I was playing a game and jokingly said "I could crash the server if I wanted to" Somone said "Do it" Then moments later the server crashed, I began dying of laughter and when I rejoined multiple people accused me of hacking as I just sat there in shock of my new found power, still cannot believe the timing of it
I use this name on different platforms and games and I have no fucking clue how the fuck it was taken on xbox and about fucking 20 other places. The name is complete and utter gibberish in every language except finnish. It means Purolas pastor (Purola is a part of a small city where around 1500 people live and I know for a fact that no one from Purola uses that name anywhere). fml.
Asked a 10/10, smart girl out once in front of her entire friend circle. Was recently single, there wasn't much to lose, so why not? She giggles, her friends giggle, and says yes. *_shocked pikachu face_*
My friend tried to get an orange juice from a vending machine. I was gonna get an apple juice but I was broke. She bought the orange juice and it got stuck. Me, assuming it wouldn't work, told her to try buying the apple juice right above it. (She didn't know I wanted apple juice) she bought it, and it fell, pushing the orange juice and itself out of the machine. She said I could have the apple juice. She got her drink and I got a free one. Win-win.
There were vending machines that were in a library I used to visit and I always had a game I’d play where I’d check to see if any items were stuck and if I could get them out by buying an item above it or something. Only time I really used those machines, despite them still being a ripoff with the multiple items I got.
My freshman year of college I turned in actual garbage for an assignment and got an A. I had forgotten about a project that was due in my contemporary art class and had less than an hour until class started. Panicking, I grabbed two empty water bottles from my trashcan, filled one side with red kool-aid, glued the lids together, poked a hole through the middle, then put the two bottles together and created a makeshift hourglass. For finishing touches I drew Native American symbols on this literal piece of trash with sharpy. My friend in the class told me it was never going to work, and obviously I agreed with her since it looked so bad but I just didn't want to get a zero. Embarrassingly, I presented this mess to the class and winged a speech about space-time and humanity's impact on the environment. My professor loved it. The other students (who spent 2-3 weeks working on theirs) were mad as hell and I could see their jaws drop as she began to praise how creative I was. This was my "That actually worked?" moment that also made me reconsider my education for awhile. There were paintings and projects that I would spend weeks working on to only be met with a B, but this last minute trash grab with no thought or effort got me an A.
Sometimes the genius is in its simplicity. Coming up with a story did the job wonders too I think :p You don't want to know how much you can influence people with just a story.
Lol I like the one where the dude hit on the girl hoping to cheer his buddy up (and ended up getting married to her🤣) If you're willing to purposefully get slapped, get a drink thrown at you, or face some other public rejection/humiliation just to lift your friend's mood, that's some friendship goals right there!
+Ariana Miranda A girl writing a comment in which actions such as a swift palm to the jaw, and HARD GLASS throwing, are referred to in a fashion akin to "meh, that's normal" only because of some sound coming out of moving lips? Where the hell is the "End stupid bitch violence" movement? Bitches need their teeth kicked in with half missing for thinking their entire gender is supposed to just be able to get away with this bratty zero-respect-for-other-humans behavior in public. Multiple thousands of dollars stolen from the guy if he gets angry about it and slaps and throws something back in retaliation. Shesatans can lie their way out of anything. Fucking ridiculous, kill yourselfs hoes
@@Psyfonify I'm sorry what? Was your comment directed at me or just your thoughts in general about the situation? My comment was simply stating that in the story, the guy knew it was possiblity that the rejection would result in him getting hurt, but was willing to get slapped anyway just to be comical and lift his friend's spirits, which is pretty sweet. I genuinely could not follow your comment and fully understand your point. My guess is that you were trying to say that it's crazy that girls will resort to any sort of degree of violence just for being asked out or hit on? If that is what you were trying to say then I agree, it is stupid that they can be violent and then lie their way out. Lemme know if I'm wrong.
@@arianamiranda3660 im talking about how society normalizes that response, yes, its atrocious and so blatant and even giggle worthy. nothing like this has ever happened to me, im just riled up by the general zeitgeist of it being "normal" that men are marginalized as not being acceptable candidates for experiencing emotion and we suffer in hell(so he got his brain cage shook and his jaw 10% dislocated with a slap, and a beer bottle thrown at his head, so what), meanwhile girls always have fun and get to be completely free and many times ride their way through life off of others Wheres the *other* movement for us, all over the news etc, oh right, nobody cares Meanwhile, the only people that get involved in domestic violence with complete 100% angel sweethearts are repeat serial killers (not to say there isnt a widespread problem of 'decent' women with attachment issues being emotionally manipulated by a bad dude)
@@Psyfonify Actually... Girl empowering movements help to stop normalizing these kind of bullshits that hinder men. Think about it. If men aren't supposed to be "strong" to "protect weak wamen". Then that means that men are being allowed to be "weaker" and "more emotional". This would mean that violent women attacking men with glass bottles would be more judged upon. True Feminism is a win-win.
I didn't know the answer to a question on a science test, so I put: "I can't answer this for religious reasons" It was marked as correct. No questions asked.
The teacher once asked us in their grade a random mathematical problem. And me, without thinking about it yelled "381!" For absolutely no specific reason. And she looked so baffled. Until now, she thinks I'm some soft of a genius.
Same think happened to me I was sleeping and the teacher called on me so without thinking I shouted 72 and it was right long story short teacher didn’t call on me rest of the cuz she thought I was advanced
ARame323 same thing happened to me (sort of). I was in seventh grade and the teacher called on me thinking he could make me look stupid because I was daydreaming. I said 2. The answer was -2 but was accepted because I was the closest to correct in the class. He never called on me again. Completely unrelated, same teacher would often talk about aliens and regular personal UFO sightings. One day, a female classmates father burst into our class, grabbed our teacher by his shirt and told him to stop scaring the children with his bullshit alien stories. Shoved him into the blackboard and calmly walked out. Apparently my classmate had been having increasingly terrifying nightmares about being abducted.
A story of my own: When I was like 5-6 years old, my mother's digital camera broke. She worked as a photographer, and this camera had been given to her by her agency and was also very expensive. Nothing she did could fix it. I picked it up and used the logic I had learned from watching cartoons: If some machinery is broken, just hit it really hard and it will start working again. I dropped the camera on the ground (my parents did not mind as it was broken anyway) and the camera magically began working again. I was so proud. My mother kept using it for several years afterwards.
"That actually worked moment": When i was a teenager I worked at a Wendy's restaurant. I was cleaning off the tables in the dining area with a wet rag when I spotted a fly buzzing around the room, annoying some guests. I wound up the rag, figured "what the hell" and as soon as it landed on a table I snapped the rag at the fly. Killed it instantly, first shot. Some people sitting at a table nearby stared at me in amazement. I felt pretty awesome that day.
Friend’s IPod was broken at lunch time so when he placed it on the table so I punched it pretty roughly since it was already broken. The panic in his face turned to amazement as the iPod worked flawlessly since then. That’s how I earned the nickname Filipino Jesus
@@KekePalmer. Funny story about that. I was asexual during high school (mainly because I didn't know I was demi) yet all the hot nerdy girls tried hitting on me. My oblivious ass wasn't interested in pussy at the time because I was the supreme virgin.
Yeah something like that happened to me once too. I got a pop up saying I had a virus on computer and I needed to scan it. So I did. It actually found a virus. Itself
Once, when I was in high-school, I had a free period and I just aimlessly wandered the halls with my buddy when we met our literature teacher and bc we were bored we greeted him nicely and asked what he was doing. And he replied, “oh, what a coincidence, I just went to copy your tests for tomorrow!” And i asked him: „Could we get a look?“ And he just shrugged, said „sure“ and handed us one of the sheets for like 20 seconds, before he walked to the xerox with it and left us standing with our mouth gaping. It wasn’t long, but surely long enough to remember the task and prepare for it in the afternoon. Needless to say, we both got an A.
I told my friend I was psychic once... he told me to unlock his iPhone... I punched in some random numbers and to my surprise it unlocked. We were both silent. He talks very loud
This is like a dumb no shit Sherlock thingy, but I saw a post online that said if you laid completely still in bed for 15 minutes, you’d fall asleep. Someone replied and took the piss out of the person like “yeah, that’s how sleep works.” Anyway, I have trouble going to sleep, it takes hours sometimes. I thought about that post randomly and stayed completely still for 15 minutes and passed out. Even though it’s completely obvious that would happen, it was just like a breath of fresh air for me and ever since, I’ve been falling asleep just fine. Because yeah, that’s just how sleep works.
When I was in middle school one day the bathroom was locked and nobody could open it. Everyone kept trying to pick it or just turn the doorknob repeatedly. It locked from the inside and nobody had a key, so I grabbed a paper clip and semi-sarcastically attempted to pick it. To my amazement, it actually worked and the bathroom door opened. To this day that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever done.
