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  • @nefrox1997
    @nefrox1997 2 месяца назад +4837

    That Karen haircut is insane

    • @krypt0939
      @krypt0939 2 месяца назад +145

      Korean boyband ahh cut

    • @titok0018
      @titok0018 2 месяца назад +4

      SAME thought went truw my mind

    • @fexzer6269
      @fexzer6269 2 месяца назад +7

      Upside down v

    • @pufhball2710
      @pufhball2710 2 месяца назад +6

      He's trying to be a member of a k-pop group

    • @user-vd6zf4fx1t
      @user-vd6zf4fx1t 2 месяца назад +1

      Hes keeping it bad to avoid the sneako collage

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 2 месяца назад +3356

    New “___ situation is insane” slop just dropped

    • @V0W4N
      @V0W4N 2 месяца назад

      cant wait to dislike this shi 🙏

    • @topnotchcupoftea
      @topnotchcupoftea 2 месяца назад +51

      Hmmm delicious pyro slop

    • @pufhball2710
      @pufhball2710 2 месяца назад +26

      Slop is Life

    • @flameseeker4060
      @flameseeker4060 2 месяца назад +8

      any slop live enjoyers?

    • @sethcolson7223
      @sethcolson7223 2 месяца назад +11

      ai generated titles would be more creative than pyros

  • @kage28
    @kage28 2 месяца назад +870

    Normally, when people say their hair looks bad i disagree, but that trim is absolute pony.

    • @hectallium
      @hectallium 2 месяца назад +5

      absolute porny or absolute pony?

    • @trollfearce29
      @trollfearce29 2 месяца назад +2

      bofa@@hectallium

    • @hectallium
      @hectallium 2 месяца назад +9

      @@trollfearce29 20 dollars is 20 dollars, im putting my skirt on rq

    • @ilovethestrokes
      @ilovethestrokes 2 месяца назад

      what's bofa? 🤔​@@trollfearce29

    • @Narsaku3
      @Narsaku3 2 месяца назад

      A few years ago I repented to God then Prayed for help, "I was until then an Atheist."
      I then had a dream of Jesus coming before God and he spoke of the Tabernacle in Perfect context, "A word I didn't know existed.", and what I felt from Jesus when I Held him was unlike Anything I've Ever felt before - A Lifetime of Love Every Second - It brought me to Sobbing and it changed my life, Forever.
      I've had Many experiences since, "Several witnessed".
      A voice Spoke Clearly into my ear, "Go Visit Your Father Today.", hours before he passed. When I prayed if I could leave this world my body spoke a word Without My Permission I Never Heard Before, "Malarkey". Hours before a major surgery a Bright orb of light Passed across my face.
      God and Jesus ARE real! Truly Love God & Everyone!
      I believe Prayer, Following God's laws & Love is the answer, and through that, Truly becoming Humble, Merciful, Welcoming, Giving, Gentle, Respectful, Compassionate, Patient, Kind and Forgiving, To All. qw

  • @plutoniclol6589
    @plutoniclol6589 2 месяца назад +187

    british tiktok influencers are like the people who appear on gta 5 radios

    • @pervenchemusic
      @pervenchemusic 2 месяца назад +2

      It literally is gta here

    • @kyaban5192
      @kyaban5192 2 месяца назад +5

      Insane comparison, but true. It's so cartoony honestly.

  • @jouiihihui9517
    @jouiihihui9517 2 месяца назад +2477

    Bro please just go bald at this point

    • @knucks5793
      @knucks5793 2 месяца назад +74

      damn i messed up we gotta go bald

    • @astrophobia5820
      @astrophobia5820 2 месяца назад +20

      Words cannot explain how much I love your profile picture

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 2 месяца назад +9

      Perpetual Breaking Bad reference

    • @fly1ngf0x
      @fly1ngf0x 2 месяца назад +7

      I will pay him to shave his head

    • @opticalsalt2306
      @opticalsalt2306 2 месяца назад

      @@astrophobia5820Same

  • @kagepigeon1890
    @kagepigeon1890 2 месяца назад +738

    bro is not leon from Resident Evil

    • @timweeks2259
      @timweeks2259 2 месяца назад +45

      The Leon we have at home.

