Saturday Morning Scrublords - Dong Dong Never Die

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024
  • Little did we know, it's all been leading up to this!
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  • @Ranryu692
    @Ranryu692 3 года назад +543

    "Is this the bottom of the barrel?"
    No, it was the heart of the barrel

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 2 года назад +53

      The answer lies in the heart of the barrel.

    • @TestAcct46
      @TestAcct46 Год назад +25

      They dug through the barrel, into the dirt, and found buried treasure.

    • @mikethemotormouth
      @mikethemotormouth 9 месяцев назад +3

      And Line-Kill Spirits is the bottom of the bottom

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums 9 лет назад +1686

    Somewhere in China, a group of heroes live. Perhaps they have moved on, perhaps they no longer see one another, but they all lived at one time, for the same thing. They lived to transcend the expectations of what was possible. they strove to grow beyond their limitations. together, they were a force for good. a force that will never die. dong.dong. never. die.

    • @benjaminlewis4900
      @benjaminlewis4900 6 лет назад +74

      Boi Certainly, they existed.

    • @TestAcct46
      @TestAcct46 6 лет назад +79

      This is the canon story and I will hear nothing else

    • @peterrusso5748
      @peterrusso5748 5 лет назад +13

      We found them

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 лет назад +71

      This is also true of the Best Friends legacy.

    • @jakestinkerton6621
      @jakestinkerton6621 4 года назад +7

      I saw 999 likes. Had to make it 1k :3

  • @TheTokiEffect
    @TheTokiEffect 9 лет назад +973

    Woolie at start of video:
    "Nah I've never played this game, this is the first time I've touched it."
    Woolie at 18 minutes in:
    "So earlier when I was playing this game..."

    • @KMS2K
      @KMS2K 9 лет назад +391

      +〉tfw no gf You can't spell Woolie without "lie"

    • @alphaalfalfa501
      @alphaalfalfa501 9 лет назад +150

      +KMS2K .........I think I just had a revelation because of your comment

    • @josephrivas4762
      @josephrivas4762 8 лет назад +269

      Woolie is the reincarnated form of the ancient pie-stealing, lying dragon known only as Woo Lie, the prophecies foretold his return but I didn't think I'd come like this...

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 лет назад +16

      You can't have a lets play channel without your token compulsive liar.
      I mean c'mon we're only going to be watched by thousands of people. Whose going to fact check?
      *[Insert the sound of a thousand keyboards, doing a thousand internet searches, doing a thousand paragraph long rebuttals]*

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 5 лет назад +12

      In the fate video pat actually says jokingly about woolie playing games before videos

  • @namegoeshere5220
    @namegoeshere5220 6 лет назад +662

    "What is this now...?
    Truth.
    ...THE SONY PSP!?"
    I still come back to relive the hype each year.

  • @wasted.experience
    @wasted.experience 5 лет назад +732

    This is it. This is the one. This video is the one I will always come back to. It perfectly embodies the hype, the jank, and the absolute fuckery that SBFP was, and makes me feel at home when home has never been farther away.

    • @duing_under_the_influence763
      @duing_under_the_influence763 5 лет назад +50

      I came back here to write just this. Glad ya beat me to it. This is my favorite video by them. It's funny and pure entertainment the whole way through, Such a underated lets play channel when they were still active

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 года назад +23

      I still play Shitstorm 2 and 5 to help me sleep. These guys, as a group or on their own, are forever win and awesome.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад +7

      @@RanMouri82 why just 2 and 5?

    • @DarkWraithKevin
      @DarkWraithKevin 3 года назад +18

      @@bobobsen cause the good lord is punishing him for the evils of pre marital sex

    • @ElGrabnar
      @ElGrabnar 3 года назад +25

      I'm glad I'm not the only one, it also encapsulates that weird like oddly personal references nobody else would care about. Nobody I ever meet in real life or on line regardless of where, knows or gives a shit about kof, berserk, Darkstalkers, eternal darkness or Hokuto no Ken and these shitlords not only won't shut up about it but manage to find chinajank that incorporated it. I'll never forget marking out at Matt saying "Mantorak" in the downpour playthrough, I'll never forget Liam's first appearance as "the OP one" before he got nerfed by the 3ds destroying his hands and I will Always look back through the archive for things like "That Dog will never ride a horse again!" And "I gotta eat the kids to save the children!"

  • @Hyper_Drud
    @Hyper_Drud 9 лет назад +888

    From what I've looked up about this game, the main character's name is Dong Dong, and the shirtless, red haired character that Woolie used is his super powered evil side called Violent Dong Dong.

    • @KMS2K
      @KMS2K 9 лет назад +233

      +wildman101093 So as usual Woolie went straight for a boss character XD

    • @jammo7370
      @jammo7370 4 года назад +97

      SHIN DONG DONG

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 3 года назад +24

      @@jammo7370 VIOLENT DONG DONG.

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear 3 года назад +8

      Nothing worse than a violent dong

    • @time4manmode945
      @time4manmode945 3 года назад +11

      @@vangoghsseveredear I'll say...

  • @jeremyr4964
    @jeremyr4964 5 месяцев назад +13

    This is one of the greatest LPs of all time. I come back every year to relive it. Just like Dong Dong, as long as we believe, Super Best Friends will never die

  • @AlonzoTompkins
    @AlonzoTompkins 9 лет назад +992

    The devs of this game... they're true heroes.

