Hydrophobic Club Moss Spores

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @bissdoesyoutube
    @bissdoesyoutube Год назад +89922

    step 1: wait for it to rain
    step 2: cover yourself in club moss
    step 3: fly

  • @andreapanattoni4844
    @andreapanattoni4844 Год назад +62711

    That's something I would waste My entire day on

  • @itisacceptable1948
    @itisacceptable1948 Год назад +7644

    "Well then, how do we wash them out?"
    "That's the neat part. You don't."

  • @lawrencegenereux8567
    @lawrencegenereux8567 2 месяца назад +296

    The powder is called Lycopodium powder. It has been used for decades by magicians to retrieve dry props from underwater.

    • @labaker3477
      @labaker3477 Месяц назад +3

      😮 I have some homoeopathic pills called Lycopodium. Is it the same powder?

    • @heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485
      @heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485 Месяц назад

      probably ​@@labaker3477

    • @fatweeb1545
      @fatweeb1545 Месяц назад +15

      @@labaker3477 no that's just sugar pills

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 Месяц назад

      @@labaker3477 there is a small amount of lycopodium in that pills.
      if it says Lycopodium D something
      it has one part of lycopodium in 10 to the power of the number parts of sugar.
      if it has C something replace 10 with 100

    • @maxgustafsson7802
      @maxgustafsson7802 29 дней назад

      ​@@labaker3477 homeopathy is based on the idea that you dilate something like... 1,000,000,000,000 times. So the pills likely contain NOTHING.
      Also, homeopathy is not real and you should spend your money in more fulfilling ways

  • @yogismokes1628
    @yogismokes1628 Год назад +9487

    Make it a suit. Explore the ocean. Become Aquaman.

    • @heff520
      @heff520 Год назад +569

      OK ummmm...I like your style, but one point.......breathing.

    • @dudemp4
      @dudemp4 Год назад +1301

      ​@@heff520 just breathe underwater smh

    • @ZIMOU2014
      @ZIMOU2014 Год назад +550

      ​@@heff520 breathe underwater how did you not think of that dude

    • @SpeedsterL6
      @SpeedsterL6 Год назад +263

      @@heff520 just hold your breath, duh

    • @yogismokes1628
      @yogismokes1628 Год назад +179

      @@heff520 Everyone seems to get it but you. Get with the program lol

  • @tuckerbeddiges
    @tuckerbeddiges 11 месяцев назад +11537

    1. Cover yourself in club moss
    2. Jump in the ocean
    3. You’re a fish

    • @AIskyinformation
      @AIskyinformation 11 месяцев назад +361

      Pressure of water left the chat 😂

    • @adamdam
      @adamdam 11 месяцев назад +100

      ​@@gerryteiglandeide9902I was gonna type Gay Fish, but no need now lol

    • @YoriS.A.M.10
      @YoriS.A.M.10 11 месяцев назад +33

      Would that actually work? Lol. God Bless.

    • @elusiveDEVIANT
      @elusiveDEVIANT 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@YoriS.A.M.10No.

    • @Mr.__Sofi
      @Mr.__Sofi 11 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@AIskyinformation"force of water" sounds like a lesson you learned off tiktok

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 Год назад +11106

    Step 1: Fill your lungs with spores
    Step 2: Find a lake
    Step 3: Water Breathing IRL

    • @FutureJB
      @FutureJB Год назад +988

      This is the most big brain thing I've heard in years

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 Год назад +623

      step 4: become a internal moss ent

    • @meowtation
      @meowtation Год назад +154

      Bruh😂😂💀 this had me almost dead 😂😂

    • @Braian9887
      @Braian9887 Год назад

      El tema es que no puedes obtener oxígeno, haber si alguien te asfixia mueres porque te quedas sin oxígeno y no estas en el agua, asi que no tiene sentido hacerlo ya que aunque no dentre agua a tus pulmones 🫁 la falta de aire te mataria

    • @WhoIsTechFour
      @WhoIsTechFour Год назад +50

      NEZUKO

  • @BriaroniAndCheese
    @BriaroniAndCheese 2 месяца назад +143

    I wish this man could’ve been my chemistry professor

  • @chadspamton2159
    @chadspamton2159 10 месяцев назад +5155

    “I’m not hydrophobic, I have a bunch of wet friends!”
    - club moss probably

  • @crimson4066
    @crimson4066 Год назад +11793

    Your fingers will never get wet but now you have to wash off the spores...

    • @AnimilesYT
      @AnimilesYT Год назад +3275

      That's what soap is for. It has one hydrophilic side to stick to water and one hydrophobic side to stick with small particles.
      If my understanding of soap is correct then he shouldn't have any problems washing it off with soapy water :)

    • @Yusuf-ke5iu
      @Yusuf-ke5iu Год назад +330

      Wait...

    • @akifhossain5122
      @akifhossain5122 Год назад +247

      Rubbing alcohol?

    • @mohamedmujamil1006
      @mohamedmujamil1006 Год назад +74

      r/woooosh

    • @pacman6007
      @pacman6007 Год назад +26

      @@AnimilesYT true, but the cooler way to do it is to just light your hand on fire

  • @patternpaper4940
    @patternpaper4940 Год назад +3386

    “Awful candy” 💀

    • @redshamrock05
      @redshamrock05 Год назад +70

      He’s not wrong

    • @saltganker
      @saltganker Год назад +208

      ​@@redshamrock05 stop insulting candy corn 😭

    • @shadow_wili2975
      @shadow_wili2975 Год назад +114

      ​@@saltganker I'm saying!💀
      Candy corn is pretty good

    • @gothic_skittle
      @gothic_skittle Год назад +74

      its candy corn!!! candy corn is good!!! 😡😡

    • @mericanraccoon
      @mericanraccoon Год назад +31

      I refuse to believe people actually like candy corn, these people have to be joking

  • @maryw.5779
    @maryw.5779 4 месяца назад +28

    Many years ago I had some of that stuff sold to me as lycopodium powder. I had no idea what it was, or that it was flammable. Thanks for the fun memories.