    • @recon1468
      @recon1468 2 месяца назад +26

      Poundland Leon

    • @TheWow1323
      @TheWow1323 2 месяца назад +12

      He's Felino from Inhabitant Malevolent

    • @Nobody76World
      @Nobody76World 2 месяца назад

      @@recon1468ffs 😂😂😂

    • @slaughtrrbeach
      @slaughtrrbeach 2 месяца назад

      @@TheWow1323helo 😭😭

  • @DeviousPerro
    @DeviousPerro 2 месяца назад +104

    *Clicks on video*
    *sees haircut*
    *Shuts down computer*

    • @sillylittlemonkey7130
      @sillylittlemonkey7130 2 месяца назад +8

      clicks on video
      Pyro not dressed as woman
      punches monitor

    • @SwarfCrawler
      @SwarfCrawler 2 месяца назад

      Didn't even have time to shutdown, had to headbutt the power button asap

  • @ggf671
    @ggf671 2 месяца назад +165

    13:29 video ends

  • @devlin5808
    @devlin5808 2 месяца назад +1263

    the new haircut truly was an insane situation

    • @xenopath8069
      @xenopath8069 2 месяца назад +1

      Your PFP is an insane situation

    • @xenopath8069
      @xenopath8069 2 месяца назад +1

      Twust

    • @Penguin-1966
      @Penguin-1966 2 месяца назад

      edna from incredibles

    • @DealingLace
      @DealingLace 2 месяца назад +2

      How tf does he keep letting this happen? My guy, no one is forcing you to cut your own hair in the mirror

  • @thereal_redjay
    @thereal_redjay 2 месяца назад +644

    Bro needs to speak to the manager 💀

  • @yata5432
    @yata5432 2 месяца назад +47

    I think he intentionally fucks up his hair at this point because he knows people will pay money to roast him. Respect the grind

  • @Rafael-mz5rx
    @Rafael-mz5rx 2 месяца назад +17

    0:00 starts yapping

  • @HatlessGiant
    @HatlessGiant 2 месяца назад +1315

    Looks like Moses is trying to part the white sea that is Pyros head

    • @Veetimer
      @Veetimer 2 месяца назад +46

      You can tell he's trying to Be funny, because he's a member

    • @CasualYoutubeWatcher_
      @CasualYoutubeWatcher_ 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Veetimer fr 😂

    • @RogueX1.0
      @RogueX1.0 2 месяца назад +6

      Moses parted hairline

    • @atch300
      @atch300 2 месяца назад +5

      The receding sea

    • @Polarisuma
      @Polarisuma 2 месяца назад +1

      moses parted the red sea not the white sea

  • @D.O.N.U.T.
    @D.O.N.U.T. 2 месяца назад +833

    My guy is Vector from Despicable Me 😂😂😂

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 2 месяца назад +17

      He even has the same body type and hight 😂🤣

    • @titok0018
      @titok0018 2 месяца назад +1

      or karen

    • @gilbert607
      @gilbert607 2 месяца назад +13

      if vector was a gay lesbian

    • @iluxa-4000
      @iluxa-4000 2 месяца назад +3

      He looks like that costume lady from the Incredibles

    • @slaughtrrbeach
      @slaughtrrbeach 2 месяца назад +1

      @@gilbert607I love vector 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @jacksimpson4362
    @jacksimpson4362 2 месяца назад +54

    Is it insane Pyro? Is it absolutely bonkers? It is unfathomably crazy? Is it painstakingly bizzare? Is it ludicrously nutty?

  • @alokin1760
    @alokin1760 2 месяца назад +40

    Just imagine a Pyro's video where fans don't bully him in the comment section

    • @Fadedthanah0
      @Fadedthanah0 2 месяца назад +4

      He’s asking for it atp 💀🤣 plus it’s free engagement, I guarantee he wants them too

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 2 месяца назад

      I mean he punched a dude at a con

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 2 месяца назад +292

    His head has +5 armour

  • @cheekyscuola
    @cheekyscuola 2 месяца назад +302

    pyro got that oompa loompa hair

    • @FlickTheGoat
      @FlickTheGoat 2 месяца назад +5

      Tesco value willy wonka experience

    • @d.j.rproductions
      @d.j.rproductions 2 месяца назад

      caleb actually has good hair, pyro isn't cooking though

    • @nfchfhdh
      @nfchfhdh 2 месяца назад

      ...@@d.j.rproductions

  • @owobi_2991
    @owobi_2991 2 месяца назад +79

    Pyro's hair is evolving into the Cortana cut

  • @squindigglyjigglybop1300
    @squindigglyjigglybop1300 2 месяца назад +17

    it's been 5 days with zero pyrocynical content. life is good ☺️

  • @deancolstad3811
    @deancolstad3811 2 месяца назад +256

    Pyro’s hair is INSANE

  • @kokomilover_
    @kokomilover_ 2 месяца назад +166

    bro has the free roblox hair

  • @julienandrus4169
    @julienandrus4169 2 месяца назад +19

    pyro really said, "make my haircut even worse"

  • @wittle_
    @wittle_ 2 месяца назад +24

    was lowkey having a meltdown bc of how bad my hair is rn but pyro just dropped and blessed me with this Edna lookin trim and made me whole again

    • @BlazingKhioneus
      @BlazingKhioneus 2 месяца назад +2

      apologise to edna mode this instant

  • @PuurksYT
    @PuurksYT 2 месяца назад +146

    Pyro never fails to receive the absolute worst haircuts. Truly a Great Clips moment, his barber deserves a pay cut.