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 9 лет назад +22

      Si

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 9 лет назад +151

      they are the devs China deserves

    • @phalanx9834
      @phalanx9834 9 лет назад +33

      +ImmaLittlePip but not the ones it needs right now

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 8 лет назад +16

      +Alonzo Tompkins Either they die as heroes or live long enough to become the villains.

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 7 лет назад +39

      That moment Dong Dong has more heart than the new Marvel vs Capcom

  • @xkavarsmith9322
    @xkavarsmith9322 6 лет назад +494

    One of the hypest, joyful and pure videos the Zaibatsu ever made. RIP Super Best Friends. U_U

    • @toor6191
      @toor6191 6 лет назад +48

      Dong Dong Never Died. The Best Friends however...

    • @elijahnakumura4375
      @elijahnakumura4375 5 лет назад +29

      Tooru T Nothing outlasts the Dong

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 3 года назад +5

      The frequency of ads on this video is deadly

  • @Xenochrist
    @Xenochrist 5 лет назад +682

    The day Dong Dong Forever releases is the day the Best Friends return.

    • @Vulpane
      @Vulpane 4 года назад +57

      And it'll be on a Friday

    • @Marzimus
      @Marzimus 4 года назад +24

      Amen!! This was just a taste of things to come. #LiamBeatEmUpForYourSoul

    • @frogsby996
      @frogsby996 4 года назад +12

      @@Marzimus sorry but they will never come back woolie has pretty much said a reunion will never happen. There should be a clip on RUclips with him talking about it on stream.

    • @mr.raikage164
      @mr.raikage164 4 года назад +35

      @@frogsby996 the guy is just having fun,but this is the thing about the whole ideal the break up was still recent and it wasnt pretty so of course he would say that. It's just one of those only time can heal those wounds. Even if they do become friends again. I think this was a situation of wanting to go their separate ways for the sake of creative sake

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava 4 года назад +11

      If thats a fucking thing I literally cannot wait. But neither will happen.

  • @ZomifiedHam
    @ZomifiedHam 9 лет назад +2110

    it's like you got to the bottom of the barrel, and realized there was a secret compartment with even better shit than the barrel had.

    • @ZomifiedHam
      @ZomifiedHam 9 лет назад +161

      WTF DID THEY MAKE THIS GAME
      43:51

    • @RazielBR
      @RazielBR 9 лет назад +162

      +ZomifiedHam You realize that just now, you removed the lid from the REAL barrel

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 9 лет назад +72

      +Renato Figueiredo hidden barrel compartments are new tech. they weren't ready!

    • @calamaty2007
      @calamaty2007 9 лет назад +82

      +ZomifiedHam That's even deeper than the actual barrel, and is just filled with an infinite recursion of these secret compartments. Then you realize, YOU WERE IN THE WOOLIE HOLE THE WHOLE TIME

    • @monsteroftheweek668
      @monsteroftheweek668 9 лет назад +64

      And behind that shit there's embarassing PHOTOS OF SPONGEBOB AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

  • @HoxMouse
    @HoxMouse 3 года назад +121

    All the team photos at the end makes Dong Dong the most wholesome shit ever, it's genuinely adorable to see the dudes who gave us this masterpiece trying their heart out.

  • @DropkickSuplex
    @DropkickSuplex 3 года назад +266

    Thanks for the memories.

  • @Kawayolnyo
    @Kawayolnyo 9 лет назад +430

    According to the info I could find on this...this..."crossover"...this was done by a group of students of Beijing University, as a proof of concept, and they actually developed this entire thing (INCLUDING *all* animations) in, like, *two months* or so...this is the TRUE "power of China"? GODS of crunching!
    This is basically what "College Saga" would've looked like if it was an actual game instead of a short student-made movie, lol.

    • @lancergt1000
      @lancergt1000 4 года назад +5

      If it only took 2 months, why does the credits say that it took them from 2006-2009 to develop the game?

    • @Kawayolnyo
      @Kawayolnyo 4 года назад +18

      @@lancergt1000
      Polishing/bug fixing, highly likely, and etc.
      The content was done in ~2 months, but after that QA began, which lasted for much longer before the game gone gold. This is nothing new or surprising in the game developing scene, even for big companies with large funding. For example, CDPR stated that CyberPunk 2077's content was done sometime by the end of 2018, yet they decided to push release date further several times due to additional polishing needed. Might as well mention Yanderedev, too.

    • @lancergt1000
      @lancergt1000 4 года назад +3

      @@Kawayolnyo even after those 3 years the game still has a lot of quality of life stuff missing, like how they couldnt figure out a way to stop people from being thrown while in blockstun and how theres no 2P colors

    • @Kawayolnyo
      @Kawayolnyo 4 года назад +14

      @@lancergt1000
      Quite frankly and honestly, I don't think there was any "quality of life" intended to be there to begin with. It's literally a student project after all, for god's sake. It's a 100% self-aware product. They didn't promise anyone anything and clearly every single last yuan was accounted for during the development. You're overthinking this way too much/too hard, I believe. And as far as "polishing already-completed content for 3 straight years"...I wouldn't be surprised even one last bit if someday more info on this project comes out somewhere/from someone and we may find out that the release date was deliberately moved to match this group's graduation from the university (so it might've been their "alumni prom" kind of a thing, their "goodbye & thank you" to their teachers).

    • @lancergt1000
      @lancergt1000 4 года назад +6

      @@Kawayolnyo and thats why im modding the game right now to add the mising features and also rebalance it

  • @blooperswitches3625
    @blooperswitches3625 8 лет назад +424

    It has been almost a year since they played this. And it's still the best scrublords.