  • @givemeaname460
    @givemeaname460 Год назад +4435

    Legend says he's trying to wash off those spores till this date

    • @lolerishype
      @lolerishype Год назад +69

      rip

    • @lenatunji
      @lenatunji Год назад +86

      ONB, he is not gonna get all that off. He’s still gonna have some on him even now.

    • @dajjalgames7756
      @dajjalgames7756 Год назад +26

      He need handkerchief

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani Год назад +19

      Probably just wipes it off then

    • @anapple6912
      @anapple6912 Год назад +60

      Maybe he can just use juice, i mean it isnt water so it should work right?

  • @UzairAfsar121
    @UzairAfsar121 6 месяцев назад +862

    Step 1: go to a lake
    Step 2: cover your socks with club moss
    Step 3: walk on water

  • @SageKittyDraws
    @SageKittyDraws Год назад +5467

    *intensely coats my whole body in it and walks on rain* 👁👁

  • @vintagehulk1962
    @vintagehulk1962 4 месяца назад +33

    For those old enough this used to be a fun toy that came in a genie bottle called magic sand and it typically was red

    • @Chataine91
      @Chataine91 2 месяца назад

      I think it was called Soarnd.

    • @BrilliantHandle
      @BrilliantHandle 2 месяца назад +1

      Old enough? Magic sand was still a popular ad on TV in the 90’s.

    • @sodathejunker
      @sodathejunker 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BrilliantHandleyeah dude there is no one who remembers a 90s commercial airing under 28 we’re old.

    • @BrilliantHandle
      @BrilliantHandle 2 месяца назад

      @@sodathejunker :(

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 2 месяца назад

      @@sodathejunkerto add insult to injury, i was born on the same day as tf2 (october 10th, 2007) and i'm 16, nearly 17

  • @Noumiore
    @Noumiore Год назад +960

    Imagine being covered with this stuff and taking a dive in the ocean
    " *Metal Mario* "

  • @madgicbymaddy6474
    @madgicbymaddy6474 6 месяцев назад +3392

    “Awful candy” 😭😭😭😭😭
    That’s my favorite candy

    • @RobotBoyAZ
      @RobotBoyAZ 6 месяцев назад +41

      🗿yeah… some great candy..

    • @Star12_143
      @Star12_143 6 месяцев назад +27

      🤮🤮🤮

    • @madgicbymaddy6474
      @madgicbymaddy6474 6 месяцев назад +47

      @@Star12_143 shiver me timbers 🥶🥶🥶

    • @madgicbymaddy6474
      @madgicbymaddy6474 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@RobotBoyAZ slay pfp

    • @Star12_143
      @Star12_143 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@madgicbymaddy6474 wut

  • @rhythmdancecompetition
    @rhythmdancecompetition 8 месяцев назад +1738

    step 1 : make a suit
    step 2 : cover the suit in club moss
    step 3 : aquaman

  • @rainbowpuppet77
    @rainbowpuppet77 4 месяца назад +85

    Hey those pumpkin candies are actually quite good!!

  • @dradhypexd1930
    @dradhypexd1930 Год назад +4791

    every devil fruit user needs this

    • @pou1219
      @pou1219 Год назад +42

      Devil fruit?

    • @campbelldare5717
      @campbelldare5717 Год назад +392

      @@pou1219 it’s one of the powers from an anime called one piece. Devil fruits basically make you unable to swim in exchange for powers like the ability to cause earthquakes for example

    • @mickoabhinayafahrel2275
      @mickoabhinayafahrel2275 Год назад

      @@campbelldare5717 fucking 🤓

    • @arindambanerjee2998
      @arindambanerjee2998 Год назад +155

      Just don't give it to Blackbeard

    • @dominicnweze1936
      @dominicnweze1936 Год назад +2

      Hahaha 🤣🤣

  • @gamingcave1037
    @gamingcave1037 Год назад +2878

    step1: buy blender
    step2: add water and club moss
    step3: break reality

    • @nonine09
      @nonine09 Год назад +93

      They'll still have air bubble around them.

    • @BENOTAFRAID689
      @BENOTAFRAID689 Год назад +77

      Anti-matter reaction confirmed.

    • @DominicBurns-n6r
      @DominicBurns-n6r Год назад +36

      Dry water

    • @jayreid2513
      @jayreid2513 Год назад +45

      It's called dry water i think. It behaves like water but it doesn't make your hands wet

    • @dumb_1dot
      @dumb_1dot Год назад +4

      fr

  • @TheAHuman
    @TheAHuman Год назад +956

    I love that every chem teacher ever has the exact same model kit for their molecules. And they all have a water molecule so they can make the “oh I spilt water on this paper” joke.

  • @perspgold8945
    @perspgold8945 Месяц назад +2

    chemists will breathe in anything

  • @HD-tx4ki
    @HD-tx4ki Год назад +3903

    So now we just need to coat someone’s lungs with it and they’ll never drown

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ Год назад +182

      🥴

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 Год назад +1364

      This has the same energy as "oil floats on water,
      cover yourself on oil,
      wait for it to rain,
      Fly

    • @confettious
      @confettious Год назад +110

      genius

    • @HanMestov
      @HanMestov Год назад +384

      @@gamechanger8908 the good old days of troll physics

    • @webfreakz
      @webfreakz Год назад +15

      Or car windscreen ?

