Ranking Characters as Café Employees - Genshin Impact 3.0 Tier List
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Genshin Impact has finally updated to 3.0, and that means the meta may have shifted with the introduction of Dendro... But we don't care about the meta here.
So I went ahead and made a tier list, where we rank every currently playable character in Genshin Impact based on how well I feel they'd perform as an employee at a café / coffee shop.
There are some placements that even I felt I would change while looking back during the editing process, but overall I'd say I'm content with my reasoning for the ranking of each character.
Let me know which characters you'd want working at a café if you owned it.
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I'd like to make some post-upload alterations to the list...
Yelan could easily be another one of the "strict managers"
Raiden could MAYBE be a manager as well, but as we know from how she ruled over Inazuma until we came along, it probably wouldn't go over well.
Zhongli probably does know a thing or two about making herbal teas since he seems to have bountiful knowledge of many specific things (as we learned in his archon quest). But I'd only move him up one tier at most because I still don't think he'd care about making any mora, and thus wouldn't see the benefit of spending so much time working. Again, he COULD be a manager, but with his lack of regard for mora, he'd probably order every ingredient we'd need for the next 10 years in one day. We'd immediately go bankrupt.
There are some more characters who also could have been brought into the Manager Tier, but I didn't want 1/2 the tier list up there.
So yeah. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
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java typing something lengthy? what is this trickery
Now that's what I call an important tier list
No doubt before i watch this fully. Bennett is going to be spilling every drink and snack and qiqis gonna forget the orders
I think Qiqi would write it down in her notebook and give it to someone to make it I think
Bennett is gonna get many accidents due to bad luck but he gives you money for compensation lmao
@@Malloooow so, he's the best, because his luck-he gives more than the order costs
@@Mayuapril Or she'd make it herself. Master of the iced coffee, and she never gets an order wrong, because she follows her written instructions.
@@Axterix13 even better
Yanfei is def manager material.
She's gonna make sure EVERYONE follows the rulebook.
Like ... We're the CEO, she's our right arm
definitely!
agreed
People ain’t gonna follow shit😊
@@Zombina638
When you drop an anvil on their heads? Trust me, they will ...
xD
I know this comes more than two months later but what I meant by "right arm" is "right hand man".
Sometimes (oftentimes), I'm a dumbass.
If Raiden starts working on a coffee shop Java is going broke
We all will
So true
But it'd be so worth it
@@JavaTheCup fax 😎
@@JavaTheCup I agree ngl
Signora is clearly the best worker
Instead of giving coffee she would step on their customers
Fuck yeah
well in that case im gonna go there every day
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I never understood the wanting to be stepped on are you all masochists?
@@cromestone1684 yes
Just saying though, Dori could be a potential B, A, maybe even S tier.
She LOVES mora, and even though her current methods don't apply in a coffee shop (unless she's mixing elicit goods in those drinks.. but let's pretend she won't do that for now), she can adapt and rake in a LOT of mora via marketing strategies. I don't think she would necessarily be an "employee" though.. more like a buisness partnership. She keeps the Mora she makes (whilst being promoted by the Java cafe) and you (or others) can learn from her and use her marketing tactics to improve the buisness drastically.
dori would also be the reason the coffee shop is shutdown cause high chance shes gonna do somethin illegal i mean she is the black market of sumeru
Yea she will probably scam some customers
But consider this-she might siphon money from the cafe due to how much she loves mora. I don't know her character that well, but it doesn't seem too far out in the realm of possibilities.
@@SaplingofSpunk Hmm, true.
she is E
I think Ayato should be a little bit lower because his exploration talent is to make suspicious dishes 😅 Also I think that Childe is at least C because he canonically can cook and is quite responsible and loyal to his job 🤔
However Childe would be trying to fight every customer.