    • @Sapheiorus
      @Sapheiorus 8 лет назад +8

      Enter the Matrix and Wu Tang Style might be contenders depending on the criteria, but Dong Dong is also a really good pick for the best.

    • @CrownlessKingIX
      @CrownlessKingIX 8 лет назад +27

      They couldn't even get the Wu Tang game to work

    • @Sapheiorus
      @Sapheiorus 8 лет назад +52

      Saul Hernandez That's ironically part of the reason it could be considered a good scrublords.

  • @Ohnonoki
    @Ohnonoki 9 лет назад +928

    Dong. Dong never changes.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 9 лет назад +70

      Ironically, Dong Dong (the character) does in fact become Violent Dong Dong.
      I'm not even joking. The main character's name is Dong Dong, and the idiot with the M.Bison cape, his name is Terminator, just like in the intro.

    • @monsteroftheweek668
      @monsteroftheweek668 9 лет назад +94

      NOW GO. and let the legend be EXPANDED.

    • @J_Themborn
      @J_Themborn 9 лет назад +3

      Dong Dong humanity will never give up.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 9 лет назад +5

      Destiny is Dong.

    • @pdragon619
      @pdragon619 9 лет назад +18

      +Misaka Mikoto Old Snake: "Dong has changed...."

  • @MrSonicDoctor
    @MrSonicDoctor 8 лет назад +597

    I'm still waiting for the sequel Dong Dong: A Good Day to Never Die.

    • @FleshMachine-rg5pb
      @FleshMachine-rg5pb 7 лет назад +50

      dong dong never die 4: dong harder

    • @SkimLives
      @SkimLives 7 лет назад +47

      I can't wait to see how they sell out in the 3rd installment, Dong Dong Never Die Another Day.

    • @461Dragonman
      @461Dragonman 7 лет назад +28

      Dong Dong is Unbreakable.

    • @biggayzai
      @biggayzai 6 лет назад +8

      Dong Dong Episode 7: The Dong Awakens

    • @TheNorilla
      @TheNorilla 6 лет назад +4

      Dong Dong Never Die Another Day

  • @judeofford
    @judeofford 8 лет назад +857

    I always crack up at TRUTH: THE SONY PSP

    • @Effrenatus
      @Effrenatus 8 лет назад +54

      that part fucking kills me holy shit

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 8 лет назад +31

      Pat losing it is glorious.

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 8 лет назад +66

      Pat losing it is glorious.

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 8 лет назад +4

      your hair is shit, and if your hair was a hat I would throw it away because I wouldn't want shit on my head.

    • @SayVandelay
      @SayVandelay 7 лет назад +18

      Dong Dong will return in: Dong Dong Forever

  • @spase667
    @spase667 4 года назад +241

    The Streets of Rage connection is so bizarre. So, in the early 2010s, independently of each other, two groups of young developers, one in France and one in China wanted to make Streets of Rage 4, and as a proof of concept made a game which uses goofy photos turned into in-game sprites: Streets of Fury, and Dong Dong Never Die respectively. As it happens the French developers are the ones who ended up making Streets of Rage 4. This game is like looking into an alternate timeline.

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 3 года назад +37

      Aww they should have collabed

    • @cezarjulian0320
      @cezarjulian0320 3 года назад +39

      Been looking for this comment. Imagine a timeline where instead of the streets of fury developers it was these guys. Perfect timeline

    • @TyuErt
      @TyuErt 2 года назад +8

      That's wild

    • @michealballspen1s93
      @michealballspen1s93 2 года назад +15

      This is some deep lore

  • @Paranuui
    @Paranuui 8 лет назад +493

    I bet that gun's not even real
    *Pulls out rocket launcher*

  • @Chadius
    @Chadius 9 лет назад +265

    20:50 Did she just ask Optimus Prime to do a sick Vehicle Combo?
    NOW I'm hyped

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 9 лет назад +92

      I bet you have to be pretty cool for Optimus Prime to be your stand.

    • @TheEarthSheep
      @TheEarthSheep 8 лет назад +7

      +Jeedy Jay Or the least cool ever. There's no middle ground.

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 8 лет назад +6

      Transformers Devastation before Transformers Devastation.

    • @Rawyr
      @Rawyr 7 лет назад +9

      when taht happens i get the biggest smile, but I don't crack up until Matt goes "SHE SHE"

  • @ScaryBoiSupreme
    @ScaryBoiSupreme 8 лет назад +727

    Is this the hypest game the Best Friends have ever played?
    Without a doubt.

    • @CCBrown92
      @CCBrown92 8 лет назад +52

      That Optimus Prime moment is still hype.

    • @OldIronJohnson
      @OldIronJohnson 8 лет назад +22

      The Barkley of vidcons.

    • @SGman3000
      @SGman3000 8 лет назад +37

      Was this the hypest moment ever in Scrublords history?
      Maybe.
      But was it really?
      Yes it was...
      OR WAS IT?

    • @jeremiahcruz4328
      @jeremiahcruz4328 7 лет назад +22

      THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON RUclips

  • @Amokraw
    @Amokraw 9 лет назад +246

    >First match of the night for Woolie
    "Lets see who to pick"
    >Sees full stats on character compared to the rest
    "THAT'S THE ONE!"
    If you see this Woolie I'm joking and I love you. Just thought it was funny how people complain you always pick the broken ass characters, and you managed to find the most broken ass character right off the bat unknowingly.