Reminds me of my school's bathrooms. They're completely fucked up and sometimes you get locked inside. That's exactly what happened to my friend - thank god she does taekwondo. She kicked the door open and ever since then there's this crack in the floor tiles.
I was in my science class Teacher: who invented the Bunsen burner? Me (jokingly): Mr Bunsen Teacher: That’s right Edit: HOLY CRAP! OVER 2K LIKES! THANK YOU!
Sarah Balmforth My spanish teacher asked a guy who wasnt listening in my class what the correct conjugation of the verb 'Ir' was when saying it about a he/she. He answered with "Va?", Which is the swedish word for 'what' as he didn't listen to the question which is the right answer.
a kid in my french class was asked in front of the class how to say skateboard in french. he said ‘’umm... le skateboard’’ and my teacher said that is correct
When I was third grade. We went to our city museum. Inside the museum, the woman asked our class which was the first animal that came in our country from Africa. My dumbass just randomly said giraffe. It was the right answer.
When I was 5 and I fixed my non-booting Windows 98 computer by inserting a random floppy disk with nothing but the number "5" written on it that I'd found in a box in my dad's office.
Had 5 examen for my BA-Finals: Math, BA, Controlling, Accounting and my Thesis. Went trough hard times just before and thus had no real time for learning. Just tortured myself through the Thesis and learnt the topics least likely to be asked - and exactly those were asked during the examen. Easily passed. Felt like the luckiest motherfucker to have ever walked out of that auditorium
Here’s my story: On Monday in my Latin 1 class we were supposed to take a vocabulary quiz after a week long break. However, the printer wasn’t working so we were gonna do it Tuesday. A kid behind me complained she wasn’t gonna be in class Tuesday, so I said half sarcastically, “Why don’t we just cancel the quiz altogether?” And my teacher said, “Y’know, I could do that...” and kept teaching. A few minutes later she has us start a worksheet and says, “I decided I’m not going to give you guys that quiz. Just make sure you keep studying those words!” And I was like ‘oh what that worked’ in my head. *hell yeah*
Slap it on my butt. Keep that poo in for as long as you can, by golly that's gonna feel like the best shit you've ever taken! This is Phil Swift with Flex Tape! I'm a prostitute!
A few years back I was working at an amusement park by my house, but I told them I switched between two houses when I really didn’t (to play off being late). Got a heads up from a friend that I was getting one of the shitty areas so I decided I would just call out. Went to my computer, I looked up freeway ambience on YT, bumped up the volume a bit, as well as my subwoofer and I let it play as I called my divisions office. My manager answered the phone and I explained to him that my truck blew a head gasket on the freeway and that I wouldn’t be able to make it, all while it sounds like actual vehicles going by me. He asked if it was Internal or External, as I’m not a car guy, I just told him internal to wing it and he goes “Sorry to hear that. Stay safe on the side of the freeway and wait for help, no need to inspect the engine” I felt bad because he was actually somewhat nice at the end but he was always a dick to people. Get rekt Dave
That bend over in the pool to float thing is actually legit. When I was 10 I was at a family reunion with my mom and I was on a blow up boat in the shallow end and then some of my family decided to play volley ball and someone pushed my raft away and I ended up floating to the deep end. As I was panicking and trying to get someone's attention, some asshole decided to jump off the diving board and that made my boat capsize right on top of me. Oh and I forgot to mention that this was a diving and ziplining pool so the water was 12 feet deep. So here I am 4'5" me in the middle of a twelve foot pool sinking to the bottom with a boat on top of me blocking anyone from seeing me and I remembered to a few weeks prior when my cousin told me about the floaty trick thingy and so I did it and I floated to the fucking top so I just kept doing that and breathing periodically (I was too tired from flailing to call for help) and then my mom finally realized that I was missing saw my boat capsized in the pool and let out the biggest ear raping shriek that I could hear even underwater and then my stepdad jumped in the pool to save me. So yeah do that when you're drowning spread the word
love and peace I don't get how it works exactly. I learned to swim for real when I was only 4 years old so never learned that trick. I still swim a lot but I have colleagues who can't swim and it might be useful for them - would you explain how it works in detail? What exactly is meant by bending over? Like what's the starting position? Are you vertical in the water when you first sink? And then bend at the waist so you're face down but float up?
@@TheFeldhamster yeah I don't know the Science behind it but basically all you have to do is pretend to do a toe touch under water and you'll float back up to the surface and if you stay in that position you'll be fine, but you'll need to take periodic breaths because your face will be under water
@@nope12345 do you mean T-posing while vertical? I've never tried that. You can do the T-pose while horizontal on your back - over here we call that the "dead man". You can float almost indefinitely with almost no effort that way. But I've never tried to get into that pose from already half drowned/sunken under the water. It's more like - oh, I swam out onto the lake really far and now I want to rest for a bit. Also, you don't need to tense all your muscles - tensing the core is the key point. If you tense your core you'll usually stay more horizontal which helps you with floating. Tensing all your muscles would be very exhausting and you'd need to breathe even more - probably not so good when you're already in a slight panic because you can't really swim.
On a Calculus 2 test, I was desperate to pass but was in the middle of taking a final, realizing I didn't know how to answer the question. I was super bummed but skipped it for now. Near the end of the test, I found a similar question but in reverse. Referencing the two questions, I went through a bunch of mumbo jumbo assumption crap and came up with a formula that somehow worked, applied it to both problems. Over the break, the teacher emailed me asking how I got the question (we were supposed to show work) and I simply said "it was an equation I found on some site a while back". He claimed he'd never seen it in his life, and he's been teaching calculus for 30 years. Idk what the fuk I wrote, all I care about was that he gave me credit for the 2 questions, passing the final with a 71, passing me from Cal 2 with a 70. (A previous exam was a 44. The final replaced your lowest test grade. I needed a 70 to pass the course) gottem
In my engineering class some kids would not stop talking and so my teacher gave up and didn’t review what would be on the test. Fast forward to the test I review what little he said and realize that I forgot which formula went with which mechanism and so I used all three questions and their multiple choice answers to come up with the correct answers, it took 30 minutes and when I moved on I realized that we didn’t even learn half this stuff because the teacher didn’t get a chance to tell us about it. 3 minutes from closing I finish with a B- and that was the highest grade with second highest being like a c. I was also the smartest kid in that class.
I once had a PC tower that I had to sweet talk to turn on. Tell her what a pretty tower she was. How her color's changed so nice (there was a fancy color face) . Even got to the point where I had to stroke her. I miss that Tower
I don't remember much , once in high school. I was reading my notes (exam season).Some guy borrowed a book from a girl seating beside me (we had benches). Instead of handing that book back to the girl like a normal person, he threw it from other corner of the class to our side. I stupidly raised my hand(while reading) and caught it. Everyone was shocked (not more than me). I acted cool and didn't say anything and continued reading. But that was the coolest thing I ever did, so I remembered it. (I usually don't even remember any of my classmates name.Socially awkward)
When I landed my parachute down a steep dirt road with 2 semi serious malfunctions... Thank God it was so steep. The malfunctions caused me to come in at a horrible angle, but one that matched the grade of the slope perfectly.
My elderly calligraphy, pottery, and stained glass teacher has a similar story of her skydiving. It’s really mind blowing that she used to do that sort of thing, when at school she politely says that we should replace all swearing with “oh bother”, because it’s good enough for Winnie the Pooh 😂
Newby Ton copy the link of the music video of youtube then go to Flvto, paste the link on the bar, wait for 30 seconds or so and when its done click on download
about a year ago there was a burger king app released and if you sign up to it with an email address you would get 490 points, which could then be redeemed for a whopper meal or this other one i cant remember, so me and my mates would make a tonne of email addresses at school and make multiple accounts, then walk down to the burger kind across the road and get a free meal or two each. we did this every day for a week until the app was changed
I can vouch for the last one. Other than the difference being I started taking anti-depressants, I had literally no daily schedule and it was wrecking me(I'm in a situation where I'm home every day, *all* day). So, I set a bedtime and a wake-up time, and made a routine around it. I would always read in bed on my phone before going to sleep, which I also stopped doing. Two months later, I can confidently say it worked. I feel, like, 75% better. Really though, I think if you just get no more/less than 7.5-8 hours of sleep every night, you'll be ok.
Ok here's mine: I was a lazy worker as a young adult and came up with EVERY excuse in the book why I didn't come to work. The best one was, "I forgot they were paving my driveway today and they paved around my car! I can't move my car!" I was given the day off. Not sure if he believed me or if he was impressed with the lie, but it worked!
