i know right, she even included herself doing the signature helltaker hip shake(not sure exactly what to call it , just seen it in other videos recently)
The captions in the video kept make me say to myself “this is her official channel...” “she made this...” lol. Haachama is such a meme machine lol. “Nani the faq did watame just watch” lol
I was just waking up and check youtube. And watch the video, then I realized that this is hachama channel. I even thanks her for sharing this, thinking that's this is her fan channel.
I like to make it a game. I click on a weird hachama video then wait to look who made it until I am finished. I guess if it was fanmade or from hachama, and then I check. Though it feels like it always comes straight from the source. No ones crazier than our hachama.
Imagine this > You're on Death row > You know today is your execution > The guard are talking about the new execution method. > You're scared because you didn't know what method to kill you > You expected to die by lethal injection. > You didn't get your last meal > You asked why and the guard answered that you don't need it. > 1 hour later, It's time. > The guard prepares you to the chamber. > The guards chanting "Dead man walking" > You're nervous and scared. > The guards enters you on the chamber. > They unchained you and locked the door. > Then you saw a table with one chair. > You seated and the table looks like a dining table. > You saw a door in front of you > You hear a young girl's voices behind the door > Then you hear " HAACHAMA-CHAMA"
> You scream your lungs out > You try to run, but your hands and feet are chained to your chair > You can't turn your head, but you hear the guard quickly running out of the room > Haachama slowly walks towards you with a cooking pot in her hands > Her facial expression is an ominous smile > She takes the lid off the cooking pot > The smell almost makes you pass out > Haachama dips a spoon into the pot, and it almost seems to dissolve into the meal > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Not a shred of your body remains when Haachama is done with you
@@hobomisanthropus2414 Per Capita means "per person" in statistical analysis. "more venomous spiders than people per (unit of area of your choice)" or "More venomous spiders than people" would have worked.
"How was work today honey?" "One of our idols called me up. I had to start work on a cooking music video. It was really tricky making the onion look like a severed anime girl's head, but I managed."
I love the fact that she edited all this in herself. Her self-awareness and willingness to meme not only herself, but everyone around her is just admirable.
I was searching for this music for like weeks, then finally "someone" decide to upload it and when I see the channel it was Haachama LOL Thank you Haachama~
Lyrics: 0:01 Haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha 0:04 Haachama chama chama chama haachama 0:07 haaachama, haaachama, haaacha haacha haachama chama 0:13 haaachama, haaachama, haaacha haacha haachama chama chama 0:20 Haacha haacha, haa haacha haacha, haa haacha haacha haachama chama 0:26 haaachama haaachama chama cha haachama 0:31 haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama 0:38 haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama 0:45 haachama chama cha, haacha chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama 0:50 haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haachama 0:57 haachama chama cha
I'm just impressed at how much she has embraced the meme. a lot of people would lose confidence and quit cooking streams, but Haachama just cranks it to 11. then memes the hell outta herself with these silly songs and videos. I absolutely love it. never change Haachama
Haachama???????????????????????????????????????????????????
LOL
BaQua
Scared 4 life
Run baqua
RUN AWAY
Luna: “WTF is this nanoraa...”
Spoken for all humanity
*NTF
*Nanora The Fuck
Is Haachama even human????( or a really strong stomach)
@@cesarmazariegos4510 both
You're goddamn right
Haachama Cooking: exist
HowtoBasic: “I raised that girl”
Eyyy was a love is war reference
Lmao xD
HaatoBasic
so Haato Basic sounds like HowToBasic... how if Haachama is HowToBasic in disguise...
They came from the same place, down under
Maybe she left Australia, but Australia will never leave her.
True that mate.
wise words
Australia in my Soul XD
F O O L . She IS Australia herself!
@@johnvirtudez8958 Just wait until spiders will start crawling out of her.
WARNING:
WAR CRIMES HAVE BEEN COMMITTED WHILE DOING THIS COOKING FOOTAGE.