    • @dokidokiduckie
      @dokidokiduckie 9 лет назад +67

      *cut to Woolie frantically flipping through a photocopy of a fan-guide that was put on the internet in the form of smartphone camera*

  • @Rudero3
    @Rudero3 3 года назад +71

    God, all these years later. I remember fucking coming home from Toys R Us, long ass shift, eating my Wendy's while watching this, and I couldn't handle ANY OF IT. Still can't.

  • @Rulytasho
    @Rulytasho 8 лет назад +284

    Someone NEEDS to put "Earth saved good we do it" at the end of a videogame

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 7 лет назад +42

      Ruly Tasho TRUTH: THE SONY PSP should be the true end to any game.

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 6 лет назад +207

    - August 27, 2018 -
    On this day, *_TRUTH_* has been announced.

    • @Mikedot
      @Mikedot 6 лет назад +17

      AHAHAAH IT'S FUCKING REAL NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

    • @TheHitchhiker
      @TheHitchhiker 6 лет назад +44

      STREETS OF RAGE 4 SAVED GOOD WE DO IT

    • @ZeludeRose
      @ZeludeRose 5 лет назад +12

      WE HAVE A TRAILER NOW

    • @posteriorpepperoni
      @posteriorpepperoni 4 года назад +11

      The golden ending will only be achieved once someone gets it running on a PSP

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 года назад +7

      TRUTH SAVED GOOD I'M JACKIE CHAN THIS IS MY GAME.

  • @RoastedPheasant
    @RoastedPheasant 8 лет назад +394

    Woolie's character is named... Violent Dong Dong. Yes. Really.

    • @Paranuui
      @Paranuui 8 лет назад +64

      Bone Bone Always Rage

  • @lilporky8565
    @lilporky8565 6 лет назад +215

    Special Moments:
    0:50 Zaibatsu Freak out about intro
    1:52 Zaibatsu find out mario is in the game
    2:22 First match
    2:49 (WOAH #1)
    3:10 Zaibatsu goes nuts over half-naked red hair guys victory pose
    4:24 First Construction guy piledriver (WOAH #2)
    5:05 Zaibatsu laughs their asses off at Construction worker guys victory
    6:50 Cronstruction guy reverses super, cue laughter and minor salt
    7:15 Zaibatsu freaks out over sexy cowgirl strolling in on Raoh's horse
    8:02 Doctor Gas Mask gets comfy (;
    10:35 Mario gets a tramp stamp
    11:34 Epic bicycle kick win
    12:16 Pat is surprised that the game is actually well made
    14:20 Epic clutch round win
    14:58 Weird summoning ability
    15:20 The power of the snowman compels you!
    16:25 Epic Jewish super (WOAH #3)
    18:02 "COME ON!"
    20:50 Princess girl summons optimus prime to do her bidding (WOAH #4)
    21:32 "That's a move"
    21:47 Twoyuuken
    23:05 Optimus combo
    23:12 An even better Optimus combo
    25:38 Epic snake forbidden super
    30:30 People-shooting super
    30:48 Epic bulletkata finisher (WOAH #5)
    32:16 "The three elements of chinese hip hop"
    32:55 epic nunchuck combo
    42:18 "I'm so shocked at how good this game is"
    42:28 Singleplayer campaign begins
    43:56 This is true love we're makin
    49:15 Car stage
    54:30 Epic hidden super
    55:38 streets of rage bonus stage
    1:01:25 "You can dong dong but you can never die"
    1:02:30 T-800 shows up for final battle
    1:03:00 Epic double super
    1:04:00 Epic finale cutscene
    1:04:59 credits roll
    1:07:46 Post credits challenge round
    1:10:34 Streets of rage 4 Reveal

    • @samouflage99
      @samouflage99 4 года назад +11

      There's so many good moments in this one. Thank you!

    • @vanzy01
      @vanzy01 4 года назад +9

      Thanka

  • @truthspeeker1
    @truthspeeker1 5 лет назад +73

    Don't mind me. Just coming back to relive some old fond memories. I find it cathartic to allow myself to look back, and even if the best friends are no more being able to see it all gives me hope.

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 4 года назад +8

      We finally got Streets Of Rage 4, and the super best friends weren't alive to see it. :(

  • @HobeBryant
    @HobeBryant 8 лет назад +68

    dong dong always makes me smile, even a year later. this is the hypest episode of SNS to date.

  • @tamral31
    @tamral31 8 лет назад +175

    Happy Anniversary. Truly, Dong Dong will Never Die

    • @Grasspinks
      @Grasspinks 6 лет назад +7

      Tin Can second anniversary and the dong dong still lives

    • @Lymund
      @Lymund 5 лет назад +4

      2019 the legend still lives

  • @Dragoon689
    @Dragoon689 9 лет назад +138

    Okay guys, I just looked this game up, and the name of the character Woolie played in story mode is VIOLENT DONG DONG.
    I'M NOT KIDDING

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 6 лет назад +15

      And the Terminator guy is named "Terminator"

  • @thepeanutgallery9980
    @thepeanutgallery9980 8 лет назад +188

    It's almost 2017 and this is still one of the hypest videos they've ever made

    • @janeyrattray544
      @janeyrattray544 7 лет назад +18

      The Peanut Gallery it is 2017 and this is still one of the hypest videos they've ever made.

