Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio used Cartman's caracter in that episode as an inspiration for his role in Django Unchained. I'm calling that true method acting!
I was just about to ask was this filmed before or after Django Unchained because the moment I saw this and heard the accent I immediately thought of Calvin Candy! I just knew either this was inspired by Calvin in Django Unchained or Calvin was inspired by this!
@@tremblence those white republicans switched party names around the passing of the civil rights, genius,, the imbeciles fighting to keep the confederate status now are what your party is🤡
South Park is supposed to be a play on Littleton. Close to U of C at Boulder where they were raised essentially. Therefore the closest college to South Park would be U of C at Boulder.
@@knop9030 the video about slaves? Where a Hispanic man said he is sick of the treatment blacks get eg reparations and yet his race who served as slaves receive nothing. Slavery is literally the subject of the video..
@@batman4y2k Why would you ask Spaniards for reparation? I’m Hispanic too, be grateful to Spain, Hispanic means that you were born in a country once part of the glorious Spanish Empire.
@@tchaika2697 You’ve been brainwashed by a liberal education and that’s depressing. They had no racial hierarchies first of all, this is a lie spread against them. Secondly, their religious zealousness is a good thing, they evangelized the world and saved so many from the fate of barbarism, this is wonderful.
The joke about comparing a student athlete to a slave was that they didn’t pay them because they were just given free food and housing like a slave would have been given for those of you who don’t seem to understand the joke.
@@biscoito1r Yeah, my fucking scumbag eighth grade science teacher used to tell stories about his college roommate. The roommate was there on a basketball scholarship and my teacher used to laugh about how the guy was always starving because he didn’t have time for a job, his family was broke, and the school wasn’t allowed to feed him.
@@christianhenson6924 No, they’re talking about the athletes. While the successful ones do end up becoming millionaires once they get signed on, in college they’re definitely in some aspects treated worse than slaves. Really the only defence the colleges have is that it’s voluntary, but that’s a poor defence.
@@justicewarrior9187 Funnily enough Amazon's also lobbying for a higher minimum wage. You know, one their competition can't pay. "We don't have a monopoly, it's just too expensive to compete with us."
Dud they pay really well. Just work you to death but it's one of the best gigs in town far as I'm concerned, for unskill d labor. If you get a good shift or good building it's pretty cool.
Brilliant. South Park is genius at exposing the hypocrisies of the world. It's insane athletes at a college level don't make money from merchandise that is sold using their names while these institutions rake in millions. Most of these athletes will never go pro they should be at least getting a piece of the pie if someone buys their college jersey with their name on the back of it.
You truly don't pay attention to news I see. The universities don't have to pay them. The athletes are allowed now to make money off their name and brand. They can sign autographs and I believe sell their own merchandise. Things like that. But the schools do not have to pay them a salary still.
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh Hey, the scriptures talk bad about America. It will be destroyed. You don't see America with binoculars like other's do who know it's wicked and a cursed nation.
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I'm American. Born in florida near pahokee, raised by the Okeechobee lake. I know America. I'm not foreign. I know that America is wicked to it's core and I don't live in America anymore because i choose freedom of oppression. But you on the other hand don't understand America's system. Tell me, why do you pay taxes and where does taxes come from? You know that's your hard earned money that they're taking from you right? Imagine keeping all 100% of that money that you make out of your paycheck. State, and federal taxes. Do you know why parking tickets exist. Do you know why traffic tickets exist? Do you know the difference between a magistrate judge and a judicial jude everytime you step into a court house? What about calling out their oaths? You boast about america but you do not know it's system. You don't know that through your social security number they are robbing you blind through something called "The strawman", are you wise enough to search all of this or just live in ignorance Forever? Do you know why you have a Birth certificate? Do you know the origin of it? People in america avoid taxes or try to avoid taxes because they know taxation is a burden and it hurts your pockets and things that you want to do you have to put off to the side until you can get your money right to do do. But if there was no taxes then whatever it is that you want to do would come sooner to you Learn life or be subject to those who rule over you. You live in w fantasy country. You have no idea what's going on. Do
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh look, don't be that Guy. Ok. If someone told you a lie, you'll look into it before calling it a conspiracy theory. If someone told you the truth, you'll look into it before judging the cause of it and calling it a conspiracy theory. You see, America has brainwashed the people into calling thing's conspiracy theories because they know that these people will not go and do their in debth research on the matter and will just believe the government. You on the other hand i see, automatically call thing's conspiracy theories. Even if i do give you proof you'll look over the surface of it and will not dig deep to get the understanding of the matter. I'm against the Wickedness that goes on in America. You're all for it because you will not research anything even if someone does give you the key to the answer you'll just call it a conspiracy theory. You'll say you'll look into it but throw it away because you don't want to see the Truth. It's better for you to remain in ignorance.
But the universities still won't be paying them. Under slavery, especially later on, some owners allowed their slaves to go work for wages part-time....