  • @YoutubePizzer
    @YoutubePizzer 7 месяцев назад +1734

    Step 1: accidentally inhale spores
    Step 2: spores in your lungs
    Step 3: emergency room visit

    • @CA-Combine
      @CA-Combine 7 месяцев назад +237

      No, you can just breathe underwater now. It's hydrophobic and it coated your lungs

    • @Loxion_leo7
      @Loxion_leo7 7 месяцев назад +21

      😭😭😭

    • @j.r.8176
      @j.r.8176 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@CA-Combine You can already breathe oxygenated liquids.

    • @joehumpston7937
      @joehumpston7937 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@CA-Combine that won’t work and you’d just be coughing up a storm

    • @shannono9158
      @shannono9158 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's what I was thinking 🤔

  • @YourGenericJosh
    @YourGenericJosh 6 месяцев назад +288

    He is probably the favourite teacher that everyone wants

    • @doncangrejo
      @doncangrejo 6 месяцев назад +1

      Jaja, sí!. Cuando estaba en la secundaria, mi sueño era llegar a tercer grado porque se suponía que abrirían el laboratorio, llegué hasta tercer grado y hasta que un día nos tocó ir pero para inaugurar el laboratorio, nomás estuvimos limpiando y arreglando todo lo que no se ha movido por casi 70 años >:(
      Habían varias cosas cómo animales disecados y en cloroformo, pero lo más interesante eran los microscopios electrónicos de la época casi perfectamente funcionales (nomás les faltaban los cristales para muestras, algunos focos, perillas de aumento, lentes y filtros a algunos microscopios, pero faltaba más suficientes cristales para muestras que eran complementos secundarios de los microscopios) y también habían fetos y hasta restos humanos conservados en cloroformo detrás de una gruesa puerta de plomo ó acero que la profesora dijo que no abriéramos y ni viéramos.

    • @doncangrejo
      @doncangrejo 6 месяцев назад

      Ah sí, estábamos inaugurando el lugar nada más para los mocosos de las generaciones siguientes; cosa que veo que nunca usaron porque el colegio nos timó y vendió todo eso.

    • @octopusyogurt1883
      @octopusyogurt1883 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh I want him alright… (jk)

  • @evanjon1895
    @evanjon1895 28 дней назад +1

    Mans covered himself in plant jiz lmao

  • @ivyxxo
    @ivyxxo Год назад +1991

    **puts it on my legs and feet**
    **dumbly tried walking on water**

  • @themcghees4785
    @themcghees4785 Год назад +346

    The powder is called lycopodium powder for anyone wondering. On top of the cool attributes demonstrated in the video, it is also used for medicinal purposes. Somebody may have already said this, but I didn't see a comment that mentioned the name yet, so sorry if I am repeating information.

    • @tynahh0006
      @tynahh0006 Год назад +7

      I was just about to ask about it
      Thanks

    • @ShibuBGMI
      @ShibuBGMI Год назад +3

      helpful

    • @sachin----123
      @sachin----123 Год назад +1

      you are not only genius you are indigeneous .

    • @The.EatMe.BeatMe.Lady.920
      @The.EatMe.BeatMe.Lady.920 Год назад +6

      Half your comment is an apology for taking up time on unnecessary information. Lol! I love this! You must be a nightmare to deal with! Ah! I'd kiss your face if you were here! Like Lou Blue Boyle does to Clarence's dad right after he calls him a cantaloupe.

    • @haaaniya
      @haaaniya Год назад +1

      @@sachin----123 lllllplllllllllllllllllllll

  • @randompieceofhair9556
    @randompieceofhair9556 Год назад +5214

    “I’m thirsty”
    “Would you like some water?”
    *“Nah, I’m hydrophobic”*
    Edit: guys it’s just a joke 😅

    • @jeffersonaaronvizavargas1913
      @jeffersonaaronvizavargas1913 Год назад +35

      Try with a cell phone to see that

    • @khata1169
      @khata1169 Год назад +65

      That's a real thing though, there are mentally ill people who are extremely hydrophobic and would stay as far away from watar as they can

    • @whymad_
      @whymad_ Год назад +80

      ​@@khata1169it's a symptom of rabies
      they can't drink even if they chugged it cuz their body will reject it no matter how thirsty they are
      + when the disease reaches this level, it's probably way to late to save the patient, no matter how alert and well he looks...

    • @tubei
      @tubei Год назад

      Isufudu

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman Год назад +8

      @d bots already?

  • @kuldeepsingh3926
    @kuldeepsingh3926 2 месяца назад +1

    He :- Experiment 🧪
    My 🧠:- let's play
    😂

  • @yanasitta
    @yanasitta Год назад +1971

    "Crap, I'm outta condoms. Wait here while I go get my spores."

    • @nicbeanz6706
      @nicbeanz6706 Год назад +215

      Its going 2 be pretty dry in there 😂😂

    • @tinah1079
      @tinah1079 Год назад +33

      Was thinking the same🤣🤣

    • @pikachuwithagun1708
      @pikachuwithagun1708 Год назад +26

      LOL I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

    • @killestone
      @killestone Год назад +57

      lol that's gross actually

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 Год назад +64

      it would likely feel like sand paper lol

  • @-libertyprimev1-902
    @-libertyprimev1-902 6 месяцев назад +327

    "What does Hydrophobic mean?"
    "It means he's afraid of Fire Hydrants..."
    "-No It Doesn't!"
    "Blub, Blub, Blub! Hehehe... Blub, Blub, Blub!"

