When you Trust Italy in Hoi4... (Hearts of Iron 4)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @thedankengine4842
    @thedankengine4842 11 месяцев назад +2112

    "Dont worry i got this bro"

  • @OliverCovfefe
    @OliverCovfefe 11 месяцев назад +1563

    “No naval forts. Big mistake”

    • @DijonDillan
      @DijonDillan  11 месяцев назад +86

      Too busy eating rocks 😔

    • @playerone740
      @playerone740 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@DijonDillan and having the Greek speaking rocks eat them ☹️

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 9 месяцев назад +11

      I only played Italy once and one thing I noticed is how hard building anything is, and Italy's supposed to be a major.
      Is it possible to build enough naval forts for it to actually matter?

    • @xiaoting1112
      @xiaoting1112 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@aaroncabatingan5238You don’t really need naval forts. 10w shovels are enough to garrison ur ports and coastline

    • @Douchey_Elkmen
      @Douchey_Elkmen 9 месяцев назад

      ​@xiaoting1112 still pretty new to the game. How does width work and what does it mean?

  • @sheep7
    @sheep7 11 месяцев назад +821

    the cats are so cute 😭😭

    • @DijonDillan
      @DijonDillan  11 месяцев назад +48

      I may have made this short mostly because I love cats 😅

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 10 месяцев назад +1

      The second one is genuinely adorable

    • @piotrmusik9221
      @piotrmusik9221 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@DijonDillanI love cats too and i have one

  • @HunterDev-tehepikguest
    @HunterDev-tehepikguest 6 месяцев назад +12

    I land in Great Britain and suddenly I see “the fall of Rome”

  • @mr.gigagod9736
    @mr.gigagod9736 11 месяцев назад +37

    This is the realest Hoi4 short ever

  • @alex_hoi4959
    @alex_hoi4959 11 месяцев назад +125

    So true then they like: so hey I hate you now

  • @Nothinglol99
    @Nothinglol99 11 месяцев назад +71

    Rule number one in HOI4: Never trust Italy

  • @Frontline_view_kaiser
    @Frontline_view_kaiser 10 месяцев назад +14

    There is never a reason to be in a faction with Italy.
    Ever.
    I have lost several games because of Mussolini, but I have never, ever seen him do something helpful

    • @dolfy1146
      @dolfy1146 8 месяцев назад

      Sometimes they make good offensives in Africa taking morocco, egipt and sudan

  • @davewenos
    @davewenos 11 месяцев назад +7

    That literally happened to me yesterday on RT56.
    Was playing as Falangist Spain (not in the axis yet) and sent volunteers to a Italy controlled Caucasus.
    They haven't capped yet because they have control of the North of Italy and the Caucasus

  • @AYKBG
    @AYKBG 11 месяцев назад +276

    never trust the italian ai😔☝

    • @DijonDillan
      @DijonDillan  11 месяцев назад +17

      Facts

    • @Mentallybadly
      @Mentallybadly 11 месяцев назад +18

      Fr i played as hungary and me germany and romania ALMOST defeated the soviets but i look back at europe. Oh boy! The british are at my border thanks italy!😃

    • @CO_Xvil
      @CO_Xvil 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​​​@@Mentallybadlylol happens to me all the time I just don't let Italy into the faction anymore it's the easiest way for me to finish ussr

    • @georgeholmes9445
      @georgeholmes9445 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Mentallybadlyor it’s vice versa with Italy doing all the work and Germany is trash it happen to me when I decided to play Italy for once had to carry the axis on my back

    • @SgM-1000
      @SgM-1000 5 месяцев назад

      That's why you sea lion the brits early af

  • @foreignfat6009
    @foreignfat6009 8 месяцев назад +37

    Problem with italy is that they are in africa, defend germany and help them push against soviets, also divide their attention to naval combat, when they have just too many disadvatages.
    Not to mention their country is so small and can be navaled everywhere.

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah. And civil war taking half of your shit and part of your country, just after being slightly touched doesnt help.

  • @Sieur_du_Helles
    @Sieur_du_Helles 6 месяцев назад +3

    As a France/UK main, Italy is a boil on Europes underside.

  • @bernhanien
    @bernhanien 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rule No. 37: always defend your border with Italy as strongly as if they were not your allies but your enemies (10 forts in the Alps should be enough)

  • @sireaudacity9589
    @sireaudacity9589 9 месяцев назад +1

    this is an exact representation of how Mussolini lost the war for germany

  • @Nicius-
    @Nicius- 11 месяцев назад +92

    How a Poland Main, it's a absolute victory.