  • @carlito19934
    @carlito19934 2 месяца назад +49

    Pyro hiding his male pattern baldness with the worst haircuts humanly possible

  • @Vicerion17
    @Vicerion17 2 месяца назад +57

    There's no shame in rocking the Prince Valiant pageboy, even if you are giving off Milla Jovovich Joan of Arc vibes.

  • @no-oneyou-know1558
    @no-oneyou-know1558 2 месяца назад +82

    Pyro's hair deadass makes him look just like my little daughter, adorable

    • @Bolt451
      @Bolt451 2 месяца назад +7

      💀💀💀

    • @Rizzitriver
      @Rizzitriver 2 месяца назад +36

      Change your daughters hair 😭

  • @muppen_8571
    @muppen_8571 2 месяца назад +81

    Did you sell the channel to Edna from the incredibles?

  • @ShionfromYT
    @ShionfromYT 2 месяца назад +15

    Nah Pyro rocking that Leon haircut from 1998 🤙

  • @t-bonebreaker6494
    @t-bonebreaker6494 2 месяца назад +59

    It’s actually depressing how peeps on the internet will put someone’s life in danger and mock them just for content because they’re so popular they actually think they’re superior 🤦

    • @_averageenjoyer_
      @_averageenjoyer_ 2 месяца назад +13

      Literally the self awareness of a 13 year old. And I feel like this is an insult to 13 y olds

    • @giantcrayfish2866
      @giantcrayfish2866 2 месяца назад +16

      The first comment not about his hair, thank you

    • @t-bonebreaker6494
      @t-bonebreaker6494 2 месяца назад +6

      @@_averageenjoyer_ Bro you have like a Genshin profile pic, believe me, I KNOW you think a lot about 13 year olds ☠️

    • @t-bonebreaker6494
      @t-bonebreaker6494 2 месяца назад +1

      @@giantcrayfish2866 To be fair I’ve had his exact same hairstyle, and even right now I had to get that impulsive buzzcut cause my barber messed up my whole shit 😭

    • @_averageenjoyer_
      @_averageenjoyer_ 2 месяца назад +4

      @@t-bonebreaker6494 🙃
      Do I?

  • @Cheese_leader19
    @Cheese_leader19 2 месяца назад +80

    "New pyro haircut situation is insane"

  • @ILiveInSpainButWithoutTheSpain
    @ILiveInSpainButWithoutTheSpain 2 месяца назад +32

    It just keeps getting worse
    The hair i mean

  • @rocco312
    @rocco312 2 месяца назад +8

    Imagine if pyro got a low taper fade

  • @ajzorger93
    @ajzorger93 2 месяца назад +28

    My friend had an accident and flipped his car half a dozen times. The concussion he got made his mind real fuzzy so he walked home. Didn't even realize what happened until the cops came and started asking questions. Concussions are wild

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 месяца назад +1

      Is he still functioning fine ?

    • @ajzorger93
      @ajzorger93 2 месяца назад +2

      @bradentheman1373 yep, right as rain. He wasn't drunk or anything either. He just loves to go fast and he had been driving back from buying this car from an acquaintance. They guy said it had a couple lbs of nos and turns out the seller was wrong and it was 8 or so.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 месяца назад

      @@ajzorger93 ok good to hear

    • @ajzorger93
      @ajzorger93 2 месяца назад +1

      @bradentheman1373 appreciate your concern. He's a speed freak lmao wrecked his motorcycle a few years ago and snapped his forearm. Guy just loves danger lmfao

  • @finger3215
    @finger3215 2 месяца назад +8

    Never cook again, pyro's barber.

  • @mial7903
    @mial7903 2 месяца назад +16

    Pyro please the hair. We can’t defend you anymore.

  • @beanbaground1
    @beanbaground1 2 месяца назад +11

    Got That Javier Bardem No Country For Old Man Hair cut

  • @logikogi
    @logikogi 2 месяца назад +55

    That isn't good news, pyro.
    It's the worst we ever heard.