I was getting a KitKat from a vending machine and, from past experiences, it looked to me like it was going to get stuck on the way out, so I kicked the vending machine and two KitKats came out
On the school bus some guy was about to fight me and he said, "You think you're tough do you?" and I told him "Well not tougher than you" and he just left me alone
I saw a class mate of mine leave a slip of paper on the desk. Me, knowing exactly how this would play out for some reason my brain just showed me some sort of a 3D stimulation. My friend had noticed me staring at the ground and asked what was wrong. I proceeded to tell him what happened. We laughed it off but here’s the crazy part. EVERY SINGLE THING HAPPENED I predicted someone falling, questions to problems, a person screaming after losing something, the fact that there was a surprise movie in class. Never happened again since but I still love the reaction on my friend’s face when he found out everything happened.
I've had similar things happen. One day it was knowing how the news people would end their sentences. Sometimes it is 10 second time clips where I know in advance what is going on around me - I couldn't deviate from the path if I tried, body tensed up. Hasn't happened for a while though.
My friend the once poured holy water on his Xbox to get it to work again after it started freezing. One drop of holy water and the damn thing was right as rain
Once my friend was playing pool and he missed his shot. I laughed at him and he told me "well if it's so easy try it" and handed me the queue (i never played pool in my life). I proceed to hit the ball and hit it right in the hole. I felt so cool that day
This ones for my toolbox Bois Ok so one time I gave my password to a guy not knowing that he could steal my account because back then i was a dumb kid and when he logged off my account I had builders club and 115 robux and he told me that I shouldn’t allow anyone on my account and that I should change my password. The guy got banned a few years ago but I still think about it sometimes
Once I got in a ditch with my car somehow but luckily there was a random Guy with his tractor willing to pull me out. Only problem: We had no tow rope. So we took this guys leather Belt. It actually worked!!!
Once dropped my phone on my old laptop and it froze. Nothing I tried would make it unfreeze.... Until I tried dropping my phone on it again..... lo and behold, it unfroze
One time I threw a remote at my brother and it broke All I did was put the rubber buttons on top of the green techy stuff and put the plastic casing over it and wrapped the sides in clear tape and it works better than before XD
When I made a "weather machine"(it was an LED light, no power source, 4 wires, and four wire caps IIRC.) Someone asked me to make it snow. I pretended to do so. Not even 30 minutes later, a blizzard struck the school.
Half the kids in the school froze to death, and the remaining half later had to sacrifice 50 students and eat them so some could survive. All survivors have nightmares to this day. But the machine worked. And that's the important part. Never forget the 800 who died that day. RIP brave souls.
Theironsword You’d be great as the weather man/woman. You could make the wildest, most unbelievable prediction and then use that machine to make your prediction have a 100% chance of being true. I mean, that’s what you could do IF you actually had the power to do that. I’m curious to know, did the person who asked you to make it snow say anything to you afterwards?
@@Spacell For a few days, I was the talk of the school and how I had managed to make a weather machine. I can't remember any specifics because this was about a decade ago, but it was still funny that the coincidence happened. Now, it wasn't a legitimate weather machine, however I am going to invest my time into make an actual weather machine because becoming a weather man would be hilarious under those circumstances.
When I was about 10 or so I slept on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and I would sometimes forget to turn off the lights before I got into bed. So I realized that I forgot to turn off the lights one night and just sat there, but what I also realized is I still had my socks on. I pulled off the first one and threw it at the light across the room and of course nothing happened. But then I thought to myself I need to get the hole of the sock to hook onto the top of the light switch. So I threw it a little different and it actually freaking worked the lights turned off and I kinda just went to bed. Might be one of the craziest things I've ever done. I don't talk about it a lot because I still don't fully believe its real lol.
I once had a cool claw grabber machine moment where my mom (yes my mom) wanted this one plushie of the reindeer in the top hat dude from one piece (dunno his name) and there were multiple colors (of clothes on the plushies) I failed a couple times and asked if it had to be the pink one, my mom said no and I proceeded to get a yellow one first try, also another time I got a life size Charmander (0.6m tall)
This is years ago. So long ago that VHS tapes were still a thing. My bro and I (6 and 4 at the time) were watching Tarzan on a little portable TV with a video player in his bedroom and at the elephant stampede scene the sound randomly stopped working. We called our dad to try and get it to work again. He rewound the tape, fast-forwarded it a few times, took it out of the player and put it back in again. Nothing worked. In frustration my dad then proceeded to smack the side of the TV really hard. Almost immediately the sound started working again. Still have no idea what happened.
Back when laptops were new to the world we had an old computer that started to lag a lot and the screen would turn yellow sometimes, one time the computer was lagging so I said "we'll get a laptop if you keep lagging like this" and the computer stopped lagging right after I finished my sentence. We still got a laptop anyway rip computer
When I lie, I never tell something that is impossible, at least that is my way to at least make someone believe me. ... But the scary thing is my lies often come true. So technically I seldom lie. ... Also, after telling a lie that I someone was sick so they could not accompany me, the person really did catch a terrible illness... So, I tuned my lies down a bit.
Thus happened last night when I was going to a concert. Got pulled over by a cop. He asked me if I knew why I got pulled over and I asked him if it were for speeding and he told me that’s what it was for. I told the cop that I was sorry and that it was my nieces first concert (it really was). He asked us, “Who are you going to see?” I told him, “Zac Brown Band.” He asked, “What’s your favorite song?” So i took the opportunity to say “Free” in hopes he’d let us go free. He did.
One time I said in class that paper was very useful and also tasted good. The teacher replied by saying "I have actually tried eating paper a few times and it wasn't bad." The whole class laughed and I was really glad that didn't backfire.
When I was in 3rd grade, me and my classmates had our own garden near the school. We mostly grew vegetables and we learned about gardening. This activity was for 3rd grade only, so at the end of the year we had to take everything away for the new kids. There was this super tall sunflower that was so big we couldn't just cut it with a scissors. We tried several knives and shuffles, but it didn't help. I suddenly reached down to the bottom of our box of tools and grabbed a spoon. Dont know why we had a spoon in a garden, but I started to use the spoon as a knife to try and chop down the sunflower. It worked.
I moved into a new school one year and was put into a debate class. I had never done debate before in my life so I had no idea how to format my argument or do research so my speech was very very terrible. When it became my turn to stand on the podium I decided that there was only one way I would be able to pull this off. I might not have taken debate, but I did take drama. I looked everybody in the eyes and spoke confidently and with “passion”. I hardly knew what I was talking about, but I acted as though I was about to lead an army into battle. I waved my arms around, slammed my fist into the table, the whole bit. My teacher gave me a standing ovation and even lectured the class on how that was how debate was supposed to be done. She gave me an A+. I was shocked. I also felt kinda bad because the other students put a lot of effort in their research, even if listening to them was like watching paint dry.
me: doesn’t revise for my science test me: aces said test science teacher who obviously didn’t know about me not revising: you should keep using this method of revision in future tests my science teacher told me to never revise for tests. good one mr downing.
I was taking an insane courseload when I was a senior in high school. One weekend I realized left my planner in a classroom (and none of my assignments were online, so all my information is in this one book). I went back to school, the janitor opened the main door for me but told me he wouldn’t open any classroom doors. I got to the class and sure enough, door was locked. But now I’m DESPERATE and angry at the same time and in my anxiety I was actually pushed down and out on the door handle. When I calmed down and realized what I was doing, I also saw that the door was slowly coming out of it’s frame. So I pushed down and out and then tugged the door and it opened. And I got my planner and left the school (and the janitor saw me leave with my planner, but thankfully did not see me do what was essentially breaking and entering).
I have one. Mom: "is there any other way to separate fish skin" Me:*jokingly* use a potato peeler I took the potato peeler and gave it to my mom It actually works way better than a knife.
Once threw keys over my head to catch behind me. Realised I completely over threw them. Stepped backwards, stretched my hand out and caught them perfectly Much to the annoyance of the friend who tried it first.
Once when my sister was around 2-3 years old my brother was talking to my parents that the TV he used to play video games wasn't working (I was standing there listening) so my parents tried to fix it but they couldn't but then my little sister walked in pressed some buttons and it completely fixed it right as my parents were about to tell her to not do that :D
in 11th grade i slept every english lesson, like actually every single english lesson. Wasn't horrible or anything, but my teacher had a really calming voice and like to go an tangents. Some day i told myself english is now my favourite subject and i'm super interested in it, actually worked. Still wish i could fall asleep in my bed as fast as in class. Also: every time my code actually runs.
My cousin woke up late for his Spanish finals after gaming the entire previous night. He rushed to school told his teacher he had a stomach bug or something that made him puke in the morning and so he couldn’t come to the finals on time. The teacher believed him and let him retake his finals 2 hours after everyone else in his grade had given them.
had a problem with my x360 not reading disks so a friend told me that if you drop it (carefully) onto a soft surface it would shake something loose didn't believe him, tried it, lo and behold it worked almost perfectly for the next several years
I dropped my iPad once 6 years ago. The drop caused the thing to shutdown so I boot it again but it's stuck in Apple logo for an unusual amount of time. 10 minutes later it's still on the logo. My 6 year old little sister told me to grab an apple (the fruit) and rub it on the iPad and pray like some satanic ritual. (She watches too much Harry Potter) So I played along for the gags. Surprisingly, the iPad actually booted up.
