @sus_picious3968 3 года назад +8

    “Your sweating?”
    “Im shitting myself”🤣

  • @angeldust9493
    @angeldust9493 4 года назад +1131

    *man with a table in his mouth*
    gordon: “FINALLY SOMETHING EDIBLE”
    I CANT IM GON CRY

    • @mariacortez9754
      @mariacortez9754 4 года назад +8

      It was the chomping sound effect for me

    • @classystegosuarus
      @classystegosuarus 4 года назад

      ngl if i tried that i think all my teeth would just fall out immediately

    • @marekcernoch1355
      @marekcernoch1355 4 года назад

      @@classystegosuarus It's not a real table

  • @michaelmarcus509
    @michaelmarcus509 4 года назад +2731

    Nobody:
    Carrot guy: those carrots have literally been across the 50 states and been to the moon.

    • @darthrevan5609
      @darthrevan5609 4 года назад +114

      "They've been to the very gates of both heaven and hell and were served to God and Lucifer."

    • @Im_B0red
      @Im_B0red 4 года назад +44

      You mean Joe of Season 5 episode 11 & 12? His brain is a micro-carrot

    • @brenanconroy4052
      @brenanconroy4052 4 года назад +17

      They're at the 5 seasons!!!
      I couldn't help but think "What the fuck.... I thought it was only 4. I guess it's 1 season better?"

    • @predatort1me402
      @predatort1me402 4 года назад +4

      So what get so actual garnish

    • @annarivera4395
      @annarivera4395 4 года назад +7

      these carrots go GLOBAL

  • @LexiMoe-eg4yl
    @LexiMoe-eg4yl 4 года назад +3715

    “What are these?”
    “Micro carrots.”
    “Oh, microcarrots. Do you not think you should let them grow a bit?”
    “Well they are meant to be more of a garnish”
    “OH! *take it’s out of his mouth*
    💀💀💀💀

    • @meganjohnson5537
      @meganjohnson5537 4 года назад +278

      HOw dArE hE hAnD mE rAw FOod iN *MY* dIniNgRoOm

    • @ralphthompson9033
      @ralphthompson9033 4 года назад +9

      @@meganjohnson5537 tbh Gordon pisses me off with stuff like that sometimes too...

    • @meganjohnson5537
      @meganjohnson5537 4 года назад +177

      @@ralphthompson9033 fair point but stuck up owners piss me off more. Honestly I have a weird humour and find Gordon hilarious

    • @ralphthompson9033
      @ralphthompson9033 4 года назад +2

      @@meganjohnson5537 idk how stuck up he really was though I mean he’s just mad about how stuck up Gordon was acting but imma just leave it at it that

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 года назад +109

      @@ralphthompson9033 I mean, he sent out that raw food in the first place.... To paying customers.... And to a renowned chef who's there to help him...

  • @MrMoose-lp7ms
    @MrMoose-lp7ms 3 года назад +4

    9:26 I love how they’re dancing and then it zooms on Gordon’s face

  • @madeleine1214
    @madeleine1214 3 года назад +566

    THE CHOMP SOUND EFFECT AT 9:34 IS SENDING ME

  • @TheSeaofScience
    @TheSeaofScience 4 года назад +3264

    “Are the servers getting that tip?”
    “No”
    “Hey, that tip you left the server is going directly to the owner”
    “🤬”

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 4 года назад +215

      It’s pretty fucked up when you realize it

    • @JackCarregan
      @JackCarregan 4 года назад +14

      Most places do this actually

    • @JackCarregan
      @JackCarregan 4 года назад +45

      I finally started asking, every time I asked the servers don’t get any of the tips

    • @dominickpardo8702
      @dominickpardo8702 4 года назад +100

      @@JackCarregan Actually it's illegal to take the tips UNLESS you pay them minimum wage, most places will be allowed to pay around 2.35$ an hour and give them tips but if you take the tips you must be paying them minimum wage which is 7.25$ an hour where I'm at idk how it is in diff places.

    • @karanbhela2590
      @karanbhela2590 4 года назад +62

      My aunt’s boss bought a restaurant a while ago and did the same thing. He said he gave the workers choice. They could either take minimum wage per hour and give up the tip OR take the tip and get paid like $3/hour. The workers chose minimum wage. The owner took the tip if there was tip. That’s when learned about this tip business. It’s horrible. Why can’t they get paid minimum wage and collect tips?

  • @dwergs_
    @dwergs_ 4 года назад +5000

    "Finally, something edible!" Then looks round to see if everybody heard his great joke

    • @rhiannonkyle4831
      @rhiannonkyle4831 4 года назад +313

      literally me everytime i kill myself laughing at my own corny ass jokes lol

    • @justabowloftomatosoup5226
      @justabowloftomatosoup5226 4 года назад +91

      That’s me when I try to tell a joke to my friends

    • @marilynwillett804
      @marilynwillett804 4 года назад +2

      BUT THE GUY LOOK WEIRD BITING ON A TABLE.

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 4 года назад +22

      Paulie Walnuts from Sopranos. Needs to be heard everytime he tells a joke.

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT 4 года назад +7

      666th like

  • @oisheokay
    @oisheokay 2 года назад +4

    That poor women has such a kind heart. Pat is lucky to have her

  • @BelleActually
    @BelleActually 4 года назад +1516

    “I took him back and now I let him think he’s the manager” 😂😂😂😭

    • @redrosey7829
      @redrosey7829 4 года назад +35

      I am in tears 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raissadsouza2976
      @raissadsouza2976 4 года назад +38

      His name just sounds like it’s perfect for him Patt

    • @ggaccentc
      @ggaccentc 4 года назад +1

      Omg 🤣

    • @americanpatriot7508
      @americanpatriot7508 4 года назад +21

      There is something clearly not right in the head with that guy

    • @americanpatriot7508
      @americanpatriot7508 4 года назад +6

      @Guy Surname yeah and at the mercy of a woman that feels bad for him

  • @breadhamcheese
    @breadhamcheese 5 лет назад +2193

    9:48
    Gordon Ramsay: *finally something edible*

  • @kiandodd5670
    @kiandodd5670 4 года назад +424

    8:37 this is why i love gordon he may seem horrible all the time but the way he got angry because those girls weren’t getting tips they deserved was great

    • @taylormcgarry470
      @taylormcgarry470 4 года назад +16

      Yea. Which the have to serve people that nasty shit and I feel bad for them. Just for that they deserve the tips. the owner who cant even make sure the food is cooked all the way definitely isn't the one who deserves the tips.

    • @bigbossadidoss8678
      @bigbossadidoss8678 4 года назад +18

      Gordon isn’t horrible. I used to think he was just overly critical and just about content, but when I started cooking and learning to do things the right way, I don’t think I could call most of that stuff edible either.

    • @elliotmay7571
      @elliotmay7571 4 года назад +4

      @@bigbossadidoss8678 He's more concerned to the staffs and customers.

    • @slow_hunter_
      @slow_hunter_ 4 года назад

      Its scripted

  • @ThatBoi_K_Roy98
    @ThatBoi_K_Roy98 3 года назад +9

    "Omg, Sammy is going to hurt him." 😂 girl if you don't stop gassing this man up before HE gets hurt lmao