@@kingme5321 Student athletes are not paid salaries by the universities they work for. If I remember correctly, Cartman wants to know the universities' secret to having slaves (i.e. unpaid workers). Thus, when he tells Cartman they are "student athletes", Cartman assumes he is using a euphemism to refer to his slaves.
But you just got truth and you still live in your enslavement. You don't even look up the history of the whole collegiate level of sports not paying their athlete's. But are making money off of the athlete's faces in video games. Enslavement at it's best.
@@thomasmule5869 Right right right. Lets expore a bit further than that shall we? Do these students play games that attract national interest? Are schools directly benefitting from this attention financially? Is said benefit more than 100k? Are the students being paid their fair share for any amount over 100k? Is this attention raising the profile of these achools to attract even for students who have to pay this 100k? Are these students who are paying out of pocket many times over the number of athletes? Please, let's engage 🙏
@@DerickMasai unless you play D1 FBS football or for a handful of basketball programs youre a financial net drain on the school. Football pays for literally everything else in the athletic department except basketball which usually is about breakeven give or take. Entire budgets of small D1 schools are paid for by taking an ass whooping or two a year at big programs like Alabama or Ohio State in football
0:02 The line "A representative from another *Prestigious* Institution is here to see you." is delivered so perfectly. It setups up the rest of the scene beautifully.
"This country was founded on the idea that one corporation could not hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" This statement is really really funny
Imagine being an NFL multi millionaire and comparing yourself to a slave. This is how disconnected people are today from slavery. They don't get it at all. At least with this joke the students actually make bank but don't get any of the money and just get basic things covered like a slave.
He h his followers don't have a life? Sit on the couch? Do they realize that this is a slap against reparations for SLAVERY? Will get around to watching South Park DVDS I bought@ GOODWILL.
The fact that this clip seems so absurd but is actually rooted in reality speaks VOLUMES about the greed and corruption in student athlete sports. Cartman is the best! :D
Not just sports. Colleges in general are just ways to get as much money out of their customers (not going to validate them by calling them students) as they can, in exchange for as little as they can manage
They should have also ruled for retroactive payments for the past NCAA stars that got the slave whip yet never made money in the pros to make up for it. What a scam they had going.
"Do you mean our student athletes?" "Student athletes." That is brilliant sir." "Now when it come to video games and name and likeness, how do we get around paying our slav...I mean 'student athletes, then?" Pure South Park gold.
this is the exact reason why NCAA 2014 was the last ncaa football game. because they couldnt figure out how to not pay the athletes but also use their likeness
@@Dreamer19454 universities don't pay their student athletes, although they do get money from their likeness. In very funny way with this bit SP is playing with idea that student athletes are slaves
@Happy DeLarge true, they indenture themselves to Walmart, and McDonald's and other low wage corporations or join the military and they NEVER understand their position as slaves in the system.
It's funny, I worked for a university's public safety department, where I was both paid a normal wage, and received free college classes. No one ever argued that they didn't have to pay us because we were already getting a free education, and we didn't have to keep our grade averages, or pass our classes to stay eligible to work. But then you flip around to the student athletes, who make billions of dollars for the colleges, and the universities were not paying them, because they were getting "free classes". The kids getting torn up on the football field couldn't get paid and receive free classes, but those of us telling you where you could or could not park your car in the garage outside the stadium were both getting paid and free classes and health insurance and vacation and sick days. Hell, I think there was even a free daycare if we had a child. Couldn't pay the athletes though, because that would have been unfair.
@@an-cx1ho what do you mean it would be detrimental? I always thought it was stupid because you couldn't get a scholarship if you made money off your likeness before college too. who would it even create a social divide with?
@@aanuosunade575 detrimental because it is easy money and showering young kids with easy money makes them lazy and they need to train hard at this point not enjoy highlife. time for that will come later, for some of them. and making some kids rich would create a social divide between them and the rest of the students. many of these kids are dumb as fuck, they can only run forward, jump and catch. the trappings of easy money are especially dangerous to those.
@UCC0VXNpLLvP5JrFHuwrBx9w wtf? Shut the fuck up. If they want to act stupid with thier money its up to them cuz it's THIERS. And honestly watching some of the shit these "adult" NFL and NBA players do with the money they're supposed to be sooo much more mature with has me in shock. You've never seen cribs stupid?
That's usually how it goes. "WE have a good reason to not do this thing, but we won't elaborate cause that would then show we have no real good fucking reason. Other than lining our own pockets."
This is honestly too true. I unfortunately played college football on scholarship because I'm from a poor family and wanted to get an education without putting myself in student loan debt. Lucky for me I broke my back playing the game and now I'm losing function in my legs and my penis and walking with a cane probably will be a in a wheelchair soon. Sometimes I wet myself because I can't control my bladder.The worst part is to think that if I had been working I would be covered in injury compensation. The university just threw me out on the street and treated me like shit. I struggled through multiple surgeries trying to finish my degree. I finished but now my body is so messed up idk what I'm going to do. What's worse is the University's are supposedly the leaders in being progressive in our society. But really they don't give a shit about anything but money.