Here’s a small one. :/ We have five dogs. One of our dogs can’t open the gates we have to our stairs, so he usually just stands at the top and howls. Once when me and my family was eating downstairs in the living room, our dog started to howl, so then my dad was like: “Zacko (one of our dogs) Can you open the gate for Argo?” (The dog that couldn’t open the gate) So, our dog Zacko actually opened the gate for him.
True story, I work at a "seafood" processing plant. Injuries were common place and I tried for approximately 9 1/2 months to convince our safety board to rectify a particular situation. The weird thing is that I was also an active member of that safety board and was finally fed up with the delays, due to fellow co-workers still getting hurt. Now understand, I was directly connected to the job therefore I had to act before I became injured as well. I drafted a petition and signed it first, then asked my other department members (of which there were nine of us total) to sign it. They immediately did so with no hesitation. I went through the "proper channels" and it was given to our head of management. I knew that I would take the blame for it and sure enough, first thing, next morning, head managers office, before I started my shift on the floor. Although I should have been nervous, I was confident and ready to argue to the bitter end. After some discussion, arguments, fingerpointing and me cursing and naming names of the safety delinquents, everyone present came to an agreement that change was needed and asked what I would advise them to do. I, in detail explained what was required of management and one of the management team (respectfully, female) was the only one who 100% understood what I required. She has quite a machanical mind. Trying to explain to the males, not so much. She asked me to take the necessary measurements, and three days later she delivered. This was almost 1 and 1/2 years ago and no employee has had a similar accident since. My "wow that it actually worked" is the petition. I no longer work with that particular department, however I am still employed there and have dealt with safety issues my way.... DIRECTLY! Due to this I have been labeled "the rebel". I am, as I write this, dealing with another issue regarding another department I am presently working, where a very serious accident occured. Due to having to get personally involved and take over rescue and aid, a lot of questions went through my mind about how this could have been avoided. Had the safety board listened to specific requests/demands, made by various employees including myself almost two years ago, concerning a keylock tagout system. Too late, due to once again, delays. On my own, the "rebel" has already started the wheels in motion once again by complaining all the way to head of management. I have met with them, one female (same one) and two males and once again the female understood that a specific tool was necessary to get someone out of the machine faster than had already occured, and once again the males were not so understanding as to the detail of what was needed. She gave me a piece of paper and I drew the design for her. She advised myself that it would be made by the same company that does our welding contracts. I will be requesting a follow up appointment with her again in a couple of days and am positive that the necesssary changes will be made. Including a rescue drill for that departments employees. I do get results only because of that first petition. Management knows that I will go to great lengths, including being fired because if and when I have to go outside of the company to Workmans Comp, the company knows I will do so. I am taken seriously all because of that petition. Work safe everyone, and remember your opinion on safety in the work place does matter.
My little brother flirts with all of the female teachers and doesn’t have to do any work. So once he was being bad in school and his teacher asked to get a note signed saying he was bad by our parents. He told this poor woman “my mother lives in Miami and my dad lives in Maryland. I only live with my brother who’s 17” my mom was on her honeymoon In Miami and my dad was driving through Maryland for a work trip. He didn’t mention our grandparents living with us. His teacher believed him, felt sorry for him and he didn’t have to do homework or ANYTHING for weeks until parent teacher conference
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This man deadass performed some necromancy on a harddrive
blow and flick
@@2burp2 plus A freaking LEACTURE
Nah, just asked Machine Spirits nicely.
The poor Harddrive gave it's all to live for a few moments before completely passing away
Press F for respect
@@strangerakari2836 Praised be the Omnissiah
I was playing a game and jokingly said "I could crash the server if I wanted to" Somone said "Do it" Then moments later the server crashed, I began dying of laughter and when I rejoined multiple people accused me of hacking as I just sat there in shock of my new found power, still cannot believe the timing of it
Omggg everything was In your favor lmaooo
When I play a new online game and the first user name I make isn't taken
Raegar Buchanan what is it xd I wanna know
@@thederpinator6636 me too
I use this name on different platforms and games and I have no fucking clue how the fuck it was taken on xbox and about fucking 20 other places. The name is complete and utter gibberish in every language except finnish. It means Purolas pastor (Purola is a part of a small city where around 1500 people live and I know for a fact that no one from Purola uses that name anywhere). fml.
@Raegar Buchanan I have my own unique name, no need.
Emily Hamilton well to be fair... who’s gonna take the name I always use? (Lanoman123 cause Lano has been my nickname since birth)
Asked a 10/10, smart girl out once in front of her entire friend circle. Was recently single, there wasn't much to lose, so why not?
She giggles, her friends giggle, and says yes.
*_shocked pikachu face_*
Lol what did you said to her ?
My brain: "Shit shit I didn't plan this far!"
I have a feeling that this is fake
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@calm-men6957 Not everyone is an incel.
“I’ll never be so cool again in my entire life” very relatable!
*yes*
Not relatable as I have never been cool :(
Not relatable as I have never been cool :(
Nobody's gonna ask you why, now enjoy your: "I thought I could get attention" moment.
My friend tried to get an orange juice from a vending machine. I was gonna get an apple juice but I was broke. She bought the orange juice and it got stuck. Me, assuming it wouldn't work, told her to try buying the apple juice right above it. (She didn't know I wanted apple juice) she bought it, and it fell, pushing the orange juice and itself out of the machine. She said I could have the apple juice. She got her drink and I got a free one. Win-win.
Epick
There were vending machines that were in a library I used to visit and I always had a game I’d play where I’d check to see if any items were stuck and if I could get them out by buying an item above it or something. Only time I really used those machines, despite them still being a ripoff with the multiple items I got.
This happened to me with KitKats before
That's. Insane. I applaud you
sophia berry that’s an important life hack.
Can we get a "Careful, he's a hero" meme for that hard drive?
hErO hEs a cAreFil
OrEh A s'Eh ,ylLufERac
Pizza time.
caREFuL a He hERO
HeRo A He’S CaReFuLly
My freshman year of college I turned in actual garbage for an assignment and got an A.
I had forgotten about a project that was due in my contemporary art class and had less than an hour until class started. Panicking, I grabbed two empty water bottles from my trashcan, filled one side with red kool-aid, glued the lids together, poked a hole through the middle, then put the two bottles together and created a makeshift hourglass. For finishing touches I drew Native American symbols on this literal piece of trash with sharpy. My friend in the class told me it was never going to work, and obviously I agreed with her since it looked so bad but I just didn't want to get a zero.
Embarrassingly, I presented this mess to the class and winged a speech about space-time and humanity's impact on the environment. My professor loved it. The other students (who spent 2-3 weeks working on theirs) were mad as hell and I could see their jaws drop as she began to praise how creative I was. This was my "That actually worked?" moment that also made me reconsider my education for awhile. There were paintings and projects that I would spend weeks working on to only be met with a B, but this last minute trash grab with no thought or effort got me an A.
What the actual guck. This is the problem with some teachers lmfao
Crystal KayNine, couldn’t have said it better myself
sometimes creativity does that. putting time into something is great but how impactful its message
is works way better.
Sometimes the genius is in its simplicity.
Coming up with a story did the job wonders too I think :p
You don't want to know how much you can influence people with just a story.
Did this in high school art class.
Worked like a charm haha
Lol I like the one where the dude hit on the girl hoping to cheer his buddy up (and ended up getting married to her🤣) If you're willing to purposefully get slapped, get a drink thrown at you, or face some other public rejection/humiliation just to lift your friend's mood, that's some friendship goals right there!
+Ariana Miranda A girl writing a comment in which actions such as a swift palm to the jaw, and HARD GLASS throwing, are referred to in a fashion akin to "meh, that's normal" only because of some sound coming out of moving lips? Where the hell is the "End stupid bitch violence" movement? Bitches need their teeth kicked in with half missing for thinking their entire gender is supposed to just be able to get away with this bratty zero-respect-for-other-humans behavior in public. Multiple thousands of dollars stolen from the guy if he gets angry about it and slaps and throws something back in retaliation. Shesatans can lie their way out of anything. Fucking ridiculous, kill yourselfs hoes
@@Psyfonify I'm sorry what? Was your comment directed at me or just your thoughts in general about the situation?
My comment was simply stating that in the story, the guy knew it was possiblity that the rejection would result in him getting hurt, but was willing to get slapped anyway just to be comical and lift his friend's spirits, which is pretty sweet.
I genuinely could not follow your comment and fully understand your point. My guess is that you were trying to say that it's crazy that girls will resort to any sort of degree of violence just for being asked out or hit on?
If that is what you were trying to say then I agree, it is stupid that they can be violent and then lie their way out. Lemme know if I'm wrong.