POV: Haachama brutaly violates every cooking manual and the Geneva Convention at the same time
Kuya utoi mukang unti unti kanang nahuhulog sa rabbit hole ahh
i wouldn't have it any other way
Filipino spotted
*Filipino noises*
@@yotsubalmao youre god damn right
I love how the "drums" in this song are just Haachama saying "BEH"
😂🤣oh my god I didn’t notice that.
you have buffed us all with +5 awareness
Haachama’s uploading her full OST while she’s stuck without a computer
*Everyone was hurt in the making of this commercial*
You spell "everything" wrong.
:)
*IT WAS PAIN*
**Everyone except one*
No survivors
@@wellno7377 Haato died in the place Haachama took over.
“Is this song going faster or am I going CRAZY?!” - Amelia Watson
Yes
Both
Lmfao
They should play this song nonstop in prisons as torture lmao
@@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 I'd consider that as a reward
Disclaimer: No onions were harmed in the making of this video
Okay.
Lmao okay
@@Kannnnnnn Lol okay.
Are you sure about that?
[x] Doubt
i'm just here to remind you
THIS IS HER OFFICIAL CHANNEL
not some meme channel
SHE DID THIS
i know right, she even included herself doing the signature helltaker hip shake(not sure exactly what to call it , just seen it in other videos recently)
you got something wrong
her official channel IS a meme channel
its all started when she killed akai haato...
The captions in the video kept make me say to myself “this is her official channel...” “she made this...” lol. Haachama is such a meme machine lol.
“Nani the faq did watame just watch” lol
It's fan submitted, but yeah she made it official
Satan: Welcome to hell
Me: This isn't so bad
*Music plays*
also me : Nice taste there satan
@@justanordinarymagicianpass8540 satan himself is a shrimp
Nah even Satan would be like "fuck that I'm out my guy, you can have hell "
Hell's Kitchen. Literally.
Lmao
English viewers: I have no idea what the hell she's saying
Japanese viewers: I have no idea what the hell she's saying
Haatons: Shes speaking the language of the gods.
Watame: Nani da faq did I just watch?!
*HANDSHAKES*
All we know is that shes committing war crimes....
u dont understanD? pfftt noob
"Nani The Faq did watame just watch?"
*A MASTERPIECE*
I was chuckling throughout the whole vid, but I lost it at that point hahaha
Drugs.
“Nani the faq did watame just watch”
Honestly I’m not even surprised that this is Haachama’s actual channel, it doesn’t feel out of place
R. I. P. Watame's innocence
This comment feels relevant again after today’s Hololive Alternative trailer lol
Me: "Lol, this fanmade video looks legit, let me see the fan who posted this"
Also me after noticing its on Haachama's channel: "Oh..."
I was just waking up and check youtube. And watch the video, then I realized that this is hachama channel. I even thanks her for sharing this, thinking that's this is her fan channel.
Just like I'm h0rni
First time?
New around here?
I like to make it a game. I click on a weird hachama video then wait to look who made it until I am finished. I guess if it was fanmade or from hachama, and then I check. Though it feels like it always comes straight from the source. No ones crazier than our hachama.
Imagine this
> You're on Death row
> You know today is your execution
> The guard are talking about the new execution method.
> You're scared because you didn't know what method to kill you
> You expected to die by lethal injection.
> You didn't get your last meal
> You asked why and the guard answered that you don't need it.
> 1 hour later, It's time.
> The guard prepares you to the chamber.
> The guards chanting "Dead man walking"
> You're nervous and scared.
> The guards enters you on the chamber.
> They unchained you and locked the door.
> Then you saw a table with one chair.
> You seated and the table looks like a dining table.
> You saw a door in front of you
> You hear a young girl's voices behind the door
> Then you hear " HAACHAMA-CHAMA"
no.
I was going to correct you, but then I remembered "voices" fits Haato quite well, since she has two.