You are absolutely right. We are nothing, but slaves to these university or college corporations. I am very truly sorry for what happen to you. I know you will get better. Take care.
I'm really sorry to hear this. There should be some safety nets like workman's comp for athletes injured during games or training. I wish you the best.
Sorry to hear it. I went to two major universities and they both treated me like shit. I was absolutely nothing but a cash cow to them. I tried going out for two different sports and was not even considered because I was "too short". 5 foot nine, the same height as Babe Ruth. I could run the 100 M in 11 flat, throw 200 feet with pinpoint accuracy, benchpress 320 pounds, stuff like that. They wouldn't even let me try out. Guess I was lucky. Oh, and my degrees are worthless, too. And I consider myself blessed, as I survived all they put me through. and I'm happy, healthy, and not living in the street, where they obviously wanted to put me. Good luck!
"Look, there are...good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid, young man." I like the audible pause there, as though he's trying to justify it himself.
I love how the guy goes "A What?" when the secretary says another prestigious institution. Then toward the end of the clip he refers to his school as a prestigious university.
And now the NCAA is facing heat for a case they just lost over not paying their student athletes or allowing them to make money off their own likeness.
@@rafaelpedro9494 They excuse it with credits for not paying for classes. But then, if they paid their student atholetes a salary for playing on the team, the students could just pay for their own classes and pocket the rest.
So this is why the video went up to my recommended... America is weird with the college sports... Hey but my uni had a cs;go and LOL league but they won't build a 40 pcs with 3080gtx for that... The 3080gtx here are for training neural networks.
The NCAA did not "pass it," they were forced to by the US Supreme Court ruling in favor of the student athletes being able to receive endorsement deals off their names/likenesses.
I didn't understand this until a coworker explained it. It's not satire, it's just news. I'm still appalled, even if they can now be paid for their endorsement.
@John Smith slow down, why tf gotta bring that into this? As far as I’m aware colleges aren’t actively trying to turn its students into Marxist far leftists, your free to prove me wrong
@Angelwing Nipple Degrees that are needed to be employed in the institution and don’t even pay enough to repay the student loan unless you live in your car.
@@thoumotherdearest9041 aren't a lot of uni's forcing students to follow certain courses that have nothing to do with their degree? Also forget uni, the start in middle school now with CRT.
@@Yodumeee that the college will make back at least doubled. The NCAA is a giant scam. Most college coaches are paid equal to Pro Sport coaches. Bigger schools are businesses. Cartman is actually dead on here.
I love how Cartman is so comedically incapable of reading a room he believes that their conversation is being monitored in secret and not that he's make a fool of himself.
Well, the guy does have a bunch of young men doing lucrative work for him while being paid nothing. That sure does look like slavery, even if you can't call it that.
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Basically anything where Cartman has a Southern accent is hilarious.
75% of j-e-double u s had slaves
only 2% of white people had slaves
Look it up
It even sounds like an accurate 1800s Southern accent lol
"Only one thing remains certain: That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body."
@@tremblence aren’t many of them white
@@tremblence Jeuu?
Cartman sniffing the cigar and tucking it away is so funny.
Man 9lonly smokes pure, 100% hand-rolled Cuban cigars. That's how you know he's rich.
Cigar? they are in Colorado
@@fanta5778 cuban?
@@fanta5778 so what? I smoke cigars and I live in NY
@@joshlasky8138 the joke was those are probably blunts
Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio used Cartman's caracter in that episode as an inspiration for his role in Django Unchained. I'm calling that true method acting!
Calvin Cartman
I was just about to ask was this filmed before or after Django Unchained because the moment I saw this and heard the accent I immediately thought of Calvin Candy! I just knew either this was inspired by Calvin in Django Unchained or Calvin was inspired by this!
You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
@@Sinnerboy88 Both are inspired by something earlier
@@dvt00a Do you know what it is? Maybe an old Western? I'd like to know to check it out!
"Screw you Sir, I'm goin' home" in character gets me every time.
@Isobel Hodgson But in character as a southern gentleman.
It's just not Cartman without it
I disregard you sir, I shall retire to my quarters.
Lol 😆
"screw you suh" 😂😂😂
“Stoo-dent at-ho-leets? Oh dat is bri’yant, sahhh!”
White Republicans abolished slavery
Jews fought to keep slavery active
@@tremblence ok
sounded japanses to me
Stoodento atholeeto
@@tremblence those white republicans switched party names around the passing of the civil rights, genius,, the imbeciles fighting to keep the confederate status now are what your party is🤡
Well this is awkward
Comedy is always best when there is a nugget of truth at it’s core.