Childe would flirt with some customers
@@skskskeletoncolourful3484 imagine walking into a café and the first thing you hear is "hey girlie" 💀
He would fit in as the security tho
This made me realise how many characters there actually are in Genshin
Yeah, tier lists are going to keep getting longer and longer in terms of video length lol. I was happy I got this one under 30 minutes
@@JavaTheCup Me who likes 45 minute videos : * just staring at that short 30 minutes *
@@JavaTheCup no matter how long these tier lists video get, I will probably sit through the whole thing before I realise that I have an exam the next day lol
I think Tighnari would be great for checking the supplies. He would make sure all materials for coffee are safe to drink. If a customer drank coffee with milk but forgot to mention they're lactose intolerant or a customer got food poisoning for any other reason he would always be there for the rescue.
I feel like if Scaramouche worked at a cafe he would spit in the drinks just cause the opportunity is there.
Yike, thats remind me of my senior friend who spit on customer drink because that customer being rude
@@mintpudding7908 Damn
Venti too
Diona even if she wanted too her magic would turn spit into a foam or something
Honestly I feel like Mona would just be like “If I can guess your order you pay double” then just reads their sign and makes some money.
Yelan should be in the manager tier as she already has experience with running a business
True, she has her own tea shop, and despite also being her secret base, it seems to be running well enough to not rouse any suspicion.
Apart from having power, Ningguang did work as a fruit-seller once, so she must know how to work hard
“If you don’t agree with where I’m putting these characters fight me” that got me there lol
I feel like diona’s gonna b making all these “specials” and break every single health code she can lol
Also, ganyu might continue working through her breaks
For mona, she might actually work rlly hard for the mora cuz she probably wants dem new astrology books
mona would also scare customers with her predication i mean imagine if some random guy shows up for cup of coffee and ends up hearing how is gonna die that day
Monas secretly kinda rich, so she probably wont work that hard
@@andand3570 no, her job just pays well and she splurges every time her pay comes in; so if her pay is good she'd work hard for the mora she needs so clearly lmao
@@andand3570 ik that, what i meant was that she probably wants all the new limited astrology books and whatnot, so she’ll need mora to buy them
I feel like mona could get ppl what they want b4 they even order
Kujou Sara: the person who is getting up at workers for slacking off
Sayu: *the person who is slacking off*
I would ABSOLUTELY go to a coffee shop with Beidou working there. A little arrogant. Judges you for what you order, probably openly. Not necessarily rude to customers, but not plastically fake happy to them.
This would be my favorite coffee shop.
I would see her so well bartending in one of those pirate tavern...
@@reddinareddika3624 Absolutely.
she'd be such a fun employee lol
I would start flirting with beidou ong
Going along the lines of xinyan and yunjin, xiangling could be the drink experimenter. Making different drinks that could be added to menu, different seasonal drinks. Giving customers free samples of potentially released drinks
diona would be the drink experimenter
@@auraethan xiangling would be doing it for the betterment of the cafe, while diona would do it to take down the cafe.
@@Callisto1117 yes! exactly my thoughts
Only ones I disagree with:
Childe: Childe wouldn't fight people just because they tell him no. He works hard and he can quickly turn a situation around. Plus he has the money.
Yelan: She would not leave the store just because someone was walking. Even if she saw suspicious activity, she would tell someone before leaving. She works very hard at her job and she's extremely smart. Plus, she would attract a lot of simps- uh I mean costumers...yeah...
Using alchemy to make a drink cannot go well
If everything goes well there will only be a few minor side effects, nothing serious :)
@@thebettafish3239 Depends on who's doing it though otherwise some very nice tasting drinks would come out of it
@@Steamy_Cloud Would they swirl and crystalize in my stomach?
@@thebettafish3239 Oh no- 💀
@@Steamy_Cloud Anyway :) Cheers!
The golden apple archipelago should've had an impact on xinyan's reputation. We learn more about her personality and I think she would be a very good person to take the orders and socialize with the costumers and just make sure they have a good time.
Love you use “we”. It feels very intimate and like we’re friends and chatting. Would love more these videos.