    • @DijonDillan
      @DijonDillan  11 месяцев назад +15

      *WarsawUprising.mp3 starts playing*

  • @prothomasgaming
    @prothomasgaming 7 месяцев назад +1

    Usually when i play germany, i could always trust italy, they are always so helpfull for me.

  • @timhand3380
    @timhand3380 3 месяца назад

    Italy is an ally cat you thought was fixed until it surprisingly gives you a whole new litter of problems.

  • @svejobaron
    @svejobaron 8 месяцев назад +31

    I just bought the game and play with a mate coop. He plays germany, I Italy. So far we restarted 3 times, because I wasnt even able to secure Etiopia...
    Today I watched a couple of hours off guides and started a solo campaing and played until summer '37 and even got all the important milestones earlier than the dude making the guide.
    Tomorrow I will see, if I manage the balkan war.

    • @britishbritishbritish
      @britishbritishbritish 7 месяцев назад +3

      Wish you a good game :)

    • @svejobaron
      @svejobaron 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@britishbritishbritish the british kicked my ass in the mediteran sea... and without supply I lost my grund war im africa... but at least the balcan war was succesfull.
      We start a New game today or tomorrow, implementing what we learned the last try

    • @zainkaiser
      @zainkaiser 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@svejobaron this... this right here is progress in the making. keep going bro you got this!

    • @0mega1ce39
      @0mega1ce39 7 месяцев назад +3

      still better than the ai

  • @just_hris
    @just_hris 11 месяцев назад +5

    Every goddamn time

  • @miata-na-guy
    @miata-na-guy 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kitler

  • @shadowkitsuna1295
    @shadowkitsuna1295 11 месяцев назад +2

    I could never be mad at with him and I'm sure he will do better next time

  • @ScientistOfMemes
    @ScientistOfMemes 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bud should have put his entire army on garrison. Probably wouldn't have changed much though seeing as Italy probably lost a bunch of equipment in Ethiopia and lost most of his army to allies in africa

  • @icelemontea3-j5k
    @icelemontea3-j5k 9 месяцев назад

    Underrated i could watch this forever

  • @ardakarasu953
    @ardakarasu953 11 месяцев назад +5

    Germans learn never trust Musso

  • @ErikBM-p5i
    @ErikBM-p5i Месяц назад

    3 secs later: "Kingdom of Italy declared war on Kingdom of Italy"

  • @Roach18
    @Roach18 7 месяцев назад

    Italy: Oh a naval inv- **explodes**

  • @garbageguy2599
    @garbageguy2599 9 месяцев назад

    I just got this and Italy has consistently started WW2 after trying to invade Switzerland

  • @cecedabro9699
    @cecedabro9699 11 месяцев назад +1

    It’s so over for Italy 💀

  • @garrettjohnson343
    @garrettjohnson343 10 месяцев назад

    If the allies still have North Africa after 42 Italy is almost guaranteed to cap. It is simply too much shore line and angles of attack to do anything about it

  • @M.Akbar_Renaldy
    @M.Akbar_Renaldy 9 месяцев назад

    This is why when I had more combat equipment I gave 40% of it to Italy so that they wouldn't fall into the hands of the allies so easily

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 9 месяцев назад

      But then they cap and Italy AND the equipment get captured by the allies

    • @M.Akbar_Renaldy
      @M.Akbar_Renaldy 9 месяцев назад

      @@whitezombie10 don't worry i have 300 div there

    • @marczhu7473
      @marczhu7473 Месяц назад

      ​​@@whitezombie10 drop your own rapid interception force being 2-6 mech div+1-2 tank.

  • @dawiidneznami4917
    @dawiidneznami4917 9 месяцев назад

    every time I play with Italy, it ends with Italy getting kicked ass by Greece and the allies and with Japan, it ends in the same way as with the USA

  • @thatoneguyiii1003
    @thatoneguyiii1003 2 месяца назад

    Me microing the eastern front when I see “Fall of Rome”

  • @899WNN
    @899WNN 9 месяцев назад +1

    He clapped

  • @xX865Xx
    @xX865Xx 11 месяцев назад +4

    Chicken italy

    • @DijonDillan
      @DijonDillan  11 месяцев назад +1

      🙊 Fleet at the bottom of the Med

  • @smallbrainys
    @smallbrainys 11 месяцев назад +2

    Me playing Bhutan and beating Italy in 1941 because they are so incompetent

  • @ThatOneLucius
    @ThatOneLucius 6 месяцев назад

    Ally with Italy ×
    Invade Italy ✓

  • @MananaV2
    @MananaV2 9 месяцев назад

    Fun fact Italy actually needed too hold Stalin grad so red army doesn’t surround the German armies + Italy attacked Greece because Mussolini thought his army was weaker then Yugoslavia and also because Greece was corrupted lmao imagine even Italian soldiers joined German troops because they saw how bad the commanders were