This isn't a nugget; it's a documentary.
factual dingleberries
Its* core
Sorry, no comedy in this comment, only truth
@@_Stormfather Sue me... better yet, come up with one of your own :-).
All comedy relies upon that, otherwise we wouldn't be able to relate to it.
What makes this funnier is that it’s Trey Parker and Matt Stones former college.
@@batman4y2k weird comment to make in a south park video that has nothing to do with what you just said.
South Park is supposed to be a play on Littleton. Close to U of C at Boulder where they were raised essentially. Therefore the closest college to South Park would be U of C at Boulder.
@@knop9030 the video about slaves? Where a Hispanic man said he is sick of the treatment blacks get eg reparations and yet his race who served as slaves receive nothing. Slavery is literally the subject of the video..
@@batman4y2k Why would you ask Spaniards for reparation? I’m Hispanic too, be grateful to Spain, Hispanic means that you were born in a country once part of the glorious Spanish Empire.
@@tchaika2697 You’ve been brainwashed by a liberal education and that’s depressing. They had no racial hierarchies first of all, this is a lie spread against them. Secondly, their religious zealousness is a good thing, they evangelized the world and saved so many from the fate of barbarism, this is wonderful.
A true Southern gentleman always removes his hat indoors. That’s how the man saw through Cartman’s disguise.
He also didn't use a handkerchief to wipe his hands
@@davidhong1934 Bless his heart.
Something any true coloradoan should know
He was also not sipping a mint julep, poor form I do say.
i mean there in colorado so there not in the south
The joke about comparing a student athlete to a slave was that they didn’t pay them because they were just given free food and housing like a slave would have been given for those of you who don’t seem to understand the joke.
They wouldn't even give them food
@@biscoito1r if your talking about the slaves they thought of them as cattle so the did feed them.
@@biscoito1r Yeah, my fucking scumbag eighth grade science teacher used to tell stories about his college roommate. The roommate was there on a basketball scholarship and my teacher used to laugh about how the guy was always starving because he didn’t have time for a job, his family was broke, and the school wasn’t allowed to feed him.
@@christianhenson6924 No, they’re talking about the athletes. While the successful ones do end up becoming millionaires once they get signed on, in college they’re definitely in some aspects treated worse than slaves. Really the only defence the colleges have is that it’s voluntary, but that’s a poor defence.
@@williaml840 ohhh okay 👌
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university" 😂
Perfect statement 😂😂😂
I'm sure he does think that.
"Universitay" 😂
The little hidden gems Matt and Trey leave us are just precious
Therefore student loan debt forgiveness will happen. Defaulting costs the university industry money.
The way he says student athletes is fucking poetry. I love this clip so much
He meant to say student slaves :)
STOODENT ATHOOLEETS
LMAO you made me laugh even more. I didn't think that was possible. Not so at all!
0:54 “Stoo-dint a-thoo-leets...”
Ho ho, that is brilliant sah!!
That "My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself here" kills me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business, don't ye??!!
@@ivex91The way he says lucrative is fucking hysterical
"I ain't arguing if they get paid how we all make our money" should be an amazon slogan
@@alexandermonday3017
20$ per hour???
HOLLY SHIT!!!
Come to Europe for the same job and get 3.5$ per hour!!!!
You poor por crybaby Amuricans
It's not already?
Eastern europe ?
@@justicewarrior9187 Funnily enough Amazon's also lobbying for a higher minimum wage. You know, one their competition can't pay. "We don't have a monopoly, it's just too expensive to compete with us."
Dud they pay really well. Just work you to death but it's one of the best gigs in town far as I'm concerned, for unskill d labor. If you get a good shift or good building it's pretty cool.
Brilliant. South Park is genius at exposing the hypocrisies of the world. It's insane athletes at a college level don't make money from merchandise that is sold using their names while these institutions rake in millions. Most of these athletes will never go pro they should be at least getting a piece of the pie if someone buys their college jersey with their name on the back of it.
They don’t rake in just millions. They rake in billions! It’s insane!
@@jdsr4c Very true.
Like internships.
well they do get a free education. So they are getting paid ...with knowledge. that's more powerful than the all mighty dollar
@@rayhjr72 🤣😆😂🙄🤦🏻♂️🤔😢
1:56
the best “screw you, I’m going home” from Cartman. 👏 👏 👏
Music to my ears 😭
Screw you Sur, I’m going home. This was the funniest one
Genuinely LOLed there
Every other screw you guys is trash compared to this 😂
Yeah for someone who seen South Park on RUclips clip
The best part of this is how he stays in character even while angrily walking out
Jajajajaja you’re right
“Ma peaches what a Wonderful office you got yourself hereyah!”
Certainly got yourself a lucrative business don'tchee
@@sgt.horvath7023 Well lemme get right down to it then
Binod
🤣
I've seen this loads of times and today was the first time I noticed he said "My peaches".
This has aged really well after the latest ruling against the NCAA.