Death by Haachama's cooking.
> You scream your lungs out
> You try to run, but your hands and feet are chained to your chair
> You can't turn your head, but you hear the guard quickly running out of the room
> Haachama slowly walks towards you with a cooking pot in her hands
> Her facial expression is an ominous smile
> She takes the lid off the cooking pot
> The smell almost makes you pass out
> Haachama dips a spoon into the pot, and it almost seems to dissolve into the meal
> ...
> ...
> ...
> ...
> ...
> Not a shred of your body remains when Haachama is done with you
>tries to break my own neck as fast as possible to escape this pain
She seems happier now that she's home.
..... still insane though.
Australia, it changes one.
She returned to japan ?
When ?
@@HarshRajAlwaysfree Recently, in the past few weeks at most.
Bro, how would you feel if you were trapped on a giant island with more venomous spiders per capita than people?
@@hobomisanthropus2414 Per Capita means "per person" in statistical analysis. "more venomous spiders than people per (unit of area of your choice)" or "More venomous spiders than people" would have worked.
This video serves a a prelude- prelude to the disasters Japan has to face.
Japan Sinks in Hachamaas cooking
Japan just can't get a break. Nuclear, natural, and now Aussie cooking disasters.
Also Japan: *has an ice cream shop dedicated to serve ice cream in toilet bowl cups*
Haachama: Haachama! That's very yummy ice cream!
"do you like metal?"
"no"
"then what kind of music do you like"
"you wouldn't get it"
It's complicated...
Its hachaama
Therapist: every dream has a meaning
My Dreams:
**OUR* dreams
We always find it out of context, doesn't it?
@@rushiaisboingboing4957 dinally a worthy opponent
@@vincentisabluearchivesensei Our battle will be legendary
That sneak dancing YAGOO is POG
Japan has been lucky, for years they avoided her cooking but now she’s back. Everyone please reply with RIP or F for Japan
F
RIP Japan you will be missed
F
let's pray For Japan . F
F
I still cannot get over how much power Haachama has in her hip dance
It seems Japan has not contained The Chama as much as we had hoped, Akai Haato is still stuck in the basement...
Remember, everyone. She’s an idol. She’s an idol.... an idol...
Doubt
repeating a lie doesn't make it true
(X) Doubt
No she is Haachama, that has transcended idol
They dropped the idol thing last week.
*Now she is an entertainer.*
Cherish that onion. Don't peel it.
Almost can't belive this is official. Feels like a fan meme-video
You pretty much see this same comment in every haachama shitpost video. Get used to it already.
It is a fan video, she just reupload it, but it's ok
It is fan submitted, Haachama just made it official cus she's 100% aware of her bad cooking and her memes.
@@victorwretched1072 is not just a reupload, is a mix of 2 fan made videos. The sources are in the description.
I had to scroll up to confirm this.... Wtf?
i like the ending lol
"Nani the faq did watame just watch"
lmao ikr
Now watame have PTSD
"How was work today honey?"
"One of our idols called me up. I had to start work on a cooking music video. It was really tricky making the onion look like a severed anime girl's head, but I managed."
😂
Gonna tell my kids this was my generations Nursery Rhyme
please do
have you seen those spiderman elsa vids that kids watch? those are much worse and parents geuinely let kids watch those
That brings the question. What would happen if we give our kids anime instead of "5 little monkeys" over and over again?
Please do tell them, send them off to rabbit hole
@@zanwrightmfwr756 *H e n t a i* t a k e i t o r l e a v e i t
"Geneva Convention? More like the Geneva Suggestion..." - Haachama probably
More like Geneva Indigestion for whoever eats Haachama's war crimes.
"You mean that wasn't a checklist?"
more like guidelines.
This reply section is hereby declared a dumpster fire, please carry on.
Revisting this two years later...that bass line goes kinda hard
I'm 32 years old. I should be going outside to look for a wife and starting a family. Instead I can't stop watching Haachama.