    • @NaosHeadspace
      @NaosHeadspace 6 месяцев назад +29

      Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!

    • @MageBurger
      @MageBurger 6 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@@NaosHeadspacewait, that’s a SpongeBob reference?
      Something in Bikini Bottom was hydrophobic?!?!
      …wait, hold on, I have a feeling the reference has been changed in some way, but I’m not sure…

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@MageBurgerwoosh

    • @keithflippers4429
      @keithflippers4429 5 месяцев назад

      "It's not working patrick"

    • @-libertyprimev1-902
      @-libertyprimev1-902 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@MageBurger it was originally Claustrophobic, and Spongebob misunderstood it as Squidward being afraid of Santa Claus.

  • @apriljk6557
    @apriljk6557 Год назад +265

    hydrophobic stuff makes me feel like I'm witnessing something paranormal.

  • @Yourgirlrosex
    @Yourgirlrosex Месяц назад

    "Maybe we drink it?!"
    "WE DONT KNOW IF ITS EDIBLE"

  • @KrAtOs-ze
    @KrAtOs-ze 6 месяцев назад +1966

    Step 1 go to a lake
    Step 2 cover my shoes in club moss
    Step 3 jesus

    • @PanagiotisXD
      @PanagiotisXD 6 месяцев назад

      Nah you'd still sink, you will just remain dry

    • @DblTap317
      @DblTap317 6 месяцев назад +139

      No you will drown with really dry feet

    • @dudeman1925
      @dudeman1925 6 месяцев назад +76

      @@DblTap317 Someone didn’t get the Memo/Joke

    • @DblTap317
      @DblTap317 6 месяцев назад

      @dudeman1925 umm you apparently

    • @Juicedbelmont
      @Juicedbelmont 6 месяцев назад +25

      ​@jamesb6396
      How would you drown
      Like sure you wouldn't be Jesus but its a lake not the ocean at high tide

  • @moneyisnowhere
    @moneyisnowhere Год назад +220

    “Dang, I got some of the powder on my hands. I’ll wash it off……….. *Wait a minute* “

  • @crystalinabacteria3430
    @crystalinabacteria3430 7 месяцев назад +222

    You want to go swimming but you forgot your towel. Cover yourself with club moss

  • @NoobFamVr
    @NoobFamVr 3 месяца назад +2

    S.M.L crew: GUYS LOOK A VOLCANO IS GONNA EXPLODE SOON!
    Logan: Lets go there and record

  • @SomeScruffian
    @SomeScruffian Год назад +363

    spores: _coats sinuses_
    mucus: "Adios"

    • @mimim.9687
      @mimim.9687 Год назад +18

      I was thinking that too! When's he pouring it into the container all I could think was he had to be inhaling some of that

  • @amaze3727
    @amaze3727 6 месяцев назад +1006

    Step 1: Eat club moss
    Step 2: You cant absorb water lmao
    Step 3: Dehydrate into cactus

    • @BI_MFER
      @BI_MFER 4 месяца назад +34

      no, no I’m just going to become a raisin

    • @rickdaracc4611
      @rickdaracc4611 3 месяца назад +19

      Trying to eat that would be the ultimate cinnamon challenge

    • @sabreenasuhail9129
      @sabreenasuhail9129 3 месяца назад +5

      Lmao

    • @kingwasp-q5b
      @kingwasp-q5b 3 месяца назад +7

      Cactuses hold water lmao

    • @AshleySpeaks4U
      @AshleySpeaks4U 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ehetenandayo5403
    @ehetenandayo5403 Год назад +2086

    "How cool is that!"
    "Alright... now... how do I clean my hands..."
    "Gosh this is gonna take a while to brush off...."
    "Oh god damn it!"

    • @Cheepe_Chapa_123
      @Cheepe_Chapa_123 Год назад +20

      What is it????

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 Год назад +322

      I mean, he DID say it was highly flammable…

    • @CuteLittle_Froggy
      @CuteLittle_Froggy Год назад +168

      @@cloaker7237 omg well that's one way 💀

    • @CuteLittle_Froggy
      @CuteLittle_Froggy Год назад +31

      I mean ya just got to be smart maybe try a towel

    • @Javi-gi7gw
      @Javi-gi7gw Год назад +34

      He just has to clap. After all, it is just dust.

  • @the-enclave675
    @the-enclave675 2 месяца назад +1

    Flamethrowers were made in 1881 people in 1880:

  • @vallikescrackers-28
    @vallikescrackers-28 Год назад +522

    Step 1: Find the Pacific Ocean
    Step 2: Everyone in the world puts hydrophobic club moss into the Pacific Ocean
    Step 3: Land

    • @vallikescrackers-28
      @vallikescrackers-28 Год назад +8

      @@maniswolftoman We get it off, if it breaks it, then we do it again with the same material.

    • @m4ds_09
      @m4ds_09 Год назад +4

      ​@@maniswolftoman hunting

    • @Govindajaiswal_physics
      @Govindajaiswal_physics Год назад

      अंदर डूब जायेगा भाई 😂😂

    • @pranitvartak4007
      @pranitvartak4007 Год назад

      New Land appears
      WW3 starts

  • @juanibarra9177
    @juanibarra9177 Год назад +949

    Y’all hear me out:
    Step 1- put on your makeup
    Step 2- find club moss
    Step 3- use it as a setting powder and that will never come off with sweat nor rain.