    • @vivixion
      @vivixion 6 лет назад +8

      It's almost 2018 and this is still one of the hypest videos they've ever made

    • @Ravelle17
      @Ravelle17 6 лет назад +9

      it's 2018 and this is still one of the hypest videos they've ever made

    • @sporeceress1465
      @sporeceress1465 6 лет назад +3

      Back when Matt actually enjoyed playing video games instead of taking Unlimited Vacation Works. Maybe he just needs to get back to being super-hammered during recordings. I'd take "blowing out the microphone" Matt over "clearly doesn't want to be here anymore" Matt any day.

    • @michaelmaguire4147
      @michaelmaguire4147 6 лет назад +12

      I was going to add that it is now mid 2018 and it's still the hypest, but that last guys comment really chuffed me. "I'd rather Matt sacrifice his health and mental well-being for my personal entertainment" like fuck off

  • @RaptorChap
    @RaptorChap 8 лет назад +88

    I'm disappointed at the immense lack of recognition of what feels like Matt's best line ever @ 1:04:43, "EARTH SAVED GOOD WE DO IT!"

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 3 года назад +13

      I think it was drowned out by the rest of the hype moments XD

  • @2sappy
    @2sappy 9 лет назад +258

    I feel like this game qualifies as the "false bottom" of the barrel. Now that you have broken through this false bottom, i hope it's a never ending free fall through all the barrels, never finding the bottom.

  • @Thorrison
    @Thorrison 9 лет назад +363

    Man, you guys really outdid yourselves for the Shitstorm. This is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

    • @Crxw2Tired
      @Crxw2Tired 9 лет назад +9

      W-Wrong series.. I think we fucked up..

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 9 лет назад +6

      +DJ Meow-Cakes nope video is working as intended

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 9 лет назад +4

      +Isaac Morrison 2spooky. Complete with hyper-realistic characters.

  • @alyxwalker8999
    @alyxwalker8999 8 лет назад +89

    One year. One year since they've begun the voyage that is Dong Dong. During that year, we've watched them play game after game, stream after stream. Frustratingly difficult games, agonizingly slow games, games that made us shit our pants (perhaps more than once). Among these are the diamonds in the rough and the steaming piles of crap. And we know it is their job, nay, their duty to provide entertainment for the masses, so their audience may know the difference between the two. However, in all our years watching TBF as they continue their quest for game paradise, we know in our heart of hearts it will always come back to this. Because we know Dong Dong never changes.
    Dong Dong never dies.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 7 лет назад +3

      Gotta find that exit, to Dong Dong!

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 3 года назад +1

      Dong Dong is a fantastic journey of hype. Everything goes right

  • @Thedgarhouse
    @Thedgarhouse 5 лет назад +76

    Doesn't matter how far I go, doesn't matter how much I try to move on, I will always come back home. Dong Dong never dies

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 7 лет назад +90

    The devs of this game had nothing, and had nothing expected of them, and they were like "FUCK you, we're gonna BRING IT."

  • @Drawersama
    @Drawersama 3 года назад +251

    I have returned from 2021 after Reggie exprienced THE TRUTH

  • @guillermo5050
    @guillermo5050 6 лет назад +117

    it took a while, but DONG DONG NEVER DIED, HE BROUGHT BACK STREETS OF RAGE

    • @angelriverasantana7755
      @angelriverasantana7755 6 лет назад +3

      And with a little help from DotEmu and LizardCube as well!

    • @heardofrvb
      @heardofrvb 5 лет назад +2

      @@angelriverasantana7755 And Guard Crush Games.

  • @Stunnacrew87
    @Stunnacrew87 8 лет назад +327

    "Look at those sevens."
    Look at THOSE sevens!

    • @FuriousGorge
      @FuriousGorge 5 лет назад +11

      Look *at* those sevens!

    • @felphero
      @felphero 3 года назад

      @@FuriousGorge okay, plz what does the sevens thing means? I've been trying to figure it out for years now but..."Sevens"?

    • @pkbltz5272
      @pkbltz5272 3 года назад +5

      @@felphero I think they mean they're 7/10s. As in how attractive they are on a scale from one to ten. Hot, but not supermodel-tier

    • @ExtraVictory
      @ExtraVictory 3 года назад +3

      He said sevens but they look like rock solid 9s to me

    • @ExtraVictory
      @ExtraVictory 3 года назад +1

      @@pkbltz5272 tough to say a supermodel could be more attractive than "regular girl but is a 9+" which I think pretty nearly describes both girls onscreen at that moment. Its more appealing that way, for some reason supermodels tend to look weird and unattractive to me

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 8 лет назад +86

    this will forever be the greatest thing i've ever seen on youtube.

  • @alam4359
    @alam4359 6 лет назад +97

    Man, I/I'll really miss hearing the guys have fun like this

  • @CaptnMarvelous
    @CaptnMarvelous 9 лет назад +614

    This week on "Whatever it takes to not play BlazBlue"

    • @gamester091
      @gamester091 9 лет назад +61

      +Captain Marvelous Next week "Boxing" on the atari!

    • @giygasdoll2
      @giygasdoll2 9 лет назад +12

      tbh I hope they never get to it, and I actually like the series

    • @TheMerkWithTheMouth
      @TheMerkWithTheMouth 9 лет назад +59

      +Captain Marvelous Except this time, the game they play manages to be acceptable. This was the game we never knew we wanted.

    • @RandomDrugDealer
      @RandomDrugDealer 9 лет назад +1

      +Captain Marvelous They have repeatedly explained that they don't like BlazBlue enough to use it for a fisticuffs.