Wait, that's illegal! Stay home
Wife is overrated. FRIEND is best
That’s honestly really sad but sums up majority of the viewers here
GOOD CHOICE
You need to proud of yourself for being Haaton. It's a blessing from almighty Haachama
Hi, Haachama.
wow...didn't expect to see you here
HAACHAMA COOKING COLLAB
Shokugeki between you and HAACHAMA when?
OH NO LMAOOOOO
welcome to rabbit hole
これが本家でテレヒで放送してたら草中の草
Watame? ***PLAYDATE INTENSIFIES***
LMAO. WATAME AT THE END BE LIKE:
WATAME HAS NEVER SEEN SUCH BRILLIANCE BEFORE
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE???
I missed Haachama cooking so much. No- more like I missed Haachama so much.
got some good news
Haachamaa: *exists
Every cooking utensils within 5 kilometers: "why do i hear boss music?"
Everything else within the 30 kilometers of her: Oh not again!
This is the way the gods cook
The question isn't "Nani the faq did I just watch?"
It's "Nande the faq am I watching it again?"
I love the fact that she edited all this in herself. Her self-awareness and willingness to meme not only herself, but everyone around her is just admirable.
なんだろ…もう心が洗われる気がする。
*"Bro: What is your nightmare?"*
*"Me: Haachama Cooking for our food..."*
Haachama upload a short video:
Us and the pig:
"Oh no, not again!"
"Help pls."
*Not even single person make meme about haachama
Haachama: Fine i'll do it myself
heres a like in comment form
because i'm not about to disturb that perfectly nice number of likes on your comment
Here's a like in comment I'm not disturbing the nice
I didn't know I needed this in my life
Same bro
Lol same
Related.
I hate how much I've come back to this, there are literally other professional hololive songs but this is what I come too....
She's transcended humanity and is speaking the language of HAACHAMA.
I still remember when she was just an innocent tsundere girl. But now, there’s only HAACHAMA
"Welcome to the Family, Son." - Biohazard 7
Me feeling my sanity slip away after stumbling unto Haachama: *"Let me out! LET ME OUT!"*
Haachama: Released video 15 seconds ago
Me: Fastest man on the west
Naw i was
@@Nyaxurex No, I'm Sparticus!
Nepu!
@@FoxyFox-bb1bg nepowo!
My brother: The lyrics aren't even related to cooking, it doesn't make sense
Me: Keep calm and Hachamachama
I was searching for this music for like weeks, then finally "someone" decide to upload it and when I see the channel it was Haachama LOL Thank you Haachama~
Everyone was harmed in the making of this.
Glorious horrors abound
That’s a weird way of saying masterpiece.
@@mapleflag6518 it's a regional dialect
Haachama returns home
Expectation:
The revival of Akai Haato
Reality:
There was no hope to begin with
Akai Hato is dead
Wait, it's all Haachama?
@@rats748 ALWAYS HAS BEEN
Akai Haato is Dead, there is only HAACHAMA
Those good old days when Haachama post daily food videos
この音源欲しかったから助かる
料理作る時に使おうと思います
That's not food! She's producing dark matter! Dark matter is being produced from that kitchen!
"All that dark matter is making holes in space. Better watch out."
-some luma
Oh no he discovered hololive
As mentioned in that one adult cartoon
They used ingredients from the kitchen to produce Dark Matter🤣🤣
*Gintama flashback*
@@rei-kun4976 name and or sauce?
Watched this before a busy day, and it's still stuck in my head.
I would still marry her
Just never, never, never let her in the kitchen
Agreed
she then proceeds to turn every room in your house into the kitchen
@@shivuuki7 different houses then
You have no choice, she just cooks
@@devotedhoshiyomi well luckily I have an iron stomach, and health insurance
"Hey man, what are you listening to?"
"To be honest, I have no clue, and I'm no sure I want to either."