15:58 Venti could also do perfomances 😭
He even knows every single song from the past, present or the future
Fun fact Xinyan is a very diligent person that can cook and sow 😂 so she’d be a good employee
I feel like shenhe should've been lower just bc as soon as a customer gives her any sort of hard time you'd have to bail her out of jail for aggravated assault
Now that's what I call an important tier list
I'd say Venti would attract A LOT of customers if he's the mascot and/or the waiter because he was born this way
except for me, if i ever see that little eh-ing bastard im moving to another country 😭but even then, realistically every customer with a cat would fuck him over
He would be A tier because he is a bard and God of Song. Venti can sing, play various instrument and entertain
I love these tier lists 🙌
Java: "I don't think many people want to roleplay when they go to a cafe to get coffee."
Japan: "You sure about that?"
I'd put Albedo and Sucrose in at least A Tier because they are alchemists so they would be good at mixing things and creating good concoctions.
Imagine showing this tier list to someone and ask them to correctly deduce what kind of tier list this is 😂
I would honestly swap Heizou and Venti.
If Xinyan and Yun Jin are in A because of music, Venti has no business being in D. He's literally the god of song.
Heizou on the other hand has terrible work ethics. He barely ever shows up at the police station and basically just does what he wants.
Zhongli would be serving Osmanthus Wine instead of coffee.
I appreciate the fact that you look at different aspects of each character, so that even if I hypothetically didn't agree with a placement (Though you were pretty spot-on with this haha), I can see the justification and opinion behind the decision. It's refreshing. Your content never fails to make me smile, so thank you!
Amber:OH WOW! its my first time here at S tier
Now THIS is the quality content youtube needs. Other content creators can pack their stuff and leave
Venti should be A tier with the other live musicians, he already worked with diona, he would sing and play to bring in customers and he would probably be fantastic at cleaning since he can just let the wind do it
I’m going to evaluate the E tier/non-playable (for now) characters.
Signora : I don’t think she’d make for a stable work environment. I feel like with her and Venti’s history it wouldn’t pan well, Sara and Ei would have issues with her, Childe’s unstable relationship with her wouldn’t work well, it just wouldn’t be a good match. Plus, like Java said, criminal. I’d honestly keep her in E tier. I can’t find any pros for her.
Scaramouche : I love him, more than his theoretical mother ever cared to, but in his current state there isn’t anything good about him being in a coffee shop. Currently, I’d keep him in E tier. He’s essentially nothing more than a mixture of trauma and neglect built up into a façade he chooses to wear. That being said, since he was created by Ei obviously she knows how to reprogram him into what he needs to be. So, take him to her or vice versa and we should be good. I’d honestly put him in B after that. I think he’d perform well after reprogramming.
Dori : She’s shady but knows how to bargain. She’d make good money for the cafe, assuming she showed up. She’d also be the type to personally evaluate the customer, which may be unfortunate, if she didn’t like the result. She may end up not serving them. Though, she runs her own business - I feel like she’d be perfect as a manager. Therefore - Manager tier. 100%… ish. Of course she still isn’t out yet, but from what we see of her, I feel like this is a fair evaluation.
Dori and Scaramouche are going to be playable but La Signora in the other hand is never meant to be an playable charthers plus I don't want to be served by an walking liquid of flame who is now just ashes
ei would put her back in her grave
Dori loves mora, and mora loves her. I would definitely want her working for me.
As soon as I saw the title, I knew that Bennett would have to be on a lower tier. He seems like the one waiter who ends up dropping everything and anything he has to deliver :')
Since Yelan own a teahouse, she should easily be able to run a cofee shop
You might get some healthcode violations from Diona's strange drinks, but Yanfei can deal with that for you, she is a legal advisor so she can help you with all that stuff, securing the joint, permits, everything.
I Know Venti is not the best employee in general, but considering what you said about live performance, I think he should be a little higher, like in B tier. He still would go to work with alcohol, but he does make very good live performances from what we have seen.
“Not even a playable character get out of the cafe!” Well now he is 😈
i think zhongli could be a good manager cuz he makes sure everyone is doing their part and working hard, after all geo visions are often given to exceptionally hard workers. im pretty sure that diligence is a liyue talent material too, so theres that. of course he would indeed make the place go bankrupt but before he does that he'd be good
as a person who played the horizon games i would say that aloy would do the job but if some customer would take a lot of time to decide what they want she would start to get a really annoyed and say "could you please choose something, i don't have time for this!"
