> woman named Garner had 100 kids > couldn't keep up with all the names so she named them from 1 to 100 > fire burned down her house > all the kids died except for 90 and 91 > one day 90 and 91 encounter a dog > ask Mom to keep dog > mom says no > decide to keep dog and name the dog This > so that they can get away with things like, "lets take This outside" > dog ends up dying a while later > only 90s kids will remember This
I too have war flashbacks when walking under fans while highly under the influence of strong anesthetics as the "Half Life" Eats at my fucking mind. As rainbows and humming with drool flopping out everywhere quickly turns into fire and screams of horror as i frantically search for this fucking cat-man named 'Guesses' who meows orders that i somehow understand. I was found later in the day buried in dirt with elephant ear plants and bushes around me concealing me in sand and dirt while wearing a military uniform while practically cuddling a cat whom i was calling and my uncle quotes, "Guesses' Little Sister..." whom he asked me to take care of following his death, a short walk away was a cat missing his head. and a bloody machete. :l I don't even remember this shit. But I thought I would share.
>be me >Be in grade 8 >School hates metal music >School tries to change our taste in music >School forces me into classical music class >Teacher is a bitch >Calls metal "just sound" >Teacher tells everyone has to bring in a symphony >Go home >Hatch up a plan >Run to PC >Go to iTunes >Burn symphony of destruction - Megadeth to a CD >Label it "Bach" >Next day >Wake up, go to school >Wait till 7th period >Enter class >20 minutes into class teacher tells everyone to take out their symphonies >Itsgotime.jpeg >Hand in my CD >Wait 10 minutes for other people to get their symphonies played >Teacher says "time to play anon's symphony that he brought in" >Teacher starts CD >Beginning of symphony of destruction >Sounds like symphony >Metal beat starts to play >Whole class starts to laugh and head bang >Teacher doesn't know how to stop CD player >Btt she figures it out it is halfway through the song >Get detention for 3 days >Worthit.png >Get home >Dad asks why I got 2 days detention >I tell him >Dad laughs uncontrollably >Says im not in trouble >He finds it so funny that he buys me dinner >Mfw the school hates me now
Oh boy new green text stories that I've never seen before. Oh wait, never mind, it's just someone stealing- oops, I mean a "compilation" of that guy with a voice. Wowie, I just love these "compilations".
You see this shit is so funny. I often wonder If i should create a 4 chan account. Then I remembered that I enjoy my privacy from the FBI and not being on a watch list XD.
The land whale thing made me die laughing. what the hell has my humor turned into. Also, I wonder where that girl is now. Ps. That end was gold. And yes, I have played atelier totori. Good game 10/10
> be sherman >take acid.. > trip out >Eat colour flavorite candy > friend past out. >prank him >Shit in his mouth >Friend Wake up >friend asked what happen Hfw: i ask him , how it feel to taste the rainbow.😖
I think the op at 1:31 was re-living a past life through dental anesthetic. It's some heavy shit man, I hope I don't say anything too bad when I go under.
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How's the girl in random act of kindness story go from 'slightly chubby' to 'land whale' 😂
Lux Lox femenism
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF?!
my name jeff
CIA THE INTEL YOU GAVE US SAID THAT THERE WASN'T ANY ENEMY TROOPS IN THE AREA! YOU GOT MY ENTIRE PLATOON KILLED! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE JEFF!?!
> woman named Garner had 100 kids
> couldn't keep up with all the names so she named them from 1 to 100
> fire burned down her house
> all the kids died except for 90 and 91
> one day 90 and 91 encounter a dog
> ask Mom to keep dog
> mom says no
> decide to keep dog and name the dog This
> so that they can get away with things like, "lets take This outside"
> dog ends up dying a while later
> only 90s kids will remember This
4chan greetext stoREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He will not REEvide us!
this made my shitty day all better
20somthingdrifter11 same
BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO
i wanna like but im finna let it stay @ 69
MikhailKillsZombies same same
@@RyanTheHuman-tr1ol like bro XD
The watermelon got me laughing so hard!
I too have war flashbacks when walking under fans while highly under the influence of strong anesthetics as the "Half Life" Eats at my fucking mind. As rainbows and humming with drool flopping out everywhere quickly turns into fire and screams of horror as i frantically search for this fucking cat-man named 'Guesses' who meows orders that i somehow understand. I was found later in the day buried in dirt with elephant ear plants and bushes around me concealing me in sand and dirt while wearing a military uniform while practically cuddling a cat whom i was calling and my uncle quotes, "Guesses' Little Sister..." whom he asked me to take care of following his death, a short walk away was a cat missing his head. and a bloody machete. :l I don't even remember this shit. But I thought I would share.
>be me
>Be in grade 8
>School hates metal music
>School tries to change our taste in music
>School forces me into classical music class
>Teacher is a bitch
>Calls metal "just sound"
>Teacher tells everyone has to bring in a symphony
>Go home
>Hatch up a plan
>Run to PC
>Go to iTunes
>Burn symphony of destruction - Megadeth to a CD
>Label it "Bach"
>Next day
>Wake up, go to school
>Wait till 7th period
>Enter class
>20 minutes into class teacher tells everyone to take out their symphonies
>Itsgotime.jpeg
>Hand in my CD
>Wait 10 minutes for other people to get their symphonies played
>Teacher says "time to play anon's symphony that he brought in"
>Teacher starts CD
>Beginning of symphony of destruction
>Sounds like symphony
>Metal beat starts to play
>Whole class starts to laugh and head bang
>Teacher doesn't know how to stop CD player
>Btt she figures it out it is halfway through the song
>Get detention for 3 days
>Worthit.png
>Get home
>Dad asks why I got 2 days detention
>I tell him
>Dad laughs uncontrollably
>Says im not in trouble
>He finds it so funny that he buys me dinner
>Mfw the school hates me now
Wtf was that ending at 7:23
they made you think he was a preschooler being dumb but the twist is that hes actually he teacher
Haha fucking Gamestop + spaghetti had me dying
I love how you read them and jump quickly from one to another
It adds a bit of a comedic effect
"stable"
Guy sounds like he should read creepy pasta
Fucking amazing.