    • @CaptnMarvelous
      @CaptnMarvelous 9 лет назад

      Bobatemycake
      GOOD THING WE GOT SCRUBLORDS THEN.

  • @StevenFallsOver
    @StevenFallsOver 6 лет назад +127

    I saw this video years ago and laughed at how absurd Streets of Rage 4 sounded.
    I'm not laughing anymore.

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 3 года назад +5

      Now it’s like pointing to the sign and going “This ones for you, Dong Dong Never Die.”

  • @_Francis_York_Morgan
    @_Francis_York_Morgan 9 лет назад +307

    It's Saturday morning SOMEWHERE!

    • @Barracuda007
      @Barracuda007 9 лет назад +28

      +Francis York Morgan not unless you smoke cigarettes outside Quinn's trailer for 24 hours.....

    • @acicon
      @acicon 9 лет назад +1

      Over here it's 5am

    • @ditroy1974
      @ditroy1974 9 лет назад +3

      +Barracuda007 Quint*

    • @franciszachmorgan4193
      @franciszachmorgan4193 9 лет назад +5

      +Francis York Morgan Friday evening Saturdaylords.

    • @TheMachinimater
      @TheMachinimater 9 лет назад +2

      +Francis York Morgan 8am saturday, australia

  • @Aikaosu
    @Aikaosu 9 лет назад +92

    Holy shit this is literally the P.T. of Fighting Games as presented by Platinum Games.

  • @Boonoojootoo
    @Boonoojootoo 9 лет назад +46

    It started so small.
    And it grew.
    And it GREW.
    AND THEN IT ENDED.

  • @Rhymeruru
    @Rhymeruru 9 лет назад +70

    When a game can change Scrublords into Fisticuffs shit gets serious.

  • @KamelGuru
    @KamelGuru 9 лет назад +446

    Where is the kickstarter for the fan-translation? I NEED to know what the lore is in this game!

    • @LostSnowdrift
      @LostSnowdrift 9 лет назад +266

      +KamelGuru The lore for this game is literally the plot of Terminator 2.
      No, really, it is...I mean, the intro is a straight rip of the Terminator 2 narration.
      To further explain: Asian John Connor aka "Dong Dong" is the guy in the black shirt with the white dress-shirt over it. Super Saiyan John Connor, or more accurately translates as "Violent/Furious Dong Dong" is the shirtless pale guy with the red hair and jeans. T-800 (the ally terminator) is the guy in the greyish shirt who summons his friends like missiles, and T-1000 (the final boss) is the guy in the greenish jumpsuit with the machine gun and baton.
      The ending boss fight is something like: T-1000 wants to blow up the world by riding a shuttle into space and then crashing it, or...something? And you face T-1000, and defeat him.
      In a post-credits sequence, you fight the people you fought in story mode consecutively; they come in a team of two, then four, then six or so? including the final boss, and you carry your health bar between rounds. Note that story mode doesn't cover everybody and is random who you get; for example they didn't get to fight Autobots-T-shirt guy or construction worker in the story mode.

  • @CharlieKraken
    @CharlieKraken 9 лет назад +155

    They missed a golden opportunity to title the video "Persona 4: Arena Ultimax" and throughout the entire video act as though that's the game they're playing.

    • @TheAnimatedGamer
      @TheAnimatedGamer 9 лет назад +24

      Lol kinda like that one time with red dead redemption. it would be more effective as an April fools joke though

    • @markervine1855
      @markervine1855 9 лет назад +1

      That be good for april fools but kinda annoying after all the "promises" when they can just play it and get it over with.
      Now it kinda seems insulting to the fans.

    • @lecanoscoptical3455
      @lecanoscoptical3455 9 лет назад

      Yeeees!

    • @jugemujugemu4690
      @jugemujugemu4690 9 лет назад +4

      +mark Ervine (Lizard knight) they never promised anything.

    • @TheEarthSheep
      @TheEarthSheep 9 лет назад

      +mark Ervine (Lizard knight) feel free to unsubscribe because they don't want to play a video game

  • @Ribula1
    @Ribula1 2 года назад +25

    I reaaaally hope this game never gets totally delisted and unavailable in the future.
    This game should NEVER die!

  • @Crxw2Tired
    @Crxw2Tired Год назад +47

    And so I have arrived once again for my annual Dong Dong Pilgrimage. This video will never die. DONG DONG NEVER DIE

  • @Xunkun
    @Xunkun 3 года назад +50

    For those here from Woolie and Reggie's journey:
    *WELCOME BACK, FUCKERS*

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 5 лет назад +41

    Watching all the videos again both makes me laugh and breaks my heart.
    R.I.P SBF

  • @kokobanri3472
    @kokobanri3472 6 лет назад +49

    DONG DONG BROUGHT BACK STREETS OF RAGE 4!!!!!

  • @IndustrialGradeMage
    @IndustrialGradeMage 8 лет назад +23

    "My friends, though I have passed on do not think that I have died. I will always be with you, in your darkest and brightest hours. You must carry on, you must continue the fight against the Machines. But, should your spirit wane, should your heart be bereft of courage, should your will and Dong be drained in equal measure, just remember this:
    As long as you fight not for glory or honor, but to protect the weak, the helpless and the innocent from those who would prey upon them. So long as the ones you love are their by your side when you need them. So long as you stay true to your heart, your spirit, your mind and your Dong.
    You will Never Die."
    - Dong Conner's Final Speech, Dong Dong Never Die

  • @skeetsoldier
    @skeetsoldier 6 лет назад +43

    This was the video that got me on the zaibstsu train. You were the only scrublords willing to play this poverty masterpiece of a garbage heap. I will miss this channel.