I feel like the travelers should be a tier because they have experience due to the ‘of a drink dreaming’ event, which was serving non alcoholic beverages like coffee and juices. during the event diluc even commented that the traveler got business up. also they were able to be semi-employed there just fine, and in all of the dialogue did seem to be comfortable as an employee.
I feel like local himbo Itto could have ranked higher, B or C. He wouldn't have worked there long, probably a week at most before getting bored with it and dipping. But for his duration, everybody loved him. Like, you know he would try his hardest at that, its one of his character traits. Put 110% into everything he does, even if hes bad at it. He'd probably be left to call out finished orders, hes loud and he would 100% remix peoples names into something fun and silly while doing it.
Though as someone who used to be responsible for training new employees, I dont know if I would fully trust him on a register. He'd probably be okay if theres another person up there with him, but certainly not on his own.
I had to train some mad stupid people, and I feel like a register is just complicated enough for him to never fully grasp all of the things it does. I've had a share of people who were legitimately too stupid to be running a register, even with help. I would rank him above that, solely on the fact that he will ask for help. Story quest wise, he got onto Tatsuya for not asking for help, so he has that going for him.
Oh no.... Itto and Tortudoodles would be absolute nightmares to handle if they were both there at the same time. They would get into so many fights. Tortellini would always be starting them, and Itto is too competitive and stupid to back down.
In the second story quest of Raiden she can make good tea which is close to coffee
Beidou would be a great employee, a manager even. Remember, she is the Captain of the Crux. She knows many connections in and around the business. She's like the strict boss but is very fun to work with. Definitely S tier.
exactly
java is just randomly creating an entire AU fanfiction
if this was a maid cafe i know this would be way different because i know for a fact that some people would want to be dominated by a pirate mommy
Zhongli might be a good manager coz he knows how to do contracts. He can be the hiring manager and make reasonable deals with suppliers.
Yelan’s at the cafe undercover for a job. She does just enough work to not get let go: C-Tier
I feel like amber would be like those workers that give u recommendations for drinks if that makes sense😅
Favorite tier list, hands down
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The tier lists are back !!
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Ayato would be an employee who can charm customers, but who would also be making sus drinks using whatever he can find, and even if he did try to make drinks normally, he'd still mess it up because he's canonically a mess in the kitchen.
Ayato would be like "I don't work for anyone, they work for me." though 😭
Hu Tao doesnt serve coffee, she serves "suspicious coffee"
Now THIS is the HARDCORE GAMING CONTENT I came to this channel for
Java looking over everyone job app
Really enjoying the outro.
YELAN IN D WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. She wouldn't just run out of the shop, she'd take note of it and then covertly work things behind the scene. SHE LITERALLY OWNS A CAFE.
this video was great please make more of these i love them
the only character i disagree with here is barbara. i think she would be s tier. she is an idol so she would attract customers, she could sing and entertain people, also get along with them pretty well in general, she could also probably brew some healthy tea. everyone else i agree with your placement. thanks for making this very important tier list!
4:56 ooh wait that's a cool idea a RP cafe, cuz like maid cafes and special themed cafes are a thing
Note, as a manager at a store with about that many employees, you definitely want that many managers.
11:31… Java. She wanted to unalive two guys for flirting with her. I think if you put her in a coffee shop, you’d end up with more cadavers than customers
they weren't flirting with her, they were trying to extort her, but yeah i see what you mean
Well I mean Zhongli knows a lot about drinks I think? So yeah maybe he does deserve to also be a manager!
With Tighnari’s knowledge of plants, I bet he could provide you great opinions for tea.
What a fun video hope Jave makes more of his tier list like last time I had fun hope to keep seeing his success
I have a feeling.. raiden is going to a c tier, dunno why, lets see i guess
u were right lmaoo
As we evaluate more characters to the tier list, we lose grip on what the tier list is about.
It's about "being a cafe employee" so the cafe itself won't expect Ningguang's business mindset or Ayato's resources. That would be the tier list about being a cafe owner/tycoon/investor.
Diluc and Diona have the experience of handling customers, so no complain about them.