  • @NolanSchuster4
    @NolanSchuster4 7 месяцев назад

    Italy is actually nicely balanced for historical purposes, but the focus tree is broken if you don’t have all the DLCs/just the free ones. Being able to just puppet Spain and Portugal through a focus saved my Italy campaign by making Gibraltar an easy invasion and then trapping the British Navy through an aggressive push to the Suez. then the South American alliances one is also crazy. Brazil and the rest of SA as faction members is broken lol. So did just baiting the AI into encirclements by El Alamein also helped lol. Then you play the Sultanate of Aussa and just hold your capital till 1939 and the Allies come in to save you 😂

  • @ilgwang-gidae
    @ilgwang-gidae 9 месяцев назад

    Italy is dead, they just don't know it yet.

  • @Shmekel-n8w
    @Shmekel-n8w 9 месяцев назад

    EVERY SINGLE TIME

  • @Spicy-unicycle4
    @Spicy-unicycle4 9 месяцев назад

    I told you to hold off

  • @tt_charli9604
    @tt_charli9604 7 месяцев назад

    Even worse when vichy france join too

  • @cjomm1726
    @cjomm1726 2 месяца назад

    U can just garrison his ports

  • @liks8034
    @liks8034 5 месяцев назад

    Once when i was playing for germany Ethiopia invaded italy💀

  • @yingyangmapper5399
    @yingyangmapper5399 11 месяцев назад

    👏Every👏Single👏Time

  • @Sven73524
    @Sven73524 8 месяцев назад

    Italy is the only nation that has shit garrisons while also not contributing to any front

  • @Kaiserreichunited
    @Kaiserreichunited 11 месяцев назад

    The garrison is weaker than the French before the war😂

  • @GamerKarlYT
    @GamerKarlYT 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hoi 4 Cat Memes dont exist, they cant hurt you
    Hoi4 Cat Memes:
    Now the Cat Memes even spread to hoi4

  • @German_ball12
    @German_ball12 7 месяцев назад +1

    Parles-tu français ? Si oui,Salut

  • @hubisow4838
    @hubisow4838 11 месяцев назад +2

    First funny cat meme?

  • @Diamond_Brony
    @Diamond_Brony 10 месяцев назад

    Yes.

  • @alexov3375
    @alexov3375 9 месяцев назад

    Never trust Italy

  • @_mpmb_1080
    @_mpmb_1080 9 месяцев назад

    So accrurate fr

  • @Baohtkd
    @Baohtkd 7 месяцев назад

    God bless

  • @edelweiss45
    @edelweiss45 11 месяцев назад

    I hate when people spam marines on italy, feels like defending the coasts should be easier

  • @LightofchristIsgood
    @LightofchristIsgood 7 месяцев назад

    I would rather invade the Italians before actually trying to like invade the Soviets or anyone else

  • @ello9661
    @ello9661 8 месяцев назад

    yall dont naval invade britian?

  • @Omnittr
    @Omnittr 11 месяцев назад

    What's the name of this cat meme?

  • @kornflakesn33
    @kornflakesn33 11 месяцев назад

    I need help with somthing. Is formable nations a dlc? I found a mod named it but it doesn’t seem to work..

  • @nnanna0013
    @nnanna0013 11 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂

    • @DijonDillan
      @DijonDillan  11 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣

    • @nnanna0013
      @nnanna0013 11 месяцев назад

      @@DijonDillan When you quite literally have to expend an half an AG trying to prevent Italy from sinking itself. While this rarely happens because I tend to cap the UK early, it's just so frustrating how useless Italy is

  • @gevsondybeli
    @gevsondybeli 11 месяцев назад

    As always, Italy is incompetent

  • @PaxRuthenica
    @PaxRuthenica 5 месяцев назад

    Бригаду, пожалуйста; я не смыслю въ аглицкомъ

  • @mativacecina488
    @mativacecina488 11 месяцев назад

    dasg
    moew

  • @Coreyboycores-se4du
    @Coreyboycores-se4du 9 месяцев назад

    this not racist but why does the first cat sound kinda asian lol

  • @nevermind541
    @nevermind541 10 месяцев назад

    Italian ai is a disaster

  • @BaguetteSolider
    @BaguetteSolider 4 месяца назад +1

    Cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats