The only version of the frog Prince I know is the muppet one. And I don't remember the princesses name there either other than she had the weirdest speech impediment (which was a curse)
I’ve been watching cap since his first clone drone in the danger zone episode and then I knew he would be my favorite RUclipsr and all I want to say is thank you cap for helping me through some really crappy times just thank you
7:58 let me set the scene. The year is 2159, candy was misteriously made illegal in many countries, including Canada. Many flee, but those who don't have to make sure they aren't caught with candy. You are a security guard, you make sure people don't have any illegal items, it just so happens she does.
When you get two million subs, I will officially have been here before 1.5 million other people. Idk why I think that’s cool, but still it has been like 3 and a half year I think.
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Merry Christmas everybody I know it’s not here right now but it will be in a couple days and I wish you guys all a merry Christmas especially captain sauce since he’s my favorite RUclipsr
Cap I’ve been subbed to you since the late 600k subscribers. It fills my heart with joy to see you grow this much this fast. It feels like just yesterday you had only 1 million now almost 2 I love your content and will continue to love it. Keep up the great work and content and enjoy 2 Million subs. (I would also like a 2 million subscriber special :P)
Maria Antonia was Marie Antionette's birth name. She was born Austrian and changed her name to Marie when she married King Louis XVI. Nefertiti was a real Pharaoh/Pharaoh's wife and one of the most famous girls in Egyptian history (Behind Cleopatra and Hatsheptsut) Cinderella and Tiana are just Disney princesses. But for the history nerd I am, Maria Antonia and Nefertiti were a surprise.
No joke the notification popped up that he posted and instead of clicking it I FLIPPING SWIPPED IT my life crumbled before my eyes. Those long harsh 7 minutes of my life sucked
Saint Nicholas of Myra was born March 15, 270, making him 1,750 years old this year. Allegedly, the whole gift-giving schtick is "community service" for an assault charge after he pimp-slapped the heretic Arius at the Council of Nicea. In the words of Jesus: "Dude, that was hilarious, but also totally not okay."
I just started and 36 seconds in I hear a reference to my favorite book series. I thought I was the only one who remembered that. ^_^ I’m so glad I’m not alone
Fun fact:the average goldfish lives up to 15 years old and 1 human year is 5 goldfish years which means that a 15 year old goldfish is 75 meaning that it is able to vote drink and drive
"Who you gonna call? Probably not you, you're not my type"
-CaptainSauce 2020
GHOST BU... Ghost "busters" oh nononono
Who ya gonna call
Captinsauce:NoT mY tYpE
Us: * trys to call Captinsauce to help him get some therapy *
That's the perfect quote to end the year
Lol
@@AnimationCreationz HES NOT IN NEED OF THERAPY HE ACTS LIKE HE DOES COZ ITS HILARIOUS
CaptainSauce: Tiana...not ringing any bells
Me: Starts screaming in frog prince
I'm guessing Eastern Canadians don't do Princess and the Frog.
Adult male
it could also be that @@CaptainSauce literally has a tomato for a head but
@@CaptainSauce I'm not an adult and I still didn't know lol
The only version of the frog Prince I know is the muppet one. And I don't remember the princesses name there either other than she had the weirdest speech impediment (which was a curse)
Ah, yes, blackmail. The most effective way to get what you want.
Wdym?
Alright give me your kidney or I’ll take your kidney
@@thecatpersonuk9962 not now, I'm using it
@@thecatpersonuk9962 hold up my kidney, or my box of ones?
@@Microwaveables11 both
"Are you trying to tell me no strong independent waman can't carry no grappling hook" sad Mabel Pines noises
Lol
Lmao
LMAO glad I'm not the only one that heard waman
I thought I was the only one that remembered mables grappling hook
@@lazyzombie2155 "GRAPPLING HOOK!"
Cap: *looks at a turtle and crab math question*
Also Cap: “how much is a lobster worth?”
“I didn’t expect blackmail to work at ALL”
Who would've known Santa is faster than the pizza guy and police
I think he got his ps5 early because of that lol
Good decision swiping left on Marie Antoinette, she seems like a, "no head" type of girl.
take the like and gtfo
some might say she lost her mind.
Ba dum tsss
Why
@@RealHareebo because yes
"You guys have dirty minds too!"
Damn right we do.
Yes
HAIL YA
My dirty mindedness started at the age of 10
Wait a minute where is that hail ya from?
@@MP3pl4y3r Mine started at 9, so yeah.
Fun fact: camels place excess water into their blood cells making them a moving water hump
True
Didn't know that.
"and he will help you with your... FACIAL"
*insert face of disappointment *
I died
*"Not making any dirty jokes"*
Not even 10 seconds later: *"I'm just gonna get Fernando in here and he will help you with your facial."* *"Damnit"*
"And please don't take that out of context"
Captainsause 2020
that's captainsauce in almost every video
I wish you merry Christmas captainsauce and thank you making everyone’s quarantines better with your videos!
Agreed
Let’s get this tons of likes
likes 4 life
Yes
Trash man approves this and acknowledges it as a fact
11:00
The fact that he went the whole minigame without making a dirty joke only to accidentally make one at the end just cracked me up
I’ve been watching cap since his first clone drone in the danger zone episode and then I knew he would be my favorite RUclipsr and all I want to say is thank you cap for helping me through some really crappy times just thank you
Huh, so I'm not the only one who remembers animorphs
You might not remember this game it’s called do not feed the monkeys I love That video play more
Sounds interesting
the illuminati one?
Ya
100% agree
Yes
"She looks like the halfway point in an animorph cover,"
*Captain Sauce 2020*
OMG THE START WAS FRICKING HILLARIOUS WTF
Yes
3
Sauce: not gonna make a dirty joke, not gonna make a dirty joke, not gonna make a dirty joke!
Also Sauce: Facial.... DAMMIT!!!
CaptainSauce: we’re not going to ask questions
Me: ask question
Local tomato gets PS5 from santa after blackmailing him with a unicorn, circa 2020 colorized
7:58 let me set the scene. The year is 2159, candy was misteriously made illegal in many countries, including Canada. Many flee, but those who don't have to make sure they aren't caught with candy. You are a security guard, you make sure people don't have any illegal items, it just so happens she does.
So what, is this the 5 min crafts universe?
Sauce: “im not trying to think about anything dirty”
Also Sauce: “safet pasties”
I love how he tried so hard not to make a dirty joke but still even failed at that 😂😂😂😂
Captainsauce: *trying not to think of or say a dirty joke*
His mind: *is already thinking of dirty jokes*
"thicker than a snicker" that sent me over so fast.
My brain is still dirty it would take a power washer to clean me
CaptainSauce:*uploads*
Everyone:STRAIGHT TO COMMENTS
poopy
Yep
That's what I'm doing
I can definitely see that this game is creating the dirty situations, and his reactions to them are quite funny
Ok, that thumbnail is true art and i love it
Play fortnite
Damm
The pie that Said Pie me up is a Refrence to "beam me up Jonny" I believe....
All your base are belong to us
@@justarandompan3021 What are you talking about?
When you so early you dont know what to say so you just comment sum random
3
Like dink
DRINK
when are dogg?
DOOG
"No matter how kinky Santa's naughty list sounds" is an amazing line
You’re the best RUclips
He is the best youtube
He's actually the only RUclipsr.
I love all RUclips’s tbh
Yeah he's my favorite youtube
Yeah This is my favorite RUclips
Less than a minute in and he hits me with that Animorphs nostalgia, lmao. 10/10
When you get two million subs, I will officially have been here before 1.5 million other people. Idk why I think that’s cool, but still it has been like 3 and a half year I think.
same here
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It was a hard choice, watching this or shark but only when anyone says “E”
EDIT: I watched both
So close to 2 Mil Cap props to you for making this journey so fun for us
"I mean Santa's got a pole....."
*Sigh*
Hi
Bro how do you have so many comments
@@jaxthejaxy9151 I've been a fan of the channel for a long time
I love the misplaced squirt and peach emoji, it is a surprise attack of dirty
His videos are one of the few things that really help me in the divorce of my parents. Captainsauce, thank you for this.
Animorphs!! I haven't though about Animorphs in 15 years. I loved reading animorphs in Junior High.
Merry Christmas everybody I know it’s not here right now but it will be in a couple days and I wish you guys all a merry Christmas especially captain sauce since he’s my favorite RUclipsr
I got exsposed to COVID also sorry for the bad grammar pad broke
Yep
...and a merry Christmas to you!
@@thissucks1062 well that sucks
More people need to subscribe because he's almost at 2 million
I think it is hilarious he is stil dirty in the most holy time
5:00 That girl looks like the girl from the ''Oh look! A dandelion must be the last one of the season!'' Meme lol
When you’re so early you havent even watched the video and try to predict what happens in the video and say something funny about it
@@christopherpapelino889 ah, a man of culture. My favorite is Ghosts n Stuff
@@fractal8499 WHENE ARE HAS DOG
WHEN
The pressure is now on for cap to make a tabs unicorn as powerful as Santa claws
Yes
YOUR FIRST!
You’re first
Congrats on being first
You first
By the way, kill it with fire got an update! You like lasers? No gravity? Never knowing what spooders around the corner? Check it out!
“This is just veganning” is “this is just beginning”
Bad
I don't tend to like videogames like this but I'll watch pretty much anything you put out because every video has some comedic value
Finally on the first ones
U were the first one
NOBODY CARES
Cap: Tiana............not ringing any bells
Me: *Screams in Princess and the frog*
Copied be quiet
“Nefertitty”
Cap is so close to 2 mil, we need to get him there so 2020 has something good to offer.
Did he just say Tiana doesn’t ring any bells does he not remember Princess and the frog
Wat that
He called the crabs lobsters
Cap I’ve been subbed to you since the late 600k subscribers. It fills my heart with joy to see you grow this much this fast. It feels like just yesterday you had only 1 million now almost 2 I love your content and will continue to love it. Keep up the great work and content and enjoy 2 Million subs. (I would also like a 2 million subscriber special :P)
im guessing captain sauce first sub was one of his parents like this if you think the same
I think the same
@@brothersoldiers2180 nice
10:35 "I'm not going to make a dirty joke, I'm not going to make a dirty joke, I'm not going to make a dirty joke." 30 seconds later: "DAMN IT"
First? Maybe not It says no views but has 4 likes sooooo I don’t know
taco
pizza
Maria Antonia was Marie Antionette's birth name. She was born Austrian and changed her name to Marie when she married King Louis XVI.
Nefertiti was a real Pharaoh/Pharaoh's wife and one of the most famous girls in Egyptian history (Behind Cleopatra and Hatsheptsut)
Cinderella and Tiana are just Disney princesses. But for the history nerd I am, Maria Antonia and Nefertiti were a surprise.
I am the true first
Nope
The ending is basically Captain Sauce Flexing His PS5.
Captain Sauce is about to hit 2mil subs.
Being 15 and understanding every thing he says is not ok but what ever still the best youtuber alive
Did not expect Santa to ship you your ps5 this quick, the date with the pole unicorn must have been a massive success.
I feel like this game is supposed to burn your brain not wash it.
"I didn't expect blackmail to work at all!" LOL that was funny
I'm mad Captain Sauce didn't notice he passed 420.
And after all the Wacko Tomacco we've grown together!!!!
It means it's just the beginning 7:38 he tries so hard not to make the jokes but he's just can't help it
Come on everybody Captainsauce is about to reach 2 MILLION Lets get him there by Christmas Let's go
yayyyyy Capppppp MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL DEM COOL PPLS WHO SPEND CHRISTMAS WATCHING CAPTIANSAUCE RATHER THAN WITH FAMILY-
Have a merry Christmas captain sauce and everyone else
U too
No joke the notification popped up that he posted and instead of clicking it I FLIPPING SWIPPED IT my life crumbled before my eyes. Those long harsh 7 minutes of my life sucked
A Mermaid ninja was not what I was expecting.
Saint Nicholas of Myra was born March 15, 270, making him 1,750 years old this year. Allegedly, the whole gift-giving schtick is "community service" for an assault charge after he pimp-slapped the heretic Arius at the Council of Nicea. In the words of Jesus: "Dude, that was hilarious, but also totally not okay."
"Again don't take that out of context"
-Captainsauce
Hey captainsauce. You are the most funniest person I have ever seen on RUclips and we all wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Somebody give this guy his 2 million subs and his ps5, he deserves it.
Tiana is from princesses and the frog 🐸
“Guys, I gotta level with you here. I didn’t expect him to work that fast and I didn’t expect blackmail to work at all.”
-CaptainSauce 2020
Let’s get captionsause to 2 million subs
10 nerd points for knowing what “Animorphs” is.
The lesson today is blackmail always works
This is the second time he has used the word thicker than a snicker
i seriosly think i would have gone insane this last year if it werent for captainsauce
I just started and 36 seconds in I hear a reference to my favorite book series. I thought I was the only one who remembered that. ^_^ I’m so glad I’m not alone
You're going to be the only
youtuber I ever watch anymore
He’s closing in on 2 million guys, just 10,000 away
Fun fact:the average goldfish lives up to 15 years old and 1 human year is 5 goldfish years which means that a 15 year old goldfish is 75 meaning that it is able to vote drink and drive
It's an early Christmas, Captainsauce posted
16:35 Captain: two lobsters are 30.
Us: those are crabs, right?
Fun little bit of info
Santa is somewhere around 1700 years old and Mrs Clause is about 220
I DON’T GET ANY OF THE INNUENDOES UNLESS YOU TELL ME NOT TO TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT
If we don’t get Sir Sauce to 2 mil before 2021 I’m disappointed
1:23 Welcome to the adult version of Build-a-Bear
Build-a-bitch
I feel like this channel is like a documentary of a decent into madness and brain wash is his anti insanity treatment