What’s the latest ruling?
@@misterrightuk you have the pay the student athletes
You truly don't pay attention to news I see. The universities don't have to pay them. The athletes are allowed now to make money off their name and brand. They can sign autographs and I believe sell their own merchandise. Things like that. But the schools do not have to pay them a salary still.
@@OIFVET12B511 who gives a shit?
@DeadlyKitten-15 what?! South Park is fake? I thought it was a documentary.
"Screw you sah, ahm goin home"
Gold.
While laughing my ass off, I realized how spot-on this was on so many different levels
Yet you still live in your happy country knowing they just gave you Truth. America is enslavement
@@Yahsword4950 and please don't forget it
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh
Hey, the scriptures talk bad about America. It will be destroyed. You don't see America with binoculars like other's do who know it's wicked and a cursed nation.
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh I'm American. Born in florida near pahokee, raised by the Okeechobee lake. I know America. I'm not foreign. I know that America is wicked to it's core and I don't live in America anymore because i choose freedom of oppression. But you on the other hand don't understand America's system.
Tell me, why do you pay taxes and where does taxes come from? You know that's your hard earned money that they're taking from you right? Imagine keeping all 100% of that money that you make out of your paycheck. State, and federal taxes.
Do you know why parking tickets exist. Do you know why traffic tickets exist?
Do you know the difference between a magistrate judge and a judicial jude everytime you step into a court house? What about calling out their oaths?
You boast about america but you do not know it's system. You don't know that through your social security number they are robbing you blind through something called "The strawman", are you wise enough to search all of this or just live in ignorance Forever? Do you know why you have a Birth certificate? Do you know the origin of it?
People in america avoid taxes or try to avoid taxes because they know taxation is a burden and it hurts your pockets and things that you want to do you have to put off to the side until you can get your money right to do do. But if there was no taxes then whatever it is that you want to do would come sooner to you
Learn life or be subject to those who rule over you.
You live in w fantasy country. You have no idea what's going on.
Do
@yxcvtfgjh lkjasdh look, don't be that Guy. Ok.
If someone told you a lie, you'll look into it before calling it a conspiracy theory. If someone told you the truth, you'll look into it before judging the cause of it and calling it a conspiracy theory.
You see, America has brainwashed the people into calling thing's conspiracy theories because they know that these people will not go and do their in debth research on the matter and will just believe the government.
You on the other hand i see, automatically call thing's conspiracy theories. Even if i do give you proof you'll look over the surface of it and will not dig deep to get the understanding of the matter.
I'm against the Wickedness that goes on in America. You're all for it because you will not research anything even if someone does give you the key to the answer you'll just call it a conspiracy theory. You'll say you'll look into it but throw it away because you don't want to see the Truth. It's better for you to remain in ignorance.
They just passed it in the Supreme Court or something that college athletes can now be paid & receive endorsements from outside companies.
On one hand that's good news. On the other hand the NCAA is probably gonna find a way to take a huge chunk of it.
Yup they were way overdue for payment for their sporting events
Wait do you actually think coaches weren’t paying kids to go to their schools lol
Brace for the jim crow laws
But the universities still won't be paying them. Under slavery, especially later on, some owners allowed their slaves to go work for wages part-time....
STU dent ATHU leeeeeeets!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
uh-oh, this is brilliant sir!
Wait can someone explain I'm dense
@@kingme5321 Student athletes are not paid salaries by the universities they work for. If I remember correctly, Cartman wants to know the universities' secret to having slaves (i.e. unpaid workers). Thus, when he tells Cartman they are "student athletes", Cartman assumes he is using a euphemism to refer to his slaves.
@@kingme5321 change your name.
Any man who must say he is the king
Is not.. a true...king.
I love how he says “I’ll give you 40 for the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks” like if he’s going super high 🤣
1 donky was 20 and black family of 8 was 10
Three fifty
$40 for two white ones $50 for a black one
@@jasonc4641 ….no. That’s not what he said . He said FIFTY for the blacks 😂
@@knockout924 You both quoted it wrong. He says "I'd be willing to offer ya 40 dollars for TWO of the white ones and fifty for the blacks."
As a student athlete myself, I can say this is a amazing representation.
Don't you mean "STU-dent ATH-e-LETE"?
But you just got truth and you still live in your enslavement. You don't even look up the history of the whole collegiate level of sports not paying their athlete's. But are making money off of the athlete's faces in video games.
Enslavement at it's best.
And do those athletes not get scholarships and a free education that other students have to pay 100k for?