I was literally on the floor of my bedroom fucking dying from that last one
"she's slightly chubby and very socially awkward" mE BITCH ME
Oh boy new green text stories that I've never seen before. Oh wait, never mind, it's just someone stealing- oops, I mean a "compilation" of that guy with a voice. Wowie, I just love these "compilations".
6:02 - 6:38 was my favorite!
why does this sound like the guy from shrek is love shrek is life
The spaghetti gamestop one was too much even for the narrator... in the end you could hear him almost bursting into laughter.
3:56 YOURE SO FAR PAST THE LINE YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE LINE, THE LINE IS A DOT TO YOU
that guy with a voice. he can make any thing sound not as bad as it is.
*JEFF NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!JEFF WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!HE WAS SO YOUNG, HE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL*
You see this shit is so funny. I often wonder If i should create a 4 chan account. Then I remembered that I enjoy my privacy from the FBI and not being on a watch list XD.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF!?"
tfw =/= "That feel when...". tfw = "The face when...", wich explains the mugshot in the first greentext. This was surely posted in summer...
the last one was hilarious
I enjoyed the narrator voice
DA LAST ONE THO
Make more of these
This is so fuckin hilarious
The last one.
Enter "My name is Jeff" joke here
I've been drankin watermelon!!!
M-Markiplier?
6:32 wtf
I'm not sure if the voice makes it better or worse.
on what board are these stoties
Everywhere, but mostly on the humor board
6:02
_solid snake if he was gay._
NOT JEFF!!!!
That's a sexy voice
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF!
*my namea jeff*
🤣🤜🏽🥩
Wtf did I just watch...
Top kek
Holy shit can i get your autograph Paul my fuzzy overlord.
Brojob brojob
moar
this is brendaniel not that guy with a voice
Markiplier????
Leave
i don't understand why people think a generic american accent is anything special
Jimmy "McGravelvoice" Magee?
i cAn HEAR MY GRANDDAUGHTER CRYING DOWNSTAIRS !!!!!!!!
yeah what a plot twist
*WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF?!?!?*
BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO
Hey, put "That guy with the voice" in the title.
I had his channel name in the description but I added it to the title as well.
spoiled milk Thanks very much! There are a lot of douchey compers out there, you aren't one.
That melon story took a hilarious turn.
8:16 Oh no not again...
Wait so this happened before?!
JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! HE WAS TOO YOUNG
The Prego one took me a while but as soon as it hit me I lost it
His condition is stable wtf x"DDDDD
Jeff, he was a man of honor, let us never forget his honor... #NeverForgetJeff
The first one though... can't even tell a 14 year old from a god damned 20 year old anymore. Fuck, there's 12 year olds that look 18. Be safe guys,
The 'nam flashback one got me so I subbed Xd
Holy fuck this voice.
You should dub someone on Metal Gear.
Napstablook One eyed snake
Brendaniel
KainMcnab Nope, its ThatGuyWithAVoice.
Wow, this "Anon" character sure is used a lot of these 4chan stories!
mfw
The land whale thing made me die laughing.
what the hell has my humor turned into.
Also, I wonder where that girl is now.
Ps. That end was gold.
And yes, I have played atelier totori. Good game 10/10
> be sherman
>take acid..
> trip out
>Eat colour flavorite candy
> friend past out.
>prank him
>Shit in his mouth
>Friend Wake up
>friend asked what happen
Hfw: i ask him , how it feel to taste the rainbow.😖
I just watched the first 30 seconds and he sounds like the postal guy
Why didn't the neck beard at the end just order it online if he is that embarrassed about cute anime girls please explain
Just anxiety I guess.
I searched for funny 4chan videos not fkn messed up sex stories
*"OH FUCK, THEY FUCKING GOT JEFF, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"*
Was he buying atelier totori or trying to rob money from gamestop?
All of the punchlines are fucking amazing
5:54 😂took me a half second too long but I laughed my ass off
Can you please read me a fucking bedtime story
you got soldier 76 to read shit for you lmfao
Why is Nicolas Cage narrating this shit?
He got the melon pregnant
Who ever is talking should not to paid
That first one... honestly. wtf?
I fucking love this channel
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF?!?!?!?!?!?
Damn his family ate his kids
Who wants a melon
the last one, wtf is going on man.
your condition is stable
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF!!!!
"WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF!"
Man this was pure g o l d
The 1st guy tho
wtf
How?
I think the op at 1:31 was re-living a past life through dental anesthetic.
It's some heavy shit man, I hope I don't say anything too bad when I go under.
Took me a minute to get the spaghetti “Preggo” story lmao
The last one was #Relateble
My name is jeff
THE PREGO ONE
Holy shit man the base on your voice