  • @_PM______
    @_PM______ 11 месяцев назад +1369

    Try these :
    1. Cotton
    2. Paper

    • @K3NB0T
      @K3NB0T 11 месяцев назад +112

      I ain't touching NO damn cotton 💀

    • @silvia-narity
      @silvia-narity 11 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@K3NB0Tdo you also check the materials of every single piece of clothing you want to wear

    • @K3NB0T
      @K3NB0T 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@silvia-narity Depends on the piece of clothing and day tbh..

    • @silvia-narity
      @silvia-narity 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@K3NB0T do you decide not to wear a piece of clothing if the tag says "cotton"

    • @K3NB0T
      @K3NB0T 11 месяцев назад +75

      @@silvia-narity I was going to go and play along longer for trolling sake but I do sincerely hope you're done killing the joke now.

  • @FN0844
    @FN0844 2 месяца назад +1

    I miss read it as “Homophobic Club Moss Spores” 💀💀

  • @jojodagreat6441
    @jojodagreat6441 Год назад +658

    Im gonna inhale those spores and if ya'll don't see me afterward, I'm probably living in Atlantis, breathing water and taming sharks

  • @thehydrationman5500
    @thehydrationman5500 Год назад +774

    As the Hydration Man I can confirm this is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life.

  • @Gbzildo
    @Gbzildo Год назад +1324

    "They never get wet" that hit me

  • @_leaf-3525
    @_leaf-3525 2 месяца назад +1

    "awful candy" naw man those pumpkin candy corns are incredible

  • @lykonic1763
    @lykonic1763 Год назад +512

    Reminds me of the first and only time that my chemistry teacher had us doing something with lycopodium powder: the instant I saw it's hydrophobic properties I just couldn't stop messing with it, and asking her questions about it. Glad to see everyone else here is as stoked to witness and understand how it works as I was, because no one else in my chemistry class thought it was that interesting and I thought I was crazy lol

  • @TheOneSurvived
    @TheOneSurvived Год назад +724

    If you are scared of swimming
    1. cover your neck in club moss
    2. Try to swim
    3. Never drown

    • @CAGETV
      @CAGETV Год назад +62

      You will drown. But you just won't get wet

    • @TheOneSurvived
      @TheOneSurvived Год назад +2

      @@CAGETV och it is possible

    • @TheOneSurvived
      @TheOneSurvived Год назад

      Thanks for likes

    • @justinvarghese6852
      @justinvarghese6852 Год назад

      ​@@TheOneSurvivednp

    • @fnafenthusiast23
      @fnafenthusiast23 Год назад +4

      ​@@CAGETVcover your lungs in it- actually thats not such a good idea now that its out there

  • @levi_ackerman_119
    @levi_ackerman_119 Год назад +911

    “Awful candy, old penny, water lol”
    … I love you.

  • @pumpkinpatch5
    @pumpkinpatch5 2 месяца назад +1

    Breathes in the club moss.
    Becomes the club moss.

  • @GregoryFord98
    @GregoryFord98 10 месяцев назад +166

    Hydrophobic and famable is a scary combo

    • @fishgmae
      @fishgmae 9 месяцев назад +16

      help i burnt the water

    • @supzupftw922
      @supzupftw922 9 месяцев назад +1

      💀💀💀@@fishgmae

    • @ASVAS
      @ASVAS 9 месяцев назад +1

      MMH

  • @Micah__
    @Micah__ Год назад +549

    “Ellie put your mask on, there’s spores.”

    • @jordanthomas7600
      @jordanthomas7600 Год назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦿throw back

    • @cyber1ifeconnor
      @cyber1ifeconnor Год назад +36

      fun fact, every breath you take has over 8,000 different spore species, spores are everywhere no matter what

    • @rocket894
      @rocket894 Год назад +6

      @@cyber1ifeconnor it was a reference to the last of us

    • @cyber1ifeconnor
      @cyber1ifeconnor Год назад +14

      @@rocket894 I know it is, Ive played The Last Of Us... so good, I was again just giving a fun fact

    • @webe3228
      @webe3228 Год назад +2

      She doesn’t need a mask

  • @johnq2068
    @johnq2068 Год назад +1069

    As a society we need to put an end to hydrophobia.

  • @mikeosiemo2361
    @mikeosiemo2361 13 дней назад

    As long as the spores coat my body, I can't drown.🗿

  • @SiymPai
    @SiymPai Год назад +1837

    I NEED WETSUIT OF THIS AND CLOTHING STAT PLEASE

    • @Jesus4life_39
      @Jesus4life_39 Год назад +10

      yess

    • @TLK22
      @TLK22 Год назад +196

      It would be a dry suit.

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 Год назад +82

      exactly what I was thinking but if you catch on fire how do you put it out?

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic Год назад +73

      @@apriljk6557 well rip ig

    • @TLK22
      @TLK22 Год назад

      @@apriljk6557 Jumping in a room full of nitrogen gas would probably work.

  • @Silentornament
    @Silentornament Год назад +320

    Imagine trying to wash off the dust.

    • @Mathias10291
      @Mathias10291 11 месяцев назад +26

      this man has a good point

    • @KathleenMann-u9u
      @KathleenMann-u9u 11 месяцев назад +6

      🤔

    • @guesswho6941
      @guesswho6941 11 месяцев назад +7

      Just use soap

    • @smootyanasmr4394
      @smootyanasmr4394 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@guesswho6941why does it work?