@@arianamiranda3660 im talking about how society normalizes that response, yes, its atrocious and so blatant and even giggle worthy. nothing like this has ever happened to me, im just riled up by the general zeitgeist of it being "normal" that men are marginalized as not being acceptable candidates for experiencing emotion and we suffer in hell(so he got his brain cage shook and his jaw 10% dislocated with a slap, and a beer bottle thrown at his head, so what), meanwhile girls always have fun and get to be completely free and many times ride their way through life off of others
Wheres the *other* movement for us, all over the news etc, oh right, nobody cares
Meanwhile, the only people that get involved in domestic violence with complete 100% angel sweethearts are repeat serial killers (not to say there isnt a widespread problem of 'decent' women with attachment issues being emotionally manipulated by a bad dude)
@@Psyfonify bruh go smoke some weed or something you need to calm tf down
@@Psyfonify Actually... Girl empowering movements help to stop normalizing these kind of bullshits that hinder men. Think about it. If men aren't supposed to be "strong" to "protect weak wamen". Then that means that men are being allowed to be "weaker" and "more emotional". This would mean that violent women attacking men with glass bottles would be more judged upon. True Feminism is a win-win.
I need to stop watching these videos before my recommended becomes clogged
Too late.
Yeah it onlys take 2 bro
I’m in too deep :(
Too late for me
Just use fabric softener
I didn't know the answer to a question on a science test, so I put: "I can't answer this for religious reasons" It was marked as correct. No questions asked.
Calvin
@@oliver_fast probably something along the lines of "how was the universe created"
@@vexrich Thats what gave me the idea
@@doodgoi9102 No it was chemistry
@@gracelewis4016 Was a great comic. Probably #1.
I wrote a long ass script and did the first test and. it.. just... worked. Every programmer will understand.
I've done this too. Coded a chat system for a couple of days without running it and it just worked
Is your name Neo by any chance
is this how gods are made?
Mavodeli fakee. A good programmer wouldn’t have coded the entire script without running it every now and then 😂
@@eligarcia8814 it's certainly possible the tool he used marked issues with the code, so he could fix them without having to run it 50+ times
The teacher once asked us in their grade a random mathematical problem. And me, without thinking about it yelled "381!" For absolutely no specific reason. And she looked so baffled. Until now, she thinks I'm some soft of a genius.
maaaan, don't know, sounds like bs to me
Pedro Solórzano There’s more than 7 billion people in the planet, this had to have happened to at least 1 person.
Same think happened to me I was sleeping and the teacher called on me so without thinking I shouted 72 and it was right long story short teacher didn’t call on me rest of the cuz she thought I was advanced
ARame323 same thing happened to me (sort of). I was in seventh grade and the teacher called on me thinking he could make me look stupid because I was daydreaming. I said 2. The answer was -2 but was accepted because I was the closest to correct in the class. He never called on me again.
Completely unrelated, same teacher would often talk about aliens and regular personal UFO sightings. One day, a female classmates father burst into our class, grabbed our teacher by his shirt and told him to stop scaring the children with his bullshit alien stories. Shoved him into the blackboard and calmly walked out.
Apparently my classmate had been having increasingly terrifying nightmares about being abducted.
r/ihadastroke
edit: looks like they fixed it. Also who liked this dumb comment fueled by 3:00 AM binge-watching subreddit combilations?
A story of my own: When I was like 5-6 years old, my mother's digital camera broke. She worked as a photographer, and this camera had been given to her by her agency and was also very expensive. Nothing she did could fix it. I picked it up and used the logic I had learned from watching cartoons: If some machinery is broken, just hit it really hard and it will start working again. I dropped the camera on the ground (my parents did not mind as it was broken anyway) and the camera magically began working again. I was so proud. My mother kept using it for several years afterwards.
Cool
WHAT THE FU-
LOL!
Lol what kind of camera?
I hope they thanked you xD
I once said to my teacher that I had a pdf of the file at home, and that i’d bring it tommorow, she said ok, it was friday...
*sneak 100*
Lol same.Something like i will bring tomorrow when its sunday tomorrow and when i submitted my file she had forgotten about it
Jokes on you. She was finna smash and you missed the cue.
@@deusdamnit OP said teacher not professor, they're probably not even college age
200odd300 welcome to the joke.
"That actually worked moment":
When i was a teenager I worked at a Wendy's restaurant. I was cleaning off the tables in the dining area with a wet rag when I spotted a fly buzzing around the room, annoying some guests. I wound up the rag, figured "what the hell" and as soon as it landed on a table I snapped the rag at the fly. Killed it instantly, first shot. Some people sitting at a table nearby stared at me in amazement. I felt pretty awesome that day.
It usually takes me like 20 or more tries to kill one single fly.
Friend’s IPod was broken at lunch time so when he placed it on the table so I punched it pretty roughly since it was already broken. The panic in his face turned to amazement as the iPod worked flawlessly since then. That’s how I earned the nickname Filipino Jesus
Im guessing you save your disciples with the grace of sinigang and siomai rice
Why is that not your username?
Imagine getting all the girls because your name is Filipino Jesus
@@DraconicDuelist Because I've had it before high school on various other platforms
@@KekePalmer. Funny story about that. I was asexual during high school (mainly because I didn't know I was demi) yet all the hot nerdy girls tried hitting on me. My oblivious ass wasn't interested in pussy at the time because I was the supreme virgin.
I went to some site with 'win a iPhone X's here!!!!!!!'
And I actually got a virus
Well crap I went to one too. Didn't get anything, virus, iPhone.... Nothin
Nice
Yeah something like that happened to me once too.
I got a pop up saying I had a virus on computer and I needed to scan it. So I did.
It actually found a virus.
Itself
Gwn Jorn *Twitter for IPhone*
Just Jum class
Once, when I was in high-school, I had a free period and I just aimlessly wandered the halls with my buddy when we met our literature teacher and bc we were bored we greeted him nicely and asked what he was doing. And he replied, “oh, what a coincidence, I just went to copy your tests for tomorrow!”
And i asked him: „Could we get a look?“ And he just shrugged, said „sure“ and handed us one of the sheets for like 20 seconds, before he walked to the xerox with it and left us standing with our mouth gaping. It wasn’t long, but surely long enough to remember the task and prepare for it in the afternoon. Needless to say, we both got an A.
I told my friend I was psychic once... he told me to unlock his iPhone... I punched in some random numbers and to my surprise it unlocked. We were both silent.
He talks very loud
This is like a dumb no shit Sherlock thingy, but I saw a post online that said if you laid completely still in bed for 15 minutes, you’d fall asleep. Someone replied and took the piss out of the person like “yeah, that’s how sleep works.” Anyway, I have trouble going to sleep, it takes hours sometimes. I thought about that post randomly and stayed completely still for 15 minutes and passed out. Even though it’s completely obvious that would happen, it was just like a breath of fresh air for me and ever since, I’ve been falling asleep just fine. Because yeah, that’s just how sleep works.
May have to try this
The Fact Ur Username Is Sleep Idiot And This Was Ur Comment....
I find it impossible to stay still. 5 mins in and my body is like TURN TURN TURN
Yes, for real! Another key part - relax your muscles completely. A lot of the times we don’t realize we’re tensing our stomach, limbs, back etc.
Damn where was this information the past seventeen years of my life
This is small but I picked my diary lock with my bobbypin... felt like a level 100 locksmith
**slow claps**
Damn
I tried gaining money,
_it just worked_
vAqeii Would I be correct if that’s a Jojo’s Bizarre Part 5 Vento Aureo reference?
@@Apwolsopcjrhei is your name a Jojo's bizzare adventure : part 4 , diamond is unbreakable reference?
Goner117
Why yes it is
Killer Queen But before that it was an awesome song by Queen.
Rhoda Watkins
Lol I got into Jojo because Killer Queen was my favourite song
I think that last one is a message for me to actually sleep. Good shit
When I was in middle school one day the bathroom was locked and nobody could open it. Everyone kept trying to pick it or just turn the doorknob repeatedly. It locked from the inside and nobody had a key, so I grabbed a paper clip and semi-sarcastically attempted to pick it. To my amazement, it actually worked and the bathroom door opened. To this day that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever done.
What did you do to turn the barrel if you only had one paperclip? Sounds like bs
Reminds me of my school's bathrooms. They're completely fucked up and sometimes you get locked inside. That's exactly what happened to my friend - thank god she does taekwondo. She kicked the door open and ever since then there's this crack in the floor tiles.
[Insert name here] Jesus, Taekwondo or not, she's really badass.
I think we all has had this one
Hitting the controler until it works!!!
When it actually works. "Wow,that actually worked"
I was in my science class
Teacher: who invented the Bunsen burner?
Me (jokingly): Mr Bunsen
Teacher: That’s right
Edit: HOLY CRAP! OVER 2K LIKES! THANK YOU!
Nice
So it wasn't Bunsen HoneyDew?