  • @yhposolihP
    @yhposolihP 6 лет назад +38

    One of the first videos I came back to watch after the breakup.

  • @260exGOD
    @260exGOD 9 лет назад +47

    This game is anything but scrublords. Im calling it now Dong Dong Never Die for EVO mainstage 2016.

  • @Payne108
    @Payne108 9 лет назад +41

    That is not dead which can eternal lie,
    And with strange aeons even Dong Dong may Die.

  • @JunkCCCP
    @JunkCCCP 9 лет назад +33

    - Saw like 10 minutes of this video.
    - Decided I have to play the game myself and not get spoiled on anything any further.
    - Download game.
    - Curse because it doesn't work at all on Win 8.
    - Boot up my older laptop with Win Vista on it.
    - Works fine there.
    - lol chinese games
    - End up playing half the night
    THANK YOU BEST FRIENDS FOR THIS GIFT.

  • @MagnusPrimeZ
    @MagnusPrimeZ 3 года назад +12

    THIS IS THE MOUNTAIN I CLIMB, THIS IS THE PLACE I GO BACK TO, THIS IS THE ONE, YOU KNOW OR YOU DONT, THIS IS THE LEGEND THAT NEVER DIES

  • @chimechofan5
    @chimechofan5 9 лет назад +1323

    why was this a scrublords

    • @BoreBone
      @BoreBone 9 лет назад +263

      why wasnt this a fisticuffs

    • @no1important777
      @no1important777 9 лет назад +71

      +bag of real nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) why wasnt it it both.

    • @ev_artwork6443
      @ev_artwork6443 9 лет назад +224

      +no1important Once they realized the game was legit, they should have done a 'reset' playing a sped up version of the Fisticuffs opening to recognize this.

    • @ReviewHavenGaming
      @ReviewHavenGaming 9 лет назад +85

      +bag of real nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Thursday Afternoon Fistlords.
      ....wait.

    • @no1important777
      @no1important777 9 лет назад +18

      ReviewHaven Friday night- Sat morning Warring Scrubs.

  • @talbotsolenberger4434
    @talbotsolenberger4434 4 года назад +54

    I know I'm 5 years late, but the "truth: SONY PSP???" moment is one of the funniest things I've ever experienced. It's 4a and I am in tears in laughter.

    • @spankminister
      @spankminister 2 года назад +2

      It is a path we have all walked. Now you understand the truth of Dong Dong.

  • @apocpon1944
    @apocpon1944 2 года назад +20

    Truly, this video is a testament to a better, forgotten age.

  • @samrhino9224
    @samrhino9224 4 года назад +28

    For those of you still haunting this channel years later, Streets of Rage 4 was released Apr 30th 2020, and appears to have that chick from the last splash screen. I can't seem to confirm whether or not anyone from the Dong Dong production was involved as finding definitive information on the team who made Dong Dong is rather difficult.
    But the graphics are modern hand drawn smooth lines with no pixels, so probably not, who knows. Got me hype though.

    • @lancergt1000
      @lancergt1000 4 года назад +3

      The game has credits, maybe someone can translate them and cross-check with the SOR4 credits?

  • @nackskott12
    @nackskott12 6 лет назад +27

    I keep coming back to this video because of how hype this game is. A serious amount of love obviously went into making it and it's so goofy, yet so fucking entertaining. We need more things like this in the world.
    Also it's what inspired my username. May Dong Dong live on.

  • @dusty2515
    @dusty2515 9 лет назад +220

    HOW IS THIS NOT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

    • @HDmexsComboCon
      @HDmexsComboCon 9 лет назад +83

      +Dusty Black the woolie hole goes deep.

    • @madadardeb5580
      @madadardeb5580 9 лет назад +75

      Bottom? This is at the brim of the barrel.

    • @JJtheSNKKid
      @JJtheSNKKid 9 лет назад +2

      +Dusty Black What the hell can be below this?!?!?!?!?!

    • @JamJestKesh
      @JamJestKesh 9 лет назад +13

      +JJtheSNKKid Dirty Fighter on Steam Greenlight? And propably things on Newgrounds and what not. There is always greater evil.

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 9 лет назад

      +JJtheSNKKid They do hate Evil Zone, don´t they?
      Completely undeserved, of course, but going by their shitty, ass-backwards standards...

  • @vividian3104
    @vividian3104 4 года назад +14

    No matter what happens in my life, I will always return to this video. This is my constant.

  • @austinlove8821
    @austinlove8821 5 лет назад +22

    They came in expecting nothing, and were given everything.
    Saturday November 2 2019 4:17pm

  • @bankikkiMV
    @bankikkiMV 3 года назад +14

    Time for my yearly watchthrough of this legendary video
    Dong Dong truly does Never Die

  • @hencrazy
    @hencrazy 8 лет назад +170

    Chinese memes are a whole next level of snide trolling

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 лет назад +21

      Rocket Propelled Mexican Only the chinese would make an entire fighting game because why not.

  • @RayonNXA
    @RayonNXA 3 года назад +26

    Woolie returned to Dong Dong, and so have I.

  • @thepeanutgallery9980
    @thepeanutgallery9980 9 лет назад +33

    If every character's broken....
    None of them are.

  • @CobrajCommander
    @CobrajCommander 6 лет назад +69

    Best Friends Never Die

  • @Pup_Majestic
    @Pup_Majestic 3 года назад +16

    When you look up the phrase "passion project" this is the first result.