    • @Al-Mousawi
      @Al-Mousawi 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​​@@smootyanasmr4394
      soap is half hydrophobic, half hydrophilic. Think about it this way (simplified)
      Dust exists (hydrophobic) let's name hydrophobia *h* and hydrophilia *H*
      Soap is half *h* / *H*
      Dust gets in contact with soap
      *h* attaches to the *h* of soap and *H* attaches to the water
      Washes off

  • @Yoshikage_Kira_.
    @Yoshikage_Kira_. Год назад +74

    Achievement unlocked : Dry water

  • @Starlyghtt
    @Starlyghtt 4 месяца назад

    "you should put that in your hair me!"
    "my thoughts are incredibly stupid."

  • @benbot0733
    @benbot0733 Год назад +303

    I always wondered what Dr. Kleiner got up to before Black Mesa

    • @Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet
      @Mary-Ann_B_Mabaet Год назад +8

      AHAHA. That would be a GREAT Cosplay for him, huh? LMAO

    • @RubRub7
      @RubRub7 Год назад +8

      He’s waiting for Gordon to beat Barney in the Air Vent Race to his office.

  • @archie39yt
    @archie39yt 9 месяцев назад +908

    Water: “everything that enters me will be completely wet!”
    Club Moss: 🗿🍷

    • @kaydenbrehun
      @kaydenbrehun 9 месяцев назад +17

      PAUSEE!

    • @ManicFiction
      @ManicFiction 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​​@@kaydenbrehunNo no, let the thought process a bit. ;)

    • @gabibibi2008
      @gabibibi2008 9 месяцев назад +8

      What are you doing water-chan? 🤨

    • @archie39yt
      @archie39yt 9 месяцев назад +1

      @user-ei8dh3lq9h no

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 9 месяцев назад

      And he is breathing it when pouring it out !

  • @vampzire..IX..
    @vampzire..IX.. Год назад +428

    I swear when he dusted the powder off his hands it got in my eye-

  • @JRM1371
    @JRM1371 2 месяца назад

    Step 1: cover yourself in club moss spores
    Step 2: sneeze like there's no tomorrow

  • @neologicalgamer3437
    @neologicalgamer3437 6 месяцев назад +563

    C'mon man it's 2023 now, we ain't hydrophobic no more

    • @matti76.
      @matti76. 5 месяцев назад +38

      mans said 2023

    • @chillinlikeavillain7941
      @chillinlikeavillain7941 5 месяцев назад +40

      2024. Get with the times... 😅

    • @Praetor_Lupus
      @Praetor_Lupus 5 месяцев назад +4

      I cant swim, no need when I grew up inland, but now I want to be fishing 😢😢😢

    • @XFD42069
      @XFD42069 5 месяцев назад +5

      BRO FORGOT THE YEAR HOW TERMINALLY ONLINE ARE YOU.

    • @neologicalgamer3437
      @neologicalgamer3437 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@XFD42069 mf it was a joke 😭

  • @wanhafidh1217
    @wanhafidh1217 9 месяцев назад +594

    WE'RE GETTING IN THE OCEAN WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯

    • @BLXCK737
      @BLXCK737 7 месяцев назад +6

      It is resistance not flot😂

    • @wanhafidh1217
      @wanhafidh1217 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@BLXCK737 but you can breathe

    • @BLXCK737
      @BLXCK737 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@wanhafidh1217 how bro ?😂

    • @wanhafidh1217
      @wanhafidh1217 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@BLXCK737 cover yourself with club moss

    • @BLXCK737
      @BLXCK737 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@wanhafidh1217 bruh😂

  • @pistanek5279
    @pistanek5279 Год назад +118

    1. Inhale the powder
    2. Find deep water
    3. Boom, you cannot drown

    • @McdHeizou
      @McdHeizou Год назад

      You'll still drown your lungs will just explode

    • @apeirce20
      @apeirce20 Год назад +1

      Troll science

    • @SevenBitGD
      @SevenBitGD Год назад +2

      pressure:

    • @thepeanut2681
      @thepeanut2681 Год назад +1

      ​@@SevenBitGD just cut some pressure out of you life

    • @zoraackerman1684
      @zoraackerman1684 Год назад

      ​@@thepeanut2681🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OgboStellar
    @OgboStellar 2 месяца назад +1

    THIS GUY IS A GENIUS❤❤

  • @Randomdudewithl
    @Randomdudewithl 7 месяцев назад +123

    How to survive underwater:
    1st: create a suit
    2nd: fill it with club moss
    3rd: go underwater

    • @brianery
      @brianery 7 месяцев назад +1

      hydrophobic stuff don't work like that bud

    • @Randomdudewithl
      @Randomdudewithl 7 месяцев назад +5

      dude its a joke why do you have to take it seriously?@@brianery

    • @brianery
      @brianery 7 месяцев назад

      @@Randomdudewithl when you try to correct someone but get a reply saying you messed up the joke

    • @Randomdudewithl
      @Randomdudewithl 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@brianery when you try to be funny and it fails severely

    • @maximumvibe9355
      @maximumvibe9355 6 месяцев назад

      @@brianeryit’s a troll science reference dumbass way to miss the joke

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Год назад +211

    If only RUclips shorts existed when Walter White was a chemistry teacher.

    • @torm0
      @torm0 Год назад +12

      Made me chuckle but its a shame that even if students were more engaged with the subject, teachers are still going to be poorly paid. Education isn't valued by politicians.