Sarah Balmforth My spanish teacher asked a guy who wasnt listening in my class what the correct conjugation of the verb 'Ir' was when saying it about a he/she. He answered with "Va?", Which is the swedish word for 'what' as he didn't listen to the question which is the right answer.
a kid in my french class was asked in front of the class how to say skateboard in french. he said ‘’umm... le skateboard’’ and my teacher said that is correct
When I was third grade. We went to our city museum. Inside the museum, the woman asked our class which was the first animal that came in our country from Africa. My dumbass just randomly said giraffe. It was the right answer.
When I was 5 and I fixed my non-booting Windows 98 computer by inserting a random floppy disk with nothing but the number "5" written on it that I'd found in a box in my dad's office.
*Teacher forgot about homework, and no one said anything*
Cant belive that actually worked
Oofbekistan I hate that one kid who reminds the teacher
@@spritecranberry7329 >:c
I always have that one kid that reminds the teacher but forgets to do the homework so they do it to make us mad
Teacher forgot to come to class nobody cared
When your teacher believed your reason why your late and why you don't have an assignment.
**Infinity War Theme Intensifies**
...why did I immediately think of the Harry Potter theme instead of the Infinity War one...?
Guessing answers on a test and got 99
What happened to the 100th question?
Idk
If just oof
Had 5 examen for my BA-Finals: Math, BA, Controlling, Accounting and my Thesis. Went trough hard times just before and thus had no real time for learning. Just tortured myself through the Thesis and learnt the topics least likely to be asked - and exactly those were asked during the examen. Easily passed. Felt like the luckiest motherfucker to have ever walked out of that auditorium
Wernher von Kerman xD
That claw machine story sounds like something straight outta sponge bob
How though?
Be one with the crane. Damn I remember that from over 10 years ago.
Hi I'm Gandhi and if Britain doesn't get hell out of India I'm gonna starve myself in public.
*Britain gets out of India*
Wow that worked?
Is that a quote from "history of the world, i guess" ?
@@anxietyattack1413 no it's from The Princess Bride
@@capejedi2048 no it's from history of the entire world i guess
r/wooosh
R/Unexpected Billwurtz
Here’s my story:
On Monday in my Latin 1 class we were supposed to take a vocabulary quiz after a week long break. However, the printer wasn’t working so we were gonna do it Tuesday. A kid behind me complained she wasn’t gonna be in class Tuesday, so I said half sarcastically, “Why don’t we just cancel the quiz altogether?” And my teacher said, “Y’know, I could do that...” and kept teaching.
A few minutes later she has us start a worksheet and says, “I decided I’m not going to give you guys that quiz. Just make sure you keep studying those words!” And I was like ‘oh what that worked’ in my head.
*hell yeah*
*_It just works_*
Of course you did.
Change your profile pic
Slap it on my butt. Keep that poo in for as long as you can, by golly that's gonna feel like the best shit you've ever taken!
This is Phil Swift with Flex Tape! I'm a prostitute!
16 times the detail
*KING CRIMSON*
A few years back I was working at an amusement park by my house, but I told them I switched between two houses when I really didn’t (to play off being late). Got a heads up from a friend that I was getting one of the shitty areas so I decided I would just call out. Went to my computer, I looked up freeway ambience on YT, bumped up the volume a bit, as well as my subwoofer and I let it play as I called my divisions office. My manager answered the phone and I explained to him that my truck blew a head gasket on the freeway and that I wouldn’t be able to make it, all while it sounds like actual vehicles going by me. He asked if it was Internal or External, as I’m not a car guy, I just told him internal to wing it and he goes
“Sorry to hear that. Stay safe on the side of the freeway and wait for help, no need to inspect the engine”
I felt bad because he was actually somewhat nice at the end but he was always a dick to people. Get rekt Dave
That bend over in the pool to float thing is actually legit. When I was 10 I was at a family reunion with my mom and I was on a blow up boat in the shallow end and then some of my family decided to play volley ball and someone pushed my raft away and I ended up floating to the deep end. As I was panicking and trying to get someone's attention, some asshole decided to jump off the diving board and that made my boat capsize right on top of me. Oh and I forgot to mention that this was a diving and ziplining pool so the water was 12 feet deep. So here I am 4'5" me in the middle of a twelve foot pool sinking to the bottom with a boat on top of me blocking anyone from seeing me and I remembered to a few weeks prior when my cousin told me about the floaty trick thingy and so I did it and I floated to the fucking top so I just kept doing that and breathing periodically (I was too tired from flailing to call for help) and then my mom finally realized that I was missing saw my boat capsized in the pool and let out the biggest ear raping shriek that I could hear even underwater and then my stepdad jumped in the pool to save me. So yeah do that when you're drowning spread the word
love and peace I don't get how it works exactly. I learned to swim for real when I was only 4 years old so never learned that trick. I still swim a lot but I have colleagues who can't swim and it might be useful for them - would you explain how it works in detail? What exactly is meant by bending over? Like what's the starting position? Are you vertical in the water when you first sink? And then bend at the waist so you're face down but float up?
@@TheFeldhamster yeah I don't know the Science behind it but basically all you have to do is pretend to do a toe touch under water and you'll float back up to the surface and if you stay in that position you'll be fine, but you'll need to take periodic breaths because your face will be under water
love and peace ok thanks, will try it out next time I'm at the pool.
@@nope12345 do you mean T-posing while vertical? I've never tried that. You can do the T-pose while horizontal on your back - over here we call that the "dead man". You can float almost indefinitely with almost no effort that way. But I've never tried to get into that pose from already half drowned/sunken under the water. It's more like - oh, I swam out onto the lake really far and now I want to rest for a bit.
Also, you don't need to tense all your muscles - tensing the core is the key point. If you tense your core you'll usually stay more horizontal which helps you with floating. Tensing all your muscles would be very exhausting and you'd need to breathe even more - probably not so good when you're already in a slight panic because you can't really swim.
Average Reddit user. 4’5 and can’t swim
On a Calculus 2 test, I was desperate to pass but was in the middle of taking a final, realizing I didn't know how to answer the question. I was super bummed but skipped it for now.
Near the end of the test, I found a similar question but in reverse.
Referencing the two questions, I went through a bunch of mumbo jumbo assumption crap and came up with a formula that somehow worked, applied it to both problems.
Over the break, the teacher emailed me asking how I got the question (we were supposed to show work) and I simply said "it was an equation I found on some site a while back". He claimed he'd never seen it in his life, and he's been teaching calculus for 30 years.
Idk what the fuk I wrote, all I care about was that he gave me credit for the 2 questions, passing the final with a 71, passing me from Cal 2 with a 70. (A previous exam was a 44. The final replaced your lowest test grade. I needed a 70 to pass the course) gottem
In my engineering class some kids would not stop talking and so my teacher gave up and didn’t review what would be on the test. Fast forward to the test I review what little he said and realize that I forgot which formula went with which mechanism and so I used all three questions and their multiple choice answers to come up with the correct answers, it took 30 minutes and when I moved on I realized that we didn’t even learn half this stuff because the teacher didn’t get a chance to tell us about it. 3 minutes from closing I finish with a B- and that was the highest grade with second highest being like a c. I was also the smartest kid in that class.
*mines on y coordinate 12*
*_finds diamonds_*
"Wow, that actually worked"
its 11 not 12 fucking barbaric moron with no IQ
*16
@TrAp Key its 42, the answer to the universe
its 15 no?
@@TheShadowproz Lol I grew up with it being Y 12, but it could interchangeably be around Y 8 to Y 18
#minecraftstripmining
Getting a password right on some service I barely use.
One time i was being catfished. I asked ‘hey, are you fake?’
The catfish simply replied with ‘yes’
So basically asking nicely and smacking electronics is still the best way to get things done
I tried driving, but it didn’t work..
However, once I switched to Geico I automatically saved 15% or more on car insurance
BRUH LMAO
I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny, for a great low rate you can go online, go to the general and save some time
I can’t believe I just sang that
I tried breathing air and it actually worked wtf
Said a fish millions of years ago....
Every lung cancer survivor
Impossible
I once had a PC tower that I had to sweet talk to turn on. Tell her what a pretty tower she was. How her color's changed so nice (there was a fancy color face) . Even got to the point where I had to stroke her. I miss that Tower
u *turned her on* (lenny face)
-‘Her’, 2013.
my first ps2. she was good to me.
I don't remember much , once in high school. I was reading my notes (exam season).Some guy borrowed a book from a girl seating beside me (we had benches). Instead of handing that book back to the girl like a normal person, he threw it from other corner of the class to our side. I stupidly raised my hand(while reading) and caught it. Everyone was shocked (not more than me). I acted cool and didn't say anything and continued reading.
But that was the coolest thing I ever did, so I remembered it.
(I usually don't even remember any of my classmates name.Socially awkward)
spongebobkuttan the square pantukaran I did the same thing when a bully threw a glue stick at me
@@angharad.9743 cool...