  • @blackfirya
    @blackfirya 4 года назад +15

    It hurts man... nothing will fill the void.

    • @stwabewwwy
      @stwabewwwy 4 года назад +4

      xen V all we can do is rewatch and suffer....

  • @KnightsDisillusion
    @KnightsDisillusion 3 года назад +14

    Still one of the best Super Best Friends videos. DONG DONG FOREVER!

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 5 лет назад +32

    I've never seen something so plagiarized yet so original

  • @law5121
    @law5121 6 лет назад +38

    STREETS OF RAGE 4 HAS OFFICIALLY BEING ANNOUNCED!

  • @luisitojr1992
    @luisitojr1992 8 лет назад +62

    Holy shit the story mode was epic more than a lot of other fighting games story mode

  • @y4oihands
    @y4oihands 6 лет назад +14

    This still is one of the best videos from this channel and from the whole internet. I make a pilgrimage on my knees to this video every year to pay my respects.

  • @pantherof10
    @pantherof10 9 лет назад +108

    why? Why? WHY THE FUCK DID LIAM'S WATER BREAK FOR THIS??? He missed some good shit! I really hope there's a reaction vid to this from him.

    • @Shayman94
      @Shayman94 9 лет назад +35

      +pantherof10 Liam's water broke?...#phrasing XD.

    • @ChronoTwist
      @ChronoTwist 9 лет назад +13

      +Shayak Mandal This is some crazy fan fiction...

    • @Shayman94
      @Shayman94 9 лет назад

      ChronoTwist e that I do't even want to imagine lel :D

    • @Shayman94
      @Shayman94 9 лет назад

      Me Auntie Nora ....ok then.

  • @michaellacy5923
    @michaellacy5923 9 лет назад +472

    Sounds like a sketchy male enhancement pill

    • @Rozothoth
      @Rozothoth 9 лет назад +47

      +Michael Lacy It sounds like a horror themed porno. The man whose dong dong never died

    • @AfroMetalMizu
      @AfroMetalMizu 9 лет назад +43

      +Michael Lacy One weird trick.

    • @crazyfighter13
      @crazyfighter13 9 лет назад +23

      +L Franco Everybody hates him.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 9 лет назад +11

      "enhances that Certain part of the male body" said the medical professional

    • @AS-ic6ic
      @AS-ic6ic 9 лет назад +2

      +Fishlips S. Kennedy Your not far off after all "My Ass is Haunted" is an actual horror themed porno, and also part of a David Cross comedy set.

  • @emersedrhyme
    @emersedrhyme 7 лет назад +9

    I've watched this so many times since this came out nearly two years ago. I think it's because of how hyped & excited the best friends are at Dong Dong. All I can say is that Dong Dong shall never die in my heart.

  • @DeltaD36
    @DeltaD36 6 лет назад +16

    WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THAT STREETS OF RAGE ART WAS FUCKING REAL
    They're even nearly identical character sprites

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 3 года назад +26

    Proof that you can generate hype from even the most surreal scenarios.

  • @KwadDamyj
    @KwadDamyj 10 месяцев назад +5

    8 years, still golden. Dong Dong truly Never Dies.

    • @SireForseti
      @SireForseti 10 месяцев назад +1

      there's a new version btw

  • @hathbeenslain
    @hathbeenslain 3 года назад +11

    Well, I'm making my annual pilgrimage through SBFP videos and this may be the best stop.

  • @imjustsomeguy72
    @imjustsomeguy72 5 лет назад +16

    31:00 Just FYI to everyone that hasn't worked this out yet. 'Banksy' is actually Sun Wukong (孫悟空), aka "Monkey", one of the most well known and significant literary characters in Journey to the West'. Hard to think of a Western equivalent, maybe Robin Hood in terms of a similar type of character who is near universally known of in Western society and has a similar standing as semi-mythic.
    The other guy is Zhuge Liang (諸葛亮). He was a famous ruler and military leader from southwest China (modern day Sichuan Province), during the second and third centuries AD. He kind of came the other way around to Sun Wukong - he was a historical figure, who like Confucius and others, achieved mythical, near deiific status after their deaths, and are held up as an exemplar in China's cultural history.
    Yeah, so this is a thing.

    • @Kydino
      @Kydino 5 лет назад +2

      Zhuge Liang as in the sleeping dragon?

  • @ArchArturo
    @ArchArturo 3 года назад +8

    After several years (even though my last comment was five months ago...) and watching yesterday's Woolie Vs LP of it with Reggie, I had to come back to where all began. Back to the basics, and it is still hype, and it still hurts.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 10 месяцев назад +12

    DONG DONG IS BACK, BAYBEEEEE! IT NEVER DIE!

  • @xenoboost
    @xenoboost 3 года назад +57

    And now Reggie knows the truth

  • @Rock-tc3qg
    @Rock-tc3qg 3 года назад +14

    Skip to literally any moment of this video and hear the gang pogchamping

  • @LOLDUDE641
    @LOLDUDE641 9 лет назад +17

    This is probably the best copyright-insensitive fighter out there.

  • @douglasballoni6074
    @douglasballoni6074 5 лет назад +26

    RUclips channels die
    But Dong Dong never dies

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 4 года назад +16

    it took 5 years, but the prophecy was fulfilled: Streets of Rage 4. Dong Dong Never Died!

  • @thevgclounge3872
    @thevgclounge3872 8 лет назад +36

    Greatest episode of anything ever