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 Год назад

      Now I would try doing his experiments in that case

    • @arrrrrran3043
      @arrrrrran3043 Год назад

      @@torm0 ok

    • @yoshikagekira1863
      @yoshikagekira1863 Год назад

      Or if bill Oakley was a chemist

  • @roosh2927
    @roosh2927 Год назад +270

    The “Water Lol” was best part 😂

  • @ap_edits10
    @ap_edits10 5 месяцев назад +1

    step 1- pour some MO-*SNEEZE*-SS
    step -2 - sneeze
    step 3-light it on fire
    step -4 -MORE SNEEZE
    step -5 put it on body
    *AGGRAVATING SNEEZING NOISES*

  • @PurestPurest
    @PurestPurest Год назад +1844

    Step 1: cover your shoes with club moss
    Step 2: Find a lake
    Step 3: walk on water
    Edit: Stop fighting in the comments of it makes sense or not 💀 it’s not supposed to make sense 💀

    • @couchpotato13
      @couchpotato13 Год назад +27

      Read physics instead ?

    • @PurestPurest
      @PurestPurest Год назад +201

      @@couchpotato13 It’s a joke just so you know 👍

    • @JayzRebellion
      @JayzRebellion Год назад +94

      ​@@PurestPurest That went right over that person's head😂

    • @cs1045
      @cs1045 Год назад +47

      Hasbro's presents: instant Jesus.

    • @ItsMasTeRYT_
      @ItsMasTeRYT_ Год назад +8

      Bro doesnt know the gravity 💀

  • @RealMasky
    @RealMasky Год назад +48

    Wow, can't believe this powder is hydrophobic it's 2023...

  • @quarterboy2842
    @quarterboy2842 Год назад +704

    I’m glad you said “Awful Candy”. I had to go back and see the caption. 😂😂😂

    • @moniqueaugustine8914
      @moniqueaugustine8914 Год назад +22

      I love buttercream pumpkins🎉

    • @tigrysdeplonicgamingTrue
      @tigrysdeplonicgamingTrue Год назад +12

      I think it was a candy corn shaped as a pumpkin-

    • @jam06
      @jam06 Год назад +29

      Am i the only person who likes candy corn

    • @jxton_
      @jxton_ Год назад +12

      ​@@jam06no i love it and im pretty picky with my candy

    • @fluffsquirrel
      @fluffsquirrel Год назад +9

      @@jam06
      *My tongue:* I LOVE candy corn!!!
      *My stomach:* This substance is chemically equivalent to poison. I must induce vomiting.

  • @Abhay0505
    @Abhay0505 2 месяца назад

    For anyone wondering, the powder is called Lycopodium.

  • @Doodelzz
    @Doodelzz Год назад +191

    HIM: I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS
    The powder: NOPE 😂 👁👄👁

    • @aaamani.3
      @aaamani.3 Год назад +3

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @bunnybunch5782
    @bunnybunch5782 Год назад +948

    wow, wouldn't risk breathing that stuff in.

    • @HazagyShuji
      @HazagyShuji Год назад +284

      But you’d never drown if you breath it in

    • @O111e
      @O111e Год назад

      ​@@HazagyShuji You'd just suffocate instead.

    • @quietyard8014
      @quietyard8014 Год назад +122

      I've seen something similar while turning a neglected compost pile. I aimed the hose at the ground, and clouds of brown dust wafted into the air. I couldn't understand why it didn't get wetted down!
      Might be a coincidence, but I got a bloody nose that evening, which is rare for me.

    • @yamnayaseed356
      @yamnayaseed356 Год назад +1

      Imagine putting it into someone’s mouth. Forever thirsty!

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 Год назад +42

      @@quietyard8014 if you pour water on the fine dust in the desert a similar thing happens at first.

  • @ThisHandleIsAlreadyTaken839
    @ThisHandleIsAlreadyTaken839 10 месяцев назад +347

    Step 1: Coat your lungs in club moss
    Step 2: Breathe underwater (you can't drown)

    • @ΚαιτηΚιμινου
      @ΚαιτηΚιμινου 10 месяцев назад +56

      Instructions unclear: I am now dead

    • @stvrry.n1ght
      @stvrry.n1ght 9 месяцев назад +22

      instructions unclear: i vomit any water i swallow now

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 9 месяцев назад +7

      Pneumonia has disconnected.

    • @IsaacCampbell-dx5gf
      @IsaacCampbell-dx5gf 9 месяцев назад +2

      Good luck not choking

    • @dubyah2445
      @dubyah2445 9 месяцев назад +5

      Spores in a dark moist environment of your lungs.... "How to turn yourself into a chin pet!"

  • @dchosen1210
    @dchosen1210 4 месяца назад

    Cloudy with a chance of meatballs reference: "How you gonna wash it off nerd?"😂😂😂

  • @fikky.b8246
    @fikky.b8246 9 месяцев назад +496

    Step 1: Wait till you are extremely thirsty
    Step 2 : Cover your mouth in club moss
    Step 3 : Die in extreme pain and irony

    • @magicivy
      @magicivy 8 месяцев назад +12

      This actually made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @hellaawful
      @hellaawful 8 месяцев назад +20

      So much worse than the cinnamon challenge

    • @Ashley-u5k
      @Ashley-u5k 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@hellaawfulreal

    • @SagetheIdiotArtist
      @SagetheIdiotArtist 8 месяцев назад

      😭😭

    • @matthewireland7032
      @matthewireland7032 7 месяцев назад +2

      Wouldn't it not stick to your mouth tho?