Bullies suck. I had one too.Still hate him with all my tiny brain cells.
Wow ! xD That's cool :)
When I landed my parachute down a steep dirt road with 2 semi serious malfunctions... Thank God it was so steep. The malfunctions caused me to come in at a horrible angle, but one that matched the grade of the slope perfectly.
My elderly calligraphy, pottery, and stained glass teacher has a similar story of her skydiving. It’s really mind blowing that she used to do that sort of thing, when at school she politely says that we should replace all swearing with “oh bother”, because it’s good enough for Winnie the Pooh 😂
Alex Benton Honestly art teachers are some of the most fun teachers I’ve ever had
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"I'll never be so cool again in my entire life" I feel you bro lmao
Me the first time downloading music for free
Newby Ton copy the link of the music video of youtube then go to Flvto, paste the link on the bar, wait for 30 seconds or so and when its done click on download
Newby Ton *_nEvEr iLLeGaLY dOwNLoaD_*
I mean it's ez
FBI wants your location. I swear, we just wanna talk.
about a year ago there was a burger king app released and if you sign up to it with an email address you would get 490 points, which could then be redeemed for a whopper meal or this other one i cant remember, so me and my mates would make a tonne of email addresses at school and make multiple accounts, then walk down to the burger kind across the road and get a free meal or two each.
we did this every day for a week until the app was changed
I can vouch for the last one. Other than the difference being I started taking anti-depressants, I had literally no daily schedule and it was wrecking me(I'm in a situation where I'm home every day, *all* day). So, I set a bedtime and a wake-up time, and made a routine around it. I would always read in bed on my phone before going to sleep, which I also stopped doing. Two months later, I can confidently say it worked. I feel, like, 75% better. Really though, I think if you just get no more/less than 7.5-8 hours of sleep every night, you'll be ok.
Ok here's mine:
I was a lazy worker as a young adult and came up with EVERY excuse in the book why I didn't come to work.
The best one was, "I forgot they were paving my driveway today and they paved around my car! I can't move my car!"
I was given the day off. Not sure if he believed me or if he was impressed with the lie, but it worked!
I was getting a KitKat from a vending machine and, from past experiences, it looked to me like it was going to get stuck on the way out, so I kicked the vending machine and two KitKats came out
It was aprils fool day. I jokingly confess my crush that I like her. She starts laughing and we start dating. Wut the hell did i get myself into.
That's great! How did it go?
*tell me more*
On the school bus some guy was about to fight me and he said, "You think you're tough do you?" and I told him "Well not tougher than you" and he just left me alone
If a dude is shouting at you and saying stuff like that, he probably wasn't going to fight you he was just bluffing
Told someone i was psych. They asked me to tell them what they were thinking. I said "youre thinking that im not psych". Boom
I saw a class mate of mine leave a slip of paper on the desk. Me, knowing exactly how this would play out for some reason my brain just showed me some sort of a 3D stimulation. My friend had noticed me staring at the ground and asked what was wrong. I proceeded to tell him what happened. We laughed it off but here’s the crazy part.
EVERY
SINGLE
THING
HAPPENED
I predicted someone falling, questions to problems, a person screaming after losing something, the fact that there was a surprise movie in class.
Never happened again since but I still love the reaction on my friend’s face when he found out everything happened.
I've had similar things happen. One day it was knowing how the news people would end their sentences. Sometimes it is 10 second time clips where I know in advance what is going on around me - I couldn't deviate from the path if I tried, body tensed up. Hasn't happened for a while though.
Ah, you were just remembering in the wrong direction...
U call it Deja vu
@@DraconicDuelist Lmao, kinda confused
Wow this is like some matrix stuffs
My friend the once poured holy water on his Xbox to get it to work again after it started freezing. One drop of holy water and the damn thing was right as rain
so just water
@@sophiegrey9576 no you idiot.
*holy water*
Amen
✝️🙏🏾
Wait..
you know what didn’t work?
My will to live
OOF same
I mean you're here...
As cringey Tumblr people would say “lmao mood”
huhuhuhuu woOOO how relatable and hilarious djjdjdjd
Wow so quirky
10:38 "my terrible sleeping pattern is based on my mental health" said a user named Mulled RedBull.
Once my friend was playing pool and he missed his shot. I laughed at him and he told me "well if it's so easy try it" and handed me the queue (i never played pool in my life). I proceed to hit the ball and hit it right in the hole. I felt so cool that day
This ones for my toolbox Bois
Ok so one time I gave my password to a guy not knowing that he could steal my account because back then i was a dumb kid and when he logged off my account I had builders club and 115 robux and he told me that I shouldn’t allow anyone on my account and that I should change my password. The guy got banned a few years ago but I still think about it sometimes
Oh shit, that guy is cool.
Alex Kilin. I joined ROBLOX when I was 8 and got scammed so many times
2012 was great
Chaotic good?
Once I got in a ditch with my car somehow but luckily there was a random Guy with his tractor willing to pull me out.
Only problem:
We had no tow rope.
So we took this guys leather Belt. It actually worked!!!
Once dropped my phone on my old laptop and it froze. Nothing I tried would make it unfreeze.... Until I tried dropping my phone on it again..... lo and behold, it unfroze
I tried existing
And it worked
Do you have the cheat to stop? I tried it too and it worked but it's not fun anymore
One time I threw a remote at my brother and it broke
All I did was put the rubber buttons on top of the green techy stuff and put the plastic casing over it and wrapped the sides in clear tape and it works better than before XD
I tried not existing
It almost worked
can you tell me how I don't think I'm doing it right
"I was at a claw machine, idk what theyre called." "oh, you mean a claw machine?"
When I made a "weather machine"(it was an LED light, no power source, 4 wires, and four wire caps IIRC.) Someone asked me to make it snow. I pretended to do so. Not even 30 minutes later, a blizzard struck the school.
Half the kids in the school froze to death, and the remaining half later had to sacrifice 50 students and eat them so some could survive. All survivors have nightmares to this day. But the machine worked. And that's the important part. Never forget the 800 who died that day. RIP brave souls.
@@blackhawks81H Hahaha! I loved that addition! *Just to be clear though,* it was a rural school that had about 300 students, not 900+
Theironsword You’d be great as the weather man/woman. You could make the wildest, most unbelievable prediction and then use that machine to make your prediction have a 100% chance of being true. I mean, that’s what you could do IF you actually had the power to do that.
I’m curious to know, did the person who asked you to make it snow say anything to you afterwards?
@@Spacell For a few days, I was the talk of the school and how I had managed to make a weather machine. I can't remember any specifics because this was about a decade ago, but it was still funny that the coincidence happened.
Now, it wasn't a legitimate weather machine, however I am going to invest my time into make an actual weather machine because becoming a weather man would be hilarious under those circumstances.
Theironsword That’s amazing. Good luck with that weather machine, haha!
When I was about 10 or so I slept on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and I would sometimes forget to turn off the lights before I got into bed. So I realized that I forgot to turn off the lights one night and just sat there, but what I also realized is I still had my socks on. I pulled off the first one and threw it at the light across the room and of course nothing happened. But then I thought to myself I need to get the hole of the sock to hook onto the top of the light switch. So I threw it a little different and it actually freaking worked the lights turned off and I kinda just went to bed. Might be one of the craziest things I've ever done. I don't talk about it a lot because I still don't fully believe its real lol.
Sometimes it work,
sometimes it work'nt
Thank you for your addition
How do u say worknt
@@bozo4783 like the last part of isn't but added onto work.
i walked right into my parents room and said “I’m not going to school today” and my dad said “okay” and I stayed home
It's called percussive maintenance, by the way.
For some reason, your comment reminded me of the soldier in Hellsing Abridged telling everyone that a reference was to Portal.
Yeah, that is banging
Unstuck a starter motor for my car once. Saved me quite a bit for awhile
I ended up connecting my pc to a 1993 printer using about six different cables and adapters. It worked.
I once had a cool claw grabber machine moment where my mom (yes my mom) wanted this one plushie of the reindeer in the top hat dude from one piece (dunno his name) and there were multiple colors (of clothes on the plushies) I failed a couple times and asked if it had to be the pink one, my mom said no and I proceeded to get a yellow one first try, also another time I got a life size Charmander (0.6m tall)
The Nintenbro his name is Dr.Chopper
Doctor Tony Tony Chopper!
a Chopper and Charmander plushie? where was this, like Japan or something?
This is years ago. So long ago that VHS tapes were still a thing. My bro and I (6 and 4 at the time) were watching Tarzan on a little portable TV with a video player in his bedroom and at the elephant stampede scene the sound randomly stopped working. We called our dad to try and get it to work again. He rewound the tape, fast-forwarded it a few times, took it out of the player and put it back in again. Nothing worked. In frustration my dad then proceeded to smack the side of the TV really hard. Almost immediately the sound started working again. Still have no idea what happened.