  • @Cappyey
    @Cappyey 2 месяца назад +40

    FEET AT BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER AT 12:54

    • @knucks5793
      @knucks5793 2 месяца назад +9

      👃

    • @salemwulfric
      @salemwulfric 2 месяца назад +4

      LETS GO

    • @enstarrie333
      @enstarrie333 2 месяца назад +4

      👃👃👃

    • @LukaszHost76
      @LukaszHost76 2 месяца назад +2

      Bro hid it so quick he had flashbacks to the incident💀💀😭

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 2 месяца назад +1

      Yall are unredeemedal 🎉

  • @hunterkinsella5303
    @hunterkinsella5303 2 месяца назад +3

    At this point he's just asking the barber for the worst haircut they can think of

  • @arashiness12
    @arashiness12 2 месяца назад +6

    therapist: pyro malfoy isnt real. he cant hurt you
    pyro malfoy:

  • @someguy3486
    @someguy3486 2 месяца назад +16

    6th century british peasant haircut

  • @hype6159
    @hype6159 2 месяца назад +7

    General G looks like a British Soup

  • @craboo0
    @craboo0 2 месяца назад +3

    No slop for 4 days, I'm starving

  • @Barry-the_bruiser
    @Barry-the_bruiser 2 месяца назад +4

    Can’t belive you started making super suits in your spare time pyro

  • @roughiness
    @roughiness 2 месяца назад +7

    Your haircut situation truly is on another level of insanity.

  • @haehum
    @haehum 2 месяца назад +7

    bro is not leon kennedy

  • @cherlie20
    @cherlie20 2 месяца назад +2

    This will make a fine addition to my collection of "New situation is insane" playlist.

  • @ryu5627
    @ryu5627 2 месяца назад +2

    Pyro being bullied by his fan had to be something i find genuinely funny

  • @owendudley1931
    @owendudley1931 2 месяца назад +7

    I’ve been waiting for commentary channels to get to general G for so long it’s like Christmas

  • @NotSoTerrorVEVO
    @NotSoTerrorVEVO 2 месяца назад +3

    That Cortana haircut is looking insane

  • @farqueue001
    @farqueue001 2 месяца назад +2

    My guy has the “someone get me the manager” hairstyle.

  • @nicowokeuplikethis9145
    @nicowokeuplikethis9145 2 месяца назад +5

    Not even a minute in and haircut is mentioned, the slop god is satisfied.

  • @bunnyventi
    @bunnyventi 2 месяца назад +8

    this general g guy have better hairline than pyro

  • @dategg4718
    @dategg4718 2 месяца назад +3

    its been too long without slop, pyro died confirmed

  • @Duckaye
    @Duckaye 2 месяца назад +1

    Pyro’s got that I need to speak to manager cut

  • @MarvelSonicFan04
    @MarvelSonicFan04 2 месяца назад +6

    13:29
    best part of the video

  • @musashidipanusantara7603
    @musashidipanusantara7603 2 месяца назад +8

    You should apolagize for that haircut

  • @Lolsauce117
    @Lolsauce117 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro looks like he wants to speak to the manager

  • @justaguy2182
    @justaguy2182 2 месяца назад +3

    Bro really thought he could make the Will Stranger Things cut work.

  • @ZaneKun33
    @ZaneKun33 2 месяца назад +4

    New Haircut Situation is Insane

    • @aaalicethegoat
      @aaalicethegoat 2 месяца назад

      yea i liked his old cut that was off to the side better than the mcdonald's arches

  • @redc7146
    @redc7146 2 месяца назад +3

    New Pyro hair situation is insane

  • @Alexi512
    @Alexi512 2 месяца назад +2

    Are you seriously going to go to insomnia with THAT haircut?

  • @Verdant_Weru
    @Verdant_Weru 2 месяца назад +1

    pyro seeing a line of toddlers forming infront of him at the meet n greet would be insane.