  • @tialud136
    @tialud136 6 месяцев назад +47

    Club Moss is so hydrophobic ! How much prejudice in the middle of 2024 😢

  • @Evilpeter1
    @Evilpeter1 Год назад +878

    Step one: cover your feet with club moss
    Step two: become the new jesus

    • @ThatGamerAlexIsThatBoy
      @ThatGamerAlexIsThatBoy Год назад +16

      hmm, I wonder how that would hold up, would be fun to see though in like 6-8feet of water 😂
      Realistically though, would probably just break through the club moss surface maybe ?

    • @anuskaroy7640
      @anuskaroy7640 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @Cooolio-2
      @Cooolio-2 Год назад +11

      Walmart version of top comment

    • @justinjozokos1699
      @justinjozokos1699 Год назад +11

      Because Jesus is well known for having dry feet

    • @abhayborntowin8688
      @abhayborntowin8688 Год назад +1

      And fu©k Jesus 😂😂😂

  • @TheWinningSmile395
    @TheWinningSmile395 5 месяцев назад +1

    How to fly:
    Step1: check through ur house that if it is raining or not
    Step2: cover urself in club moss
    Step3: fly and enjoy 👍

  • @chandellelam
    @chandellelam Год назад +190

    When the moss powder blew to the camera,I really felt that in real life

  • @CasuallyCruelCrushesClub
    @CasuallyCruelCrushesClub Год назад +283

    imagine covering yourself in the moss to go into water but you catch fire on the way then someone tries to pour water on you- **insert evil laugh**

  • @jplay9710
    @jplay9710 Год назад +49

    There is no situation in which I would rather have my hand covered in moss spores than briefly damp.

  • @lampwizard4871
    @lampwizard4871 5 месяцев назад

    * Club moss to H20 molecules*
    "Yo' kind ain't welcome here no mo' "

  • @maryelvira3637
    @maryelvira3637 9 месяцев назад +716

    "Aslong as the spores coat my fingers, they'll never get wet"
    But they'll get dirty 💀

    • @DerNickromant
      @DerNickromant 9 месяцев назад +104

      Yea and you cant wash it off

    • @thobelamene5080
      @thobelamene5080 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@DerNickromant😂😂😂

    • @lwrmdn
      @lwrmdn 9 месяцев назад

      Like when you finger your gf

    • @_charademon_
      @_charademon_ 9 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@DerNickromantsuffering from success

    • @BRM1993
      @BRM1993 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Jr_juicebox
    @Jr_juicebox 6 месяцев назад +61

    Black Mesa using spores now 😭😭😭

    • @miggy7334
      @miggy7334 5 месяцев назад

      Gordon doesnt need to hear all of this, he is a highly trained proffesional

    • @derpsdeluxe
      @derpsdeluxe 5 месяцев назад

      That’ll save Glados next time for sure!!

    • @FarmanFarman-e8l
      @FarmanFarman-e8l 5 месяцев назад

      Mi in d in bhaiya JJ DH ixbusii🇯🇵🇯🇵

  • @mini_miney
    @mini_miney Год назад +603

    "how can i be hydrophobic, i come out wet"

  • @limeylime8027
    @limeylime8027 2 месяца назад

    Classroom… wait you’ve made thermite before. This dude teaching kids how to set themselves on fire lmaoooo

  • @ghetto056
    @ghetto056 Год назад +204

    Our science teacher got fired for having us built a blow pipe flame thrower with this stuff

    • @hehehheheheheheheh3467
      @hehehheheheheheheh3467 Год назад +8

      Pun indeed

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn Год назад +9

      Hehe
      *fired*

    • @clownmonomaniac2630
      @clownmonomaniac2630 Год назад

      a girl got suspended for causing an explosion and hurting herself and another person 💀

    • @serjburj8506
      @serjburj8506 Год назад

      My science teacher got fired for asking a girl eating Cheetos in class if she was “eating smagma”

    • @askinni
      @askinni Год назад +1

      ​@@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn *DAAAYYYYUUUMM!!*

  • @blackgohan3398
    @blackgohan3398 Год назад +213

    This proves that water isn’t wet, it makes things wet

    • @avaliausd.
      @avaliausd. Год назад +22

      That's kinda obvious though. The only reason why there is a misunderstanding about water and wetness is because people take that popular sarcastic phrase, "yeah, and water is wet", seriously. The phrase in itself is actual a very stupid phrase. Wetness only happen when something dry is saturated with water. Water isn't dry, so it can't be wet.

    • @timburtonlover369
      @timburtonlover369 Год назад +20

      @@avaliausd. I get what ur saying, but dry things can also be saturated with liquids other than water (like oil or alcohol). It’s more that the idea of wetness being a quality at all revolves around how our physical senses perceive liquids when we as subjects are in a dry environment. We don’t even actually have touch receptors for wetness specifically, we just perceive a combination of the changes in temperature and physical texture (that’s why sensory deprivation chambers work so well). A fish born within water has never been dry before, does that mean it’s not wet either? “Water is wet” is like saying anger is angry. Anger is an emotion, angry is the effect that emotion has on a subject. Water is a liquid, wet is the physical effects that a liquid has on a subject/object.

    • @cornnflaek6234
      @cornnflaek6234 Год назад

      How? I get that it’s objectively true, but I don’t see how this proves it

    • @made.online2149
      @made.online2149 Год назад +11

      @@cornnflaek6234it’s not objectively true either, it’s pointless semantics.

    • @RedditNovelties
      @RedditNovelties Год назад +3

      But os water itself wet?

  • @ollie_tech_
    @ollie_tech_ Год назад +460

    My question is how do you wash it of?

  • @floodiethelastescapee
    @floodiethelastescapee 2 месяца назад

    step 1: cover yourself in club moss
    step 2: wait for it to rain
    step 3: immortality