I had a pair of headphones that didn’t work. So I took a pencil and jammed it in the little hole. It still works to this day.
Back when laptops were new to the world we had an old computer that started to lag a lot and the screen would turn yellow sometimes, one time the computer was lagging so I said "we'll get a laptop if you keep lagging like this" and the computer stopped lagging right after I finished my sentence. We still got a laptop anyway rip computer
"Wow, it actually worked!"
Every minecraft redstone engineer
When I lie, I never tell something that is impossible, at least that is my way to at least make someone believe me.
...
But the scary thing is my lies often come true.
So technically I seldom lie.
...
Also, after telling a lie that I someone was sick so they could not accompany me, the person really did catch a terrible illness...
So, I tuned my lies down a bit.
when a copyright strike actually gets resolved
Thus happened last night when I was going to a concert. Got pulled over by a cop. He asked me if I knew why I got pulled over and I asked him if it were for speeding and he told me that’s what it was for. I told the cop that I was sorry and that it was my nieces first concert (it really was). He asked us, “Who are you going to see?”
I told him, “Zac Brown Band.”
He asked, “What’s your favorite song?” So i took the opportunity to say “Free” in hopes he’d let us go free. He did.
One time I said in class that paper was very useful and also tasted good. The teacher replied by saying "I have actually tried eating paper a few times and it wasn't bad." The whole class laughed and I was really glad that didn't backfire.
When I was in 3rd grade, me and my classmates had our own garden near the school. We mostly grew vegetables and we learned about gardening. This activity was for 3rd grade only, so at the end of the year we had to take everything away for the new kids. There was this super tall sunflower that was so big we couldn't just cut it with a scissors. We tried several knives and shuffles, but it didn't help. I suddenly reached down to the bottom of our box of tools and grabbed a spoon. Dont know why we had a spoon in a garden, but I started to use the spoon as a knife to try and chop down the sunflower. It worked.
I was a jolly little sperm and decided to upgrade to a human.
IT WORKED!
I moved into a new school one year and was put into a debate class. I had never done debate before in my life so I had no idea how to format my argument or do research so my speech was very very terrible. When it became my turn to stand on the podium I decided that there was only one way I would be able to pull this off. I might not have taken debate, but I did take drama. I looked everybody in the eyes and spoke confidently and with “passion”. I hardly knew what I was talking about, but I acted as though I was about to lead an army into battle. I waved my arms around, slammed my fist into the table, the whole bit. My teacher gave me a standing ovation and even lectured the class on how that was how debate was supposed to be done. She gave me an A+. I was shocked. I also felt kinda bad because the other students put a lot of effort in their research, even if listening to them was like watching paint dry.
me: doesn’t revise for my science test
me: aces said test
science teacher who obviously didn’t know about me not revising: you should keep using this method of revision in future tests
my science teacher told me to never revise for tests. good one mr downing.
I was taking an insane courseload when I was a senior in high school. One weekend I realized left my planner in a classroom (and none of my assignments were online, so all my information is in this one book). I went back to school, the janitor opened the main door for me but told me he wouldn’t open any classroom doors. I got to the class and sure enough, door was locked. But now I’m DESPERATE and angry at the same time and in my anxiety I was actually pushed down and out on the door handle. When I calmed down and realized what I was doing, I also saw that the door was slowly coming out of it’s frame. So I pushed down and out and then tugged the door and it opened. And I got my planner and left the school (and the janitor saw me leave with my planner, but thankfully did not see me do what was essentially breaking and entering).
8:46
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*Task failed successfully.*
I have one.
Mom: "is there any other way to separate fish skin"
Me:*jokingly* use a potato peeler
I took the potato peeler and gave it to my mom
It actually works way better than a knife.
Once threw keys over my head to catch behind me.
Realised I completely over threw them.
Stepped backwards, stretched my hand out and caught them perfectly
Much to the annoyance of the friend who tried it first.
Once when my sister was around 2-3 years old my brother was talking to my parents that the TV he used to play video games wasn't working (I was standing there listening) so my parents tried to fix it but they couldn't but then my little sister walked in pressed some buttons and it completely fixed it right as my parents were about to tell her to not do that :D
in 11th grade i slept every english lesson, like actually every single english lesson. Wasn't horrible or anything, but my teacher had a really calming voice and like to go an tangents.
Some day i told myself english is now my favourite subject and i'm super interested in it, actually worked.
Still wish i could fall asleep in my bed as fast as in class.
Also: every time my code actually runs.
My cousin woke up late for his Spanish finals after gaming the entire previous night. He rushed to school told his teacher he had a stomach bug or something that made him puke in the morning and so he couldn’t come to the finals on time. The teacher believed him and let him retake his finals 2 hours after everyone else in his grade had given them.
had a problem with my x360 not reading disks so a friend told me that if you drop it (carefully) onto a soft surface it would shake something loose didn't believe him, tried it, lo and behold it worked almost perfectly for the next several years
I dropped my iPad once 6 years ago. The drop caused the thing to shutdown so I boot it again but it's stuck in Apple logo for an unusual amount of time. 10 minutes later it's still on the logo. My 6 year old little sister told me to grab an apple (the fruit) and rub it on the iPad and pray like some satanic ritual. (She watches too much Harry Potter) So I played along for the gags. Surprisingly, the iPad actually booted up.
Harry Potter isn’t satanic
One day I went to instagram for original memes
that didn’t work
that never works
yeah it's instagram why do you even have expectations lol
Here’s a small one. :/
We have five dogs. One of our dogs can’t open the gates we have to our stairs, so he usually just stands at the top and howls. Once when me and my family was eating downstairs in the living room, our dog started to howl, so then my dad was like: “Zacko (one of our dogs) Can you open the gate for Argo?” (The dog that couldn’t open the gate) So, our dog Zacko actually opened the gate for him.
When all the 9 year olds rebelled against T series
Yassssss
True story,
I work at a "seafood" processing plant. Injuries were common place and I tried for approximately 9 1/2 months to convince our safety board to rectify a particular situation. The weird thing is that I was also an active member of that safety board and was finally fed up with the delays, due to fellow co-workers still getting hurt. Now understand, I was directly connected to the job therefore I had to act before I became injured as well. I drafted a petition and signed it first, then asked my other department members (of which there were nine of us total) to sign it. They immediately did so with no hesitation. I went through the "proper channels" and it was given to our head of management. I knew that I would take the blame for it and sure enough, first thing, next morning, head managers office, before I started my shift on the floor. Although I should have been nervous, I was confident and ready to argue to the bitter end. After some discussion, arguments, fingerpointing and me cursing and naming names of the safety delinquents, everyone present came to an agreement that change was needed and asked what I would advise them to do. I, in detail explained what was required of management and one of the management team (respectfully, female) was the only one who 100% understood what I required. She has quite a machanical mind. Trying to explain to the males, not so much. She asked me to take the necessary measurements, and three days later she delivered. This was almost 1 and 1/2 years ago and no employee has had a similar accident since. My "wow that it actually worked" is the petition. I no longer work with that particular department, however I am still employed there and have dealt with safety issues my way.... DIRECTLY! Due to this I have been labeled "the rebel". I am, as I write this, dealing with another issue regarding another department I am presently working, where a very serious accident occured. Due to having to get personally involved and take over rescue and aid, a lot of questions went through my mind about how this could have been avoided. Had the safety board listened to specific requests/demands, made by various employees including myself almost two years ago, concerning a keylock tagout system. Too late, due to once again, delays. On my own, the "rebel" has already started the wheels in motion once again by complaining all the way to head of management. I have met with them, one female (same one) and two males and once again the female understood that a specific tool was necessary to get someone out of the machine faster than had already occured, and once again the males were not so understanding as to the detail of what was needed. She gave me a piece of paper and I drew the design for her. She advised myself that it would be made by the same company that does our welding contracts. I will be requesting a follow up appointment with her again in a couple of days and am positive that the necesssary changes will be made. Including a rescue drill for that departments employees. I do get results only because of that first petition. Management knows that I will go to great lengths, including being fired because if and when I have to go outside of the company to Workmans Comp, the company knows I will do so. I am taken seriously all because of that petition. Work safe everyone, and remember your opinion on safety in the work place does matter.
Good on yer.
> Waiting for train to arrive
> Want snickers
> Don't have money
> Kick the vending machine in despair
> 2 coins drop out
> mfw
My little brother flirts with all of the female teachers and doesn’t have to do any work. So once he was being bad in school and his teacher asked to get a note signed saying he was bad by our parents. He told this poor woman “my mother lives in Miami and my dad lives in Maryland. I only live with my brother who’s 17” my mom was on her honeymoon In Miami and my dad was driving through Maryland for a work trip. He didn’t mention our grandparents living with us. His teacher believed him, felt sorry for him and he didn’t have to do homework or ANYTHING for weeks until parent teacher conference