  • @Daveskibones
    @Daveskibones 2 месяца назад +5

    Pyro feeding his piggies 🐷

  • @gnooshguhh
    @gnooshguhh 2 месяца назад +4

    Pyro looks like Leon S Kennedy if Resident Evil was Resident Good

  • @theyuritheorist850
    @theyuritheorist850 2 месяца назад +1

    Pyro really went for the star trek logo haircut

  • @user-mw6of4vu9b
    @user-mw6of4vu9b 2 месяца назад

    Pyro i enjoy the quality slop you feed me. This is hilarious

  • @redwiltshire1816
    @redwiltshire1816 2 месяца назад +5

    Just another day in England

  • @nasilemak868
    @nasilemak868 2 месяца назад +2

    Hide your managers guys

  • @AliceOtaibi
    @AliceOtaibi 2 месяца назад +1

    He's trying to make a Final Fantasy haircut 😂😂

  • @Immortal_Ninja
    @Immortal_Ninja 2 месяца назад +3

    New Pyro Haircut Situation Is Insane

  • @bonehead3164
    @bonehead3164 2 месяца назад +4

    new hair situation is insane

  • @TopDrilla
    @TopDrilla 2 месяца назад +2

    at this point being called draco malfoy would be a compliment

  • @imakecontent2206
    @imakecontent2206 2 месяца назад +2

    Can’t wait to NOT go to Insomnia

  • @expiredgatorade1999
    @expiredgatorade1999 2 месяца назад +3

    i had not watched this channel in a while. i decided to watch some slop. i saw that haircut. i decided it was a good time to resume my break from watching this channel.

  • @Whiterhabber
    @Whiterhabber 2 месяца назад +14

    Pyro, showing up to your event would mean I’d have to publicly admit I watch you- which I, of course, certainly do not.

  • @Plocimski
    @Plocimski 2 месяца назад

    bro pulled that ompa loompa cut

  • @applecake2209
    @applecake2209 2 месяца назад +3

    Guys, he hasn't posted in 3 days! Rejoice!!

  • @ImPoStier
    @ImPoStier 2 месяца назад +3

    You should look into hats

  • @swagonometry9893
    @swagonometry9893 2 месяца назад +1

    He got that "Saints Row 2 Skater Cut" hairstyle

  • @CEOofDontCareInc
    @CEOofDontCareInc 2 месяца назад +1

    Pyro doesn't upload his bad content on April 1st, Funniest April fools joke yet

  • @BigChungles-no9xf
    @BigChungles-no9xf 2 месяца назад +5

    4 days without uploading? Blud fell off

  • @That1WeirdDude
    @That1WeirdDude 2 месяца назад

    Love how the most viewed section is the Pyro foot reveal

  • @officialg39
    @officialg39 2 месяца назад +1

    the haircut is the most entertaining part of this slop

  • @logikogi
    @logikogi 2 месяца назад +5

    So pyro is covering the death of this guy which had happened about a week ago inside Tennessee. The guy was well known for prank videos and other various things a nuisance would do. However after his death people were unable to figure out why and most had speculated that it was from overdose. Later they found out someone drugged him.
    And I made that all up.

  • @rwonny
    @rwonny 2 месяца назад +4

    feet

  • @Maximalistcollector
    @Maximalistcollector 2 месяца назад +8

    5 days without slop, did pyro quit RUclips

  • @deadpan2866
    @deadpan2866 2 месяца назад +2

    the fact that a neck beard influencer will make more money than all of us combined doing nothing is genuinely horrible

  • @86transam
    @86transam 2 месяца назад +3

    Why did you punch a fan😢

    • @KezKaz
      @KezKaz 2 месяца назад

      It was alleged, that image of the bloody lip, I found on shutterstock. Don’t believe everything, it happens every year. Why does everyone hate pyro

    • @Blaza303
      @Blaza303 2 месяца назад

      ​@@KezKazr/wooosh

    • @KezKaz
      @KezKaz 2 месяца назад

      @@Blaza303do you know if this was a joke or not? It could be someone who actually believes it.

    • @86transam
      @86transam 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KezKaz I get all my factual info from Slop Live

  • @mapkidd
    @mapkidd 2 месяца назад +10

    slop

  • @InsertKnobJokeHere
    @InsertKnobJokeHere 2 месяца назад +1

    buddy, you look like Aloysius O' Hare from the Lorax

  • @dogezillathelegendary2695
    @dogezillathelegendary2695 2 месяца назад +1

    Rest In Peace Pyrocinical
    1998 - 2024.

  • @okwhat.
    @okwhat. 2 месяца назад +4

    your hair is getting worse every single day

  • @lirilitheva
    @lirilitheva 2 месяца назад +3

    Please dress up as a women again pyro

  • @didityus-fs4by
    @didityus-fs4by 2 месяца назад

    pyro out here lookin like he gonna design super hero outfits for the incredibles

  • @slyonerz
    @slyonerz 2 месяца назад +2

    Legit same haircut as my mates 80 year old nan

  • @hazrrd5160
    @hazrrd5160 2 месяца назад +38

    2 views in 13 seconds fell off

  • @professionalrockkicker
    @professionalrockkicker 2 месяца назад +4

    Hasnt posted in 3 days fell off