@@thomasmule5869 Right right right. Lets expore a bit further than that shall we? Do these students play games that attract national interest? Are schools directly benefitting from this attention financially? Is said benefit more than 100k? Are the students being paid their fair share for any amount over 100k? Is this attention raising the profile of these achools to attract even for students who have to pay this 100k? Are these students who are paying out of pocket many times over the number of athletes? Please, let's engage 🙏
@@DerickMasai unless you play D1 FBS football or for a handful of basketball programs youre a financial net drain on the school. Football pays for literally everything else in the athletic department except basketball which usually is about breakeven give or take. Entire budgets of small D1 schools are paid for by taking an ass whooping or two a year at big programs like Alabama or Ohio State in football
“There are good reasons for why are student athletes can’t get paid”
Not anymore there’s not
What were the good reasons and why are they no longer valid?
If you don't mind me asking.
There never was a good reason.
Only true reason is the big owners being greedy
@Mark Kalivoda Pretty much the kinda nonsense I expected.
Thanks for the reply. :)=
@Mark Kalivoda _*"student athooleets"_
"This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty!" - Eric Cartman
That’s a George washing quote silly
povertay
@@paranormallettuce7227 t
Neffxx,,
A small jab at Amazon
Well cartman is right
0:02 The line "A representative from another *Prestigious* Institution is here to see you." is delivered so perfectly. It setups up the rest of the scene beautifully.
Fun fact: This aired 13 months BEFORE Django Unchained was released in theatres lol
That’s true ? Omg good info
I haven't heard a better description of the NCAA in a while.
It's the best description of NCAA I've ever heard
If you factor the whole student debt thing, it's describes a lot more than student-athletes.
@@russelllukenbill underrated comment
this aged sooo well.
"This country was founded on the idea that one corporation could not hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" This statement is really really funny
did cartman say "my peaches"? lmao it reminds me of every southern rock band
@@leahflower99249
Every best Cartman moment needs to be compiled onto a floppy disk and kept in a vault in a bunker so that way when the world ends we still have him
I second this.
You're gonna need at least a ZIP disk for that.
What is a
Floppy DISK
You speak of good sir
@@troykinnison4575 old type of memory storage like USB drive or CD's. It had about 1.44mb of storage.
They ll be no electricity 😂🔌😲🤯🤔🤦♂️😆😆
When Cartman says “student athletes that is brilliant sir” never fails to crack me up. The delivery is perfect
I agree that line always makes me laugh so hard 😭
When is cartman delivery’s not perfect
I bet Colin Kaepernick saw this scene and it became the basis for the whole Netflix movie.
Lmao so true!
This South Park clip refers to an issue in the NCAA, not the NFL though. Most people are not going to be interested in Kaperdick’s movie.
@@winterxx1555 exactly this video debunks his BS argument pretty well ruclips.net/video/FfQOVxq7mmM/видео.html
Imagine being an NFL multi millionaire and comparing yourself to a slave. This is how disconnected people are today from slavery. They don't get it at all. At least with this joke the students actually make bank but don't get any of the money and just get basic things covered like a slave.
He h his followers don't have a life? Sit on the couch? Do they realize that this is a slap against reparations for SLAVERY? Will get around to watching South Park DVDS I bought@ GOODWILL.
“I ain’t arg-in!”
When he said that I scrolled pass this ha
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"Mahhh Peaches what a wondaful office ya got heay nyah!" God I love Cartman.
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The fact that this clip seems so absurd but is actually rooted in reality speaks VOLUMES about the greed and corruption in student athlete sports.
Cartman is the best! :D
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EVERYTHING South Park rips on is satirical version of reality.
Not just sports. Colleges in general are just ways to get as much money out of their customers (not going to validate them by calling them students) as they can, in exchange for as little as they can manage
Too late, Cartman, the Supreme Court heard you!
Hahahaha, I thought of this scene the moment I heard the ruling!!
They should have also ruled for retroactive payments for the past NCAA stars that got the slave whip yet never made money in the pros to make up for it. What a scam they had going.
"Do you mean our student athletes?"
"Student athletes." That is brilliant sir." "Now when it come to video games and name and likeness, how do we get around paying our slav...I mean 'student athletes, then?"
Pure South Park gold.
totally blew me away figuring what this clip was about, lol
And hes kinda right
this is the exact reason why NCAA 2014 was the last ncaa football game. because they couldnt figure out how to not pay the athletes but also use their likeness
Not from the US, can you explain?
@@Dreamer19454 universities don't pay their student athletes, although they do get money from their likeness. In very funny way with this bit SP is playing with idea that student athletes are slaves
This was a groundbreaking documentary.
Hahahahaaaa
" $40 for 2 of the white ones and $50 for the blacks" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
That’s a great deal ..
@Happy DeLarge the word slave originates from the Slavic people, yes white people, who were enslaved in masses.
@Happy DeLarge A slav is white though or am I just getting color blind while looking at google images.
@Happy DeLarge true, they indenture themselves to Walmart, and McDonald's and other low wage corporations or join the military and they NEVER understand their position as slaves in the system.
“You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a university?!”
Best line in this scene.