Lyrics:
0:01 Haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha
0:04 Haachama chama chama chama haachama
0:07 haaachama, haaachama, haaacha haacha haachama chama
0:13 haaachama, haaachama, haaacha haacha haachama chama chama
0:20 Haacha haacha, haa haacha haacha,
haa haacha haacha haachama chama
0:26 haaachama haaachama chama cha haachama
0:31 haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama
0:38 haachama chama cha, haachama chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama
0:45 haachama chama cha, haacha chama cha, cha cha cha cha cha cha haachama
0:50 haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haacha haachama
0:57 haachama chama cha
When she said "haachama haachama", I felt that 😭👌
The fact that this is uploaded by Haachama herself makes it 200 times better
I'm just impressed at how much she has embraced the meme. a lot of people would lose confidence and quit cooking streams, but Haachama just cranks it to 11. then memes the hell outta herself with these silly songs and videos. I absolutely love it. never change Haachama
これが本人投稿という狂気
I find it funny that Aquas just chilling in the soup like the cute onion she is
Everyone: I don’t know WTF is she saying
My brain: just nonsense noises
Every time I listen to this song, it feels like my entire depression is gone along with my consciousness
内容がよく分からないが、可愛いということは伝わりました！
She's back!
I don't want to die, but these will probably be my last words
This gone be artefact, This is proof that there was once the strongest idol on the god damn earth
She's now even stronger. Just in disguise
"how did you stop her?"
"we didn't."
They way you said this, it implies Haachama can die. Foolish.
No need to do memes clips of Haachama anymore, she's doing it herself
Petition to have Yagoo react to a compilation of the pure degeneracy his "Idols" have been doing
Love how the black lines to cover identities is basically useless
This is probably playing in Japan right now
Born too late to explore Earth, born too early to explore space, born in time to HAACHAMA COOKING
I dunno why but I legit love that smile that she does.
You know the one that makes her look crazy......... Cute.
Spending Time in Australia Completed The Spirit of Pink Guy
"PINK GUY LIVES!!!!!!!"
the birthing of the new ERA
If she graduate from hololive she can take the mantle of pink guy
Hacchama's shitposting herself
Everyone in the comments
: *impossible*
いつも思ってるけど脳を動かさずに見れる動画作ってくれるのありがたい
The fact that haato actually posted this herself makes it 10x better
It constantly blows my mind that this is what she edits and makes in her free time and then looks at it and decides this is what she wants to upload.
Why is that a problem
Coco: there aren’t enough memes for me to do Meme Review
Haachama: Fine I’ll do it myself.
a reminder of the crazier times, she seems a lot calmer now... i hope it lasts
So like.... i thought Bae was Chaos but then I stumbled upon Haachama and her cooking 😨
First time?
She makes these herself right? The talent, skill and determination is breathtaking
Why does this song have a dislike option?
Feed her cuisine to the dislikers. They will surely love it
@@CBRN-115 They do not deserve Haachama's godly divine cooking
It is Luna's button lol
It's a like button for Australians bros
Because both likes and dislikes count as engagement to youtube which increases boosting
Fun fact: every time you listen to this, your cooking skills decrease by 10%
Ya know, Hachaama actually inspired me to cook. Now I'm being charged with arson.
Nice drink your having there.
Lewd profile pic Xp
@@mba-20 she is just having a refreshing drink
XD
When you're told ," I'm just adding some salt " , but it was really LSD .
中毒性やばすぎて何回も聴いてる🤯
This song is stuck in my head LOL
Haachama co...cocaine,This is why thanos can't defeat avengers...
A masterpiece of modern cinematography
これ聴きながら料理作ったら、ゲテモノが完成しそう
This is the peak of humankind. Everything just goes downhill from here.
Except Hachama's cooking.
Ironically I play this song when cooking actual food
So... That's what Hachamaa did with the guy she kidnapped in the Hachamaa horror song...
video: haachama
CC: spanish
subtitles: Musica
me: *understandable, have a good day*