He makes the best tier lists in my opinion
I love Java Tierposts litterally way more unique than anything
Alt title:Cup interviews genshin chars for a cafe
This makes me want to draw genshin characters as cafe employees
Their list vids are back let’s go
YAYY TIER LISTS ARE BACKKK
mona would look into the future and have all the drink supplies prepared for today
java, if you do tierlist for who the best cafe employee, you should also do make maid impact tierlist
Tighnari: "Yeah, my coffee is not according to regulations. What's management gonna do? FIRE ME? I'd like to see them try"
Jup. A tier. Getting the job done, but has his own will. Sometes for better, sometimes for worse.
Poor Zhongli. While I don't think he'd be a particularly fast worker, he'd make very good drinks, he has experience and clearly good taste. Between Osmanthus wine and the fact he often talks about making tea, he also knows how. He's extremely knowledgeable in all things, and great at conversation, making him good for customers. He always adheres to a contract, so as soon as you hire him he'll follow directions to the letter. Also, I mean who wouldn't want to talk to Zhongli for their morning coffee?
If you ever do a pt.2 of this (plz do) you should add a tier for “I wouldn’t hire them in the first place.”
Okay, but having an electric raven take my order while the actual barista is going on a weird tangent would totally make me return. It’s a talking electric raven!
Ah yes, Java finally making friends at his fav job.
this is a worldwide misson : everyone search for him in coffeeshops
"Fight me"
*Honkai impact 3rd fight scene ad plays*
LOL
The thumbnail of xingqiu looks really nice fr 😭😭
Collei at the front desk tho. All she gotta do it push buttons/write notes (if she’s a waiter) and talk to people which she’s good at 👍
Omg i love the theme of sumeru tea shop
Tighnari would be the exhausted customer service worker that talks to every customer like they’re 6 years old, and is passive aggressive to all the other employees. Great worker though.
Java: Maybe Signora will be a playable character soon!
Everyone: How do we tell them?
Also gotta say Dori is a playable character just not out yet-
i would want dori to be my manager imagine how much money we could make lmfao
Yelan could gather info about the competition and find ways to make the cafe better.
Also Xinyan and Yun Jin are really good friends so they could definitely collaborate on a performance.
put singiora is S tear, she would make a good decoration
Manager?
Ayato for sure.
Maid/butlers?
Noelle, absolutely and Yanfei.
To attract people around?
Xinyan and Yoimyia no doubt
To deliver food to someone's home?
Razor and Keqing, since both are really fast, keqing teleports and Razor has thunder speed!
Shenhe has anger issues. Somehow, I don't think customer service is the best job for her. It'd be a race to see who would beat up a customer first, between her, Rosaria, and Tartaglia. Definite D tier.
Bennett... E tier. Boy is so unlucky that the best way he could help your cafe would be to get a job at your competition.
Qiqi would be a good employee. She is meticulous about writing important things down, and what she writes down, she does, so she'd never get an order wrong. Also, she'd show up even when not scheduled to, as many a 50/50 loser can attest to. The one downside, though, is that if you ask her to do something and she doesn't write it down, she might just forget to do it.
As far as Yelan goes, she is definitely D tier. Gambler, and when she feels lucky, well, she puts off her work. Even has an idle line about that.
Yun Jin... it would depend on where your cafe is. If it isn't in China, well, Chinese opera might be a bit too niche for a cafe.
One big missing perk with Raiden: she's got her robot. Once the programming is adjusted, it'll be a great employee. And, also, you know what is better than Raiden working in your cafe? Two Raidens working in your cafe. Although, if you try to change up the menu on the robot, you might be in for a few century-long fight.
As for who would manage, my pick would be Ningguang. She'd bring in more money than anyone else, and probably turn the cafe into a world-wide franchise the moment you turn your back. Second best choice would be Diluc, as he also runs a successful business. Best non-manager employee would be Diona. She's the best barista, because she literally cannot make a bad tasting drink. It's canon that her drinks bring in business. Second to her, Xiangling. Yes, she uses strange ingredients, but that's okay. When Ning turns the business into a franchise, Xiangling's monthly concoction will be what you advertise, so people will come in to check it out... and then order what they normally order instead.