It's funny, I worked for a university's public safety department, where I was both paid a normal wage, and received free college classes. No one ever argued that they didn't have to pay us because we were already getting a free education, and we didn't have to keep our grade averages, or pass our classes to stay eligible to work. But then you flip around to the student athletes, who make billions of dollars for the colleges, and the universities were not paying them, because they were getting "free classes". The kids getting torn up on the football field couldn't get paid and receive free classes, but those of us telling you where you could or could not park your car in the garage outside the stadium were both getting paid and free classes and health insurance and vacation and sick days. Hell, I think there was even a free daycare if we had a child. Couldn't pay the athletes though, because that would have been unfair.
paying them at this point would be detrimental to their careers and create social divide
@@an-cx1ho what do you mean it would be detrimental? I always thought it was stupid because you couldn't get a scholarship if you made money off your likeness before college too. who would it even create a social divide with?
@@aanuosunade575 detrimental because it is easy money and showering young kids with easy money makes them lazy and they need to train hard at this point not enjoy highlife. time for that will come later, for some of them. and making some kids rich would create a social divide between them and the rest of the students. many of these kids are dumb as fuck, they can only run forward, jump and catch. the trappings of easy money are especially dangerous to those.
@UCC0VXNpLLvP5JrFHuwrBx9w wtf? Shut the fuck up. If they want to act stupid with thier money its up to them cuz it's THIERS. And honestly watching some of the shit these "adult" NFL and NBA players do with the money they're supposed to be sooo much more mature with has me in shock. You've never seen cribs stupid?
Well, I do declare
“Listen, we have good reasons why our student athletes cannot got paid, young man,” the man says before not elaborating or explaining at all
That's usually how it goes.
"WE have a good reason to not do this thing, but we won't elaborate cause that would then show we have no real good fucking reason. Other than lining our own pockets."
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This is the best shit on colleges ever taken
Just facts
the "I aint arguin'!" is so perfect
This is honestly too true. I unfortunately played college football on scholarship because I'm from a poor family and wanted to get an education without putting myself in student loan debt. Lucky for me I broke my back playing the game and now I'm losing function in my legs and my penis and walking with a cane probably will be a in a wheelchair soon. Sometimes I wet myself because I can't control my bladder.The worst part is to think that if I had been working I would be covered in injury compensation. The university just threw me out on the street and treated me like shit. I struggled through multiple surgeries trying to finish my degree. I finished but now my body is so messed up idk what I'm going to do. What's worse is the University's are supposedly the leaders in being progressive in our society. But really they don't give a shit about anything but money.
You are absolutely right. We are nothing, but slaves to these university or college corporations. I am very truly sorry for what happen to you. I know you will get better. Take care.
I'm really sorry to hear this. There should be some safety nets like workman's comp for athletes injured during games or training.
I wish you the best.
Sorry to hear it. I went to two major universities and they both treated me like shit. I was absolutely nothing but a cash cow to them. I tried going out for two different sports and was not even considered because I was "too short". 5 foot nine, the same height as Babe Ruth.
I could run the 100 M in 11 flat, throw 200 feet with pinpoint accuracy, benchpress 320 pounds, stuff like that. They wouldn't even let me try out. Guess I was lucky. Oh, and my degrees are worthless, too.
And I consider myself blessed, as I survived all they put me through. and I'm happy, healthy, and not living in the street, where they obviously wanted to put me. Good luck!
Shit...
Ever see the movie "Rain People"? Watch for the back-story of James Caan's character.
"Look, there are...good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid, young man." I like the audible pause there, as though he's trying to justify it himself.
I love how the guy goes "A What?" when the secretary says another prestigious institution. Then toward the end of the clip he refers to his school as a prestigious university.
“Screw you, sah! I’m goin’ home.”
Screw you, sah! I'm goin' home.
His red hair, sideburns and moustache are right on point for this one. 🤣🤣
Don't forget the southern accent. I think they frickin nailed it. With the older dialect too.
The first slave owner in America was Anthony Johnson - a black man......
Finally - you've been red pilled
@@tiarnan76 he was also jewish
He looks a lot like Leo Di Caprio from Django Unchained
It’s amazing how much emotion they can express with such a simplistic animation style 😂😂
And now the NCAA is facing heat for a case they just lost over not paying their student athletes or allowing them to make money off their own likeness.
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Yeah ...even in movies they pay the family of the deceased for a CGI likeness (“loopholes” is jargon of the rich)
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They excuse it with credits for not paying for classes. But then, if they paid their student atholetes a salary for playing on the team, the students could just pay for their own classes and pocket the rest.
“We’re not talking about slave ownership TALL”
"Screw you, Sir! I'm going home" 🤣🤣🤣 Cartman doesn't really say "Screw you guys, I'm going home" anymore, that was a brilliant callback! 😂
Who's here after the NCAA passed that every athlete in the country will be able to make money from endorsements and other ventures?
This clip was the first thing I thought about when I heard the news. "Student athletes, that is brilliant sir" haha
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So this is why the video went up to my recommended... America is weird with the college sports... Hey but my uni had a cs;go and LOL league but they won't build a 40 pcs with 3080gtx for that... The 3080gtx here are for training neural networks.
The NCAA did not "pass it," they were forced to by the US Supreme Court ruling in favor of the student athletes being able to receive endorsement deals off their names/likenesses.
I didn't understand this until a coworker explained it. It's not satire, it's just news. I'm still appalled, even if they can now be paid for their endorsement.
@John Smith slow down, why tf gotta bring that into this? As far as I’m aware colleges aren’t actively trying to turn its students into Marxist far leftists, your free to prove me wrong
@Angelwing Nipple Degrees that are needed to be employed in the institution and don’t even pay enough to repay the student loan unless you live in your car.
@@thoumotherdearest9041 what can you expect from a guy called John Smith
@@thoumotherdearest9041 aren't a lot of uni's forcing students to follow certain courses that have nothing to do with their degree?
Also forget uni, the start in middle school now with CRT.
@@neovenom9833 They're teaching college-level legal theory to middle-schoolers? Where?
Love how the College owner at no point gave a reason why they weren't paying the athletes. Just kept dodging and denying.
They are. $200,000 in tuition alone and 99% of them will never make a living in sports. Good deal for most. But people are whiny pussies nowadays
@@Yodumeee that the college will make back at least doubled. The NCAA is a giant scam. Most college coaches are paid equal to Pro Sport coaches. Bigger schools are businesses. Cartman is actually dead on here.
One of the greatest Eric Cartman moments. Each time i laugh like it is the first time i'm watching it 😀😀😀
This is still one of Cartman greatest moments
I love how he takes a big whiff of the cigar and puts it in his jacket
As a former "student-athlete" this isnt the part where we become slaves. We become slaves after our student debt skyrockets.
"My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself hya" - brilliant.
"I ain't arguin'" is my new catchphrase
I love how Cartman drops the accent when he's whispering
Love how when Cartman enters, the 19th century plantation music comes on mysteriously. 😂
Fast forward to 2021 Colin Krappernick NFL slavery commercial this Southpark episode doesnt seem as outrageous 😂
Did he just explain the American civil war in the last 10 seconds?
This gives me hope that some Supreme Court justices watch South Park.
Reality IS South Park now.
They lack the intelligence.
Last week tonight had a great piece about this issue as well if you're interested.
@@grogery1570 Libtard alert.
Has to be one of the top three South Park scenes ever.
I ain’t arguin’!
Calvin Candie of Candyland Plantation. Quentin has some explaining to do.
"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university!”
THE ACCURACY.
I played Southern characters on stage and just looking at Cartman's performance in this clip brought back memories
Lynch...Name checks out
This is golden with and without context😂
That bit of music when he walks in is just brilliant 😂😂
The best version of "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
I would watch an entire season of Cartman being this.
I love how Cartman is so comedically incapable of reading a room he believes that their conversation is being monitored in secret and not that he's make a fool of himself.
Well, the guy does have a bunch of young men doing lucrative work for him while being paid nothing. That sure does look like slavery, even if you can't call it that.
This “screw you im going home” hits different than the others
Sadly this was the last time we hear this quote
@@azelorian146 that's good. You don't want to eat anything after the cherries
THE MUSIC WHEN CARTMAN ENTERS THE ROOM!!! 🤣🤣 💀
"what a wonderful office you got here, you certainly got yourself a lucrative business don't gee? LMAO
That violin was completely appropriate
They predicted Colin Kaepernick
This character should really do an episode about the Olympics
A classic, if ever there was one "i'm going home" finisher from cartman! Priceless!!! ❤️
The satire in this show is so strong! Comparing student athletes to slaves and making a statement. Amazing
Wtf bro I thought you were me when I read this comment lmaooo
Cartman is OG. He tells it like it is. 😂😂
Why would he say “Eric P Cartman” when his middle name is Theodore?
He's not doing this as himself, why would he use his real name!!
@@Losrandir He literally said Eric Cartman lmaooo
U sure it wasn't "T" I seriously can't hear the difference
Why would he tell his full real name..
@@gravehunter5236 He used his first and last name…
This is pure genius and I love it so much.
This is so true . Eric Cartman is a legend in his own lifetime.
The satire is absolutely brilliant. Cartman's vernacular and dialect are spot on. Almost pissed my pants laughing.
"Screw you Sir, I'm going home!"
“Screw you suh, I’m goin’ home” gets me every time
It's funny because its true
0:55 lol
The finger point at the second " Stoo-dent Ath-O- Leets" is fking priceless.
Eric walked in and magically knew there was a cigarette in that golden box
It's a cigar box
We really need more Eric P. Cartman moments in South Park.
I’m really happy to see the comments haven’t been turned off…yet
Once this "student athletes" go pro... They can be traded.
Cartman: "like slaves?"